12/7/11….
6:00 AM: Today is Pearl Harbor day, the 70th anniversary of the attacks on Pearl Harbor. Today is the deadline for F1, so we’ll find out today what the future of the race holds in Austin. Alec Baldwin was kicked off a plane in LAX for not turning off his iPad. He got angry and slammed the door of the bathroom when they told him to turn it off, and so they turned the plane around and kicked him off. Erin Andrews has filed a lawsuit over the incident where a man shot videos of her through a peephole. She is seeing damages against the hotel and the peeping tom. The top trending topics on Twitter for 2011; TV show: Pretty Little Liars, Movie: Thor, Music: Rebecca Black, Actress: Elizabeth Taylor, Actor: Charlie Sheen, and Sports: Dallas Cowboys.
6:12 AM: Fact or bull fact. Mistletoe is believed to come from the German word for dung. Franklin Pierce was the first president to decorate the White House Christmas Tree. It’s a Wonderful Life was investigated because they believed it was communist propaganda. The man who played Santa in the original Miracle on 34th street also played Santa in the Macy’s Parade. Roosevelt, Taft, and Eisenhower all dressed up as Santa while president. The writer of Rudolph and Rockin’ Around the Christmas Tree was a Jewish man.
6:21 AM: This morning, look for your ice scraper because there will be frost on your car when you leave for work. Sandy owns an ice scraper and has had it for years, ever since he lived in Nebraska. Cass ended up scraping her windshield with a CD case, and it worked pretty well. Sara found herself wishing she owned a car with a heated steering wheel as she drove to work this morning.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Steve Jobs’ book was the #1 selling book of 2011. Aaron Sorkin wants to write the screenplay for a film about Jobs, and George Clooney and Noah Wylie are in talks to play him. The FDA has approved a hangover pill called Blowfish. Two men in Austin tried to buy a Nissan Maxima with Visa gift cards, which alerted the seller. The seller called the police, and they found the men in possession of many counterfeited visa credit gift cards.
6:45 AM: The F1 deal has been reached, this is a big deal for Austin, and Alex is very excited about it. He already is hopping online and trying to book up hotel rooms to re-sell to people for higher prices. He is going to work every angle he possibly can to get free tickets to a race, and Sandy thinks he has enough mooching power, he’ll probably be watching the race in a private box.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:07 AM: Bikes for Kids is in its 15th year, and we are so excited to give away the bikes next week. This morning, we call a mom whose kids will get bikes this year. She has donated to bikes for Kids in years past, and now is in need of our help.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The F1 deal has been reached, this is a big deal for Austin, and Alex is very excited about it. The first race will take place November 2012. Alec Baldwin was kicked off a plane in LAX for not turning off his iPad. He got angry and slammed the door of the bathroom when they told him to turn it off, and so they turned the plane around and kicked him off. The government is deciding if it’s ok for teens to buy the morning after pill without permission. A decision will be reached tomorrow if it will be available over the counter.
7:45 AM: Herman Cain had a 13 year affair, which is amazing to us. We can’t imagine having such a long term affair for a few reasons. It seems like it would be incredibly hard to keep the secret, and it also makes us wonder why the people wouldn’t just get a divorce. We asked our listeners to call in if they or someone they knew had an affair that lasted for a considerable amount of time. Rich had a 5 year affair because his wife wasn’t giving him the sex life he wanted. The woman he was seeing wanted him to leave his wife for her, and when he didn’t, she told his wife. He joined sex addicts anonymous, and his wife stayed with him. Tonya called and her Grandma was “the other woman” for at least 20 years. Grandma had needs but didn’t want a relationship, so for 20 years she had a relationship with a married man. She was with him until she had to enter a nursing home, and even then was always hitting on the male nurses.
7:53 AM: In Traverse City Michigan, a school choir teacher was having a bit of a dilemma with her students. They are preparing for a Christmas concert, and every time the 1st and 2nd graders sang “don we now our gay apparel”, they couldn’t stop giggling. This became such a problem, that they couldn’t get through a rehearsal with all of the laughing. The teacher wanted to chance it to “bright apparel”, but the parents got mad and insisted she keep the original lyrics.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. The world’s oldest dog just passed away, he was 26 years old. He lived in Japan and was name Pusuki. A Florida woman decided she needed some money from her boyfriend. She hatched a plan with a friend, and staged her kidnapping. The man called her boyfriend and said he’d kidnapped her and he’d kill her if he didn’t pay the ransom of $100. The boyfriend said he wouldn’t pay the ransom, and told the guy to go ahead and kill his girlfriend.
8:20 AM: Sandy showed his daughter, Landry a video of Alex flexing his arms, and now she is obsessed with it. she watches the video all the time on her mom or dad’s phone and this morning when she woke up she requested a new video of Alex’s arms. So he shot one for her, and sent it to her this morning.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The F1 deal has been reached, this is a big deal for Austin, and Alex is very excited about it. The first race will take place November 2012.Erin Andrews has filed a lawsuit over the incident where a man shot videos of her through a peephole. She is seeing damages against the hotel and the peeping tom. . Steve Jobs’ book was the #1 selling book of 2011. Aaron Sorkin wants to write the screenplay for a film about Jobs, and George Clooney and Noah Wylie are in talks to play him. The FDA has approved a hangover pill called Blowfish.
8:45 AM: Sara is a 31 year old virgin who thinks she is not awkward at all. Cassiday feels otherwise, and wants to apply for Sara to be on the TLC show The Virgin Diaries. Sara said there is no way she is awkward enough to be on the show, however. Cass and the guys all are in agreement that Sara indeed is very awkward, and we think that how she kisses probably looks a lot like the virgin couple they featured on the show.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Bikes for Kids is in its 15th year, and we are so excited to give away the bikes next week. This morning, we call a mom whose kids will get bikes this year. She has donated to bikes for Kids in years past, and now is in need of our help.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The F1 deal has been reached, this is a big deal for Austin, and Alex is very excited about it. The first race will take place November 2012. A new study shows that kid’s cereal is just as bad as eating a twinkie or chips ahoy. The worst cereals are; Captain Crunch, Oat O’s, Golden Crisp, and Honey Smacks. The number of women getting DWI’s is rapidly increasing in America. A robbery happened in West Austin when a man and a woman rang the doorbell of a home at 7:10 am. When the residents of the home opened the door, they stabbed them and robbed the home.
