Well, once again itâ€™s Friday the 13th which can only mean one thingâ€¦ time to have sex in spooky places while you wait for a visit from your local, friendly serial killer â€“ the basic premise of all Friday the 13th movies.
Did you know there are a total of twelve Friday the 13th movies (see list below)? I surely didnâ€™t. I do find it curious that they never made a thirteenth Friday the 13th movie.Â Maybe they thought it would be bad luck to make a thirteenth crappy movie.Â Or maybe moviegoers finally got tired of watching horny lovers get chopped into pieces by a machete just before, during or after a hot sex scene.
Sex with me is a scary enough proposition so I donâ€™t need to compound the horrible and sometimes pathetically funny act by getting my groove on in spooky places. As such, I obviously donâ€™t understand the method behind the writing of successful horror movies. Â Maybe if Megan Fox called me and told me to meet her at midnight on Friday the 13th at a dirty old log cabin in a semi-deserted summer camp in Alabama, I might consider it.Â Heyâ€¦ thereâ€™s your 13th Friday the 13th movie scenario! Megan, call me!
1. Friday the 13th (1980)
2. Friday the 13th Part 2
3. Friday the 13th Part III
4. Friday the 13th: The Final Chapter
5. Friday the 13th Part V: A New Beginning
6. Friday the 13th Part VI: Jason Lives
7. Friday the 13th Part VII: The New Blood
8. Friday the 13th Part VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
9. Jason Goes to Hell: The Final Friday
10. Jason X
11. Freddy vs. Jason
12. Friday the 13th (2009)