Happy Friday Eve- Here's a prescription you'll LOVE..
by Heather's Thingies,posted Mar 31 2011 8:14AM
Sylvia sent this to me¬†, so I ¬†wanted to share the luv.
Important Women's Health Issue:
* Do you have feelings of inadequacy?
* Do you suffer from shyness?
* Do you sometimes wish you were more assertive?
* Do you suffer exhaustion from the day to day grind?
If you answered yes to any of these questions, ask your doctor or ¬†
pharmacist about Margaritas.
Margaritas are the safe, natural way to feel better and more confident ¬†
about yourself and your actions. Margaritas can help ease you out of ¬†
your shyness and let you tell the world that you're ready and willing ¬†
to do just about anything. You will notice the benefits of Margaritas ¬†
almost immediately and with a regimen of regular doses you can ¬†
overcome any obstacles that prevent you from living the life you want ¬†
Shyness and awkwardness will be a thing of the past and you will ¬†
discover many talents you never knew you had. Stop hiding and start ¬†
living, with Margaritas.
Margaritas may not be right for everyone. Women who are pregnant or ¬†
nursing should not use Margaritas. However, women who wouldn't mind ¬†
nursing or becoming pregnant are encouraged to try it.
Side effects may include:
- Erotic lustfulness
- Loss of motor control
- Loss of clothing
- Loss of money
- Table dancing
- Dry mouth
- And a desire to sing Karaoke
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you are whispering ¬†
when you are not.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to tell your friends over ¬†
and over again that you love them.
* The consumption of Margaritas may cause you to think you can sing.
* The consumption of Margaritas may make you think you can logically ¬†
converse with members of the opposite sex without spitting.
Please share this with other women who may need Margaritas.¬†¬†