6:00 AM: Alex got a new haircut he is debuting today, and we all like it a lot. He modeling it after David Arquette’s recent hair cut on Dancing with the Stars. Lindsay Lohan was handcuffed and led out of court yesterday after the judge got “hardcore” and revoked her probation. She was releases on $100,000 bail and is due back in court in December. She could face up to 18 months of jail time. 56 exotic animals were released from a sanctuary in Ohio by their owner, who then shot and killed himself. They were hunting them down yesterday, and as of last night one monkey was the only animal left, and they were worried because he may have been infected with herpes B. They then came to the conclusion that the monkey was eaten by a tiger. The new Ferrari is $300,000, and one has been sold in Austin already.
6:18 AM: A guy named Jonathan Mann made a duet with Siri, the new interactive feature on the new iPhone. It’s pretty funny, and amazing to hear the different things Siri is programmed to say.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Taylor Swift was on the Ellen show yesterday, and Ellen keeps trying to find out if Taylor has a boyfriend. She says she doesn’t have one, and spend her free time sitting alone watching Law and Order. The Jet Blue flight attendant had just completed his 1 year court ordered treatment, and says he now has control of his life. Celebrity Apprentice is rumored to have the following on the cast this year; Clay Aiken, Adam Corolla, Lisa Lampanelli, Lou Farrigno, Arsenio Hall, and Paul Sr. from American Chopper. A couple that was married for 72 years died last week one hour apart from one another, and died holding hands.
6:45 AM: Bridget calls in—she is a listener with a bit of an issue. She has been dating her boyfriend for a year and they live together. She thinks her boyfriend is trying to “fatten her up”, saying he encourages her to eat burgers and fries, cooks her fatty foods, and encourages her to not work out. She thinks he is doing it so that other guys won’t be attracted to her. He always is bothered by guys looking at her when she walks into a room, and seems bothered by the fact that she is a “head turner”. We think she needs to leave him, and there is nothing good that could come out of this situation.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Trail of Lights will return this year, after all. How do you feel about it? Sandy says it’s bound to be better because a private group is doing it this year rather than the city. Alex says paying $5 a person will suck for “his people” (Hispanics) because they have so many kids, it would cost $100 to get in!
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: What are you thinking? Cass keeps getting invitations for events put on by her apartment complex, and she thinks trying to get neighbors to socialize is a bad idea. Cass doesn’t want to get to know the people who are rude to them on a day to day basis. Sara says she’s lived in her apartment for a year now, and says it may be time to finally hang up the pictures she has sitting on the floor. Alex is confused by how his wife wouldn’t let a dog in their bed if they had one, but if they had a baby panda, she’d let it sleep with her. JB was annoyed yesterday when he wanted to get a bite to eat at a local café and every table was taken up by laptop people and business lunches. Sandy is worried about his wife. She has been invited on a girl’s weekend for the first time with the women in Sandy’s family. He said she better not screw it up, or she won’t be invited back.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan was handcuffed and led out of court yesterday after the judge got “hardcore” and revoked her probation. She was releases on $100,000 bail and is due back in court in December. She could face up to 18 months of jail time. 56 exotic animals were released from a sanctuary in Ohio by their owner, who then shot and killed himself. They were hunting them down yesterday, and as of last night one monkey was the only animal left, and they were worried because he may have been infected with herpes B. They then came to the conclusion that the monkey was eaten by a tiger. Real World is casting their 27th season and are looking for people who are actively involved in the occupy Wall Street protests. HEB is recalling bagged spinach from Taylor Farms, and says to be safe people should throw away any bagged greens from Central Market or HEB from Taylor Farms.
7:45 AM: Local Crushes—Sandy has a crush on the furniture commercial lady, but has no idea who she is or what company she works for. Sara thinks the smoothie guy at Whole Foods is hot, and is too shy to talk to him. JB likes a bartender at Zax who looks like Connie Britton and he also has a crush on Shannon Wolfson from KXAN. Alex has a crush on Courtney Timmons from KEYE. Listeners also called in with theirs; Art has a crush on Carrie Bellacosa and says he loves watching her every morning. Sam loves a waitress who works at Weirdos, and Scott likes Cassiday from our very own show.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. A woman streamed her birth live on the internet—would you do that? Alex said if he got money, he’d do it…funny how his wife would be the one giving birth, but he’s willing to make that decision for her! The rest of us said no way, and don’t see any reason to do this.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:20 AM: “Make Sara Squirm” is a new bit we want to try. We’ll give questions to Cassiday that we know will make Sara uncomfortable, and Cass will ask Sara the questions. Today Cass asked something she’s been wondering for awhile—she wanted to know if Sara ever “gets friendly” with herself, and if she’s ever had “the big O”. Sara definitely squirmed when she was asked, but surprisingly, she was honest and said that her friends bought her a “toy” 5 years ago but she couldn’t figure out where on her body to put it, so she threw it away.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An earthquake of 4.6 magnitude hit San Antonio this morning. Ellen interviewed Taylor Swift yesterday and asked if she ever daydreams while performing. Taylor says she has to force herself to focus because she could fall in a hole during her show and hurt herself. She said that if she does daydream, it’s usually about cats. Celebrity Apprentice is rumored to have the following on the cast this year; Clay Aiken, Adam Corolla, Lisa Lampanelli, Lou Farrigno, Arsenio Hall, and Paul Sr. from American Chopper. 56 exotic animals were released from a sanctuary in Ohio by their owner, who then shot and killed himself. They were hunting them down yesterday, and as of last night one monkey was the only animal left, and they were worried because he may have been infected with herpes B. They then came to the conclusion that the monkey was eaten by a tiger.
8:53 AM: 19% of married people don’t know how much their spouse makes. What do you think about this? Sara and Cass think its odd, and don’t know how people can live that way. JB and Sandy think you have to disclose that kind of stuff to your spouse, and said the only thing you can keep to yourself is when you get a bonus.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast new in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Local Crushes—Sandy has a crush on the furniture commercial lady, but has no idea who she is or what company she works for. Sara thinks the smoothie guy at Whole Foods is hot, and is too shy to talk to him. JB likes a bartender at Zax who looks like Connie Britton and he also has a crush on Shannon Wolfson from KXAN. Alex has a crush on Courtney Timmons from KEYE. Listeners also called in with theirs; Art has a crush on Carrie Bellacosa and says he loves watching her every morning. Sam loves a waitress who works at Weirdos, and Scott likes Cassiday from our very own show.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A couple that was married for 72 years died last week one hour apart from one another, and died holding hands. Momar Gaddafi is dead according to news reports, but the stories of how he died are differing at the moment. City Council is meeting this morning and will discuss smoking bans in public places in Austin, and the possibility of a new iPhone app that will allow people to report illegal parking in handicapped spots.
9:45 AM: What we are thankful for video.
