Don't forget.... besides getting a Mega Millions lottery ticket... $540 Million.. CRAZY!
Saturday/tomorrow is 'Earth Hour' at 8:30 turn everything off, light a candle and chill for an hour. A nice way to respect Mama Nature.
Upon hearing her team had lost the week 6 challenge, Celebrity Apprentice contestant Aubrey O'Day, who was the task project manager, cried like a baby and messed up her mascara. Sucking her thumb while throwing a temper tantrum on top of the Celebrity Apprentice boardroom conference table, baby Aubrey cried so much that Donald Trump felt sorry for her and gave her $10,000 for her charity and a lollypop for Aubrey.
The Donald admitted he has seen many women cry but that it usually comes after they've had sex with him. Donald asked the crying Ms. O'Day, "Why are you crying? Are you crying for your charity, because you lost or because you know I want to have sex with you?" Aubrey replied, "Waaaaah, waaaaah, waaaaah! I'm crying for my charity first, because I lost second and did you say you wanted to have sex with me?"
Donald: "Did I say I wanted to have sex with you? That must have slipped out."
Aubrey: "I love you like a father Mr. Trump so sex would be kinda icky but not out of the question but I would really like to have sex with your son, Donald Jr."
Donald: "Donald Jr. is married."
Aubrey: "OK. So maybe Jr., his wife and I could have a three-way."
Donald: "That's not gonna happen, Aubrey."
Aubrey: "Waaaaah, waaaaah, waaaaah!"
Donald: "Aubrey, Aubrey, Aubrey... stop crying. How about another $10,000 for your charity, $10,000 for you and me naked and another lollypop?"
Aubrey: "Can we do a foursome with Donald Jr.?"
Donald: "No! Stop with the Donald Jr."
Aubrey: "Waaaaah, waaaaah, waaaaah!"
Be sure to watch the next Celebrity Apprentice when this week's challenge finds Aubrey trying to seduce Clay Aiken into having sex with her as part of her plot to turn Clay from gay to straight. Here is a sneak peek at this week's episode:
Aubrey: "Waaaaah, waaaaah, waaaaah!"
Clay: "Awwww, girl. Why are you still crying?"
Aubrey: "Donald Sr. won't let me have sex with Donald Jr. Waaaaah!"
Clay: "But Aubrey, Donald Jr. is married. And by the way, Donald Sr. won't let me have sex with Donald Jr. either."
Aubrey: "I know but I'm so beautiful and talented and creative. What man wouldn't want to have sex with me? Would you have sex with me, Clay? Wah."
Clay: "Oh lordy, child. I'm gay."
Aubrey: "But maybe if you had sex with me you wouldn't be gay anymore. Wah. [sniff]"
In honor of the Mega Millions World Record Jackpot $540 Million/cash option $389 Million (went up again today) drawing tomorrow/Friday (3/30), Archie wanted to pass this nugget of 411 along! Of course if you don't play, you can't win. But there are far few winners, in fact, according to this write up, investing/playing a lottery is not a very good investment, it goes as far as saying 'Lottery players are Suckers!'... Click here for the 411 !
A few stats to put winning the BIG JACKPOT in perspective: -Getting pregnant from a one-night stand: 1 in 20 -Getting struck by lightning: 1 in 10,000 -Dying in an airplane crash: 1 in 355,318 -Being dealt a royal flush in a given hand of poker: 1 in 655,750 -Dying from a flesh-eating bacteria: 1 in 1 million. -Winning the Mega Millions Jackpot:1 in 176 million
BUT AGAIN....'IF YOU DON'T PLAY, YOU CAN'T WIN'! MAYBE YOU 'LL BE THE OTHER LONG SHOT STAT... I WON OVER $500 MILLION & I HARDLY EVER/NEVER BUY LOTTERY TICKETS!' IF THAT HAPPENS MAKE SURE YOU HAVE A GOOD STORY TO GO WITH IT, EVEN IF YOU DON'T!
'MAY THE ODDS BE EVER IN YOUR FAVOR!' WONDER IF I CAN BORROW KATNISS PIN?'
6:00 AM: The first person kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night was Martina Navratalova. There was a fatal accident in SE Travis County this morning. There was a JetBlue flight that had to had an emergency landing because the pilot was acting erratically and had to be restrained. Magic Johnson is now the co-owner of the LA Dodgers. His group bought them for 2 billion dollars in CASH! Simon Cowell is trying to get Rihanna as a judge on The X Factor, according to the latest rumors.
6:11 AM: What’s the theme? Bruce Springsteen Glory Days, John Fogerty Put Me in Coach, and Alabama View from the Cheap Seats—the theme is BASEBALL!
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Justin Bieber was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night and talked about his new show Punked and how he pranked Taylor Swift. Glee is getting Whoopi Goldberg and Lindsay Lohan as guest stars on the show this season. The security and requirements to take the ACT test will be upped this year after the big cheating scandal that happened last year. There was a raid on 6th street last week and many people were arrested for money laundering and drug trafficking.
6:40 AM: Let’s Stop Pretending. This is a new bit on the show, and it’s where we decide to stop pretending something. Alex wants us to stop pretending that Blues on the Green is fun to go to. Sara wants us to stop pretending that Tom’s Shoes are quality footwear. Cass wants us to stop pretending that we miss the Trail of Lights. Sandy wants us to stop pretending Guero’s has good food, and JB wants us to stop pretending that Barton Springs is fun.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. What was the happiest year/age of your life? In a National poll, 70% of people said age 33. Alex was 33 last year and agrees. Sara was happiest in 3rd grade, Sandy was happiest at 30, Cass was happiest at age 22-23, and JB is happiest now.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Sara made the list of “hottest women in radio”, and we thought it’d be fun to see how her parents react to the news. She called them and broke the news to them. They were very excited for her, and when she asked them if she should take a sexy photo like the guys suggested, they said she’s an adult and it’s up to her.
7:20 AM: There is a Jewish Orthodox school in Brooklyn that is telling student they have to cancel their Facebook accounts and pay $100 to the school, or they will be expelled. There is a new invention called The Freedom Flask. It fits inside your underwear and holds about 17 shots of alcohol. You have to open your fly to dispense the alcohol. The most important U.S. landmarks are; The Grand Canyon, Mt. Rushmore, The White House, The Golden Gate Bridge, The Statue of Liberty, and The Alamo.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was a JetBlue flight that had to had an emergency landing because the pilot was acting erratically and had to be restrained. Alicia Silverstone put a video online of how she feeds her infant son. She feeds him food by regurgitating it into his mouth like a bird. Magic Johnson is now the co-owner of the LA Dodgers. His group bought them for 2 billion dollars in CASH!
7:40 AM: Sandy has a big fear of losing everything. Have you ever lost it all? We got a lot of call from people who have, including a woman who lost literally everything they owned in the Bastrop fire. We also heard from people who lost it all in the dot com boom, and a woman who had a bunch of crazy things happen to her in the span of a year.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic: 93% of moms would be totally ok with hiring a hot nanny to babysit their kids. Only 7% of them would automatically disqualify a hot nanny from being hired.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. If every person in the U.S. flushed their toilet at the exact same time, nothing too epic would happen. What would happen is that the flush would happen easily, and your tank may have a hard time filling back up.
8:20 AM: We are going to have Sara take a sexy photo tomorrow to prove that she can do it. The guys don’t think she has it in her but Cass does. We’re going to enlist the help of a local hair and makeup artist, and have her picture taken by someone who is a pro at bringing the “sexy” out of someone. Stay tunes, and we’ll post the picture online on Monday!
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The first person kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night was Martina Navratalova. Ashton Kutcher was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and Jimmy asked him about his upcoming trip to space with Richard Branson. Alicia Silverstone put a video online of how she feeds her infant son. She feeds him food by regurgitating it into his mouth like a bird. The estimate jackpot on Friday for Mega Millions is 476 million. Cass, JB, Alex, and Sandy are going in together on buying tickets, so wish them luck!
9:45 AM: The tallest man in America is 7’8 and he lives in Minnesota. He has such big feet that he can’t find shoes to fit him. He reached out to many shoe companies and the only one willing to make him a custom shoe is Reebok. However, the cost to create them was going to be thousands of dollars. He has gotten a lot of donations and will likely be able to afford 2 pairs of shoes now!
6:00 AM: Yesterday a man was ejected from his motorcycle and fell off a bridge and landed 25 feet below. He was alive, but had no memory of what had just happened. He lived because he had a helmet on and was wearing protective riding gear. All he had was a broken ankle. Yesterday Bobby Brown got pulled over by cops in L.A. and he was arrested for drinking and driving. The next Hunger Games movie won’t come out until November 2013. There is a 1909 Honus Wanger baseball card that is about to be auctioned off and they thing it will go for over 1 million dollars.
6:15 AM: Fact or bullfact. Pepsi got its name from dyspepsia, which is the scientific name for indigestion. It was originally sold and marketed as a cure of indigestion. The Oxford Dictionary found a letter in 1917 that shows an admiral using the phrase “OMG”. Tsunamis can be caused by volcanoes, landslides, asteroids, and air pressure changes. Tsunamis hit land at an average of 22 miles per hour, but can get up to 600 MPH in the ocean. In Shakespeare’s time “nothing” was the word used to refer to a woman’s vagina and a Mary was a visibly aroused man. Vodka means “little water”. It would take 400,000 moons to match the sun’s brightness.
6:27 AM: Yesterday Tim Tebow had a press conference about his new contract with the New York Jets. During the press conference, he said “excited” 43 times. We edited it all together with “I’m So Excited” playing in the background.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Barton Springs pool is reopened today after it was closed for cleaning due to heavy rains. In Tebow’s press conference yesterday they asked him about his faith. He said he’s never been ashamed about his faith, and says that he doesn’t think his faith is the only reason he got attention last year. A new study says that people who eat chocolate frequently had a lower BMI than those who consumed the treat less regularly. A new study says that 1 serving of popcorn has more antioxidants than fruits and vegetables. The Alamo Drafthouse is going to open another location near Lakeline Mall.
6:43 AM: What’s on your mind? Cass’s fiancé had to work overnight last night and she has so much respect for people who have to do that every day, it seems so hard. Sara is thinking about colored jeans. They are the latest fashion trend, and she wants some but can’t decide on a color. Alex is thinking about buying a new car, as his has 131,000 miles on it. JB just finished the 4th season of Breaking Bad last night, and he loved it. Sandy hate all the catalogs that come in the mail on Mondays and is wondering how to get them to stop coming.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Audio with Erin. JB and Erin have a friend who has very successful start up companies that he turns around and sells for a lot of money. He just was in the paper this morning where they featured his most recent success in business, and JB sat down with Erin and asked her about it. He asked her if she is upset she didn’t marry someone like that, and instead married a guy who “makes fart jokes on the radio”. She said she is happy and wouldn’t change a thing.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. You can make 35,000 dollars a year for your starting salary if you get the job of a meth lab clean-up crew member. Here’s some easy and inexpensive ways to improve your home; get rid of the doorbell, change light switches to dimmers, replace the doorknobs and hingers, re-do the bathroom grout, and paint one focus wall in your living room a different color.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is a new documentary called Bully that is meant to educate kids about bullying and there is a big drama about the rating. The studio was trying to give it an R rating and that means kids wouldn’t be able to see it. Aerosmith is doing a world tour this summer. Yesterday a man was ejected from his motorcycle and fell off a bridge and landed 25 feet below. He was alive, but had no memory of what had just happened. He lived because he had a helmet on and was wearing protective riding gear. All he had was a broken ankle.
7:45 AM: Sara just found out she made #22 on the “Top 50 Hottest Women in Radio” list from Popcrunch.com. She is so excited that it surprises us. She said she’s wanted to be on this list forever and feels like she has “arrived”. She told the guys that she had no idea how she got on the list, but it turns out Cass had listeners nominate her. Congrats Sara.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:12 AM: Headlines that don’t make the 4 things.
8:20 AM: The most likely place you will lose your cell phone; a park, the pharmacy, in your own home, at a gas station, at the store, an apartment or condo, restaurant, office, a bar, and a coffee shop.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Actress January Jones said in a recent interview that she eats the placenta from her recent baby to “stay healthy”. The new drug trend for teens is Whippets, which is likely to have come back on the scene because of the story about Demi Moore’s use of them before she entered rehab. . A new study says that people who eat chocolate frequently had a lower BMI than those who consumed the treat less regularly. A new study says that 1 serving of popcorn has more antioxidants than fruits and vegetables.
8:40 AM: Audio with Erin. JB and Erin have a friend who has very successful start up companies that he turns around and sells for a lot of money. He just was in the paper this morning where they featured his most recent success in business, and JB sat down with Erin and asked her about it. He asked her if she is upset she didn’t marry someone like that, and instead married a guy who “makes fart jokes on the radio”. She said she is happy and wouldn’t change a thing.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Alex wants to say happy birthday today to the urinal. It was patented on this day in 1866, and he thinks it’s one of the greatest inventions of all time. There is a way you can vacation in the same house that Edward and Bella stayed in for their Honeymoon in the Twilight movies, but it costs $4,000-$8,000 a night!
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Octomom is broke again and posed topless in a British magazine for money. A plant in Texas is closing down because of the outcry via social media about people wanting the “pink slime” in meat to be banned. Justin Bieber tweeted a phone number over the weekend with one digit missing, and one family got so many calls that they are suing him. A real life hamburgular stole the fat food out of someone’s hand at a drive thru in Maine. He was caught by cops when they saw him eating the food nearby.
"At the end of the day your girl would appreciate you being honest more than lying to her and vice versa'.. Click here to find out who threw out this nugget!
Note: It's not Tiger Woods, but good advice for him to follow as he gets hismojo back!
I haven't read this yet, but my interest is peaked for sure. The book, by British author E. L. James/mother of 2, that has been nicknamed 'Mommy Porn'.
Universal and Focus Features have bought the movie rights for all 3 books by E.L. James... For how much? An exact $ amount hasn't been thrown out there, but Sony offered $5 million, and didn't get the rights. It was only $3 million for the Da Vinci Code.....
Fifty Shades of Grey (paperback April 4th) , (both in paperback mid April) Fifty Shades Darker and Fifty Shades Freed. The storyline... A wealthy 27-year-old, Christian Grey, who engages in a dominant/submissive love affair with 21-year-old college student Anastasia Steele.
The pieces I've seen it's very adult... like Cinemax on a bit of Red Bull! I'm going to have to read at least the 1st book, to see what it's all about. Then decide about the movie.
Would you go see this?
Sidenote
I have read all of J.R Ward's ' Black Dagger Brotherhood' series and looking forward to the newest edition out today March 27th! These could make a pretty darn good television series, on a cable channel like HBO's 'True Blood'.
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