6:00 AM: Joran Van Der Sloot stands trial today for killing a young woman in Peru. He admits to killing her, but says there was no premeditation. There were reports of a man in a blue pick up truck in Leander trying to lure children to his car with cookies. He now has moved to Steiner Ranch apparently. Yesterday a video of Casey Anthony appeared on the internet. Her lawyers say they have no idea how it ended up on the internet, and she recorded it last October. Drew Barrymore is engaged to an art consultant, and this will be her 3rd wedding. Justin Timberlake’s grandma has confirmed that he is engaged to Jessica Biel.
6:15 AM: The Week in Review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. TSA has a blog posting the top 10 good catches of 2011. It included; a half oz of C4 explosives, 38 caliber pistol strapped to the ankle of a man, a stun gun that was disguised as a smart phone, and 7 snakes in the pants of a man at the Miami airport. Scientists have finally proven that dogs don’t just depend on verbal commands, but they make eye contact to try and figure out what we’re thinking. They have the mental and emotional capacity of a 6 month old infant. Ryan Seacrest is about to start season 11 of American Idol. He gets paid 15 million a year and his contract is about up, so it may be his last season because Fox doesn’t want to pay that much anymore. Snooki was on Ellen yesterday and she talked about her drinking. She said she drinks 2 glasses of wine a week now, as opposed to drinking all the time like she used to.
6:38 AM: There is an app called Words with Friends that is basically like playing a game of Scrabble on your iPhone. There is a story about a couple who were both married to other people but playing Words with Friends with each other. They fell in love by playing one another, and are leaving their spouses to get married.
6:51 AM: 2 minute topic. Kirstie Alley was on Ellen yesterday and said she is making a lifestyle change and will only date ugly men from now on. Do you think this is a good idea or a bad idea?
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:06 AM: Cecily Knobler LIVE from Hollywood. The only wide release this week is The Devil Inside, which is a movie about people possessed by the devil. She didn’t even get to review it because it didn’t screen. That is usually a sign that the movie is awful.
7:20 AM: The Week in Review.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night a train collided with a vehicle at Research and Burnet. The Driver luckily got out of the vehicle before the train hit the car. The list of the top 10 hacker password guesses are; password, 123456, 12345678, abc123, monkey, 1234567, letmein, trustno1, and dragon. Charles Barkley is currently endorsing Weight Watchers, and yesterday he made a mistake when he thought the microphone was off. He said he thought getting paid to watch sports was the biggest scam ever, but now he knows getting paid to lose weight is. Joran Van Der Sloot stands trial today for killing a young woman in Peru. He admits to killing her, but says there was no premeditation. Tiger Wood’s ex Elin Nordegren bought a 12 million dollar mansion and wasn’t happy with it, so she’s tearing it down and re-building her dream home.
7:45 AM: Morning show confessions. We wrote down our worst deeds ever and anonymously turned them in. Who did what? Who got drunk in college and peed in a trashcan in someone’s room thinking it was a bathroom? Who used a found credit card to buy drinks at a bar? Who had sex with a divorced single parent while their child cried in the next room? Who paid a 1 legged hooker in Mexico for “services”? Who threw a mentally handicapped guy’s bike over the fence into an embankment in college?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:15 AM: We talked to a mom who gives her 17 year old daughter botox already. She wants her daughter to prevent herself from ever getting wrinkles, and says it will help her marry well. She said she will do more procedures as needed the older she gets, and that marrying well is the most important thing.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday a video of Casey Anthony appeared on the internet. Her lawyers say they have no idea how it ended up on the internet, and she recorded it last October. Drew Barrymore is engaged to an art consultant, and this will be her 3rd wedding.
8:45 AM: What’s on your mind? Sara is thinking about what makes art ART. She went to a friend’s home over the holidays and they had an art installation of a butt fountain that sprays brown water. Cass has cedar on her mind. She says she is dying and cedar is the killer. Sandy is thinking about two things—one, how much it sucks to take down Christmas decorations, and two, how big Katy Perry’s boobs are. JB is thinking about how much he hates stretching. Alex is thinking about how crazy Clay Aiken looks these days.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Morning show confessions. We wrote down our worst deeds ever and anonymously turned them in. Who did what? Who got drunk in college and peed in a trashcan in someone’s room thinking it was a bathroom? Who used a found credit card to buy drinks at a bar? Who had sex with a divorced single parent while their child cried in the next room? Who paid a 1 legged hooker in Mexico for “services”? Who threw a mentally handicapped guy’s bike over the fence into an embankment in college?
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A 15 year old girl was deported to Columbia because she said she was an illegal immigrant. Charles Barkley is currently endorsing Weight Watchers, and yesterday he made a mistake when he thought the microphone was off. He said he thought getting paid to watch sports was the biggest scam ever, but now he knows getting paid to lose weight is. Tiger Wood’s ex Elin Nordegren bought a 12 million dollar mansion and wasn’t happy with it, so she’s tearing it down and re-building her dream home.
