I was searching for some ideas on what to do w/ Fried apples for the holidays. I typed in a search and this came up. A 23lb cake that's $175 dollars made in a bakery in Houston,Texas called the Three Brothers Bakery. It's called a Pumpecapple Piecake. It's so popular they aren't making anymore until Dec 2nd. They ask to put an order in via email. Okay now click this link below and see why there is such a fuss about this dessert. I' going to have to find something else to make, because this is out of my baking range.... I'd pitch in w/ others to get one to try. Would you? Click the link to see it first. .
Just when you thought things couldn't get any better for Taylor Swift, she now is the first woman in 50 years to replace herself at number one on Billboard's Hot 100. That's right. Taylor's "Shake It Off" held the number one spot only to get topped by her latest release, "Blank Space." Why can't I be number one? I sing really good at karaoke but nobody says, "Hey UB you sing better than Taylor Swift?" People go on about Taylor this and Taylor that. It's always TALOR, TAYLOR, TAYLOR!
I lost 5 pounds the other day and can now fit into a size 10 dress but does anyone tell me, "Hey UB, you sure look hot in a chubby kinda way?" No. They just ask if I've heard the new TS album or if they can have some of my extra-large, double-cheese supreme pizza and I'm like, "Hell no!"
It's just not fair that some girls have all the luck while all I have right now are the cramps. Ugh! TALOR, TAYLOR, TAYLOR!
"Hello, Tyga? There's a reality check waiting to be picked up at the front desk."
Here's one straight out of the pages of Yeah, I Know It's a Law But Not For Me, RIght?
Tyga, the 25-year-old musician, was supposed to play at a club called Greystone Manor in West Hollywood. He begged the club management to allow his 17-year-old girlfriend, Kylie Jenner - one of the offspring of Mamadashian - to attend the show.
The management refused, because it's a 21+ establishment.
So Tyga pull a no-show, managing to tick off a sponsor big time.
Maybe it's a math problem. Who needs to figure out that Kylie has to wait another four years to get into the club because of the laws that govern places that sell booze.
And while we're at it, memo to Kris and Bruce Jenner: a 25-year-old rapper is dating your 17-year-old daughter.
Look for those Parents of the Year trophies, mailed to your separate homes in the next six to eight weeks.