6:00 AM: Yesterday the One World Trade Center became the tallest tower in The United States. There was a cyclist who was killed this weekend and there will be a rally on Thursday by a group that believes people who kill cyclists should serve jail time. Octomom has filed for Chapter 7 bankruptcy in court just one month after going on welfare.
6:10 AM: Yesterday there was a golf tournament that benefitted Bikes for Kids, and Alex wanted an item that was in the silent auction. He texted his wife asking if he could bid on it, and she said “you’re a baller on a budget” and said he could go for it if he didn’t complain anymore about not having the money to go home to El Paso for holidays.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night Maria Menunous and Derek Hough got the first perfect score of this season. Out today; New Year’s Eve, Haywire, and W.E. Albums; Norah Jones and Carrie Underwood have new albums out today. There is a new exhibit at the LBJ Library called “The White House Years” and shows the gifts that LBJ and his wife got while in office from foreign dignitaries. In Poland, a man went to his ex-girlfriend who was a dentist to get his teeth cleaned. She put him under and pulled out all of his teeth. She could serve up to 3 years in prison.
6:42 AM: What are the top things on men’s bucket lists; Travel the world, live in another country, have kids, learn a new skill, drive an F1 race car, open a bar or restaurant, get married, and appear in a Blockbuster action movie like Braveheart.
6:50 AM: The Ugly Meter is a new iPhone app that costs $5 and will tell you how ugly you are. Sandy used it on himself, and it told him he is a 3 out of 100 and that his looks are “borderline offensive”.
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7:06 AM: Best songs of the 80’s.
7:24 AM: Headlines that don’t make the 4 things. An 11 year old urinated on 30 school laptop computers, causing a $36,000 loss. He ruined all of the computers he peed on, and he has not explained why he did it. 6 things all parents need to stop doing on Facebook ; announcing your pregnant as soon as you find out, making your profile picture just a picture of your baby, letting people know you did your laundry, stop discussing dirty diapers, stop giving play by play on potty training, and making every single status update about your kids.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. The average American sits on their butt and does nothing 4 nights a week. 17% of people choose sleep over sex on a regular basis. 20% say they never do ANY exercise ever. There is a motel in Coco Beach Florida that was struggling financially and it’s called Faulty Towers. They decided to create an all nude motel. Within the confines of the hotel, everyone is allowed to be naked.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Today there is a fundraiser at every Austin, Buda, Cedar Park, Hutto, Georgetown, and Round Rock area Chili’s restaurant. Mention Officer Pedron and 10% of the money raised will go to his family. Facebook wants to help you share your organs. U.S. and UK users are going to help make it easier to put your name on organ donor websites. There is a new show called DUETS that will come to ABC and Lionel Richie’s hosting gig has been replaced with John Legend. The Secret Service Agents will now how to go to ethics training following the prostitution scandal.
8:40 AM: JB started reading Fifty Shades of Grey and talked about it on the show yesterday. He got a great email from a listener named Chelsea and she said that most women enjoy a good, forceful, and playful man.
8:51 AM: There is a cute video of an elderly couple giving marriage advice to someone in their family.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Tony Awards nominations have come out and Newsies is getting lots of nominations. Jason Segel is a big fan of Hillary Clinton and says he wants to do a film with her someday. The new pop music sensation is Conor Maynard, a 19 year old singer from England.
9:50 AM: Funniest line of the show. Today Sandy, Sara, and Alex were nominated. The winner was Sara who told us about her weird Christian shirt she used to wear everyday when she was a kid.
6:00 AM: This weekend in Austin there were a ton of events going on; The Food and Wine Festival, Eeyore’s Birthday, The Moontower Comedy Festival, and a few other events. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting.
6:11 AM: Sara’s dog chewed her friend’s seat belt in her friend’s car this weekend and she is so embarrassed and upset because he never chews things. Cass is thinking about the awesome night she had with Sara on Friday, they went to a Food and Wine Event and totally geeked out over all of the chefs that were there. Alex and his wife went to Whataburger at 12:30 last night and they claim they are starting a new diet today. JB got his daughter a phone, and it’s her first phone. She is cracking him up because she has been texting him a lot, and he Is very amused by it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A cyclist was hit and killed at 360 and Westbank on Saturday afternoon by an 85 year old woman who was driving. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their vows over the weekend at the Eiffel Tower. Nutella advertises that their product is healthy, but it actually has the calories and fat equivalent to a candy bar. Two moms sued the company, and because of it any customer who bought Nutella between 2008 and 2012 is entitled to $4 to $20.
6:41 AM: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy, Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones, and Horse with No Name. The theme is in honor of the fact that The Kentucky Derby is this weekend in Louisville.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: We replay our interview with Corey Redding that we did on Friday.
7:20 AM: Couples that dated in the 90’s that we forgot about; Danny Wood and Halle Berry, Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts, Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey, Ashley Judd and Michael Bolton, Jewel and Sean Penn, Ed Norton and Courtney Love, Vanilla Ice and Madonna, Kathy Griffin and Jack Black, Tiffani Amber Thieseen and Pauly Shore.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. William and Kate got married one year ago. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. Kevin Richardson is returning to The Backstreet Boys. May 12th Will Ferrell will host SNL and Usher will be the musical guest.
7:45 AM: Alex feels left out by Sandy, and because of it he has bailed out on playing in a golf tournament with Sandy today. He says Sandy made him feel not wanted, and he is trying to bail on Sandy for the tournament today.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:14 AM: A man named Obi Wan Kenobi caused a 4 car pile up and then fled the scene. He was caught and is now out on bail. A 92 year old WW2 Veteran gets bootleg copies of current movies and he copies them by the thousands and sends them to the troops overseas. He has spent over $30,000 on postage alone, and he has been doing this for 10 years even though it’s very illegal.
8:22 AM: Sandy got an iPad this weekend and he’s wanted one for 2 years. He is thinking about returning it because now that he has it, he doesn’t really see the point. He has a Mac Book Pro and an iPhone, so he doesn’t really see why he needs it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. In North Carolina a 9th grader was being disrespectful and her parents made her walk up and down the side of a street holding a sign saying he is rude and disrespectful. Ryan Seacrest is producing a reality show following Joe Jonas and his wife in their home life. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend.
8:40 AM: JB’s wife read “50 Shades of Gray” last week and he wanted to see what the big fuss was all about. He started reading it this weekend and read about half of it in one day. He thinks Sara should stop reading it now though. It’s about a sexual relationship between a late 20’s billionaire man and an inexperienced 21 year old virgin girl. In the book, he makes her sign a contract that is all about the terms of their relationship and it’s all about dominance and submission.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Man Sues BWM for Persistent Erection”. A man says his BMW motorcycle gave him a severe case of an erection that wouldn’t go away. He has had it for 20 months and counting. A study says that 60 hour work weeks are not productive, and the most productive work week is one that is 40 hours. Patrick Dempsey saved the life of a teenager who flipped his car over in a wreck in front of Dempsey’s house.
9:45 AM: Funniest line of the show. The current scores; JB-5, Sandy-4, JB-2, Cass and Sara-0. Today the funniest line went to JB who made a joke about a coon ass Louisiana guy trading a beaver pelt to get sex with Sara.
6:00 AM: This weekend in Austin there were a ton of events going on; The Food and Wine Festival, Eeyore’s Birthday, The Moontower Comedy Festival, and a few other events. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting.
6:11 AM: Sara’s dog chewed her friend’s seat belt in her friend’s car this weekend and she is so embarrassed and upset because he never chews things. Cass is thinking about the awesome night she had with Sara on Friday, they went to a Food and Wine Event and totally geeked out over all of the chefs that were there. Alex and his wife went to Whataburger at 12:30 last night and they claim they are starting a new diet today. JB got his daughter a phone, and it’s her first phone. She is cracking him up because she has been texting him a lot, and he Is very amused by it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A cyclist was hit and killed at 360 and Westbank on Saturday afternoon by an 85 year old woman who was driving. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their vows over the weekend at the Eiffel Tower. Nutella advertises that their product is healthy, but it actually has the calories and fat equivalent to a candy bar. Two moms sued the company, and because of it any customer who bought Nutella between 2008 and 2012 is entitled to $4 to $20.
6:41 AM: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy, Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones, and Horse with No Name. The theme is in honor of the fact that The Kentucky Derby is this weekend in Louisville.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: We replay our interview with Corey Redding that we did on Friday.
7:20 AM: Couples that dated in the 90’s that we forgot about; Danny Wood and Halle Berry, Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts, Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey, Ashley Judd and Michael Bolton, Jewel and Sean Penn, Ed Norton and Courtney Love, Vanilla Ice and Madonna, Kathy Griffin and Jack Black, Tiffani Amber Thieseen and Pauly Shore.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. William and Kate got married one year ago. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. Kevin Richardson is returning to The Backstreet Boys. May 12th Will Ferrell will host SNL and Usher will be the musical guest.
7:45 AM: Alex feels left out by Sandy, and because of it he has bailed out on playing in a golf tournament with Sandy today. He says Sandy made him feel not wanted, and he is trying to bail on Sandy for the tournament today.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:14 AM: A man named Obi Wan Kenobi caused a 4 car pile up and then fled the scene. He was caught and is now out on bail. A 92 year old WW2 Veteran gets bootleg copies of current movies and he copies them by the thousands and sends them to the troops overseas. He has spent over $30,000 on postage alone, and he has been doing this for 10 years even though it’s very illegal.
8:22 AM: Sandy got an iPad this weekend and he’s wanted one for 2 years. He is thinking about returning it because now that he has it, he doesn’t really see the point. He has a Mac Book Pro and an iPhone, so he doesn’t really see why he needs it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. In North Carolina a 9th grader was being disrespectful and her parents made her walk up and down the side of a street holding a sign saying he is rude and disrespectful. Ryan Seacrest is producing a reality show following Joe Jonas and his wife in their home life. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend.
8:40 AM: JB’s wife read “50 Shades of Gray” last week and he wanted to see what the big fuss was all about. He started reading it this weekend and read about half of it in one day. He thinks Sara should stop reading it now though. It’s about a sexual relationship between a late 20’s billionaire man and an inexperienced 21 year old virgin girl. In the book, he makes her sign a contract that is all about the terms of their relationship and it’s all about dominance and submission.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Man Sues BWM for Persistent Erection”. A man says his BMW motorcycle gave him a severe case of an erection that wouldn’t go away. He has had it for 20 months and counting. A study says that 60 hour work weeks are not productive, and the most productive work week is one that is 40 hours. Patrick Dempsey saved the life of a teenager who flipped his car over in a wreck in front of Dempsey’s house.
9:45 AM: Funniest line of the show. The current scores; JB-5, Sandy-4, JB-2, Cass and Sara-0. Today the funniest line went to JB who made a joke about a coon ass Louisiana guy trading a beaver pelt to get sex with Sara.
6:00 AM: Ladybird Johnson Wildflower Center got a large monetary gift yesterday to build a 4.5 acre garden for children to learn Austin will look like in 30 years. This will help plan for growth and change in the future for our city.
6:13 AM: Things you should be up front about when dating; if you’re not looking for anything serious, you need to be honest about that. If you have kids, you need to be up front about that. You need to be up front about your political views if you are passionate about them. Your religious beliefs if you are serious about them. If you have a crazy job with strange hours, you need to bring that up. If you’re a virgin and plan to stay that way until you are married, you need to tell them.
6:20 AM: The worst baseball fans of all time have been found. At yesterdays Rangers vs. Yankees game in Arlington, an outfielder threw a ball to the stands meant for a toddler. An adult man caught it and he and his date were taking pictures with the ball and laughing while the little boy reached out for the ball and began crying hysterically. They never gave the ball to the boy and the commentator for the game was talking pretty badly about the couple.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An Ohio mom thought her 13 year old daughter was being disrespectful, so she posted a picture of her daughter with a red X over the mouth saying “I can’t keep my mouth shut, ask me why”. APD may go to “E Tickets” to make the traffic stop times shorter. A prom in Tennessee banned a girl for attending the event because she had on a confederate flag dress. There are two dating sites for dogs, where you can find new four legged friends for your pet.
6:45 AM: What’s on your mind? JB has a big white bag in front of him and we all want to know what’s in it. It’s a big pretzel from Easy Tiger on 6th street. This is a new bakery and bar that Cassiday and Sara are obsessed with, and told JB about. He finally went last night and loved it.
6:53 AM: Alex sleeps with the lights on, and we just found a survey that 4% of people sleep with the lights on. 16% of people sleep with teddy bears, which Cassiday does.
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7:06 AM: This weekend Sandy’s wife is doing a mud run in Smithville. Sandy initially agreed to do it, but had serious doubts after she had already signed him up. He has also injured his knees and doesn’t feel ready for it. The team is paid for, and 2 of the members are now out, so Tricia was looking for someone to fill the slot. She asked JB’s wife Erin, who cant go because she is signed up for another run this weekend. So she called Sara and she agreed to do it. Sara thinks they are going to bond and have a great time. And we can’t wait to hear about it.
7:20 AM: Should men have a “man shower” when they get married?The sexiest color women can wear is red, it signals sexual intent to men. Also, red was rated the most attractive color on women by men. Woolrich has come out with pants and jackets made to specifically hide concealed weapons.
7:40 AM: Cass’ moving stress.
8:12 AM: Rolling Stone polled their listeners and asked which celebrity they’d like to see in a hologram concert and here’s the list; Notorious BIG, Bob Marley, Michael Jackson, Janis Joplin, The Grateful Dead, The Doors, Freddy Mercury, John Lennon, Nirvana, and Jimi Hendrix.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. APD may go to “E Tickets” to make the traffic stop times shorter. Yesterday Mario Lopez said that he was asked to do Dancing With the Stars for an All Star season. An Ohio mom thought her 13 year old daughter was being disrespectful, so she posted a picture of her daughter with a red X over the mouth saying “I can’t keep my mouth shut, ask me why”. The worst baseball fans of all time have been found. At yesterdays Rangers vs. Yankees game in Arlington, an outfielder threw a ball to the stands meant for a toddler. An adult man caught it and he and his date were taking pictures with the ball and laughing while the little boy reached out for the ball and began crying hysterically. They never gave the ball to the boy and the commentator for the game was talking pretty badly about the couple.
8:54 AM: Landry almost killed herself on Sunday. He took her to the golf course, and when they were in the parking lot loading up the clubs to go home, he heard the golf cart take off. Landry was driving in standing up and she was going downhill. They turned around and saw her driving away, and it freaked them all out. Tricia was able to get on the cart and stop it before anything bad happened, but they were freaked out.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Egypt law allows men to have sex with their wives for up to 6 hours after they die. You get 936 Saturdays in your childhood, which equates to 2 and a half years of free time. TLC is getting back together and is going to record a new album and do a tour where they will project images of Lisa Left Eye Lopez on the wall. Rosie O’Donnell was on The View and says that Lindsey Lohan is not capable or ready of playing Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime Film. Katherine Heigl and her husband just adopted their 2nd child. A prom in Tennessee banned a girl for attending the event because she had on a confederate flag dress.
6:00 AM: 13,000 people rode from Houston to Austin this weekend in the MS 150. John Edwards’ opening arguments are today in his trial where there are 6 charges against him of using political campaign money to cover up an affair. Robin Gibb from The Bee Gees has woken up from his coma and is showing signs of recovery. The man who ran 100 marathons in 100 days completed his goal yesterday in London.
6:15 AM: Questions from the bag. Cassiday, what personal battle do you fight every day? She says she fights the battle of feeling like she accomplished enough that day to be satisfied. She says she wants to make every day special, and often fights with feeling like she didn’t do enough.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Neil Diamond got married to his manager this weekend in L.A. This is his third marriage, and his new wife’s first marriage. Cary Mulligan and Marcus Mumford got married over the weekend as well. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend, and this is the first weekend that The Hunger Games wasn’t #1 since it’s release. The “everyday” Lamborghini was released at a car show this weekend, and it’s an SUV from Lamborghini. At the Olympics they have passed legislation that will say fans can’t upload any photos or videos of the games to their social media accounts.
6:40 AM: Songs that are #1 on different charts. The hip Hop and R&B chart’s #1 son is by Usher and is called “Climax”. Country is Blake Shelton’s “Drink on It”. Rock and Pop Charts’ #1 is Fun’s “We Are Young”. On the dance charts David Aude has the #1 song. On the Latin Charts, it’s Michael Telo.
6:51 AM: Sandy has been mad at Alex since 9 am on Saturday morning. On Friday night Sandy, Alex, Andria, and our boss Cat went to the Johnny Cash tribute concert. Sandy got home at 12:30 and was looking forward to sleeping in because his daughter was sleeping at her Grandma’s house. At 9 AM the next morning Alex texted Sandy, and Sandy has been pissed about it all weekend.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:08 AM: Friday night he was driving out to a wedding at Lake Travis and on the way back his wife’s engine coolants light came on. Yesterday he was running errands decided he would top off the coolant in her car. He opened the hood of her car, he was pretty confused and didn’t know where to put fluid. He put coolant in a hole and realized shortly after he started to drive that he had put it in the wrong place. He put coolant in the hole where you’re supposed to put oil into the engine, and when he drove the car half a block, it started sputtering. He drove it into the driveway and the car died. He feels so horrible and has no idea how expensive this mistake will end up being.
7:25 AM: Today’s topics.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:45 AM: We talk to a guy names Chase who is a little annoyed with his girlfriend. She won’t stop calling him cute pet names in public and in front of their friends, and it’s driving him crazy.
7:50 AM: Sandy’s wife is a loud talker at restaurants, and he isn’t sure how to politely address it with her.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. Scientists have figured out what causes brain freezes and why we get them, and it turns out it’s a good thing. When we drink something really cold, extra blood rushes to our brain to try and protect it from getting too cold. This causes an artery to expand behind the eyes, and that’s what causes the uncomfortable feeling. In Salsbury Maryland, people in a neighborhood kept finding human feces in their yard for years. Finally one day a cop caught a man pooping in a yard and his excuse was that he had to go when he ran every morning, and the cop gave him a warning. Then later, someone caught him on surveillance camera driving up to the yard in his jeep, getting out, pooping in the yard, and driving away.
8:20 AM: The worst thing you can call a man is “creepy”, according to a recent story.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Neil Diamond got married to his manager this weekend in L.A. This is his third marriage, and his new wife’s first marriage. Cary Mulligan and Marcus Mumford got married over the weekend as well. Giulana Ransic is expecting her first baby. The “everyday” Lamborghini was released at a car show this weekend, and it’s an SUV from Lamborghini.
8:45 AM: Get ready—an epic concert is coming to The Cedar Park Center in September. The show will feature Def Leppard, Lita Ford, and Poison. The show is September 4th at 7 PM.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:13 AM: In New Zealand they are trying to get the price of cigarettes to $100 a pack to try and get people to quit smoking. A mom of a student at Harker Heights paid for a billboard to get people to vote for her daughter for prom queen.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend, and this is the first weekend that The Hunger Games wasn’t #1 since it’s release. The man who ran 100 marathons in 100 days completed his goal yesterday in London. Justin Bieber tweeted on Saturday to the girl Mariah Yeater that accused him of impregnating her. He said “you will never get this” and it wad retweeted thousands of times by his fans. At the Olympics they have passed legislation that will say fans can’t upload any photos or videos of the games to their social media accounts.
6:00 AM: Dick Clark passed away yesterday from a heart attack. He was 82 years old, and he will be missed. The Megamillions winner from Illinois came forward yesterday and it’s a retired couple who only spend $3 on a ticket. 3 secret service agents involved in the scandal about Columbian prostitutes are leaving their jobs at the agency. The Texas nurse who murdered a mom and kidnapped her newborn baby admitted she did it because she was trying to cover up her own miscarriage from her fiancé. Lady Vols coach Pat Summitt is stepping down from her coaching job because she has early onset dementia.
6:15 AM: Questions from the bag. Sara, would you rather be buried underground for 30 minutes or stand naked in public for 30 minutes? She, without a doubt would rather be naked in public. Being buried underground is her biggest fear.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is new Mel Gibson audio of him yelling at a screenwriter on the set of a film in Costa Rica. The APD have changed the duties of the officer who shot and killed Cisco the dog on Saturday to protect him because there are so many threats coming in. The police are taking a look at their policies about using deadly force on aggressive animals. Two complaints of aggressive behavior have been filed against Cisco the dog in the past, and this news has just come to light. An Austin High School teacher has been arrested for having marijuana in his home. An Austin woman set her husband on fire yesterday. She was giving him a massage and then poured gasoline on his body and then lit him on fire. Arrested Development’s 4th season will be released all at once via Netflix.
6:45 AM: What’s the theme? Elvis, Tupac, and Nat King Cole. They have all had videos/songs released after they passed away.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:08 AM: Sandy’s eulogy for Sara.
7:20 AM: We have gotten only one complaint about Sara’s billboard so we wanted to talk to the lady on air and see what she is so mad about. She says the guys should be ashed of themselves and it was incredibly sexist to do what they did. She thinks they should be recognizing Sara’s brains, not her looks. She even thinks the “hottest women in radio list” is incredibly offensive.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Clark passed away yesterday from a heart attack. He was 82 years old, and he will be missed. The Megamillions winner from Illinois came forward yesterday and it’s a retired couple who only spend $3 on a ticket.
7:45 AM: The manliest things on earth. Food—Beef Jerky, Sport—Football, and Drink---Beer.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:23 AM: Today is Sandy and Tricia’s 4th wedding anniversary. We dare them to be romantic on the air together and they say it can’t be done. We got them on the phone, and they were right. They are totally unwilling and unable to be romantic, and say they are the least romantic couple on earth.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Dick Clark passed away yesterday from a heart attack. He was 82 years old, and he will be missed. Arrested Development’s 4th season will be released all at once via Netflix. The APD have changed the duties of the officer who shot and killed Cisco the dog on Saturday to protect him because there are so many threats coming in. The police are taking a look at their policies about using deadly force on aggressive animals. Two complaints of aggressive behavior have been filed against Cisco the dog in the past, and this news has just come to light. There is a 7 year old boy who is sick and dying, and his wish was granted of being Batman. They planned real life crime scenarios throughout the city of Arlington, TX, and let the boy who was dressed as Batman, fight the crime.
8:52 AM: Is it ok to go to bed mad at your significant other? The guys say yes, and sometimes it’s just necessary to go to bed angry. The girls say women hate going to bed angry and we hate it even more when you are fighting with us and are able to sleep.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Researchers in Tokyo have figure out how to regenerate hair on a bald mouse. Today the city council is meeting to discuss how much energy rates will go up for the paying customers.
6:00 AM: The Boston Marathon took place yesterday and Kenyan racers came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in both the men’s and women’s categories. George Zimmerman’s defense team asked yesterday for the judge on the case to be removed. JK Rowling is going to write a Harry Potter type encyclopedia and will donate all royalties to charity.
6:12 AM: Ryan Seacrest at age 20 was a DJ in Los Angeles making $10,800 a year. This year he’ll make 15 million. Johnny Depp made $13,500 at age 20 and this year he will make 50 million. Carrie Underwood made $15,980 in 2004 when she was 24 as a waitress, and now she is making millions. John Hamm made $14,350 for much of the 90’s, this year he’ll make 2.3 million for Mad Men.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was an Austin dog shot and killed by an APD officer, who showed up to the wrong home accidentally after the 911 dispatcher gave the cop the wrong address on a domestic violence call. Kelly Clarkson is going on tour with The Fray and the tour will come to Houston. The National Enquirer is saying that Oprah proposed to Stedman and will do a wedding special TV show and will televise the wedding to save her network.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. The most popular plastic surgery this year is chin implants. They are up 71% this year over last year, and both men and women are getting them.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Sandy’s friend is in a bit of a dilemma. The mom offered to buy the daughter’s wedding dress, and because of this the mom thinks that she gets a say in what dress they purchase. Does the mom get a say in the dress or should it 100% be the daughter’s choice?
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Nicki Minaj has quit using Twitter, even thought she has 11 million followers.
7:45 AM: We play “Hot or Not”, where Sara and Cass ask the guys to admit if popular male celebs are attractive or not. They all found Lance Armstrong and John Mayer Hot. None of them found Justin Bieber, Jeremy Piven, Channing Tatum, Mitt Romey or Tom Cruise hot. Alex liked Ryan Gosling, Tim Tebow, and Governor Perry. JB and Sandy both found John Hamm attractive as well as George Clooney.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. At Coachella this past weekend a hologram version of Tupac performed with Snoop Dogg. Would you pay money to see a hologram performance?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: There is a boy who came down with cancer and he was given 2 weeks to live. 4 years later he is still alive and has climbed Mount Everest and some other mountains, and yesterday he just finished the Boston Marathon in 5 hours. The average person doesn’t start to panic until they are at $22,000 in debt.
8:22 AM: JB sat down and talked with Erin. He saw that she got the book “Fifty Shades of Gray” and wanted to know about it. He asked if she got it because she is horny, and she freaked out. She said it grosses her out to talk about “being horny”.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was an Austin dog shot and killed by an APD officer, who showed up to the wrong home accidentally after the 911 dispatcher gave the cop the wrong address on a domestic violence call. 11 secret servicemen are in trouble because they were partying at a brothel in Colombia and didn’t want to pay for the services they indulged in. This is how their story broke, and they are facing lots of punishment. The National Enquirer is saying that Oprah proposed to Stedman and will do a wedding special TV show and will televise the wedding to save her network. A man live tweeted his proposal for 12 hours
8:45 AM: Sara got to see the new Zac Efron movie last night. It’s called The Lucky One, and she loved it.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Chief Acevedo went to the hospital with chest pains yesterday and is going to be ok. There was an Austin dog shot and killed by an APD officer, who showed up to the wrong home accidentally after the 911 dispatcher gave the cop the wrong address on a domestic violence call. Women are more ethical than men according to a new study. A kindergartner threw a tantrum at a school in Georgia, and police had to come and handcuff her.
6:00 AM: 122 tornadoes touched down in the Midwest over the weekend, and there was a lot of damage to property and there were some deaths. Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees has colon cancer, liver cancer, and then contracted pneumonia which has put him into a coma. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, and she is sporting a $250,000 ring. Tim Tebow went to a Yankees game last night, and when the camera panned to him everyone booed him.
6:10 AM: Shampooing your eyelashes will help itchy watery eyes. You need to use baby shampoo to make sure not to hurt your eyes, but doing this will help because pollen sticks to your eyelashes and it gets into your eyes and irritates them. Eat yogurt. 2 cups of plain yogurt a day will help reduces allergy flare ups. Drink iced tea. The antioxidants help you from producing an allergy increasing factor in your body. Avoid wearing cotton, the static draw it to your body.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers had 5 guitars stolen from their studio in L.A. this weekend. NASA has mounted the Space Shuttle Discovery onto a jumbo jet to deliver it to the Smithsonian Museum. 11 secret service agents and 5 military service members are in trouble for paying for prostitutes and partying while in Colombia. Dateline did a special last night to test what kids would do with strangers when their parents weren’t around. All of the kids tested by them ended up getting onto an ice cream truck with a stranger who offered them free ice cream.
6:45 AM: Sara and Cass’ around the world food tour. They went to Wasota African Cuisine food trailer on South First Street, and loved it. The owner is from Nigeria and his name is Lawrence. They tried a dish with plantains, black eyed peas, and a spicy tomato sauce on it. They also loved a dish they tried with goat in it. They said it was affordable and delicious.
6:51 AM: Your tax return---save it or blow it? Cass saved hers this year, and loves watching her savings account grow. Alex sent his to pay off his credit card debt. JB thinks tax returns are for blowing on frivolous stuff. Sandy will spend half and save half. Sara has to save all of hers because her car’s air conditioner is broken and she needs to get it fixed.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:20 AM: The best compliments you can give a woman are; Have you lost weight?, You smell good today, and your hair looks nice.
7:30 AM: The Boston Marathon is today and they are warning the runners who aren’t used to running in hot weather to consider skipping the race this year. Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees has colon cancer, liver cancer, and then contracted pneumonia which has put him into a coma. Saturday Night Live is considering asking Mitt Romney a hosting gig on the show. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, and she is sporting a $250,000 ring. There is a rumor that Matt Lauer has an illegitimate son with his co-anchor Natalie Morales.
7:40 AM: The best musical breakdowns of all time according to JB, Sandy, Alex, and Sara. Britney Spears “Toxic”, Led Zeppelin “Whole Lotta Love”, Guns N’ Roses “Patience”, Heart “Barracuda”, MC Hammer “Can’t Touch This”, Journey “Don’t Stop Believing” , and Jack Johnson “Taylor”.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Sandy’s wife is out of town and his mom and aunt are in town helping him take care of Landry. Last night she was about to drive him crazy, and he yelled into the other room for his mom to come take Landry because she was about to make him lose it. He wants to know if what he did is normal and ok, or if it’s bad?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Premiere of Maroon 5’s new song “Payphone”.
8:20 AM: Today’s topics. In Italy and Spain for years women have done this to lose weight for their weddings, and now they are starting to see it in the U.S. They take a feeding tube into their nostril and down into their stomach and taking a drip of 800 calories a day which is very unsafe.
8:23 AM: “Let’s stop pretending that Austin needs more bars”-JB. “Let’s stop pretending the party barges on Lake Travis are fun”-Sandy. “Let’s stop pretending that riding an inner tube or jet ski is an athletic endeavor”- Sandy.
8:30 AM: 73 year old Darlene Mays is one of Oklahoma biggest drug kingpins. She was caught last week and her pot dealing network spanned 4 states. They say 40% of the pot sold in 4 states came from her. Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers had 5 guitars stolen from their studio in L.A. this weekend. 11 secret service agents and 5 military service members are in trouble for paying for prostitutes and partying while in Colombia.
8:45 AM: Sara and Cass’ around the world food tour. They went to Wasota African Cuisine food trailer on South First Street, and loved it. The owner is from Nigeria and his name is Lawrence. They tried a dish with plantains, black eyed peas, and a spicy tomato sauce on it. They also loved a dish they tried with goat in it. They said it was affordable and delicious.
9:00 m: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: 15 crashes happen a week because of the driver mistaking the gas pedal and the brake pedal. 10 of these crashes are caused by women. Stay at home moms work an average of 94.7 hours a week and it should earn them an annual salary of $112,000 if they were paid for it. Working moms put in 57.9 hours at home a week in addition to their jobs. Families will spend $1,078 per teen on prom this year for their child’s prom.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is a rumor that Matt Lauer has an illegitimate son with his co-anchor Natalie Morales. Oprah is going to be in a movie called “The Butler” and she will be playing opposite Forrest Whitaker. The film starts shooting in June in New Orleans. Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake are going to star together in a film called Runner Runner.
6:00 AM: Yesterday APD office Jamie Pedron was laid to rest, and there were some beautiful speeches from his friends and colleagues during his funeral. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. George Zimmerman was charged with 2nd degree murder yesterday in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. Britney Spears is going to be a judge on The X Factor this season and she will get a 15 million dollar paycheck.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. There are more IRS employees than there are residents in Flint Michigan. There are more tax accountants in the U.S. than there are residents in Dallas Texas. 95% of people who use babysitters and housekeepers cheat on their taxes. Someone living in the Ukraine will pay $25,000 less in taxes per year than a resident of New York. 53.5% of Americans pay income tax. 1 in 8 people making one million dollars a year will get audited on their taxes.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday was the funeral of APD office Jaime Pedron, and even though it was a somber occasion, there were a lot of laughs. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. The Lollapalooza line up was announced yesterday. The headliners are The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Black Sabbath, The Black Keys, Jack White, Florence and The Machine, and a lot more. It kicks off August 3rd in Chicago. UT is now tobacco free all over campus.
6:42 AM: What’s the theme? Alice Cooper, Britney Spears, and Justin Bieber. The theme is all 3 of them have used a snake in their performance/image.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: We have a listener who is a bit OCD, and she wanted to know how often other people clean their bathrooms. She cleans hers everyday, and is wondering if it’s a bit too often.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:40 AM: What do you find to be incredibly overrated?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Today’s headlines. What do most women do when they have TDF—or Total Deodorant Failure? 67% attempt a re-application, 62% avoid lifting their arms for the rest of the day, and 52% will wash their armpits in the sink at work. Sara says she does this all the time. Cass says when she has TDF, she sprays perfume on her armpits.
8:20 AM: Anderson Cooper’s signature “giggle” has happened again! He was reporting on Dyngus Day, and couldn’t stop laughing when he heard the words “pussy willow”.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday APD office Jamie Pedron was laid to rest, and there were some beautiful speeches from his friends and colleagues during his funeral. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. Britney Spears is going to be a judge on The X Factor this season and she will get a 15 million dollar paycheck. UT is now a completely smoke free campus. A new study Sara found that 50% of chicken we eat is contaminated with fecal matter.
8:45 AM: We talked about Ashley Madison yesterday, which is a website for married people who want to cheat with other married people. We talked about how the people who use it are losers, and almost immediately got a response from a mom who says she uses it and loves it.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Axl Rose told the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame he didn’t want to be inducted.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday APD office Jamie Pedron was laid to rest, and there were some beautiful speeches from his friends and colleagues during his funeral. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. George Zimmerman was charged with 2nd degree murder yesterday in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. The City Council will meet tonight to regulate pedicabs. They want drivers to get a permit, get insurance, and enforce new safety standards. The biggest change will be making them advertise affordable rates and they will give them a lane to pull up and pick up passengers. Fatty McButternuts, Lord Godrick VonMousenburg, and Alyssa Butterscotch are on the list of the weirdest pet names of 2012.
6:00 AM: At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital. Part 2 of Kony 2012 was released yesterday and it isn’t getting as many views as the first one. The woman in Maryland who has been stringing along the media saying she has a winning lottery ticket is now saying that she has misplaced the ticket, and this is after she said that she hid it in the McDonald’s restaurant. The designer of the Porsche 911 passed away last night.
6:15 AM: The week in review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital. Happy Meals will now be available in the state of California once again. There is a new presidential nominee Barbie doll. In the last year Austin population went up 4%, making us the 2nd fastest growing city in the nation.
6:45 AM: At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. American Reunion and Titanic 3D are out this week. Cecily didn’t love the film, but thought it had some funny moments and a lot of heart. Titanic is the same old movie we saw back in the day, and Cecily says the movie hold up today and is just as good.
7:15 AM: We talk to Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo. He gave us some more details about he officer shot and killed in the line of duty this morning. He said that the man shot the officer inside of the store and that the Wal Mart employees tackled the shooter and held him until a back up officer arrived on the scene to detain him.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital. Kim Kardashian is rumored to be dating Kanye West. Jennifer Love Hewitt was on Ellen’s show yesterday and sais she in single and would like to date Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine now that he is back on the market.
8:15 AM: The week in review.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital. The Masters is going on right now, and President Obama says that women should be allowed to join the golf club at Augusta. There is a new presidential nominee Barbie doll. In the last year Austin population went up 4%, making us the 2nd fastest growing city in the nation. We had about 60,000 people move to Austin in the last calendar year.
8:40 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. American Reunion and Titanic 3D are out this week. Cecily didn’t love the film, but thought it had some funny moments and a lot of heart. Titanic is the same old movie we saw back in the day, and Cecily says the movie hold up today and is just as good.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Today’s topics. A woman at a wedding was drunk and wouldn’t stop slow dancing with the groom, so a brawl started and the woman was arrested and taken to jail. A 91 year old Montana man is still dressing up as a clown and performing at parties. His clown name is Creeky and he loves the art of clowning. It takes 26-28 years for an eco-friendly car to save you the money that you’d have spent if you bought a normal car.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital.
