6:00 AM: Alex is mad that Sandy brought himself Whataburger for breakfast today but didn’t bring it for the rest of the group. He always makes everything about himself, which JB and Sandy say is like having a 2nd wife.
6:08 AM: American Idol is in the 11th season, and Sara was reading an article that this season is the most talented they’ve ever had. She decided to watch it last night and was definitely impressed. Whitney Houston’s final autopsy was released yesterday and she had cocaine in her system. Ryan Gosling saved a woman from being hit by a NYC cab, which proves he really is the most perfect man. The Masters golf tournament starts today.
6:15 AM: What’s on your mind? Alex went to a self serve car wash at Slaughter and Manchaca at 11:30 at night and he said it was the scariest moment of your life. Cass is thinking about how opening day is today for Major League Baseball, and how much she loves the atmosphere of the ball park. Sara is trying to swim to train for the Cap 2k which is a 2k swim in Town Lake. She was a good swimmer in high school and is realizing how hard it is to get back into a sport like that after all this year. JB is thinking about getting his daughter a phone. She is 10 and many of her friends have one and they all text JB and Erin all the time. Sandy hates getting refills for prescriptions
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Google has a new invention called Project Glass. They are glasses that you put on and they can do many things like; show your texts, show the temperature, give directions, and more. They basically are smartphones for your eyes. Betty White got Elton John a crocodile adopted in his name for his birthday. A 19 year old woman has committed a 3rd degree felony by creating a fake Facebook account for another woman. Rihanna is still hanging out with Chris Brown, and she says she doesn’t care what people think about it.
6:40 AM: Questions from the bag—if you could win something other than the lotto, what would you want it to be? JB would want to win a really exotic car. Sandy would want to win the Heisman Trophy. Sara would want to win the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest. Alex would want to win the Cap 10k. Cass would want to win an Oscar.
6:51 AM: What makes you most happy after a long day? Sandy says a cold Dos XX beer is his happiness, and Sara said French fries are hers. Cass likes a glass of bourbon, Alex likes turning the air conditioning to 50 degrees and lying naked on the floor, and JB would like some “welcome home honey” sex.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: What countries are the rudest to tourists? France is the #1 rudest, which didn’t surprise us too much. 2) Russia, 3) England, 4) Germany, 5) China, 6) USA. The two places tied for nicest to tourists are Brazil and the Caribbean Islands
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7:20 AM: Today is opening day for Major League Baseball. The Texas Rangers will sell the most hot dogs this season. There are less and less people watching TV shows live anymore, and most DVR them or watch them online. Have you ever been on a flight where someone flipped out and had to be escorted off the plane? Sandy was once, and the guy was sitting next to him. The guy was incredibly drunk and actng like a jerk, so they kicked him off.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The woman in Maryland who claims she won the lottery told the press the ticket is hidden somewhere inside the McDonalds where she works. There is a new book coming out that tells some behind the scene stories from the TV show Friends. “6 of 1” was what Friends was going to be called. Courtney Cox was originally cast as the role of Rachel and Monica was written for Jeanine Garofolo. Emma Stone was on Ellen and she asked if Andrew Garfield or Ran Gosling is a better kisser. She said it’s like apples and oranges, and she loves all fruit. A dog named Kilo who is a Pit Bull took a bullet for his owner and is still alive.
7:40 AM: The best songs written specifically for film soundtracks. Save Me by Aimee Mann was written for Magnolia. Miss Me by Elliott Smith was written for Good Will Hunting. Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls was written for City of Angels. Fools Rush in by Elvis was written for Blue Hawaii. Danger Zone was written for Top Gun. Don’t You Forget About Me was written for The Breakfast Club. Knocking on Heaven’s Door was written by Bob Dylan for Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid. The #1 song was Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel, which was written for The Graduate.
7:54 AM: Sandy thinks today is a big day for men to get vasectomies because today is the start of The Masters. He thinks most guys will get the procedure done so they have an excuse to sit and watch golf all day long.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:11 AM: Today’s topics. There is a jail named after Patrick Sullivan, who is a famous sheriff there. Now he is going to be put in the jail named after him because he was caught trading meth for sex with male prostitutes. iPad users should check out Face Invaders, a new app. It’s a game like Space Invaders where you shoot at your Facebook friends. There is a new Facebook App called Enemy Graph that helps you set who your enemies are. There’s an iPhone app called Pair where you can share photos and videos only with your partner, you can draw photos together, and you can “thumb kiss”.
8:23 AM: We talk to Robbie, a listener who quit smoking one month ago. He has been a smoker since 1999, and said it’s now mind over matter to stop smoking. He says he feels better already and is so glad he did it. We are proud of him and hope he inspires listeners to quit as well.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tim Tebow was caught getting a manicure and pedicure and the paparazzi photographed him at the nail salon. The City of Austin is defending their choice to make us pay for meters until midnight, saying it brings more cars into downtown. Whitney Houston’s final autopsy was released yesterday and she had cocaine in her system. Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudekis, and Andy Samberg are leaving the cast of Saturday Night Live. A 19 year old woman has committed a 3rd degree felony by creating a fake Facebook account for another woman.
8:50 AM: Sandy called bingo last night for an event benefitting Autism Speaks. He said it was a fun experience and he really enjoyed it. It was at Twin Creeks Country Club , and he met a lot of wonderful families there.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Today’s topics. A man in Connecticut sent a message in a bottle and it made it to Italy. A woman was caught trading sex for 2 items off the dollar menu at McDonalds. There is now a peanut butter and jelly vodka available on the market from Van Gogh Vodka.
