6:00 AM: This weekend in Austin there were a ton of events going on; The Food and Wine Festival, Eeyore’s Birthday, The Moontower Comedy Festival, and a few other events. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting.
6:11 AM: Sara’s dog chewed her friend’s seat belt in her friend’s car this weekend and she is so embarrassed and upset because he never chews things. Cass is thinking about the awesome night she had with Sara on Friday, they went to a Food and Wine Event and totally geeked out over all of the chefs that were there. Alex and his wife went to Whataburger at 12:30 last night and they claim they are starting a new diet today. JB got his daughter a phone, and it’s her first phone. She is cracking him up because she has been texting him a lot, and he Is very amused by it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A cyclist was hit and killed at 360 and Westbank on Saturday afternoon by an 85 year old woman who was driving. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their vows over the weekend at the Eiffel Tower. Nutella advertises that their product is healthy, but it actually has the calories and fat equivalent to a candy bar. Two moms sued the company, and because of it any customer who bought Nutella between 2008 and 2012 is entitled to $4 to $20.
6:41 AM: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy, Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones, and Horse with No Name. The theme is in honor of the fact that The Kentucky Derby is this weekend in Louisville.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: We replay our interview with Corey Redding that we did on Friday.
7:20 AM: Couples that dated in the 90’s that we forgot about; Danny Wood and Halle Berry, Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts, Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey, Ashley Judd and Michael Bolton, Jewel and Sean Penn, Ed Norton and Courtney Love, Vanilla Ice and Madonna, Kathy Griffin and Jack Black, Tiffani Amber Thieseen and Pauly Shore.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. William and Kate got married one year ago. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. Kevin Richardson is returning to The Backstreet Boys. May 12th Will Ferrell will host SNL and Usher will be the musical guest.
7:45 AM: Alex feels left out by Sandy, and because of it he has bailed out on playing in a golf tournament with Sandy today. He says Sandy made him feel not wanted, and he is trying to bail on Sandy for the tournament today.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:14 AM: A man named Obi Wan Kenobi caused a 4 car pile up and then fled the scene. He was caught and is now out on bail. A 92 year old WW2 Veteran gets bootleg copies of current movies and he copies them by the thousands and sends them to the troops overseas. He has spent over $30,000 on postage alone, and he has been doing this for 10 years even though it’s very illegal.
8:22 AM: Sandy got an iPad this weekend and he’s wanted one for 2 years. He is thinking about returning it because now that he has it, he doesn’t really see the point. He has a Mac Book Pro and an iPhone, so he doesn’t really see why he needs it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. In North Carolina a 9th grader was being disrespectful and her parents made her walk up and down the side of a street holding a sign saying he is rude and disrespectful. Ryan Seacrest is producing a reality show following Joe Jonas and his wife in their home life. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend.
8:40 AM: JB’s wife read “50 Shades of Gray” last week and he wanted to see what the big fuss was all about. He started reading it this weekend and read about half of it in one day. He thinks Sara should stop reading it now though. It’s about a sexual relationship between a late 20’s billionaire man and an inexperienced 21 year old virgin girl. In the book, he makes her sign a contract that is all about the terms of their relationship and it’s all about dominance and submission.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Man Sues BWM for Persistent Erection”. A man says his BMW motorcycle gave him a severe case of an erection that wouldn’t go away. He has had it for 20 months and counting. A study says that 60 hour work weeks are not productive, and the most productive work week is one that is 40 hours. Patrick Dempsey saved the life of a teenager who flipped his car over in a wreck in front of Dempsey’s house.
9:45 AM: Funniest line of the show. The current scores; JB-5, Sandy-4, JB-2, Cass and Sara-0. Today the funniest line went to JB who made a joke about a coon ass Louisiana guy trading a beaver pelt to get sex with Sara.
