Well, once again it’s Friday the 13th which can only mean one thing… time to have sex in spooky places while you wait for a visit from your local, friendly serial killer – the basic premise of all Friday the 13th movies.
Did you know there are a total of twelve Friday the 13th movies (see list below)? I surely didn’t. I do find it curious that they never made a thirteenth Friday the 13th movie. Maybe they thought it would be bad luck to make a thirteenth crappy movie. Or maybe moviegoers finally got tired of watching horny lovers get chopped into pieces by a machete just before, during or after a hot sex scene.
Sex with me is a scary enough proposition so I don’t need to compound the horrible and sometimes pathetically funny act by getting my groove on in spooky places. As such, I obviously don’t understand the method behind the writing of successful horror movies. Maybe if Megan Fox called me and told me to meet her at midnight on Friday the 13th at a dirty old log cabin in a semi-deserted summer camp in Alabama, I might consider it. Hey… there’s your 13th Friday the 13th movie scenario! Megan, call me!
1. Friday the 13th (1980)
2. Friday the 13th Part 2
3. Friday the 13th Part III
4. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
5. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
6. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
7. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
8. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
9. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
10. Jason X
11. Freddy vs. Jason
12. Friday the 13th (2009)