11/7/11…..
6:00 AM: Andy Rooney passed away on Friday at the age of 92. He began his career in 1941, and is best known for his reports from 60 Minutes. The Longhorns beat Texas Tech this weekend. The University of Missouri will join the SEC. The NYC Marathon was yesterday and the winner was a man from Kenya. There was an earthquake of 5.6 magnitudes in Oklahoma this weekend that was felt in all of the surrounding states. Lindsay Lohan went to jail this weekend and was already released.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Andy Rooney did 1,097 reports on 60 Minutes in his career. The National Broadcast System emergency alert has never been used nationally, but has been used 20,000 times on the local level, mostly for weather warnings. In 1976 the winner of the NYC Marathon had his car towed while he was running the race. On average, 40,000 people run in the NYC Marathon each year.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was a hit and run in Austin on Sunday morning in which the pedestrian died. The driver was driving a white Chevy Malibu, and police are looking for any clues or tips to who was behind the wheel. Justin Bieber is going to take a DNA test to prove he is not the father of the baby that a fan is claiming was fathered by Bieber. He then plans to sue her for making this claim against him. She previously accused her ex boyfriend of fathering the baby, and he pressed assault charges against her when he denied it. Yesterday there was a pit bull appreciation day in Austin, and the same day a pit bull attacked a runner on the hike and bike trail. Beyonce is having a baby girl, and Kate Middleton is rumored to be pregnant.
6:40 AM: What’s the theme? It’s My Life by No Doubt, Seether’s Careless Whisper, and Jessica Simpson Take my Breath Away. They are all horrible remakes of other songs.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. The restaurant that banned kids under 6 has TONS of business now that they’ve made national news for this rule change. Would you go there? Sandy has a kid, and thinks this is a great idea. JB doesn’t like it as he started taking his daughter to nice restaurants when she was 3. Cass thinks it’s a great idea, but Alex and Sara aren’t so sure.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Is the cat call alive and well? Sandy was wondering if men still cat call a hot woman, and if it ever works? Cass and Sara both think it’s alive and well, and Cass says the oddest form of the cat call is when men honk at a pretty woman. We got a call from a listener who had a guy do a dog howl at her every time she walked by, and finally she went up to him to ask why he was doing that. He said “every time a hound dog sees a fox, he howls”. We all thought that was super cheesy and awful, but were surprised to find out she liked it, and they have now been married for 16 years!
7:20 AM: Questions from the bag. JB interned at a radio station in Dallas and was REALLY broke. They always had good giveaways and free food at the radio station. One year when he had no money, he took a prize for himself. He was given a stack of free meals at Grandy’s to give out to listeners, but he kept them for himself. He and 2 other guys from the station would eat there every day. They didn’t want to be caught, so they drove all over the DFW area to eat.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Robert DeNiro will be the first to play Bernie Madoff in a film. Lindsay Lohan went to jail this weekend and was already released. Ryan Gosling was in Austin this weekend at the Fun Fun Fun Fest at Auditorium Shores. Former Penn State assistant football coach Sandusky allegedly sexually assaulted 8 young boys ages 8-14. He was caught in the act by a graduate assistant, who told the head coach, who told the athletic director. Because the athletic director didn’t tell the authorities, they are both arrested.
7:40 AM: Adrienne called in with an issue about her husband. He has all of her passwords for email, facebook, and anything else that is password protected. She asked for his and he refuses to give it to her. She thinks he obviously has something to hide if he won’t give her his passwords. We didn’t feel much sympathy for her because it sounded like she was making a mountain out of a molehill. Not divulging your password is a good thing. He would open up Pandora’s box if he gave it to her.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. At a museum in Germany, they had a modern art exhibit and one of the pieces that was valued over 1 million dollars was ruined. A woman on the cleaning staff ruined the piece which looked like a wooden structure hanging from the ceiling with a dried puddle underneath it. She thought the ceiling was leaking, and scrubbed the puddle until it was gone.The biggest family on Earth is an Indian family that lives in a 4 story, 100 bedroom house. The man has 181 members in his family; 39 wives, 94 children, 14 daughters in law, and 14 grandchildren.
8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. We know Sara hates talking about sex, her feelings, and well, herself in general. Today we made her squirm by giving her compliments. She hated hearing what a nice smile, boobs, butt, and face she has. She hated Cass talking about her “ideal image-d” bikini line, and just the fact that we were all looking at her and smiling.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Justin Bieber is going to take a DNA test to prove he is not the father of the baby that a fan is claiming was fathered by Bieber. He then plans to sue her for making this claim against him. She previously accused her ex boyfriend of fathering the baby, and he pressed assault charges against her when he denied it. Yesterday there was a pit bull appreciation day in Austin, and the same day a pit bull attacked a runner on the hike and bike trail. Beyonce is having a baby girl, and Kate Middleton is rumored to be pregnant. A tooth from John Lennon’s mouth was sold in an auction for $30,000 to a dentist.
8:40 AM: Sandy and his wife are continually amazed by the excuses their daughter can come up with to get out of taking a nap. On Friday she came up with probably her funniest and weirdest excuse yet. She said “mommy come here, I think Mickey Mouse pooped his pants”.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Make Sara Squirm. We know Sara hates talking about sex, her feelings, and well, herself in general. Today we made her squirm by giving her compliments. She hated hearing what a nice smile, boobs, butt, and face she has. She hated Cass talking about her “ideal image-d” bikini line, and just the fact that we were all looking at her and smiling.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Former Penn State assistant football coach Sandusky allegedly sexually assaulted 8 young boys ages 8-14. He was caught in the act by a graduate assistant, who told the head coach, who told the athletic director. Because the athletic director didn’t tell the authorities, they are both arrested. Andy Rooney passed away on Friday at the age of 92. He began his career in 1941, and is best known for his reports from 60 Minutes. There was an earthquake of 5.6 magnitudes in Oklahoma this weekend that was felt in all of the surrounding states.
9:45 AM: The Bike For Kids Pancake breakfast is Saturday—make sure to buy tickets now at any local Whataburger! Today and tomorrow, listen to Mix at 30 minutes past the hour all day long for your chance to win tickets to a private performance with Daughtry.
