6:00 AM: Yesterday the University of Virginia lacrosse player was convicted of 2nd degree murder for the death of his ex girlfriend, Yeardley Love. An 8 year old girl was shot outside of a school in Seattle by a 9 year old yesterday. She is in critical condition at the hospital right now. Lindsay Lohan is one court appearance, 5 therapy sessions, and 14 days at the morgue away from completing all of her mandatory court ordered probation terms. Norah Jones is going to release a new album on April 30th. Whitney Houston was killed by a combination of alcohol and anti anxiety medication.
6:10 AM: Emails/Letters from an Idiot are coffee table books by a guy named John Lindsey. Sandy’s parents own the books, and he thinks they’re hysterical. You can check out his website:
www.dontevenreply.com. His shtick is responding to ads on craigslist and the like, and he starts off very nice and reasonable. Then, during the course of emailing back and forth with the person, he gets more and more ridiculous and sees how the people respond.
6:27 AM: The worst Saturday Night Live hosts of all time; Andrew Dice Clay, Steven Segal, MC Hammer, Nancy Kerrigan, Dion Sanders, Steve Forbes, Paris Hilton, Michael Phelps, January Jones, and Lindsay Lohan.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. America’s Got Talent is coming to Austin to film an episode, and we can be in the audience. Go to Sara’s blog for more information on how to attend. Aretha Franklin didn’t show up at Whitney Houston’s funeral, and she says it’s because she was having leg spasms and locked leg muscles. The X Factor is still looking for 2 female judges, and the new rumored options are Janet Jackson, Britney Spears, and Fergie. Star Jones returned to The View yesterday
6:41 AM: Alex’s factoid of the day. What happens to coins thrown in wishing wells and fountains? They collect them and clean the coins up. They ship them out to a company and that company distributes them to charities. They make over 1 million dollars a year for charity from a cavern in Virginia that has a wishing well in it.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. What percentage of adult smartphone users have a naked photo of themselves on their phone right now? Cass thought it would be 45%, Sara thought 25%, and the guys thought 15%. The real statistic is 26% of people.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Did a man ruin you like Bobby ruined Whitney? Like Tommy Lee ruined Pam Anderson? Like Dennis Rodman ruined Carmen Electra? There are a lot of smart girls out there who get mixed up with a bad guy who turns their life in a bad direction.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. How excited are you about Billy Crystal hosting the Oscars on Sunday? Sara is, but the guys aren’t at all. Everyone was excited when Eddie Murphy was supposed to be the host, but Billy doesn’t have the same excitement factor. Jim Carrey was apparently an option for the host gig once Eddie Murphy dropped out. A man just cleaned out his recently deceased Great Aunt’s house and foud a collection of comic books worth 3.5 million dollars. A tour is scheduled for this summer with Styx, REO Speedwagon, and Ted Nugent.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Someone took a picture of Whitney Houston in her casket and sold it to the National Enquirer. Lindsay Lohan is one court appearance, 5 therapy sessions, and 14 days at the morgue away from completing all of her mandatory court ordered probation terms. Sasha Baron Cohen is only going to be allowed to come to The Oscars this year if he promises to not attend in character.
7:45 AM: 2 minute topic. Someone took a picture of Whitney Houston in her casket and sold it to the National Enquirer. What do you think about this?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Today’s headlines. Missouri is the #1 highest meth producing state in the country. In 2011 alone they had 2,096 meth lab busts. IKEA is doing something that may have a lot of people rejoicing. They are coming out with videos that instruct people how to put together their furniture, which has long been a hard things for a lot of customers.
8:20 AM: JB’s sister calls in to give Alex help picking his new Nascar team now that the Red Bull Team is no more. She is a big Nascar fan too, and she loves Kevin Harvick who drives the Budweiser car. Alex has 3 ones he is trying to choose between, so he asks Chris for her opinion. The first choice is Kyle Bush, who drives the M&M car, and she hates this idea. She hates Kyle Bush and says he’s like a Keebler Elf. Juan Pablo Montoya who drives the Target car is his 2nd choice, and Chris would be ok with that choice. His 3rd choice is Danica Patrick, who drives the Go Daddy car. Chris loves this idea because Danica is a woman trying to prove herself in a male dominated sport.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Some marines in Arizona died this morning during a training exercise when two helicopters collided. America’s Got Talent is coming to Austin to film an episode, and we can be in the audience. Go to Sara’s blog for more information on how to attend. Norah Jones is going to release a new album on April 30th.
8:40 AM: Sara had a writing meeting with her sketch comedy group last night and we wanted to know how it went. So we had her pitch 3 sketches to us and we gave our feedback. We were pretty mean and didn’t like any of the ideas, but we gave her some suggestions for how to make them funnier.
9:12 AM: Headlines of the day. Gray hair is the new trend in fashion. Lady Gaga and Kelly Osburn have both been rocking gray hair on purpose. Rapper Fabulous bought 120 bottles of champagne at a club in Atlanta this weekend and it cost him $45,000.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Someone took a picture of Whitney Houston in her casket and sold it to the National Enquirer. Lindsay Lohan is one court appearance, 5 therapy sessions, and 14 days at the morgue away from completing all of her mandatory court ordered probation terms. Sasha Baron Cohen is only going to be allowed to come to The Oscars this year if he promises to not attend in character. How excited are you about Billy Crystal hosting the Oscars on Sunday? Sara is, but the guys aren't at all. Everyone was excited when Eddie Murphy was supposed to be the host, but Billy doesn't have the same excitement factor. Jim Carrey was apparently an option for the host gig once Eddie Murphy dropped out.
