6:00 AM: 122 tornadoes touched down in the Midwest over the weekend, and there was a lot of damage to property and there were some deaths. Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees has colon cancer, liver cancer, and then contracted pneumonia which has put him into a coma. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, and she is sporting a $250,000 ring. Tim Tebow went to a Yankees game last night, and when the camera panned to him everyone booed him.
6:10 AM: Shampooing your eyelashes will help itchy watery eyes. You need to use baby shampoo to make sure not to hurt your eyes, but doing this will help because pollen sticks to your eyelashes and it gets into your eyes and irritates them. Eat yogurt. 2 cups of plain yogurt a day will help reduces allergy flare ups. Drink iced tea. The antioxidants help you from producing an allergy increasing factor in your body. Avoid wearing cotton, the static draw it to your body.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers had 5 guitars stolen from their studio in L.A. this weekend. NASA has mounted the Space Shuttle Discovery onto a jumbo jet to deliver it to the Smithsonian Museum. 11 secret service agents and 5 military service members are in trouble for paying for prostitutes and partying while in Colombia. Dateline did a special last night to test what kids would do with strangers when their parents weren’t around. All of the kids tested by them ended up getting onto an ice cream truck with a stranger who offered them free ice cream.
6:45 AM: Sara and Cass’ around the world food tour. They went to Wasota African Cuisine food trailer on South First Street, and loved it. The owner is from Nigeria and his name is Lawrence. They tried a dish with plantains, black eyed peas, and a spicy tomato sauce on it. They also loved a dish they tried with goat in it. They said it was affordable and delicious.
6:51 AM: Your tax return---save it or blow it? Cass saved hers this year, and loves watching her savings account grow. Alex sent his to pay off his credit card debt. JB thinks tax returns are for blowing on frivolous stuff. Sandy will spend half and save half. Sara has to save all of hers because her car’s air conditioner is broken and she needs to get it fixed.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:20 AM: The best compliments you can give a woman are; Have you lost weight?, You smell good today, and your hair looks nice.
7:30 AM: The Boston Marathon is today and they are warning the runners who aren’t used to running in hot weather to consider skipping the race this year. Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees has colon cancer, liver cancer, and then contracted pneumonia which has put him into a coma. Saturday Night Live is considering asking Mitt Romney a hosting gig on the show. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, and she is sporting a $250,000 ring. There is a rumor that Matt Lauer has an illegitimate son with his co-anchor Natalie Morales.
7:40 AM: The best musical breakdowns of all time according to JB, Sandy, Alex, and Sara. Britney Spears “Toxic”, Led Zeppelin “Whole Lotta Love”, Guns N’ Roses “Patience”, Heart “Barracuda”, MC Hammer “Can’t Touch This”, Journey “Don’t Stop Believing” , and Jack Johnson “Taylor”.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Sandy’s wife is out of town and his mom and aunt are in town helping him take care of Landry. Last night she was about to drive him crazy, and he yelled into the other room for his mom to come take Landry because she was about to make him lose it. He wants to know if what he did is normal and ok, or if it’s bad?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Premiere of Maroon 5’s new song “Payphone”.
8:20 AM: Today’s topics. In Italy and Spain for years women have done this to lose weight for their weddings, and now they are starting to see it in the U.S. They take a feeding tube into their nostril and down into their stomach and taking a drip of 800 calories a day which is very unsafe.
8:23 AM: “Let’s stop pretending that Austin needs more bars”-JB. “Let’s stop pretending the party barges on Lake Travis are fun”-Sandy. “Let’s stop pretending that riding an inner tube or jet ski is an athletic endeavor”- Sandy.
8:30 AM: 73 year old Darlene Mays is one of Oklahoma biggest drug kingpins. She was caught last week and her pot dealing network spanned 4 states. They say 40% of the pot sold in 4 states came from her. Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers had 5 guitars stolen from their studio in L.A. this weekend. 11 secret service agents and 5 military service members are in trouble for paying for prostitutes and partying while in Colombia.
8:45 AM: Sara and Cass’ around the world food tour. They went to Wasota African Cuisine food trailer on South First Street, and loved it. The owner is from Nigeria and his name is Lawrence. They tried a dish with plantains, black eyed peas, and a spicy tomato sauce on it. They also loved a dish they tried with goat in it. They said it was affordable and delicious.
9:00 m: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: 15 crashes happen a week because of the driver mistaking the gas pedal and the brake pedal. 10 of these crashes are caused by women. Stay at home moms work an average of 94.7 hours a week and it should earn them an annual salary of $112,000 if they were paid for it. Working moms put in 57.9 hours at home a week in addition to their jobs. Families will spend $1,078 per teen on prom this year for their child’s prom.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is a rumor that Matt Lauer has an illegitimate son with his co-anchor Natalie Morales. Oprah is going to be in a movie called “The Butler” and she will be playing opposite Forrest Whitaker. The film starts shooting in June in New Orleans. Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake are going to star together in a film called Runner Runner.
