6:00 AM: The Texas Rangers won last night and are 1-1 in their series with The St. Louis Cardinals. Lindsay Lohan was late for her first day of community service, just one day after she was reamed by a judge and given this assignment to complete community service at the morgue. Adam Levine, the lead singer for Maroon 5 tweeted to Fox News that he didn’t want them to play his music on their channel. The hosts of the show got really butt hurt about it and proceeded to try and insult him but ended up making themselves look like idiots.
6:15 AM: The Week in Review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Pee Wee Herman wants to be on Dancing with the Stars next season, and Cassiday is excited about this. APD is installing 27 surveillance cameras in the heavily trafficked bar areas downtown, and they will monitor them around the clock from APD headquarters. UT announced yesterday that the wildfire relief concert raised $725,000. Waterloo Park is closing down for 4 years so the city can build the Waller Creek Tunnel.
6:45 AM: JB—we need to teach Libyans to properly operate a video camera. Alex—just saw online that Zooey Deschanel is singing the National Anthem at game 4 for the Texas Rangers. He has a big crush on her and will be at this game, so now he is very excited about it.Sandy realized last night that being home alone with no kid or wife is the easiest way to turn into the slob you were before you were married. Sara wants to wear Uggs no matter what the weather is like. Cass is doing a fun present for her dad’s 60th birthday by having his friends and coworkers write down memories of him. She is learning so much about her dad that she never knew before and loves it.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Live from Hollywood with Cecily Knobler. Out this week is Johnny English Reborn starring Rowan Atkinson aka Mr. Bean is out. Cecily says it’s an unnecessary sequel and gives it a C-. Paranormal Activity 3 is also out, and Cecily says it’s also unnecessary but fun. Grade: C+. Three Musketeers is out, starring Orlando Bloom and Christoph Waltz. She gives this one a D. If you want a good film this weekend, she recommends Moneyball, The Ides of March, or 50/50.
7:10 AM: The 10 most rented films of all time; 10)The Blind Side, 9) No Country for Old Men, 8) Ironman, 7) Inception, 6) Sherlock Holmes, 5) The Departed, 4)The Hurt Locker, 3) The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, 2)The Bucket List, and 1) Crash.
7:15 AM: Women on average say they take 38 minutes to get ready. Sara and Cass say that seems very low, as Sara takes about an hour and 15minutes to get ready everyday and Cass takes 45 minutes to an hour. A study shows that women only maintain that “perfect look” for 2 hours and 22 minutes before the look falls apart. On average a woman will take 9 minutes to pick out her outfit, 8 minutes to do their makeup, 11 minutes to do their hair, and 10 minutes to shower.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Gypsy Trailer Food Festival is going on this weekend at Auditorium Shores. Jessica Simpson is most likely pregnant, according to Us Weekly. Her dad wants People Magazine to pay a million dollars for the official announcement. Lindsay Lohan was late for her first day of community service, just one day after she was reamed by a judge and given this assignment to complete community service at the morgue. Investigators searched the home of the missing baby Lisa yesterday for 17 hours.
7:45 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show. They’ve had a week off and play at home next week against Kansas. With his week off, Coach has been catching up on TV shows. He’s been watching one about a Hispanic guy that teaches dogs not to bite each other. He’s also been watching a show about an ad agency back in the 60’s. He’s also been watching a show about some tan kids partying in Italy. He also is watching a show on HBO about some cool cats who are trying to make it in the movie business. He has been watching Dancing with the Stars and can’t believe he missed Chaz Bono when recruiting for UT Football. Sandy broke the news to Coach that Chaz once was a woman, but Coach didn’t understand.
7:55 AM: The Week in Review.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. The popular couples Halloween costumes list is out. Popular costumes for couples include; Amy Winehouse and Steve Jobs, Charlie Sheen and a Goddess, Prince William and Kate Middleton, Med Men characters, and Vampire and Zombie. Be careful when you call in sick to work, because a new survey show that bosses are skeptical of employees who do. ½ of bosses have called the employee at home to make sure they really are sick, 1 in 6 bosses will drive by the house to make sure the car is in the driveway, and 70% of bosses require a doctor’s note.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Guliana Ransic has breast cancer surgery this week and her husband has told the media that she will return to work next week if she feels well enough. Pee Wee Herman wants to be on Dancing with the Stars next season, and Cassiday is excited about this. APD is installing 27 surveillance cameras in the heavily trafficked bar areas downtown, and they will monitor them around the clock from APD headquarters.
8:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Is any food worth waiting two and a half hours in line for? Sara waited in line for 2.5 hours on Friday to eat at Franklin BBQ, and she said it was worth it. She loved the food, but says waiting in line that long is not something she wants to do again.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show. They’ve had a week off and play at home next week against Kansas. With his week off, Coach has been catching up on TV shows. He’s been watching one about a Hispanic guy that teaches dogs not to bite each other. He’s also been watching a show about an ad agency back in the 60’s. He’s also been watching a show about some tan kids partying in Italy. He also is watching a show on HBO about some cool cats who are trying to make it in the movie business. He has been watching Dancing with the Stars and can’t believe he missed Chaz Bono when recruiting for UT Football. Sandy broke the news to Coach that Chaz once was a woman, but Coach didn’t understand.
9:25 AM: We check in with Tricia, Sandy’s wife who is on a girl’s trip to Savannah with Sandy’s mom and sister. She was nervous, because women have been banned from the trip in the past for being too much of a pain. She said it was going well and they were having a good time so far.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Texas Rangers won last night and are 1-1 in their series with The St. Louis Cardinals. The Gypsy Trailer Food Festival is going on this weekend at Auditorium Shores. Lindsay Lohan was late for her first day of community service, just one day after she was reamed by a judge and given this assignment to complete community service at the morgue. In New Zealand they are knitting sweaters for baby penguins who got caught in an oil spill and lost their feathers.
