11/8/11….
6:00 AM: Former heavyweight champ Joe Frazier passed away yesterday after losing a battle to cancer. 20 years ago yesterday was the day that Magic Johnson announced that he had the HIV virus in a press conference. At the time the disease was the #2 killer of men in his age range, and American fans thought he was dying, but he is still alive! In the Penn State story there are some updates; Joe Paterno will not be charged legally because they say that he reporting the news to the athletic director was enough, but he is expected to step down even though he “legally” is free of punishment. Octomom is doing celebrity boxing matches for money. Amy Fisher and Octomom fought on Saturday for money.
6:15 AM: 4 things that make us dumber. Not being social. Not eating correctly. Omega 3 olive oil, fish, berries. Not taking your medications and not getting enough sleep. Not getting at least 7 hours of sleep hurts your memory. Also, getting less than 7 hours can cause you to be stressed, which also hurts your memory.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Dr Conrad Murray was found guilty yesterday for involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson. Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot will be in the January issue, and in the issue she is doing a Marilyn Monroe themed shoot. Tonight on Glee they will show a sex scene between a straight couple and a sex scene between a gay couple. Adele had her vocal chord surgery and is doing well.
6:43 AM: The top sign you’re about to get dumped is when your partner starts working out, dieting, and trying to lose weight. Austin made the top 10 on the list of cities that spend the most per month on clothing. Austin came in 9th, where people spend $213 a month on clothing. 9th place was Seattle, 7th was San Jose, 6th was San Francisco, 5th was Dallas, 4th is Scottsdale, 3rd is Nashville, 2nd is Arlington, and 1st is Washington D. C. where people spend $263 a month on clothing. The National average is $142 a month spent on clothing.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Patrick Witt is the quarterback of the Yale football team. This Saturday is the big Harvard vs. Yale game, and Patrick is having a dilemma. The same day the game is scheduled, he is also supposed to be in Atlanta for his 2nd interview in the process to get the Rhodes scholarship. What should he do? We all think he should choose the scholarship opportunity over the football game, no brainer.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Sara’s dating questions. Sara is single and dating again and wants to know what to do in some situations. She wants to know if most people kiss on the first date. She doesn’t like to kiss on the first date because she doesn’t feel like she knows the guy well enough yet to want him to stick his tongue down her throat. We think most people kiss on a first date if the date is going well.
7:15 AM: Audio with Erin. JB has gotten the feeling this past week that Erin has been on her last nerve every day. She says she is stressed because Raleigh is making every task in their day more difficult such as; homework, waking up, getting ready for school, and getting on the bus. She says life feels like Groundhog Day, and JB gets to do the fun things with Raleigh.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An asteroid the size of an aircraft carrier will pass earth at 5:28 pm tonight, and we won’t see an asteroid this close to earth again until 2028.
7:42 AM: 2 minute topic. The Rum Diary is not doing well in America, and Johnny Depp told British media that the film is an intelligent film and that he doesn’t think that outside of the big cities in America they don’t want “that”.
7:54 AM: Our Bike for Kids Pancake Breakfast is Saturday morning; we’d love to see you there. You can buy tickets now at all Austin area Whataburger locations, and we will see you Saturday!
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Terrell Owens has 4 baby mamas and is in the process of trying to get his child support payments reduced. He pays $44,000 a month in payments, and is trying to get them reduced because he has no income. Gawker.com’s facebook friend request you should probably not accept; coworkers you aren’t very close with, and your exes.
8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara has to flirt with JB.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan’s Playboy shoot will be in the January issue, and in the issue she is doing a Marilyn Monroe themed shoot. Dr Conrad Murray was found guilty yesterday for involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson. The “19 kids and counting” family is expecting their 20th child soon. Adele had her vocal chord surgery and is doing well.
8:38 AM: Women that had sex 4 times a week looked 10 years younger in a recent study. This is the free way hat women can look 10 years younger, but JB and Sandy think they'll still somehow find an excuse to avoid it.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:20 AM: Audio with Erin. JB has gotten the feeling this past week that Erin has been on her last nerve every day. She says she is stressed because Raleigh is making every task in their day more difficult such as; homework, waking up, getting ready for school, and getting on the bus. She says life feels like Groundhog Day, and JB gets to do the fun things with Raleigh.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. In the Penn State story there are some updates; Joe Paterno will not be charged legally because they say that he reporting the news to the athletic director was enough, but he is expected to step down even though he “legally” is free of punishment. APD is considering passing a law that would make it a ticketable offense to leave your keys in your car. They think it will cut down on auto theft, as 37% of Austin car theft is because the keys were left in the car. The Austin Music Commission declared the Red River street area a “music district” yesterday. This opens them up to the possibility of staying open later, having a less strict noise ordinance, and helping club employees with parking.
