6:00 AM: The first person kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night was Martina Navratalova. There was a fatal accident in SE Travis County this morning. There was a JetBlue flight that had to had an emergency landing because the pilot was acting erratically and had to be restrained. Magic Johnson is now the co-owner of the LA Dodgers. His group bought them for 2 billion dollars in CASH! Simon Cowell is trying to get Rihanna as a judge on The X Factor, according to the latest rumors.
6:11 AM: What’s the theme? Bruce Springsteen Glory Days, John Fogerty Put Me in Coach, and Alabama View from the Cheap Seats—the theme is BASEBALL!
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Justin Bieber was on Jimmy Kimmel’s show last night and talked about his new show Punked and how he pranked Taylor Swift. Glee is getting Whoopi Goldberg and Lindsay Lohan as guest stars on the show this season. The security and requirements to take the ACT test will be upped this year after the big cheating scandal that happened last year. There was a raid on 6th street last week and many people were arrested for money laundering and drug trafficking.
6:40 AM: Let’s Stop Pretending. This is a new bit on the show, and it’s where we decide to stop pretending something. Alex wants us to stop pretending that Blues on the Green is fun to go to. Sara wants us to stop pretending that Tom’s Shoes are quality footwear. Cass wants us to stop pretending that we miss the Trail of Lights. Sandy wants us to stop pretending Guero’s has good food, and JB wants us to stop pretending that Barton Springs is fun.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. What was the happiest year/age of your life? In a National poll, 70% of people said age 33. Alex was 33 last year and agrees. Sara was happiest in 3rd grade, Sandy was happiest at 30, Cass was happiest at age 22-23, and JB is happiest now.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Sara made the list of “hottest women in radio”, and we thought it’d be fun to see how her parents react to the news. She called them and broke the news to them. They were very excited for her, and when she asked them if she should take a sexy photo like the guys suggested, they said she’s an adult and it’s up to her.
7:20 AM: There is a Jewish Orthodox school in Brooklyn that is telling student they have to cancel their Facebook accounts and pay $100 to the school, or they will be expelled. There is a new invention called The Freedom Flask. It fits inside your underwear and holds about 17 shots of alcohol. You have to open your fly to dispense the alcohol. The most important U.S. landmarks are; The Grand Canyon, Mt. Rushmore, The White House, The Golden Gate Bridge, The Statue of Liberty, and The Alamo.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was a JetBlue flight that had to had an emergency landing because the pilot was acting erratically and had to be restrained. Alicia Silverstone put a video online of how she feeds her infant son. She feeds him food by regurgitating it into his mouth like a bird. Magic Johnson is now the co-owner of the LA Dodgers. His group bought them for 2 billion dollars in CASH!
7:40 AM: Sandy has a big fear of losing everything. Have you ever lost it all? We got a lot of call from people who have, including a woman who lost literally everything they owned in the Bastrop fire. We also heard from people who lost it all in the dot com boom, and a woman who had a bunch of crazy things happen to her in the span of a year.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic: 93% of moms would be totally ok with hiring a hot nanny to babysit their kids. Only 7% of them would automatically disqualify a hot nanny from being hired.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. If every person in the U.S. flushed their toilet at the exact same time, nothing too epic would happen. What would happen is that the flush would happen easily, and your tank may have a hard time filling back up.
8:20 AM: We are going to have Sara take a sexy photo tomorrow to prove that she can do it. The guys don’t think she has it in her but Cass does. We’re going to enlist the help of a local hair and makeup artist, and have her picture taken by someone who is a pro at bringing the “sexy” out of someone. Stay tunes, and we’ll post the picture online on Monday!
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The first person kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night was Martina Navratalova. Ashton Kutcher was on Jimmy Kimmel last night and Jimmy asked him about his upcoming trip to space with Richard Branson. Alicia Silverstone put a video online of how she feeds her infant son. She feeds him food by regurgitating it into his mouth like a bird. The estimate jackpot on Friday for Mega Millions is 476 million. Cass, JB, Alex, and Sandy are going in together on buying tickets, so wish them luck!
9:45 AM: The tallest man in America is 7’8 and he lives in Minnesota. He has such big feet that he can’t find shoes to fit him. He reached out to many shoe companies and the only one willing to make him a custom shoe is Reebok. However, the cost to create them was going to be thousands of dollars. He has gotten a lot of donations and will likely be able to afford 2 pairs of shoes now!
