6:00 AM: This weekend in Austin there were a ton of events going on; The Food and Wine Festival, Eeyore’s Birthday, The Moontower Comedy Festival, and a few other events. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting.
6:11 AM: Sara’s dog chewed her friend’s seat belt in her friend’s car this weekend and she is so embarrassed and upset because he never chews things. Cass is thinking about the awesome night she had with Sara on Friday, they went to a Food and Wine Event and totally geeked out over all of the chefs that were there. Alex and his wife went to Whataburger at 12:30 last night and they claim they are starting a new diet today. JB got his daughter a phone, and it’s her first phone. She is cracking him up because she has been texting him a lot, and he Is very amused by it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A cyclist was hit and killed at 360 and Westbank on Saturday afternoon by an 85 year old woman who was driving. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their vows over the weekend at the Eiffel Tower. Nutella advertises that their product is healthy, but it actually has the calories and fat equivalent to a candy bar. Two moms sued the company, and because of it any customer who bought Nutella between 2008 and 2012 is entitled to $4 to $20.
6:41 AM: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy, Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones, and Horse with No Name. The theme is in honor of the fact that The Kentucky Derby is this weekend in Louisville.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: We replay our interview with Corey Redding that we did on Friday.
7:20 AM: Couples that dated in the 90’s that we forgot about; Danny Wood and Halle Berry, Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts, Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey, Ashley Judd and Michael Bolton, Jewel and Sean Penn, Ed Norton and Courtney Love, Vanilla Ice and Madonna, Kathy Griffin and Jack Black, Tiffani Amber Thieseen and Pauly Shore.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. William and Kate got married one year ago. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. Kevin Richardson is returning to The Backstreet Boys. May 12th Will Ferrell will host SNL and Usher will be the musical guest.
7:45 AM: Alex feels left out by Sandy, and because of it he has bailed out on playing in a golf tournament with Sandy today. He says Sandy made him feel not wanted, and he is trying to bail on Sandy for the tournament today.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:14 AM: A man named Obi Wan Kenobi caused a 4 car pile up and then fled the scene. He was caught and is now out on bail. A 92 year old WW2 Veteran gets bootleg copies of current movies and he copies them by the thousands and sends them to the troops overseas. He has spent over $30,000 on postage alone, and he has been doing this for 10 years even though it’s very illegal.
8:22 AM: Sandy got an iPad this weekend and he’s wanted one for 2 years. He is thinking about returning it because now that he has it, he doesn’t really see the point. He has a Mac Book Pro and an iPhone, so he doesn’t really see why he needs it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. In North Carolina a 9th grader was being disrespectful and her parents made her walk up and down the side of a street holding a sign saying he is rude and disrespectful. Ryan Seacrest is producing a reality show following Joe Jonas and his wife in their home life. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend.
8:40 AM: JB’s wife read “50 Shades of Gray” last week and he wanted to see what the big fuss was all about. He started reading it this weekend and read about half of it in one day. He thinks Sara should stop reading it now though. It’s about a sexual relationship between a late 20’s billionaire man and an inexperienced 21 year old virgin girl. In the book, he makes her sign a contract that is all about the terms of their relationship and it’s all about dominance and submission.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Man Sues BWM for Persistent Erection”. A man says his BMW motorcycle gave him a severe case of an erection that wouldn’t go away. He has had it for 20 months and counting. A study says that 60 hour work weeks are not productive, and the most productive work week is one that is 40 hours. Patrick Dempsey saved the life of a teenager who flipped his car over in a wreck in front of Dempsey’s house.
9:45 AM: Funniest line of the show. The current scores; JB-5, Sandy-4, JB-2, Cass and Sara-0. Today the funniest line went to JB who made a joke about a coon ass Louisiana guy trading a beaver pelt to get sex with Sara.
6:00 AM: This weekend in Austin there were a ton of events going on; The Food and Wine Festival, Eeyore’s Birthday, The Moontower Comedy Festival, and a few other events. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting.
6:11 AM: Sara’s dog chewed her friend’s seat belt in her friend’s car this weekend and she is so embarrassed and upset because he never chews things. Cass is thinking about the awesome night she had with Sara on Friday, they went to a Food and Wine Event and totally geeked out over all of the chefs that were there. Alex and his wife went to Whataburger at 12:30 last night and they claim they are starting a new diet today. JB got his daughter a phone, and it’s her first phone. She is cracking him up because she has been texting him a lot, and he Is very amused by it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A cyclist was hit and killed at 360 and Westbank on Saturday afternoon by an 85 year old woman who was driving. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their vows over the weekend at the Eiffel Tower. Nutella advertises that their product is healthy, but it actually has the calories and fat equivalent to a candy bar. Two moms sued the company, and because of it any customer who bought Nutella between 2008 and 2012 is entitled to $4 to $20.
6:41 AM: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy, Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones, and Horse with No Name. The theme is in honor of the fact that The Kentucky Derby is this weekend in Louisville.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: We replay our interview with Corey Redding that we did on Friday.
7:20 AM: Couples that dated in the 90’s that we forgot about; Danny Wood and Halle Berry, Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts, Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey, Ashley Judd and Michael Bolton, Jewel and Sean Penn, Ed Norton and Courtney Love, Vanilla Ice and Madonna, Kathy Griffin and Jack Black, Tiffani Amber Thieseen and Pauly Shore.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. William and Kate got married one year ago. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. Kevin Richardson is returning to The Backstreet Boys. May 12th Will Ferrell will host SNL and Usher will be the musical guest.
7:45 AM: Alex feels left out by Sandy, and because of it he has bailed out on playing in a golf tournament with Sandy today. He says Sandy made him feel not wanted, and he is trying to bail on Sandy for the tournament today.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:14 AM: A man named Obi Wan Kenobi caused a 4 car pile up and then fled the scene. He was caught and is now out on bail. A 92 year old WW2 Veteran gets bootleg copies of current movies and he copies them by the thousands and sends them to the troops overseas. He has spent over $30,000 on postage alone, and he has been doing this for 10 years even though it’s very illegal.
8:22 AM: Sandy got an iPad this weekend and he’s wanted one for 2 years. He is thinking about returning it because now that he has it, he doesn’t really see the point. He has a Mac Book Pro and an iPhone, so he doesn’t really see why he needs it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. In North Carolina a 9th grader was being disrespectful and her parents made her walk up and down the side of a street holding a sign saying he is rude and disrespectful. Ryan Seacrest is producing a reality show following Joe Jonas and his wife in their home life. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend.
8:40 AM: JB’s wife read “50 Shades of Gray” last week and he wanted to see what the big fuss was all about. He started reading it this weekend and read about half of it in one day. He thinks Sara should stop reading it now though. It’s about a sexual relationship between a late 20’s billionaire man and an inexperienced 21 year old virgin girl. In the book, he makes her sign a contract that is all about the terms of their relationship and it’s all about dominance and submission.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Man Sues BWM for Persistent Erection”. A man says his BMW motorcycle gave him a severe case of an erection that wouldn’t go away. He has had it for 20 months and counting. A study says that 60 hour work weeks are not productive, and the most productive work week is one that is 40 hours. Patrick Dempsey saved the life of a teenager who flipped his car over in a wreck in front of Dempsey’s house.
9:45 AM: Funniest line of the show. The current scores; JB-5, Sandy-4, JB-2, Cass and Sara-0. Today the funniest line went to JB who made a joke about a coon ass Louisiana guy trading a beaver pelt to get sex with Sara.
Dark chocolate (in moderation) has heart-healthy benefits. For the study, researchers had 31 people eat either 50 grams of regular dark chocolate (70% cocoa), dark chocolate (70% cocoa) that has been overheated, or white chocolate (0% cocoa). The study participants ate their assigned chocolate for a 15-day period; their blood glucose, circulating lipids, blood pressure and blood flow were all measured before and after the study. Click here for more 411!
6:00 AM: Ladybird Johnson Wildflower Center got a large monetary gift yesterday to build a 4.5 acre garden for children to learn Austin will look like in 30 years. This will help plan for growth and change in the future for our city.
6:13 AM: Things you should be up front about when dating; if you’re not looking for anything serious, you need to be honest about that. If you have kids, you need to be up front about that. You need to be up front about your political views if you are passionate about them. Your religious beliefs if you are serious about them. If you have a crazy job with strange hours, you need to bring that up. If you’re a virgin and plan to stay that way until you are married, you need to tell them.
6:20 AM: The worst baseball fans of all time have been found. At yesterdays Rangers vs. Yankees game in Arlington, an outfielder threw a ball to the stands meant for a toddler. An adult man caught it and he and his date were taking pictures with the ball and laughing while the little boy reached out for the ball and began crying hysterically. They never gave the ball to the boy and the commentator for the game was talking pretty badly about the couple.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An Ohio mom thought her 13 year old daughter was being disrespectful, so she posted a picture of her daughter with a red X over the mouth saying “I can’t keep my mouth shut, ask me why”. APD may go to “E Tickets” to make the traffic stop times shorter. A prom in Tennessee banned a girl for attending the event because she had on a confederate flag dress. There are two dating sites for dogs, where you can find new four legged friends for your pet.
6:45 AM: What’s on your mind? JB has a big white bag in front of him and we all want to know what’s in it. It’s a big pretzel from Easy Tiger on 6th street. This is a new bakery and bar that Cassiday and Sara are obsessed with, and told JB about. He finally went last night and loved it.
6:53 AM: Alex sleeps with the lights on, and we just found a survey that 4% of people sleep with the lights on. 16% of people sleep with teddy bears, which Cassiday does.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:06 AM: This weekend Sandy’s wife is doing a mud run in Smithville. Sandy initially agreed to do it, but had serious doubts after she had already signed him up. He has also injured his knees and doesn’t feel ready for it. The team is paid for, and 2 of the members are now out, so Tricia was looking for someone to fill the slot. She asked JB’s wife Erin, who cant go because she is signed up for another run this weekend. So she called Sara and she agreed to do it. Sara thinks they are going to bond and have a great time. And we can’t wait to hear about it.
7:20 AM: Should men have a “man shower” when they get married?The sexiest color women can wear is red, it signals sexual intent to men. Also, red was rated the most attractive color on women by men. Woolrich has come out with pants and jackets made to specifically hide concealed weapons.
7:40 AM: Cass’ moving stress.
8:12 AM: Rolling Stone polled their listeners and asked which celebrity they’d like to see in a hologram concert and here’s the list; Notorious BIG, Bob Marley, Michael Jackson, Janis Joplin, The Grateful Dead, The Doors, Freddy Mercury, John Lennon, Nirvana, and Jimi Hendrix.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. APD may go to “E Tickets” to make the traffic stop times shorter. Yesterday Mario Lopez said that he was asked to do Dancing With the Stars for an All Star season. An Ohio mom thought her 13 year old daughter was being disrespectful, so she posted a picture of her daughter with a red X over the mouth saying “I can’t keep my mouth shut, ask me why”. The worst baseball fans of all time have been found. At yesterdays Rangers vs. Yankees game in Arlington, an outfielder threw a ball to the stands meant for a toddler. An adult man caught it and he and his date were taking pictures with the ball and laughing while the little boy reached out for the ball and began crying hysterically. They never gave the ball to the boy and the commentator for the game was talking pretty badly about the couple.
8:54 AM: Landry almost killed herself on Sunday. He took her to the golf course, and when they were in the parking lot loading up the clubs to go home, he heard the golf cart take off. Landry was driving in standing up and she was going downhill. They turned around and saw her driving away, and it freaked them all out. Tricia was able to get on the cart and stop it before anything bad happened, but they were freaked out.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Egypt law allows men to have sex with their wives for up to 6 hours after they die. You get 936 Saturdays in your childhood, which equates to 2 and a half years of free time. TLC is getting back together and is going to record a new album and do a tour where they will project images of Lisa Left Eye Lopez on the wall. Rosie O’Donnell was on The View and says that Lindsey Lohan is not capable or ready of playing Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime Film. Katherine Heigl and her husband just adopted their 2nd child. A prom in Tennessee banned a girl for attending the event because she had on a confederate flag dress.
I managed to get an exclusive phone interview with Lady Gaga and it turns out her and I have a lot in common. She likes to wear meat and I like to eat it. She loves high heel shoes and I love watching her try and perform in them. And, we both look great in a thong. Here is a little bit of the interview:
Unknown Blogger: Hi Lady Gaga. Thanks for taking the time to talk to me.
Gaga: Of course UB. I’d do anything for a man who wears a brown paper bag. You are a man, right?
Unknown Blogger: Let me check… yes, I’m a man.
Gaga: I think the paper bag is hot. Do you wear it during love making?
Unknown Blogger: That’s kind of a personal question. I don’t think I should answer that.
Gaga: Would you wear it if you and I made love together?
Unknown Blogger: [GULP]
Gaga: So why do you wear a paper bag? Are you not attractive or disfigured…?
Unknown Blogger: Oh no… I’m very attractive. Some people say I look like Woody Allen.
Gaga: I don’t know UB… I don’t think Woody Allen is very attractive.
Unknown Blogger: Maybe Woody should wear a paper bag over his head?
Gaga: [LAUGHING]
Unknown Blogger: Not to change the subject but can we talk about high heel shoes?
Gaga: Sure. Do you wear high heel shoes?
Unknown Blogger: Sometimes when I drink too much Jägermeister, I like dance to your music wearing nothing but a thong and high heels.
Gaga: Oh my God! That sounds hot. You sound like a naughty little monster. Not that it matters but are you gay?
Unknown Blogger: Let me check… no. I just love your music, thongs and high heels.
Gaga: Nothin’ wrong with that UB.
Unknown Blogger: I notice you fall on your ass a lot while wearing high heels. Would you ever give up your high heels for something safer and low to the ground like some Soiree flats?
Gaga: Are you being mean to me UB? I don’t fall all the time and no, I’ll never give up my high heels. I say go high or go home.
Unknown Blogger: Go high or go home. I love that… and I love you but I gotta leave you cuz our time is up. Thanks for talking to me.
Gaga: Any time UB and can you send me a picture of you in high heels wearing a thong with a paper bag on your head? That would be hot.
Unknown Blogger: Let me get some Jägermeister and I’ll see what I can do.
Christian Louboutin's Glass Slipper. In honor of Disney's re-release of 'Cinderella' on dvd this fall. C.L is going to create a glass slipper for our inner princess. It will be revealed this summer. In the meantime to make your inner princess happy check out these sites.
Do you have those days/weeks.... that you feel sorry for yourself.I'm guilty too.... Well, check this show out and you might rethink what you thought can be possible! This looks really good!
'Push Girls' on the Sundance channel starting 6/5/12!
I found out the Sundance Channelis available in ATX on Time Warner Cable channel #778, or this is what came up when I did a zipcode search.
