6:00 AM: Dick Clark passed away yesterday from a heart attack. He was 82 years old, and he will be missed. The Megamillions winner from Illinois came forward yesterday and it’s a retired couple who only spend $3 on a ticket. 3 secret service agents involved in the scandal about Columbian prostitutes are leaving their jobs at the agency. The Texas nurse who murdered a mom and kidnapped her newborn baby admitted she did it because she was trying to cover up her own miscarriage from her fiancé. Lady Vols coach Pat Summitt is stepping down from her coaching job because she has early onset dementia.
6:15 AM: Questions from the bag. Sara, would you rather be buried underground for 30 minutes or stand naked in public for 30 minutes? She, without a doubt would rather be naked in public. Being buried underground is her biggest fear.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is new Mel Gibson audio of him yelling at a screenwriter on the set of a film in Costa Rica. The APD have changed the duties of the officer who shot and killed Cisco the dog on Saturday to protect him because there are so many threats coming in. The police are taking a look at their policies about using deadly force on aggressive animals. Two complaints of aggressive behavior have been filed against Cisco the dog in the past, and this news has just come to light. An Austin High School teacher has been arrested for having marijuana in his home. An Austin woman set her husband on fire yesterday. She was giving him a massage and then poured gasoline on his body and then lit him on fire. Arrested Development’s 4th season will be released all at once via Netflix.
6:45 AM: What’s the theme? Elvis, Tupac, and Nat King Cole. They have all had videos/songs released after they passed away.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:08 AM: Sandy’s eulogy for Sara.
7:20 AM: We have gotten only one complaint about Sara’s billboard so we wanted to talk to the lady on air and see what she is so mad about. She says the guys should be ashed of themselves and it was incredibly sexist to do what they did. She thinks they should be recognizing Sara’s brains, not her looks. She even thinks the “hottest women in radio list” is incredibly offensive.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Clark passed away yesterday from a heart attack. He was 82 years old, and he will be missed. The Megamillions winner from Illinois came forward yesterday and it’s a retired couple who only spend $3 on a ticket.
7:45 AM: The manliest things on earth. Food—Beef Jerky, Sport—Football, and Drink---Beer.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:23 AM: Today is Sandy and Tricia’s 4th wedding anniversary. We dare them to be romantic on the air together and they say it can’t be done. We got them on the phone, and they were right. They are totally unwilling and unable to be romantic, and say they are the least romantic couple on earth.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Dick Clark passed away yesterday from a heart attack. He was 82 years old, and he will be missed. Arrested Development’s 4th season will be released all at once via Netflix. The APD have changed the duties of the officer who shot and killed Cisco the dog on Saturday to protect him because there are so many threats coming in. The police are taking a look at their policies about using deadly force on aggressive animals. Two complaints of aggressive behavior have been filed against Cisco the dog in the past, and this news has just come to light. There is a 7 year old boy who is sick and dying, and his wish was granted of being Batman. They planned real life crime scenarios throughout the city of Arlington, TX, and let the boy who was dressed as Batman, fight the crime.
8:52 AM: Is it ok to go to bed mad at your significant other? The guys say yes, and sometimes it’s just necessary to go to bed angry. The girls say women hate going to bed angry and we hate it even more when you are fighting with us and are able to sleep.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Researchers in Tokyo have figure out how to regenerate hair on a bald mouse. Today the city council is meeting to discuss how much energy rates will go up for the paying customers.
