6:00 AM: Heather Locklear was hospitalized yesterday after mixing pills and alcohol. Her sister recognized she wasn’t ok and called 911. Natalee Holloway was declared officially dead yesterday. Last week during the New York Philharmonic, a man let his phone ring during a performance. The conductor stopped the performance to call the person out. Last night Austin city Council met and talked about the residential utility rate increase. Michelle Obama joined twitter yesterday and her handle is @MichelleObama.
6:10 AM: The Week in Review; songs that were #1 when we were born, “and then I took him back”, the funny voicemail that Moore left for Sandy, where we are scared to go, JB’s facebook fight about Jay-Z and Beyonce’s baby, 2nd date update, Sandy is the perfect egg maker, Cassiday’s cube life.
6:25 AM: ESPN said “Tebow” 160 times in a 48 minute show, and we edited it into a clip that features every mention. If you don’t know about Tebow, they want to make sure you do!
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kelly Clarkson will sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl this year. If you need a job, Home Depot is hiring 70,000 temporary workers this spring. This weekend at UT, Olympic swimmers will be swimming in the Austin Grand Prix. Michael Phelps is in town, as well as Janet Evans who is trying to come out of retirement. Austin will now ticket for improperly parking in the reverse angle parking spots.
6:42 AM: On Tuesday night Conan O’Brien made a joke about Salt Lake City getting named the gayest city in America. The next night, Jimmy Fallon made the same joke. Theft or coincidence?
6:47 AM: There is a new website called GymPact.com in which you can get paid to work out, or penalized if you don’t go work out.
6:59 AM: Cecily Knobler’s reviews. A Joyful noise is out this week, and it stars Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah. Cecily said it’s pretty bad, and gave it a D+. Contraband is out this week, and it stars Mark Wahlberg. Cecily says that Ben Foster and Giovanni Ribisi have good acting in it. Grade: C-. Also out, Beauty and the Beast in 3D.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: A Moment of Pinterest. JB featured a new type of outlet for your wall that has regular outlets and USB ports. It’s about $30 at Think Geek. Sara found a flow chart that helps girls decide if they should text a guy or not. Cassiday found a cool idea for those who host a lot of parties. You can take out the middle plank of a picnic table and replace it with metal guttering. Then you use it to chill drinks for your guests.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. There is a new pill that they are calling an “exercise pill” that claims it can make you fit without working out. Would you try it? We all would try it, but Cass was the only one who had a little fear about it. Kelly Clarkson is singing the National anthem at the Superbowl, and the halftime show will feature Madonna with Nicki Minaj and MIA. Hulk Hogan is thinking about changing his look after all these years
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Meryl Streep was on The Jimmy Kimmel show last night and he asked her some questions that he was sure she hadn’t been asked before. He asked her the last time she got drunk, and she said last night. He asked her if she’d ever been in a physical fight, and she said yes. He asked if she’s ever watched The Jersey Shore, she said yes and she didn’t like it. Madonna has been doing a lot of interviews lately, and Newsweek asked her about Lady Gaga. She said the first time she heard “Born This Way” she thought it was a remake of “Express Yourself”. Heather Locklear was hospitalized yesterday after mixing pills and alcohol. Her sister recognized she wasn’t ok and called 911. Michelle Obama joined twitter yesterday and her handle is @MichelleObama.
7:37 AM: The Week in Review; songs that were #1 when we were born, “and then I took him back”, the funny voicemail that Moore left for Sandy, where we are scared to go, JB’s facebook fight about Jay-Z and Beyonce’s baby, 2nd date update, Sandy is the perfect egg maker, Cassiday’s cube life.
7:46 AM: 2 minute topic. Jay Z says he will no longer use the word Bitch in his raps, because it would degrade his daughter. The guys think this is stupid because Jay Z has already announced this decision and released a rap with his baby crying in it, and she hasn’t even been born a week yet. They say the B word made him all the money he has today, so it’s funny to them he’s taking it back now.
7:53 AM: In January, people tell 7 lies a day, making it the month in which we tells the most lies. We lie about what we did over the holidays, how much money we spent, and we lie to others and ourselves about our New Year’s Resolutions.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. In Iowa City at 3 AM a man walked into the Romantix Adult book shop armed with a hunting knife. All he wanted was the Mega Masturbator, a $250 toy that weighs 20 pounds. A study has come out that says most people joined Facebook 2.5 years ago. The average person spends 41 minute a day on Facebook.
8:22 AM: Rapper’s Delight—we play it every Friday to put you in a good mood!
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Over the summer Cameron Diaz was rumored to have gotten a boob job. Last night Austin city Council met and talked about the residential utility rate increase. This weekend at UT, Olympic swimmers will be swimming in the Austin Grand Prix. Michael Phelps is in town, as well as Janet Evans who is trying to come out of retirement.
8:44 AM: Cecily Knobler’s reviews. A Joyful noise is out this week, and it stars Dolly Parton and Queen Latifah. Cecily said it’s pretty bad, and gave it a D+. Contraband is out this week, and it stars Mark Wahlberg. Cecily says that Ben Foster and Giovanni Ribisi have good acting in it. Grade: C-. Also out, Beauty and the Beast in 3D.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: The Week in Review; songs that were #1 when we were born, “and then I took him back”, the funny voicemail that Moore left for Sandy, where we are scared to go, JB’s facebook fight about Jay-Z and Beyonce’s baby, 2nd date update, Sandy is the perfect egg maker, Cassiday’s cube life.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Daniel Radcliffe is hosting Saturday Night Live this weekend and The Golden Globes are on Sunday night. Austin will now ticket for improperly parking in the reverse angle parking spots. Kelly Clarkson will sing the National Anthem at the Super Bowl this year. If you need a job, Home Depot is hiring 70,000 temporary workers this spring.
9:45 AM: Tomorrow night the Denver Broncos take on the New England Patriots, and we think it’ll be the most watched game this year besides the Super Bowl. Alex has dubbed this “The Hunky Bowl”, because it’s Tim Tebow versus Tom Brady. He thinks that those two men define what quarterback should be.
