6:00 AM: The Lorax had the best opening ever for a non sequel animated film this weekend. Leslie Cochoran has been moved to hospice and is not doing well. Tornadoes have hit the Midwest throughout the past week, and39 people have been killed. The new #1 golf player in the world is Rory McElroy who is 22 years old. Lindsey Lohan hosted SNL over the weekend for the 4th time, and she made fun of herself in the opening monologue.
6:10 AM: Alex’s Factoid of the Day. There are 4 planes similar to Air Force One that are available on a moments notice. They are able to stay in the air for days at a time without refueling, and they are in place in case there is a disaster and the President needs to run the country from the sky. There is a Doomsday bunker in West Virginia called The Greenbriar Resort that Presidents can go to if there is a disaster as well.
6:30 AM: Starting March 23rd the Cap Metro trains will run more often and later at night. They will also extend service during the week of SXSW. Michael Jackson’s entire music catalogue has been stolen by hackers. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are building an entire theme park that only their kids can use.
6:45 AM: The price of being a woman. Sara and Cass think the guys have no idea how expensive it is to be a woman. They test the guy’s knowledge of popular women’s health and beauty items. Leggs control top pantyhose is $7.99 and Sandy thought it was $2.99, Alex thought it was $7.00, and JB thought it was $5.00. Morrocan Oil is a hair product that Tricia loves, and it is a whopping $75 for a small bottle. Sandy thought it was $25, Alex thought it was $40, and JB thought it was $15. There is a skin firming cream by a brand called Bliss and it costs $32 a bottle. Sandy thought it was $81, Alex thought it was $80, and JB thought it was $40.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. If you died today, did you leave something embarrassing out in your home? Cass cleaned her apartment yesterday for house guests they’re having, so for once, she’s good to go. Alex is a neat freak, so he’d have nothing to worry about. JB would be embarrassed that the last beer he had was a Tecate Light, and the can is out in his room. Sandy cleaned up his beer bottles this morning, so he’s fine. Sara would be incredibly embarrassed because her apartment looks like a tornado hit it.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: JB’s SXSW picks of the day. Gary Clark Jr. from Austin TX, Zimena Sirieana from Mexico, and Fun from NYC.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. The Oreo cookies is 100 years old tomorrow. It was invented in 1912, it’s sold is 100 countries, and 95 million Oreo cookies are sold per day. Lady Antebellum is doing a contest where you can win them coming to perform at your prom. Who would we like at our proms? Sandy wants Kings of Leon, Sara wants N’Sync, Alex wants Ace of Base, JB wants Ozone, and Cass wants Katy Perry.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tornadoes have hit the Midwest throughout the past week, and39 people have been killed. Brian McKnight and his sons did the National Anthem at the Nascar Race this weekend, and one of his sons was wearing a hat. He didn’t take it off, and someone yelled at him from the crowd to take it off. The Dixie Chicks are back in the studio working on an album. They have not put an album out in 6 years. Oprah will get the first interview with Bobbi Christina, the daughter of Whitney Houston and Bobby Brown.
7:40 AM: Celebrities we have forgiven. Hugh Grant who got caught with a hooker, Tom Brady who had two women pregnant at the same time, and Jesse James who cheated on Sandra Bullock seem to all have been forgiven. So have Bill Clinton, Kobe Bryant, Brad Pitt, Mel Gibson, Alec Baldwin, and Jude Law. We’re not sure though if Tiger Woods will ever be forgiven.
7:50 AM: 2 minute topic. A man donated 2 million dollars to get an animal shelter dedicated in his wife’s name for their wedding anniversary.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:20 AM: Make Sara squirm. Sara, if you had to lose your virginity to one of the guys on the show, who would you choose? She chose JB.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Continental Airline is no more as of 1 am this morning. Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt are building an entire theme park that only their kids can use. Nick Cannon has revealed that he has an auto immune disease that is similar to lupus. Lindsey Lohan hosted SNL over the weekend for the 4th time, and she made fun of herself in the opening monologue.
8:40 AM: JB’s SXSW picks of the day. The Temper Trap from Australia. The Ting Tings, and Of Monsters and Men.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: ¼ of pilots and train conductors report dealing with near misses due to fatigue on the job. Dog owners are often CEOS and Senior VPs. Snake and reptile owners are the highest earning, often making 6 figures. Bird Owners are most likely to be satisfied with their jobs. A new show will debut this spring about lost and unclaimed luggage from the airport.
9:30 AM: Bruce Springsteen was on Jimmy Fallon’s show the other night did a hilarious cover of LMFAO’s “Sexy and I Know It”. Vanessa Minillo is married to Nick Lachey and is now expecting a baby. Two men in Houston stole the cash box off a Girl Scout’s cookie selling table. A 70 year old just qualified for the Olympics and will compete in the equestrian events.
