Some folks are already saying Coors Light wins the Super Bowl advertising contest.
Not that there is one, but it seems like that's something to talk about, especially if your team didn't make it to the big game.
The thinking is that their ad for the Super Bowl shows women doing some kick-butt things in the same commercial as men doing kick-butt things - none of which involve drinking beer, by the way - while some smooth-voiced announcer talks about how we all have mountainst to climb.
This is ground-breaking?
It's a decent ad, but I don't see this one as being any better than any others I've already had a sneak peek at.
Not to worry. While it's not clear if Mattel has actual plans to diversify Ken, a clothing company in England called Lyst commissioned an artist to come up with a line of Ken dolls to match the new Barbies.
And I must say, even though it's only a drawing, it's pretty impressive...
Who's excited about the big football game this weekend? Due to trademark restrictions I can't say the name of the game but it rhymes with Pooper Troll. I also can't say the name of the teams playing this year in Pooper Troll Fitty but they rhyme with Francoes and Schmanthers.
Personally I can't stand the Francoes or the Schmanthers so of course I hope at the end of the fourth quarter that it's a tie and they have to go into overtime, after which it's still a tie and the Francoes and Schmanthers keep slugging it out until all remaining players lose consciousness and they have no choice but to declare Pooper Troll Fitty a tie. Yay! Now cut to one of those hilarious Pooper Troll commercials where Lady Gaga is eating Doritos® while riding on top of a billy goat. Oh wait. Does the ASPCA forbid the use of the word billy goat and Lady Gaga in the same sentence? I'll have to check on that.
Speaking of Lady Gaga, she will be singing the national anthem before the start of Pooper Troll Fitty. Rumor has it they wanted Tony Bennett to sing the national anthem but when they asked if he'd sing at Pooper Troll Fitty his reply was, "Young fella, what the hell is Pooper Troll Fitty?"
Speaking of really old farts, how 'bout that Peyton Manning? Rumor has it he will retire after Pooper Troll Fitty. As a matter of fact, Peyton Manning is so old that Las Vegas odds have Peyton Manning retiring at halftime and letting backup quarterback Brock Osweiler finish the game.
Speaking of halftime, this year's performances include Coldplay, Beyonce (her 4th Pooper Troll appearance) and Bruno Mars (2nd Pooper Troll appearance). Wow. What a snooze fest. I think halftime will be my queue to stick my finger down my throat so as to puke out all the Pooper Troll party snacks and alcohol I've ingested over the past couple hours and make room for the gluttony of third and fourth quarter.
Pooper Troll Fitty – I can't wait. May the best team tie.