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Cold Weather Humor..

by Heather's Thingies , posted Oct 31 2011 3:06PM
Got this email from my Daddy, thought I would share!

COLD IS A RELATIVE THING

65 above zero: Floridians turn on the heat. people in Nebraska plant gardens.

60 above zero: Californians shiver uncontrollably. People inin Nebraska sunbathe.

50 above zero: Italian & English cars won't start. People in Nebraska drive with the windows down..

40 above zero: Georgians don coats, thermal underwear, gloves, wool hats. People in Nebraska  throw on a flannel shirt.

35 above zero: New York landlords finally turn up the heat. People in  Nebraska  have the last cookout before it gets cold.

20 above Zero People in Miami all die.  People in Nebraska close the windows.

Zero: Californians fly away to Mexico . People in Nebraska  get out their Winter coats.

10 below zero: Hollywood disintegrates. The Girl Scouts in Nebraska are Selling cookies door to door.

20 below zero: Washington DC runs out of hot air. People in Nebraska let the dogs sleep indoors.

30 below zero: Santa Claus abandons the North Pole. Nebraskans get upset Because they can't start the Snow-mobile.

40 below zero : ALL atomic motion stops . People in Nebraska start
saying...'Cold enough for ya?'

50 below zero: Hell freezes over. Nebraska public schools will open 2 hours  late...


                           
 

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