6:00 AM: The State of the Union address was last night, and we felt that he did a good job. Steve Jobs’ widow, the founder of Instagram, and Warren Buffett’s secretary were all sitting with Michelle Obama during the speech. Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital last night, and her people are claiming it is due to exhaustion. A woman in West Campus awoke in the middle of the night on Tuesday with a man crouched by her bed. She screamed immediately, and he fled before she could see what he looked like. This happened only a mile away from the attacks of the women on New Year’s Day, but they aren’t sure yet if they are related.
6:20 AM: You can get married this weekend at the Way South Philly food trailer for $39.99. Included in the price you also get two sandwiches, two drinks, two tater tots, and a marriage license.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Soon, Facebook Timeline will be forced upon all Facebook users, and they will have 1 week to preview it before it goes live. A F150 Ford Truck hit and ran on a cyclist this week near 183 and Oak Knoll, and the cyclist died. The truck didn’t stop and render aide, and they are looking for the driver.
6:41 AM: What’s the theme? Kenny G, Katy Perry, and Seal. They are all getting divorced right now. JB suspects that Kenny G’s wife finally got tired of all the hair clogging up the sink and finally had to divorce him.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Sara has been feeling depressed lately, and reached out to JB and Sandy about it. She has been sad lately and thinks it’s because all of her friends are getting married or getting pregnant, and she feels left behind. She cried on Saturday when she realized she had nothing to do, and made a friend go to dinner with her and paid for his food just so she didn’t have to be alone. The guys were worried about her, and looked up some signs of depression to see if she fits them. Robin called in and said she had been in similar situation before. She went to a lot of meetups to meet new people, and found a good book called “Calling and The One” that helped her out.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night US Navy Seals rescued two Americans who were kidnapped and being held hostage in Somalia. Last night President Obama did The State of the Union address, and we felt that he did a good job. Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital last night, and her people are claiming it is due to exhaustion. Seal was on Ellen’s show yesterday and he said he will continue to wear his wedding ring because it’s a token of 8 wonderful years together with Heidi. He says he will be connected to her in many ways for the rest of their lives.
7:45 AM: Today’s topics. Should babies always be free? A lot of moms are upset because at the upcoming London Olympics, people have to pay a ticket fee to bring their infant into the ceremonies. 57% of people would like the Super Bowl to be on a Saturday.
7:56 AM: JB invited his dog into bed this morning with his wife, and he tucked her in. The dog was so happy, he tucked her into the bed, and he laid her head on the pillow and left her in bed with Erin. This morning Erin woke up and emailed JB saying the dog was a “stinker” for getting into the bed.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:15 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. It was found that putting cured salt pork up your nose is the best cure for a bloody nose. Things parents wish people knew about their kids; Babies cry and toddlers throw fits. Children aren’t rational like adults are. Just because my house is messy it doesn’t mean that I don’t clean. I value my child’s nap time, so it may mean we miss your event if it interferes with a nap. Raising cats and dogs is not the same as raising a child. Sometimes my kids are loud and obnoxious, and it’s not because I’m a bad parent.
8:22 AM: There is a new rule that says “always hit on the wingman”. A love and relationship advice guy wrote a book in which he says if you hit on the wingman, the other guy will pursue you harder in an attempt to regain power in the situation.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Soon, Facebook Timeline will be forced upon all Facebook users, and they will have 1 week to preview it before it goes live. Tim Gunn said he has not had sex in 29 years on a TV show yesterday. A man is going to get 25 million dollars for being imprisoned for a crime he didn’t commit. American Idol has auditions tonight in Aspen, and a new show called Keifer Sutherland called Touch premieres tonight.
8:42 AM: The two voices every man can do, in JB and Sandy’s opinion, are their wife’s voice and a gay voice. We test this theory by going around the room and also taking calls from listeners. It turns out the theory stands true!
8:56 AM: 2 minute topic. A man married his girlfriend after she died in a joint wedding and funeral ceremony. Is this romantic or creepy?
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:12 AM: Amanda Knox said she wants to go back to Italy to vacation even though she spend 4 years in prison there. War Horse, The Artist, Moneyball, The Descendants, Tree of Life, Midnight in Paris, The Help, Hugo, and Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close. The top 10 states to raise a kid does not include Texas
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night President Obama did The State of the Union address, and we felt that he did a good job. Demi Moore was rushed to the hospital last night, and her people are claiming it is due to exhaustion. Seal was on Ellen’s show yesterday and he said he will continue to wear his wedding ring because it’s a token of 8 wonderful years together with Heidi. He says he will be connected to her in many ways for the rest of their lives. Cynthia Nixon is in a Broadway play about a cancer patient and shaved her head bald for the role.
9:45 AM: The most watched TV shows last week; 9) Two and a Half Men, 8)NCIS reruns, 7) Betty White’s Birthday, 6)The Mentalist, 5)Person of Interest, 4)Big Bang Theory, 3) American Idol, 2) NFC post game show, 1) NFC game between the Giants and the 49ers.
