11/1/11….
6:00 AM: Kim Kardashian filed for divorce yesterday from Kris Humphries after a 72 day marriage. Kris is saying he didn’t know about the divorce until he read about it on TMZ. Jessica Simpson tweeted yesterday at the end of the day that she is pregnant. She got dressed up in a mummy costume and tweeted out a picture saying “it’s true, I’m going to be a mummy”.
6:15 AM: At 38 years old the average person feels the most contented they will in life. At age 42 is when a married person feels most content. Single people feel most content at 27. In the same survey, they said that money is more important than friends when it comes to being content. Sandy totally agrees with this, but Sara does not. Sandy’s argument is that friends don’t pay the bills, pay for your kid’s college, and they don’t put food on the table.
6:22 AM: Out on DVD today; Cars 2, Crazy Stupid Love, Water for Elephants, Californication season 4, and The Deadliest Catch season 7.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Amy Winehouse’s camp is going to release a new album of her music that was recorded prior to her death and a portion of the sale will go to children’s charities. Target and Macys will open at midnight on Black Friday, and we expect many retail stores to follow suit this year. The first artist to his 2 billion views on YouTube is Justin Bieber. APD had arrested 47 people since Friday for driving while intoxicated.
6:45 AM: What’s the theme? Britney Spears “Toxic”, Christina Aguilera “Dirty”, and Madonna “Express Yourself”. They have all been divorced, and Alex chose this theme in honor of Kim Kardashian filing for divorce yesterday after a 72 day marriage.
6:53 AM: 43% of women has a gun in their homes. We think the Texas average is probably higher than this national average. Sara and Cass do NOT have a gun in their homes. Sandy taught his wife how to cock a shot gun because he knows that any bad guy who may ever enter their home will know that sound a run when they hear it!
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Questions from the bag. If you spent a weekend with any Mix 94.7 artist who would you choose? JB chose Adele because he thinks she’s cute. Alex chose John Mayer because he seems fun and cool. Sara would choose Carrie Underwood for a friendly weekend and Jakob Dylan to “teach her about sex”. Cass chose Katy Perry because she’d like to go shopping with her. Sandy chose Kelly Clarkson because he loves hanging out with lesbians.
7:15 AM: Halloween Night Recap from JB and Sandy. Raleigh got lots of good candy, and got mad that Erin was trying to eat her chocolate. She got a huge kick out of something that JB did last night too. He put her up on his shoulers, and then forgot she was there and he was looking around for her and couldn’t find her. Sandy went to a party at a friend’s house where they have lots of fun activities for kids. Sandy was pushing his daughter on the glider on the swing set, and a woman came up and said “why don’t you get on it with her dad…or is it grandpa?”. He was so annoyed that she’d have the balls to ask something like that to a complete stranger!
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kim Kardashian filed for divorce yesterday from Kris Humphries after a 72 day marriage. Kris is saying he didn’t know about the divorce until he read about it on TMZ. Queen Latifah is getting her won daytime talk show. . Jessica Simpson tweeted yesterday at the end of the day that she is pregnant. She got dressed up in a mummy costume and tweeted out a picture saying “it’s true, I’m going to be a mummy”.
7:45 AM: Unknown poll-do you have a secret stash of anything? According to a national poll, 38% of Americans have a hidden stash of something in their homes. Jennifer called in and said they hide candy from their kids and adult “materials”. Michael hides his stash of “glaucoma medicine”, and Sandy has cash in a safe that his wife doesn’t know about.
7:53 AM: What does a wink mean? Gina called in and said every time she goes through the drive thru at Starbucks in Round Rock, the girl in the window winks at her. Tammy is a winker, and she said she winks at people all the time and doesn’t even realize she is doing it sometimes. Last week we were at Frank restaurant and our waitress was a winker, Sandy and JB thought it meant she wanted them, but Cass and Sara got winked at too.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. The biggest distraction for drivers who have children is their own kids in the back seat of the car. 35-44 year olds are most likely to complain about their kids, and people under 35 years old and over 45 years old are most likely to complain about backseat drivers. A list came out of personal attributes that aren’t good in life, but ARE good in the workplace. Being a jerk makes you an average of $9,000 more a year than nice co-workers. Being sexist makes you an average of $12,000 more a year. Men who have mustaches make 4.3% more than clean shaven men. Chubby men make more than skinny men. Women who are skinnier make $15,000 more than women of average weight. Being less attractive can help you make more money if you’re a woman. Plain looking women have an easier time finding a job than attractive women. Going out and being a social drinker will earn you 7% more than non drinkers.
8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Today we pulled up pictures from Playgirl magazine and showed them to Sara to see her response. She was totally freaked out by the “things” on these guys, and thought it was gross to see men naked. Alex found some interesting pictures, especially the guy who was naked with a birthday party hat on with his man part squished into the top of the cake. That one REALLY freaked Sara out.
8:30 AM: Kim Kardashian filed for divorce yesterday from Kris Humphries after a 72 day marriage. Kris is saying he didn’t know about the divorce until he read about it on TMZ. A rumor started yesterday that Adele has throat cancer, but her camp has said that is not true. She is getting surgery for a hemorrhaged vocal chord. Target and Macys will open at midnight on Black Friday, and we expect many retail stores to follow suit this year. The first artist to his 2 billion views on YouTube is Justin Bieber. He got pulled over the other day while he was driving his custom made bat mobile. Jimmy Kimmel is hosting the White House Correspondent’s dinner this spring.
8:40 AM: 12 people complained to the FCC when Nancy Grace’s nipple showed during Dancing With the Stars. We got a copy of the letters, and they are hilarious. Here’s a few highlights; someone accusing of them purposely showing pornography to a family audience, someone saying they should fire ABC and Nancy Grace, calling it a “nipple private” that scared and terrified their children, and the best was the person who started their letter with “I WANT ACTION”.
8:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Alex recently went to Vancouver with his wife and they had a unisex restroom in a restaurant there. The sign inside of the restroom said for men to sit down while they pee to help save on cleaning. Sandy said he’d do that because the only real way to empty your bladder is to sit down. However, he would not like going to the restroom with women in there.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Questions from the bag. If you spent a weekend with any Mix 94.7 artist who would you choose? JB chose Adele because he thinks she’s cute. Alex chose John Mayer because he seems fun and cool. Sara would choose Carrie Underwood for a friendly weekend and Jakob Dylan to “teach her about sex”. Cass chose Katy Perry because she’d like to go shopping with her. Sandy chose Kelly Clarkson because he loves hanging out with lesbians.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Mo”vember kicks off today, so if you see men with mustaches this month, they may be participating. It’s a movement in which they encourage men to grow mustaches to raise awareness for men’s health issues. The Zilker Tree is going up today and will be lit December 4th, and Waterloo Park closes today and will not re-open for 4 years. Scarlett Johannsen told Vanity Fair that the naked pictures of her that got leaked in her cell phone were meant for Ryan Reynolds, who she was married to at the time she took them.
