11/11/11…..
6:00 AM: Today is 11/11/11 AND Veterans Day as well. 10 years ago today the first Apple iPod came out. The battery troubles of the new iPhone 4s hopefully has been solved and all users will have access to an update today. At Penn State the Graduate Assistant who walked in on Sandusky having sex with a young boy and waited a day to report it is now a coach for Penn State. He will not be on the sidelines at the game on Saturday because he has received a lot of threats. Ashton Kutcher is an idiot, tweeting that Penn State has no class for firing Joe Paterno. 30 minutes later he took the tweet down and apologized, saying he didn’t know about the scandal.
6:15 AM: The Week in Review—the cat call is alive and well, Sara’s dating questions, Johnny Depp’s quote about stupid Americans, Sara flirting with JB, the world’s greatest life coach, Sara asking if crock pot food is good for a first date, and JB talking about how potheads LOVE flags.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. It has been 2 years since the Ft Hood shooting and more than 80 victims and family members are seeking payment from the government, saying they neglected to prevent this and knew Hassan was a danger. Billy Crystal will host the Oscars this year since Eddie Murphy dropped out. Piers Morgan will no longer be a host on America’s Got Talent, and the rumor is that NBC is trying to get Howard Stern as a judge on the show. Last night on the Letterman show they did the Top 10 Rick Perry excuses and Rick Perry did them on the show himself!
6:40 AM: Last night Sara was auctioned off at Charity Bash, which benefitted Casa and Lifeworks. There were 19 bachelors and bachelorettes that were auctioned off and the winning bidders won the prize packages that they put together. The event raised well over $70,000 last night alone. If you want to be charitable, we invite you to come to our pancake breakfast tomorrow. All Austin area Whataburgers will be offering all you can eat pancakes from 8-10 am tomorrow for only $3 a person and the proceeds go to Bike for Kids.
6:55 AM: 2 minute topic. There is a new iPhone app called the Card Scanner Pro App. It takes a photo of a business card, the phone scans it, and then it files the person’s information in your phone contacts.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Live from Hollywood with Cecily Knobler. J Edgar is out today. Cecily thought the old age makeup was bad, the writing was a bit sloppy, but the acting was good. She said it’s a good movie, but not a great movie. Grade: C-. also opening is Jack and Jill starring Adam Sandler. Grade: F.
7:15 AM: 6 interesting things about veterans in honor of Veteran’s Day. There are 22 million veterans still alive that served for the United States military. Veteran’s Day was originally called Armistice Day. Congress made it a national holiday in 1938. God Bless America debuted on the radio in 1938 and it was written by Irving Berlin. The poppy is the official flower of Veteran’s Day. 71% of veterans voted in the 2008 presidential election, while 63% of non veterans voted.
7:22 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show every Friday during football season. He shares with us his long term vision for the Big 12. He hopes in a year or two, the conference will consist of ONLY UT. He likes it because there’d be a home game every weekend, and Texas couldn’t lose because they’d play themselves every week.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Maury Povich has a great idea for a TV show, according to Sara. He wants to host a show for the big reveal of Justin Bieber’s paternity test. The battery troubles of the new iPhone 4s hopefully has been solved and all users will have access to an update today. At Penn State the Graduate Assistant who walked in on Sandusky having sex with a young boy and waited a day to report it is now a coach for Penn State. He will not be on the sidelines at the game on Saturday because he has received a lot of threats. Ashton Kutcher is an idiot, tweeting that Penn State has no class for firing Joe Paterno. 30 minutes later he took the tweet down and apologized, saying he didn’t know about the scandal. You can buy a Cabbage Patch doll that looks like Al Roker, which is being auctioned off for charity.
7:42 AM: There is a poem called “What is a Vet” that Sandy reads every year written by Father Dennis O’Brien. This year, we dedicate the poem to the families of those who serve in our armed forces. They in our minds, are veterans too, but just a different kind.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines that don’t make the 4 things. The list of most feared natural disasters by Americans; Wildfires came in at #8, 7th was hailstorms, 6th was earthquakes, 5th was ice storms, 4th was hurricanes, #3 was flooding, #2 was tornadoes, and the natural disaster we fear the most is getting struck by lightening. The biggest fear however, was not a natural disaster. 71% of people fear terrorist attacks and think they are a real threat still. Bud Light Platinum is coming out in the new year and it will have more alcohol content than bud and bud light. It will have more calories than a bud light but less calories than Budweiser.
8:15 am: Make Sara Squirm. Today is the last day we’ll do this bit for awhile. We wanted to go out with a bang….so we told Sara she couldn’t turn the microphone off, she couldn’t play songs or commercials, and there couldn’t be any dead air. We then left her alone in the room and she had to talk on the air by herself for 3-4 minutes.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night on the Letterman show they did the Top 10 Rick Perry excuses and Rick Perry did them on the show himself! It has been 2 years since the Ft Hood shooting and more than 80 victims and family members are seeking payment from the government, saying they neglected to prevent this and knew Hassan was a danger. Piers Morgan will no longer be a host on America’s Got Talent, and the rumor is that NBC is trying to get Howard Stern as a judge on the show.
8:37 AM: Alex has been married for 2 years now, and the other day his wife came into the living room and said “I don’t want to offend you, but are you gay?” to him. This caught him off guard, because he says he knows he listens to music that may be considered “gay”, but he doesn’t think he’s given her any reason to think that otherwise.
8:50 AM: The Week in Review—the cat call is alive and well, Sara’s dating questions, Johnny Depp’s quote about stupid Americans, Sara flirting with JB, the world’s greatest life coach, Sara asking if crock pot food is good for a first date, and JB talking about how potheads LOVE flags.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: There is a poem called “What is a Vet” that Sandy reads every year written by Father Dennis O’Brien. This year, we dedicate the poem to the families of those who serve in our armed forces. They in our minds, are veterans too, but just a different kind.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The battery troubles of the new iPhone 4s hopefully has been solved and all users will have access to an update today. At Penn State the Graduate Assistant who walked in on Sandusky having sex with a young boy and waited a day to report it is now a coach for Penn State. He will not be on the sidelines at the game on Saturday because he has received a lot of threats.
