6:00 AM: Kelly Clarkson did very well at the National Anthem, and it’s a big story that she didn’t mess up any words. A man won $50,000 on a bet that the first play of the game would be a safety. President Obama was speaking to Matt Lauer before the Super Bowl and asked if his daughters were attracted to Tom Brady. He says they’re not at the age yet where they are putting up posters of cute boys yet, and when they do, he’ll try to take them down. Tony Lucca auditioned for The Voice last night, and he used to be on The Mickey Mouse Club with Christina Aguilera when they were younger. The sad part is, she didn’t remember him at all. On Friday the doping case against Lance Armstrong was completely dropped by federal prosecutors. The Austin Zoo has a new primate house.
6:10 AM: The 5 most miserable cities in America are; Sacramento (5th), West Palm Beach (4), Flint (3), Detroit (2), and Miami (1).
6:16 AM: Antoine Dodson is known as the guy who gained Youtube fame after someone broke into his house and he went to the local media and said “hide yo kids, hide yo wife”. Well, now he has an album out, and it’s actually pretty good. The guy can sing pretty well, and we think he sounds a lot like R Kelly.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The City of Austin made new rules Thursday night saying that the Occupy protesters can no longer sleep overnight at City Hall. They were sent home Friday night and then on Saturday night they had a big rally. 1,700 apartments are being built in Austin in the next couple of year because Austin is growing so rapidly. Demi Moore is in rehab at the Cirque Lodge, and is being treated for an eating disorder and addiction issues. The X Factor has lost a lot of judges, and Billboard.com thinks the following should judge; Natalie Maines, Mary J Blige, Janet Jackson, Alicia Keys, Pink, Faith Hill, and Fergie.
6:40 AM: JB wants to do a wife check-which is where he asks the other guys in the room if their wife does something his wife does. He wants to know if their wives get on a mission around the house and expect the husband to be 100% on board. His wife is currently on a mission right now to get their garage cleaned out and get them out of a storage unit. She completely expects him to join in on her mission, and yesterday at 4:55 PM she asked him to load up the car to take the stuff to Goodwill. He tried to explain to her that the game started in 5 minutes, and it wasn’t the right time.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Sara’s apartment is having a Valentine’s Social on Monday and she wants to know if we think it’s dorky to attend one. We don’t think it’s a horrible idea, especially because there is often free food and drink, and last time she won $100 off her rent.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: What’s the price? Last week we stumped the guys when we asked them to name the price of things and products women use and buy all the time. Maybelline Mascara is $5.19. Sandy thought it was $17, Alex thought it was $8, and JB thought it was $10. A hairbrush is $15, and Sandy thought it was $4, Alex thought it was $12, and JB thought it was $7. Anti wrinkle serum is #32. JB thought it was $23, Sandy thought it was $20, and Alex thought it was $15.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. Did you enjoy the Super Bowl halftime show? What was your favorite commercial? David Beckham, The Brown M&M, The kid peeing in the pool. Jack in the Box has a bacon milkshake, would you try it?
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:40 AM: We talk to Mariah, a listener who thinks because she worked out 6 times a week, never eats sugar, and is a size2 that she should get to pay less for her clothing. She thinks it’s ridiculous that she should have to pay the same price as “big” people, and it’s not fair to people who are motivated to work on their body.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. A woman has been rock climbing with her 2 year old strapped to her back, how do you feel about this? There is also a woman we’ve seen in the new who is rock climbing in her 3rd trimester of pregnancy.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. Are Facebook and Twitter as addicting as cigarettes and alcohol? They are more addicting, actually! The only urges harder to resist than Facebook are urges for sex and sleep. A 55 year old man in Montana wanted to take something off his bucket list. He wanted to be in a high speed car chase with the police. He found a police car, and sped past them. He ended up in a 100 mile per hour police chase.
8:20 AM: Yesterday Sandy pre-ordered some sandwiches from HEB and went to pick them up. He was asked to get cookies at HEB at 4:30 before the game by his wife. He got strawberry shortcake and cinnamon roll flavored cookies, and got in the 10 items or less line. The guy in front of him had 2 six packs of beer, and so did the guy behind him. When he realized this, he said he felt like the biggest weenie ever!
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An Avery Ranch man has been charged with murder after a shooting early Friday morning that ended fatally. Russell Brand wants to date Zooey Daschanel, according to new rumors. On Friday the doping case against Lance Armstrong was completely dropped by federal prosecutors. The City of Austin made new rules Thursday night saying that the Occupy protesters can no longer sleep overnight at City Hall. They were sent home Friday night and then on Saturday night they had a big rally.
8:40 AM: Sandy heard about a new carjacking trend on Facebook and he wants to make sure everyone is aware of it. The new trend is to tape a piece of paper on the back windshield of your car, so when you turn around to back out, you see it, stop, and leave the car runnin and the door open.
8:53 AM: Shamrock shakes are out again, and Sara has no idea what they are. We all groaned when we heard this, because we all have really fond memories of the Shamrock Shake at McDonalds. They are mint flavored green shakes that only certain McDonalds stores have.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Today’s topics. Taye Diggs was born with an extra finger on each hand, and Carrie Underwood was born with an extra nipple. If you were Eli Manning, what would you do for the next month? If Sara was Eli, she would go to a beach and get fat. JB would be Hawaii bound. Sandy would call his brother, say “I’ve got two” and then hang up. Cass would make some babies with that hot wife he has.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The trial will start today for the lacrosse player that was murdered in 2010. The Austin Zoo has a new primate house. Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel he will show a montage of videos where he asked viewers to videotape themselves unplugging the TV during the super Bowl yesterday and seeing how people react.
9:45 AM: In 2 weeks JB is running the Austin Marathon, and he feels ready. His wife is running the half marathon and they will probably run together for part of it. He runs about 10 miles a day, and this is after he has biked 3 or 4 miles with his dog to get her worn out. We are all impressed by his abilities, and maybe we will wait for him at the finish line.