Apparently some people believe that May 21, 2011 is the beginning of the end of the world as we know it. Me thinks somebody has been listening to way too much REM. If the world comes to an end tomorrow, that's fine with me. I was booked to perform at a Bar Mitzvah tomorrow that I wasn't looking forward to because let's face it, Jewish children coming of age, high on cake and punch and forced to memorize Torah, are not very friendly towards a guy wearing a bag on his head, telling fart jokes. So, happy end of the world to my family, friends and millions of Unknown Blogger fans.