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Happy Friday Eve- Here's a prescription you'll LOVE..

Sylvia sent this to me , so I  wanted to share the luv.


Important Women's Health Issue:



* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?

If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or  
pharmacist about Margaritas.

Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident  
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of  
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing  
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas  
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can  
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want  
to live.

Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will  
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start  
living, with Margaritas.

Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or  
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind  
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.

Side effects may include:

- Dizziness
- Nausea
- Vomiting
- Incarceration
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Table dancing
- Headache
- Dehydration
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke

WARNINGS:

* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering  
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over  
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically  
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.

Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.
  


 




 
03/31/2011 7:13AM
Happy Friday Eve- Here's a prescription you'll LOVE..
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