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It's time to 'Talk Turkey'...

Butterball Celebrating 30 years of saving 'Turkey Day Dinners'! Well most of them! Butterball always says 'There are no Stupid Questions'. But Archie has run across a few!

Archies Top 10 List of the Weirdest (Stupid)  Questions for Butterball...

1.) Can you pop popcorn in the Turkey's cavity while it's roasting?                        This comes from the Turkey (Joke) recipe! (NO Is the answer) 2.) How do you carve a turkey with a chainsaw?   3.)Can motor oil be used to baste the Turkey?                        (you have to ask Please stop cooking)   4.)How do you get the metal out of your Turkey?                                              (Don't use a steel scouring pad to scrub your Turkey) 5.) How do you get your dog out of the Turkey Cavity?                               (This happened in '93 to lady in Kentucky when her Chihuahua dived                                 in the cavity & got stuck!  We are Thankful she knew that before                                cooking the Turkey, or that would have made for a very Bad Turkey Dinner)   6.) Can you cook a turkey on a radiator? Or speed up the cooking with the cleaning option on the oven? It says Roast but my oven only says Bake & Broil, what do I do? (Again, if you have to ask go out to dinner. Stop Cooking!)  7.) Is it okay to thaw my Turkey in the bathtub the same time I'm washing the kids?                          (Really?, I know scary)     8.)Since it's been cooking for 24 hours, is the 5 lb Turkey Done?                                             (Think Christmas Vacation Dinner scene... CLASSIC) 9.) Will the turkey expand in the oven?                                 (Kinda like Bread rising?  Don't go near the oven?)   10.) What is the best way to re-attached the drumsticks  and thighs                                           when they fall off?    (PLEASE STAY AWAY FROM THE KITCHEN!!!)
 
  Here's the Butterball 411! Use it wisely or you might end up on this list next year!
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11/20/2010 11:00PM
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