6:00 AM: The winner of the World Series this year was the St. Louis Cardinals. The last game was the most watched World Series game since 2004 when the Boston Red Sox broke the curse. UT beat Kansas 43-0 on Saturday. Puss N Boots was the #1 movie this weekend at the box office.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Scientists say goosebumps come from the fact that humans once were covered in fur, and that’s what happens when fur covered animals are scared. Americans buy enough Halloween candy each year (60 million pounds) for EVERY American resident to have 2 pounds. The #1 googled thing during October is Candy Corn, and this year searches are up 10%. Colorado is the #1 state for the Google search “Organic Candy”.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Oh wow, oh wow, oh wow” was Steve Jobs last words according to his sister. In Living Color is coming back to TV as well as Fear Factor with Joe Rogan. Kris Jenner is writing a biography and there is an interesting part in the book about Nicole Brown Simpson. Kris said the night that Nicole was murdered, she called Kris and asked if she could come over right away. Kris was busy with her kids, and said she’d meet her the next day for lunch. Herman Cain said if he was elected president of the U.S., he would put a Godfather’s Pizza kitchen in the White House kitchen.
6:45 AM: Alex’s wife did something last week he isn’t too happy about. She was at Saks Fifth Avenue on her lunch break to get her makeup done by a Laura Mercier representative. She paid with his Saks credit card and the grand total made him cringe. She charged $500 worth of makeup on his credit card, and even though she promised she’ll pay him back, he doesn’t think she will. He expected to see a ton of makeup in their bathroom, because he thought $500 would buy a lot, but he was shocked when he went into the bathroom and just saw a few bottles of makeup.
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7:15 AM: Anyone listening who ever found a dead body? Mairin’s husband was fishing on Town Lake when he found a floating dead body. Trista was riding horses with her mom and they found a dead body in the field when she was younger. Scott is an ex-cop who negotiated with a guy for 2 hours before they realized he was dead.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Adele’s vocal problems are so bad that she has to have throat surgery. The UN has decided to mark today at THE day the world’s population reaches 7 billion people, which will be a milestone for any baby born today. Someone leaked nude photos of a blonde girl saying they look like Taylor Swift. 38 people were arrested from Occupy Austin Saturday for sleeping there and having food tables on the premises.
7:45 AM: We found a cover of Adele’s “Someone like You” that may be just as good as the original if not better. Two college students recorded their own version for the Perez Hilton cover song contest and ended up getting signed by Ellen’s record label. Their version is posted on our facebook wall if you want to hear it, and it’s available to download on iTunes.
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8:06 AM: Headlines. Facebook has added a new feature called “trusted friends” that will help you get back into your locked out account by contacting a trusted friend who can vouch for you. 1 in every 500 accounts on Facebook are compromised every day. A woman had a plan to get her boyfriend to propose. He had plans to go fishing one morning, and she told him to meet her in the park for a picnic after he was done fishing. He went to meet her in the park, and she was standing there in a wedding dress. She had invited guests and had someone there to marry them. He went along with it,
8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Today we spun a wheel to figure out WHO would touch Sara, and WHERE on her body they’d have to touch her. It landed on CASS and BOOBS. So Cassiday had no problem with touching Sara’s boobs, but Sara was VERY uncomfortable about it. We posted a video of this on our facebook page…where you’ll see Cass gets a handful not once, but three times!
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. In Living Color is coming back to TV as well as Fear Factor with Joe Rogan. 38 people were arrested from Occupy Austin Saturday for sleeping there and having food tables on the premises. The winner of the World Series this year was the St. Louis Cardinals. The last game was the most watched World Series game since 2004 when the Boston Red Sox broke the curse.
8:45 AM: Alex’s rant about hipsters. Alex thinks that hipsters in Austin are the most ridiculous people ever. They dress in 90’s clothing, are skinny, wear short cut off jean shorts, and bike everywhere. They seems to have stolen the bike messenger look from the messengers. They drink Pabst, wear striped tank tops and high top shoes, have moustaches, and smell bad. They try to look bad on purpose, and it drives Alex crazy.
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9:12 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Today we spun a wheel to figure out WHO would touch Sara, and WHERE on her body they’d have to touch her. It landed on CASS and BOOBS. So Cassiday had no problem with touching Sara’s boobs, but Sara was VERY uncomfortable about it. We posted a video of this on our facebook page…where you’ll see Cass gets a handful not once, but three times!
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. No refusal weekend is still in effect today, so be careful and do not drink and drive. Amy Winehouse’s camp is releasing a new album with unreleased tracks after her death. Adele’s vocal problems are so bad that she has to have throat surgery. Kris Jenner is writing a biography and there is an interesting part in the book about Nicole Brown Simpson. Kris said the night that Nicole was murdered, she called Kris and asked if she could come over right away. Kris was busy with her kids, and said she’d meet her the next day for lunch.
6:00 AM: The game last night was amazing, and kept Sandy up til 12:30. The Rangers were set to win the game, and blew it twice. Tonight they will play again in game 7. Beavis and Butthead returned to MTV last night and they took shots at Twilight. Charlie Sheen is going to star in a new sitcom that has been picked up by FX. Justin Timberlake has a new movie out today, and he did a trivia game about N’Sync with Matt Lauer and couldn’t remember lyrics to one of their most popular songs.
6:15 AM: The Week in Review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. We’re finding out more about Steve Jobs now that his biography is out. He never drove a car with a license plate, and skirted the California law by leasing a new luxury car every 6 months. Beavis and Butthead returned to MTV last night and they took shots at Twilight and The Jersey Shore. Redbox is increasing prices to $1.25 per movie on Monday. The hike and bike trail may be renamed as the” Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike Trail”.
6:40 AM: What’s on your mind? Sara is thinking about how she’s under the gun to get her Halloween costume put together fast. Cassiday is excited because next week she’s going to see Paul Simon in concert. Alex got a $20 parking ticket downtown yesterday and he was mad because he was good at checking and feeding the meter all day. JB is excited to have no plans tonight so he can watch the Rangers game. Sandy was thinking about how awesome it must be to be a pro baseball player.
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7:07 AM: Cecily Knobler’s movie reviews. Puss in Boots is good, and fun for the whole family: B+. Anonymous is the film about Shakespeare being a fraud, and Cecily said it was a little cheesy. C-. In Time starring Justin Timberlake and is set in the future. Cool premise, bad execution: C-.
7:25 AM: The Week in Review.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beavis and Butthead returned to MTV last night and they took shots at Twilight and The Jersey Shore. Charlie Sheen is going to star in a new sitcom that has been picked up by FX. Steven Tyler fell in the shower and there is a horrific picture of him with a tooth missing and a black eye. A 22 year old woman was walking home Tuesday night in San Marcos and was hit by a car, she was pregnant and died, but the baby was delivered.
7:45 AM: Coach Brown calls in, and he says that hard work and focus apparently isn’t leading them to the wins. He wants to change it up today to get the guys loosened up. They are going on a pub crawl tonight to have a little fun. His short list includes; Dizzy Rooster, Qua, Cheers, Chuggin Monkey, Thirsty Nickle, Poodle Dog Lounge, Red Fez, Juan in a Million, Mean Eyed Cat, Weirdos, Peckerheads….
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8:10 AM: Headlines. Scariest jobs; mining, serving in the armed forces, firefighting, commercial fishing, police officer, window washer on tall buildings, and the #1 scariest job is bomb squad technician. Funny costumes are ideal if you’re a single man and looking to meet a girl on Halloween. Girls are not attracted to guys in bloody or scary costumes. You also don’t want to wear a group costume if you’re looking to meet someone. Your best option will be to wear a funny or unique costume.
8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm—Sara, pretend we are all 12 and give us the birds and the bees talk! 8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. We’re finding out more about Steve Jobs now that his biography is out. He never drove a car with a license plate, and skirted the California law by leasing a new luxury car every 6 months. The hike and bike trail may be renamed as the” Ann and Roy Butler Hike and Bike Trail”. Redbox is increasing prices to $1.25 per movie on Monday. 32% of people at home on a weeknight from 6-10 pm are watching Netflix, according to a recent study. Two biker gangs in Santa Cruz got in a fight outside a Starbucks and the fight was over whose territory that Starbucks location was.
8:45 AM: Coach Brown calls in, and he says that hard work and focus apparently isn’t leading them to the wins. He wants to change it up today to get the guys loosened up. They are going on a pub crawl tonight to have a little fun. His short list includes; Dizzy Rooster, Qua, Cheers, Chuggin Monkey, Thirsty Nickle, Poodle Dog Lounge, Red Fez, Juan in a Million, Mean Eyed Cat, Weirdos, Peckerheads…. 9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Cecily Knobler’s movie reviews. Puss in Boots is good, and fun for the whole family: B+. Anonymous is the film about Shakespeare being a fraud, and Cecily said it was a little cheesy. C-. In Time starring Justin Timberlake and is set in the future. Cool premise, bad execution: C-. 9:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm—Sara, pretend we are all 12 and give us the birds and the bees talk!
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beavis and Butthead returned to MTV last night and they took shots at Twilight and The Jersey Shore. Charlie Sheen is going to star in a new sitcom that has been picked up by FX. Steven Tyler fell in the shower and there is a horrific picture of him with a tooth missing and a black eye. A 22 year old woman was walking home Tuesday night in San Marcos and was hit by a car, she was pregnant and died, but the baby was delivered.
6:00 AM: Chaz Bono was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. The Austonian Hotel lost a window on the 44th floor last night and the glass shattered on the street below. Luckily no one was hurt, but some cars did get their windows shattered. Andy Rooney has been hospitalized, and on October 2nd he had his last appearance on 60 Minutes. AMC has renewed The Walking Dead for another season.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Steven Tyler fell last night in the shower before a show in Paraguay. He busted up his face and lost some teeth. Casey Anthonyâs trial jurorsâ names have been released, so it will be interesting to see if there is any backlash publicly, or if people have calmed down by now. Tony Romo and his wife have a baby on the way, which means they didnât waste much time after getting married in May. Austin Pets Alive is offering $25 adoption fees through the end of October, so go look at their available pets if you want to get one.
6:45 AM: Fact or bull fact. The term âMaverickâ comes from an old Texas Lawyer named Samuel Maverick. There have not been any new oil wells discovered in Texas in the last 50 years. Rick Perryâs real name is James Richard Perry. Rick Perry and his wife met in elementary school and had their first date at age 16. Rick Perry has never lost an election. Rick Perryâs father in law performed his vasectomy. Rick Perry was a yell leader at Texas A&M in college. Perryâs college nickname was âCrotchâ because of his tight fitting pants. 1 in 10 Texas workers earn minimum wage.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. In Japan, they are doing a special offer at Burger King. For $11, you can have all you can eat Whoppers for 30 minutes. Alex said he thinks he could eat 3-4 whoppers in 30 minutes, but the rest of us wouldnât be able to eat more than 1.
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7:07 AM: Grandma Shook. When Sara called her, she was watching Dr. Drewâs show. Grandma told Sara that she used to listen to Dr. Drew on Loveline, which shocked Sara. She told Grandma sheâd get her a Rangers T-Shirt, and Grandma said sheâd never worn a T Shirt before or jeans. Grandma told Sara that Tony Romo and his wife were expecting a baby, and she thinks itâs great. Sara asked Grandma what the best invention of all time was. Grandma said electricity. When Sara said tampons, Grandma said that Sara was probably right and wondered what women did before tampons and kotex were invented.
7:18 AM: Facebook Pet Peeves. Karen called in and said that when people post pictures of food theyâve just cooked, it drives her crazy. Maggie called in and when she found out the gender of her baby, her friend posted her news on their Facebook and ruined the surprise. Janet hates when people check in on Facebook. Amanda hates when people are constantly changing their relationship status. JB hates something that Alex does
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday 40 people were rescued from the rubble in Turkey that was caused by an Earthquake. Chaz Bono was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. The Austonian Hotel lost a window on the 44th floor last night and the glass shattered on the street below. Luckily no one was hurt, but some cars did get their windows shattered. A man burglarized the Big Brothers Big Sisters building three times last night, stealing electronics, office equipment, and bikes.
7:45 AM: The top 10 most pleasurable purchases for a woman. 10) Beauty products 9) Lingerie 8) Chocolate 7) Little Black Dress 6) Jewelry 5) Jeans 4) Concert Tickets 3) Summer Dresses 2) Shoes 1) The perfect handbag.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. Tim Larson, a Connecticut Politician in the House of Representatives thinks Halloween should always be the last Saturday in October. Do you agree with this idea of his?
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8:10 AM: Headlines. The most lucrative place to be a stripper is Williston North Dakota. Itâs a town of 15,000 and is a big oil town. There are 2 strip clubs in town; Whispers and Heartbreakers. On a SLOW night, a dancer will make $1,500-$2000!!! The most bacteria ridden surfaces we touch on a regular basis are; vending machines, crosswalk buttons, parking meters, escalator rails, public mailbox handles, and gas pump handles.
8:22 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara, when you have sex for the first time, most likely on your wedding night, will you be good at it? She wonders how hard having sex could be. We explain that having sex is easy, but being good at it is something you work on. So because of this realization, she says no, she probably wonât be any good at it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthonyâs trial jurorsâ names have been released, so it will be interesting to see if there is any backlash publicly, or if people have calmed down by now. Steven Tyler fell last night in the shower before a show in Paraguay. He busted up his face and lost some teeth. Tony Romo and his wife have a baby on the way, which means they didnât waste much time after getting married in May.
8:40 AM: Best cities in America for girls trip/guys trip. Sandy thinks Chicago is the best guyâs trip city. Dallas is good for both sexes. Our listeners said the following for a girlâs trip; Miami, NYC, Napa, Chicago, Vegas, The Mall of America, Lake Austin Spa, and Savannah Georgia. For a guysâ trip; Miami, New Orleans, Vegas, Chicago, and Myrtle Beach for the golfers.
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9:15 AM: Grandma Shook. When Sara called her, she was watching Dr. Drewâs show. Grandma told Sara that she used to listen to Dr. Drew on Loveline, which shocked Sara. She told Grandma sheâd get her a Rangers T-Shirt, and Grandma said sheâd never worn a T Shirt before or jeans. Grandma told Sara that Tony Romo and his wife were expecting a baby, and she thinks itâs great. Sara asked Grandma what the best invention of all time was. Grandma said electricity. When Sara said tampons, Grandma said that Sara was probably right and wondered what women did before tampons and kotex were invented.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
9:45 AM: Friday night go to Cool Riverâs Halloween party, hosted by Alex. It starts at 8:00 and he will be there starting at 6:30. There is a costume contest with $2,000 in cash and prizes.
6:00 AM: The Texas Rangers won game 5 of the World Series last night and the next game will be tomorrow night at 7:05 PM in St. Louis. 2 more weeks of the NBA season have been cancelled, so now a total of 4 weeks are cancelled. Robin Williams got married for the 3rd time Sunday to a designer. Kevin Bacon went to see the Footloose remake yesterday and tweeted out that he loved it. The McRib is back at select McDonaldâs until November 14th. Lindsay Lohan did a photoshoot for Playboy yesterday.
6:15 AM: The creepiest jobs out there and about how much they make per year; Roadkill Removal Specialists make 30k a year, Pest Control Specialist 30k a year, Forensic Entomologist 48k a year, Arachnologist 61k a year, and Reptologist 62k a year.
6:30 AM: Sgt. Paul Rivera from Round Rock was killed in Afghanistan this weekend. He is a 2003 Stony Point High graduate. Lindsay Lohan is going to pose for Playboy, and will get paid $750,000-1 million dollars. She did the shoot secretly yesterday. APD is cracking down on people who ignore traffic laws. They are going to be ticketing people who jaywalk because of the high number of pedestrian deaths when they jaywalk and get hit by a car. You can rent the Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights for $2,500 a night. Austin is thinking about doing a citywide ban on plastic bags at cash registers in grocery stores, and they will officially vote on the issue in 1 year.
6:43 AM: Whatâs the theme? Alex says this is the easiest one ever. OMD âIf You Leaveâ, The Smiths âLet Meâ, and Psychodelic Furs âPretty In Pinkâ. All 3 of the songs were in the soundtrack for the film Pretty in Pink.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Last night at the World Series game, one of the field crew guys started dancing, flipping around, and doing the worm. Is this cool or dorky? We all thought it was pretty cool because as Sandy put it, baseball is all about the wacky sideshow. Overall is a slow moving game with moments of excitement, so itâs always great to have stuff like this to excite and entertain the audience.
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7:10 AM: Unknown poll. Married ladies, would you rather spend a night hanging out with a girlfriend or your husband? 75% of the listeners we polled would choose a night with girlfriends. The national poll found that 33% of women would choose the night with their girlfriends.
7:20 AM: What are you thinking? Cass drinks a glass of wine or two a night, and sheâs always just bought the normal bottle of wine at the store. Last week she bought a much bigger bottle because it was a better deal, she was wondering if this is just economical or something to be concerned about. Sara thinks carving pumpkins is more fun in theory than in actual practice. Sandy just finished season 3 of Breaking Bad, and doesnât know what to watch next. Sara and Alex think he should watch Dexter, and JB thinks he should watch Friday Night Lights. JB is looking at his weekend schedule and is confused. His daughter has 3 softball games on Saturday and 2 on Sunday. Alex is trying to figure out what to do for Thanksgiving and Christmas because his parents are thinking about a family trip out of town, but Alexâs wife has to stay in El Paso with her family for the holidays.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was an earthquake in Turkey on Sunday, and there is a miracle story. 48 hours after the earthquake, rescuers found a 2 week old baby pinned under a building and it was still alive. The baby was pinned to the mother, and both of them survived. Itâs been 14 years since Good Will Hunting, and Ben Affleck and Matt Damon are pairing up again for the first time since that movie. Ben Affleck is going to act in it and Matt Damon is going to direct. It will be a film about Whitey Bulger. Nick at Night is coming up with their own original sitcom called âDaddyâs Homeâ starring Scott Baio playing a stay at home father who is married to a Soap Star wife.
7:42 AM: Iâm embarrassed I love that song. Yesterday a song was playing and Sandy said to the room, âI canât believe it, but I like this songââ¦it was Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera. We realized all of have at least one song weâre embarrassed to like. For JB itâs Colbie Calliatâs new song âBrighter Than the Sunâ, for Alex itâs Joe Jonasâ new song, and for Cass itâs Miley Cyrus âParty in the USAâ. Saraâs is the new Footloose remake album in which theyâve re-done all of the original songs into country songs.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. McRibâdiscuss. Alex says the Mcrib is like heaven. He says they taste amazing and loves when they come out every year. Sandy hasnât had one in probably 20 years, but wouldnât eat one if someone gave it to him. Cass, Sara, and JB have never tried one before.
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8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things. A woman was traveling and had an adult toy in her checked suitcase. The TSA searched her bag and left a note for her to discover when she got to her destination. The note read, âGet Your Freak On Girlâ. A guy in California took a $100 bet from his friends that he couldnât fit into the kids swing at the playground. He had to lube up his legs with liquid laundry detergent, got into the swing and got stuck. His friends left him in the swing and left the park. He was stuck overnight in the swing from 9 pm to 6 am, when finally a parks employee found him and called 911 who cut him free.
8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm. Sara, name as many sex positions as you can.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan is going to pose for Playboy, and will get paid $750,000-1 million dollars. She did the shoot secretly yesterday. Austin is thinking about doing a citywide ban on plastic bags at cash registers in grocery stores, and they will officially vote on the issue in 1 year. You can rent the Jersey Shore house in Seaside Heights for $2,500 a night.
8:40 AM: In our listenersâ opinion, what is the greatest invention of all time?
8:50 AM: Healthier Halloween candy choices. Peanut M&Ms are healthier than Skittles. Smarties are healthier than Sweet Tarts. Kit Kats are a better choice than Twix. Choose a candied apple over a caramel apple, and choose a tootsie roll over candy corn.
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9:15 AM: Iâm embarrassed I love that song. Yesterday a song was playing and Sandy said to the room, âI canât believe it, but I like this songââ¦it was Moves like Jagger by Maroon 5 and Christina Aguilera. We realized all of have at least one song weâre embarrassed to like. For JB itâs Colbie Calliatâs new song âBrighter Than the Sunâ, for Alex itâs Joe Jonasâ new song, and for Cass itâs Miley Cyrus âParty in the USAâ. Saraâs is the new Footloose remake album in which theyâve re-done all of the original songs into country songs.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was an earthquake in Turkey on Sunday, and there is a miracle story. 48 hours after the earthquake, rescuers found a 2 week old baby pinned under a building and it was still alive. Drinking coffee may reduce the most common kind of skin cancer according to a recent study. NYC is trying to get cabs to stop honking their horns by threatening the drivers with fines. Robin Williams got married for the 3rd time Sunday to a designer. Kevin Bacon went to see the Footloose remake yesterday and tweeted out that he loved it.
6:00 AM: The Texas Rangers tied up the series last night, so they will play the Cardinals again tonight. Alex was at the game, and drove home last night after it ended. He said the key to staying sober is eating a ton of junk food during the game. President Obama announced this weekend that the rest of the American Troops in Iraq will be home by the end of the year. At 7:10 am on Sunday morning a German satellite re-entered the earthâs atmosphere. Austin had a flash of light in the sky followed by smoke, and it turns out it was part of this satellite.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. An NFL regulation football weighs 15 ounces. The amount of people who travel on elevators in 3 days equals the worldâs population. White chocolate has no cocoa in it, just cocoa butter. Michele Bachmann worked at a Kibbutz in Israel between High School and College.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A biography about Steve Jobs is coming out this week, and the author was on 60 Minutes this weekend. During the interview, he spoke about how Steve believed he was special and he didnât need to follow the rules. He refused to put a license plate on his car, and he thought it was ok to park in handicapped spots. John Mayer seems to have dropped off the face of the earth latelyâwhat has he been up to? He had vocal chord surgery and has mandated vocal rest for a month or more. Chris Kirkpatrick from NâSYNC had his 40th birthday party over the weekend and the entire group was together once again. Bastrop needs Halloween costumes and candy for kids whose families canât afford them. Sara will post the phone number to donate on our JB and Sandy Facebook page.
6:45 AM: Unknown poll. Have you ever seen a ghost? We talked to 2 listeners. One said heâd never seen a ghost and Christopher said he had. He was in his great grandparentâs house, and said he thinks the ghost of his great grandpa was there. JB said he and his wife heard what they think was a ghost when they lived in their old house. Raleigh was a baby at the time, and one night they heard a manâs voice on the baby monitor. They put their ear up to the door and heard a manâs voice moaning inside the room. They opened the door quickly, and the moaning stopped right away.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. A biography about Steve Jobs is coming out this week, and the author was on 60 Minutes this weekend. During the interview, he spoke about how Steve believed he was special and he didnât need to follow the rules. He refused to put a license plate on his car, and he thought it was ok to park in handicapped spots. Does knowing this about him change your thoughts about him? We all were pretty shocked to hear this, and think he sounded like a bit of a jerk.
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7:06 AM: Senseless Survey.
7:20 AM: New Visa/ Mastercard scam. This one is pretty slick since the crooks provide YOU with all
the information, except the one piece they want. Note, the callers do not ask for your card number; they
already have it. This information is worth reading. By understanding how the VISA & MasterCard Telephone Credit Card Scam works, you'll be better prepared to protect yourself. Here's a story passed along by a concerned citizen: One of our employees was called on Wednesday from "VISA", and I was called on Thursday from "MasterCard". The scam works like this: Person calling says, "This is
(name), and I'm calling from the Security and Fraud Department at VISA. My Badge number is 12460. Your card has been flagged for an unusual purchase pattern, and I'm calling to verify. This would be on your VISA card which was issued by (name of bank). "Did you purchase an Anti-Telemarketing Device for $497.99 from a Marketing company based in Arizona?" When you say "No", the caller continues with, "Then we will be issuing a credit to your account. This is a company we have been watching and the charges range from $297 to $497, just under the $500 purchase pattern that flags most cards. Before
your next statement, the credit will be sent to (gives you your address), is that correct?" You say "yes". The caller continues - "I will be starting a Fraud investigation. If you have any questions, you should call the 1-800 number listed on the back of your card (1-800-VISA) and ask for Security. You will need to refer to this Control Number. The caller then gives you a 6 digit number. "Do you need me to read it again?"Here's the IMPORTANT part on how the scam works. The caller then says, "I need to verify you are in possession of your card". He'll ask you to turn your card over and look for some numbers. There are 7 numbers; the first 4 are part of your card number, the next 3 are the security Numbers that verify
you are the possessor of the card. These are the numbers you sometimes use to make Internet purchases to prove you have the card. The caller will ask you to read the 3 numbers to him.
After you tell the caller the 3 numbers, he'll say, "That is correct, I just needed to verify that the card has not been lost or stolen, and that you still have your card. Do you have any other questions?" After you say No, the caller then thanks you and states, "Don't hesitate to call back if you do," and hangs up.
You actually say very little, and they never ask for or tell you the Card number. But after we were called on Wednesday, we called back within 20 minutes to ask a question. Are we glad we did! The REAL VISA Security Department told us it was a scam and in the last 15 minutes a new purchase of $497.99 was
charged to our card. Long story made short - we made a real fraud report and closed the VISA account. VISA is reissuing us a new number. What the scammers want is the 3-digit PIN number on the back of the card. Don't give it to them. Instead, tell them you'll call VISA or MasterCard directly for verification of their conversation.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A biography about Steve Jobs is coming out this week, and the author was on 60 Minutes this weekend. During the interview, they played audio from an interview in which Jobs said taking LSD was one of the most important things in his life. President Obama announced this weekend that the rest of the American Troops in Iraq will be home by the end of the year. Baby Lisa has no been missing for 19 days, and on Friday a cadaver dog searched the home and picked up the scent of a dead body in the parentâs bedroom. Jennifer Lopez was performing over the weekend and dedicated âIf You Had My Loveâ to all of her ex-husbands. She had look alikes for all of her exes up on stage, and started crying and ran off the stage.
7:40 AM: A guy who used to work for Steve Jobs calls in to tell us he was not the saint everyone made him out to be. He said honestly, Jobs was kind of a jerk. He worked with him for over 2 years and Steve could never remember his name or look him in the eye. He says this glorification of him after heâs died is kind of creepy, and cult-like.
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8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things. The most stolen food worldwide is cheese. Studies of stolen food found that 1 in every 25 packages of cheese is stolen, and apparently there is a black market for cheese. Other most stolen foods include; meat, chocolate, alcohol, seafood, and infant formula.
8:20 AM: Make Sara Squirm is a new bit weâre doing in which we ask Sara a question that will probably make her uncomfortable. Today we asked about her recently ended relationship. Who said the âLâ word? Did they get in bed together? Did he see her naked?
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon did an interview with Barbara Walters recently and Mariah said she âsometimesâ trusts Nick and he sometimes is nice and fun to be around. John Mayer seems to have dropped off the face of the earth latelyâwhat has he been up to? He had vocal chord surgery and has mandated vocal rest for a month or more. Baby Lisa has no been missing for 19 days, and on Friday a cadaver dog searched the home and picked up the scent of a dead body in the parentâs bedroom. Paranormal Activity was not only the #1 film over the weekend, but itâs the highest grossing opening weekend of all time for a horror film.
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9:15 AM: A guy who used to work for Steve Jobs calls in to tell us he was not the saint everyone made him out to be. He said honestly, Jobs was kind of a jerk. He worked with him for over 2 years and Steve could never remember his name or look him in the eye. He says this glorification of him after heâs died is kind of creepy, and cult-like.
9:30 AM: Â 4 things you need to know with Sara. A biography about Steve Jobs is coming out this week, and the author was on 60 Minutes this weekend. During the interview, they played audio from an interview in which Jobs said taking LSD was one of the most important things in his life. At 7:10 am on Sunday morning a German satellite re-entered the earthâs atmosphere. Austin had a flash of light in the sky followed by smoke, and it turns out it was part of this satellite. Jennifer Lopez was performing over the weekend and dedicated âIf You Had My Loveâ to all of her ex-husbands. She had look alikes for all of her exes up on stage, and started crying and ran off the stage. Justin Bieber rented out an entire movie theatre so he and Selena Gomez could watch Real Steel in privacy.
6:00 AM: The Texas Rangers won last night and are 1-1 in their series with The St. Louis Cardinals. Lindsay Lohan was late for her first day of community service, just one day after she was reamed by a judge and given this assignment to complete community service at the morgue. Adam Levine, the lead singer for Maroon 5 tweeted to Fox News that he didnât want them to play his music on their channel. The hosts of the show got really butt hurt about it and proceeded to try and insult him but ended up making themselves look like idiots.
6:15 AM: The Week in Review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Pee Wee Herman wants to be on Dancing with the Stars next season, and Cassiday is excited about this. APD is installing 27 surveillance cameras in the heavily trafficked bar areas downtown, and they will monitor them around the clock from APD headquarters. UT announced yesterday that the wildfire relief concert raised $725,000. Waterloo Park is closing down for 4 years so the city can build the Waller Creek Tunnel.
6:45 AM: JBâwe need to teach Libyans to properly operate a video camera. Alexâjust saw online that Zooey Deschanel is singing the National Anthem at game 4 for the Texas Rangers. He has a big crush on her and will be at this game, so now he is very excited about it.Sandy realized last night that being home alone with no kid or wife is the easiest way to turn into the slob you were before you were married. Sara wants to wear Uggs no matter what the weather is like. Cass is doing a fun present for her dadâs 60th birthday by having his friends and coworkers write down memories of him. She is learning so much about her dad that she never knew before and loves it.
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7:05 AM: Live from Hollywood with Cecily Knobler. Out this week is Johnny English Reborn starring Rowan Atkinson aka Mr. Bean is out. Cecily says itâs an unnecessary sequel and gives it a C-. Paranormal Activity 3 is also out, and Cecily says itâs also unnecessary but fun. Grade: C+. Three Musketeers is out, starring Orlando Bloom and Christoph Waltz. She gives this one a D. If you want a good film this weekend, she recommends Moneyball, The Ides of March, or 50/50.
7:10 AM: The 10 most rented films of all time; 10)The Blind Side, 9) No Country for Old Men, 8) Ironman, 7) Inception, 6) Sherlock Holmes, 5) The Departed, 4)The Hurt Locker, 3) The Curious Case of Benjamin Button, 2)The Bucket List, and 1) Crash.
7:15 AM: Women on average say they take 38 minutes to get ready. Sara and Cass say that seems very low, as Sara takes about an hour and 15minutes to get ready everyday and Cass takes 45 minutes to an hour. A study shows that women only maintain that âperfect lookâ for 2 hours and 22 minutes before the look falls apart. On average a woman will take 9 minutes to pick out her outfit, 8 minutes to do their makeup, 11 minutes to do their hair, and 10 minutes to shower.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Gypsy Trailer Food Festival is going on this weekend at Auditorium Shores. Jessica Simpson is most likely pregnant, according to Us Weekly. Her dad wants People Magazine to pay a million dollars for the official announcement. Lindsay Lohan was late for her first day of community service, just one day after she was reamed by a judge and given this assignment to complete community service at the morgue. Investigators searched the home of the missing baby Lisa yesterday for 17 hours.
7:45 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show. Theyâve had a week off and play at home next week against Kansas. With his week off, Coach has been catching up on TV shows. Heâs been watching one about a Hispanic guy that teaches dogs not to bite each other. Heâs also been watching a show about an ad agency back in the 60âs. Heâs also been watching a show about some tan kids partying in Italy. He also is watching a show on HBO about some cool cats who are trying to make it in the movie business. He has been watching Dancing with the Stars and canât believe he missed Chaz Bono when recruiting for UT Football. Sandy broke the news to Coach that Chaz once was a woman, but Coach didnât understand.
7:55 AM: The Week in Review.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. The popular couples Halloween costumes list is out. Popular costumes for couples include; Amy Winehouse and Steve Jobs, Charlie Sheen and a Goddess, Prince William and Kate Middleton, Med Men characters, and Vampire and Zombie. Be careful when you call in sick to work, because a new survey show that bosses are skeptical of employees who do. ½ of bosses have called the employee at home to make sure they really are sick, 1 in 6 bosses will drive by the house to make sure the car is in the driveway, and 70% of bosses require a doctorâs note.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Guliana Ransic has breast cancer surgery this week and her husband has told the media that she will return to work next week if she feels well enough. Pee Wee Herman wants to be on Dancing with the Stars next season, and Cassiday is excited about this. APD is installing 27 surveillance cameras in the heavily trafficked bar areas downtown, and they will monitor them around the clock from APD headquarters.
8:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Is any food worth waiting two and a half hours in line for? Â Sara waited in line for 2.5 hours on Friday to eat at Franklin BBQ, and she said it was worth it. She loved the food, but says waiting in line that long is not something she wants to do again.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show. Theyâve had a week off and play at home next week against Kansas. With his week off, Coach has been catching up on TV shows. Heâs been watching one about a Hispanic guy that teaches dogs not to bite each other. Heâs also been watching a show about an ad agency back in the 60âs. Heâs also been watching a show about some tan kids partying in Italy. He also is watching a show on HBO about some cool cats who are trying to make it in the movie business. He has been watching Dancing with the Stars and canât believe he missed Chaz Bono when recruiting for UT Football. Sandy broke the news to Coach that Chaz once was a woman, but Coach didnât understand.
9:25 AM: We check in with Tricia, Sandyâs wife who is on a girlâs trip to Savannah with Sandyâs mom and sister. She was nervous, because women have been banned from the trip in the past for being too much of a pain. She said it was going well and they were having a good time so far.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Texas Rangers won last night and are 1-1 in their series with The St. Louis Cardinals. The Gypsy Trailer Food Festival is going on this weekend at Auditorium Shores. Lindsay Lohan was late for her first day of community service, just one day after she was reamed by a judge and given this assignment to complete community service at the morgue. In New Zealand they are knitting sweaters for baby penguins who got caught in an oil spill and lost their feathers.
6:00 AM: 7:05 pm tonight is game 1 of the World Series between the Cardinals and the Rangers. Carson Kressley was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. Yesterday a student stabbed a teacher at Florence Middle School and the teacher is in the hospital. The price of postage stamps will go up one cent in January. Prosecutors are out to put Lindsay Lohan back behind bars today for slacking on her mandatory community service. There are 48 wild animals on the loose in Ohio that have escaped from a wildlife preserve. They are having people stay in their home and have cancelled school for the time being.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. The tune for the ABC song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star is originally a French tune from 1761 about a girl telling her mom she was seduced. There is enough gold and platinum in the core of the Earth to cover the surface of the Earth. Herman Cain, the former Godfatherâs Pizza CEO who wants to run for President got a Masters degree in computer science. He also was a civilian who was employed full time by the U.S. Navy.
6:25 AM: A national news story Anderson Cooper got his cell phone tested to see if it had fecal matter on it. They found fecal strep on his cell phone, which shocked the poop out of him =).
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Apple stores will close for an hour today to celebrate the life of Steve Jobs. The Austin Film Festival starts this weekend and Johnny Depp will be in town on Friday for the festival. Also in town will be Mike Judge, James Franco, Thomas Jane, Mira Sorvino, and Alexis Blidel. A Florida woman has a $201,000 cell phone bill because her brother was on her family plan and took a 2 week trip to Canada. Susan Boyle was interviewed recently, and when they asked her if she was dating, she got even more awkward than Sara does when she talks about boys.
6:45 AM: Whatâs the theme? Jessica Simpson, Hillary Duff, and Beyonce. All 3 are rumored to be pregnant.
6:51 AM: 2 minute topic. 2 in 3 Americans will not get a flu shot this year according to CVS Pharmacy. Around the room, who is getting one? Sandy got his way early because he was already at the doctor for something else. JB said heâd get one but he doesnât know who to ask at the pharmacy. Sara and Cass thought they were just for infants and elderly people. Alex says he likes getting the flu because he loses weight when he has the flu.
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7:10 AM: What do you think is incredibly overpriced? Sand thinks furniture, tickets to sporting events, and drinks at restaurants are overpriced. JB thinks renting a car is one of the most over priced things you can do. Our listeners came up with the following list of overpriced items; concert tickets, gasoline, flights, razor blades, ammo, candles, bras, makeup/lipstick, energy drinks, bottled water, rent, diapers, beef jerky, mattresses, and the concessions at movie theatres.
7:20 AM: Ways to spot a liar. Hereâs what to look for to see if someone is lying, according to an expert in the field; a liar will put a barrier between you and them such as a pillow or coffee mug. The liar will distance themselves from the subject, for example Bill Clinton did this when he said âI didnât have sexual relations with that womanâ. A liar will use qualifying language while lying, like âto tell you the truthâ, and âif Iâm being honestâ. They will use too much eye contact and will not fidget while lying. They will freeze their upper body and not move while lying. Theyâll give way too many details about an event or person, and if facing punishment will suggest harsh punishment for someone else. They will repeat questions asked of them before they give an answer, and subconsciously they will point their feet towards an exit.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. AskMen.com has put out their list of the most influential men of 2011 and the top 5 is; Steve Jobs, Seal Team 6, one of the founders of Google, Warren Buffet, and Kanye West. There are 48 wild animals on the loose in Ohio that have escaped from a wildlife preserve. They are having people stay in their home and have cancelled school for the time being. Will Smith is now a partial owners of the Philadelphia 76ers. The drought in Austin is projected to last into April of 2012. They are considering entering stage 3 water restrictions which would ban any outdoor watering.
7:40 AM: The most relaxing song of all time. In England, scientists and sleep therapists have made a song that is considered more relaxing than getting a massage. Itâs called âWeightlessâ by Marconi Union.
7:54 AM: 2 minute topic. In a recent poll, 61% of people voted Rosie OâDonnell the worst talk show host of all time. We wonder how Oprah feels about this considering Rosieâs new show on the OWN network just started last week!
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8:08 AM: Celebrity ABCâs by Jim Merskerman. This guy is a celebrity impersonator, and in order to promote his show in Vegas he has this amazing video online of the âcelebrity ABCâsâ. Heâll impersonate a celebrity for each letter of the alphabet and does such a good job. A is Arnold Schwarzennager, B is James Bond, C is George Cloony, D is Matt Damon, and E is Clint Eastwood.
8:15 AM: Bridget calls inâshe is a listener with a bit of an issue. She has been dating her boyfriend for a year and they live together. She thinks her boyfriend is trying to âfatten her upâ, saying he encourages her to eat burgers and fries, cooks her fatty foods, and encourages her to not work out. She thinks he is doing it so that other guys wonât be attracted to her. He always is bothered by guys looking at her when she walks into a room, and seems bothered by the fact that she is a âhead turnerâ. We think she needs to leave him, and there is nothing good that could come out of this situation.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 7:05 tonight is game 1 of the World Series between the Cardinals and the Rangers. The Neiman Marcus Christmas Album is out and this year they have a $75,000 tent called a âyurtâ, there is a $125,000 custom built library, and an international flower tour. Anne Hathaway and Hugh Jackman will do a film remake of Les Miserables. Apple stores will close for an hour today to celebrate the life of Steve Jobs. The Austin Film Festival starts this weekend and Johnny Depp will be in town on Friday for the festival. Also in town will be Mike Judge, James Franco, Thomas Jane, Mira Sorvino, and Alexis Blidel.
8:38 AM: Celebrity ABCâs by Jim Merskerman. This guy is a celebrity impersonator, and in order to promote his show in Vegas he has this amazing video online of the âcelebrity ABCâsâ. Heâll impersonate a celebrity for each letter of the alphabet and does such a good job. We play F-J (Craig Ferguson-Jack Nicholson).
8:47 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things. A man named Dwayne Kennedy has been locked up in prison since 1990 but found out last year he was finally going to be paroled after 10 years of being rejected. He borrowed a cell phone from a fellow inmate to call home and tell his family. He was caught by a guard, and is now going to be staying in prison with a revoked parole. Home remedies for your dog; burrs in their hair can be removed with Crisco. If they chew on the furniture legs, use vinegar and water in a spray bottle and spray it on the furniture. To kill fleas, give them a bath in Dawn dish soap. To collect shedding fur, use a damp paper towel and rub it on them. If they dig up the yard, take 4 TBS of tobacco and 4 TBS of cayenne pepper, and 1 qt of water, and sprinkle it on the area theyâve been digging.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: What do you think is incredibly overpriced? Sand thinks furniture, tickets to sporting events, and drinks at restaurants are overpriced. JB thinks renting a car is one of the most over priced things you can do. Our listeners came up with the following list of overpriced items; concert tickets, gasoline, flights, razor blades, ammo, candles, bras, makeup/lipstick, energy drinks, bottled water, rent, diapers, beef jerky, mattresses, and the concessions at movie theatres.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday a student stabbed a teacher at Florence Middle School and the teacher is in the hospital. There are 48 wild animals on the loose in Ohio that have escaped from a wildlife preserve. They are having people stay in their home and have cancelled school for the time being. Actor Kellan Lutz from Twilight is often thought to be gay. He says heâs straight, but lives with gay roommates
6:00 AM: Last night the Fire Relief Concert at Frank Erwin Center happened and raised a LOT of money. Guests included; George Strait, Lyle Lovett, The Dixie Chicks, Kyle Chandler, Willie Nelson, Turk Pipkin and more. There was a huge dust storm in Lubbock yesterday that dropped visibility to zero to a quarter of a mile. The missing babyâs family in Kansas City has hired Joran Van Der Slootâs lawyer to represent them. Yesterday the FBI searched the familyâs home with dogs and drained a nearby creek bed looking for the baby, but she is still missing.
6:15 AM: What are you thinking? Cass has been frustrated lately because sheâs trying to coordinate time to talk to her family on the phone, but they canât find a time thatâs ever mutually agreeable. Sara saw the Footloose Remake last night and said it was amazing. JB and his wife were working in an iPhone update last night and wondering how people manage to keep up with the changes in technology. Alex is wondering how to pay his $789 cell phone bill he got accidentally when he went to Canada and purchased the wrong international package. Sandy has his new iPhone now and is super excited about it, and he is also excited about Breaking Bad right now.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Guliana Ransic announced yesterday she has breast cancer, and it caused an uproar saying that her IVF may have caused it. Doctors are saying that there is no link between the 2. New music Tuesday; Patrick Stump has a new album out called âSoul Punkâ, Coldplayâs âXlyo Mylotoâ has a collaboration Rihanna on it, and Justin Bieber has a new Christmas Album out. Two Crockett High students broke into the school and stole $20,000 worth of computer equipment. The iPhone 4S Brick Trim Couture Case will come out in January, and itâs $1,000 with diamonds in it.
6:45 AM: 2 minute topicâRobert Downey Jr. says we all should forgive Mel Gibson, what do you think? Sandy doesnât know how youâd need to forgive someone if they didnât do anything to you personally. Sara and Alex arenât sure. JB says we forgave Robert Downey Jr and look where he is now, heâs still a good actor, and maybe Mel has made some mistakes, but itâs a good idea. Cass says if we only look at him for entertainment, who really cares how messed up his personal life is. Take Michael Vick and Ben Rothlisberger for example, theyâre still working.
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7:10 AM: I wonât be winning parent of the year because __________. Sandy wonât because he let his daughter play with a pit bull over the weekend. Listener Jennifer wonât because she when she lifted her son in the air to do the diaper sniff test, she put his head into the moving ceiling fan. Mom Emily messed up when she put Dawn soap in her daughterâs bath to make bubble and it immediately burned her daughterâs eyes.
7:20 AM: Sara asked Grandma Shook if there were any famous people living in her old folks home. One of the guys in her home was a pathologist who examined Kennedy when he was shot. She asked Grandma is she ever cusses, but she says sheâs never said the âFâ word. Sometimes if sheâs home alone sheâll say âdamn itâ. She told Sara the one thing no one should ever wear in an old folks home is overalls. Sandyâs neighbor recently was looking for an old folks home for his father, and the dad said heâd old go if it was an active home. They found one that once a month takes the men on a field trip to places like Bone Daddyâs, Twin Peaks, and Hooters. We think thatâs pretty cool!
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. : Last night the Fire Relief Concert at Frank Erwin Center happened and raised a LOT of money. Guests included; George Strait, Lyle Lovett, The Dixie Chicks, Kyle Chandler, Willie Nelson, Turk Pipkin and more. There was a huge dust storm in Lubbock yesterday that dropped visibility to zero to a quarter of a mile. The guitarist for the Rolling Stones, Ronnie Wood bid $41,000 on a date with Scarlett Johannsen at a recent charity auction. Amnesty International is putting out a tribute album to Bob Dylan next year with artists such as Adele, Patti Smith, and Kesha on it.
7:40 AM: Is it a bigger red flag for a 35 year old man to be single, or for a 35 year old woman to be single? Austinites were afraid to take a side, most claiming neither areâ¦.but we had a few brave enough to speak their minds. Robby thought the worst thing is for someone to be 35 and divorced. Jennifer thought a guy would be a bigger red flag. Julie says society thinks a woman is a bigger red flag because she seems undesirable, while a man seems âcareer drivenâ.
7:50 AM: Is UB40 set for life? Noâthey actually are bankrupt, believe it or not! They sold 70 million albums worldwide but are now dead broke. The courts are now seizing their personal property and homes.
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8:10 AM. Headlines that donât make the 4 things. A man in Las Vegas has 100 pound testicles due to an illness. It would cost 1 million dollars to do the surgery, and he canât afford it. A German tourist was vacationing on an island in French Polynesia and went missing. His bones were found with some charred remains, and investigators think he was eaten by cannibals.
8:20 AM: Unknown Poll. Single women who are dating, would you lie about your age to get a date? None of our listeners said they would lie. 20% of women in a national poll said they would lie if it meant they could get a date.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Guliana Ransic announced yesterday she has breast cancer, and it caused an uproar saying that her IVF may have caused it. New music Tuesday; Patrick Stump has a new album out called âSoul Punkâ, Coldplayâs âXlyo Mylotoâ has collaborated with Rihanna on it, and Justin Bieber has a new Christmas Album out. The City council is thinking about creating a smart phone app where people can report illegally parking in handicapped spots.
8:40 AM: Last night the Fire Relief Concert at Frank Erwin Center happened and raised a LOT of money. Guests included; George Strait, Lyle Lovett, The Dixie Chicks, Kyle Chandler, Willie Nelson, Turk Pipkin and more. Sara attended and thought it was amazing. She said the highlight for her was seeing the Dixie Chicks. George Strait played for over an hour, and people had to leave before he was done because the concert was still going on at 11:30 pm.
8:53 AM: 2 minute topicâwhat is the etiquette for getting up to get beer and pee while at a concert? Butt in their face? Crotch in their face? How many times is ok to get up?
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9:15 AM: Sara asked Grandma Shook if there were any famous people living in her old folks home. One of the guys in her home was a pathologist who examined Kennedy when he was shot. She asked Grandma is she ever cusses, but she says sheâs never said the âFâ word. Sometimes if sheâs home alone sheâll say âdamn itâ. She told Sara the one thing no one should ever wear in an old folks home is overalls. Sandyâs neighbor recently was looking for an old folks home for his father, and the dad said heâd old go if it was an active home. They found one that once a month takes the men on a field trip to places like Bone Daddyâs, Twin Peaks, and Hooters. We think thatâs pretty cool!
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The guitarist for the Rolling Stones, Ronnie Wood bid $41,000 on a date with Scarlett Johannsen at a recent charity auction. Amnesty International is putting out a tribute album to Bob Dylan next year with artists such as Adele, Patti Smith, and Kesha on it. The missing babyâs family in Kansas City has hired Joran Van Der Slootâs lawyer to represent them. Yesterday the FBI searched the familyâs home with dogs and drained a nearby creek bed looking for the baby, but she is still missing
6:00 AM: The Cardinals and the Rangers will face off for the World Series. Dan Weldon, one of the stars of the Indy Car died in a multi car wreck during an Indy Car race in Las Vegas. 3 other drivers were sent to the hospital with injuries. A 100 year old runner ran a marathon this weekend, making him the oldest person to finish a marathon. He has run 8 marathons since he started running them at age 92.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. The Super Soaker water guns were invented by a NASA engineer. It takes 550 peanuts to make one jar of peanut butter. The soul patch was originally called the âJazz Dabâ and was grown by jazz musicians to cushion their chin against their instrument. The term âfirst ladyâ was first used in 1877 during Rutherford B. Hayesâ term. The first lady used to be called âMrs. Presidentressâ. There are rumors that when Kevin Bacon attends weddings and events, heâll pay the DJ NOT to play âFootlooseâ.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The iPhone 5 that comes out next summer was Steve Jobs last project he worked on before he passed away. Someone hacked into Sesame Streetâs YouTube feed and uploaded porn yesterday. Shannon Doherty got married on Saturday and the filmed the whole things for her upcoming reality show âShannon Saysâ. The City of Austin is considering getting rid of all smoking in public parks and golf courses. They will meet about it this week.
6:45 AM: Audio with Erin Hager.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Halloween trick or treatersâwhat age is too old to Trick-Or-Treat? We think 12 or 13 is the last year you can go, but JB and Sandy used to work with a woman who thought it was perfectly fine to go out and do this in her 20âs. Crazy!
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7:05 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things. A New Mexico woman wanted her boyfriend to buy her a 40 oz, and he said no. She hit him with a TV tray, hit him with a chair, threw a knife at him, and hit him with a weight. She was arrested on multiple charges. In Illinois a 19 year old violated his parole and went on the run. He ran into a corn field to escape from the cops, and the police asked the farmer to harvest the corn. They put him in a bullet proof vest and he went out to harvest the corn. 90 minutes later, the kid came out with his hands over his head and was arrested. The #1 movie in the country is Real Steel in itâs 2nd weekend, Footloose came in 2nd, and The Thing came in 3rd.
7:20 AM: Cass is in the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program and this weekend she brought her âlittleâ up to the radio station for a tour. They decided to write, voice, and produce their own fake radio commercial and it turned out pretty goodâitâs for a fictional clothing boutique called JC Boutique.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Baby Lisa from Kansas City is still missing, and we found out this morning that the babyâs mom was drunk the night the baby went missing. The Charlies Angels TV remake has been cancelled, and Alex is the only person on the show who saw it. He said it was really bad. Larry Hageman has announced he has cancer, but itâs treatable.
7:42 AM: The top 10 celebs with the most twitter followers. 10th place is Ashton Kutcher with 7.9 million, 9th is Rihanna with 8.3 million followers, 8th is Taylor Swift with 8.5 million, 7th is Shakira with 9.1 million followers, and 6th is Britney Spears with 10.1 million followers. The top 5 is as follows; 5th is Kim Kardashian who has 10.3 million, 4th is President Obama with 10.5 million followers, Katy Perry comes in 3rd with 10.7 million followers, and 2nd is Justin Bieber with 13.4 million followers. The #1 spot by a long shot goes to Lady Gaga who is followed on Twitter by 14.4 million people!
7:54 AM: 2 minute topic. On Eâs Fashion Police, Kelly Osbourne will not let up about Christina Aguilera gaining weight recentlyâis that ok? Does it make you change your mind to know that Christina always made fun of Kellyâs weight when she was bigger?
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8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things. 2 in 3 Americans watch NFL games. The highest watching happens in the Midwest and lowest on the West Coast. 1 in 8 Americans play fantasy football, and 1 in 6 Americans buy a special football TV package. In Colorado, a family got in trouble when their award winning goat failed a drug test. The goat tested positive for a hormone
8:20 AM: Sandyâs iPhone fiasco may have been sad for him, but itâs pretty funny to us. On Friday he teased his wife on air about not pre-ordering the new phone like he did. Well, he got home and expected the phone to be waiting for him, but instead there was a âattempt to deliverâ slip saying they didnât leave it because they needed a signature. Meanwhile, he wife walked into a phone store, got the phone easily, and came home with hers. He wonât get his phone until today and heâs pissed off about it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Guliana Ransic announced this morning that she has breast cancer. She will have surgery this week followed by 6 weeks of radiation. The iPhone 5 that comes out next summer was Steve Jobs last project he worked on before he passed away. A 100 year old runner ran a marathon this weekend, making him the oldest person to finish a marathon. He has run 8 marathons since he started running them at age 92.Â
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9:15 AM: Replay-- Cass is in the Big Brothers/Big Sisters program and this weekend she brought her âlittleâ up to the radio station for a tour. They decided to write, voice, and produce their own fake radio commercial and it turned out pretty goodâitâs for a fictional clothing boutique called JC Boutique.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Someone hacked into Sesame Streetâs YouTube feed and uploaded porn yesterday. Shannon Doherty got married on Saturday and the filmed the whole things for her upcoming reality show âShannon Saysâ. Dan Weldon, one of the stars of the Indy Car died in a multi car wreck during an Indy Car race in Las Vegas.
6:00 AM: The Rangers lost last night and game 5 will be in Arlington on Saturday. The new iPhone will be out today, and people are probably already in line waiting to get theirs at the Apple Store. The Bastrop State Park is getting an $850,000 donation from the Dallas Based âMeadows Foundationâ to get the park fixed back up after the wildfires.
6:10 AM: The week in review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohanâs teeth are getting a lot of attention this week, as photos has surfaced of her at a red carpet event. In the pictures, her teeth are brown and appear to be rotting. A report has come out that Julianne Hough was spotted making out on a dance floor in Nashville with her Footloose Co-star. This is a problem because she is dating Ryan Seacrest. A 47 year old woman has been arrested for offering a sexual favor in a massage parlor in South Austin. There is a hazing investigation at Texas State University at the Sigma Nu house. They made pledges strip to their underwear, then blindfolded them and forced them to drink.
6:45 AM:Â 5 imperfections about women that men find sexy. Hook noses, chubby tummies, small breasts, looking gross, and dressing casually.
6:50 AM: Today is the release of the new iPhone and we talked to a listener named Dani who was in line at the Apple store in the Domain. She arrive there shortly before 5 am, and said at that time there were about 50 people in line. She said by 6:50 there were about 100 people, which is less than she expected. She got a card that guarantees sheâd get a phone, and the store opens at 8 am. This is the third times sheâs stood in line on the release day of an iPhone.
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7:06 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. The remake of Footloose is out today, and Cecily loved every moment of the film. She said it was fun, enjoyable, and nostalgic. Grade: A. The Thing is out today as well, and itâs not great. Grade: D+.
7:15 AM: Lance Armstrong joins us on the show to talk about the 15th anniversary of Livestrong. He said the tipping point when they knew Livestrong would take off was all about the yellow wristbands. He said initially they thought it was an idea that wouldn't take off and that they'd be stuck with yellow wristbands in storage for the rest of their life. When it took off, and they started selling, he knew that the concept would work. He talked about the new mural at the Livestrong building, his message with the foundation and how Bill Clinton is a person he has been partnering with to spread the message of Livestrong.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:43 AM: Breaking news from Occupy Austin. Sara headed down to Occupy Austin and asked the protesters why their signs suck so much. Their excuse was that they didnât make them.
7:45 AM: Coach Brown. He says he and Sally are having trouble deciding on their Halloween costumes this year. His ideas so far are; Richie Valens, John Wayne, Buddy Ebsen, Mickey Rooney, Jimmy Stewart, Dwight Eisenhower, Franklin D Roosevelt, Gregory Peck, Lloyd Bridges, Fred Astaire, Gene Kelly, Alfred Hitchcock, and Humphrey Bogart.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Which of the 5 senses would you LEAST like to live without? 75% of people in a National poll said sight is the sense theyâd least like to lose. We got a call from Nelson, a listener who lost his sense of smell 20 years ago because of a car crash. He says he gets along fine without it, but one time he was at home and his wife came home and smelled gas in the house that he didnât smell.
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8:10 AM: The Great Taco debate of 2011---Torchyâs vs. Tacodeli. Alex and Sara think Tacodeli is the best place in town to get tacos, but Sandy, Cass, and JB like Torchyâs. Alex says Tacodeli is authentic and Torchyâs is overhyped, and the âwhitestâ taco ever. Sara says Tacodeli has better breakfast tacos and a better menu. JB, Sandy, and Cass best describe Tacodeli as a âgooey messâ, with JB saying the tacos look like they have âShrek Snotâ coming out of them. Cass loves how fresh and innovative Torchyâs ingredients are and hates the orange grease in the fundido taco at Tacodeli. Alex ruined any chance of converting anyone when he said Tacodeliâs Dona sauce âwill burn your butthole for yearsâ.
8:20 AM: Sandyâs wife didnât want him to pre-order her an iPhone, so she planned to just get up this morning and go buy one. Sandy thinks she will be sorely disappointed, as weâve heard there are long lines all over the city.
8:30 AM: Oops we are off the air and working on getting it fixed asap!
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9:10 AM: The Week in Review.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohanâs teeth are getting a lot of attention this week, as photos has surfaced of her at a red carpet event. In the pictures, her teeth are brown and appear to be rotting. A report has come out that Julianne Hough was spotted making out on a dance floor in Nashville with her Footloose Co-star. This is a problem because she is dating Ryan Seacrest. Miranda Kerr will model the 2.5 million dollar diamond and gemstone covered bra for Victoriaâs Secret this winter.
6:00 AM: There was a shooting in a Southern California beauty salon yesterday and 8 people were killed. The shooter is in custody but they can't figure out his link to the salon. The FBI has arrested a man named Christopher Cheney for hacking into the accounts of 31 female celebrities and leaking nude pictures of them online. He didn't have any sophisticated hacking software, but he just looked up information about these celebrities and guessed their passwords. Blackberry users are having issues worldwide, and the company is working around the clock to get them back up and working.
6:15 AM: What's on your mind? Cass is going to La Dolce Vita tonight and it's all she can think about because she LOVES eating and wine tasting. Sara can't decide if she should go see the remake of Footloose, and wonders if it will be good or so bad it's funny. Alex has been racking his brain trying to come up with a good Halloween costume, and he thinks he's decided to go as Hank Williams Jr. as he appeared on Fox and Friends; in camouflage and an Alabama hat. JB needs a new restaurant to try because he and his wife are having date night on Friday. Cassiday has been raving for weeks now about Jack Allen's Kitchen in Oak Hill and recommends it to them. Sandy
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Occupy Austin protest is going on still, and at 3:30 in the morning this morning, 4 protesters were arrested for refusing to move while the city needed to clean the area. IKEA is expanding and they will add a 3 level parking garage.
6:40 AM: What's the theme? Eminem "Lose Yourself", The Gorallaz, and U2 "Hello". They all 3 appeared in apple iPod commercials.
6:53 AM: What is Pinterest? Sara and Cass love the website Pinterest, but the guys want to know what it is. Itâs basically an online bookmarking system, where you can âpinâ things you want to remember. People use it for all types of things like; wedding ideas, home ideas, outfits you like, funny pictures, and so much more.
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7:07 AM: Grandma Shook is Sara's Grandma, and we love when she calls him and shares the calls for us on air. Grandma's boyfriend is in the hospital, and she sent him a birthday card with a joke cut out in it. Sara was shocked when they were talking that Grandma admitted there is a new guy in the old folks home she has a crush on. She called Grandma out for having her eyes on another man while her boyfriend is in the hospital.
7:20 AM: Unknown poll. Would you like to have your boss' job? In a National poll, 75% of people would not want their boss' job. We polled our listeners , and 100% of them would not want their boss' job. In that same National poll, when asked if they could do their boss' job better than their boss, does, 65% of people said no.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The FBI has arrested a man named Christopher Cheney for hacking into the accounts of 31 female celebrities and leaking nude pictures of them online. He didn't have any sophisticated hacking software, but he just looked up information about these celebrities and guessed their passwords. If convicted, he faces up to 121 years in prison. Us Weekly is the first to get the exclusive interview with the girl who claims she has been sleeping with Ashton Kutcher. Blackberry users are having issues worldwide, and the company is working around the clock to get them back up and working.
7:45 AM: Sandy offends Sara by saying he wouldnât let her babysit his daughter Landry. Landry will be up at the radio station with Sandy next Friday and he is interviewing Colbie Callait for a listener lounge weâre having. He asked Cassiday to watch Landry, and this offended Sara to not be asked. He said he doesnât trust her with kids, and doesnât think sheâd be good with kids. He even said heâd rather let Alex babysit Landry than Sara.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:08 AM: Lance Armstrong joins us on the show to talk about the 15th anniversary of Livestrong. He said the tipping point when they knew Livestrong would take off was all about the yellow wristbands. He said initially they thought it was an idea that wouldn't take off and that they'd be stuck with yellow wristbands in storage for the rest of their life. When it took off, and they started selling, he knew that the concept would work. He talked about the new mural at the Livestrong building, his message with the foundation and how Bill Clinton is a person he has been partnering with to spread the message of Livestrong.
8:30 AM: Amanda Knox will probably do her first TV interview with Elizabeth Vargas and it's rumored she will make 2 million dollars for the interview. The Texas Rangers have to win only one more game (today) to head to the World Series. There was a shooting in a Southern California beauty salon yesterday and 8 people were killed. The shooter is in custody and they just found out that the man who did the shootings was the ex husband of a woman who worked there. They were in the middle of a custody battle. Scotty McCreery is the 1st American Idol winner since Rueben Studdard to have his album hit #1 on the top 200 charts.
8:45 AM: The odds your parents are still having sex. 97% of people having sex over the age of 60 say itâs good for their health. 70% of them say they have more sex because theyâre more comfortable with their bodies now. 77% talk more about sex now than when they were younger. 70% say now they say exactly what they want in bed to their partner. 65% of them have the goal to have sex 2-3 times a week. 20% of them would like to have sex daily.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Grandma Shook is Sara's Grandma, and we love when she calls him and shares the calls for us on air. Grandma's boyfriend is in the hospital, and she sent him a birthday card with a joke cut out in it. Sara was shocked when they were talking that Grandma admitted there is a new guy in the old folks home she has a crush on. She called Grandma out for having her eyes on another man while her boyfriend is in the hospital.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The CEO of RyanAir wanted to have standing room only plane fare, charging people for toilet use, and his new idea is to get rid of all toilets except one. The Olsen twins have a younger sister who is an actress and she is getting rumors that one of her films may get her an Oscar nomination this year.
9:45 AM: Tomorrow morning Lance Armstrong (7:15), Coach Brown (7:40), The Great Taco Debate (8:10).
6:00 AM: A terrorist plot was recently foiled, and one of the men involved lived in Round Rock. Chynna Phillips got kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. The first lady is trying to get a world record set for the most jumping jacks done in a 24 hour period, and she was out on the White House lawn with a bunch of kids doing jumping jacks yesterday. 10.5 million people watched Kim Kardashian's wedding special on TV.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Sugar Ray Leonard was the boxing consultant for the film Reel Steel. Reel Steel star Hugh Jackman went to an all boy's school and starred in their production of "My Fair Lady". Hugh's costar Evangeline Lily was a flight attendant before becoming an actress. Her first TV commercial was for a phone chat line, and she was an extra in That 70's Show, Smallville, White Chicks, and Freddy vs. Jason. She was 2 months pregnant while filming Reel Steel.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The American Music Awards nominations came out and Adele had the most nominations. Other nominees include Katy Perry, Taylor Swift, and Lil Wayne. Matt Damon and Michael Douglas will play gay lovers in a biopic about Liberace. New body scanners are coming to ABIA, and they are reported to be less invasive than the first ones that came out. FEMA is on its way to Bastrop and temporary home will be in place this week for victims of the wildfires who lost their homes.
6:45 AM: What's on your mind? Alex wants to cut his hair like David Arquette has his hair right now. Cass hates how well marketing works, as she got 2 coupons in the mail for retail stores and instead of throwing them away, they are in her bag and she can't wait to use them. Sara is crazy about Covert Ford. Her car is having issues and she took it there yesterday and they treated her very well. Sandy has a bad habit of ordering books and never reading them. He just ordered another one last night and probably will never read it. JB usually knocks the idea of couples working out together, but yesterday he went on a 7 mile run with his wife and he actually enjoyed it.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Sara is done with online dating, and she has one specific reason why. She says online dating works, and you will meet someone, but it fast forwards the relationship. She says the typical routine of dating is gone when you meet someone through a dating site. For that reason, she won't be on a dating site again.
7:20 AM: The 10 worst songs of the 80's. Never Gonna Give You Up, Puttin' on the Ritz, Hey Mickey, Don't Worry Be Happy, Rock Me Amadeus, The Safety Dance, Wake Me Up, Lady in Red, Final Countdown, and We Built this City.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A terrorist plot was recently foiled, and one of the men involved lived in Round Rock. Chynna Phillips got kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night. New body scanners are coming to ABIA, and they are reported to be less invasive than the first ones that came out. FEMA is on its way to Bastrop and temporary home will be in place this week for victims of the wildfires who lost their homes.
7:45 AM: 2nd date update. Megan went on a date with Noah, and he never called back. They met online and they did a quick coffee date first. That's the way she likes to check that the guy is safe before she goes on a real date with them. They went on a real date and she thought it was an amazing date, and she had him back to her place. She can't believe he has not called, and wants to know why.
7:53 AM: We talk to Noah and get his side of the story. He thought she was nice, and the date was going great until something happened towards the end of the date that to him was a deal breaker. He went to use her restroom and the toilet hadn't been flushed. He said he just can't overlook it.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. There is such a thing as "sex amnesia" according to a neurological research center. They say that people can experience amnesia after great sex, but they will recover shortly thereafter. Most popular things to take secret photos of; 5% take pictures of couples making out, 6% have photographed someone's disgusting grooming habits, 7% have photographed their boss or coworker eating, 7% have photographed of cheerleaders, 10% have taken a secret picture of a waitress, 15% have gotten someone tripping or falling, 20% have photographed an athlete at a sporting event, and the most popular thing is photographing someone in an embarrassing outfit.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. One of the evil henchman from the Austin Powers films ("Random Task"), was in jail and is accused of killing his sex offender cell mate. New body scanners are coming to ABIA, and they are reported to be less invasive than the first ones that came out. FEMA is on its way to Bastrop and temporary home will be in place this week for victims of the wildfires who lost their homes.
8:45 AM: Landry (Sandy's daughter) calls her grandma "Apple", and Sandy and his wife have no idea where that came from. What do your kids call their grandparents?
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Sara is done with online dating, and she has one specific reason why. She says online dating works, and you will meet someone, but it fast forwards the relationship. She says the typical routine of dating is gone when you meet someone through a dating site. For that reason, she won't be on a dating site again.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. On 6th street a girl was walking to her car alone, she was attacked by a man, she screamed, and two bystanders held him down until the cops arrived. Javier Bardem is going to be the villain in the next James Bond movie. The man who came in 3rd at an England marathon this weekend got in a bus and took it to the finish line and cheated. He was caught when runners realized they never saw him passing them on the course.
9:45 AM: Tomorrow on our show at 8:10 AM we'll have Lance Armstrong on the show to talk about 15 years of Livestrong. Make sure to tune in and listen, it's bound to be a great interview.
10/11/11â¦.
6:00 AM: The Rangers won their game last night, and they're now up 2-0 against the Tigers. The first 2 weeks of the NBA season has been cancelled. TCU is going to join the Big 12 conference next year. Rosie O'Donnell's new talk show premiered on the OWN Network yesterday.
6:10 AM: 4 natural pain remedies according to Dr. Oz. For migraines butterbur root can prevent them from happening in the first place. It's a root that grows in Europe, but you can get it in capsule form at any pharmacy. Devil's Claw can treat back pain, and you should be able to get it at any pharmacy. Fish Oil can help arthritis sufferers. Any brand that has 2 types of omega 3's will work. Vitamin E will help treat menstrual cramps.
6:25 AM: The drive to San Antonio and back is a long night, says Sandy. He did it last night to see his friend being inducted into the golf hall of fame, and it felt so much longer than he remembered. He didn't get back home until after 11 pm.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beyonce has announced she is due in February, or is she? She was photographed in an interview on Australian TV, and as she bent over, her stomach appears to deflate. You can see the photo on our facebook page. Out on DVD today; Horrible Bosses, Green Lantern, Zoo Keeper, and Tree of Life. Hank Williams Jr. wrote a song in retaliation to Fox and Friends "twisting his words" , and thus getting his Monday Night Football gig taken away from him.
6:45 AM: Men and Women were asked what the most annoying pet peeve the opposite sex can have while on a date. Men could only think of one thing that annoyed them about women, but women were able to come up with 5 pet peeves about men. Men said their pet peeve is when a woman is constantly on her cell phone during the date. Here's what the women found annoying about the men; a smelly date, on their cell phone, late to pick you up, talking about yourself too much, and asking too many questions.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. 75% of men under age 35 would love to have a wife that supports them financially. JB says he's older than that, but he'd LOVE to have his wife support him. Alex and Sandy said there's no way they could do it. For Sandy it's a pride thing, and for Alex, he said he'd go crazy if he was home as a stay at home dad or not working during the day.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:07 AM: What happened off air yesterday? Well, during a commercial break the recording machine was rolling and Alex and Sara were having an odd conversation. The whole conversation was recorded, and Sandy decided it needed to be played on air. Sara told the guys her brother saw Jerry Jones making out with some young 20 something girl at a club in Dallas over the weekend. She was talking about how gross that was and Alex said he'd make out with Jerry Jones.
7:23 AM: The most embarrassing moments in life list; walking in on someone else using the bathroom, accidentally spitting in someone's face while talking to them, sweating through your pants, forgetting the name of a person you've met more than once, having your swimsuit fall off in public, stopping up the toilet at someone else's home, mistaking a non pregnant woman as a pregnant woman, farting in an elevator with people in it, vomiting in public, walking in on someone masturbating or being walked in on while you are doing it, having your credit card declined, having a booger you are unaware of, waving to someone who was not having at you, and watching a sex scene in a movie with your parents.
7:30 AM:Â 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:40 AM: JB talks to Erin-she said it was a great day but he isn't sure why. She says it's because they had relations, and then he began to clean the house afterwards. She said maybe it was his way of telling her that if they have sex more often, she'll be rewarded by him cleaning. She says maybe they can work out a deal, or a gold star chart to plan out how to make this plan work for them both.
7:47 AM: A woman ran the Chicago Marathon this weekend and delivered her baby 8 hours after she crossed the finish line. How do you feel about this? Sara thinks it's a bunch of crap and that woman is making the rest of us looks bad. She says she hates overachievers like that. Cass thinks it's cool and "rock star", but crazy and not something she'd personally ever want to do.
7:54 AM: The Lions beat the Bears last night in NFL Monday night football. We have no idea how people on the East coast stay up so late! Alex watched the new opener, and it was Barry Sanders doing a video intro about how the Lions are bringing new life and excitement back into Detroit.
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8:10 AM: Headlines that don't make the "4 things". 59% of Americans said their boss is perfect as they are. 78% of them say their boss would go to bat for them if they were about to get fired. 19% say if they could know one thing about their boss, they'd like to know their salary. A 30 year old man from Palm City Florida went through the Taco Bell drive through late at night, but passed out in the drive-thru lane after they gave him his food. His car was in park, but his foot was on the gas, and the car was revving up and spitting out exhaust. The police arrived, and when they asked for his I.D., he gave them a taco.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The last working steam car in the world was just sold for 4.6 million dollars at an auction in Hersey Pennsylvania. Leonardo DiCaprio was dating Blake Lively and she broke up with him, so he went out and got 2 20 year old models to date. Brad Pitt is filming a movie, and SWAT raided the movie set to confiscate weapons that weren't properly disarmed. Out on DVD today; Horrible Bosses, Green Lantern, Zoo Keeper, and Tree of Life.Â
8:42 AM: Sandy asks Sara and Cass a potentially awkward question-and watches them squirm. Rank the 3 men on the show in order of who you'd most like to see naked and least like to see naked. Cass was pretty calm when it came to answering this, but it made Sara SO uncomfortable. If you missed their answers on air, you're out of luckâ¦I (Cass) won't put it in writing! Lol.
8:51 AM: LeBron James has new shoes out that cost $170-would you buy them for your kid if they wanted those shoes? Sandy said hell yes he would. He said you have to get your kid nicer things than you get yourself, and go without so that they can have the fine things in life. Alex said there's no way he would EVER get those for his kid because of the price. Sara wouldn't because they'd outgrow them fast, which is the same reason Cass wouldn't. JB definitely would because he grew up poor and doesn't want his kid to have to go without things.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: JB talks to Erin-she said it was a great day but he isn't sure why. She says it's because they had relations, and then he began to clean the house afterwards. She said maybe it was his way of telling her that if they have sex more often, she'll be rewarded by him cleaning. She says maybe they can work out a deal, or a gold star chart to plan out how to make this plan work for them both.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Rihanna has been named the sexiest woman alive. Beyonce has announced she is due in February, or is she? She was photographed in an interview on Australian TV, and as she bent over, her stomach appears to deflate. You can see the photo on our facebook page. Amy Winehouse's dad Mitch is writing a book about Amy's life.
6:00 AM: Paul McCartney got married over the weekend for a third time to an American heiress. There was a tribute contest for Michael Jackson over the weekend and 50,000 people came. The Black Eyed Peas and Jennifer Hudson were scheduled to perform but didnât show up, and Chris Brown wasnât allowed to enter the building. According to the Daily Mail, Demi Moore has gotten a divorce lawyer and will end her marriage to Ashton Kutcher. Real Steel was the #1 film over the weekend, and Idea of March came in 2nd place.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Mexico is the 2nd most obese country on Earth, second to America. Adult cats do not meow to communicate with other cats, only to get the attention of people. Elevated water towers are not for water storage, but to create water pressure strong enough to reach the upper level of buildings. The average distance your meal travels to get onto your plate as 1,500 miles. The average lightening bolt is ½ inch to 1 inch wide. Martha Stewart has been struck 3 times by lightening. Alice Cooper babysat Keanu Reeves because Keanuâs mom was Aliceâs landlord.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. This weekend Tiger Woods was golfing in a tournament, and someone threw a hot dog at him while he was putting. Hank Williams Jr. has been replaced with Barry Sanders for the Monday Night Football intro. They said he wonât sing, but he will do some kind of video intro. The iPhone 4S pre-order is completely sold out already, meaning 200,000 people put it on order in the first 12 hours. Round Rock and Georgetown could be without water in 28 days due to a water pipe issue that is being caused by the lake water levels being so low.
6:40 AM: Whatâs the theme? Toby Keith âHow Do You Like Me Now?â Hanson âMMM Bopâ, and Garth Brooks â. Â All the artists are from Oklahoma, and Alex wanted to rub salt in the wounds of Longhorn Nation with this because OU killed UT Saturday on the football field.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Denise Richards tweeted a picture of her 16 month old daughter wearing a pair of $265 Gucci Jeans last night. Is she crazy? YES! Sandy said if he was Charlie Sheen, heâd take that picture to the judge and ask to get his child support payments re-evaluated. Cass says she has never ever even worn a pair of jeans that expensive in adulthood, and it seems like such a waste because a baby will outgrow them so quickly. Sara said they have to be a free pair she got and is doing this to advertise for the company.
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7:05 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Sara found out that Rosie OâDonnellâs new show on the OWN Network begins tonight and she may have to âupâ her cable package so she can watch it. Cassiday is thankful the Buffalo Bills have been winning, because that is her boyfriendâs hometown team and heâs been in a good mood lately because of their record. Sandy is absolutely obsessed with the TV show Breaking Bad, and he is watching it via Netflix any spare moment he gets. JB went to eat at Zax last week as the waitress/bartender there looked like a young Connie Britton, and now he wants to go back again today to see if sheâs working. Alex is a huge fan of Morrisey, and he has a concert coming up on November. He always goes with his guy friends, and his wife offered to go with him this time and he doesnât want her to because heâll scream, and maybe cry while there.
7:20 AM: Senseless survey. Â Some of the questions âMonaâ asked today include; âDoes it take two to make a thing go right?â âDoes this shirt make me look fatâ, âdid you clog a toilet this weekâ, âwhat song did you sing in the shower this morningâ, and many more.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Part 2 of the 4 hour Kim Kardashian wedding event will be on TV tonight. Kristen Davis has adopted a girl named Gemma Rose Davis. David Boreaneaz says having sex with Rachel Uchitel while married in the end has made his marriage stronger. McCartney got married over the weekend for a third time to an American heiress. According to the Daily Mail, Demi Moore has gotten a divorce lawyer and will end her marriage to Ashton Kutcher.
7:50 AM: The average woman will spend around $700 after a breakup. This is usually spent on manicures, pedicures, hair styling, clothing, accessories, and/or vacations. Sandy thought this number was really high, but Sara and Cass thought it seemed a little on the low side. We asked out listeners to call in, and we were surprised by what they did. Kim bought hair extensions and it was $2,000. Julie got scuba certified, went to Cozumel on a scuba trip, and got a fancy digital camera. Nicole got a car, a gun, and a tattoo.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:13 AM: Headlines. Dakota Fanning is going to be a freshman at NYU, but she isnât staying in a dorm room. Instead sheâll rent a 2 bedroom, 2 bathroom apartment that costs her $8,400 a month. Ways grocery stores trick you into buying more money; making sure youâre spending some extra time in line to get you to buy gum, magazines, and other items by the cash register. They also make it smell delicious in stores by pumping in artificial scents into the air to make you buy more food.  Certain brands pay the stores to put their product right at eye level. They stock high end wines to get you to buy more expensive wine. They know you wonât buy the $60 bottle, but they stock it to get you to buy the $40 bottle instead of the $12 bottle.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Hank Williams Jr. has been replaced with Barry Sanders for the Monday Night Football intro. They said he wonât sing, but he will do some kind of video intro. This weekend Tiger Woods was golfing in a tournament, and someone threw a hot dog at him while he was putting. Real Steel was the #1 film over the weekend, and Idea of March came in 2nd place.
8:45 AM: Senseless survey. Â Some of the questions âMonaâ asked today include; âDoes it take two to make a thing go right?â âdoes this shirt make me look fatâ, âdid you clog a toilet this weekâ, âwhat song did you sing in the shower this morningâ, and many more.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Part 2 of the 4 hour Kim Kardashian wedding event will be on TV tonight. Rosie OâDonnellâs new talk show will premiere tonight on the OWN Network, and Cher will be in the audience for Dancing with the Stars tonight. Apple got 1 million pre-orders for the new iPhone in the first 24 hours. The Texas A&M team busses were vandalized this weekend when someone filled them with manure. The baby girl missing in Kansas City is currently still missing. The cops are saying the mother failed a drug test, and that the story the mom and dad gave the police is starting to unravel.
6:00 AM: Overnight stories. The Detroit Tigers beat the New York Yankees last night, so the Tigers will go on to play the Texas Rangers. The X Factor was on last night and the judges will each mentor a group in their own home. The stand out singer of the night was 13 year old Rachel Crow. 3 women from Liberia and Yemen have won a Nobel Peace prize for fighting for human and womenâs rights. A study has come out that found that peopleâs love or hate for Cilantro may be genetic.
6:15 AM: The Week in Review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An authorized biography of Steve Jobs will come out October 24th, and he said he authorized this because he wants his 4 children to know about him, and know why he wasnât able to always be there for them. Connie Britton announced that there is a Friday Night Lights film in the works. People were protesting yesterday in front of City Hall as a part of the âOccupy Austinâ protest.
6:43 AM: Unknown pollâwould you rather give up your companyâs efforts to be green than lose the coffee machine at work? 60% of people would not want to lose the coffee machine at work. Of the Austinites we polled, they were split 50/50 on this topic.
6:52 AM: 2 minute topic--Hank Williams Jr. has issued a statement saying he doesnât want his song to play on ESPN, but really this came after ESPN made the decision to get rid of his song that opens Monday night football. This was in the wake of Hank going on Fox and Friends and comparing President Obama to Hitler. As Sandy always says, âAsk a redneck a question, and youâll get a redneck answerâ. Did ESPN make the right decision or not?
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7:05 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. Ides of March is out, which stars Ryan Gosling and George Clooney. Cecily says Paul Giamatti and Philip Seymour Hoffman really shine, and it has great acting through the film. Grade: B. Real Steel is also out which stars Hugh Jackman playing a man who teaches robots to fight each other. She said it would be good for 8-13 year old boys, but the rest of us will not enjoy it. Grade: D.
7:10 AM: The big game is this weekend in Dallas, and none of us are going but weâll be watching on TV from Austin. Saraâs mom called her late last night very excited about the fact that The Longhorn Singers (the choir Sara used to sing in at UT) will be performing at the Galleria with the OU choir this weekend. JB canât believe people still cruise Commerce Street the night before the game, because it seems so 1950âs to him.
7:20 AM: Coach Brown calls in most Fridays during football season. He wants everyone that is coming to the game to bring a shovel with them. They need to go to Home Depot, and tell them they are a part of the TX/OU Plan, theyâll get a free bag of cement, a shovel, and theyâll all pitch in to build a third lane together between Austin and Dallas. Coach says he always loses money on the trip to Dallas for the big game because Sally loves to shop at the fancy malls in Dallas.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jonathan Prince will be the first man to run a mile on the moon, and we will do it in 2016. SNL this weekend will have Ben Stiller hosting and Foster the People as the musical guest. An authorized biography of Steve Jobs will come out October 24th, and he said he authorized this because he wants his 4 children to know about him, and know why he wasnât able to always be there for them.
7:45 AM: We talk to Charlie Day who is in the TV show Itâs Always Sunny in Philadelphia and was recently in the film Horrible Bosses. He was calling 2 weeks late to wish JB and happy birthday and we took the time to ask him some questions because weâre big fans of his.
8:15 AM: Stories that donât make the â4 thingsâ. A man in Georgia broke into a womanâs car and stole her purse. Her cell phone was in the purse and he took a picture of himself with her cell phone. She had her phone set up to automatically upload all pictures to Facebook, so his picture appeared on her wall and she sent it to the police. What the drink you order on a date says about you. If you order a White Russian, youâre a hipster who is obsessed with the Big Lebowski. If you are a guy that orders a Bud Light, youâre laid back and like sports bars, and if youâre a girl it means you can hang with the guys. If you order vodka on the rocks, youâre too self conscious to order a martini. If you order white wine, youâre most likely an uptight woman. If you order whiskey neat, youâre hot. If you order Jaeger, youâd rather be with your buddies than on a date. If you order an Old Fashioned, youâre obsessed with Mad Men. If you order a vodka gimlet, youâre a nerd trying to be cool. If you order a tequila shot, youâre hoping to get laid, or you hate the date and wish it was over. If you order a Long Island Iced Tea, you have a drinking problem.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Sharon Osborneâs breast implants were leaking so she got them removed. George Clooney was on David Lettermanâs show 2 nights ago and they talked about the gathering he has at his home in Italy. He said Bill Murray has stayed twice, and Walter Cronkite came over once and got so drunk he ended up in the lake. He said they told Cronkite to dress for dinner, and when he showed up the guests were all in robes. When he went to change into something more casual, they all ran upstairs and changed into suits. When he saw them all, he got mad and went and jumped in the lake.
8:40 AM: Coach Brown calls in most Fridays during football season. He wants everyone that is coming to the game to bring a shovel with them. They need to go to Home Depot, and tell them they are a part of the TX/OU Plan, theyâll get a free bag of cement, a shovel, and theyâll all pitch in to build a third lane together between Austin and Dallas. Coach says he always loses money on the trip to Dallas for the big game because Sally loves to shop at the fancy malls in Dallas.
8:53 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Alex has to buy an Aggies shirt for a watch party heâs going to this weekend, something he never thought heâd do. Sara has been watching new fall TV and thinks the best drama is Revenge and the best comedy is Up All Night. Cass thinks Sara needs a new hobby or to get out more, because she was blowing up Facebook all night last night. JB is thinking about the chili he is going to eat tomorrow while watching the UT game because heâs been on a 3 day juice fast. Sandy has to get his boat into the lake
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9:15 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. Ides of March is out, which stars Ryan Gosling and George Clooney. Cecily says Paul Giamatti and Philip Seymour Hoffman really shine, and it has great acting through the film. Grade: B. Real Steel is also out which stars Hugh Jackman playing a man who teaches robots to fight each other. She said it would be good for 8-13 year old boys, but the rest of us will not enjoy it. Grade: D.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jonathan Prince will be the first man to run a mile on the moon, and we will do it in 2016. SNL this weekend will have Ben Stiller hosting and Foster the People as the musical guest. An authorized biography of Steve Jobs will come out October 24th, and he said he authorized this because he wants his 4 children to know about him, and know why he wasnât able to always be there for them.
6:00 AM: A fire started burning in a grassy area in Bastrop yesterday and immediately, the planes were flying and trying to combat the fire. It was 25% contained by nightfall last night. Michael Morton, the man who spent 25 years in jail for the killing of his wife was released yesterday afternoon because he was found to be innocent thanks to the Innocence Project. Adele has cancelled her whole U.S. Tour because she has a hemorrhage on her vocal chords.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Blind people are legally required to clean up after their seeing eye dogs when they poop. Seeing Eye dogs are trained to go to the restroom on command. Male Seeing Eye dogs are trained to pee like females, with their leg down, and all Seeing Eye dogs are trained to let someone touch them while theyâre going to the bathroom so the owner can feel their back and see if theyâre going #1 or #2. Seeing Eye dogs are trained to recognize a signal from their owner in which the dog will pretend it needs to use the restroom, which helps the owner get out of an uncomfortable situation.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The first new show of the fall season to be cancelled is âThe Playboy Clubâ, and theyâre replacing it with Rock Center, a news magazine show with Brian Williams. The iPhone 4S was revealed yesterday. It will be 2x as fast, $199 dollars, 7x faster graphics, better camera, better battery, and has a new feature called Siri, which is a voice controlled personal assistant. Amanda Knox landed in Seattle last night and a crow awaited her at the airport. She spoke to the crowd and thanked them for their support. Last night Kristen Cavallari was kicked off Dancing with the Stars.
6:57 AM: 2 minute topic. Steve Young recently turned 50 and his wife surprised him for his birthday. She had a flash mob surprise them at a shopping center and dance and sing for him. If your wife did this for youâwhat would you do/say/feel? Sandy would say he loves it to his wife, and then when he got alone with his friends heâd say âwhat the hell was she thinking?â. JB would be incredibly embarrassed. Alex thinks it only would have been cool if she has the whole flash mob be his former teammates.
7:10 AM: Great in Austinâplaces in Austin to find a great deal. Sara loves Sam Moon for accessories. Alex loves the flea market out on 290. Cass loves the reverse happy hour at McCormick and Schmick, where you can get a GREAT burger and fries for $1.99. Listener Ben loves Sprouts because they can feed his family of 5 with a weeks worth of produce for $10. Lisa loves Thrift Town on Stassney where they have 50% off most days on certain color price tags.
7:22 AM: JB sat down with Erin to talk about something. She is 41 and has never watched a whole football game. They went to a friendâs house to watch the Texas game and sheâd walk in front of the TV at the most inopportune moments at the game. He said she needs to learn when not to walk in front of the TV when a football game is on. She went to UT and never went to a football game while she was a student there.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A baby in Kansas City went missing from her crib in the middle of the night, and there is an Amber Alert out. A fire started burning in a grassy area in Bastrop yesterday and immediately, the planes were flying and trying to combat the fire. It was 25% contained by nightfall last night. Â It was 25% contained by nightfall last night. Michael Morton, the man who spent 25 years in jail for the killing of his wife was released yesterday afternoon because he was found to be innocent thanks to the Innocence Project. Adele has cancelled her whole U.S. Tour because she has a hemorrhage on her vocal chords.
7:45 AM: The top 10 songs of the 2000âs according to VH1. 10) 50 Centâs âIn Da Clubâ, 9) Mariah Careyâs âWe Belong Togetherâ, 8) Jay Z and Alicia Keyâs âEmpire State of Mindâ, 7) Justin Timberlakeâs âSexy Backâ, 6) Kanye Westâs âGold Diggerâ, 5) Kelly Clarksonâs âSince U Benn Goneâ, 4) Eminemâs âLose Yourselfâ, 3) Lady Gagaâs Poker Face, 2) Outkastâs âHey Yaâ, and 1) Beyonceâs âCrazy in Loveâ.
8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the â4 thingsâ. Today, October 5th is the most common birthday in America. It probably is because New Years Eve falls 9 months before today. A 100 year old English woman was asked what she wanted for her birthday, and she said a male stripper. So they brought in a stripper named Scorpion to her nursing home in the middle of her birthday party.
8:15 AM: 2 minute topic. Rachel Uchitel got married over the weekend in Las Vegasâcould you ever marry her knowing what you know about her already? Alex said maybe, but JB says thereâs no way he could because everyone knows who she has slept with and where. Sandy said he likes to play a funny game with his wife. When theyâre out at an event, he will say âthere is someone in this room I have had sex withâ and sees if she can guess.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A fire started burning in a grassy area in Bastrop yesterday and immediately, the planes were flying and trying to combat the fire. It was 25% contained by nightfall last night. Amanda Knox landed in Seattle last night and a crow awaited her at the airport. She spoke to the crowd and thanked them for their support. The iPhone 4S was revealed yesterday. It will be 2x as fast, $199 dollars, 7x faster graphics, better camera, better battery, and has a new feature called Siri, which is a voice controlled personal assistant. . The first new show of the fall season to be cancelled is âThe Playboy Clubâ, and theyâre replacing it with Rock Center, a news magazine show with Brian Williams.
8:53 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Sara really wants to go to La Dolce Vita so bad but she canât afford the $125 ticket. She is going to volunteer to earn a ticket. Cass is going on a rare date night with her man tonight and canât decide what movie they should go see. JB canât believe Glamour magazine didnât put him in the 20 sexiest men alive article this year. Alex canât believe yesterday was national taco day and no one told him. Sandy canât stop thinking about the new iPhone, and will pre-order it soon.
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9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kelly Clarkson has a new single out and Sara loves it. Last night Kristen Cavallari was kicked off Dancing with the Stars. Amanda Knox landed in Seattle last night and a crow awaited her at the airport. She spoke to the crowd and thanked them for their support. Lion Kingâs re-release has made so much money that many classic Disney films will soon be re-released in 3-D. Â A list has come out of some of the lost and found items at Oktoberfest which includes; an live 8 cm long grasshopper, a Viking helmet, an electric chair, 1,300 articles of clothing, 390 cell phones, 425 keys, one set of dentures, and more.
6:00 AM: Amanda Knox is a free woman after spending 4 years in jail in Italy. She was released yesterday and was so shaken she had to be escorted out of the courtroom. She will fly home to Seattle today. A Round Rock man has been in jail since 1986 for the murder of his wife, and police have found him to be innocent thanks to advances in DNA testing. Today is IPhone 5 day over at Apple. They will have their big press conference today at noon and will reveal the look and features of the new iPhone. Target announced yesterday that they will have a line designed by Jason Woo, the designer who designed Michelle Obamaâs dress for the inauguration.
6:15 AM: Senseless surveyâSara calls unsuspecting victims as âMona from the U.S. Senseless Bureauâ. She asks them ridiculous questions and sees how long she can keep them on the phone.
6:25 AM: Saraâs friend is applying to work at Lulu Lemon, a retail  store that sells work out clothing, and the application is incredibly extensive. It asks the following; what are your 10 year goals, 5 year goals, and 1 year goals in personal, health, and business life? How would you spend an ideal day off? Who would you high five and why? What gets you up in the morning? What is the theme song of your life? How have you elevated someone from mediocrity to excellent? What is your favorite way to sweat? Sara also hear once you make it past the first round, they make you go work out with the employees.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is a rumor that at this yearâs super bowl halftime show Madonna will perform. Jenna Fischer from The Office had a baby, Seth Rogan got married over the weekend, and Elizabeth Hurley got engaged. Dr. Conrad Murrayâs trial is still going on, and the Emergency Room doctors took the stand yesterday. They said they wouldnât have been able to revive him from the state he was in when he arrived at the hospital, and Dr. Murray never told them Michael had been taking propofol. Texas High Schoolers may be facing less 2 a day practices because of the heat.
6:40 AM: Alexâs #1 on his bucket list is to go to the Daytona 500. Sandy checked one of his off in February when he went to the Super Bowl, and JB did last week when he went to Oktoberfest. Another of JBâs would be writing a book, but he doesnât know what it would be about. Sara and Cass want to travel overseas. 69% of Americans want to travel to a specific location. 61% want to achieve a professional goal. 44% want to see a specific concert, sporting event, or event. 29% want to meet a specific celebrity. 19% of people want to rekindle an old relationship.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic; The top ten casual dining restaurants in America are; Longhorn Steakhouse, Red Robin, Cracker Barrel, Outback, PF Changs, Olive Garden, Cheesecake Factory, Red Lobster, Texas Roadhouse. Which one would you like to eat at? SaraâCracker Barrel, SandyâCheesecake Factory, AlexâOlive Garden and Red Lobster, JBâPF Changs, and CassâRed Robin.
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7:05 AM: Great in Austinâpig out spots. Buca Di Beppo, The Cheesecake Factory, The Salt Lick, Buffet Palace, Estancia, and Fogo de Chao.
7:15 AM: Sara took pictures of Alexâs many hairstyles and beardstyles to the 5th grade class at Kiker Elementary school and asked the kids to describe what it looked like.Â
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Texas Rangers have a 2 win lead in the American League playoffs right now, so congrats to them. Hank Williams Jr. got his âAre You Ready for Some Footballâ song taken off TV last night for Monday night football because he went on Fox and Friends yesterday and compared President Obama to Hitler. Amanda Knox is a free woman after spending 4 years in jail in Italy. She was released yesterday and was so shaken she had to be escorted out of the courtroom. She will fly home to Seattle today. A Round Rock man has been in jail since 1986 for the murder of his wife, and police have found him to be innocent thanks to advances in DNA testing.
7:45 AM: We may have found the most annoying sound in the world. Itâs a cat saying âno no no noâ over and over again, and you have to see it. Check the video out on The JB and Sandy Morning show Facebook page.
7:53 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Sara-zit, Cass-costume party, JB-UT game on Saturday, Sandy-canât wait to find out how much money we made at our golf tournament yesterday, Alex-is wondering whatâs next for the Dallas Cowboys because of Tony Romo. Alex is seeing lots of videos online of people burning their Cowboyâs jerseys.
8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the â4 thingsâ. A senior girl in Michigan is the first girl to ever play on the varsity football team at her school. She is the kicker, and this weekend she was playing, found out at halftime she was voted homecoming queen, and then she nailed a 31 yard field goal to help her team win the game. Â A Georgia man decided he wanted to rob a gas station but he was unarmed. He went to the register, asked for money, and the clerk behind the counter started laughing at him. The robber didnât realize that there was a cop behind him in line, and was promptly arrested.
8:15 AM: Sandy asks Cass to explain why bacon is so popular right now.
8:30 AM: Â 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is a rumor that at this yearâs super bowl halftime show Madonna will perform. Jenna Fischer from The Office had a baby boy, Seth Rogan got married over the weekend, and Elizabeth Hurley got engaged. Dr. Conrad Murrayâs trial is still going on, and the Emergency Room doctors took the stand yesterday. They said they wouldnât have been able to revive him from the state he was in when he arrived at the hospital, and Dr. Murray never told them Michael had been taking propofol. Texas High Schoolers may be facing less 2 a day practices because of the heat.
8:57 AM: 2 minute topic. A study found that women wearing makeup are perceived as more competent and trustworthy than women without makeup on. Sara asks the guys why they think this is?
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9:15 AM: We may have found the most annoying sound in the world. Itâs a cat saying âno no no noâ over and over again, and you have to see it. Check the video out on The JB and Sandy Morning show Facebook page.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Fox is threatening to take The Simpsons off TV because the actors wonât take a 45% pay cut. They offered to take a 30% pay cut if they make some money in the back end like the network does. There is a former LAPD detective who put out a book saying that he believe P Diddy orchestrated the murder of Tupac Shakur in 1996. Hank Williams Jr. got his âAre You Ready for Some Footballâ song taken off TV last night for Monday night football because he went on Fox and Friends yesterday and compared President Obama to Hitler. The Texas Rangers have a 2 win lead in the American League playoffs right now, so congrats to them.
6:00 AM: Today is our Bikes for Kids golf tournament, and itâs sold out! We are so excited because that means we have 124 golfers. The weather is going to be nice, and also Sandyâs father and uncle are in town to play the tournament. The Longhorns won their game on Saturday, and weâre now 4-0. The Cowboys lost yesterday because Tony Romo screwed up the game. With 10 minutes left in the game, the Cowboys were up 21 points. Tony threw 2 interceptions in those last 10 minutes and lost the game for them. Arrested Development has a movie in the works, and they will make 10 new episodes for television that will air prior to the release of the new movie.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. 9 out of 10 Billboard top 10 songs mention sex. R&B music has the most sexual references of any genre of music. There are 10.5 sexual references per song on average for top 10 billboard songs.  1 in 3 R&B songs reference infidelity, and 1 in 12 country songs reference infidelity.  ½ of all R&B songs refer to how sexy the singer is.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There have been tons of rumors lately that Ashton and Demi are getting a divorce because they stopped following each other on twitter. Yesterday they went together to a Kabbalah center and had their wedding rings on. Dr. Conrad Murray is on trial right now for the death of Michael Jackson and perhaps the most damning piece of evidence is the doctors said âif he would have called us when he need to we could have saved Michaelâs lifeâ. Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed married over the weekend after 28 years of dating. For the first time in 15 years, Tiger Woods is not in the top 50 golfers in the world.
6:45 AM: Yesterday JBâs daughter competed in her first ever wake surfing competition and got 3rd in juniors and 2nd in womenâs. Â Sandy came by with his daughter Landry and watched, and JB quickly remembered how tough it is to have a 2 year old as he watched Sandy chasing Landry around. Raleigh worked hard all summer to get better at wake surfing, and this tournament showed she is the real deal.
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7:10 AM: Great in Austinâgreat patios. Sara loves the patio and Blue Dahlia on the East side of town. Listener Jeanne loves the patio at Jack Allenâs Kitchen in Oak Hill, and listener Melissa loves Zedâs on Parmer and 35. Sandy likes Verdes by the Hill Country Galleria. JBâs favorites are; Perlaâs on South Congress, Vivo on the East Side, and The Grove over on Bee Caves Road.
7:15 AM: Senseless SurveyâSara, aka âMonaâ calls an unsuspecting victim and asks them ridiculous questions to see how long theyâll stay on the phone.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Arrested Development has a movie in the works, and they will make 10 new episodes for television that will air prior to the release of the new movie. Amanda Knox will get her verdict today. She took the stand early this morning and we will know her verdict after 1 pm Central Time today. She has already served 4 years in prison. Seth Rogan got married over the weekend to his long time girlfriend.
7:40 AM: JB and his dad went to Munich last week for Oktoberfest. Itâs a trip they have been talking about for years, and they finally did it. They inspired Sandy and his dad to plan a trip next summer to Wrigley Field in Chicago. They went to the big Oktoberfest celebration and JB was so surprised by the songs that were so popular in the beer tents over there. There were 10,000 people in the tents and everyone sang along to the music. The first night they went into the tent, JB and his Dad got adopted by a group of 20 something guys from Denmark. Hereâs the 4 songs the Germanâs LOVED and sang at the top of their lungs during the festival; YMCA by The Village People, Whatâs Up by 4 Non Blondes, We Are The Champions by Queen, and John Denverâs Country Roads.
7:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Girls, do you dream more about food or sex? A survey found that 54% of women dream more about food than sex. 1.3 of women think about food more than their man, and 1 in 10 women feel guiltier cheating on their diet than their man.
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8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the â4 thingsâ. A Massachusetts radio station got threats from a 22 year old man name Alex Finnegan who said he was going to shoot up the station if they didnât play music by the punk band Rufio. The police showed up at his house, and he was wearing a t shirt from that radio station, and he turned out to be a former employee of the station. A 57 year old man from Malone New York wanted to kill his ex girlfriend because she broke up with him. His plan was to kill a bear, skin the bear, dress up in the bear skin, break into her house, and maul her with the bear claws. He decided this wasnât the best idea, so he hired a hit man to kill her, but was arrested.
8:20 AM: Sara went to Kiker Elementary School to visit Mr. Whitehouseâs 5th grade class, and she took pictures of Alexâs different hairstyles and beard styles. The kids described Alexâs âlookâ in the following ways; bad hair day, looks liked a fat and fluffy panda, like a llama, like he blow dried his hair with a jet engine, like a sumo wrestler, and like he got a bad hair cut.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tomorrow will be the big press release for the new iPhone. The rumors are as follows; it will be called the iPhone 5 or iPhone 4S, it will be skinnier, shorter, and wider than the current iPhone. It is also rumored to be teardrop shaped to fit better in a pocket. 4 things you need to know with Sara. There have been tons of rumors lately that Ashton and Demi are getting a divorce because they stopped following each other on twitter. Yesterday they went together to a Kabbalah center and had their wedding rings on. Dr. Conrad Murray is on trial right now for the death of Michael Jackson and perhaps the most damning piece of evidence is the doctors said âif he would have called us when he need to we could have saved Michaelâs lifeâ.
8:45 AM: 2 minute topic. What would you do if your neighborâs dog barked loudly all night long?
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9:15 AM: JB and his dad went to Munich last week for Oktoberfest. Itâs a trip they have been talking about for years, and they finally did it. They inspired Sandy and his dad to plan a trip next summer to Wrigley Field in Chicago. They went to the big Oktoberfest celebration and JB was so surprised by the songs that were so popular in the beer tents over there. There were 10,000 people in the tents and everyone sang along to the music. The first night they went into the tent, JB and his Dad got adopted by a group of 20 something guys from Denmark. Hereâs the 4 songs the Germanâs LOVED and sang at the top of their lungs during the festival; YMCA by The Village People, Whatâs Up by 4 Non Blondes, We Are The Champions by Queen, and John Denverâs Country Roads.
9:30 AM: Rich Beem calls in to talk about the golf tournament. Unfortunately he canât come today but he has been in years past and thinks itâs a great tournament for a great cause.
9:45 AM: Weâre off to the golf tournament and canât wait for a fun day!
6:00 AM: Hanson was in town at Antones last night and the fans camped out all day to get in, which makes the guys sad. They donât see how such a historical blues joint can book a pop band like that. Brad Pitt was on the Today show yesterday and Matt Lauer began the interview with a very controversial quote in which Brad said that his marriage to Jennifer Aniston was boring. So now that everyone is bringing up that quote, he has to spend his press tour for âMoneyballâ apologizing to Jennifer. The X Factor is supposed to be the big deal, but itâs not getting the rating they wanted. 12.4 million people watched it, in comparison 26.4 million people watched last seasonâs kick off episode of American Idol.
6:15 AM: The Week in Review.
6:25 AM: Last night was Journey, Night Ranger, and Foreigner at the Frank Erwin Center. Weâre hearing how great the show was from all our listeners that were there, but weâre confused about one thing. Apparently a little girl named Raleigh went up on stage with the band, and everyone thought it was JBâs daughter because she looked like her. JB says it was not Raleigh, and wonder who the girl was that went on stage was?
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 50 years ago the Longhorn Logo appeared on football helmets for the first time. The logo was designed by a local shop owner when Daryl Royal told him there were complaints that the uniforms were too plain. This weekend 2222 will be closed between Mopac and Burnet to everyone except the residents of the streets inside that closure. The crash yesterday on Ben White where a Honda drive the wrong way on the highway and got hit by an 18 wheeler head-on. The driver was a 23 year old female who was intoxicated, and her passenger died on contact. The Huntsville prisoner who had an excessive last meal cause a stir, and now they are changing the rules because of him. From now on in the state of Texas, no one will be able to request a last meal that isnât something that is being served in the cafeteria that day.
6:45 AM: 2 minute topicâwhy is The X Factor a big bomb in the ratings? We think itâs of no fault of the show or the showâs creators. We suspect it just shows that America canât keep up with all of the reality/competition shows out there. With American Idol, So You Think You Can Dance, The Sing Off, Dancing With the Stars, and all of the rest of the shows, maybe X Factor is just trying to make waves but the pool is too full!
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7:10 AM: Great in Austin-Happy Hours. Sara loves Lambertâs happy hour and Alex loves Third Baseâs happy hour. Our listeners love Jack Allenâs in Oak Hill for happy hour.
7:20 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show usually on game days. There is no game this weekend but he wanted to call us and tell us about his plans this weekend. He and Sally are leaving from Houston on a cruise today. They got the cruise free for touring Sun City, and also got a free VCR and answering machine.
7:45 AM: Who is the face of Austin? We asked our listeners their opinion about this. Diane thinks itâs Matthew McConaghey. Sherry loves that there really is no face of Austin, and says itâs what makes Austin unique. Other names thrown into the hat include; Chief Acevedo, Leslie, Lance Armstrong, Willie Nelson, Mac Brown, Sandra Bullock, Stevie Ray Vaughan, and Jb and Sandy. We decide it should be Lance Armstrong, and unofficially dub him the face of Austin.
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8:15 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things you need to know. 5 things that are arouse women; A deep voice, a feminine looking man, men wearing red, scars on the face, and moody men. 5 things that arouse men; women who arenât funny, full lips, dark hair, women wearing red, and long arms.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 50 years ago the Longhorn Logo appeared on football helmets for the first time. The logo was designed by a local shop owner when Daryl Royal told him there were complaints that the uniforms were too plain. This weekend 2222 will be closed between Mopac and Burnet to everyone except the residents of the streets inside that closure. The crash yesterday on Ben White where a Honda drive the wrong way on the highway and got hit by an 18 wheeler head-on. The driver was a 23 year old female who was intoxicated, and her passenger died on contact. The Huntsville prisoner who had an excessive last meal cause a stir, and now they are changing the rules because of him. From now on in the state of Texas, no one will be able to request a last meal that isnât something that is being served in the cafeteria that day.
8:45 AM: The Week in Review.
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9:15 AM: Coach Brown calls in to the show usually on game days. There is no game this weekend but he wanted to call us and tell us about his plans this weekend. He and Sally are leaving from Houston on a cruise today. They got the cruise free for touring Sun City, and also got a free VCR and answering machine.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
9/22/11â¦
6:00 AM: Last night the X Factor premiered and one of the big standout singers was a guy named Chris who just got out of rehab and is a garbage man. He wrote his own song to perform for the auditions, and Simon Cowell said Chris is a star. L.A. Reid said that he has worked with rappers like Jay-Z and Kanye, and they would be proud of L.A. telling Chris that Chris âis the truthâ. REM announced yesterday that they are breaking up on good terms.  The new iPhone 5 will be addressed in a big press conference on October 4th, and it will be the first time the new CEO Tim Cook takes the reigns on a big project for Apple.
6:15 AM: Your desk at work has about 400 times more bacteria on it than a toilet seat. 3 things you never think to clean but should; your cell or home phone (they get covered in bacteria because we take them everywhere), your dishwasher (the edges of the door are a breeding ground for mold and mildew), and the garbage cans in your home.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Frank Erwin Center is doing a show to benefit the wildfire victims of Central Texas and the line up includes; The Dixie Chicks, Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, and other acts. Kyle Chandler, aka Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights will host the evening. Â Denise Richards turned down $100,000 to do a cameo in the season premiere of Two and a Half Men. The creepy actor from Lost who is married to a 17 year old girl will be doing a reality show with her about their unconventional marriage.
6:45 AM: Unknown poll. Pet owners, during tough financial times, do you spend less on your pet? In a national poll, 65% of Americans say yes, they do spend less. We polled our listeners and 0% of them spend less on their pets during tough times.
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7:05 AM: Great in Austinâwhere is their GREAT people watching in Austin? Sandy loves the Airport and also doing a cruise by Hippie Hollow when heâs on his boat. Sara says the Whole Food on 6th and Lamar is the best place to people watch. Listener Carissa said she likes to people watch at Zilker Park, but also used to work at The Oasis and said people would bring binoculars to dinner with them and watch the people at Hippie Hollow while they ate. We then got a call from a listener named Valerie who regularly sunbathes nude at Hippie Hollow and she was happy to tell the guys all about it.
7:20 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Sara has to decide if its time to break up with Grayâs Anatomy or watch tonight and get into the last season. Cass was up all night because her boyfriend works at a bar and he didnât get home til after 3 AM. She wonders how people do it all the time, like people who are married to police officers and military people. JB canât stop thinking about his trip to Germany, which he leaves for on Friday. He has to remember to bring his passport, bring his meds, and his charger. He has to remember to check his bag all the way through to Munich and has to figure out how to avoid roaming charges on his cell phone too.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night the X Factor premiered and one of the big standout singers was a guy named Chris who just got out of rehab and is a garbage man. He wrote his own song to perform for the auditions, and Simon Cowell said Chris is a star. L.A. Reid said that he has worked with rappers like Jay-Z and Kanye, and they would be proud of L.A. telling Chris that Chris âis the truthâ. REM announced yesterday that they are breaking up on good terms. Tonight on TV; Charlieâs Angels, The Big Bang Theory, Parks and Rec, The Office, and Greyâs Anatomy.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. A man was executed at Huntsville yesterday and his request for his last meal is quite shocking. Hereâs what he requested; 2 chicken fried steaks with gravy and onions, a triple meat bacon cheeseburger, a cheese and veggie omelet, fried okra, a pound of bbq, 3 fajitas, a meat lovers pizza, 3 root beers, 1 pint of blue bell ice cream, and a slab of peanut butter fudge. Sara would request the Lubyâs buffet for her last meal. Cass would get steak and scallops, salad with blue cheese, and a loaded baked potato. Alex would have a burger and green chile cheese fries. JB would have Minka Kelly. Sandy would have a bucket of KFC skin only.
8:25 AM: Replay--2nd date update. Josh met Rachel through a sports and social club here in Austin and they really hit it off that first night. She was even cuddly with him, they exchanged phone numbers, and agreed to meet up at ACL last weekend. He said he was at ACL, and tried to call and text her but never heard back. We tracked down Rachel and she said sheâd agree to come on air and tell us why she didnât call him. She said she found out that Joshâs parents were divorced, and according to her, that makes a man ânot marriage materialâ. She says statistically, men who come from a âbroken homeâ are more likely to divorce than men whose parents are still together. JBâs parents are divorced, and heâs been married to Erin for 13 years, and Sandyâs parents are still together but heâs been divorced. They defeat her argument, but she is unwilling to see it any other way. We think that Josh dodged a bullet and is lucky to not have to see her again!
8:35 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Frank Erwin Center is doing a show to benefit the wildfire victims of Central Texas and the line up includes; The Dixie Chicks, Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, and other acts. Kyle Chandler, aka Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights will host the evening. Â
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Great in Austinâwhere is their GREAT people watching in Austin? Sandy loves the Airport and also doing a cruise by Hippie Hollow when heâs on his boat. Sara says the Whole Food on 6th and Lamar is the best place to people watch. Listener Carissa said she likes to people watch at Zilker Park, but also used to work at The Oasis and said people would bring binoculars to dinner with them and watch the people at Hippie Hollow while they ate. We then got a call from a listener named Valerie who regularly sunbathes nude at Hippie Hollow and she was happy to tell the guys all about it.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Frank Erwin Center is doing a show to benefit the wildfire victims of Central Texas and the line up includes; The Dixie Chicks, Willie Nelson, Lyle Lovett, and other acts. Kyle Chandler, aka Coach Taylor from Friday Night Lights will host the evening.
6:00 AM: Garrett Gilbert has an injury on his throwing shoulder and is out for the rest of the season. Dancing with the Stars had its first results show last night and Ron Artest was the first to go. Two and a Half Men had huge ratings for their first episode with Ashton Kutcher. The X Factor will debut tonight with Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell. This show is different than Idol in that there is now age limit for auditioning.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. At any given time there are only about 4,000 people having sex worldwide. Women who get breast implants are 4 times as likely to commit suicide as women who donât. The most common day for babies to be born is Wednesday, and the least common is Sunday. 6,000 restaurants in South Korea serve dog meat. 1 in 7 people will admit to having sex with their friendâs significant other. Boys with old brothers are 3x more likely to be homosexual than other boys. The first U.S. novel mentioning homosexuality was âJoseph and His Friendâ, which was published in 1870.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The LCRA has to decide tonight if they will continue to supply water to rice farmers. They have been selling lake water to these rice farmers in the Houston area since the 1930âs. Starbucks is celebrating their 40th birthday and are selling a shirt for $85 that looks like a white t-shirt with coffee spilled on it. On TV tonight; The X Factor, Modern Family, NCIS, and Revenge.
6:45 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Sara was jogging on Town Lake and was shocked to see a large area of vegetation cut out, and she could see townhomes that she didnât notice before. Cassiday woke up to a new Facebook layout this morning and she doesnât like it. Sandy wonders if Chaz Bono really thinks people are tuning in to Dancing with the Stars to see him dance. JB is pissed at Teri Hatcher, who is one of his long time celebrity crushes. Andrew Dice Clay is shopping a tell-all book and claims they slept together in the 90âs. Alex hates the new ketchup dipping packets at Chik-Fil A.
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7:05 AM: Great in Austin. Where can you get GREAT BBQ in Austin? Cass and Sara love Old School BBQ which is run out of a yellow school bus, Alex likes Southside market, and JB likes Uncle Billys. Of opur listeners; Jenny loves Chisholm Trail Icehouse, Cole loves Berts BBQ on Far West, Jessica loves Smokey Moeâs, and Sandy loves Billyâs BBQ in Bastrop.
7:20 AM: 2nd date update. Josh met Rachel through a sports and social club here in Austin and they really hit it off that first night. She was even cuddly with him, they exchanged phone numbers, and agreed to meet up at ACL last weekend. He said he was at ACL, and tried to call and text her but never heard back. We tracked down Rachel and she said sheâd agree to come on air and tell us why she didnât call him. She said she found out that Joshâs parents were divorced, and according to her, that makes a man ânot marriage materialâ. She says statistically, men who come from a âbroken homeâ are more likely to divorce than men whose parents are still together. JBâs parents are divorced, and heâs been married to Erin for 13 years, and Sandyâs parents are still together but heâs been divorced. They defeat her argument, but she is unwilling to see it any other way. We think that Josh dodged a bullet and is lucky to not have to see her again!
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Toby Keith is the top earning country singer, with Taylor Swift in 2nd place. Dancing with the Stars had its first results show last night and Ron Artest was the first to go. Two and a Half Men had huge ratings for their first episode with Ashton Kutcher. The X Factor will debut tonight with Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell. This show is different than Idol in that there is now age limit for auditioning. Pac 12 commissioner ended talks last night about adding OU and UT to their conference.
7:45 AM: Whatâs in the box? We havenât done Whatâs in the box for months, and itâs time to bring it back. Alex soaked Israeli Cous Cous in water for hours to get it nice and soggy, and then warmed it up before he put it in the box. The girls were so grossed out by the feel and smell of it, and thought it was animal brains.
7:50 AM: 2 minute topic. How do you feel about Facebookâs new layout? Sara and Cass like that the pictures are bigger in the newsfeed and that you can make a friends list for close friends, but hate the scrolling updated newsfeed in the upper right corner. Alex hates all of the new changes, Sandy doesnât mind them, and Jb likes that Facebook is constantly adapting.
7:55 AM: Cass is debating whether to grow her hair out long, which it hasnât been for 4 years, or cut it short again. She is pretty free and easy when it comes to making hair changes, so she posted a poll on Facebook yesterday to see if there was a general consensus. The overwhelming vote was to keep her hair where it is now, as a medium length. She says all those people canât be wrong and is going to follow their advice for now!
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8:13 AM: The top 10 cities in the world to visit based on culture, food, shopping, history, and cost. 10) Paris, 9) Barcelona, 8) Sidney, 7) Siam Reep Cambodia, 6) Capetown, 5) Istanbul, 4) New York City, 3) Rome, 2) Florence, 1) Bangkok Thailand. Harvard did a study that found that most people start to shrink by age 30. Men lose an average of 2 inches in height by age 80, and women lose 3.1 inches by the time theyâre 80. The habits that cause it; cigarettes, alcohol, weight fluctuations, and lots of caffeine.
8:20 AM: BB/BS
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A soldier yesterday came out to his father and videotaped it in honor of âDonât Ask Donât Tellâ being repealed. The Texas Forest Service thinks that the Bastrop fire started when trees blew over and hit power lines. Starbucks is celebrating their 40th birthday and are selling a shirt for $85 that looks like a white t-shirt with coffee spilled on it. On TV tonight; The X Factor, Modern Family, NCIS, and Revenge.
8:45 AM: JB and his Dad are leaving Friday to go to Munich for Oktoberfest. He is so excited but canât believe they are finally going. He says this is a vacation of a lifetime and itâs something theyâve talked about for years. He wanted to know where weâd go with our dad on the perfect vacation. Sandy would take his dad to Yankees Stadium or Wrigley Field because they share a huge love of baseball. Alex would love to take his dad to Arlington and attend a Rangers game because they too, share a love of baseball. Sara said she canât think of anything and feels bad for not having those strong emotional ties.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: 2nd date update. Josh met Rachel through a sports and social club here in Austin and they really hit it off that first night. She was even cuddly with him, they exchanged phone numbers, and agreed to meet up at ACL last weekend. He said he was at ACL, and tried to call and text her but never heard back. We tracked down Rachel and she said sheâd agree to come on air and tell us why she didnât call him. She said she found out that Joshâs parents were divorced, and according to her, that makes a man ânot marriage materialâ. She says statistically, men who come from a âbroken homeâ are more likely to divorce than men whose parents are still together. JBâs parents are divorced, and heâs been married to Erin for 13 years, and Sandyâs parents are still together but heâs been divorced. They defeat her argument, but she is unwilling to see it any other way. We think that Josh dodged a bullet and is lucky to not have to see her again!
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Myloxyloto is the name of Coldplayâs new album, and he says it feels fresh and it doesnât have any meaning. Victoria Beckham lost her baby weight really fast and said she did it by walking 7 miles per day and did yoga. PETA is starting a pornographic website to get attention, and says it will feature pornographic images that relate to their cause. The X Factor will debut tonight with Paula Abdul and Simon Cowell. This show is different than Idol in that there is now age limit for auditioning.
9:45 AM: Be sure to sing up for our golf tournament, where all of the proceeds will go to Bikes for Kids. Also, make an appointment to tune into the show on Friday morning for âJBâs Big Birthday Showâ.
6:00 AM: Two and a Half Men with Ashton Kutcher premiered last night, and they killed off Charlie Sheenâs character by having him get by a train. John Stamos and Dharma and Greg also had cameos in the episode. Dancing With the Stars was on last night and the best dancers were Chynna Phillips, David Arquette, and the Iraq war veteran.
6:15 AM: Senseless Survey.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Donât ask donât tell officially ended at midnight last night, and there are an estimated 70,000 gay and lesbian people serving in the military currently. Also, the 11,000 people who were discharged because of this policy can now reapply for the armed forces. All of the Lake Travis public boat ramps are now officially closed, and the lake is currently only 40% full. 50 Cent has been selling a new energy drink called âStreet Kingâ, and for every shot sold a starving child is fed. Tonight on TV; Dancing With the Stars results show, Glee, The Biggest Loser , New Girl, and Unforgettable with the super hot actress Poppy Montgomery.
6:40 AM: Whatâs the theme? Nina â99 Luftballoonsâ, David Hasselhoff âLooking for Freedomâ, and The Scorpions. All have to do with Germany, in honor of the fact that JB and his dad are going to Munich Germany this Friday. Itâs part of a celebration for JBâs birthday, but theyâre going specifically for Oktoberfest.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. 31% of adults would rather receive a text than a phone call in every situation. Â Do you feel the same way? Sara says no, and always prefers a call. Sandy, JB, Cass, and Alex prefer texting over calling. Sara admitted she calls Cass 3-4 times a day, and the guys groaned at this.
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7:01 AM: Great in Austin: where can you get a GREAT car wash in Austin? Alexâs favorite is H20 on Brodie, JBâs favorite is Finish Line. Listener Jonathan loves Genie on William Cannon, Barbara loves Tower Car Wash in Cedar Park, Debbie loves Green Island on 183, and Louisa loved Final Touch on South 1st.
7:15 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Sara is trying to figure out how to get rid of the stink in her sink. Cassiday is debating whether or not to grow out her hair. Sandy is going to Omaha next week to watch his nephew play football. Alex is trying to decide if he should get the iPhone next month when it become available through Sprint. JB is trying desperately to remember everything he needs to do today, including; getting softball pants for his daughter, work out, and go to the Domain to have lunch with his sisters. Â
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Two and a Half Men with Ashton Kutcher premiered last night, and they killed off Charlie Sheenâs character by having him get by a train. John Stamos and Dharma and Greg also had cameos in the episode. Dancing with the Stars was on last night and the best dancers were Chynna Phillips, David Arquette, and the Iraq war veteran. Â Tony Bennettâs Duets album is out today, and Gavin DeGrawâs new album âSweeterâ is out today.
7:45 AM: Glamour Magazineâs top 5 break-up songs of all time. âMy Favorite Mistakeâ by Sheryl Crow was the first song, and then as we played the other songs, we realized this was a pretty odd list. We didnât agree with any of the songs and think Glamour did a poor job with the list.
7:53 AM: The healthiest things you can buy at the store for $1; buy a weeks worth of oats, buy ½ dozen of eggs, buy 5 bananas, get 1 can of garbanzo beans, get a bushel of spinach, 1 serving of yogurt, buy 1 cup of coffee.
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8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things.
8:20 AM: Cass signed up to volunteer for Big Brothers/ Big sisters and gets to meet her little sister tonight. She is nervous, but excited to meet her. The expectations are that the relationship lasts at least one year, and that they hang out once a week. She gets to take her little on a short outing today and isnât sure what to do. She just hoper her little likes her!
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. All of the Lake Travis public boat ramps are now officially closed, and the lake is currently only 40% full. The lake is currently shrinking 1 foot per week and will continue to do so throughout the fall. Donât ask donât tell officially ended at midnight last night, and there are an estimated 70,000 gay and lesbian people serving in the military currently. Also, the 11,000 people who were discharged because of this policy can now reapply for the armed forces. Â 50 Cent has been selling a new energy drink called âStreet Kingâ, and for every shot sold a starving child is fed. Tonight on TV; Dancing With the Stars results show, Glee, The Biggest Loser, New Girl, and Unforgettable with the super hot actress Poppy Montgomery.
8:45 AM: Senseless Survey.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Great in Austin: where can you get a GREAT car wash in Austin? Alexâs favorite is H20 on Brodie, JBâs favorite is Finish Line. Listener Jonathan loves Genie on William Cannon, Barbara loves Tower Car Wash in Cedar Park, Debbie loves Green Island on 183, and Louisa loved Final Touch on South 1st.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Brad Pitt and the family were in California for the premiere of Moneyball, and they rented out an entire floor of a hotel. Queen is putting together their own tribute band to make sure they are represented properly. Tony Bennettâs Duets album is out today, and Gavin DeGrawâs new album âSweeterâ is out today.
9:45 AM: Please sign up to play in our JB and Sandy golf tournament! Itâs going to be so much fun and the proceeds will benefit Bike for Kids. Go to www.mix947.com to register.
6:00 AM: The Bastrop Football team played and beat San Marcos 48-23. Their banner said âOut of the Ashes we Riseâ, and 4 coaches and 11 players lost their homes in the fire. January Jones just had a boy named Xander. Netflix raised their price and 1 million people dropped service with them. Â AOL email addresses are now âtrendyâ and a status symbol among a certain group of celebrities. Steve Carrell, Tina Fey, Paul Rudd, and Judd Apatow all have AOL email addresses. This makes Cassiday feel better because she has one too! Willow the cat went missing in Colorado 5 years ago, and was found this week on the streets of New York City. They knew it was her because she had a microchip in her body.
6:15 AM: The week in review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jill Zarin, Alex McCord, and Kelly were all fired from The Real Housewives of New York yesterday, according to reports. Casey Anthony owes $97,000 for the investigation to find Caylee because she lied and in fact did know where Cayleeâs body was. The USPS needs to make cuts, and 252 mail processing centers will be closed. 35,000 people will lose their jobs, and first class mail will take 1 day longer to arrive. In Arkansas theyâre on the hunt for a toe sucker. Heâll take the shoes off a woman in public and suck her toes.
6:42 AM: 5 songs Simon Cowell is SO over. He has heard them sung horribly so many times in auditions, and hopes no one else auditions with the song ever again. âAt Lastâ by Etta James, âI Believe I Can Flyâ by R Kelly, âUnchained Melodyâ by The Righteous Brothers, âIâm Yoursâ by Jason Mraz, and âOrdinary Peopleâ by John Legend.
6:55 AM: 2 minute topic. Why do police officers have pagers? Kay called in and her husband is an APD officer. She said they do that because itâs really the only way to get important messages out in a timely fashion to all officer who are on and off duty.
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7:10 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. âI Donât Know How She Does Itâ, starring Sarah Jessica Parker and Greg Kinnear was âcontrivedâ according to Cecily and not very good. âDriveâ starring Ryan Gosling is also out, and Cecily said Albert Brooks is incredible in the film as a bad guy. She says itâs extremely violent, unique, cool, and well shot. She said it was good, and gives it a B-.
7:15 AM: We did it yesterday, and it was so fun, weâre doing it again today. 1980âs movie trailer game. Today we played the trailers for; Home Alone, Fletch , and Goonies.
7:25 AM: JBâs ACL Suggestions for this yearâs festival. Ryan Bingham, The Head and the Heart, Social Distortion, and Chromeo.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Austin isnât allowing parking on the sides of Mopac or on the frontage roads for ACL weekend this year because theyâre worried about grass fires. Dr. Oz and the FDA are in a fight. Dr. Oz claimed on his show on Wednesday there is arsenic is most of the apple juice parents give their children. The FDA is pissed off, and didnât want him to air this episode. The Bastrop Football team played and beat San Marcos 48-23. Their banner said âOut of the Ashes we Riseâ, and 4 coaches and 11 players lost their homes in the fire. A new study found that people who get out of bed by 6:55 AM have better health, perform better at work, and weigh less.
7:40 AM: Coach Brown calls in from LA. They are playing the UCLA Bruins tomorrow and while theyâre in L.A. Coach decided to take his quarterbacks on a field trip. He took them to see all the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
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8:10 AM: Next Friday weâre going to have âJBâs Big Birthday Showâ, and itâs going to be amazing. He is turning 44 a week from tomorrow, so weâre doing a very special birthday show on Friday. JB is nervous about it, and Sandy and Alex promise him itâs going to be very cool.
8:25 AM: The week in review.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. They are issuing full body pat downs at all NFL games from now on because of the guy who snuck a taser into the Jets game last weekend. Â Austin isnât allowing parking on the sides of Mopac or on the frontage roads for ACL weekend this year because theyâre worried about grass fires. The meters downtown tonight and Saturday night are now pay until midnight, so be careful when parking downtown. Austin High is doing something cool-you can park there tonight after 5 pm for $10 and tomorrow all day for $20, and the proceeds go to the band. Â Jill Zarin, Alex McCord, and Kelly were all fired from The Real Housewives of New York yesterday, according to reports. Casey Anthony owes $97,000 for the investigation to find Caylee because she lied and in fact did know where Cayleeâs body was.
8:40 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Saraâthe new Ben and Jerryâs flavor created by Jimmy Fallon with chocolate covered potato chips was not very good. She tried it last night and doesnât recommend it. CassâThe Hybrid Margarita from Docâs is one of the best creations ever. Itâs a margarita with tequila and everclear in it. Itâs delicious and potent. JBâHeâs worried about his plants this weekend. Heâs become quite a gardener and is going on a trip this weekend and wonât be able to take care of his plants. Alexâis debating heavily between staying home and watching the UT game tomorrow or going to a sports bar. Sandyâis thinking about the 21 year old Medal of Honor recipient named Dakota Meyer. He briefly lived in Austin and when he was 19 he saved the lives of 31 people while on duty. He got to sit down and have a beer one on one with President Obama. Pretty cool!
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:01 AM: September 16th 1979 was a pivotal day in music history. Itâs the day that Rapperâs Delight by The Sugar Hill Gang came out. Â It was the first rap song ever, and was a big deal. Our listeners have very fond memories of the song as well, and it was so fun to listen to it, we may have to play it on Fridays from now on.
9:15 AM: Coach Brown calls in from LA. They are playing the UCLA Bruins tomorrow and while theyâre in L.A. Coach decided to take his quarterbacks on a field trip. He took them to see all the stars on the Hollywood Walk of Fame.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Dr. Oz and the FDA are in a fight. Dr. Oz claimed on his show on Wednesday there is arsenic is most of the apple juice parents give their children. The FDA is pissed off, and didnât want him to air this episode. The annual list of celebrities that are most likely to give you a computer virus when you search for them online has come out and is as follows; Heidi Klum is the #1 threat, #2 is Camercon Diaz, #3 is Piers Morgan. January Jones just had a boy named Xander. The Emmys are on Sunday night and Jane Lynch from Glee is the host.
6:00 AM: Yesterday was part 2 of the interview of Casey Anthonyâs parents on Dr. Phil. Her dad thinks that what happened to Caylee is that Casey or someone she was with gave Caylee too much of some kind of drug and she didnât wake up. Kirstie Alley has lost 100 pounds since her stint on Dancing with the Stars and says she is ready for some meaningless sex. She walked the runway at New York Fashion week, and looked amazing!
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Charlie Sheen says he is sober now and thinks the whole âTiger Bloodâ thing is silly. He says he wishes he could take it back now. Tony Bennett has a new duets CD out, and Amy Winehouse recorded âBody and Soulâ with him. This was the last recording she was on, and the album comes out next week. There is a new iPhone app where you can find a home in any city where you can pay a fee and use their restroom.
6:40 AM: There is a local carpet and countertop company called C and C Carpet and Countertop that is offering a promotion that theyâll pay back customers who bought products from them in September if Josh Hamilton hit a grand slam. Well, he did it, and it was his first one since 2008. We had seen the commercial this week and laughed because we thought it didnât seem like a very good offer, because we thought it was such a slim chance he could hit one.
6:53 AM: 50% of Americans said theyâd like a 10 minute recess during the workday. We think itâs a brilliant idea and wonder who the 50% who DONâT want recess are! We would love to take a break in the middle of the workday and play dodgeball, tetherball, red rover, and play on the monkey bars.
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7:05 AM: We play the trailers for 1980âs classic films and see if you can guess what they are. Beetlejuice, Die Hard, Airplane, The Breakfast Club, and National Lampoonâs Vacation were the 5 we played. Itâs funny how different the trailers sound for the 1980âs films than they currently do.
7:22 AM: JBâs ACL Picks for this year; Elbow (Sunday at 5:30), Young The Giant (Saturday at 2 pm), Ray Lamontagne (Friday at 4:10), Foster the People (Friday at 5:30)
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A Lake Travis High School student handed out pot brownies at band practice and is facing felony charges for it. Nicolas Cage says he once woke up in the middle of the night and a naked man eating a fudgesicle was sitting on the edge of his bed. The FBI is trying to figure out who is hacking into celebritiesâ phones and posting naked pictures of them on the internet. Pictures surfaced yesterday of Scarlett Johansen in the nude. A girl in El Paso said she had cancer, and she got a ton of special treatment and money from people. She recently was caught, and it seems like a major cry for attention.
7:40 AM: Replay of the woman who called in last week and said she wants a gay baby.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topicâis it ok to talk about how much your salary is? In a recent survey, 90% of people said they refuse to reveal their salary when people ask. We donât think itâs a very good idea, but Sara said sometimes when youâre making a crappy paycheck, you tend to bitch about it.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: The University of Scranton did a study about how men and women react when theyâve been cheated on. Women worry that their man has fallen in love with another woman, but all the man is worried about is what they did with another man in bed. The National Institute of Health figured out that every person is carrying enough bacteria in their body to fill up a soup can. GROSS!
8:20 AM: We talk to Stacey from Liberty Hill, who has an 11 year old Honda. She loves it and her husband is bound and determined to get her to buy a new car. She loves her car, hasnât had any problems with it mechanically in the last 2 years, and doesnât see any reason to get a new car right now. JB can relate, he loves not having a car payment, and canât justify buying a new car right now. Sandy thinks she should buy a new one, and thinks her husband wants a nice car for them to go out in together because he drives a work van everyday. One of our listeners had a good suggestion; open a bank account and every month put a car payment into the account. Tell your husband when you can pay cash, youâll buy a new car.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday was part 2 of the interview of Casey Anthonyâs parents on Dr. Phil. Her dad thinks that what happened to Caylee is that Casey or someone she was with gave Caylee too much of some kind of drug and she didnât wake up. A Rod and Cameron Diaz have broken up. There is a pack of roving Priuses who are going around Austin and warning people who are abusing the water restrictions. Kirstie Alley has lost 100 pounds since her stint on Dancing with the Stars and says she is ready for some meaningless sex. She walked the runway at New York Fashion week, and looked amazing!
8:45 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Cass now loves Neuro drinks, especially the âsleepâ one because she slept through the night last night after drinking it, and she always has trouble sleeping. Sara is worried about getting her apartment clean for her brother and his friend to visit this weekend. JB is worried he is going to drink too much tequila tonight because his friend Mike is visiting and they always drink too much tequila. Alex is really hoping that UT wins this weekend so his tailgates will be more fun this season. Sandy is worried about his daughterâs day at school today. He knows how hard itâs been on Mom, because she cries the whole way there.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Replay-- We play the trailers for 1980âs classic films and see if you can guess what they are. Beetlejuice, Die Hard, Airplane, The Breakfast Club, and National Lampoonâs Vacation were the 5 we played. Itâs funny how different the trailers sound for the 1980âs films than they currently do.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Toddlers and Tiaras on TLC is walking a fine line lately. First they showed a little girl dressing up as Dolly Parton with fake boobs and a fake butt, then they showed a girl dressed up as Julia Robertsâ prostitute character from Pretty Woman, and last night they showed a girl wearing a corset that was too tight. When she said she couldnât breathe, the mom said âI donât care if you can breathe, as long as your beautifulâ. Tony Bennett has a new duets CD out, and Amy Winehouse recorded âBody and Soulâ with him. This was the last recording she was on, and the album comes out next week. There is a new iPhone app where you can find a home in any city where you can pay a fee and use their restroom.
6:00 AM: Today is Austinâs 85th day over 100 in 2011, and they say we may get rain this weekend. Casey Anthonyâs parents were on Dr. Phil yesterday. The dad said that his daughter is not allowed at their home, and heâd turn her away if she came to the door. Toward the end, her mom was providing excuses for what may have happened to Caylee. She said that she thinks Casey did whatever she did because she has a brain tumor. This was something weâve never heard before. Yesterday they were able to get into Bastrop and assess the damage and the Bastrop fire destroyed 95% of the non developmental area of the Bastrop State Park. Twister is among the finalists to enter the Toy Hall of Fame along with Simon, Hot Wheels, Jenga, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, the Pogo Stick, and Doll Houses.
6:15 AM: A remake of Footloose is coming to theatres soon, and that mean they had to remake the title song. It was originally a huge hit by Kenny Loggins, and this new version is by Blake Shelton. The song sounds pretty much the same except now itâs more country sounding. We heard that Kenny gave it a thumbs up and we do too, itâs pretty good.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthonyâs parents were on Dr. Phil yesterday. The dad said that his daughter is not allowed at their home, and heâd turn her away if she came to the door. Toward the end, her mom was providing excuses for what may have happened to Caylee. She said that she thinks Casey did whatever she did because she has a brain tumor. This was something weâve never heard before. Casey Anthonyâs lawyer is going to represent the man who is suspected in the recent disappearance of a woman in Aruba. Kids 12 and under no longer have to remove their shoes while going through airport security. Michael Jacksonâs estate has made 310 million dollars in the 2 years since his death. Tonight on TV; the 23rd season of Survivor, Americaâs Got Talent Finale, Up All Night, and H8R.
6:45 AM: Yesterday we talked about who weâd want to hang out with if the power went out. Today we talk about who weâd LEAST like to hang out with in a blackout. Sara- Nancy Grace. Cass- Gilbert Gottfried. Alex- Jimmy Fallon. JB- Kourtney Kardashianâs boyfriend Scott. Sandy- Bob Newhart or Mario Lopez.
6:55 AM: Yesterday Sara went to 3 different Target stores to look for the Missoni for Target brand stuff. It created a huge frenzy yesterday, crashed the Target website, and stores sold out in minutes. Â She got a tip online from a listener that the store in Georgetown was still stocked, so she drove up there and spent about $550 on stuff for herself and friends. She said it was a blast and she totally got a shopperâs high off of it, but now is feeling guilty. She wanted to know if she should return the stuff no one wants or sell it on Ebay and potentially make her money back? All of us said Ebay is the way to go, except JB, who thinks she should return it.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Grandma Shook has some words for Tony Romo. She was mad at him after losing the game on Sunday, and said that sheâd like to paddle him. Sara said Grandma just wants Tony over her knee because she thinks heâs cute. Sara also told Grandma about being a âfootball widowâ and asked Grandma if Grandpa Shook had anything he was that interested in. She said he played poker every Thursday night and Saturday afternoon.
7:15 AM: Time Out Magazineâs list of 100 songs that changed history included such songs as; Imagine, Fight the Power, and God Save the Queen. Number 10 on the list was one we couldnât believeââLooking for Freedomâ by David Hasselhoff. We canât figure out if it was just right place, right time for him on this songâ¦..and we also canât figure out why he is a joke in America and LOVED by Germans. We know he performed on the wall when it went down, but he isnât even that great of a singer!
7:22 AM: Songs that were ruined by someone covering it. âPapa Donât Preachâ was ruined when Kelly Osburn covered it. âWalk This Wayâ was ruined when Macy Gray covered it. âSweet Child Oâ Mineâ was ruined for JB when they did it in Step Brothers. âAmerican Pieâ was covered by Madonna and it was TERRIBLE. When they covered âDo You Believe in Magicâ in American Pie, it was a terrible version.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthonyâs parents were on Dr. Phil yesterday. He asked them if they saw any warning signs. The mom said after Caylee was born, she began to see changes in Casey. The mom thinks he had developed a hormonal illness post-partum . Yesterday they were able to get into Bastrop and assess the damage and the Bastrop fire destroyed 95% of the non developmental area of the Bastrop State Park. Twister is among the finalists to enter the Toy Hall of Fame along with Simon, Hot Wheels, Jenga, Transformers, Dungeons and Dragons, the Pogo Stick, and Doll Houses.
7:50 AM: 8 annoying things guys do when theyâre drunk; slap girls on the butt, they try to DJ the party, have trouble getting it up, they sweat everywhere, dancing poorly, not being able to walk 5 feet without saying something declarative, drunk face, pee anywhere. 6 annoying things women do when theyâre drunk; Try winking for the first time, missing the straw, telling everyone you need to vomit, stumbling, asking if youâre a horrible person, and singing âpour some sugar on meâ at the top of their lungs.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. On September 11th and woman from Long Island called Southwest Airlines and said she was going to blow up a flight from Arizona to Long Island. Her threat wasnât real, and her reason for doing it was because her mother and brother were supposed to be on that flight and she didnât want them flying on September 1tth for their own safety. She may get 10 years in Federal prison for this. A man in Pennsylvania has no teeth but was caught eating raw meat off the shelves in Wal Mart. He ate about $25 worth of meat before he was caught, and he has 4 prior retail theft convictions. A midget porn actor who looks just like Gordon Ramsey was found dead and partially devoured in a badger den.Â
8:20 AM: Whatâs on your mind? Sara is wondering how in the heck sheâll hydrate at ACL, Cass is wondering where the hell sheâll park for ACL and dreading how tired sheâll probably be on Monday. Alex is thinking thereâs no way ACL will be able to keep people from smoking in Zilker Park this weekend, JB is worried that his wife will end up changing her mind and being unhappy with the outfit sheâs packed for their weekend getaway. Sandy is worried about the Texas wildfires, and hopes that people realize that another one could happen at any time.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthonyâs parents were on Dr. Phil yesterday. The dad said that his daughter is not allowed at their home, and heâd turn her away if she came to the door. Toward the end, her mom was providing excuses for what may have happened to Caylee. She said that she thinks Casey did whatever she did because she has a brain tumor. This was something weâve never heard before. Casey Anthonyâs lawyer is going to represent the man who is suspected in the recent disappearance of a woman in Aruba. Kids 12 and under no longer have to remove their shoes while going through airport security. Tonight on TV; the 23rd season of Survivor, Americaâs Got Talent Finale, Up All Night, and H8R.
8:40 AM: Grandma Shook has some words for Tony Romo. She was mad at him after losing the game on Sunday, and said that sheâd like to paddle him. Sara said Grandma just wants Tony over her knee because she thinks heâs cute. Sara also told Grandma about being a âfootball widowâ and asked Grandma if Grandpa Shook had anything he was that interested in. She said he played poker every Thursday night and Saturday afternoon.
9:12 AM: Songs that were ruined by someone covering it. âPapa Donât Preachâ was ruined when Kelly Osburn covered it. âWalk This Wayâ was ruined when Macy Gray covered it. âSweet Child Oâ Mineâ was ruined for JB when they did it in Step Brothers. âAmerican Pieâ was covered by Madonna and it was TERRIBLE. When they covered âDo You Believe in Magicâ in American Pie, it was a terrible version.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthonyâs parents were on Dr. Phil yesterday. Her mom was providing excuses for what may have happened to Caylee. She said that she thinks Casey did whatever she did because she has a brain tumor. This was something weâve never heard before. Michael Jacksonâs estate has made 310 million dollars in the 2 years since his death. Tonight on TV; the 23rd season of Survivor, Americaâs Got Talent Finale, Up All Night, and H8R.
9:45 AM: Sandy did a rant about the people who put marathon stickers on their cars to brag. Someone sent a picture of an Austin license plate with someone bragging about their marathon. It drives Sandy nuts to brag that way about an accomplishment. He has ridden a bike 100 miles but didnât brag about it. Alex said his only bragworthy accomplishment was a long keg stand at a Superbowl party. Sandy, Cass, and Sara have never done a keg stand before. We then decided we need to try it tomorrow at 6:40 amâso stay tuned and see if we really do!
6:00 AM: Casey Anthonyâs parents are on Dr. Phil today in their first TV interview since the trial. It will be at 3 pm in Austin. The Miss Universe pageant winner was a woman from Angola. Serena Williams was wined $2,000 for yelling at a referee during the U.S. Open. Garrett Gilbert is no longer the starting quarterback for the Longhorns. Case McCoy will start and David Ash will back him up and rotate in during the game.
6:15 AM: Smithville has gotten so much stuff donated, they need people to help sort it out now, and are very low on help. They need people to donate their time and put in the man hours to get these donations sorted out. 512-237-3287 is the number for Smithville City Hall if youâre interested in helping.
Fact or Bull Fact. The NY Jets were supposed to be called the Goliaths, but the owner was worried people would abbreviate it to âGothsâ. The Raiders were supposed to be called the Senors, but they had to change the name because the local paper didnât have the tilde that does over the N. The man who named the Steelers won season tickets as his prize and then renewed his tickets for 63 years until he passed away. The owner of the Cardinals bought the teamâs uniforms used from the University of Chicago. The Browns were named after owner Paul Brown. The Cowboys were to be called the steers, but they changed it because they were worried that people would make fun of a team named after a castrated bull. The Buffalo Bills considered being named the Nickels or the Blue Devils. The Bengals held a name the team contest and the overwhelming winner was Buckeyes, and they had to ignore it and go with Bengals.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The highest earning man in entertainment according to Forbes is Tyler Perry,2nd is Jerry Bruckheimer, 3rd is Steven Speilberg, 4th is Elton John, 5th is Simon Cowell. There is a rumor that Marc Anthony is sleeping with Jada Pinkett Smith, so in order to try and squash the rumor, Will and Marc went to a Miami Dolphins game together.
6:45 AM: If your power was out all night long what one celebrity would you choose? Sandy chose Christina Hendricks, Alex chose Zooey Deschanel, Sara chose Anderson Cooper, JB chose Martha Stewart, Cassiday chose Aziz Ansari. America was polled and they picked Ellen Degeneres.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:08 AM: Senseless Survey.
7:20 AM: 10 WORST SONGS OF THE 90âS according to Rolling Stone. 10) Whatâs Up by Four Non Blondes, 9) Iâm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred,8) Who Let the Dogs Out? By The Baja Men, 7) My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, 6) MMM Bop by Hanson, 5) Tub Thumping by Chumbawumba, 4) Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice, 3) Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus, 2) Macarena by Los Del Rio, 1) Barbie Girl by Aqua.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. ACL is this weekend and Coldplay is the headliner Friday night. They just released a new song called âParadiseâ that is on their new album. A man was arrested after using a taser in a fight with another fan in the Cowboys/Jets game this weekend. Casey Anthonyâs parents are going to on Dr. Phil today at 3 pm, and itâs their first time speaking with the media. Garrett Gilbert is no longer the starting quarterback for the Longhorns. Case McCoy will start and David Ash will back him up and rotate in during the game.
7:50 AM: ______ always makes a woman look good. Our listeners helped us come up with the following; high heels, wearing his t shirts the morning after, tattoos, a good attitude, fishnet stockings, and a nice pedicure.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:15 AM: Headlines. According to a study, the least happy worker is the 42 year old single woman earning less than $100,000 a year. The happiest is a 39 year old male who is married, makes between 150k-200k a year, has 1 child, and a wife who works part time. In Florida a man flashed his lights to warn drivers there was a cop giving out speeding tickets. He was ticketed for this, and decided to fight it. He got it thrown out due to freedom of speech. He is filing a class action suit to get anyone ever ticketed for this offense in Florida to get their money paid back.
8:25 AM: âI want a gay baby.â Cara called in and she wants her son, who is in the womb right now to be a gay baby. She loves gay men, has a lot of gay friends, and thinks the gay lifestyle is fabulous. Once she found out she was having a boy, she painted the nursery pink and hung up Britney Spears posters. We got a call from a gay man named Antione who said itâs not an easy life being gay, and she should maybe rethink this. He said itâs not as glamorous as she thinks, and heâs been ridiculed and hurt because of his sexual orientation.
8:45 AM: Audio with Erin.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: 10 WORST SONGS OF THE 90âS according to Rolling Stone. 10) Whatâs Up by Four Non Blondes, 9) Iâm Too Sexy by Right Said Fred, 8) Who Let the Dogs Out? By The Baja Men, 7) My Heart Will Go On by Celine Dion, 6) MMM Bop by Hanson, 5) Tub Thumping by Chumbawumba, 4) Ice Ice Baby by Vanilla Ice, 3) Achy Breaky Heart by Billy Ray Cyrus, 2) Macarena by Los Del Rio, 1) Barbie Girl by Aqua.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Missoni for Target debuted in stores today and quickly sold out and froze the Target website. ACL will have a wildfire victims fundraiser. They will have a bus across from the entrance for people to come donate money to the wildfire fund. C3 will match every dollar by the end of the day on Friday. 7 neighborhoods will re-open in Bastrop today and the DC10 tanker and 4 C130 places are staying in Austin in case there are any more fires that break out. The highest earning man in entertainment according to Forbes is Tyler Perry,2nd is Jerry Bruckheimer, 3rd is Steven Speilberg, 4th is Elton John, 5th is Simon Cowell.
6:00 AM: The Bastrop fire is 60% contained and 8 people are unaccounted for, meaning they havenât checked in with the local authorities. FEMA has told people they have 60 days from last Friday to apply for help from them. The National September 11th memorial opens today to the public. There are 2 granite reflecting pools, an acre in size each. President Obama and former President George W Bush visited the Ground Zero site yesterday as well as the Pentagon and the crash site for United 93 in Pennsylvania. Then, George W Bush did the coin toss at the Jets/Cowboys game last night.
6:15 AM: The United States Ranked 50th out of 220 countries for life expectancy. 78 years old is the average life expectancy in the U.S., and the Japanese have the highest life expectancy. How to live as long as the Japanese; Get a yearly check up at the doctor, control your portion sizes (Japanese eat smaller portions and a lot more fish than we do), eat more vegetables. Only 26% of Americans eat their daily allowance of vegetables.
6:28 AM: Sandy told us a few months ago about a place you can go get your phone screen repaired if it cracks. He gets 10-15 emails a week asking where to go and its All Wireless Repair at 183 and Burnet.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The UT Longhorns won over the weekend against BYU. You can not smoke at ACL this year due to the burn ban, which should be interesting. Regis Philbin wants to do a reality show, but he will NOT do Dancing with the Stars. This week is when all of the new fall TV Shows will premiere.
6:40 AM: Coldplay âFix Youâ, Green Day âNice Guys Finish Lastâ, and Rascal Flatts âWhat Hurts the Mostâ. Theyâre all about losing something, in honor of the Dallas Cowboys horrible loss last night thanks to Tony Romo.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Sandy went to the UT game this weekend and was so upset at all of the Longhorn fans who were booing Garrett Gilbert. He thinks that when a kid in 20 and in college, the pressure and judgment that NFL players have shouldnât be a factor. He thought it was inappropriate and not the way college football should be. Alex thinks that if you try to be a star, you have to deal with everything that comes with it. Sara and Cass think itâs sad because ultimately, theyâre still âkidsâ and are doing the best they can.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Questions from the bag. Saraâwhat cartoon character did you find attractive at some point? Aladdin. Sandyâwhatâs the longest youâve gone without sex? Probably 8 months while his wife was pregnant.
7:22 AM: The Loser Line.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. George Clooney is now dating Stacey Keibler, who is a model/actress/wrestler/cheerleader. You may have seen her on Dancing With the Stars in the past. The Bastrop fire is 60% contained and 6people are unaccounted for, meaning they havenât checked in with the local authorities. FEMA has told people they have 60 days from last Friday to apply for help from them. The hambone award is an award given out each year to the most ridiculous pet insurance claims. Harley, the pug from Rhode Island who pooped out 100 rocks is the front runner to win.
7:40 AM: ______ ALWAYS makes a man look good. Cowboy hats, a nicely groomed beard, a winter coat, smelling good, money, manners, a full head of hair, a tuxedo.
8:15 AM: The CEO of Mariott Hotels makes 150 million dollars a year, and his son is 25 years old and lives with mom and dad. He works as an account manager for Pepsi, and he won 107 million dollars in the Mega Millions lottery game. He quit his job, bought a BMW M3, took a golf trip to Ireland, and went to Alaska. American Beers we donât love anymore according to the numbers; 8) Budweiser, 7) Milwaukee Best Light, 6) Miller Genuine Draft, 5) Old Milwaukee, 4) Milwaukeeâs Best, 3) Bud Select, 2) Michelob Light, 1) Michelob.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The UT Longhorns won over the weekend against BYU. You can not smoke at ACL this year due to the burn ban, which should be interesting. There were 2 separate flights yesterday in which they had to take action because people were acting suspicious in the airplane bathrooms. Tom Cruiseâs hit film Top Gun is going to be released in 3-D in movie theatres.
8:40 AM: Sara is a football widow. She knew going into her relationship that her boyfriend loved football, but she had no idea how much. This weekend was an eye opener for her. He watched football all weekend, and ordered pizza 3 separate times over the weekend. He had 2 TVs set up in his living room and changed into different Texans jerseys as the game went on. JB says as a rule, if she marries him, she can never try to change this about him, and she also needs to be prepared for extreme mood swings.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Sandy told us a few months ago about a place you can go get your phone screen repaired if it cracks. He gets 10-15 emails a week asking where to go and its All Wireless Repair at 183 and Burnet.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Charlie Sheen roast was filmed this weekend, and a list of the jokes has come out. Sandy liked this one; âHow much coke can Charlie Sheen snort during a bender? Enough to kill Two and a Half Men.â Justin Bieber wants to be married and have kids by the age of 25. George Clooney is now dating Stacey Keibler, who is a model/actress/wrestler/cheerleader. You may have seen her on Dancing With the Stars in the past. The Bastrop fire is 60% contained and 8 people are unaccounted for, meaning they havenât checked in with the local authorities. Some of the Bastrop schools opened today, which is a good sign.
9/9/11â¦.
Today we will remember September 11th, as Sunday is the 10th anniversary.
6:00 AM: Last night Obama pitched the American Jobs Act, and he had urgency about him we havenât seen before. ABC News then talked about a potential Al Qaida threat against the U.S. that coincides with the 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks. Green Bay Packers beat the New Orleans Saints last night in the NFL opening season game.
6:15 AM: Audio tribute to 9/11.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The fire in Bastrop is 30% contained, but the number may be a lot higher when they have a press conference later today. Last night Obama pitched the American Jobs Act, and he had urgency about him we havenât seen before. ABC News then talked about a potential Al Qaida threat against the U.S. that coincides with the 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks. The Round Rock Express is currently in playoffs, and if they lose tonight, their season will be over. Peyton Manning will be out 2-3 months for neck injuries. He had another surgery on his neck last night, which was his 3rd surgery in awhile. Nike is releasing a limited edition run of the replica of the shoes Marty McFly wore in Back to the Future 2. They will sell 1500 pairs on eBay and the funds will go to the Michael J Fox Foundation.
6:43 AM:Â What the headlines were on 9-1-01 before the planes hit the towers; Joe Jackson was defending Michael as not being a molester, Elton John was going to make a cameo on Ally McBeal, Male strippers were getting insurance on their genitals, Matthew Broderick and SJP were buying a 2 million dollar fixer upper, Lou Diamond Phillips was supposed to debut a new TV Series called Wolf Lake, Mariah Careyâs Glitter soundtrack was newly out, Limp Bizkit was planning a re-mix album.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Audio tribute to 9/11.
7:20 AM: We talk to Bess, who used to be in Saraâs role on the show 10 years ago with JB and Sandy. She was on the show with them on 9-1-01, and that day was very emotional for her because her uncle worked in the Twin Towers. He ended up making it out ok, but the time waiting to hear if he was ok was excruciating for her. She was in the first tower that got hit, and was lucky to make it out early. Since no on was on the roads, he made it home to Long Island in 30 minutes. She now lives in New York and is a teacher.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The fire in Bastrop is 30% contained, but the number may be a lot higher when they have a press conference later today. ABC News talked last night about a potential Al Qaida threat against the U.S. that coincides with the 10th anniversary of the September 11th attacks. Yesterday 5 million people in San Diego and all the way over to Arizona were without power. This was all caused by one employee making a mistake. President Obama signed paperwork declaring Texas a disaster zone, and there is also flooding in the Northeast worthy of the same disaster declarations. Â
7:45 AM: We play the audio tribute Alex produced about 9-11. It has audio clips from the air towers, the hijackers, the actual audio of JB and Sandy on air in Dallas that day reporting live when it happened, and clips of music and voicemails left from people in the towers and on the hijacked airplanes to their loved ones.
8:00 AM: The fire in Bastrop is 30% contained, but the number may be a lot higher when they have a press conference later today.
8:10 AM: Audio tribute to 9/11.
8:15 AM: We talk to Tim, who was JB and Sandyâs producer at the time of 9/11. Heâs a native New Yorker and remembers the day very vividly.
8:20 AM: We play the audio tribute Alex produced about 9-11. It has audio clips from the air towers, the hijackers, the actual audio of JB and Sandy on air in Dallas that day reporting live when it happened, and clips of music and voicemails left from people in the towers and on the hijacked airplanes to their loved ones.
8:25 AM: Where were we on September 11th? Sara was working as a radio intern in Austin for Tony Fly at the time and remembers hearing about the plane crashing from the stationâs traffic girl. Then she stayed the rest of the morning and took phone calls. Cassiday was in her senior year of High School and heard about the crash between her 1st and 2nd period in the hallway. By the time she got to her 2nd period class, a few minutes later, the TVs were all on in the building and everyone watched them the rest of the day. Alex was living in North Austin at the time and was working at Home Depot. His then girlfriend, now wife Andria called him and told him to turn on the radio. He turned on JB and Sandy and listened to what was happening that way.
8:45 AM: Audio tribute to 9/11.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:12 AM: Emails from listeners about where they were on 9-11.
9:25 AM: City Councilman Mike Martinez .
9:30 AM: We play the audio tribute Alex produced about 9-11. It has audio clips from the air towers, the hijackers, the actual audio of JB and Sandy on air in Dallas that day reporting live when it happened, and clips of music and voicemails left from people in the towers and on the hijacked airplanes to their loved ones.
6:00 AM: Austin fire Chief Rhoda Mae Kerr is in Colorado playing golf and has been all weekend. She said she did not come home because none of the fires were within the city limits of Austin. She is supposed to return from vacation today. The Bastrop Fire is still 0% contained, and 2 people have lost their lives in that fire. Last night a DC10 Water Tanker arrived at our airport to help fight the fires. There is a possible arson in the Leander fire and they suspect it was 4 teens that started the fire on purpose. The Spicewood fire is still burning, and residents are starting to head back home. The Steiner Ranch residents were allowed to return to their homes yesterday afternoon.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. There are 5.2 million trees in New York City. 1 in 4 acres of New York City are covered in trees. There is a tree in Queens that is 133 feet tall. 31 states in the U.S. have a Washington County. Franklin is the 3rd most common county name in the United States, and the 1st most common not named after a President. 23 states have a town or city named Springfield. Greenville is the most common city or town name in the United States.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Bastrop Fire is still 0% contained, and 2 people have lost their lives in that fire. Austin fire Chief Rhoda Mae Kerr is in Colorado playing golf and has been all weekend. She said she did not come home because none of the fires were within the city limits of Austin. She is supposed to return from vacation today. Eddie Murphy is going to host the Oscars this year.
6:45 AM: 2 minute topic. Cassidayâs boyfriend texted her yesterday saying he found a mattress by the dumpster, it looked to be perfect condition, and he wanted to know if he could bring it into their apartment. Is this ok? Sandy said men take awhile to learn that once you live with a woman, you canât do the same gross things you did before. JB said men need to be trained, and sometimes donât know what things women consider grossâ¦.this would be one of them. Sara said she would have told him HELL NO, because used couches and mattresses canât every truly be cleaned. Alex said he does some gross stuff, but he wouldnât do this.
6:57 AM: How to train yourself to become a morning person; eat high fiber items and high protein items for breakfast(eggs and oatmeal are two of the best things you can eat at breakfast time), donât stay up past your bedtime, go to bed at roughly the same time every night, let more sunlight into your bedroom in the morning, and get some early morning exercise (even a few push-ups or a quick walk can help).
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Friday we have a special show planned. The whole day will be a tribute to September 11th, and you should make plans to tune in. At 7:40 weâll play the actual audio of JB and Sandy live on the air from that day. They were in Dallas and reporting live as the events unfolded. They will also talk on the air to Bess, their former co-host and Tim, their former producer. Both of them were on the air with JB and Sandy that day. Weâll talk about what we remember and what we have taken away from that experience and we will play tributes and montages for you.
7:10 AM: Austin fire Chief Rhoda Mae Kerr is in Colorado playing golf and has been all weekend. She said she did not come home because none of the fires were within the city limits of Austin. She is supposed to return from vacation today. The Bastrop Fire is still 0% contained, and 2 people have lost their lives in that fire. Last night a DC10 Water Tanker arrived at our airport to help fight the fires. There is a possible arson in the Leander fire and they suspect it was 4 teens that started the fire on purpose. The Spicewood fire is still burning, and residents are starting to head back home. The Steiner Ranch residents were allowed to return to their homes yesterday afternoon.
7:20 AM: Friday we have a special show planned. The whole day will be a tribute to September 11th, and you should make plans to tune in. At 7:40 weâll play the actual audio of JB and Sandy live on the air from that day. They were in Dallas and reporting live as the events unfolded. They will also talk on the air to Bess, their former co-host and Tim, their former producer. Both of them were on the air with JB and Sandy that day. Weâll talk about what we remember and what we have taken away from that experience and we will play tributes and montages for you.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. : Austin fire Chief Rhoda Mae Kerr is in Colorado playing golf and has been all weekend. She said she did not come home because none of the fires were within the city limits of Austin. She is supposed to return from vacation today. The Bastrop Fire is still 0% contained, and 2 people have lost their lives in that fire The Spicewood fire is still burning, and residents are starting to head back home. The Steiner Ranch residents were allowed to return to their homes yesterday afternoon. Anthony Michael Hall went âcrazyâ in his apartment complex and he was arrested for disturbing the peace. They say he is often aggressive and confrontational with his fellow residents, and has even sprayed people with a garden hose. Eddie Murphy is going to host the Oscars this year.
8:00 AM: Breaking newsâthe larger fire in Bastrop is now 30% contained.
8:15 AM: Yesterday Sandyâs daughter had her first day of preschool, and he said it went well. We have his wife Tricia on the phone, and it was a more emotional day for her. She would start crying if anyone talked to her about that first day, and knew it would be a stressful day. She cried more than Landry did yesterday. They said she did great, liked school, and was excited to go.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Breaking newsâthe larger fire in Bastrop is now 30% contained. The union chapel fire is 20% contained. Bastrop schools will be shut down for at least the remainder of the week. The Spicewood fire is 80% contained, and the Steiner Ranch fire is 45% contained. Last night a DC10 Water Tanker arrived at our airport to help fight the fires. There is a possible arson in the Leander fire and they suspect it was 4 teens that started the fire on purpose. Eddie Murphy is going to host the Oscars this year. America came in #1 as the coolest country in a worldwide poll.
8:50 AM: Moms spend on average 1,168 hours MORE per year parenting than dads do.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:20 AM: Friday we have a special show planned. The whole day will be a tribute to September 11th, and you should make plans to tune in. At 7:40 weâll play the actual audio of JB and Sandy live on the air from that day. They were in Dallas and reporting live as the events unfolded. They will also talk on the air to Bess, their former co-host and Tim, their former producer. Both of them were on the air with JB and Sandy that day. Weâll talk about what we remember and what we have taken away from that experience and we will play tributes and montages for you.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. : Austin fire Chief Rhoda Mae Kerr is in Colorado playing golf and has been all weekend. She said she did not come home because none of the fires were within the city limits of Austin. She is supposed to return from vacation today. The Bastrop Fire is still 0% contained, and 2 people have lost their lives in that fire The Spicewood fire is still burning, and residents are starting to head back home. The Steiner Ranch residents were allowed to return to their homes yesterday afternoon. Anthony Michael Hall went âcrazyâ in his apartment complex and he was arrested for disturbing the peace. They say he is often aggressive and confrontational with his fellow residents, and has even sprayed people with a garden hose. Eddie Murphy is going to host the Oscars this year.
6:00 AM: Itâs been a tough weekend with all of the fires in central Texas, and we hear today Steiner Ranch residents may get to return home and assess the damage. Bastrop fire destroyed 500 homes and 25,000 acres. The one near Cedar Creek High School has destroyed 20 homes and 400 acres. 300 homes in Steiner Ranch were threatened, 24 were burned, 20 were damaged. Leander and Spicewood were also under threat due to fire, and homes and acreage were burned in those areas as well. Governor Perry left the campaign trail yesterday and has returned to Austin, and schools are closed in the burn areas for the time being. There are many places collecting donations for the people affected by the fires. They need clothing, pet food, trash bags, food, drinks, toiletries, flashlights, gloves, batteries, and you can donate cash. You can donate cash to the Red Cross online, and we have information up that you can find by going to mix947.com.Austin Pets Alive is holding 50 animals right now from the Bastrop Animal Center, and they need the animals to be adopted and supplies to be donated.
6:15 AM: Sandy realized yesterday how quickly you might need to evacuate your home, and how crazy it is when youâre faced with deciding what is important enough to take with you in a momentâs notice and what to leave behind. If you have time, itâs a good idea to take a video inventory of everything in your home for insurance purposes, and the Red Cross has put together a list of things to put together to have a bag ready to go if you need to evacuate.
6:30 AM: Itâs been a tough weekend with all of the fires in central Texas, and we hear today Steiner Ranch residents may get to return home and assess the damage. Bastrop fire destroyed 500 homes and 25,000 acres. The one near Cedar Creek High School has destroyed 20 homes and 400 acres. 300 homes in Steiner Ranch were threatened, 24 were burned, 20 were damaged. Leander and Spicewood were also under threat due to fire, and homes and acreage were burned in those areas as well. All of the schools are closed today in Bastrop, Leander, Cedar Creek, and some of Spicewood. There are many places collecting donations for the people affected by the fires. They need clothing, pet food, trash bags, food, drinks, toiletries, flashlights, gloves, batteries, and you can donate cash. You can donate cash to the Red Cross online, and we have information up that you can find by going to mix947.com.
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7:05 AM: We talk to friend of the show Steve Present, who lives off Lake Austin and fills us in about the status of his area. He hasnât had to evacuate, but theyâre ready to by boat if need be.
7:17 AM: We talk to one of our co-workers, Bob Woche who is a Steiner Ranch resident, He said as far as he knows, everyone got out of the neighborhood safely. He had to evacuate his family of 6 people, 10 animals and his friends 5 dogs because they were out of town. His home is safe, and they didnât want to go, but they had a mandatory evacuation when the sheriff drove down their driveway and said they had to evacuate over a loud speaker. At 11:50 pm last night, they were told the schools are closed and theyâre not allowed back in yet.
7:30 AM: Since December wildfires have consumed as much land in Texas as the size of Connecticut. Steiner Ranch residents may get to return home and assess the damage. Bastrop fire destroyed 500 homes and 25,000 acres. The one near Cedar Creek High School has destroyed 20 homes and 400 acres. 300 homes in Steiner Ranch were threatened, 24 were burned, 20 were damaged. Leander and Spicewood were also under threat due to fire, and homes and acreage were burned in those areas as well. All of the schools are closed today in Bastrop, Leander, Cedar Creek, and some of Spicewood. There are many places collecting donations for the people affected by the fires. They need clothing, pet food, trash bags, food, drinks, toiletries, flashlights, gloves, batteries, and you can donate cash. You can donate cash to the Red Cross online, and we have information up that you can find by going to mix947.com.
7:50 AM:Â We talk to Police Chief Art Acevedo about the fires. He said when they tell you to evacuate, itâs serious. They can see the fire from the police helicopter in the sky, so they donât evacuate until theyâre 100% sure they need to get people out. They want people to take their warnings seriously, and do no try to stay in your home or neighborhood, and do not try to re-enter the area until they say itâs ok.
8:05 AM: Mayor Lee Leffingwell calls into the show.
8:20 AM: Our boss, Cat Thomas calls into the showâhe lives in Steiner Ranch and was evacuated.
8:35 AM: Governor Rick Perry is doing a press conference from the Steiner Ranch area, so we bring that to your radio live as its happening. Â He said the losses are stunning, and the fire is one of the âmeanestâ fires heâs ever seen. He said itâs great to see Texans taking care of Texans, but itâs sad that these wildfires have become a part of our stateâs story recently. Since December, acreage totaling the size of Connecticut has been destroyed in Texas due to wildfires. He urges everyone to stop doing any type of outdoor activity that could start a fire.
8:40 AM: We talk to Harry Evans, Austin Fire Department Chief of Staff. He said the firefighters work a 24 hour shift, so many of them are working the full 24 hour shift with breaks. In Steiner Ranch, at the height of the even probably half of the firefighters there were Austin Firefighters and half was from other departments in Texas. He said the weather is finally cooperating, because last night the wind died down enough that they were able to fight the fire better. Â
8:52 AM: Sandy is leaving early today because itâs his daughterâs first day of school. He thinks he is mostly needed to be a shoulder for his wife to cry on, but he is excited for Landry. She begins today the first day on a long road of academia.
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6:00 AM: Joran Van der Sloot has been in jail for one year and finally has been formally charged with murdering Stephanie Flores in a hotel room when she used his computer. There is a fire 75 miles west of Ft. Worth at Possum Kingdom Lake area. There was an Earthquake in L.A. yesterday at a 4.3 magnitude. The new flyover on I-35 is already having problems. If you want to access the motor mile, you HAVE to exit at Congress. If you pass Congress, youâre on the flyover. This weekend is a no refusal policy in Austin.
6:15 AM: 6 annoying workplace habits that could get you fired;Â Using the speakerphone when you dial, checking your phone during a meeting, not responding to emails in a timely fashion, complaining about how busy you are, bragging about your accomplishments and talking yourself up in front of co-workers, and not cleaning up after yourself.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan has a new tattoo of Billy Joel lyrics from his 1989 song âI go to Extremesâ. Netflix just took away all of the Starz movies they have previously offered. Austin ISD school lunches are making small tweaks to try and guide students to eat healthier. Also, Lake Travis, Pflugerville, Lake Travis, and Georgetown have made healthy additions.
6:45 AM: Senseless survey with âMonaâ from the U.S. Senseless Bureau.
6:50 AM: 12% of men would give up 10% of their salary to have more flexible hours at work while only 6% of women would. The average amount people would give up is 6% of their salary to have more flexible work hours. Younger people are 3 times more likely to take a pay cut for work flexibility over older people.
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7:06 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. Shark Night 3D is out this week, and Cecilyâs friend wrote it. She likes cheesy, campy stuff, but imagines itâll be not well received by serious film goers. Apollo 18 is out this week, and it wasnât filmed for critics. Itâs supposed to be a Blair Witch type mockumentary about a secret moon mission. The Debt starring Helen Mirren and Tom Wilkinson is out, and itâs about retired Nazi War criminals. She said its C+ worthy.
7:20 AM: Coach Brown calls in for the first time in a LONG time because tomorrow is the UT Football home opener vs. Rice. Â He wants to share some aggie jokes with us because A&M has decided to leave the Big 12.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:40 AM: The week in review--
7:50 AM: 25% of women admits they commit âsize fraudâ in which they buy clothes that are too small for them. Sandy wants to know why. Sara and Cass say they do it because they need a âgoalâ piece of clothing to motivate them to lose weight. Another reason is if they normally wear a size 6, and in some store they can fit into a size 4, theyâll but it to boost their self esteem. 2/3 of women do this because they lie to people about their size, and 20% do it for a self esteem boost. The most common thing people buy in a size that is too small for them is pants.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. 4 things you canât do once you have a baby; wear white clothing, roll out of bed and âjust goâ, read anything with chapters, watching late night comedy on TV. Harvard and MIT calculated flight information. They came up with a short list of tips when booking travel; avoid regional airlines (they have the greatest percentages of cancellations and missed connections), stay with low cost airlines, fly in the morning (before noon in particular) after 12 noon your flight is 88% more likely to be delayed, Monday and Saturday are the best days to fly with the fewest delays, and pick an airline that has a lot of flights to your destination.
8:20 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. Shark Night 3D is out this week, and Cecilyâs friend wrote it. She likes cheesy, campy stuff, but imagines itâll be not well received by serious film goers. Apollo 18 is out this week, and it wasnât filmed for critics. Itâs supposed to be a Blair Witch type mockumentary about a secret moon mission. The Debt starring Helen Mirren and Tom Wilkinson is out, and itâs about retired Nazi War criminals. She said its C+ worthy.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The odd for who will win Dancing With the Stars has come out. The last place spot goes to Chaz Bono and the most likely to win is Elisabetta (George Clooneyâs ex girlfriend). Â The list of the most congested road in the state of Texas puts I-35 4th on the list. Lindsay Lohan has a new tattoo of Billy Joel lyrics from his 1989 song âI go to Extremesâ. Netflix just took away all of the Starz movies they have previously offered.
8:40 AM: Coach Brown calls in for the first time in a LONG time because tomorrow is the UT Football home opener vs. Rice. Â He wants to share some aggie jokes with us because A&M has decided to leave the Big 12.
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9:15 AM: Senseless survey with âMonaâ from the U.S. Senseless Bureau.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. ACL passes went on sale this morning for students, and they had people camping out last night. Itâs a no tolerance weekend in Austin with the APD this weekend through Monday. Justin Bieber is putting out a Christmas album with all original music.
9:45 AM: What weâre doing this weekend; Sara is involved in a 3 day weekend for her friend, Alex will be at IKEA on Sunday from 1-3 with Mix 94.7, Cass is doing a 24 hour brunch party at her friends, JB is going to San Francisco for a wedding, and Sandy is grilling, golfing and hunting.
6:00 AM: Alex brought a taco 12 pack this morning from Taco Bell for JB and Sandy this morning. Weâve all been trying to eat healthy, and Alex is trying to sabotage it. Daryl Hannah was arrested yesterday in front of the White House while protesting against a pipeline that would run from Canada to the U.S. An anonymous client has hired a lawyer and is trying to buy the Kim Kardashian sex tape rights so they can take it off the internet. The TSA in Miami caught a man with 7 snakes and 3 tortoises in his pants trying to board a flight.  Justin Bieber ran his Ferrari into a Prius yesterday but is not injured.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. The phrase cup of joe was created to mock Navy Secretary Joseph Daniels who chose to serve coffee over alcohol at a function. 1 in 3 Texas Rangers home games this season were played in over 100 degree weather. The rest of the Major League Baseball teams only played 12 games this season COMBINED in heat over 100 degrees. Trainers have to use 6-10 IV bags a game to help players replenish their body fluids. There is a Rockwell painting in the White House with the word âniggerâ on it. There have been 262 Blue Angel Pilots and 26 of them have died in Air Show crashes.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kelly Clarkson has a new album in October and yesterday she debuted her new single âMr. Know It Allâ. DPs is going to spend $600,000 to refresh the existing drivers license centers and the goal is to get you in and out in 30 minutes. Â Cedric Benson decided to start his jail time yesterday even though the plan was for him to go in October. With good behavior, he should be out by September 11th. APD says a man tried to steal video games by placing them in a stroller with a toy baby inside of it. They had 31 video games stuffed in a fake diaper bag, and they were caught by employees before they could exit the store.
6:40 AM: Unknown pollâparents, do you feel like you truly canât vacation the way you want to because of your children? Many of the Austin parents we talked to said they do some vacations with their kids and some alone with their spouse, but in the National poll, 97% of people said they canât vacation they way they want to because of their children.
6:55 AM: Snoop is one of our co-workers at the radio station, and his girlfriend just gave birth to their son yesterday. We wanted to have him on the show to congratulate him and see how the first 12 hours have been going. Â He said itâs been tough because he didnât know how often the baby would wake up to feed, so thatâs catching him off guard. They are totally sleep deprived, and he said itâs going to be an interesting experience. Congrats to Snoop and Kathryn on Baby Benjamin Apollo.
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who is surviving this summer with no A/C in their car or home? Our HR guy at work has no A/C in his car, and neither does Sara. Lola called in and she hasnât had A/C in her car for 2 summers now, and canât afford to get it fixed. She does a lot of driving and is in her car most of the day, and we donât know how she does it!
7:20 AM: What does your husband borrow from you that you wish heâd just get his own? Sandy has been borrowing Triciaâs tweezers because he doesnât ever want to become âcrazy eye brow guyâ. She finally has gotten tired of it and it urging him to go get his own tweezers. Rachelâs man borrows her expensive night face cream and her foot scraper, which drives her crazy. Phyllisâs husband has borrowed her nail file so often that she finally broke down and bought one for him.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Bubbles the chimp liked to suck toes, and Whitney Houston said one time she was at dinner and he was sucking on her toes under the table. Daryl Hannah was arrested yesterday in front of the White House while protesting against a pipeline that would run from Canada to the U.S. An anonymous client has hired a lawyer and is trying to buy the Kim Kardashian sex tape rights so they can take it off the internet. Justin Bieber ran his Ferrari into a Prius yesterday but is not injured.
7:55 AM: 1 in 10 bosses who died on the job, died of murder. Sandy said he one time had a boss who if he could have gotten away with it, he may have attempted to kill him. This particular boss was so unliked, that they had to hire a cop to guard his office sometimes.
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8:07 AM: Go check out Vodka Fest tonight at Cool River, which is half a mile West of Mopac on Parmer. Alex will be hosting it, and heâd love to see you there!
8:12 AM: Headlines.  22 year old Ashley McDowell of Spartenburg South Carolina went to buy an iPad from 2 guys in the McDonalds parking lot. They were selling it for $180, and when she got home and opened the box she found a piece of wood with the apple logo on it. An astrophysicist has figured out a new model for loading a plane and thinks he can cut it down to half the time it currently takes. He said most airlines board from the back of the plane to the front, which in his opinion is the worst way you can do it. He says the key is to let people with window seats board first, and then odd rows on one side of the plane should board, then the other side odd rows, then the even rows on one side, and then the even rows on the other side.
8:20 AM: Sandy is under a ton of pressure from his wife. He brought food to work in Tupperware but now heâs regretting it. She firmly instructed him to bring it home, bring it in from his car, wash it out, and put it in the dishwasher. He feels so much pressure that he now regrets even bringing his own food to work.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The partners have been assigned for Dancing With the Stars and hereâs a few of the pairings; Chaz Bono and Lacey Schwimmer, Maxim and Hope Solo, and Derek Hough and Ricki Lake. Â A new study has found that aerobic exercise is better for slimming belly fat than resistance training is. Cedric Benson decided to start his jail time yesterday even though the plan was for him to go in October. With good behavior, he should be out by September 11th. Elin Woods is getting married to her boyfriend of 6 months and there is a rumor that he also slept with Rachel Uchitel at some point in the past.
8:50 AM: Voicemail from the kids. Sandy has a funny voicemail from his 2 year old daughter. She called him and said âhey daddy, I poo poo in the pottyâ. JBâs daughter is 9 and leaves him voicemails all the time as well. This particular set of messages is all about her wanting him to go to the store and bring home the ingredients to make smores. She leaves the first message, and then calls back one minute later for the second message and says âget itâ in a very threatening tone right after she says âpleaseâ sweetly.
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9:15 AM: Anyone listening who is surviving this summer with no A/C in their car or home? Our HR guy at work has no A/C in his car, and neither does Sara. Lola called in and she hasnât had A/C in her car for 2 summers now, and canât afford to get it fixed. She does a lot of driving and is in her car most of the day, and we donât know how she does it!
9:23 AM: Yesterday Sandy and Alex went to lunch at Mandolaâs and Sandy got annoyed because Alex ordered more expensive stuff than he usually would because he knew Sandy would pay for it. Sandy has seen him do this before, and it drives Sandy crazy. Alex added insult to injury yesterday when Sandy was about to pay and Alex ran up with an $8 bottle of Pellegrino and added that to the tab.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kelly Clarkson has a new album in October and yesterday she debuted her new single âMr. Know It Allâ. Willie Nelson released a cover of Coldplayâs âThe Scientistâ. Â Bubbles the chimp liked to suck toes, and Whitney Houston said one time she was at dinner and he was sucking on her toes under the table. Â An unemployed man found $150,000 in his backyard in duffle bags, and reported it to the police
6:00 AM: Dancing With the Stars Cast has come out and this season includes; Chaz Bono, Ricki Lake, Nancy Grace, Ron Artest, Kristen Cavalarri, David Arquette, Carson Kressley, Hope Solo, Rob Kardashian, and George Clooneyâs ex Elisabetta. The âhot sauceâ mom was given 3 years of probation, a jail sentence, and a fine yesterday. She was facing a maximum 1 year sentence in jail. Michael Vick signed a 6 year deal with the Eagles yesterday. Cedric Benson is going to jail for punching an Austin bar employee. He will serve probably only 1 week in jail, which will be during a bye week for the Bengals.
6:15 AM: There is a new trend in which couples are bringing their laptops/iPads/phones to bed and using them while lying next to each other. 20% of couples are spending more time on these devices than spending actual face time together. Sandy says he and his wife do this all of the time and itâs become the ânormâ for them.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Matthew Fox assaulted a female party bus driver in Cleveland on Saturday night. He was trying to board a party bus that he wasnât supposed to be on, and he punched the driver in the chest and stomach. She returned the punch, and is now claiming to have a broken hand. Hillary Duff is pregnant and lost her movie role in Bonnie and Clyde because of it. She is getting paid $100,000 anyways though. The eastbound Ben White to southbound I-35 will open Thursday morningâfinally! The lost penguin who was 4,000 miles from home on a beach is on a 4 day journey back to Antarctica.
6:45 AM: JBâs audio with his wife Erin. This time theyâre talking about their pet dogs. They have Diva, who Erin likes, and Roxy who is hyper and a handful. Erin isnât crazy about Roxy, and she has about had it with her. Roxy chewed up an expensive decorative pillow right before JB turned on the mic. Erin says Roxy has chewed up every pillow in the house and duvet cover. She said sheâs going to leave the front door open and see what happens.
6:55 AM: Words with Friends is Sandyâs new favorite thing. Itâs a game you can play on iPhones and Android phones, and itâs essentially a game of Scrabble, but you can play it with someone on the other side of the world if you wanted to.
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7:15 AM: Anyone listening who has been in the last 3 months of their pregnancy during this hot summer? Lisa had her baby on Saturday and the last week of her pregnancy was awful. Erin is due at the end of September, and they just moved last weekend. She is miserable as well right now. Andrea had her baby last week, and it was her 3rd kid. She said this one was the only one born in summer and recommends fall pregnancies.
7:22 AM: Sandyâs wife was watching Steel Magnolias on TV and he knew sheâd cry, so he secretly started videotaping her with his phone. When she realized he was doing this, she got so mad and threw a pillow at him as she chased him out of the room.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Dancing With the Stars Cast has come out and this season includes; Chaz Bono, Ricki Lake, Nancy Grace, Ron Artest, Kristen Cavalarri, David Arquette, Carson Kressley, Hope Solo, Rob Kardashian, and George Clooneyâs ex Elisabetta. In Yellowstone a man was found dead on a trail and he was killed by a bear. This was the second person killed by a bear this year in Yellowstone. . Cedric Benson is going to jail for punching an Austin bar employee. He will serve probably only 1 week in jail, which will be during a bye week for the Bengals.
7:40 AM: What are you waiting for? Alex is waiting to find out how heâll be able to watch the UT game on TV on Saturday. Sara is waiting for her friendâs 3 day wedding this weekend. Patty in Buda is waiting on finding her new place to live in Minneapolis this weekend. She is moving there for work and is going up to look this weekend. Ryan from Hutto is waiting on Deer Season and itâs killing him. Wendy from Dripping Springs is waiting to find out if the 5 foot long fish she caught qualifies for a state record.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. Facebook has some new applications. For Google chrome, there is an app that will automatically say Happy Birthday to your friend on Facebook for you. There is also a new app called Open Book that will help you search hot topics and find out what they are.
8:20 AM: Second date update. Lisa called in to see if we could figure out why Rick never called her after their first date. They met online, and went on a date about a week ago and she thought it went really well. We got Rick on the phone, and he explained why she didnât hear from him again. He said she misrepresented the way she looks by sending him really old pictures of herself from about 100 pounds ago.
8:45 AM: Jenn Gotzon is an actress who is starring in the film Dooby, which Sandy has a very small role in. The film is about a man who comes to a small Texas town at the right time and making a difference. Itâs a mystery/drama/thriller with some romance, and itâs been compared as a mix of Crazy Heart and Itâs a Wonderful Life. Sandy will get to see it tonight, but it wonât be released until early 2012.
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9:05 AM: JBâs audio with his wife Erin. This time theyâre talking about their pet dogs. They have Diva, who Erin likes, and Roxy who is hyper and a handful. Erin isnât crazy about Roxy, and she has about had it with her. Roxy chewed up an expensive decorative pillow right before JB turned on the mic. Erin says Roxy has chewed up every pillow in the house and duvet cover. She said sheâs going to leave the front door open and see what happens.
9:15 AM: What are you waiting for? Alex is waiting to find out how heâll be able to watch the UT game on TV on Saturday. Sara is waiting for her friendâs 3 day wedding this weekend. Patty in Buda is waiting on finding her new place to live in Minneapolis this weekend. She is moving there for work and is going up to look this weekend. Ryan from Hutto is waiting on Deer Season and itâs killing him. Wendy from Dripping Springs is waiting to find out if the 5 foot long fish she caught qualifies for a state record.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Matthew Fox assaulted a female party bus driver in Cleveland on Saturday night. He was trying to board a party bus that he wasnât supposed to be on, and he punched the driver in the chest and stomach. She returned the punch, and is now claiming to have a broken hand. The eastbound Ben White to southbound I-35 will open Thursday morningâfinally!
9:45 AM: Tomorrow morning; unknown poll, replay of todayâs 2nd date update, my part of town, and Sandyâs under extreme pressure. All that and much much more tomorrow!
6:00 AM: Beyonce is pregnant, and showed off her bump at the VMAâs last night. Kanye West and Jay-Z were hanging out together in the front row the entire night drinking, and after she performed, she pulled open her jacket and showed off the bump. They then cut to the boys in the front row and Jay-Z was glowing. Weâre not sure if it was fatherly pride or the fact he was drinking all night. Lady Gaga tried to get attention in a different way than she usually does, by dressing as her alter ego, a man named Jo Calderone. Katy Perry won video of the year for âFireworkâ and she won best collaboration for âETâ with Kanye West. Hurricane Irene was the big story over the weekend and 4 million people are still without power. They say that airports should be re-opened by this weekend.
6:15 AM: Whatâs the theme? Fleetwood Mac, Aerosmith, and Willie Nelson. Â They all share a scarf or bandad being an essential part of their act and look.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beyonce is pregnant, and showed off her bump at the VMAâs last night. Kanye West and Jay-Z were hanging out together in the front row the entire night drinking, and after she performed, she pulled open her jacket and showed off the bump. They then cut to the boys in the front row and Jay-Z was glowing. Weâre not sure if it was fatherly pride or the fact he was drinking all night. Lady Gaga tried to get attention in a different way than she usually does, by dressing as her alter ego, a man named Jo Calderone. The Austin Humane Society is offering free pet adoption today because their air conditioning is out. There is a copycat of the bike groper who is groping people on the UT Campus. He rides a bike and rides by women and gropes them. The new Madden NFL 12 is out tomorrow on all major gaming consoles. A new state law goes into effect September 1st that requires boaters to take a 6 hour boating safety course.
6:45 AM: JB and Sandy were presenting an award on Saturday night in the Austin Fashion Awards. The hostess of the evening was introducing the guys and said âthey need no introduction, these guys are about to be indicted into the Texas Radio Hall of Fameââ¦even though she should have said âinductedâ. They said it was a beautiful event, with lots of pretty people, and the Moody Theatre was an amazing venue.
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who is a teacher that has ever been hit on by a student? We got a call from a female teacher who was coaching at the time, and one of her female students wrote her a letter professing her love for the coach and wishing they could be together.
7:15 AM: We found a hilarious video from Hurricane Irene coverage this weekend. The weathermen all got put outside to report from the scene and it often seemed they were grasping at straws to try and find something to report about. They often were making mountains out of molehills while live reporting. Â One reporter in North Carolina said âas Iâm looking down the beach, I see lots of debris. The beach is filled with sand.â
7:25 AM: Senseless Survey.
7:35 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beyonce is pregnant, and showed off her bump at the VMAâs last night. Kanye West and Jay-Z were hanging out together in the front row the entire night drinking, and after she performed, she pulled open her jacket and showed off the bump. They then cut to the boys in the front row and Jay-Z was glowing. Weâre not sure if it was fatherly pride or the fact he was drinking all night. Hurricane Irene was the big story over the weekend and 4 million people are still without power. They say that airports should be re-opened by this weekend. One of the reporters was standing in raw sewage and didnât know what it was.
7:40 AM: We found a hilarious video from Hurricane Irene coverage this weekend. The weathermen all got put outside to report from the scene and it often seemed they were grasping at straws to try and find something to report about. They often were making mountains out of molehills while live reporting. Â One reporter in North Carolina said âas Iâm looking down the beach, I see lots of debris. The beach is filled with sand.â
7:45 AM: Anyone listening who was expelled from school? Scott was at age 17 when he hit on his government teacher and got expelled from school. Shawn got kicked out of school for being into drugs, bringing a gun to school, and throwing a desk at the principal. He is now a successful businessman who graduated Suma Cum Laude from business school. Linda just wasnât interested in school, and got expelled at age 17. The funny thing is sheâs now a teacher in Georgetown.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. Bad parenting makes kids 8x more likely at age 16 than kids who have good parents. The parenting approach that works best is to be loving with them until they turn 10, and then crack the whip once theyâre over 10. Give them tough love and when they turn 15, give them lots of supervision. Kids who ate dinner with their families every night were more likely to behave than other kids. A teen girl got pulled over by a state trooper in Idaho, and the girl told him âIâm 30 weeks pregnant and Iâve just gone into laborâ. It turns out she had just grabbed stuff that was in her car, and stuffed it up her shirt. She was charged for inattentive driving and obstruction of a police officer.
8:20 AM: 336-2088 is the number for the Loser Line. Give it out when a loser is hitting on you. When they call and leave a voicemail for you, we get it, record it, and play it on the show on Mondays.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beyonce is pregnant, and showed off her bump at the VMAâs last night. The Austin Humane Society is offering free pet adoption today because their air conditioning is out. 4 million people are without power because of Hurricane Irene and they say it could take weeks to get their power back on. A 30 foot statue is being erected on the National Mall in D.C. of Martin Luther King Jr. Two grown Illinois people (22 and 23 year old man and woman) have spent 2 years suing their mother for bad parenting, and were asking $50,000 each for emotional damages. They were suing her on the following grounds; she sent them bad birthday cards, she made them wear their seatbelts in childhood, she didnât send good college care packages, she didnât buy an expensive dress the daughter wanted, and she called and made her daughter come home at midnight from a prom after party in high school. After 2 years of putting the mother through this, a judge finally dismissed the case. The kids live with their lawyer father, who was having them sue her as his ultimate revenge on her after their divorce.
8:45 AM: The Round Rock Express has made it to the playoffs, so we wanted to talk to Reid Ryan this morning. They have home games Friday-Monday and then the playoffs start next week. We think everyone should go out to a game at least once a year, and itâs a great thing for families to do together.
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9:15 AM: Anyone listening who was expelled from school? Scott was at age 17 when he hit on his government teacher and got expelled from school. Shawn got kicked out of school for being into drugs, bringing a gun to school, and throwing a desk at the principal. He is now a successful businessman who graduated Suma Cum Laude from business school. Linda just wasnât interested in school, and got expelled at age 17. The funny thing is sheâs now a teacher in Georgetown.
9:30 AM: Â 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beyonce is pregnant, and showed off her bump at the VMAâs last night. Last night Lady Gaga was dressed as her male alter Ego and hit on Britney Spears and tried to kiss her.
9:45 AM: On tomorrowâs showâhow long the average man lasts during sex, Erin Hager audio, and Sandy got caught taping his wife while she was watching Terms on Endearment.
6:00 AM: Yesterday we set the record for the hottest summer ever in Central Texas, and today will be our 71st day over 100 degrees. Steve Jobs resigned as CEO of Apple yesterday, and he will be replaced by Tim Cook. He did this because he said he has reached the day he cannot perform his duties to the fullest and decided to step down. Residents near North Carolinaâs outer banks are evacuating in anticipation of Hurricane Ireneâs arrival. There was an earthquake in Lima Peru yesterday. The animals at the National Zoo in Washington sensed the earthquake 15 minutes before it occurred on Tuesday. Rick Perry is leading the poll in the Republican Party right now with a 12 point lead over Mitt Romney. Austin Energy is urging everyone to cut back their energy usage from 3-7 pm today because they had power outages yesterday near downtown. Â This morning 24 new cow statues will be around Austin, and Saraâs favorite one is the disco ball cow in front of Whole Foods.
6:15 AM: Questions from the bag. Alex, if you had to eat at one Austin restaurant (all 3 meals a day) for the rest of your life, where would it be? Alex chose Applebeeâs, which we teased him relentlessly about.  He says at Applebeeâs he feels like he can just be himself. One time he took JB there, and JB says when they walked in everyone greeted Alex like it was his own personal version of âCheersâ. He loves the riblet platter, and the best time of his life was when they had all you can eat riblets. He says the drinks are also really cheap, and you canât beat it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jim Carrey made a video recently professing his love for Emma Stone, and itâs a bit creepy. Sandy thinks Jim Carrey is not funny at all, and we donât agree with him. LeeAnne Rimes has been under fire lately for being âtoo skinnyâ, and while she was eating dinner with her husband, someone came up to her and said âeat somethingâ. Monday they will officially announce the cast of Dancing With the Stars, and itâs rumored that Chas Bono will be a member of the cast. Â The most powerful woman in the world according to Forbes is the chancellor of Germany, and Hillary Clinton is #2.
6:45 AM: 2 minute topicâif 13 people go to dinner for someoneâs birthday, how do you deal with the check? Last night Sandy was in this situation, and the birthday boy ended up picking up the check for the whole table. Sandy said it was really nice of him, and it was great because it prevented the drama that comes with splitting up a check, but he did feel bad because when they tried to chip in, he wouldnât let them.
6:55 AM: Cindy needs some juju for her daughter. She is trying out for the 7th grade volleyball team today at Cedar Park Middle School. These days kids do try outs before school, and sheâll find out tomorrow after school if she made the team.
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7:10 AM: âI canât believe I used to ______â. Sandy canât believe he thought Survivor was a REALLY awesome band, and he also canât believe how much he was into pro wrestling (like the WWF and WWE kind). Sara canât believe how much she loved Lance Bass from NâSYNC, but we think she still loves him now just as much as she did then. Alex canât believe he wanted to be black so badly that he dressed like Boyz 2 Men, DJ Jazzy Jeff, and Kriss Kross. He loved Boyz 2 Men the most, and tried to get together his friends to start a singing group. He also wore overall backward like Kriss Kross did and had tiny braids in his hair. JB canât believe that he would rush home every Thursday night to watch Friends. He would leave wherever he was to make it home in time to watch Friends and thought it was really funny.
7:20 AM: Interview with an Intern. Â Interview with an intern is a newer bit where we book an interview and tell the person theyâre being interviewed by an intern and see how they react. Today Sara and Cass teamed up and pretended to be interns named Peanut Butter and Jelly and interviewed Danny Inferno, a wrestler. Â
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday we set the record for the hottest summer ever in Central Texas, and today will be our 71st day over 100 degrees. Steve Jobs resigned as CEO of Apple yesterday, and he will be replaced by Tim Cook. He did this because he said he has reached the day he cannot perform his duties to the fullest and decided to step down. Â Residents near North Carolinaâs outer banks are evacuating in anticipation of Hurricane Ireneâs arrival. Ben is going to be the new bachelor, and he was the guy who was just rejected by Ashley on the last season of The Bachelorette.
7:40 AM: My neighborhood. Â Yesterday Sara and Alex went to Kyle on the recommendation of a listener. They thought it was really cute and quaint, and reminded Alex of the first time he ever saw Fredericksburg. They saw Railroad BBQ and went there because the parking lot was filled with 30 State Trooper cars.
7:50 AM: Would you rather endure 45 seconds of an earthquake like the one that happened on the East Coast, or endure 70 days over 100 degrees in Austin? We all chose earthquake.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. Facebook will be making a change soon, and we all agree it sounds like a good one. Â They will soon add a feature where you have to approve it before someone can tag you in a picture on facebook. A study has come out that says the best thing to consume after a workout is non-alcoholic beer (cue sad trombone).
8:20 AM: Whatâs the theme--Spoon, Bob Schneider, and Stevie Ray Vaughan. Â They are all Austin based artists.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jim Carrey made a video recently professing his love for Emma Stone, and itâs a bit creepy. Sandy thinks Jim Carrey is not funny at all, and we donât agree with him. Monday they will officially announce the cast of Dancing With the Stars, and itâs rumored that Chas Bono will be a member of the cast. Old Navy has to send back 20,000 shirts after they accidentally printed âLets go Blueâ instead of âLetâs go Blueâ.
8:40 AM: Interview with an Intern. Â Interview with an intern is a newer bit where we book an interview and tell the person theyâre being interviewed by an intern and see how they react. Today Sara and Cass teamed up and pretended to be interns named Peanut Butter and Jelly and interviewed Danny Inferno, a wrestler. Â
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9:15 AM: My neighborhood. Â Yesterday Sara and Alex went to Kyle on the recommendation of a listener. They thought it was really cute and quaint, and reminded Alex of the first time he ever saw Fredericksburg. They saw Railroad BBQ and went there because the parking lot was filled with 30 State Trooper cars.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The most powerful woman in the world according to Forbes is the chancellor of Germany, and Hillary Clinton is #2.  Steve Jobs resigned as CEO of Apple yesterday, and he will be replaced by Tim Cook. He did this because he said he has reached the day he cannot perform his duties to the fullest and decided to step down.  Austin Energy is urging everyone to cut back their energy usage from 3-7 pm today because they had power outages yesterday near downtown.  This morning 24 new cow statues will be around Austin, and Saraâs favorite one is the disco ball cow in front of Whole Foods.
9:45 AM: Tomorrow on the show; The summer in review, Cass will put a tarantula on her face (we think), and Cecily Knobler will review the latest films out.
6:00 AM: Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are pregnant with their 3rd child. David Letterman last night commented on his show about the Jihadist websites that are threatening his safety. One guy wants to cut his tongue out, and he says he wishes he had a nickel for every time someone wanted to do that to him. Jerry Leiber passed away yesterday, and he is half of the songwriting duo Leiber and Stoller who wrote Hound Dog, On Broadway, Stand By Me, and many other songs. There are now only 5 public boat ramps available in all of the lakes in the highland lakes chain, meaning we are seriously having water issues.Â
6:15 AM: Whatâs the theme? âFallinâ by Phoenix, âDa Da Daâ by Trio, and Vampire Weekendâs âHolidayâ. Â Scott in Temple got it right, with the fact that all of the songs were in well known car commercials.
6:25 AM: Yesterday Sandy played in a golf tournament that benefits the Boys and Girls Club of Central Austin. He also got to meet Hollywood Henderson, Ed âtoo tallâ Jones, and Spud Webb, who all played in the tournament. If you want to see his pictures, theyâre on Sandyâs Facebook page, and youâll be amazed at how short and small Sandy looks while standing next to âtoo tallâ.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Comal and Guadalupe have both banned aluminum cans plastic bottles, food trash, and any disposable containers on the water for people floating in tubes. Only non-disposable containers will be allowed from now on. Kate Winslet was hanging out on Richard Bransonâs island, and when lightning struck and set fire to the island, she ran up and saved Bransonâs 90 year old mother. There was a fight in an intersection in Manhattanâs lower east side, and Ryan Gosling walked up and stopped the fight.
6:40 AM: Katy Perry had 5 #1 hits off the same album, and only one other person has done this (Michael Jackson with the âBadâ album). We heard her next single is going to be âPeacockâ, but Cass who is a big fan of Katyâs thinks that âNot Like the Moviesâ could be her next big hit.
6:50 AM: 3 weird ways your body can tell you something may be wrong with your health;
1)Â Â Â Â Â Your eyebrows should go past the outside corner of your eye, and if not it may be a sign of thyroid issues.
2)Â Â Â Â Â Women with ring fingers longer than their index fingers are 2x as likely to have arthritis.
3)Â Â Â Â Â Yellow fingernails can mean infection or diabetes.
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening whose child got in trouble on the first day of school? Edwin from San Marcos called in because his son got in trouble on the first day of kindergarten for hitting a kid with his lunchbox. Jessie got in trouble yesterday because her counselor said
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan was invite to Kim Kardashianâs wedding and wore an all white dress that Pippa Middleton wore in the royal wedding. The actor that plays Bobby on Mad Men is being replaced, and he warned the new actor to steer clear of January Jones. He said everyone is nice and she is not approachable.  David Letterman last night commented on his show about the Jihadist websites that are threatening his safety. One guy wants to cut his tongue out, and he says he wishes he had a nickel for every time someone wanted to do that to him. Jennifer Garner and Ben Affleck are pregnant with their 3rd child.
7:40 AM: The Loser Line is 336-2088, and itâs a number you can give out to people who are bugging you at the bar or club but youâre not interested in them. If they call this number, the messages will come to us and we play them on the radio.
7:48 AM: 2 minute topic. A female listener found out that her boyfriend of 3 months has a profile on Match.com. What should she do? Cass says run away, but we all agreed she definitely needs to address it with him. Alex wants to give the guy the benefit of the doubt, but Sara and Cass say that once itâs exclusive the account should be hidden or taken down. Youâre still paying for it and getting email notifications otherwise, so thereâs no reason to have it up still if youâre settled down with one woman.
7:50 AM: Saraâs back to school audio. Sara went to Zilker Elementary and asked the first graders about their upcoming school year. They are excited, and one said that itâs too hot outside to get excited about recess this year. They are looking forward to learning every day and spending time with their friends.
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8:10 AM: There is a 1 in 5 chance that married women are emotionally cheating on their husband with their dog. A study at Ohio State studied more than 10,000 people and found that women are most likely to pack on weight 2 years into a marriage. The reason is because women have a larger role around the house and have less time to work out and stay fit. For men, they are most likely to gain weight 2 years after they get divorced because they donât have wives reminding them to eat, go to the doctor, work out, etc.
8:15 AM: Questions from the bag. Cassiday, if you could remove any memory from you life what would it be? When she was in first grade her mom made her wear a dress to school on her birthday, and the gym teacher made her do a cartwheel in the dress in front of the whole class. They all saw her underwear and she was so upset, she went home early from school that day. JB what is your biggest regret? Living with a woman who wasnât right for him for too long is his biggest regret. He regrets it because he felt like he wasted a lot of years with her. Sara, who in this room have you been attracted to if even for just a moment? She said nobody but then said Alex is her typen and maybe she was attracted for JB when she first got hired.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A 7th person has died from the stage crash about a week ago at the Indiana State Fair. The Comal and Guadalupe have both banned aluminum cans plastic bottles, food trash, and any disposable containers on the water for people floating in tubes. Only non-disposable containers will be allowed from now on. Kate Winslet was hanging out on Richard Bransonâs island, and when lightning struck and set fire to the island, she ran up and saved Bransonâs 90 year old mother. There was a fight in an intersection in Manhattanâs lower east side, and Ryan Gosling walked up and stopped the fight.
8:45 AM: Breaking news: Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are separating after 13 years of marriage. This is shocking to all of us, as they seemed like the one celebrity couple whoâd make it. Will has always been very open in interviews, saying that divorce would never be an option for them. They have 2 kids together, and Will has a son from a previous marriage as well.
8:55 AM: 2 minute topicâis scheduling sex with your partner a good or bad thing? Cass thinks it can work, because it gives you something to look forward to all day, but it takes a bit of the fun an spontaneity out of it. Sandy and Alex love the concept, but JB doesnât like it.
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9:15 AM: Katy Perry had 5 #1 hits off the same album, and only one other person has done this (Michael Jackson with the âBadâ album). We heard her next single is going to be âPeacockâ, but Cass who is a big fan of Katyâs thinks that âNot Like the Moviesâ could be her next big hit.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Will Smith and Jada Pinkett Smith are separating after 13 years of marriage. This is shocking to all of us, as they seemed like the one celebrity couple whoâd make it. Will has always been very open in interviews, saying that divorce would never be an option for them. They have 2 kids together, and Will has a son from a previous marriage as well. Â The toxicology tests have come back from Amy Winehouse, and it says there were no illegal substances in her body when she died. Today new airline miles go into effect; including increasing compensation value for people whose flights are bumped and if an international flight is stuck on a tarmac for more than 4 hours, the airlines will get fined a large amount for each passenger on the plane. Lindsay Lohan was invite to Kim Kardashianâs wedding and wore an all white dress that Pippa Middleton wore in the royal wedding.
6:00 AM: Today many schools are back in class, so good luck to all of the parents and kids. We know Sara was the kind of kid who was excited for the first day of school, but JBâs daughter is totally dreading going back to school today. Kim Kardashian got married on Saturday in a 20 million dollar wedding. She made 17.9 million dollars profit on the wedding for things such as; the E Special, selling the pictures, selling the engagement news, selling the bridal shower pictures, getting paid to wear a Vera Wang dress, serve a certain brand of champagne, and certain cake. Â The #1 movie over the weekend was The Help, followed by Planet of the Apes, and Spy Kids 4.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. The tradition of holding up lighters during a concert first started at Woodstock during a set by a folk artist named Melanie. 1 in 4 astronauts are left handed, and 1 in 8 regular people are. 3 in 4 Canadians live within 100 miles of the U.S. border. Bread gets stales 6 times faster in the refrigerator than at room temperature. The first recorded use of the phrase âslept aroundâ was in 1928.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The worldâs highest paid celebrity couple is Gisele Bundchen and Tom Brady. Cops will be in plain clothing this week trying to catch people speeding, driving recklessly, and talking on cell phones in school zones. There was a bad wreck yesterday on Mopac around 6 pm that killed two people and sent two children to the hospital. Sex and the City 3 is in the works, and Sara predicts in the movie Carrie will have children.
6:45 AM: JB sat down last night and talked to his daughter Raleigh about going back to school. Sheâs 9 and starting 4th grade today and is NOT excited about it. She says there is nothing fun about school, and especially hates math. Sheâd rather watch TV, wake surf, have sleep overs, playdates, go to Six Flags, and Schlitterbahn. Her pick for song of the summer is âPumped Up Kicksâ by Foster the People.
6:51 AM: 2 minute topic. A listener named Jonathan emailed us and said his girlfriend on 2 months has started leaving her stuff at his place, and wants to know what heâs in for. We say itâs the start of something that will only grow unless he puts an end to it. Sheâll eventually move all of her stuff in. Sandy said itâs happened to him in the past, and he kind of liked it because the girls helped him organize his apartment.
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7:05 AM: We play a 911 call where a baby was born in a car in Ohio over the weekend. The dad called 911 and was on the phone with them as his wife gave birth to their baby in the seat next to him. Anyone listening who has given birth to a baby in an unplanned place?
7:10 AM: Weâre giving away a 3 day pass to Austin City Limits Music Festival. Hereâs how to win; go into any Mighty Fine Burger location now through September 4th to get a keyword to text in. There will be a different key word every day, so you can enter once a day through September 4th.
7:25 AM: Every year on the first day of school, Sandy reads a poem/essay entitled âI Hope Youâll Treat Her Wellâ about a little girl going off to her first day of school and how tough it is for the parents.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A man disappeared under water yesterday near the Pennybacker Bridge. He jumped off a boat and didnât resurface for 15 minutes. He was found, and is in the hospital right now. Kim Kardashian got married on Saturday in a 20 million dollar wedding. She made 17.9 million dollars profit on the wedding for things such as; the E Special, selling the pictures, selling the engagement news, selling the bridal shower pictures, getting paid to wear a Vera Wang dress, serve a certain brand of champagne, and certain cake. Garth Brooks said he will release another album in 3-4 years.
7:45 AM: Interview with an intern. We book a celebrity and see how they react when they find out theyâre being interviewed by an intern. Sandy played the intern this time, and told them his named was âblockheadâ. Then, he interviewed Carnie Wilson from Wilson Phillips Fame.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. First day of school memories. Sara remembers that getting the âprefectâ backpack was a huge deal for her. She also remembers one year on the first day, a girl tried to stab her in the eye with a pencil. JB moved around a lot as a kid, and remembers moving from Missouri to Georgia. He walked into school with his violin case, looked around, and realized he was the only white kid in the school. He got in trouble when he said âuh huhâ instead of âyes maâamâ to his teacher.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. Â The most stressful job for women is being a stay at home mom. They did worse on mental health assessments and surveys than moms who are still pursuing their career in the workforce. They have a tough time trying to balance life, family, work, and mental health. Â
8:20 AM: A few weeks ago Sara and Cass told Alex that his jeans fit weird and they think the butt in his jeans is too saggy. He agreed to let his wife go jean shopping for him, and he was worried it would end up not working out. Â When she buys him clothing, he almost always has to return it because the fit isnât right. She went to Gap, and ended up bringing him home the exact jeans he already owns. He went back to the Gap to return them and the sales guy said Alex had a case of âdiaper buttâ.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A man disappeared under water yesterday near the Pennybacker Bridge. He jumped off a boat and didnât resurface for 15 minutes. He was found, and is in the hospital right now. Kim Kardashian got married on Saturday in a 20 million dollar wedding. She made 17.9 million dollars profit on the wedding for things such as; the E Special, selling the pictures, selling the engagement news, selling the bridal shower pictures, getting paid to wear a Vera Wang dress, serve a certain brand of champagne, and certain cake. Garth Brooks said he will release another album in 3-4 years.
8:45 AM: Interview with an intern. We book a celebrity and see how they react when they find out theyâre being interviewed by an intern. Sandy played the intern this time, and told them his named was âblockheadâ. Then, he interviewed Carnie Wilson from Wilson Phillips Fame.
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9:15 AM: Every year on the first day of school, Sandy reads a poem/essay entitled âI Hope Youâll Treat Her Wellâ about a little girl going off to her first day of school and how tough it is for the parents.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kim Kardashian got married on Saturday in a 20 million dollar wedding. She made 17.9 million dollars profit on the wedding for things such as; the E Special, selling the pictures, selling the engagement news, selling the bridal shower pictures, getting paid to wear a Vera Wang dress, serve a certain brand of champagne, and certain cake. Â The #1 movie over the weekend was The Help, followed by Planet of the Apes, and Spy Kids 4.
6:00 AM:Â Kat Von D and Jesse James announced they are back together yesterday on Twitter. In related news, TLC announced yesterday that LA Ink is cancelled. Kim Kardashian had to cut 50 people from her guest list for her wedding yesterday and her wedding is tomorrow. Price Harry is coming to LA and Mesa Arizona to complete his Apache Helicopter training, and he dumped his girlfriend before his trip so he can be in LA as a single man. A woman in Houston was eating in a restaurant and tweeted that the bartender was a âtwerpâ. The owner of the restaurant was off that night, saw the tweet, and called the restaurant and forced the woman to leave.
6:15 AM: The week in reviewâwe donât get the stolen art game, Monopoly tips for winning, teaching Alex about Reveille the dog at A&M, Sara doing an âintern interviewâ with a toddlers and tiaras mom, who our gay listeners are attracted to, Anderson Cooperâs giggle fit, the dad with 32 kids from 9 women, and where can we go that everyone looks just like us.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 400 new words are being added to the dictionary this year and Noob, woot, cyber-bulling, sexting, and textspeak are all being added. Burger King is firing âThe Kingâ and re-doing their marketing. The most trustworthy celebrity list came out and includes; Tom Hanks, Sandra Bullock, Betty White, Will Smith, Denzel Washington, and Clint Eastwood. The parking meter issue in Austin is still being debated in Austin, but theyâre now thinking theyâll only extend the hours Thurs, Fri, and Sat.
6:42 AM: Cassiday had an interview yesterday to become a big sister for the Big Brothers/Big Sisters Organization, and she really hopes they select her to be a âbigâ. She is really interested in volunteering, and this seems like an organization that is a great fit for her. They are in need of volunteers and hopes people go to bigmentoring.org for more info. Cass had to provide 4 references, and JB was one of them, which hurt Sandyâs feelings. Cass had to explain she picked JB because she babysits his daughter Raleigh, and sheâs not babysat Landry yet, so she thought JB would be good at speaking about how well she does around kids.
6:55 AM: 2 minute topic-has UT football become too much of a beat down to get excited about it anymore? Everyone said definitely yet except Cass. Cass thinks itâs part of the fun of being a fan, but the rest of the crew thinks itâs too hot, too crowded, too expensive, and they arenât good anymore.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: CecilyâConan is out, and itâs a remake of Conan the Barbarian. She said itâs loud, cheesy, and violent. Grade: F Fright Knight is also out and Cecily says itâs campy and fun. Grade: B--. Â One Day is also out starring Jim Sturgess and Anne Hathaway (with a bad accent). Grade: C--. Spy Kids in 4D starts Jeremy Piven and Joel McHale, but it wasnât screened for critics.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kat Von D and Jesse James announced they are back together yesterday on Twitter. In related news, TLC announced yesterday that LA Ink is cancelled. Kim Kardashian had to cut 50 people from her guest list for her wedding yesterday and her wedding is tomorrow. The F1 car is in town, and you can see it at the Bob Bullock Museum tomorrow from noon to 2 pm.
7:40 AM: The week in reviewâwe donât get the stolen art game, Monopoly tips for winning, teaching Alex about Reveille the dog at A&M, Sara doing an âintern interviewâ with a toddlers and tiaras mom, who our gay listeners are attracted to, Anderson Cooperâs giggle fit, the dad with 32 kids from 9 women, and where can we go that everyone looks just like us.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. The triple double Oreo has made itâs debut, and itâs a double decker Oreo with 3 cookies, and two types of filling. Just one of them has 100 calories, and it looks pretty darn tasty. Do we need this to be available on our grocery store shelves? We all emphatically say---YES!
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:15 AM: Headlines. A new study has found the average BAD marriage lasts 8.7 years before a separation and 12 years before a divorce. Co-habituating couples are 3x more likely to split up than married couples. Â Go Topless is gathering at 6th and Congress Sunday at noon.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Franciscan Friars are praying for vengeful diarrhea to hit a thief after a rare and expensive bible was stolen this week. Tax free shopping weekend starts today and goes on through Sunday. Burger King is firing âThe Kingâ and re-doing their marketing.
8:45 AM: JB sits down with his wife about once a week and shoves a microphone in her face, ad we call it âAudio With Erin Hagerâ. He said congrats to her for going back to school, which confused her. He said heâd noticed that in taking Raleigh back to school shopping, he noticed Erin was buying herself new clothes too. He said sheâs in trouble, but she said itâs because she and Raleigh are now enjoying shopping at the same stores.
8:55 AM: CecilyâConan is out, and itâs a remake of Conan the Barbarian. She said itâs loud, cheesy, and violent. Grade: F. Fright Knight is also out and Cecily says itâs campy and fun. Grade: B--. Â One Day is also out starring Jim Sturgess and Anne Hathaway (with a bad accent). Grade: C--. Spy Kids in 4D starts Jeremy Piven and Joel McHale, but it wasnât screened for critics, which usually isnât a good sign.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:02 AM: We talk to Brian Jones, former UT and NFL player who is now on the board of directors for The Boys and Girls Club. They have a gold tournament on Monday and need 2 more teams. Call 444-7199 to talk to them and get more information. It takes place at the UT Golf Club, and will be a great time. Â Many former and current pro athletes will be playing in the tournament, including Dallas Cowboy former players, Spud Webb, and MANY more.
9:15 AM: Â Anyone listening whose father has kids with 3 or more women? The most interesting call we got was from Rayne, whose father, at last count, had 32 kids with at least 9 different women. Rayne said her dad is an incredibly handsome man with light green eyes, and women would want to have children with him strictly for his genes. He never had to pay child support on any of the kids, because the women were just using him in hopes that they would have green eyed babies.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kat Von D and Jesse James announced they are back together yesterday on Twitter. In related news, TLC announced yesterday that LA Ink is cancelled. Kim Kardashian had to cut 50 people from her guest list for her wedding yesterday and her wedding is tomorrow. The F1 car is in town, and you can see it at the Bob Bullock Museum tomorrow from noon to 2 pm. Price Harry is coming to LA and Mesa Arizona to complete his Apache Helicopter training, and he dumped his girlfriend before his trip so he can be in LA as a single man.
9:45 AM: The week in reviewâwe donât get the stolen art game, Monopoly tips for winning, teaching Alex about Reveille the dog at A&M, Sara doing an âintern interviewâ with a toddlers and tiaras mom, who our gay listeners are attracted to, Anderson Cooperâs giggle fit, the dad with 32 kids from 9 women, and where can we go that everyone looks just like us.
6:00 AM: Michael Kors got married yesterday to his partner who he has been with since 1990. A teen in Tampa had a plan to set off explosives at his former school on the first day of school, but his plan was stopped thanks to a tip called into the police. He has been expelled from the school, and they found a manifesto saying he wanted to exceed the body count that Columbine had. Al Qaeda is mad at David Letterman for a gesture he made on air in reference to one of their members. There is a new French Fashion line that has baby lingerie and lingerie for ages 4-12.
6:15 AM: JB sits down with his wife about once a week and shoves a microphone in her face, ad we call it âAudio With Erin Hagerâ. He said congrats to her for going back to school, which confused her. He said heâd noticed that in taking Raleigh back to school shopping, he noticed Erin was buying herself new clothes too. He said sheâs in trouble, but she said itâs because she and Raleigh are now enjoying shopping at the same stores.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Katy Perry just made history. She has 5 #1 singles from one album, and the only artist to ever do this is Michael Jackson (in 1987 with BAD). Starting September 6th Austinâs water restrictions are going way up. You will only be able to water your lawn once a week, and you can only do that before 10 a.m. or after 7 p.m. You will only get water at restaurants if you ask for it, charity car washes will be banned, sidewalk power washing will be banned, and commercial car washes will be restricted. The British Anti Cosmetic Surgery League has been formed by Kate Winslet, Rachel Weiss, and Emma Thompson. Kim Kardashian is getting married on Saturday in a 20 million dollar wedding. 1,000 people will be invited, every guest will get a $100 bottle of perfume designed by Kim, and the E special will be 4 hours long.
6:45 AM: Unknown poll. Do you carry cash with you at all times? In a National survey, 1 in 8 Americans say they RARELY carry cash on them.  We polled our listeners and 50% of them rarely carry cash. JB says he almost always has cash on him, but Sandy says he rarely ever has cash in his wallet.
6:56 AM: 2 minute topic. At what age is it ok for a girl to start shaving her legs? Sara and Cass chimed in on this one, and they both agree that girls shouldnât shave their legs until they turn 12. You donât want to make them wait past 12, because the girls who do are sometimes teased by classmates.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:02 AM: Anderson Cooper unintentionally, but âofficiallyâ came out of the closet last night. Girard Depardieu was on a plane recently and had too many beers. The wouldnât let him go urinate in the restroom, so he just pulled out his âbaguetteâ and peed right on the floor of the plane. When Anderson was reporting on this last night, he lost his composure completely and began to giggle like a schoolgirl.
7:10 AM: Anyone listening whose father has kids with 3 or more women? Â We talked to Larry whose dad had 9 children with 4 different women. The most interesting call we got was from Rayne, whose father, Â at last count, had 32 kids with at least 9 different women. Rayne said her dad is an incredibly handsome man with light green eyes, and women would want to have children with him strictly for his genes. He never had to pay child support on any of the kids, because the women were just using him in hopes that they would have green eyed babies.
7:15 AM: JB sits down with his wife about once a week and shoves a microphone in her face, ad we call it âAudio With Erin Hagerâ. He said congrats to her for going back to school, which confused her. He said heâd noticed that in taking Raleigh back to school shopping, he noticed Erin was buying herself new clothes too. He said sheâs in trouble, but she said itâs because she and Raleigh are now enjoying shopping at the same stores.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Girard Depardieu was on a plane recently and had too many beers. They wouldnât let him go urinate in the restroom, so he just pulled out his âbaguetteâ and peed right on the floor of the plane.  George Clooneyâs ex girlfriend Elizabetta is going to be on Dancing with the Stars. Katy Perry just made history. She has 5 #1 singles from one album, and the only artist to ever do this is Michael Jackson (in 1987 with BAD). Kelly Clarkson has a new album coming out October 24th and the first single will be called âMr. Know it Allâ.
7:40 AM: My Part of Town is a new bit we tried out yesterday when we told a listener to call in and tell us where to go eat in their part of town. JB and Alexâs took a trip to South SOUTH Austin yesterday and ate at Chiefâs BBQ on South 1st street after a listener named David recommended it. They werenât crazy about the part of town or the restaurant this time, but hopefully the next one will go better.
7:55 AM: 2 minute topic. Why do we watch trashy TV shows like Jersey Shore, Bridezillas, and Toddler and Tiaras? Because it makes us feel better about ourselves. Itâs a train wreck we canât look away from, and at the end of a long hard day itâs nice to sometimes sit down in front of the TV and veg out to something stupid and mindless.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds
8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things. A study done at UT found that teenagers who are committed romantic relationships are less likely to engage in delinquent behaviors. Â In High Springs Florida an older couple had started a place called âHaven Acres Cat Sanctuaryâ for stray cats. By the time authorities came, they had 697 cats.
8:20 AM:Â Where can you go and look around and EVERYONE there is just like you? For Sandy itâs Cabelasâthey all like to kill, they all own guns, they all have spent money they donât have on taxidermy, and are wearing Columbia or Magellan fishing shirts. JBâs places are Driveway Austin (where he goes to bike race), and the coffee shops where guys go âdo workâ; because really from the outside looking in, he hates those kind of guys, but really, he is just like them.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An Amber Alert has been issued this morning for 14 year old Andrea Love Fox, who is missing from League City Texas. She was last seen with a 21 year old male who drives a blue Chevy Aveo. Â The top nude celebrity of all time is Angelina Jolie, and second place goes to Alyssa Milano. The highest paid NFL player is Peyton Manning according to Forbes, and he will make 23 million dollars this year. Starting September 6th Austinâs water restrictions are going way up. You will only be able to water your lawn once a week, and you can only do that before 10 a.m. or after 7 p.m. You will only get water at restaurants if you ask for it, charity car washes will be banned, sidewalk power washing will be banned, and commercial car washes will be restricted.
8:45 AM: Where can you go and look around and EVERYONE there is just like you? For Sara itâs the Whole Foods salad bar, where everyone is in work out clothes, sweaty from their recent work out, and eating kale and drinking $4 chia seed tea. Alexâs place is Third Base, where all the guys are in sports jerseys, eating wings, drinking beer, cheering on their team, and playing fantasy sports on the laptop at the same time. Cassidayâs is at the hair school she gets her hair colored at (Avenue Five Institute), where everyone has a rainbow of hair colors that changes month to month, tattoos and piercings. Theyâre usually wearing black, and hang out with a lot of gay men.
8:50 AM: Anderson Cooper unintentionally, but âofficiallyâ came out of the closet last night. Girard Depardieu was on a plane recently and had too many beers. They wouldnât let him go urinate in the restroom, so he just pulled out his âbaguetteâ and peed right on the floor of the plane. When Anderson was reporting on this last night, he lost his composure completely and began to giggle like a schoolgirl.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kelly Clarkson has a new album coming out October 24th and the first single will be called âMr. Know it Allâ. Katy Perry just made history. She has 5 #1 singles from one album, and the only artist to ever do this is Michael Jackson (in 1987 with BAD). Lady Gaga plans to collaborate with Cher soon on some music. Kim Kardashian is getting married on Saturday in a 20 million dollar wedding. 1,000 people will be invited, every guest will get a $100 bottle of perfume designed by Kim, and the E special will be 4 hours long.
9:45 AM: Tomorrow on the show; Cecily Knobler, Cassiday trying to volunteer, more Fashion Week giveaways, weâll replay the call we got today about the man with 32 kids, and so much more!
6:00 AM: The high today and tomorrow is 104 degrees. A grass fire in Leander destroyed 15 homes and destroyed 40 acres last night. One person was hospitalized for smoke inhalation and Leander Middle was serving as an evacuation shelter. On South Congress at 4:50 pm yesterday and armed robber robbed a Valero Station and a police officer shot at him as he saw him running away. Another police officer saw it and he too began shooting at the suspect. The finally took down the suspect with tazers and dogs down the road, and he is in custody. Kate Gosselinâs show has not been renewed by TLC, and she tweeted yesterday that she and the kids are very sad about it. Jim Thome hit 600 home runs last night, and heâs only the 8th player to ever accomplish this.
6:15 AM: Whatâs the theme? What do Justin Timberlake, Kenny G, and Josh Kelly have in common? They all are very into golfing, and all are very good at it. They are in the top 10 celebrity (non pro) golfers in the world.
6:20 AM: The date is booked for our Bikes for Kids Golf Classic and we want you to come out for it! Itâs October 3rd at Twin Creeks Country Club in Cedar Park. Itâs a 4 person scramble and starts at 11:30 AM. We promise youâll have an absolute blast, and all of the proceeds benefit a great causeâBikes for Kids! Check out mix947.com if you want some more information about the tournament and how to sign up.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Peopleâs list of top earning teens has come out and #3 is Taylor Lautner who earned 16 million dollars, #2 was Miley Cyrus who earned 48 million dollars, and #1 was Justin Bieber who earned 53 million dollars last year. There may be a taste of some F1 racing this Saturday. They are tentatively planning to do some F1 racing on Congress Avenue between MLK and 15th street between 7 am and noon on Saturday morning. Billy Crystal has said he wants to host the Oscars again this year, so itâll be interesting to see if they choose him.
6:45 AM: Sandy, Tricia, and Landry were about 50 yards away from being in a head on collision last night. A white truck was driving in their lane, driving directly at them, at a high speed. The guy was looking at his phone and not paying any attention.  Sandy laid on the horn and tried to pull off, but the guy luckily looked up and swerved at the last moment. We are so glad they are ok, and urge everyone to stop texting and driving!
6:59 AM: Do you pretend to use your cell phone to avoid talking to people? Weâre all guilty of doing it. A study shows that us doing this is making us ruder as people.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:20 AM: Grandma Shook is Saraâs Grandmother who lives in an old folks community in Dallas. Sara asked her what song seduces her, or gets her in the mood. She said âDeep Purpleâ from the 1920s is what makes her want to kiss a man. She said something soft, sweet, and romantic will do the trick. Sara asked her about certain celebrities and what she thought about them. Kim Kardashian is the one with the big butt. Justin Bieber looks like a girl. Lady Gaga knows what sheâs doing. Snookiâgrandma wants to see her on Dancing With the Stars. Taylor Swift, Grandma wants her to stop acting shocked every time she wins something because she looks silly.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Taylor Swift had a wardrobe malfunction in a recent concert when her skirt was blown up by a wind machine. She was wearing nude granny panties, and you can see the video on Saraâs blog at mix947.com. Elvis Presley week is going on right now in honor of the fact that he died this week. A grass fire in Leander destroyed 15 homes and destroyed 40 acres last night. One person was hospitalized for smoke inhalation and Leander Middle was serving as an evacuation shelter. On South Congress at 4:50 pm yesterday and armed robber robbed a Valero Station and a police officer shot at him as he saw him running away. Another police officer saw it and he too began shooting at the suspect. The finally took down the suspect with tazers and dogs down the road, and he is in custody.
7:42 AM: What to expect if youâre ever kidnapped. A man who works in kidnapping and ransom negotiation has written about it, and he has some information for all of us. They say kidnapping is most likely to happen within 10 miles of your home. He says the first 30 minutes after you are taken is the most dangerous and aggressive. He said the best chance of survival is to stay calm, eat when they give you food, and ask calmly for what you need. Â He urges us not to ever attempt negotiating our own release or tell the kidnapper that you or your family has money.
7:50 AM: A listener named Erin called in and told us one of the most shocking stories weâve heard. She heard us talking about kidnapping and wanted to tell us about the time she was kidnapped. The night before her wedding was her bachelorette party, and on the way home from the bars, her friend pulled over because her check engine light was on. As they were looking under the hood, a van with two large black men pulled up, put a gun to Erinâs head and took her away. They put a pillowcase over her head and drove her around. She started to freak out when she realized she couldnât figure out where they were taking her and sheâd lost track of where they were. After about 20-30 minutes they took her inside a house, took off the pillowcase, and there were all of her friends laughing. They planned the whole thing as a part of an elaborate prank, and she didnât think it was funny at all. We donât either, and think that we would be infuriated if someone pulled this on us.
8:10 AM:Â Headlines that donât make the â4 thingsâ. A Bradenton Florida man tried to steal a lifesize Justin Bieber cutout from a mall on Saturday. He said it was a prank, but we think heâll never live it down! Â In Minnesota last Thursday at a hockey game there was a shoot out contest where an 11 year old was picked to attempt this and the prize was $50,000. When they called 11 year old Nickâs name, he was in the bathroom, so his identical twin brother went up and made the shot. The crowd went wild, and they won the money. Â The next day, the dad and the boy went back and fessed up to doing it. They may have the money taken away from them now.
8:20 AM: Questions from the bagâSara, if you found out your significant other was cheating would you forgive them or end the relationship? She would end the relationship because she thinks at 31 years old, she shouldnât have to put up with that. She thinks itâs the ultimate form of disrespect, and wouldnât be able to forgive it. Sandy if you could see your future and the events of your life, would you want to? No, because he wouldnât want to know what happens in case there is bad news. He feels like he already lives his life to the fullest, and wouldnât need to know the date of his death to live a more full life.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Adam Levine is trying to pick a fight with American Idol by criticizing them for not featuring openly gay contestants. There may be a taste of some F1 racing this Saturday. They are tentatively planning to do some F1 racing on Congress Avenue between MLK and 15th street between 7 am and noon on Saturday morning. Kate Gosselinâs show has not been renewed by TLC, and she tweeted yesterday that she and the kids are very sad about it. 4 things you need to know with Sara. Peopleâs list of top earning teens has come out and #3 is Taylor Lautner who earned 16 million dollars, #2 was Miley Cyrus who earned 48 million dollars, and #1 was Justin Bieber who earned 53 million dollars last year.
8:40 AM: Grandma Shook is Saraâs Grandmother who lives in an old folks community in Dallas. Sara asked her what song seduces her, or gets her in the mood. She said âDeep Purpleâ from the 1920s is what makes her want to kiss a man. She said something soft, sweet, and romantic will do the trick. Sara asked her about certain celebrities and what she thought about them. Kim Kardashian is the one with the big butt. Justin Bieber looks like a girl. Lady Gaga knows what sheâs doing. Snookiâgrandma wants to see her on Dancing With the Stars. Taylor Swift, Grandma wants her to stop acting shocked every time she wins something because she looks silly.
8:55 AM: 2 minute topicâcan anyone lose weight? Mila Kunis says that ANY person can lose weight, and there is no such thing as someone not being able to.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: A listener named Erin called in and told us one of the most shocking stories weâve heard. She heard us talking about kidnapping and wanted to tell us about the time she was kidnapped. The night before her wedding was her bachelorette party, and on the way home from the bars, her friend pulled over because her check engine light was on. As they were looking under the hood, a van with two large black men pulled up, put a gun to Erinâs head and took her away. They put a pillowcase over her head and drove her around. She started to freak out when she realized she couldnât figure out where they were taking her and sheâd lost track of where they were. After about 20-30 minutes they took her inside a house, took off the pillowcase, and there were all of her friends laughing. They planned the whole thing as a part of an elaborate prank, and she didnât think it was funny at all. We donât either, and think that we would be infuriated if someone pulled this on us.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tony Romo played hide and go seek at his bachelor party, according to a recent interview. Disney has halted production on Johnny Deppâs most recent problem âThe Lone Rangerâ. AMC has decided to pick up the final 16 episodes of Breaking Bad. Amazonâs CEO has the new invention, and itâs an airbag for your cell phone. Itâll shoot out an airbag if you drop your phone and protect it from breaking when it hits.
6:00 AM: There was a tragedy at the Indiana State Fair this weekend that left 5 people dead and injured 40 others. 60-70 mph winds destroyed a stage and it fell on top of a full crowd that was waiting to see Sugarland in concert.  Governor Perry made his candidacy for President of the United States in South Carolina this weekend. A Texas couple that has been married for 50 years are on a mission to visit every single Whataburger in the country. They are paying for the trip out of pocket, but at every location, they are treated like royalty.
6:15 AM: Unknown poll. In a National poll, 40% of women think that when it comes to dating, the check should always be split 50/50. We surveyed Austin listeners, and they were 50/50 on the topic.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. This weekend a LOT happened for celebrities. Jessica Alba had a girl, Hilary Duff announced sheâs pregnant, Tina Fey had a girl, Heather Locklear is engaged for the 3rd time, Tara Reid got engaged AND married on Saturday, Joy Behar got married to her partner of 29 years, and Sheri Shepherd got married as well. The city of New Braunfels might pass an ordinance that bans canned beverages on the Comal River. Jennifer Aniston will be appearing on Days of our Lives, and her dad is a member of the cast.
6:50 AM: Katieâs weekend was LOVE. She watched her best friend give birth to her baby this weekend and she instantly fell in love with the little baby. Rooâs wife experienced FAME when she met Mack Brown and Major Applewhite this weekend.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Anyone listening who speaks 3 or more languages? Jimmy from Del Valle speaks English, Spanish, and American Sign Language. Mariana from Austin speaks English, Spanish, Italian, Portuguese, and a bit of German. Â
7:20 AM: The Loser Line.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Hanson is picking a fight with Kings of Leon, namely Issac Hanson who is the oldest brother. He thinks they are letting their fans down with their drug and alcohol issues. There will be a memorial service today for the Indiana State Fair tragedy this weekend that left 5 people dead and injured 40 others. 60-70 mph winds destroyed a stage and it fell on top of a full crowd that was waiting to see Sugarland in concert. Governor Perry made his candidacy for President of the United States in South Carolina this weekend. Ashton Kutcherâs trailer for Two and A Half Men is 1100 square feet, has two floors, has 7 tvs, has a conference room, an outdoor patio, and itâs probably nicer that a hotel room at The W Hotel.
7:45 AM: âand thatâs when I said get your stuff and get outâ Jackie was married for only 6 weeks when her new husband called her daughters who were 11 and 12 years old âeffin bitchesâ. Janice went on vacation, and when she came back, the message machine had recorded conversations between her man and his secret girlfriend. When he was gone, she moved his stuff into the garage, changed the locks, and when he tried to get in, she played the voicemail through the door for him.
7:55 AM: 2 minute topicâwhen you are a guest in someoneâs home, do you offer to do chores?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:15 AM: Headlines. A group of 18 coworkers in Ottawa, Onatrio got laid off, the next day 10 of them won the lottery. They were a part of a group that played the lotto weekly. Less than 24 hours after the first round of layoffs, they won, and each person will get about $400,000. In Monopoly, a study found that Illinois Avenue is one of the best properties you can get, followed by B&O Railroad. These are the ones that will give you the most pay off. If you want to buy out one color, your best bet is the orange properties.
8:20 AM: The Loser Line.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was a storm in Elgin over the weekend that was a tornado type storm and caused a lot of damage, but Austin didnât get any rain. A Rembrandt sketch was stolen on Saturday night and itâs worth $250,000. This weekend a LOT happened for celebrities. Jessica Alba had a girl, Hilary Duff announced sheâs pregnant, Tina Fey had a girl, Heather Locklear is engaged for the 3rd time, Tara Reid got engaged AND married on Saturday, Joy Behar got married to her partner of 29 years, and Sheri Shepherd got married as well.
8:40 AM: Today Rita dropped off her kids at school for the first time ever. She has 2 boys and today was their first day. She cried when she got back to her car after dropping them off, and says itâs probably going to be an emotional day.
8:45 AM: JB and Sandy donât know much about A&Mâs traditions, but what they do know fascinates Alex. Alex doesnât believe what they say about Reveille the Dog (A&Mâs mascot), so we ask Aggies to call in and confirm or deny. Hereâs the scoop we got about Reveille; if you are taking care of the dog and itâs in the bedâyou have to sleep on the floor, if the dog barks in classâclass is dismissed, if you pet the dog before a testâyouâll ace it.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: âand thatâs when I said get your stuff and get outâ Jackie was married for only 6 weeks when her new husband called her daughters who were 11 and 12 years old âeffin bitchesâ. Janice went on vacation, and when she came back, the message machine had recorded conversations between her man and his secret girlfriend. When he was gone, she moved his stuff into the garage, changed the locks, and when he tried to get in, she played the voicemail through the door for him.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Hanson is picking a fight with Kings of Leon, namely Issac Hanson who is the oldest brother. He thinks they are letting their fans down with their drug and alcohol issues. There will be a memorial service today for the Indiana State Fair tragedy this weekend that left 5 people dead and injured 40 others. 60-70 mph winds destroyed a stage and it fell on top of a full crowd that was waiting to see Sugarland in concert. Governor Perry made his candidacy for President of the United States in South Carolina this weekend. Ashton Kutcherâs trailer for Two and A Half Men is 1100 square feet, has two floors, has 7 tvs, has a conference room, an outdoor patio, and itâs probably nicer that a hotel room at The W Hotel.
9:45 AM: Sandy, Tricia, and Landry were about 50 yards away from being in a head on collision last night. A white truck was driving in their lane, driving directly at them, at a high speed. The guy was looking at his phone and not paying any attention.  Sandy laid on the horn and tried to pull off, but the guy luckily looked up and swerved at the last moment. We are so glad they are ok, and urge everyone to stop texting and driving!
6:00 AM: Entercom Radio is asking you to help out The Navy Seals Foundation today. Go to myaustinperks.com to donate. It will help the families of injured and killed Navy SEALS. Tomorrow Rick Perry will formally announce his Presidential candidacy in South Dakota. Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly was in an accident on her tour bus. She hurt her ankle, her mom was pretty banged up, and the driver had to be airlifted to the hospital when their bus hit a crashed car. A drunk 18 year old peed on an 11 year old girlâs leg while on an overnight flight. Gavin DeGraw is resuming his tour on the 24th, 2 weeks after his beatdown in NYCâs Lower East Side.
6:15 AM: The Week in Review. Highlight include; the girl with the hot headed road rage boyfriend, reminder to not sunbathe naked in Texas, kids getting people kicked out of places, JB talking about what heâd do if he lost his job, Erinâs new boobs and JBâs fascination with them, Landryâs bedtime cry, Saraâs âinterview with an internâ, baby onesies with âquestionableâ sayings on them.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The most hated celebrity in America is Casey Anthony. Coming in #2 is Spencer Pratt, #3 is Octomom, #4 is OJ Simpson, #5 is John Gossling, #6 is Levi Johnston, #7 is Jesse James, #8 is Paris Hilton, #9 is Heidi Fleiss,and Howard Stern is #10. The woman who was mauled by her friendâs chimpanzee had a face transplant and on the Today Show they revealed pictures of her new face. Sara has the link on her blog, and she says itâs amazing. Lady Antebellum will be the musical guest on SNLâs second episode. The price of gold has hit an all time high, and a local shop said theyâve written check to people upwards of $10,000.
6:45 AM: Have you ever been un-friended on Facebook and then found out why? Sara dated a guy and he went through a process of friending and unfriending her over and over. JB once unfriended a guy and the guy wrote JB a lengthy note about it because he was so upset. When JB didnât respond, the guy called Facebook about it.
6:50 AM: Listener calls of why theyâve been unfriended. Al in Austin was unfriended by a friend because the guy thought Al was too annoying one night out at the bar. He said he thought their friendship had been drifting away, and he decided to unfriend him.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Anyone listening who knows who the big guy is on Hollywood Squares that wears funny glasses, has a bad hair cut, and looks like a cartoon character? Thanks to Ann Labuda in North Austin we FINALLY know! He is Bruce Villanch, and he is a comedy writer.
7:20 AM: Out this week is The Help, starring Emma Stone. Grade: B.Final Destination 5 is out and ecily says âjust donât see itâ, so it must be REALLY bad. 30 Minutes or Less is also out starring Aziz Ansari and Jesse Eisenberg. Grade: D-.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A story recently came out shedding some light on the Jesse James and Kat Von D break up, and it turns out Kat cheated on Jesse with Bam Margera. George Lopezâs show was just cancelled, and they say Conan OâBrienâs show may be cancelled next. Tomorrow Rick Perry will formally announce his Presidential candidacy in South Dakota. Miranda Cosgrove from iCarly was in an accident on her tour bus. She hurt her ankle, her mom was pretty banged up, and the driver had to be airlifted to the hospital when their bus hit a crashed car.
7:40 AM: The Week in Review. Highlight include; the girl with the hot headed road rage boyfriend, reminder to not sunbathe naked in Texas, kids getting people kicked out of places, JB talking about what heâd do if he lost his job, Erinâs new boobs and JBâs fascination with them, Landryâs bedtime cry, Saraâs âinterview with an internâ, baby onesies with âquestionableâ sayings on them.
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8:12 AM: A list of celebrities who killed people; Laura Bush, William S Burroughs, Don King, Robert Blake, OJ Simpson, Matthew Broderick, Brandy, Keith Moon (drummer for The Who), Sid Vicious, Jason Williams, Ted Kennedy, Rick Springfield, Vince Neil, Rebecca Gayheart, and Phil Specter. In Port Charlotte Florida a man went into a McDonalds, took off his shirt and was popping his back zits in front of the other customers. The police were called, he ran, and was arrested.
8:25 AM: Interview with an intern. Sara pretended to be an intern, and interviewed Mickey Wood, the mom of Eden Wood of Toddler and Tiaras fame. Sara played up that the intern was really nervous, and the mom took it surprisingly well, telling her to calm down and take deep breaths. Eventually she hung up, or the phone call got disconnected, and they never called back. Sara did a great job with this.
8:35 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The U.S. Postal Service is going to have to lay off 120,000 people. The #1 most watched show for 18-25 year old men is American Idol. A drunk 18 year old peed on an 11 year old girlâs leg while on an overnight flight. It turns out, he is a member of the U.S. Ski Team, and heâs been removed from the team and still hasnât apologized to the girl or her family. Taylor Swift takes every member of her tour staff on vacation when the tour ends.
8:45 AM: Guys if youâre heading into the strip club today, there is a good reason why the strippers might look sad. Itâs because Jani Lang from Warrant was found dead in a hotel room last night. They were the big deal in 1990, and JB remembers them touring with Poison. The worst thing that ever happened to them was Kurt Cobainâs new sound in 1991, but they had a good run.
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9:10 AM: JBâs wife is flying to Dallas today for a bachelorette party and she has a carry on full of penis straws, penis lollypops, and other penis shaped novelty items. She has to carry the bag on because she will arrive just in time to make it to a luncheon, so we are making bets on whether or not sheâll get stopped by security and have her bag inspected.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Deena from the Jersey Shore has admitted to getting a nose job. Kristen Cavalarri has signed on for Dancing With the stars, and other rumored cast members are Snooki and Mike Tyson. . Tomorrow Rick Perry will formally announce his Presidential candidacy in South Dakota. George Lopezâs show was just cancelled, and they say Conan OâBrienâs show may be cancelled next.
9:45 AM: ABIA Peni Bag update from Erin Hagerâshe didnât get stopped after all! Her bag was under the x ray machine longer than usual, and then the screener looked at her, smiled, and said âhave a great weekendâ. Thatâs pretty damn funny!
6:00 AM: George Lopez will have his last show tonight. So last night on his show, he made some jokes about it. It was announced last night that J Lo, Randy Jackson, and Steven Tyler will all be back to host American Idol this season. Today is the 26th consecutive day of 100+ degree heat in Austin, so stay cool and enjoy that a/c!
6:15 AM: Questions from the bag. JB if you lost your job would you be screwed? He said heâd feel screwed, but heâd hope that he wouldnât really be screwed. He hopes that some other city would like to hire JB and Sandy if they lost their job, but heâd HATE to move. He wants to stay in Austin forever, so having to move would suck. Cassiday, if you could get a big raise by giving someone on the show uncontrollable diarrhea for one day, would you do it and who would you choose? She got the go ahead from Alex, because he likes being sick
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The most consecutive weeks at #1 on the billboard hot 100 chart has been Santanaâs Supernatural for years, but it was just recently beaten out by Adeleâs album 21. It just his itâs 12th consecutive week at #1. There is a town in Texas called Big Spring that is completely out of their water supply, so they have to recycle their pee. They are filtering sewage water and blending it with normal water to create useable water. The Barefoot Bandit just signed a movie deal, but all of the money will go to pay off the people he owes money to. A movie about the killing of Osama Bin Laden is in the works, but there is some controversy surrounding it. The rumor is that the White House leaked secret information to The Hurt Locker director Katherine Bigelow. Around noon yesterday there was a water rescue attempt in Lady Bird Lake when a man fell out of his kayak, and they found his body later. Someone else jumped or fell off the Pennybacker bridge at 3:20 pm, and he died.
6:42 AM: Last night as Sandy and his wife Tricia tried to get their daughter Landry to go to sleep, she wasnât having it. She was in her crib yelling âmommy mommy mommyâ for 40 minutes. He said he knows the audio doesnât surprise JB, as he went through years of the tough bedtime drama with his daughter. Alex thinks the baby crying sounds cute, but Sandy says thatâs because he doesnât have kids yet.
6:53 AM: The top 10 funniest TV farts; including Regis Philbin, Leslie Nielsen, Larry King, and many random TV reporters. Check out the video at http://blogs.mix947.com/sandy/.
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7:07 AM: Anyone listening who was in a bank when it got robbed? Scott called in and about a year ago he was in a Chase bank when it was robbed. The robber had a gun, got away with $20,000, and the bank didnât have a security guard at the time. The man went outside, changed clothes in a draining ditch and got away.
7:20 AM: Interview with an intern. Sara pretended to be an intern, and interviewed Mickey Wood, the mom of Eden Wood of Toddler and Tiaras fame. Sara played up that the intern was really nervous, and the mom took it surprisingly well, telling her to calm down and take deep breaths. Eventually she hung up, or the phone call got disconnected, and they never called back. Sara did a great job with this and you can hear it again tomorrow on the show.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Preseason football starts tonight and itâs the Cowboys vs the Broncos. The new trend is internet pictures like âplankingâ âowlingâ and âconingâ is âHorsemanningâ, where you make it look like a head is decapitated and sitting next to the body.
7:40 AM: If you wanna seduce me play ___________. Hony Tonk Badonkadonk, Letâs Get It On, Lady in Red, The Stroke, Come with me Tonight (Bob Schneider), I like It (Enrique Iglesias), Woman (Wolfmother), Heat of the Moment (Asia), Bump n Grind, Iâll Make Love to You, Shook Me All Night Long, anything by Barry White, Good Vibrations (Marky Mark). If you want to see the whole list check out Sandyâs Facebook page.
7:55 AM: 2 minute topic. If Sandy is eating at Rudyâs with his daughter and wants to refill his iced tea, which is across the restuant, is it ok for him to ask the family nearby to watch Landry for a second? We took calls from listeners on this one, and most of them said it was no big deal, and thought it was ok. A few said itâd be better for him to ask if theyâd get him a refill while he watched Landry, or try and see if an employee will do the refill for him.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. There are 6 cooking mistakes that can make you sick. 1) Not checking your food when there is a recall 2) Your refrigerator is not cold enough. It needs to be below 40 degrees to make the food safe 3) Defrosting food on the counter for any longer than 2 hours. Thaw it in the fridge or the microwave 4) Using the same cutting board for everything. Use one for meat and a 2nd one for everything else 5)Not using a meat thermometer, because itâs the only way you can guarantee your meat is safe to eat 6) You should reheat ALL leftovers to 165 degrees to make sure it has no bacteria on it. Cops just busted a 28 year old guy in Louisiana who liked to cruise around Wal Mart parking lots with no pants on.
8:20 AM: There is a man in London who is camping out a month ahead of time for the new iPhone. What did you camp out for? Sara has camped out for Twilight movies and celebrity autographs and our listeners have camped out for ; concert tickets, cotton bowl tickets, and book signings.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The most consecutive weeks at #1 on the billboard hot 100 chart has been Santanaâs Supernatural for years, but it was just recently beaten out by Adeleâs album 21. It just his itâs 12th consecutive week at #1. The start of Formula Racing has been moved to November 18th to help the race fans not have to sit in hot temperatures. There is a town in Texas called Big Spring that is completely out of their water supply, so they have to recycle their pee. They are filtering sewage water and blending it with normal water to create useable water.
8:40 AM: JB talking to his wife Erin is one of our new favorite bits. Last night when he interviewed her, he wanted to note she had some new boobs. She said that yes, she got some smaller implants because the implants she got 9 years ago were looking too big on her frame. She said at 41 years old she didnât want to be âporno momâ, and they will suit her body type better now that they are smaller. JB noted that the recovery bra made her boobs look pointy and âmad men-ishâ and that he thought it was pretty hot. She said if it makes him happy, sheâll wear it for him.
8:55 AM: With gay marriage now legal in NY state, should Bert and Ernie get married? We think itâd be a fabulous wedding, but there might be some issues. Oscar would probably object, Elmo would be upset that the spotlight it taken off him, and weâre not even sure if Bert and Ernie are lovers at all.Â
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9:15 AM: Last night as Sandy and his wife Tricia tried to get their daughter Landry to go to sleep, she wasnât having it. She was in her crib yelling âmommy mommy mommyâ for 40 minutes. He said he knows the audio doesnât surprise JB, as he went through years of the tough bedtime drama with his daughter. Alex thinks the baby crying sounds cute, but Sandy says thatâs because he doesnât have kids yet.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Preseason football starts tonight and itâs the Cowboys vs the Broncos. The new trend is internet pictures like âplankingâ âowlingâ and âconingâ is âHorsemanningâ, where you make it look like a head is decapitated and sitting next to the body.
9:45 AM: Sara went to see The Change Up and The Help yesterday. She thought The change Up was better than she expected, and that The Help was really good. She thinks itâs a chick flick, and you should read the book before seeing it.
6:00 AM: Today will be the 24th day in a row over 100 degrees, with a high of 10 expected. Gavin DeGraw was beaten by a pack of men and then hit by a taxi cab at 4:30 in the morning yesterday in Manhattanâs Lower East Side. He is currently hospitalized, and we are waiting on further reports about this. Rick Perry is going to announce on Saturday that he plans to enter the Presidential race in 2012. The 61 year old swimmer who attempted to swim from Cuba to the Florida Keys made it halfway but she had to stop because of the winds and currents. She swam for 30 hours and she covered 50 miles. There are plans to remake Dirty Dancing and the original choreographer will work on the film.
6:15 AM: Kids today who are 14 and younger have a 1 in 4 chance of living to be 100. A girl born in 2011 has a 33.7% chance of living to be 100. Women who turn 40 this year have a 20% chance of living to 100. Someone born today is 8 times more likely to live to 100 than someone born 20 years ago.Â
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. What does Sandy have in common with Tom Cruise? A new article came out about homes being built with snore rooms. Tom Cruise snores, and therefore he and Katie Holmes have a snore room in their home. 23% of married couples sleep in separate beds. Former Longhorn Ricky Williams will play for the Baltimore Ravens this season. APD has set up cameras in the Rundberg area and itâs already lead to 3 arrests. There is a new website where you can sign up to receive crime alerts to your cell phone.
6:40 AM: We talk to a girl named Carrie who is confused about a guyâs actions towards her. She knows Mike through friends, and theyâve always hung out in a group of these mutual friends. Â One night they really were hitting it off and they ended up sleeping together. She thought they had a great time, and they made plans to hang out again. She gave him her number, and she never heard from him again.
6:45 AM: We tracked down Mike and he said heâd be happy to tell us why he never called her. Mike said he had a good time with Carrie, and he went out for some drinks that same week with his older brother Josh. He told Josh about Carrie and pulled out his phone to show him what she looked like. As it turns out, Josh had also slept with Carrie in the past. He said itâs just not something he can let go, and he isnât interested in seeing Carrie again. When Sandy asked her who the better lover was, she said Josh was.
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7:05 AM: Anyone listening who is up right now and has nothing to do all day? Leslie is a stay at home mom in Lakeway and her husband is in Europe right now. Her kids will go to play dates at friendâs homes and she can do whatever she wants today. Casey from Georgetown called in and she has nothing at all to do today. Today is her day off, and she has no obligations. She is going to go kayaking for fun, but sounds pretty chilled out about her day.
7:20 AM: Child ID is a new FREE iPhone app that was put out by the FBI. It helps you store information and photos of them and then if for some reason they go missing, you can list them as missing with a few clicks. There is also an app called Offender Locator that can pull up on your phone and it will tell you where sex offenders live in relation to where you are.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There will be an Amy Winehouse movie, and Lady Gaga wants to play her in the film. Perry is going to announce on Saturday that he plans to enter the Presidential race in 2012. Gavin DeGraw was beaten by a pack of men and then hit by a taxi cab at 4:30 in the morning yesterday in Manhattanâs Lower East Side. He is currently hospitalized, and we are waiting on further reports about this. The Bachelor Pad premiered last night and it was a 3 hours episode. The rumored cast for the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars is; Rob Kardashian, Christina Milian, Regis Philbin, Lindsay Lohan, Shaq, Nick Jonas, Donnie Wahlberg, and Queen Latifah. Â
7:45 AM: Alex questioned JB about his home life yesterday, and today we wants to ask about Sandy. He wants to know what Sandy thinks about on his drive home from work. Sandy normally calls his wife on the way home, and then âdecompressesâ by driving in silence on the rest of the drive. Alex wants to know what he does right when he gets home. Sandy says itâs different every day depending on what the day has in store. He says when Landry sleeps, he sleeps, and often times sheâs out at Little Gym or Swim Lessons when he gets home. Â Alex wonders what Sandy does when heâs bored at home, and Sandy says there is no down time at home, and no time to be bored. Heâs in the middle of potty training his 2 year old, so heâs always with her or on guard. Alex wants to know if Sandy and his wife still have sex. Sandy says not as regularly as they used to, but thatâs normal.
7:55 AM: 2 minute topicâshould freshman in high school be allowed to date seniors in high school? Sara thinks yes, because she remembers being a freshman and looking up to the senior guys. Cassiday actually dated a senior guy when she was a freshman and her parents were very upset about it. Alex, JB, and Sandy think itâs bad and hope their daughters never put them through it. They said the messed up thing is when they were seniors, all their female classmates were dating older guys.
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8:20 AM: Questions from the bag. Alex have you ever peed or pooped your pants in adulthood?  Yes, he has peed in his sleep, and once he farted hard and a âbutt nugget came outâ. Alex, give us one word to hint at a sexual fantasy of yours. ârunawayâ.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Arnold Schwarzenegger was photographed at a gym wearing a t shirt that said âI Survived Mariaâ. Â The 61 year old swimmer who attempted to swim from Cuba to the Florida Keys made it halfway but she had to stop because of the winds and currents. She swam for 30 hours and she covered 50 miles. Former Longhorn Ricky Williams will play for the Baltimore Ravens this season. There are plans to remake Dirty Dancing and the original choreographer will work on the film.
8:40 AM: Does that make me a bitch? Latisha called in and wants to know if what she did at work makes her a bitch. Her co-worker said âis the customer asking for meâ, and Latisha said to her âif someone is asking for you weâll let you knowâ in a bitchy tone.
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9:15 AM: Alex questioned JB about his home life yesterday, and today we wants to ask about Sandy. He wants to know what Sandy thinks about on his drive home from work. Sandy normally calls his wife on the way home, and then âdecompressesâ by driving in silence on the rest of the drive. Alex wants to know what he does right when he gets home. Sandy says itâs different every day depending on what the day has in store. He says when Landry sleeps, he sleeps, and often times sheâs out at Little Gym or Swim Lessons when he gets home. Â Alex wonders what Sandy does when heâs bored at home, and Sandy says there is no down time at home, and no time to be bored. Heâs in the middle of potty training his 2 year old, so heâs always with her or on guard. Alex wants to know if Sandy and his wife still have sex. Sandy says not as regularly as they used to, but thatâs normal.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. President Obama is currently heading to Dover Airforce Base to be there when the bodies of the recently killer soldiers arrive. There will be an Amy Winehouse movie, and Lady Gaga wants to play her in the film. The rumored cast for the upcoming season of Dancing With the Stars is; Rob Kardashian, Christina Milian, Regis Philbin, Lindsay Lohan, Shaq, Nick Jonas, Donnie Wahlberg, and Queen Latifah.
6:00 AM: Todayâs high is 107, and itâs the 23rd day in a row weâve been over 100 degrees in Austin. Â The deadliest single loss for American forces in this war occurred over the weekend, when 30 American armed forces members were killed. 22 were Navy Seals, and they died in Kabul when their helicopter was hit by a rocket propelled grenade. A Dallas seal whose family lives in Bastrop was killed. There were 2 fires this weekend; a grass fire on mopac between 360 and barton skyway happened on Friday afternoon and 1500 acres burned near Camp Swift in Bastrop County. Kemp Texas had to cut off their water for 48 hours because the heat was so bad it caused the soil to shift, and all of the underground water pipes burst. Last night the Teen Choice Awards were on TV and Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber cleaned up. Ashton Kutcher decided to give advice to the teens in attendance, and told them NEVER charge anything on a credit card if they donât have the money to pay for it.
6:15 AM: Whatâs the theme? Lady Gaga, Janet Jackson, and Nicki Minaj. The thing all 3 ladies share is that theyâve experienced wardrobe malfunctions while performing. Nicki Minaj was performing on Good Morning America on Friday morning when her nipple slipped out of her top on live TV.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Taylor Swift did a cover of Eminemâs âLose Yourselfâ in one of her concerts over the weekend. Â Desperate Housewives is leaving the air after 8 years. The next season they have will be the final season for them. Big Boi from Outkast was caught with dugs this weekend as he was leaving a cruise ship. He was caught with ecstasy, mdma, and Viagra when drug dogs sniffed them on his person. Thousands of Verizon workers are on strike right now.
6:45 AM: Is there such a thing as a quarter life crisis? We think itâs possible, and a new study shows people in their mid 20âs are starting to experience this. It has to do with the reality of what real life actually means, and the pressure to settle down and find a âcareerâ. Â Cassiday can definitely relate, and knows there is something that happens where you all of a sudden wake up one day and feel the pressure to âface realityâ about a lot of things.
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who has ever has a road rage incident become a physical incident? Jenny called in and her boyfriend has road rage. If someone cuts them off, he runs them off the road and goes and taps on their window. He once had a knife pulled on him, and he punched the guy in the face. Â
7:24 AM: The Loser Line.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.  The deadliest single loss for American forces in this war occurred over the weekend, when 30 American armed forces members were killed. 22 were Navy Seals, and they died in Kabul when their helicopter was hit by a rocket propelled grenade. A Dallas seal whose family lives in Bastrop was killed. An Austin man fell asleep naked on a boat dock this weekend and got 2nd degree burns over 40% of his body. He jumped in the water and refused to get out and show his burns to the EMTâs. When they finally got him out of the water, he had to be airlifted to an airport. A 61 year old woman is swimming 103 miles from Havana to the Florida keys with no shark tank. She has 5 boats sailing alongside her, and will stop every 45 minutes for hydration, and stop every 90 seconds to eat peanut butter. Planet of the Apes made 54 million dollars over the weekend, coming in 1st place at the box office.
7:45 AM: Alex has decided he wants to be more a part of JB and Sandyâs families, but he has some questions first. He asks how often Erin and JB are really exhausted due to being parents.  JB says itâs not near as bad as when Raleigh was a toddler, but they still get that way from time to time. Alex has heard JB say âIâm so tired of being tiredâ every morning for years, and he worries that having kids means you will never feel rested again. JB says it gets better as they grow up, and once theyâre older, you donât have to watch and follow their every move.  Alex wants to know if Raleigh has friends that are boys now, and wonders how Jb feels about that. JB says that boys are a non issue now, and Raleigh is in the âboys are ickyâ phase at the moment. He says she is starting to talk about boys, and itâs going to be new for him in the next year. Alex wants to know who is better at helping Raleigh with homeworkâJB or Erin? JB says Erin is WAY better at this, and she and Raleigh are always butting heads over getting homework done on time. Lastly, he wants to know if Raleigh goes to bed early enough that they can get stuff done once she goes to bed. JB says she is a total night owl, and they canât ever get her to go to bed. She stays up later than they do sometimes, so they canât get anything done after she goes to bed.
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8:20 AM: Sara went to talk to the Del Valle band about rehearsing in the heat. They said itâs tough to carry an instrument and march in the heat, but they love what they do and theyâre really passionate about it. They go 8 am to 2 pm everyday and then 1-6 pm some days. Sara asked them about band life. They said it gives them a sense of family instantly, and they make friends easily because they have an instant group when they start high school. They also talked about how the sexiest instrument is the baritone, and how the drumline and trumpets feel like they are elite.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An office manager is suing her boss for giving her a schedule of how to dress including tube tops, mini skirts, bikini tops, wet t-shirts, and no bra. He asked about her breast size, slapped her on the butt, and asked her to bake him a sex cake. Â Desperate Housewives is leaving the air after 8 years. The next season they have will be the final season for them. Big Boi from Outkast was caught with dugs this weekend as he was leaving a cruise ship. He was caught with ecstasy, mdma, and Viagra when drug dogs sniffed them on his person. A polar bear attacked a group of camping teens this weekend, and one 17 year old man was killed. The bear has one boyâs head in his mouth, and the boy managed to punch the bear in the nose to get free.
8:45 AM: Poop talkâSandy has finally cured his âbathroom issueâ. For years heâs been the kind of guy who once he has to go #2, it better be right away or heâs going to have a mess on his hands. (if you know what I mean). He went to his doctor for a physical, and it turns out that his urgency to go #2 and his constant need to clear his throat is related. His doctor gave him a pill for acid reflux, and his problem is totally solved! Yay Sandy!
8:50 AM: The loser line. Â
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9:12 AM: Replay-- Alex has decided he wants to be more a part of JB and Sandyâs families, but he has some questions first. He asks how often Erin and JB are really exhausted due to being parents.  JB says itâs not near as bad as when Raleigh was a toddler, but they still get that way from time to time. Alex has heard JB say âIâm so tired of being tiredâ every morning for years, and he worries that having kids means you will never feel rested again. JB says it gets better as they grow up, and once theyâre older, you donât have to watch and follow their every move.  Alex wants to know if Raleigh has friends that are boys now, and wonders how Jb feels about that. JB says that boys are a non issue now, and Raleigh is in the âboys are ickyâ phase at the moment. He says she is starting to talk about boys, and itâs going to be new for him in the next year. Alex wants to know who is better at helping Raleigh with homeworkâJB or Erin? JB says Erin is WAY better at this, and she and Raleigh are always butting heads over getting homework done on time. Lastly, he wants to know if Raleigh goes to bed early enough that they can get stuff done once she goes to bed. JB says she is a total night owl, and they canât ever get her to go to bed. She stays up later than they do sometimes, so they canât get anything done after she goes to bed.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. When Kris Jenner turned 30, she recorded a parody of a Randy Newman song called âI Love My Friendsâ. It has surfaced in the media recently, and itâs terrible. Last night the Teen Choice Awards were on TV and Selena Gomez and Justin Bieber cleaned up. Ashton Kutcher decided to give advice to the teens in attendance, and told them NEVER charge anything on a credit card if they donât have the money to pay for it. Â The Bachelor Pad premieres tonight, so be sure to watch the drama unfold as Jake and Vienna are back under the same roof.
6:00 AM:Â President Obama is 50 today and last night in Chicago he had 2 re-election fundraisers. Jerry Lewis is no longer serving as the chairman for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Nigel Lithgow and Nancy OâDell are two of the new hosts who will replace him in hosting the telethon. Cargill recalled a lot of turkey meat after it made people ill in 26 states. Its called âhoneysuckle whiteâ brand in Texas, and you can go to Cargillâs website for more information. Kim Kardashianâs wedding will be aired in 2 parts in October on the E! Network.
6:15 AM: Kidâs fast food meals with the highest and lowest calorie counts; Dairy Queen, WorstâThe cheeseburger/fries/soda/dilly bar. BestâChicken strip meal with apple sauce and ice cream cone.  Wendys--BestâChicken nuggets, apple, and soda. WorstâChicken Sandwich meal.  KFCâBest--Chicken strip meal with string cheese. Worstâpopcorn chicken meal. The healthiest place to get a meal for them is Subway.  Get the veggie delight sandwich meal with apples and low fat milk. Check out the rest on Sandyâs blog at mix947.com.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Two and a Half Men will debut September 19th with Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen. His name will be Waldon Schmidt and he will be an internet billionaire with a broken heart, but itâs unclear if his character will be related to either of the two remaining characters. Â Dancing With the Stars asked Tommy Lee to be on the show, and he thinks itâs the funniest thing ever. Roseanne Barr wants do the show but only if they pay for a hip replacement for her. Gwyneth Paltrow is on the cover of Elle this month and she said she will never turn to her husband for help with his music career, because he doesnât want to ruin his street cred by helping her with her career. Tony Bennett has a duets album coming out and he did record a song with Amy Winehouse before she died. All of the proceeds for sales of the single will go to a foundation Winehouseâs father set up to educate children about the dangers of drugs and alcohol.
6:40 AM: Birthdays. President Obama, Jeff Gordon, Roger Clemens, Billy Bob Thornton
6:45 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things. The new trend in fancy restaurants is called ânose to tailâ dining where they serve the whole body of an animal. Such items such as pigâs head, ears, snout, spleen, lamb heart, and sweetbreads. Â Cat owners often get a âcrazyâ stereotype but a survey found 75% of cat owners say they wish they could be cats.
6:52 AM: Sex, Showering, Shoes, brushing your teeth, or iPhone. Which one would you give up if you had to give up one? 21% would give up shoes over phone. 33% would rather give up sex than their iPhone, and 70% of those people are women. Â
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who has had brain surgery?
7:20 AM: MTV is celebrating its 30th anniversary, and want to share some of our favorite MTV moments. JBâ120 Minutes, AlexâNirvana Unplugged, SaraâThe VJ Contest, and SandyâVanilla Ice on Spring Break.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Saturday Night Live will have Alec Baldwin host their first show of the new season, so Alec Baldwin will be hosting for his 15th time, and is tied with Steve Martin for most times hosting the show. Melissa McCarthy is also going to get to host this season. Forbeâs list of Americaâs best college and #1 is Williams College #2 is Princeton #3 is Westpoint and #4 is Stanford. Kim Kardashianâs wedding will be aired in 2 parts in October on the E! Network. Â Jerry Lewis is no longer serving as the chairman for the Muscular Dystrophy Association. Nigel Lithgow and Nancy OâDell are two of the new hosts who will replace him in hosting the telethon.
7:40 AM: We talk to a guy named Jackson who is in the doghouse with his wife right now. He was watching The Bachelorette with his wife and his wife asked him what the best moment of his life was. Without hesitation, he said it was the 2005 National Championship when Vince Young ran that touchdown into the endzone and UT won. She has talked to all of her girlfriends about it, and wonât let it go.
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8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things.  In the Ukraine, there are restaurants with pet bears in them. They get the bears drunk on vodka and entertain the customers. The politicians  are trying to pass laws to get this banned. A woman in Spring Hill Florida was driving drunk and she got pulld over by the cops. She told them she had half a pitcher of Bud Light and a shot called The Leg Spreader which is 1 part Malibu, 1 part midori, and 1 part pineapple juice.
8:20 AM: Sandyâs love letter to Tricia. Sandyâs wife is the most unromantic woman on earth, and their relationship is not one with any romance in it. So, for the sake of humor, Sandy wrote her the first and only love letter of their relationship. It talked about soulmates, loving her for the rest of her life, and loving how great of a mother she is. She was so horrified the entire time, and couldnât wait for the moment to be over. She didnât run away or throw up, but was grossed out by how romantic is was and when he was done reading it, she said he was NOT getting to have sex that night!
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Chris Hansen was caught cheating on his wife with a new reporter, and there is another story out that he is also cheating with a Las Vegas stripper named Kathleen Collins. She is a stripper and aspiring country singer. Two and a Half Men will debut September 19th with Ashton Kutcher replacing Charlie Sheen. His name will be Waldon Schmidt and he will be an internet billionaire with a broken heart, but itâs unclear if his character will be related to either of the two remaining characters. Â Dancing With the Stars asked Tommy Lee to be on the show, and he thinks itâs the funniest thing ever. Roseanne Barr wants do the show but only if they pay for a hip replacement for her. Casey Anthony will not have to return to Orlando because her lawyer has gotten involved and halted the process.
8:40 AM: Austin always makes lists, but this one is a little different. Weâve come in 7th place on the list of kinkiest cities in America.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: MTV is celebrating its 30th anniversary, and want to share some of our favorite MTV moments. JBâ120 Minutes, AlexâNirvana Unplugged, SaraâThe VJ Contest, and SandyâVanilla Ice on Spring Break.
9:30 AM: An Indian man checked into a hospital with severe stomach pain to find out he had a full female reproductive system inside him. He also has a penis and has fathered children with it. Interesting! Val Kilmer is a dead beat dad and doesnât pay child support. Tony Bennett has a duets album coming out and he did record a song with Amy Winehouse before she died. All of the proceeds for sales of the single will go to a foundation Winehouseâs father set up to educate children about the dangers of drugs and alcohol.
9:50 AM: Tomorrowâreplay of Sandyâs love letter to Tricia, Cecily reviews the latest films, Sandy will tell us how his date night went, the week in review and SO much more!!!
6:00 AM: Yesterday the Senate passed a bill that will raise the debt ceiling, and an hour late President Obama signed it. Yesterday Austin Energy set an all time record for energy use, and it occurred between 3 and 4 pm. Donât jump the fence at the White House. A Homeless man jumped the fence last night on the North lawn, and he was quickly arrested. The Central Park Zoo is missing a peacock, but itâs tweets are much less funny than the Bronx Zooâs Cobra was. JB brought a Justin Bieber singing toothbrush today to work and at the end of the show it will go to team player of the day.
6:15 AM: Things that movie theatre employees donât tell you; There are chemicals in the popcorn that make it smell so good, for the first month or two of a new movie screening the money goes to the movie companies and thatâs why they are pushing concessions so hard, the ticket rippers know youâre sneaking into movies but just donât care enough to stop you, the only foods they trust are the popcorn, drinks, and boxed candy (donât get hot dogs, pretzels, or nachos), they canât give you extra cups because every single cup is inventoried, and you may be getting day or two old popcorn.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The city is considering hiring a company to help re-vamp the Trail of Lights, and it would include; more lights, music, food trailers, fake snow, and flash mobs. Linda Evangelista is asking for $46,000 a month from the father of his child. He is married to Selma Hayek, but fathered a child with Evangelista. Â She also wants $175,000 a year for armed chauffeurs, and $80,000 a year for an around the clock nanny. The UT Tower will look different tonight when the Longhorn Network will project 3D images onto the tower starting at 8 pm and throughout the night. 183 to southbound mopac will be closed this weekend to fix some superficial damages from when a tanker truck fell over there last year.
6:45 AM: Amanda Kimmel who comes in 2nd place for most days spent on a Survivor than anyone (108 days total) turns, Evangeline Lily, Tom Brady, Isaiah Washington, and James Hatfield from Metallica.
6:47 AM: A man named Gary Linzner is a Holocaust survivor, and on Sunday he turned 85. For his birthday he went skydiving and said âIâd like to prove that SOB that he didnât succeedâ (meaning Hitler).
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7:08 AM: Anyone listening who had driven cross country? Toby from Round Rock did it twice. Once it took him 3 days and the other time it took him 4 days. He even did 16 hours straight in one of the stretches. We feel sorry for him! Kristine calling from Mopac drove from New York to California to move and said she enjoyed it. Her favorite part was listening to all of the radio stations in the little towns across America. Mark from South Austin also did it twice when he was 19 and this was before the days of cell phones and roadside assistance, and got 2 flat tires while he was doing it.
7:20 AM: Kiosk guy. He told Sara he is driving from Austin to NY and she couldnât believe it. He says he is going to stop in Nashville, Memphis, and Little Rock on the way. He went to a strip club for the first time over the weekend, and went to The Yellow Rose. He said the women were beautiful, but the way the men in there acted was embarrassing. He said they lower the IQ for all mankind with their behavior. Â Sara asked him if he works out, and he said he tried to go to the gym once and the door was locked, so heâs never tried again. He believes that people who are athletic die earlier because God give us limited energy and once we use it up, we die.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A journalist asked Matt Damn of teachers with tenure lack incentive to work hard at their jobs, and he went off on her. He stood up for teachers and put her in her place. Casey Anthony is being ordered to come back to Florida by a judge, and she was recently spotted in Ohio according to pictures taken by TMZ. Yesterday Austin Energy set an all time record for energy use, and it occurred between 3 and 4 pm. A new feature on Facebook helps people announce the birth of their child.
7:40 AM: Alexâs wife Andria drives him crazy. If she decides she doesnât want something while she is shopping, she just leaves it anywhere in the store and says âtheyâll get it eventuallyâ. It drives Alex crazy because heâs worked a ton of retail jobs and knows how annoying it can be. At Garden Ridge recently, she did this and he finally called her out on it. She didnât like it when he did this, but he was glad he finally said something about it.
7:55 AM: JB saw a funny article that says itâs too hot outside for KXAN reporters. The Statesman was reporting today that they are reducing the number of on site reporting to protect the newscasters. We got calls from a carpenter who works in attics of home with no a/c, a woman who is a pool maintenance person, and a UPS driver. They had no sympathy at all!
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8:20 AM: On the show tomorrow, Sandy is going to do something that he knows will make his wife want to gag. He is going to write her a love letter, read it to her, and record her reaction.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 183 to southbound mopac will be closed this weekend to fix some superficial damages from when a tanker truck fell over there last year. Yesterday the Senate passed a bill that will raise the debt ceiling, and an hour late President Obama signed it. The city is considering hiring a company to help re-vamp the Trail of Lights, and it would include; more lights, music, food trailers, fake snow, and flash mobs.
8:40 AM: Questions from the bag. Alexâdo you enjoy picking your nose? Yes, he does, and he flicks it out the window or on the floormat of his car.
8:50 AM: Kiosk guy-- Sara asked him if he ever cried after sex and he said yes, after he had sex with a âladyboyâ in Thailand and didnât realize it was a boy. Â . He went to a strip club for the first time over the weekend, and went to The Yellow Rose. He said the women were beautiful, but the way the men in there acted was embarrassing. He said they lower the IQ for all mankind with their behavior. He said heâd rather hire a hooker or watch high definition porn than spend money at a strip club.
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9:15 AM: JB saw a funny article that says itâs too hot outside for KXAN reporters. The Statesman was reporting today that they are reducing the number of on site reporting to protect the newscasters. We got calls from a carpenter who works in attics of home with no a/c, a woman who is a pool maintenance person, and a UPS driver. They had no sympathy at all!
9:30 AM: Airlines made 21 billion dollars off baggage fees last year. Oprah is getting awarded a humanitarian award from the Oscars. A journalist asked Matt Damn of teachers with tenure lack incentive to work hard at their jobs, and he went off on her. He stood up for teachers and put her in her place. Garmin now has a Yoda voice and a Darth Vader voice you can download. The Yoda voice will even give directions as Yoda usually speaks.
6:00 AM: The Bachelorette ended last night and Ashley chose J.P. Congress has been busy passing legislation related to the debt issue. Also, Gabrielle Giffords returned to the house for the first time yesterday since being shot 6 months ago. She came to vote, and when she arrived, she received a standing ovation. Obama has passed a law that will make certain things free through healthcare in the future such as; birth control, breast pumps, well woman exams, and STD tests. The missing 11 year old that went missing in New Hampshire was found dead yesterday. Her body was in a body of water, and they hope an autopsy will help them figure out what happened. ERCOT is asking people to conserve energy this week between 3 and 7 pm. Fantasia Barrino is pregnant with her second child but she isnât telling who the dad is.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Actor Bryan Cranston once did a soap commercial in which he wore a skunk costume. There are 3 times as many KFCâs in china as McDonalds. 1 in 4 Chinese people are overweight, while 66% of Americans are. In 3-4 years, McDonalds plans to start opening one restaurant a day in China. One of the dolphins who played Flipper (Kathy) committed suicide. All of the dolphins who played Flipper were female because they are less aggressive and less likely to have scars.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthony has 32 hours to return to Florida to serve probation for a hot check charge that she plead guilty to. Kings of Leon has cancelled the rest of the U.S. Tour claiming that their lead singer has exhaustion, but another member of the band tweeted something that implied he has a drug or alcohol issue. The body of the year is 66 year old Helen Mirren according to a vote. The #1 male was David Beckham, and #2 was Daniel Craig. Formula One might be pushed back for the start date to November 18. There are rumors they have changed the date so it wonât be so hot for the spectators.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Sam Worthington (35), Kevin Smith (45), and Mary Louise Parker (47).Â
6:48 AM: Highest rates of addiction in the United States. Illicit drug use-Alaska, Marijuana use-Alaska, Painkiller abuse-Oklahoma, Alcohol use-New Hampshire, Underage Drinking-Vermont, Drug Addiction-Washington D.C., Smoking Cigarettes- Kentucky. A 70 something couple in Massachusetts figured out how to beat the lottery. They bought over $600,000 in tickets, and they knew it would guarantee their win. They bought over half of the tickets for the entire lottery game. Even if they lost the BIG jackpot, they figured out there would be enough small payouts to pay off what they spent and give them an additional pot of money as well.
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7:05 AM: Anyone listening who has never flown on an airplane? We talked to one listener who was 32 and never flown because in her youth, she just never had the opportunity, and now her adulthood, she just canât afford it with how pricy plane tickets have become.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Heidi and Spencer are now living rent free in Spencerâs Parentâs house, he canât get a job, and he is considering going back to school. He says all of the money they made when they were well known has been spent already. A rumor has come out that Amy Winehouse was attempting to adopt a child, but it was found to be completely bogus. Two and a Half Men has their first episode without Charlie Sheen coming up soon, and they plan to kill off his character in the first episode without him. Gabrielle Giffords returned to the house for the first time yesterday since being shot 6 months ago. She came to vote, and when she arrived, she received a standing ovation.Â
7:45 AM: Questions from the bagâJB, have you ever cried after making sweet love? He said no, he hasnât, but one time he may have tried to have so fake tears well up because the girl was crying a bit and he wanted to do âthe mal equivalent of faking itâ.
7:50 AM: 2 minute topicâHairspray is playing right now at ZACH Scott Theatre, Sara and Cass went to see it yesterday and absolutely loved it. They said itâs a fun thing to go do with the family, and itâs just as good if not better than other professional shows theyâve seen.
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8:10 AM:Â People are 2x as likely to say that drinking is more relaxing after a long day of work than spending time with your family. 61% of women say they have 2 large glasses of wine a day when they have a bad day, and only 50% of both genders after a great day. Man who got set up
8:20 AM: Places that men are most likely to cheat;Â #1 Weddings (37%), #2 Bachelor Parties (27%), #3 The office Christmas Party (21%), and High School or College Reunion.
8:30 Hollywoodâs highest paid actor according to Forbes magazine is Leonardo DiCaprio who made 77 million dollars last year. Johnny Depp came in 2nd place, and Adam Sandler came in 3rd. Kings of Leon has cancelled the rest of the U.S. Tour claiming that their lead singer has exhaustion, but another member of the band tweeted something that implied he has a drug or alcohol issue. Obama has passed a law that will make certain things free through healthcare in the future such as; birth control, breast pumps, well woman exams, and STD tests. The Bachelorette ended last night and Ashley chose J.P.Â
8:45 AM: Sandy has a question about shower length. He wants to know our opinion of what a long shower would be. He thinks that 5 minutes is a fine length for a shower but his friend told him thatâs too long. He thinks his wife friend is crazy because she takes a 20-30 minute shower every day with the lights off. JB, Alex, and Sara think 10 minutes equals a long shower. JB takes a 3-5 minute one, Alex says he takes a 1 minute one, and Sara usually takes about 3 minutes. Cassiday likes to take 10-15 minute showers.
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9:15 AM: Questions from the bagâJB, have you ever cried after making sweet love? Â He said no, he hasnât, but one time he may have tried to have so fake tears well up because the girl was crying a bit and he wanted to do âthe mal equivalent of faking itâ.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthony has 32 hours to return to Florida to serve probation for a hot check charge that she plead guilty to. Fantasia Barrino is pregnant with her second child but she isnât telling who the dad is. Cowboys and Aliens tied with The Smurfs this weekend at the box office, and Harrison Ford is pissed about it.
6:00 AM: A 21 year old solider was arrested yesterday as a terrorist suspect just 3 miles away from Ft. Hood. He went AWOL from a military base in Kentucky, and was caught in a hotel room with ingredients to make bombs. He admitted that he planned to attack Ft Hood and restaurants that Ft Hood solider liked to eat at. A man decided to punch an American Airlines Pilot who kicked him off a flight. The man was sleeping but had not buckled his seatbelt, and when he was found to be unresponsive they took the plane back to the gate. The man and his brother then proceeded to beat up the pilot. Tiger Woods used his Twitter account to say he will be back playing golf next week.
6:15 AM: Google Documents is driving us crazy. We have been trying to use it to organize our show preparation and brainstorming ideas. Itâs a great tool to share stuff, but itâs been a point of contention between us because
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Casey Anthony latex mask went for $999,900 on eBay. Larry Flynt has offered her $500,000 up front plus 10% of all profits if she poses in Hustler. Operation Meat Locker was a sting by APD that caught 3 local restaurants buying stolen meat and serving it to their customers. Central TX Medical Center is the latest business to stop hiring smokers. They will test applicants for nicotine in their blood stream as a part of the hiring process. Â Rob Kardashian is going to be on the next season of Dancing With the Stars.
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who is going on an International Trip this week? Katherine is going to visit family in Norway on Tuesday. Lori is going to Jamaica, and Jennifer is going on a Disney Cruise to Nassau.
7:20 AM: Cecily Knobler reviews this weekâs films. Crazy, Stupid, Love is âwell above averageâ according to Cecily, earning a C++. Cowboys vs. Aliens earned a D- because she âwanted to love it, but she didnâtâ. Smurfs will be likeable for children, but not for those of us who grew up watching it in the 80âs.
7:25 AM: The Week in Review.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lady Gaga is releasing a book of photographs of all of her crazy outfits, which will make a great Christmas gift for her fans. Jimmy Kimmel asked her if sheâd like to have kids someday, which she said yes to. Jenny McCarthy had a show deal on the OWN Network, but she pulled out and took it to NBC. A 21 year old solider was arrested yesterday as a terrorist suspect just 3 miles away from Ft. Hood. He went AWOL from a military base in Kentucky, and was caught in a hotel room with ingredients to make bombs. He admitted that he planned to attack Ft Hood and restaurants that Ft Hood solider liked to eat at.
7:50 AM: Unknown poll.  Men, if your woman gained a significant amount of weight would you break up with her? Sandy says âhell yes I wouldâ, and so does Alex. 50% of the Austin men we talked to said they would, and in the national poll, 50 % of men would.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. A woman in Monte Carlo caused a VERY expensive car crash. She crashed a $403,000 Bentley into a $121,000 Mercedes, a $231,000 Ferrari, a $242,000 Aston Martin, and a $129,000 Porsche 911. This totaled $1,126,000 worth of cars! Wow.
8:20 AM: The Week in Review.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Casey Anthony latex mask went for $999,900 on eBay. Larry Flynt has offered her $500,000 up front plus 10% of all profits if she poses in Hustler. Operation Meat Locker was a sting by APD that caught 3 local restaurants buying stolen meat and serving it to their customers. Central TX Medical Center is the latest business to stop hiring smokers. They will test applicants for nicotine in their blood stream as a part of the hiring process. Â Rob Kardashian is going to be on the next season of Dancing With the Stars.
8:45 AM: Questions from a bag. Sandy got asked âdo you feel underpaid and underappreciated at work?â and his answer was that he thinks everyone does, and he does too. Sara got asked âhave you ever gone through your partnerâs texts or emails out of curiosity?â and she said that she did with an ex boyfriend because she knew a girl was texting him. She said they were at a Mavs game and he went in to get the tickets and left his phone in the car. Sara went through his texts and saw that the girl was sending texts to him that said âI want youâ.
8:52 AM: Cecily Knobler reviews this weekâs films. Crazy, Stupid, Love is âwell above averageâ according to Cecily, earning a C++. Cowboys vs. Aliens earned a D- because she âwanted to love it, but she didnâtâ. Smurfs will be likeable for children, but not for those of us who grew up watching it in the 80âs.
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9:15 AM: The week in review.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Pippa Middletonâs butt is the new craze, and women are now asking for it when they visit their plastic surgeons. Lady Gaga is releasing a book of photographs of all of her crazy outfits, which will make a great Christmas gift for her fans. Jimmy Kimmel asked her if sheâd like to have kids someday, which she said yes to. The world championship swimming is going on right now and Michael Phelps has lost quite a few races.
9:45 AM: Alex is going to El Paso this weekend because his Grandma isnât doing well, and he needs to go see her. Sandy is taking his nephew to Port Aransas to fish this weekend.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Glenn Closeâs father was a doctor in Africa. Tabloid Magazines got their name because like âtabsâ (pills) they are easy to swallow. The average person goes to the bathroom 6 times a day. At a point in the 9-âs, 1 in every 2 CDs made was an AOL installation disc.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Julia Roberts ads have been banned in the UK because they are so overly photo shopped. Alex Trebek ruptured his Achilles tendon chasing a burglar down the hallway of his hotel, and had to do his show on crutches yesterday. Austin Energy has hit a record this month. Customers set a record for the most energy used in any July ever. Also, there are more than 13 million dollars in unpaid bills.
6:40 AM: Happy Birthday today to Soldier Boy (21), Afroman (37), Elizabeth Berkley (39), and Rebecca Laughlin (47).
6:45 AM: A 20 year old Milwaukee man was upset because his girlfriend left him. He asked his friend to shoot him 3 times to make it look like heâd been attacked, which was all in an attempt to get his girlfriend back with sympathy from her. He wasnât allowed to shoot himself because he was a conflicted felon, so he gave his friend some money and pain pills for payment. His friend shot him in the arm once, and the guy refused to shoot him again even though the man was begging him to shoot him 2 more times. They both got convicted of felonies once their story unraveled at the hospital. Â A South Carolina woman loves truck nuts and hung a red pair from the hitch of her truck. Her state has a law banning obscene bumper stickers, and she was ticketed by the police because they felt that it fell into that law. She will go to court, because the police are hoping that the judge will support their decision to outlaw truck nuts in the state. Â
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who has a name for their phone? Amy calls hers âthe magic boxâ, and whenever they need to use it to look something up they say âlets ask the magic boxâ. Crystal called in and said she doesnât have a name for her phone, but the guy driving in front of her right now in a Camry has decided to name his car âBlue Thunderâ, as itâs written in big white letters all over the car.
7:20 AM: JB has found that he thinks is the best appetizer in Austin. He and his wife like it so much that they have gone 3 times in one week to eat it. Itâs at Imperia at 4th and Colorado and itâs grilled sea bass on a skewer with a miso dipping sauce. They do half price appetizers during their happy hour, so go check it out. Sandyâs is the Avocado Kama at Mushashino. Alexâs is the waffle and cheese fries at Pluckers. Saraâs is the bacadidos at Garridos, and Cassidayâs is the buffalo fried pickles at 2nd Bar and Kitchen.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. We may see rain in Austin Friday night or Saturday morning. There is a 40% chance of rain for those days because of Tropical Storm Don. Charlie Sheen is getting 2 million dollars for his Comedy Central roast. Austin Energy has hit a record this month. Customers set a record for the most energy used in any July ever. Also, there are more than 13 million dollars in unpaid bills. Tonight on TV: Project Runway returns and so does LA Ink.
7:45 AM: We talk to a male listener who has a dilemma. His wife is a stay at home mom and he works 9 hour days M-F. She has told him that Monday, Wednesday, and Friday he has to take their 2 children out of the home from 5 to 7 pm every day so she can read.
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8:20 AM: Headlines. 71% of women are more likely to have sex if they think they will burn calories while doing it. A naked man was hanging out on his porch, and when the neighbors called the police, they found out something interesting about him. He turned out to be an animal hoarder, and has 25 dead and alive animals in his house.
8:25 AM: Rueben called in because he heard the naked guy story, and had a funny one of his own to share. Â This weekend he was letting his dogs out to pee in the backyard and saw a man burglarizing his truck. He chased the man and apprehended him, all while being butt naked.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Madonna spent $75,000 on a machine to get rid of cellulite. Chris Tucker was on Jay Lenoâs show last night and did the worst ever Bill Clinton impression but had a great story about him. He said on a trip to Africa with Bill Clinton, Bill made Chris do impressions of him for everyone they came across. A fire near Hamilton Pool started yesterday around 2 pm. Alex Trebek ruptured his Achilles tendon chasing a burglar down the hallway of his hotel, and had to do his show on crutches yesterday.
8:40 AM: What did you find out the truth about and it let you down? For Sandy it was the movie Rudy. He interviewed Joe Montana once, who was on that team with Rudy and he said it wasnât at all how the movie portrayed it. For Sara it was Santa, and she was upset about it even all the way into High School. Alex was upset when he found out the backdrop of the original ACL TV Show wasnât a real skyline of Austin.
8:56 AM: 2 minute topic. 1 in 10 people would let a neighbor live with them if they were in financial trouble. Sandy would, but none of the rest of us would. JB thinks it would stress his wife out too much, and Sandy said if he did it, itâd be for only a week or two. 45% will help neighbors look for work, 44% will cook them a meal.
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9:25 AM: Tomorrowâs showâSix Flags tickets, Cecily Knobler movie Reviews, The Week in Review.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. We may see rain in Austin Friday night or Saturday morning. There is a 40% chance of rain for those days because of Tropical Storm Don. Charlie Sheen is getting 2 million dollars for his Comedy Central roast. Austin Energy has hit a record this month. Customers set a record for the most energy used in any July ever. Also, there are more than 13 million dollars in unpaid bills. Tonight on TV: Project Runway returns and so does LA Ink.
6:00 AM: There was a shooting on South Congress last night near the Austin Motel at 9 pm. McDonalds is chancing the happy meal by getting rid of half of the fries and replacing them with fruit. The most valuable bottle of wine was sold for $117,000 in an auction. Itâs an 1811 vintage from Bordeaux France and the buyer who is a sommelier, plans to drink it.
6:15 AM: Things you kids may never ever know about; putting a VHS into a VCR to watch or record something, the number of TV channels being a single digit, minidiscs/laser discs/betamax, watching TV when the networks say you should (DVRs rule now), wires, the buzz of the dot matrix printer, joysticks, using a real encyclopedia, using a road atlas, CB radios, payphones, fax machines, vacuum machines with bags in them, and roller skates.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Denise Richards was on The View yesterday and they asked her what weird things she found when she moved into Charlie Sheenâs bachelor pad at the beginning of their relationship. She said there was a fire pole, panic room, and a bullet proof door to the bedroom. Around 3:45 pm yesterday at the downtown Starbucks a woman grabbed the tip jar, hit a lady in the face, and stole her wallet. A man stopped her outside and held her down until the police came. By Labor Day, they will change the parking meters downtown and make them so we have to pay to use them until midnight.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Alex Rodriguez (36), Maya Rudolph (39), and Bill Engvall.
6:55 AM: Headlines. Someone has created a Casey Anthony latex mask for Halloween and itâs on Ebay right now. We think a cheap version of this will be out by Halloween, and there will probably be a lot of people dressed up as her for Halloween. Yesterday morning at 1 AM a woman in Madison Wisconsin took her dog to the dog park. She let her dog off the leash, and a man appeared and began to attack her. Her dog got aggressive with the guy, and he ran away before he could assault the woman.
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7:06 AM: Anyone listening who has been with their partner for a long time but never married them? We ask because Gene Simmons and Shannon Tweed have been together 28 years and are just now planning to get married. Yvonne and her man have been together for 17 years, but still live in separate home and have never married. Kim has been with her man for 13 years but theyâve never married because sheâs Italian and Catholic and he is Thai and Buddhist. Krystal and her man have 3 kids together but havenât ever gotten married because it seems like a hassle. Michelleâs parents were together for 25 years before they got married last year.
7:20 AM: Grandma Shook. Sara asked her about drugs because of Amy Winehouseâs recent passing. Sara wanted to know if the drugs of today were around back then. She said that she had never heard of cocaine in her youth, but she did hear of marijuana. She smelled marijuana once when the windows were open and someone across the street was having a party. Grandma said they did smoke cigarettes though, because everyone was doing it. Sara also asked her did people diet growing up. She said everyone was skinny then, and she doesnât remember anyone ever being on a diet. She said itâs probably because everyone did home cooked meals and fast food didnât really exist.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Playmate Crystal Harris was on the Howard Stern show and said they only ever had sex once and it lasted 2 seconds. Copper Thieves hit up the Flying Saucer on Lamar and stole from each of the 6 a/c units on the roof, but they have no idea who did it. The U.S. Postal Service is thinking of closing 3,700 post offices over the next year to help with their budget deficit. The names of the jurors on the Casey Anthony trial will be sealed for 3 months to protect them.
7:45 AM: âGive me someone to followâ update. On Monday Alex told JB to follow Adam Schefter on twitter, but yesterday JB asked for a re-do. Alex told him to follow Adam Corolla. Sara told Sandy to follow Seth Meyers from Saturday Night Live, and Sandy doesnât like him. So Cassiday told him to follow @jennyjohnsonhi5.
7:57 AM: Sandy bought 11 pairs of new underwear yesterday, went home and threw away everything he had that was old. Â His 2 minute topic for us is âdo you wash new underwear before you wear it?â. Â The guys donât because their underwear comes out of a freshly opened plastic bag. For the ladies itâs a little different because their underwear has been touched by a lot of hands by the time they buy it.
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8:10 AM:  In Seoul Sorth Korea a skyscraper began to shake violently, and the building was evacuated. For 2 days experts examined the building to figure out what it was, and it wasnât an earthquakeâ¦.no, it was 23 people taking a Tae Bo Class in the building. A 63 year old man in Glendale California tried to perform surgery on himself at home. He had a hernia and decided to cut himself open with a butter knife to try and fix the hernia on his own. His wife called the cops and they rushed him to the hospital and stitched him up.
8:20 AM: JB bought an iPad, and is already thinking about returning it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kat Von D got Jesse Jamesâ 5th grade school picture tattooed under her arm and their engagement was announced to be called off yesterday. WalMart has added VuDu, a movie streaming service, and it will compete with NetFlix. There was a shooting on South Congress last night near the Austin Motel at 9 pm. Denise Richards was on The View yesterday and they asked her what weird things she found when she moved into Charlie Sheenâs bachelor pad at the beginning of their relationship.
8:40 AM: JB sat down and talked to Erin about what the last 3 weeks has been like without Raleigh being home. She said sheâs enjoyed spending more time with JB, not having a schedule, and having the days be more casual. JB then badgered her for a very long time
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9:15 AM: Replay--âGive me someone to followâ update. On Monday Alex told JB to follow Adam Schefter on twitter, but yesterday JB asked for a re-do. Alex told him to follow Adam Corolla. Sara told Sandy to follow Seth Meyers from Saturday Night Live, and Sandy doesnât like him. So Cassiday told him to follow @jennyjohnsonhi5.
9:23 AM: An Austinite named Milton Verret paid 1.5 million dollars to buy the original Michael Jackson âThrillerâ jacket, and itâs in the studio with us right now. He is a collector of all types of rock and roll artifacts, and he is using this jacket to help kids out. It will be on display tonight at The Long Center to kick off the cow parade. For a small donation tonight youâll be able to get a picture with the jacket, and all the proceeds will go to childrenâs charities.
9:45 AM: Tomorrow on the show JB will tell us the best appetizer in Austin, weâll talk to a man who is upset with a new rule his wife wants to make in their household, what were people upset when they learned the truth about, and so much more!
6:00 AM: Amy Winehouseâs autopsy was inconclusive, so until the toxicology tests come in, they may not know what killed her. She will be laid to rest in a private funeral today. The NFL Lockout is officially over after 136 days. Democrats and Republicans canât reach a deal on the National Debt, and it will cause problems for the entire Nation unless they can reach an agreement. Jay Z and Kanye West are starting a new group called âThe Throneâ and will tour together and put out an album together as well. They will come to Dallas and Houston in late October, and the album will come out August 12th.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. When Jim Morrison went to FSU, he appeared in a student film. Morrisonâs dad was an admiral in the Navy. Janis Joplinâs dad was an engineer for Texaco and her mom was a registrar for Port Arthur College. Amy Winehouse is the oldest member of the â27 Clubâ, having died when she was close to turning 28. Amy Winehouse and Jimi Hendrix both died at age 27 in London.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Netflix made some major changes a couple of weeks ago and upped their prices. 15% (2.5 million people) have ditched the service since Netflix increased their prices. Jesse James and Kat Von D have called off their engagement according to a report. Alex thinks itâs just a ploy for ratings because Katâs new season of LA Ink premieres in a few weeks. An Austin woman lost her leg waiting for a bus in North Austin when a car ran into her. The Chuys location on North Lamar is going to try and help her. Next Friday everybody waiting tables will give their profits to her medical fund. Yesterday Coach Brown talked to the media and he said he doesnât know which of the 4 quarterbacks will start this year.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Kate Beckinsale, Jeremy Piven, Sandra Bullock, Kevin Spacey, and Mick Jagger.
6:50 AM: Time Magazineâs list of 7 things that are getting cheaper; in ground pools, IKEA products, Volkswagen Cars, Real Estate, Solar Panels, 3D Televisions, and a private trip into space (it now costs about $100,000 but when it first came out it was about $200,000). The average person eats their 3 meals in a day in a total of 40 minutes.
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who went to get a tattoo with their child or their parent? Jolene and her son went and got a matching tattoo on Motherâs Day. She promised him sheâd go once heâd been in recovery from drugs and alcohol for a year.
7:20 AM: Raleigh is at camp for 3 weeks and JB wanted to share some of her letters with us. Last year was her first year at camp and she was very homesick the first week. He said itâs a totally different story this year and sheâs having a blast. Some funny moments from this summerâs letters âI want a ferret named Bob please!!!! Byeâ, âSend me some detangling spray because my hair has notsâ, âIt turns out the ferret was a girl, but I still want it. Can I have it?â. They pick her up on Saturday morning and are so excited to have her back home.
7:30 AM: 4 Things you need to know with Sara. Netflix made some major changes a couple of weeks ago and upped their prices. 15% (2.5 million people) have ditched the service since Netflix increased their prices. Jesse James and Kat Von D have called off their engagement according to a report. Alex thinks itâs just a ploy for ratings because Katâs new season of LA Ink premieres in a few weeks. An Austin woman lost her leg waiting for a bus in North Austin when a car ran into her. Chuys is going to try and help her. Next Friday everybody waiting tables will give their profits to her medical fund. Yesterday Coach Brown talked to the media and he said he doesnât know which of the 4 quarterbacks will start this year.
7:45 AM: We talk to Evelyn, the mom who hasnât spent a night alone in her home in 12 years. She has 3 boys and works at a daycare with 60 children.
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8:10 AM: In South Africa a man was having a major asthma attack, and his family thought he died. The undertaker took him to the morgue, and 21 hours later he woke up inside a morgue fridge. He yelled and screamed until someone saved him. The top 8 things couples fight about while in the car; the kids in the back, driving too slowly, picking the wrong radio station, parking, being too aggressive, tailgating, getting lost, and speeding.
8:20 AM: Saraâs recent read is âThe Helpâ, and she absolutely loved it. She said the book was incredible, and all women would love it. She said the movie comes out in August and she canât wait to see it. JBâs recent read is âBlue Like Jazzâ by Donald Miller. He says itâs a contemporary take on Christianity, and the author is a guy who is very religious but hates organized churches.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday Coach Brown talked to the media and he said he doesnât know which of the 4 quarterbacks will start this year. Jay Z and Kanye West are starting a new group called âThe Throneâ and will tour together and put out an album together as well. They will come to Dallas and Houston in late October, and the album will come out August 12th. Netflix made some major changes a couple of weeks ago and upped their prices. 15% (2.5 million people) have ditched the service since Netflix increased their prices. Jesse James and Kat Von D have called off their engagement according to a report. Alex thinks itâs just a ploy for ratings because Katâs new season of LA Ink premieres in a few weeks.
8:45 AM: Weâll tell you why youâre single.
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9:15 AM: Replay-- We talk to Evelyn, the mom who hasnât spent a night alone in her home in 12 years. She has 3 boys and works at a daycare with 60 children.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. McDonaldâs is cutting out half of the fries that come in a Happy Meal and adding in fruit. MTV has decided to rebroadcast an old Amy Winehouse concert tomorrow night. An Austin woman lost her leg waiting for a bus in North Austin when a car ran into her. The Chuys location on North Lamar is going to try and help her. Next Friday everybody waiting tables will give their profits to her medical fund.
7/25/11â¦.
6:00 AM:Â The man accused of the attacks in Norway will make his first appearance in court today. He acted alone according to him, and today he wants to use his court appearance to explain himself. Amy Winehouse was found dead in her home in London on Saturday at the age of 27. The first female Navy officer to serve on a submarine has been selected, and a class of 21 women is going to be training this year. The #1 film over the weekend was Captain America, taking down Harry Potter out of the #1 spot.
6:10 AM: There is a prayer said before every NASCAR race, and the one that happened this weekend cracked JB and Sandy up. The guy thanks God for oil brands, tire brands, car manufacturers, his âsmokinâ hot wifeâ, and his kids which they call âthe little Eâsâ. Itâs absolutely hilarious and sounds like something straight out of Talladega Nights.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Forbes has put together a list of the top earning American Idol contestants in 2011. Katherine McPhee, David Cook, and David Archuleta are 2011âs lowest earning contestants. The top 4 highest earning contestants are Fantasia Barrino, Chris Daughtry, Adam Lambert, and Carrie Underwood. The mayor will present a resolution today that proposes that Austin retailers and grocery stores can no longer use plastic bags to give the goods to the customers. Austin has made #2 on the list of best Singles cities in the U.S. #1 is New Orleans and #3 is Las Vegas. Lollapalooza and ACL with both be streamed live this year online.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Iman 56, Elena Douglas 46, and Matt LeBlanc 44.
6:50 AM: Amy Winehouse was found dead in her London home over the weekend at the age of 27, adding her to the â27 Clubâ, which are legendary musicians who all died at the age of 27. Bryan Jones of the Rolling Stones died in 1969 at the age of 27, in 1970 Jimi Hendrix died at the age of 27, and the same year Janis Joplin died at the age of 27. In 1971 Jim Morrison passed away at the age of 27,and in 1994 Kurt Cobain killed himself at the age of 27.
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7:05 AM: Anyone listening who doesnât have an email address? Jennifer from Red Rock doesnât have one because she is currently unemployed. She had a work email address at her previous job, and used it as a personal email even though she wasnât supposed to. Now that she is unemployed, she chose to not have an email address. She is enjoying being unemployed, and says that when she finds a job that she finally wants, sheâll finally get an email address.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Amy Winehouse was found dead in her home in London on Saturday at the age of 27. Some of the tabloids are speculating about what happened the night before her death. One is saying that the night before she died she was using ecstasy, heroin, cocaine, and ketamine (a horse tranqualizer). Russell Brand wrote a really interesting blog about her death, and JB thinks itâs very insightful. You can check it out by going to the JB and Sandy Facebook page. Leighton Meester is suing her mom because she borrowed money from her and didnât pay it back. She said she was borrowing the money to pay for medical treatments for her son, but she actually used it to get plastic surgery and hair extensions. The man accused of the attacks in Norway will make his first appearance in court today. He acted alone according to him, and today he wants to use his court appearance to explain himself.
7:40 AM: Give me someone to follow. Hereâs a new bitâwe ask for someone to follow on Twitter, follow them for one week, and then decide if we âhireâ or âfireâ them. Alex told JB to follow @adamschefter for a week and see what he thinks. Adam is an NFL analyst for ESPN, and Alex said this week would be a good week to follow him with the resolution of the NFL lockout hopefully occurring this week. Sara told Sandy to follow @sethmeyers21 for a week. Seth Meyers is a comedian and cast member from Saturday Night Live.
7:50 AM: 2 minute topicâKim Kardashian showed up at her fiancesâ bachelor party this weekend after she sent a cake that said âproperty of Kim Kardashian for lifeâ. Do you think itâs ok to do what she did?
7:55 AM: There is a prayer said before every NASCAR race, and the one that happened this weekend cracked JB and Sandy up. The guy thanks God for oil brands, tire brands, car manufacturers, his âsmokinâ hot wifeâ, and his kids which they call âthe little Eâsâ. Itâs absolutely hilarious and sounds like something straight out of Talladega Nights.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. 4 things you should never text to your partner; Donât say âI Love Youâ for the first time via text EVER, Donât text that youâre âfeeling weird about thingsâ because its way too vague, donât text that youâre âangry about somethingâ, and never text âthat you think you might be pregnantâ. A 31 year old man in Florida went outside and saw that his girlfriendâs gas tank had been tampered with. He wanted to siphon out all of the gas in her tank in case in has been tainted. He used his leaf blower and put it on the reverse switch. When the gas hit the spark from the electric leaf blower, it ignited the gas and blew up his girlfriendâs car.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. As of this morning the players and NFL have officially reached a deal that will end the NFL lockout. Forbes has put together a list of the top earning American Idol contestants in 2011. Katherine McPhee, David Cook, and David Archuleta are 2011âs lowest earning contestants. The top 4 highest earning contestants are Fantasia Barrino, Chris Daughtry, Adam Lambert, and Carrie Underwood. The mayor will present a resolution today that proposes that Austin retailers and grocery stores can no longer use plastic bags to give the goods to the customers. The #1 film over the weekend was Captain America, taking down Harry Potter out of the #1 spot.
8:45 AM: Sara went to LA this weekend and was out at a bar with her girlfriends. They were approached by a girl and she was looking for people to be willing to go to Las Vegas next weekend and have sex with Seth Meyers. She couldnât believe this SNL star had to have someone do groundwork for him to get laid.
8:58 AM: There is a prayer said before every NASCAR race, and the one that happened this weekend cracked JB and Sandy up. The guy thanks God for oil brands, tire brands, car manufacturers, his âsmokinâ hot wifeâ, and his kids which they call âthe little Eâsâ. Itâs absolutely hilarious and sounds like something straight out of Talladega Nights.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Give me someone to follow. Hereâs a new bitâwe ask for someone to follow on Twitter, follow them for one week, and then decide if we âhireâ or âfireâ them. Alex told JB to follow @adamschefter for a week and see what he thinks. Adam is an NFL analyst for ESPN, and Alex said this week would be a good week to follow him with the resolution of the NFL lockout hopefully occurring this week. Sara told Sandy to follow @sethmeyers21 for a week. Seth Meyers is a comedian and cast member from Saturday Night Live.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Amy Winehouse was found dead in her home in London on Saturday at the age of 27. Some of the tabloids are speculating about what happened the night before her death. One is saying that the night before she died she was using ecstasy, heroin, cocaine, and ketamine (a horse tranqualizer). Russell Brand wrote a really interesting blog about her death, and JB thinks itâs very insightful. You can check it out by going to the JB and Sandy Facebook page. Jay Cutler and Kristen Cavallari have broken off their engagement. Dancing With the Stars is trying to get A list celebrities to join the cast by offering them complete control over their wardrobes and rehearsal schedules. It was announced at Comic Con over the weekend that another Jurassic Park movie is in the works.
6:00 AM: The judge in the Roger Clemens declared a mistrial yesterday when the jury was shown evidence that the judge had previously deemed unsuitable for trial. Harry Potter is out today and Friday Night Lightsâ last episode is tonight as well. Casey Anthony is rumored to move to Ohio, Texas, LA or Puerto Rico when she gets out of jail. HLN has deemed it âfreedom watchâ and are covering the whole thing. 6 members of the Mexican Mafia were arrested yesterday and police confiscated cash, guns, weapons, and drugs. 300 acres of marijuana crops were found in Mexico yesterday as well. Shaquille OâNel has been signed as an NBS analyst for TNT.
6:14 AM: Sara was in Hobby Lobby yesterday and BOTH the Halloween and Christmas decorations were already on display. It pisses her off, and Sandy doesnât understand why. She says they need to let us enjoy July before they start putting that stuff out. The guys say there isnât anything to enjoy between the 4th of July and Thanksgiving, so they think itâs ok to put those decorations out.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. ERCOT is asking people to reduce their electricity today between 3 and 7 pm. The heat is so high outdoors, that there may be rolling blackouts. They are also asking people not to run the dishwasher, the clothes washer and dryer, or blow dry their hair. Austin has made the list of worst dressed U.S. cities at #18. The article calls us out because there is such a laid-back âhipsterâ style here. There is a project that will highlight Tejano pride in the form of a statue at the state capital. Kate Hudson named her son Bingham âBingâ Bellamy.
6:45 AM: Brian Austin Green (38), Adam Savage from Mythbusters, Brigitte Nelson (48), and Jesse Ventura (60).
6:50 AM: Replay from yesterday-- Michael Chiklisâaka Sandyâs twin calls into the show. We have been trying to get him on the show for a long time. People always tell Sandy he looks like Michael. Michael told us that he was in an airport one time and a woman came up to him and said âthereâs a radio dj in Austin who looks like youâ, so he knew he had to call. He talked about his career, his music, and what he would do if he was the fan who caught Jeterâs 3000th hit ball (Chiklis is a big Red Sox fan, by the way).
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Alex is going to San Diego today for a bachelor party over the weekend. There are 12 of them going, and they plan to go to a baseball game and hang out at the beach. JB crushed his dreams when he informed Alex that itâs illegal to drink alcohol on the beaches there.
7:15 AM: Cecily Knobler reviews the last Harry Potter movie that came out at midnight last night. She says itâs a good way to wrap up the series, and gives it a solid B for a grade. She says the new Winnie The Pooh movie is great for those who have young children.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. ERCOT is asking people to reduce their electricity today between 3 and 7 pm. The heat is so high outdoors, that there may be rolling blackouts. They are also asking people not to run the dishwasher, the clothes washer and dryer, or blow dry their hair. In California the Governor just signed a bill that will require public school teachers to teach the role of gay, lesbian, and transgendered individuals in history. Chris Colfer didnât learn his role was being eliminated on Glee until he read it yesterday on Twitter.
7:40 AM: The week in review.
7:45 AM: The week in review. The judge in the Roger Clemens declared a mistrial yesterday when the jury was shown evidence that the judge had previously deemed unsuitable for trial. Harry Potter is out today and Friday Night Lightsâ last episode is tonight as well. Casey Anthony is rumored to move to Ohio, Texas, LA or Puerto Rico when she gets out of jail. HLN has deemed it âfreedom watchâ and are covering the whole thing. Two planes collided at Boston Logan Airport yesterday while taxiing down the runway, and passengers suffered neck injuries but no one was seriously hurt.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: 75% of people say flip flops are the most inappropriate thing to wear to the office in the summertime. Things that will make you sweat more; being a coffee drinker, wearing sunscreen prevents your body from sweating, so the boy produces more sweat to try and get the sweat out of the body, drinking alcohol, smoking cigarettes, prescriptions drugs like blood pressure medications, anti depressants, and anti inflammatory
8:20 AM: The week in review.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. ERCOT is asking people to reduce their electricity today between 3 and 7 pm. The heat is so high outdoors, that there may be rolling blackouts. They are also asking people not to run the dishwasher, the clothes washer and dryer, or blow dry their hair. In California the Governor just signed a bill that will require public school teachers to teach the role of gay, lesbian, and transgendered individuals in history. Chris Colfer didnât learn his role was being eliminated on Glee until he read it yesterday on Twitter.
8:42 AM: Sara went to Tabu Lingerie yesterday to get stuff for her friendâs bachelorette party this weekend, and it was her first time ever at an âadultâ store. She was confused by lube, body butter, and body dust. She got penis whistles and edible body dust, but canât believe how expensive sex toys are. She thinks maybe she went too tame by going to Tabu because nothing there shocked her as much as she thought it would.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Replay from yesterday-- Michael Chiklisâaka Sandyâs twin calls into the show. We have been trying to get him on the show for a long time. People always tell Sandy he looks like Michael. Michael told us that he was in an airport one time and a woman came up to him and said âthereâs a radio dj in Austin who looks like youâ, so he knew he had to call. He talked about his career, his music, and what he would do if he was the fan who caught Jeterâs 3000th hit ball (Chiklis is a big Red Sox fan, by the way).
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. American Airlines pilots have been testing the iPad as a way to save the airline some money. They usually have to lug a 50 pound bag of manuals on each flight with them, but if they use the iPad instead the will save 1 million dollars a year in fuel costs. One of Jerry Springerâs producers has approached Casey Anthony, offering her 1 million dollars for the rights to her first interview. Austin has made the list of worst dressed U.S. cities at #18. The article calls us out because there is such a laid-back âhipsterâ style here.
9:40 AM: Cecily Knobler reviews the last Harry Potter movie that came out at midnight last night. She says itâs a good way to wrap up the series, and gives it a solid B for a grade. She says the new Winnie The Pooh movie is great for those who have young children.
9:45 AM: What are we doing this weekend? Sara is going to a bachelorette party where theyâve rented a house on Lake Travis and will go out on the lake to wakeboard. Alex is going to a bachelor party in San Diego, and Cassiday is going home to Kansas City to see friends and family. JB is doing a âstaycationâ in Austin since his daughter is at camp for 3 weeks, and Sandyâs mom arrives on Sunday and will be here for a week!
6:00 AM: The U.S. Womenâs team won against France yesterday and they will play Japan in the finals on Sunday. The ESPY Awards were last night and Seth Myers hosted the show. A female marine saw an opportunity when Mila Kunis accepted a male marineâs invitation to go to the marine core ball, so she made her own video asking Justin Timberlake to go to the ball with her on November 12th in Washington D.C. The videographer who made Tony Romoâs wedding video forgot to password protect the video, and so their whole video was leaked on the internet yesterday. The creator of Glee is making some changes, which means he will get rid of the 3 main characters because they need to graduate from high school in the showâs storyline and he wants to keep it authentic. âCarmageddonâ is going on this weekend in LA, which is where they are shutting down the 405 for 58 hours. Jetblue is offering âplanepoolingâ where you can fly from Long Beach to Burbank for $5.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull factâHarry Potter. There are 700 fouls in the game of Quiddich, and 6 goals on the field. Verne Troyer is the only American actor to appear in the Harry Potter film. Hugh Grant was cast as Professor Lockehart but had to drop out due to scheduling conflicts. The character ânearly headless nickâ is the way he is because the executioners axe was dull and they couldnât decapitate him after 45 chops.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Ryan Reynolds is rumored to be dating Charlize Theron, but was recently seen with Scarlett Johannsen looking âvery into one anotherâ. APD has their own app and itâs integrated into the departmentâs tip system. You can use it to send them tips 24 hours a day and they will respond to all tips. Itâs in the App store under âAPD Tipsâ. Â There is a new bike share program in development. They will have a kiosk where you can rent bikes from, and it will be run in a similar fashion to Car2go. Oprah has a vision board where she posts pictures of things she wants to do, and this week she is learning how to swim for the first time.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Tabu from The Black Eyed Peas, Matthew Fox, and Jane Lynch.  Things youâre doing wrong in the bathroom; flushing the toilet with the seat up can spread the germs from the toilet into the air of the bathroom and can land of your toothbrush and other items. Donât store your toothbrush on the sinkâgerms can make it from the shower or toilet onto the toothbrush. Donât drink water from your showerhead, because itâs likely to be filled with bacteria. Donât use the same contact lenses case for more than 3 months.  A woman met a man on Facebook while playing Mafia Wars. They started a Facebook romance, would chat everyday, and sent gifts. In March she booked a flight to meet him face to face, and one week before her trip he told her that he had met someone in a bar. He saidf she could still come, but just as friends. She was very upset, and is suing him for $8,386 (1,000 is gifts and the flight and the rest is for damagesâ).
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Anyone listening who has a facebook page for their dog or cat? 1 in 10 people have a social media account for a pet and we want to see if any Austinites do. Ronniâs son has a facebook account for his dog âRuger Degauwâ, and Robinâs daughter has a facebook for her dog âKai Williamsâ.
7:20 AM: What crazy place did you wake up? Sandy woke up on the 50 yard line of Arrowhead Stadium in Kansas City. Sara woke up on the street in NYC after a drunken night. She stumbled home, and didnât have keys, so she slept on the street in front of her apartment.
7:25 AM: What crazy places did our listeners wake up? Paul woke up in the parking lot of a business he hadnât worked at in 9 years. He was at a work Christmas party and remembered seeing his porch light and knew he was almost home. Then he woke up the next day in the parking lot of this business, which was 10 miles in the opposite direction. Â Brenda woke up in a random church parking lot after a night of drinking. Ross woke up on a park bench in Munich during Oktoberfest, and James woke up ina ditch 3 miles from his house with only boxers and one shoe on. This followed his brotherâs bachelor party, where they played quarters with tequila and coffee mugs.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The U.S. Womenâs team won against France yesterday and they will play Japan in the finals on Sunday. The man who caught Jeterâs 3000th hit ball is the luckiest man ever. When word got out he was $100,000 in debt, people started coming out of the woodwork to help him. Miller High Life is paying him $14,000 for the taxes on the season tickets he won. Modell Sporting Goods is donating 5% of Yankee Merch sales to Christian Lopez with a minimum guarantee of $25,000. A PR Firm is doing his entire PR for free, and a sports auction site is giving profits from auctioning off sporting goods memorabilia with a guarantee of $25,000.  A female marine saw an opportunity when Mila Kunis accepted a male marineâs invitation to go to the marine core ball, so she made her own video asking Justin Timberlake to go to the ball with her on November 12th in Washington D.C.  Lady Gaga is now wheeling out in a wheelchair for all of her shows.
7:45 AM: Second date updateâVictoria wants to know why the guy she went on a date with hasnât called her. She went on one date two weeks ago with Chaz, and he hasnât called her back yet. She felt like they both had a really good time and expected to hear from him again sooner. We got a hold of Chaz, and he said he feels bad because he didnât intend to make her feel bad. Heâs just been really busy with work and school, and he also is a little shy when it comes to this kind of stuff. We convince him to call her or at least text her to let her know he is interested in her after all.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. What the F is Google Plus? Sara and JB have joined it, but arenât sure what t do with it. Sandy has zero interest in joining, and Cassiday is scared to add another social networking site to her list of things to check.
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8:10 AM: Michael Chiklisâaka Sandyâs twin calls into the show. We have been trying to get him on the show for a long time. People always tell Sandy he looks like Michael. Michael told us that he was in an airport one time and a woman came up to him and said âthereâs a radio dj in Austin who looks like youâ, so he knew he had to call. He talked about his career, his music, and what he would do if he was the fan who caught Jeterâs 3000th hit ball (Chiklis is a big Red Sox fan, by the way).
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.  Mad Men got the most Emmy nominations this morning, followed by Boardwalk Empire, and then Modern Family. The videographer who made Tony Romoâs wedding video forgot to password protect the video, and so their whole video was leaked on the internet yesterday. APD has their own app and itâs integrated into the departmentâs tip system. You can use it to send them tips 24 hours a day and they will respond to all tips. Itâs in the App store under âAPD Tipsâ.  There is a new bike share program in development. They will have a kiosk where you can rent bikes from, and it will be run in a similar fashion to Car2go.
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9:15 AM: What crazy places did our listeners wake up? Paul woke up in the parking lot of a business he hadnât worked at in 9 years. He was at a work Christmas party and remembered seeing his porch light and knew he was almost home. Then he woke up the next day in the parking lot of this business, which was 10 miles in the opposite direction. Â Brenda woke up in a random church parking lot after a night of drinking. Ross woke up on a park bench in Munich during Oktoberfest, and James woke up ina ditch 3 miles from his house with only boxers and one shoe on. This followed his brotherâs bachelor party, where they played quarters with tequila and coffee mugs.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.  Mad Men got the most Emmy nominations this morning, followed by Boardwalk Empire, and then Modern Family. For the 2nd time in 4 days, Late Night with David Lettermanâs studios was broken into overnight. The creator of Glee is making some changes, which means he will get rid of the 3 main characters because they need to graduate from high school in the showâs storyline and he wants to keep it authentic. âCarmageddonâ is going on this weekend in LA, which is where they are shutting down the 405 for 58 hours. Jetblue is offering âplanepoolingâ where you can fly from Long Beach to Burbank for $5.
6:00 AM: A man has barricaded himself in a home at Manchaca and Slaughter this morning and Austin SWAT has arrived. We donât have any more details at this moment, but weâll let you know more as it unfolds. The ACL schedule came out yesterday. The 2nd living recipient of a medal of honor for the Iraq war was given his award yesterday. He lost his hand throwing a grenade back to the enemy who threw one into the area where he and his fellow soldiers were. The fan that caught Derek Jeterâs 3000th hit baseball was given season tickets, and got a bill yesterday for $14,000 to pay taxes on the value of the season ticket seats. The âSister Wivesâ family plans to challenge the courts for wanting to prosecute them for bigamy. A 28 year old man from Utah has placed an ad asking people to hunt him and kill him for $10,000. Sandy thinks â100 ways to leave a game showâ is one of the most entertaining new shows on TV and urges everyone to set their DVD for it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Netflix is making some changes, and is now splitting the streaming and dvd rental into two separate categories and making people pay a separate fee for each. According to a source at the Chicago Sun Times, Casey Anthony will live under a fake name in a secret location. She will change her appearance in some way, but turned down an offer to get cosmetic surgery. A group that spent money searching for Caylee is suing Casey Anthony for the money they spent during the search because she lied to the police. APD have arrested a man who attacked 3 women on Friday morning. He pulled down all of their pants, punched the women and attempted to drag them into alleys. Bill Clinton has passed thee 75 million dollar mark in speaking engagement fees in the 10 years since heâs been out of office.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Cameron Crowe (54), Tony Cornheiser (63), Cheech Marin (65), and Harrison Ford (69).
6:51 AM: Californiaâs State Fair has a maggot sandwich this year available for purchase. Also on the menu is raccoon on a stick and deep fried scorpions. A 6 year old girl was playing golf with her family this weekend and she hit a hole in one. She walked back to the gold cart because her dad taught her to always stay calm, cool, and collected on a golf course.
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who changed their relationship status on Facebook in the last 48 hours? We heard from a woman who got engaged over the weekend. Congrats to her!
7:15 AM: Momsâdo you feel stressed and overwhelmed? Of the Austin moms we talked to, 50% do feel this way. In a National poll, 92% of working moms do, and 89% of stay at home moms do. 50% of all moms say they have no break from parenting.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The man who created the shows and wrote the theme song for Gilliganâs Island and The Brady Bunch has passed away. The 2nd living recipient of a medal of honor for the Iraq war was given his award yesterday. He lost his hand throwing a grenade back to the enemy who threw one into the area where he and his fellow soldiers were. A man lit up an electronic cigarette on a flight and when the flight attendant told him to put it out, he got upset and began throwing peanuts at her.
7:40 AM: Questions from the bag. Cassiday had to answer who sheâd sleep with on the show if she HAD to sleep with someone. She chose Sara because she really didnât want to pick one of the guys. Sara got asked if she had to sleep with a man every year on Christmas Morning and her birthday, BUT sheâd get 10 million dollars a year for the rest of her life, would she do it? She said no way. Sandy got asked if heâd have another child right now if he could pick the sex and there was a guarantee the baby would be healthy, and he answered no.
7:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Sandy and his wife sleep in separate bedrooms, which we understand and think whatever works for them is good. We heard a news story about a couple that live in the same apartment, but have it divided in half, and they only ever meet up in the kitchenânow thatâs just crazy!
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8:10 AM: Headlines. Things you can do to be healthier. Eat 1 oz of walnuts a day to help your liver. Eat an apple 15 minutes before lunch to consume 190 fewer calories at lunch. Donât drink unfiltered coffee, as it can raise your cholesterol. Brush your teeth with your non dominant hand to stimulate production of a protein that stimulates the part of brain that helps mood and memory. A songwriter named Jason Banks has written songs about several different women, but none about his girlfriend. She complained about this, and he choked her and hit her. He has been arrested for assault.
8:20 AM: Sandyâs top 5 bands of all time. His qualification was who would get him to go to ACL. Kings of Leon, KISS, AC/DC, The Ramones, and Bob Marley and TheWailers.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A Southern California woman drugged her husband, cut off his penis, put it in the garbage disposal, and turned it on. Dolly Parton is coming to Austin, and playing the Cedar Park Center October 7thâticket go on sale next Wednesday morning at 10 am. More than 25,000 security breaches have occurred at U.S. Airports since 2001, according to documents obtained by USA Today. Netflix is making some changes, and is now splitting the streaming and dvd rental into two separate categories and making people pay a separate fee for each.Â
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9:15 AM: Replay-- Questions from the bag. Cassiday had to answer who sheâd sleep with on the show if she HAD to sleep with someone. She chose Sara because she really didnât want to pick one of the guys. Sara got asked if she had to sleep with a man every year on Christmas Morning and her birthday, BUT sheâd get 10 million dollars a year for the rest of her life, would she do it? She said no way. Sandy got asked if heâd have another child right now if he could pick the sex and there was a guarantee the baby would be healthy, and he answered no.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The OWN Network is failing, so they are bringing in Oprah to be the CEO of her own network. Apparently, she wasnât the CEO, so now sheâll take over that role. According to a source at the Chicago Sun Times, Casey Anthony will live under a fake name in a secret location. She will change her appearance in some way, but turned down an offer to get cosmetic surgery. A group that spent money searching for Caylee is suing Casey Anthony for the money they spent during the search because she lied to the police. U.S womenâs soccer team plays France in the finals of the World Cup this morning!
6:00 AM:Â A Marine in Afghanistan made a video asking actress Mila Kunis to the Marine Core Ball in November. Fox New caught up with Mila and asked her about it on the red carpet. Justin Timberlake is her co star in her current film, and he begged her to do it. She agreed to do it. An intruder broke into the Ed Sullivan Theatre two nights ago and trashed the lobby, so David Letterman had fun making jokes about it on the show last night. The body that was found in Lake Travis last week is that of a 22 year old Spicewood woman. After searching her house, they had a suspect, and they caught him trying to flee America into Canada. Â He is a Fire Engine Driver at the Pedernales Fire Depatment, and didnât show up for work this week. A man is the first person to accumulate 10 million âbutt in seatâ miles on United Airlines. He reached this milestone in the air over Iowa this weekend and they gave him champagne, his favorite wine, a book logging all of his flights on United, and he gets his name on a fuselage of a Boeing 747.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact about Harry Potter. Daniel Radcliffe only had a total of two professional acting jobs under his belt when he was cast as Harry. Emma and Rupert had no acting jobs under their belt when they got cast in the first film. The actor who plays Snape is the same actor who played Hans Gruber in Die Hard. Tom Felton naturally has brown hair and bleaches it to play Draco Malfoy. The movie rights for the first 4 books were sold for a total of only 2 million dollars. To get cast in the first film, Rupert Grint wrote
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The most dangerous intersections in Austin list has come out and the most dangerous one in town is Koenig and Airport, followed by mopac and schofield ridge, then congress and Cesar Chavez. The 2nd most popular social network in America is no longer Myspace, and the spot has been taken by Linked In. A fire in Manor put many homes in jeopardy last night but none of the homes caught fire luckily.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Michelle Rodriguez, Brock Lesner, Kristi Yamaguchi, Cheryl Ladd, Richard Simmons, and Bill Cosby.
6:48 AM: The shakeweight actually works, according to Good Housekeeping. The Sham Wow holds 13 times its weight in water is what GH found. They tested out Magic Jack, and found that the sound quality is hazy and that the police canât automatically find your home when you call 911. The New Wave Pro Infrared Oven is only worth the money if you donât have a regular oven. It cooks 50% faster but dries out the food. In an Orlando trailer park someone saw an 18 month old sitting outside drinking a beer. The cops arrived, and the dad was passed out drunk outside. The kid was taken to the hospital and luckily didnât need medical treatment.
6:55 AM: 2 minute topicâa restaurant owner banned children under age 6 in his restaurant, how do you feel about it? Sandy, Alex, and Cass all think itâs a great idea. JB isnât sure and Sara thinks itâs bad because they could lose business.
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who has been scammed on Craigslist or EBay? Justineâs cousin was scammed for $4,000 when he thought he was buying a motorcycle. It turned out 10 people had fallen for the same scam. Â Karen was scammed by someone who said they wanted to buy her fur coat. She didnât get the money and was able to stop the transaction and got her fur coat stopped in New Jersey and returned to her.
7:20 AM: Harry Potter Audio.  Sara interviewed the people who were at the sneak peek last night.  The general consensus was that is was the best film of them all, and they plan to see it more than once. Sara even found a group of guys who are spending their entire budget that was meant for a trip to NYC to see the film multiple times all summer long.
7:30 AM:Â 4 things you need to know with Sara. A Marine in Afghanistan made a video asking actress Mila Kunis to the Marine Core Ball in November. Fox New caught up with Mila and asked her about it on the red carpet. Justin Timberlake is her co star in her current film, and he begged her to do it. She agreed to do it. . The body that was found in Lake Travis last week is that of a 22 year old Spicewood woman. After searching her house, they had a suspect, and they caught him trying to flee America into Canada. Â He is a Fire Engine Driver at the Pedernales Fire Depatment, and didnât show up for work this week. . An intruder broke into the Ed Sullivan Theatre two nights ago and trashed the lobby, so David Letterman had fun making jokes about it on the show last night. President Obama is seeking a deal to help seal the national deficit.
7:40 AM:Â JB talks to his wife Erin. First he tells her she can do this interview topless, and she obliges him. She says that she feels really relaxed now that Raleigh is at camp, and itâs nice to only worry about herself. JB said for at least the first 24 hours Raleigh was gone it seemed like Erin liked him more than she usually does.Â
7:53 AM: JB and Sandy have been telling Alex for a long time that his usual routine of tailgating all day for UT Football on Saturdays and watching NFL football all day on Sundays at Third Base will at some point be the cause of a fight between Alex and his wife. Well, it finally happened. Andria sat him down and told him that this fall she wonât allow him to spend every Sunday at Third Base. He
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8:10 AM: Headlines. Sandy found an audio clip of Harry Potter actors saying American phrases, itâs pretty funny to hear them try to say âbrewskisâ and âbitchinâ truckâ. A choir has done a Du Hast Mich acapella version.
8:20 AM: Alexâs top 5 all time favorite bands. Journey, Van Halen, Erasure, Morrisey, and Dave Matthews Band.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A man is the first person to accumulate 10 million âbutt in seatâ miles on United Airlines. He reached this milestone in the air over Iowa this weekend and they gave him champagne, his favorite wine, a book logging all of his flights on United, and he gets his name on a fuselage of a Boeing 747. A car was found filled with weapons at a garage at 16th and Lavaca, and the police had to shut down the area to search the car. A man has been arrested, and the investigation is still going on. The 2nd most popular social network in America is no longer Myspace, and the spot has been taken by Linked In.
8:40 AM: Â Questions from a bag. Today Alex and Cass were drawn. Cass was asked if sheâd ever done anything sexual with a member of the same sex and her answer was a yes, plain and simple. Alex was asked if heâd do porn if he got to wear a mask and he got paid a lot of money, and he said probably. Especially if it was enough money that theyâd be set for life.
8:50 AM: Harry Potter Audio.  Sara interviewed the people who were at the sneak peek last night.  The general consensus was that is was the best film of them all, and they plan to see it more than once. Sara even found a group of guys who are spending their entire budget that was meant for a trip to NYC to see the film multiple times all summer long.
8:52 AM: Are you an alcoholic? One simple question will answer this for you. Do you have beer in your vegetable crisper in the fridge? If so, you might be an alcoholic. Cassiday does, so watch out for her boozing it up.
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9:15 AM: Replay-- JB talks to his wife Erin. First he tells her she can do this interview topless, and she obliges him. She says that she feels really relaxed now that Raleigh is at camp, and itâs nice to only worry about herself. JB said for at least the first 24 hours Raleigh was gone it seemed like Erin liked him more than she usually does.Â
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The last space walk of NASA is underway right now, and they are replacing a broken ammonia pump as we speak. Jewel and Ty Murray just had a baby boy named Kase Townes Murray. Emily went on The Bachelorette last night to talk about why she and Brad Womack broke off their engagement. She said it was hard as a single mom to move to Austin because she didnât feel like Brad was committed enough.
6:00 AM: Juror #3 from the Casey Anthony trial decided to speak to ABC exclusively last night. She said after the verdict was read, all of the jurors were crying and sick to their stomach because ânot guiltyâ doesnât mean innocent. She says it was terrible to have to make such a decision, but according to the law, they had to make the decision they did. In 2008 Casey Anthony wrote more than 250 hand written letters to another inmate, and in those letters she told she wanted to write a book and she also wanted to get pregnant again soon. Â Today she will be sentenced and she is likely to be released from jail today. James Spader has been cast in The Office, and will replace Steve Carell as the leading male role on the show. Natalie Portman had her baby in June and the name came out yesterday, and itâs either Alef or Aleph.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Kevin Spaceyâs birth name is Kevin Spacey Fowler, and Spacey is his grandmaâs maiden name. Kevin Jamesâ real name is Kevin Knipfing, and in high school he was on the wrestling team with Mick Foley. Tom Hanksâ lowest opening weekend grossing film was Charlie Wilsonâs War. Coretta Scott King paid the bill for Julia Robertsâ birth to thank Juliaâs mom, who ran the acting school where Kingâs children went. Jason Bateman is married to the daughter of Paul Anka.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The 2018 Olympic Winter Game will be held in South Korea. Facebook announced yesterday they will have video calling from Skype integrated into their platform. Roy Williams is suing his ex girlfriend for a $76,600 engagement ring he gave her. He sent her $5,000, a baseball for her brother, an engagement ring, and a voice recording asking her to marry him. Â They have parking ambassadors on South Congress who will be helping people learn how to use the back-in angle parking that just started yesterday. Two bodies were found in Lake Travis in just 6 hours yesterday, and one of the bodies is believed to not be an accidental death. A Williamson County woman tried to stab her husband while he was sleeping because he was snoring.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Michelle Kwan (31), Vonda Shepherd (48), Joey Scarbury who sang the theme song for Greatest American Hero (56) , Ringo Starr (71).
6:50 AM: Headlines. The Governor of Georgia found that teachers in Atlanta have changed students answers on standardized testing, revealing one of the biggest cheating rings ever in education history. They have long been thought to have one of the best public school systems in the country because they always did so well on standardized testing, but have been keeping this secret for over a decade for fear of being found out. One teacher said that it was run like the mob, and theyâd have âchange partiesâ where the teachers would wear gloves and change the answers on the tests. A man broke into an adult shop and when the police arrived, he was attempting relations with a blow up doll.
6:55 AM: 2 minute topic. A study has come out that says married men are happiest with their relationships when there is a lot of kissing and cuddling. JB, Samdy, and Alex cannot believe this statistic, and think itâs bogus. Sandy hates cuddling, and says itâs nothing but awkward. Sara says her boyfriend loves to cuddle, which is confirmed by this study, but JB says he only love to cuddle because thatâs the only lovinâ sheâs giving him.
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7:05 AM: Â Anyone listening who has ever saved someoneâs life? Bella is a lifeguard and she saved a 2 year old boyâs life while he was drowning in the pool she works at. Dan saved a baby from drowning at his apartment pool when the baby started to sink and the mom wasnât paying attention. Â Travis was saved AND has saved someone. He saved his friendâs life when his friend had alcohol poisoning. His friend passed out and had no pulse, so Travis called 911 and they talked him through how to administer CPR, and his friend lived. Travis was saved from drowning at a water park by his dad when he was 5 years old.
7:15 AM: Grandma Shook says that everyone in the old folks home is coupling up, and there is one guy in the home who is pretty cute. She canât believe no one has coupled up with him yet. She likes handsome men but doesnât like ugly men. She told Sara about the worst looking man ever, and he had on jean shorts, which really turned her off.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Davis Cup starts this week at the Frank Erwin Center in Austin. Juror #3 from the Casey Anthony trial decided to speak to ABC exclusively last night. She said after the verdict was read, all of the jurors were crying and sick to their stomach because ânot guiltyâ doesnât mean innocent. She says it was terrible to have to make such a decision, but according to the law, they had to make the decision they did. In 2008 Casey Anthony wrote more than 250 hand written letters to another inmate, and in those letters she told she wanted to write a book and she also wanted to get pregnant again soon. Â Today she will be sentenced and she is likely to be released from jail today. James Spader has been cast in The Office, and will replace Steve Carell as the leading male role on the show. Facebook announced yesterday they will have video calling from Skype integrated into their platform.
7:45 AM: Questions in the bag game. We play a new gameâwe draw a name out of the bag and that person has to answer a random question from the bag of questions. Sara had to answer one question today and JB had to answer two. We found out that Sara has broken up with a friend, JB and hiw wife Erin were dating other people when they met and kissed for the first time, and JB has worn a bra and pantyhose before.
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8:15 AM: Average wine contains more alcohol than the label says, according to a new study. A 23 year old man in Lincoln Nebraska was streaking and caught by the police. When the officer asked what he was doing, he said he was just trying to recreate the streaking scene from Old School.
8:20 AM: JBâs top 5 bands of all time. The first one is Cat Stevens, which reminds him of his childhood. The second one is from his high school years, and is The Clash. His favorite band is XTC. The early 90âs favorite band for him is Pearl Jam. His final band is something contemporary and he thinks will be a classic foreverâJack White, who is in The Dead Weather, The White Stripes, and The Raconteurs.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthony is currently sitting in the court room and will be sentenced this morning. Juror #3 from the Casey Anthony trial decided to speak to ABC exclusively last night. She said after the verdict was read, all of the jurors were crying and sick to their stomach because ânot guiltyâ doesnât mean innocent. She says it was terrible to have to make such a decision, but according to the law, they had to make the decision they did. Roy Williams is suing his ex girlfriend for a $76,600 engagement ring he gave her. He sent her through the mail $5,000, a baseball for her brother, an engagement ring, and a voice recording asking her to marry him. Â They have parking ambassadors on South Congress who will be helping people learn how to use the back-in angle parking that just started yesterday. Yesterday a couple was mauled by a bear in Yellowstone Park, and the man was killed.
8:45 AM: Grandma Shook says that everyone in the old folks home is coupling up, and there is one guy in the home who is pretty cute. She canât believe no one has coupled up with him yet. She likes handsome men but doesnât like ugly men. She told Sara about the worst looking man ever, and he had on jean shorts, which really turned her off.
8:55 AM: Saraâs rant about how the back to school section is already out in stores. She hates seeing it because it symbolizes the end of summer, and how the poor kids who have to go to school this fall are having their fun summer killed by seeing binders, school supplies, and âback to schoolâ signs in every store in town. She admits she was a big dork in school and loved school supplies
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9:15 AM: Replayâ Questions in the bag game. We play a new gameâwe draw a name out of the bag and that person has to answer a random question from the bag of questions. Sara had to answer one question today and JB had to answer two. We found out that Sara has broken up with a friend, JB and hiw wife Erin were dating other people when they met and kissed for the first time, and JB has worn a bra and pantyhose before.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There are rumors that Top Chef will film itâs next season in San Antonio, Austin, and Dallas. A Williamson County woman tried to stab her husband while he was sleeping because he was snoring. Noel Gallagher from Oasis fame is releasing his first ever solo album this fall.
6:00 AM: Casey Anthony was found not guilty yesterday of first degree of first degree murder aggravated child abuse, and aggravated manslaughter. She was found guilty of lying and withholding information from the police. The jurors have not spoken to the media, but the defense did come up and talk to the public in a press conference after the verdict was read. One of the defense lawyers took it as a chance to bash the media (especially Nancy Grace). If you need another court fix, the Roger Clemens trial begins today. Austin made 73 DWI arrests over the weekend in the stateâs first statewide no refusal weekend. The body found in an Indiana creek was autopsied and found NOT to be the body of missing IU student Lauren Spearer.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The top paid actress spot is tired between Sarah Jessica Parker and Angelina Jolie. The worst selling issue of Vanity Fair in 12 years has Justin Bieber on the cover. Charlie Sheen is doing a roast on Comedy Central and it will air on the same night that Two and a Half Men returns to TV with Ashton Kutcher in his place. Two games will air exclusively on the Longhorn Network in UTâs football season this year.
6:45 AM<: Happy Birthday today to 50 Cent (36), Sylvester Stallone (65), George W Bush (65), Bert Ward (66), and The Dalai Lama (76).
6:50 AM: A Dr. named Aubrey Gray has been very vocal about the science of aging. He thinks that the kids of today are very likely to live to 150 years old. He also says within the next 20 years the first human who will live to be 1,000 years old will be born.
6:55 AM: 2 minute topicâis Casey Anthony dateable now? We think that thereâs always someone crazy enough to date someone like her. We still hear stories of Scott Petersen getting marriage proposals even though he is in jail for murdering his wife and unborn child. Casey is cute, and a party girl, so itâs just a matter of time before sheâs dating someone.
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7:10 AM: We read Celebrity tweets after the Casey Anthony verdict was read yesterday, most of them were in shock after the verdict and some were funny tweets. Marlon Wayans tweeted â Casey Anthony: The White OJâ.
7:20 AM: JB sat down to talk to his wife Erin yesterday to talk to her about what their plans are for the time that their daughter Raleigh is at camp. Sheâs going for 3 weeks. Erin wants to paint their bedroom, put hooks up in the garage, clean the closets, clean the storage unit, go running around the lake, and go to some fitness classes at the gym. JB says all of this is unacceptable and that her answers should all be about having sex. He wants her to commit to having sex twice a day while Raleigh is at camp.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthony was found not guilty yesterday of first degree of first degree murder aggravated child abuse, and aggravated manslaughter. She was found guilty of lying and withholding information from the police. An alternate juror called up the media and spoke to them yesterday, he said that the prosecution was never able to prove she did it, and werenât even able to prove any motive. Nancy Grace on HLN had a lot to say, and said that because of the verdict âthe devil is dancing tonightâ. CNN said 1.4 million people watched the live stream of the verdict online while it was happening live. If you need another court fix, the Roger Clemens trial begins today.
7:35 AM: A list has come out of the Top 10 best American Rock Bands of All Time. These three surprisingly didnât make the top 10. #13 was The Eagles, #12 was The Doors, and #11 was Guns NâRoses.
7:50 AM: The top 10 best American Rock Bands of all time according to Gibson Guitars; 1.) Bruce Springsteen & the E Street Band 2.) Aerosmith 3.) Nirvana  4.) The Ramones  5.) Metallica 6.) Van Halen 7.) The Byrds 8.) R.E.M. 9.) The Beach Boys  10.) The Allman Brothers Band.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. If a man lets a woman win in something, psychologists have discovered that the victory causes her testosterone to spike enough to get her in the mood for sex. Doctors have studied bellybutton germs, and found 4,000 strands of bacteria in them, including 662 that are unidentifiable.
8:20 AM: We talk to a dad who is frustrated with his sonâs obsession with his hair. He has a Justin Bieber type hair style and just won âbest hairâ at school. The dad said now all his son does it brush his hair and look at himself in the mirror. He wishes he was more focused on his grades and not how his hair looked.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthony was found not guilty yesterday of first degree of first degree murder aggravated child abuse, and aggravated manslaughter. She was found guilty of lying and withholding information from the police.
8:45 AM: JB sat down to talk to his wife Erin yesterday to talk to her about what their plans are for the time that their daughter Raleigh is at camp. Sheâs going for 3 weeks. Erin wants to paint their bedroom, put hooks up in the garage, clean the closets, clean the storage unit, go running around the lake, and go to some fitness classes at the gym. JB says all of this is unacceptable and that her answers should all be about having sex. He wants her to commit to having sex twice a day while Raleigh is at camp.
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9:15 AM: 2 minute topic. Is Casey Anthony dateable? We think that thereâs always someone crazy enough to date someone like her. We still hear stories of Scott Petersen getting marriage proposals even though he is in jail for murdering his wife and unborn child. Casey is cute, and a party girl, so itâs just a matter of time before sheâs dating someone.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Casey Anthony was found not guilty yesterday of first degree of first degree murder aggravated child abuse, and aggravated manslaughter. She was found guilty of lying and withholding information from the police. Today the IOC will decide between South Korea, France, and Munich for the 2018 Olympic Winter Games. Later today you will be able to tweet to Barack Obama, and he will answer tweets on camera. The Roger Clemens trial begins today.
7/5/11â¦.
6:00 AM: JB was at a family reunion in Kansas this weekend, and he was worried about his daughter because she was obsessed with shooting off fireworks when she was there and he didnât want her to get hurt. They had to buy bootleg fireworks out of someoneâs garage because the river was flooded, and they couldnât get across to Missouri, where fireworks stands are legal. Joey Chestnut won the Nathanâs Hot Dog eating contest yesterday on Coney Island, which makes for 5 titles there. He ate 62 hot dogs, which didnât beat his record. Casey Anthonyâs trial had its closing arguments over the weekend. 7 American Tourists went missing in Mexico over the weekend while on a fishing trip. The Tour de France is going on right now and a woman was standing too close to the roadway during stage one, causing a massive pile up of the cyclists. Transformers 3 was the #1 movie over the weekend, having the 3rd largest opening worldwide ever!
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. The highest grossing Twilight movie still made 85 million dollars less than the worst grossing Harry Potter movie. Â Chuck E. Cheeseâs middle name is âEntertainmentâ. Actor Ken Jeong from The Hangover and Community has a medical degree. The graphing calculators of today are six times more powerful than the computer of Apollo 11. 1 mg of Viagra can extend the life of a floral arrangement for a week if added to the water. Â 4 in 10 children who drown in portable backyard baby pools are being supervised by adults when it happens.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Michael Vick was resigned by Nike this weekend. Daniel Radcliffe is a hard partier according to a magazine interview he did recently. He said he is an alcoholic, so he quit drinking in the fall and says he is doing well. There was another drowning this weekend in Devilâs Cove. A man was walking boat to boat and fell into the water. His body has not been found yet though. Congress Avenue has been re-paved and today is when they will star the re-striping of parking spaces, and they are making them the kind of spaces you have to back into.  It will add about 70 new parking spaces from what they had already.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Edie Falco (48), Huey Lewis (61), Jason Wade the lead singer of Lifehouse (31), and Mark Cohn (52). Interesting fact about Huey Lewis; a famous rock groupie said he is the most âwell endowedâ of all of the rock stars she has slept with. A dating service found in a survey that it takes people less than 20 minutes to know if they want another date with a person. A new way to âdrinkâ soda may be coming to the U.S. A product called Turbo Tango is being tested in the UK and itâs a foam version of soda that comes out of a can like Reddi Whip.
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7:10 AM: Anyone listening who has ever swam with the dolphins? Erin used to work with dolphin therapy in Key Largo Florida and got to take disabled kids into the water to swim with the dolphins. Lisa has done it many times while on vacation.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Bridesmaids has just surpassed Sex and the City as the top grossing female comedy of all time, and also the top grossing film for producer Judd Apatow. Maria Shriver is worth $100 million and Arnold Schwarzenegger is worth $300 million. They are about to go through a divorce, and she is seeking shared custody of their children and 50% of their wealth. Â Joey Chestnut won the Nathanâs Hot Dog eating contest yesterday on Coney Island, which makes for 5 titles there. He ate 62 hot dogs, which didnât beat his record. Casey Anthonyâs trial had its closing arguments over the weekend.
7:40 AM: Sandy made the mistake of scheduling his annual physical for today. He said his stomach is upset after a weekend of food and drink, and is worried about the âfinger in the buttâ test. We all think itâs weird that he is friends with this doctor, as we wouldnât want someone we know sticking their finger up our butts. He thinks itâs totally fine, and just says they have to forget it happened when they go to lunch after the appointment. JB says that it sounds like Sandy needs a cleanse, and his wife is all about one called the Blueprint cleanse. Itâs a juice based cleanse that you do for 3 days. Itâs about $80 a day and you drink 5 juice drinks a day for 3 days. Itâs the new trend in cleanses and JBâs wife really wants to try it.
7:55 AM: 2 minute topic. Cassiday watches Toddler and Tiaras sometimes on TLC and wants to know if JB and Sandyâs daughters ever came to them and wanted to do beauty pageants, would they support them or would they forbid it?
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8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A body has been found 50 miles outside of the Bloomington, Indiana area and an autopsy is being conducted on it today. They suspect that it is the body of Lauren Spearer, the IU student who has been missing for 4 weeks. . Casey Anthonyâs trial had its closing arguments over the weekend. Vinnie walked out of the Jersey Shore cast, according to reports. Daniel Radcliffe is a hard partier according to a magazine interview he did recently. He said he is an alcoholic, so he quit drinking in the fall and says he is doing well.
8:45 AM: Whatâs the theme? 10,000 Maniacs Candy, Pour Some Sugar on Me by Def Leppard, and Sarah McLaughlin âIce Creamâ. The theme is sweets.
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9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A woman tried to sneak her husband out of prison in a rolling suitcase, but got caught when the guards noticed she looked really nervous and the bag looked very full. Joey Chestnut won the Nathanâs Hot Dog eating contest yesterday on Coney Island, which makes for 5 titles there. He ate 62 hot dogs, which didnât beat his record. Casey Anthonyâs trial had its closing arguments over the weekend.
9:40 AM:Foods that will help your skin if you apply them to your face; Â Bananas (will moisturizeâmash up and leave on for 30 minutes), Powdered Milk (mix with water, make a thick paste to feel fresh and rejuvenated), mayo (let sit for 20 minutes), plain yogurt (will tighten pores leave on for 20 minutes), mustard, eggs (one beaten egg, leave on for 30 minutes and rinse off).
6:00 AM: Casey Anthony never took the stand as a witness in her trial, and the defense rested yesterday. The W Hotel has taken out 600 of the 1,000 panels of glass and replaced them with wood for the time being. There was a story yesterday who took 10-20 5 hour Energy shots per day and she has complete liver failure
6:10 AM: 99% of men think that a woman should not be in charge of the final decision of buying a car for the family. 96% of women agree with this. 51% of men and 40% of women say the man should make the decision singlehandedly. 1% of men and 4% of women say that the woman should make the decision single handedly.
6:25 AM: Some 4th of July stats. Americans spend 203 million dollars on condiments on the 4th of July weekend, 80% of American Flags are made in China.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A girl was drug 40 feet under a cement truck on the drag after he ran her over and didnât see. She had to have her leg amputated, but she is going to live. Cap Metro is working on a longer bus as a part of a 24 million dollar project where they can drive a bus that is 20 feet longer and have access to technology that extends green lights so they can get passengers to their destinations faster. This weekend is a no refusal weekend in Austin. There will be fireworks shows in Georgetown 9:30 PM on Monday. In Kyle the show will be at 9:30 on Monday.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Liv Tyler, Pam Anderson, Carl Lewis, Alan Ruck, Dan Akroyd, Fred Schneider, Debbie Harry.Â
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Why is it so hard to get out of Target without spending $100?
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Cecily Knoblerâs movie reviews--Larry Crowne starring Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts is out, and she says even though Tom is always likeable, she didnât love the film. She said there was no chemistry between Hanks and Roberts, and the bright spot in the film was George Takei. Grade: C-. Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon is out. Cecily says itâs loud, doesnât make sense, and a little better than part 2. Grade: F+.
7:20 AM: The week in review.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A new online tool from APD can track crime in your neighborhood, give tips, and can contact and give you information. Casey Anthony never took the stand as a witness in her trial, and the defense rested yesterday. A man was stung by a scorpion on a plane in Alaska. The plane was in Austin before that, so thatâs how they think it got onto the plane. Beyonce surprised a group of kids from the Harlem Boys and Girls Club yesterday, danced with them, hung out with them, and taught them choreography.
7:45 AM: Alexâs big day is today. He lives for what happens today. The Friday closest to the 4th of July is the day that Alex does a hot dog cookout at the office. He cooks them on a foreman grill on our balcony and then Sara brings in all the condiments and toppings. Sandy is pissed that this year we have turkey dogs, gluten free buns, and the beer is LIGHT beer. He says itâs un-American!
7:53 AM: American music and sound bite medley! Â
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8:10 AM: Most shampoos contain chemicals that can mess with your natural hormone response and built in weight receptors. So the study is saying that we have to use organic shampoos to not gain weight from your shampoo.
8:20 AM: Cecily Knoblerâs movie reviews--Larry Crowne starring Tom Hanks and Julia Roberts is out, and she says even though Tom is always likeable, she didnât love the film. She said there was no chemistry between Hanks and Roberts, and the bright spot in the film was George Takei. Grade: C-. Transformers 3: Dark of the Moon is out. Cecily says itâs loud, doesnât make sense, and a little better than part 2. Grade: F+.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. This weekend is a no refusal weekend in Austin. There will be fireworks shows in Georgetown 9:30 PM on Monday. In Kyle the show will be at 9:30 on Monday. William and Kate are in Canada right now, and Kate changed outfits 3 times yesterday. She is traveling with a stylist, makeup, and hair people. Christina Aguilera makes $225,000 per episode for The Voice and the guys name $75,000. The W Hotel has taken out 600 of the 1,000 panels of glass and replaced them with wood for the time being.
8:45 AM: The week in review.
8:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Humana Heathcare has started a new rule in which they will not allow people to be hired if they smoke. They will do urine tests and refuse to hire smokers. How do you feel about this?
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Replay --- Alexâs big day is today. He lives for what happens today. The Friday closest to the 4th of July is the day that Alex does a hot dog cookout at the office. He cooks them on a foreman grill on our balcony and then Sara brings in all the condiments and toppings. Sandy is pissed that this year we have turkey dogs, gluten free buns, and the beer is LIGHT beer. He says itâs un-American!
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. On a flight yesterday to Auckland a man got so drunk that he peed in the aisle all over passengers. They gave free flights to the passengers who got peed on to apologize for the bad experience. In Florida Sonic will start selling wine, and Starbucks may start selling alcoholic beverages. There will be a new shopping center in the 4 points area with a movie theatre, Whataburger, Freddyâs Frozen Custard, Flores Mexican Resturant, and shops. It will open in early 2012. This weekend is a no refusal weekend in Austin!
9:45 AM: JB is going to Kansas for his familyâs 4th of July Party and he learned in the past to not bring Coronas to the party. Â His family only drinks American beer, so he learned his lesson.
6:00 AM: Another panel shattered on the W hotel yesterday, making for the third incident in weeks. The City is meeting today with the Circuit of the Americas to see if the F1 track will be built after all or not. Governor Perry is making a trip to California this weekend to talk to potential donors of his rumored campaign run for U.S. President. Cedar Park has decided to postpone their fireworks display this week.
America Ferrera got married to her long time boyfriend. Entourage is back for their final season this fall and yesterday was the final day of shooting for the cast.
6:20 AM: Texas has the lowest # of vanity license plates of any state in the U.S. Â 9.3 million U.S. vehicles do have them however. Texas is the first state to start auctioning off the best one word plates. âFerrariâ sold for $15,000. âPorscheâ went to $7,500, and âAmericaâ went for $3,000. The most expensive plate ever sold was in Abu Dabi and that plate said â1â on it. 10 years ago JB saw a Porsche 911 that said â3rdIPOâ. The most popular state for plates is Virginia, followed by New Hampshire and Illinois. People with vanity plates and bumper stickers are more likely to honk, tailgate, and have road rage.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 6,000 people will move to Austin in July and August, making our population growth 2x the national average. Â Tom Petty says that Republican Candidates cannot play his songs during their campaign. Michelle Bachmann played âAmerican Girlâ on the day that she announced her candidacy, and he told her not to anymore. Google is trying to go after Facebook with Google+, a new social networking site. Shia Lebouf says he hooked up with Megan Fox while they filmed the first Transformers, and at that time she was dating Brian Austin Green, who she is now married to.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Garey Busey (67), Fred Grandy who played Gopher on The Love Boat (63), Jeff Burton (44), and Nicole Sherzinger (33). Common health myths people still believe. Using the hand dryer in a public bathroom is more sanitary than paper towels, but in reality the bathroom germs are sitting in the dryer and it blasts them all over your hands. Sitting too close to the TV will hurt your eyes, which is no longer true today. In the 1950âs TVâs gave off radiation, but not anymore. Warm milk will help you sleep, but in reality youâd have to drink tons to make it work. Hydrogen peroxide is good for cleaning cuts, but in reality it slows down the healing process.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topicâdoes radio make you smarter? We donât know about smarter, but we know if makes us happier. Sara, JB and Cass all had great memories of growing up and listening to the radio.
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7:05 AM: Anyone listening who was in a bank while it was robbed, or anyone listening who has ever hit those big orange barrels you see diving a highway? One man was in a bank while it was robbed, but he said the whole thing was very calm and not at all like what you see in the movies. He said he was able to sneak out when then robber was sitting down, and the police made him go to a nearby safe place.  A woman said she hit two of those barrels on the highway and all that happened was her car got a good washing because theyâre filled with water.
7:20 AM: Annie Lennox âWalking on Broken Glassâ, Pink âRaise Your Glassâ, and Blondie âHeart of Glassâ. The theme is broken glass (falling from The W Hotel).
7:30 AM:Â 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jennifer Lopez is saying she might not return to American Idol, and the rumored possible replacements are Shania Twain and Shakira. Larry King is no longer on CNN, but he is doing a one hour special about Harry Potter on July 10th. Another panel shattered on the W hotel yesterday, making for the third incident in weeks. The hotel will close until further notice, and all guests will be moved to stay elsewhere. They also are closing all the sidewalks around the hotel so they can put up protective coverings for pedestrians. The City is meeting today with the Circuit of the Americas to see if the F1 track will be built after all or not.
7:45 AM: Are you grandparents on Facebook? Nationally, 22% of Grandparents have facebook accounts.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. A poll found that on average, women say 13 negative things about their bodies every day. Sara and Cass totally relate, and feel like that statistic seems about right.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. 1 in 8 men wear their underwear twice before washing it. Half use the sniff test to see if they can re-wear clothes. The average man wears jeans 4-5 times before washing. Single women are more than twice as likely as married women to buy clothes to avoid doing laundry.
8:25 AM: Curb shame. Weâve all had it. Itâs when youâre waiting at a cross walk downtown, start to cross, and then decide to stay because the sign doesnât say you can walk. Then the shame comes when everyone else around you goes, makes it safely across the street, and youâre stuck on the curb.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 6,000 people will move to Austin in July and August, making our population growth 2x the national average. Â Newsweek has digitally altered a picture of Kate Middleton to look like she is walking down the street with Princess Diana if she were still alive and 50 years old today. Sarah Palin is saying she hasnât made up her mind yet if sheâs running or not for President, but her daughter Bristol said in an interview that her mom has already decided she is running.
8:45 AM: JBâs rant about tubers.
9:15 AM: Anyone listening who was in a bank while it was robbed, or anyone listening who has ever hit those big orange barrels you see diving a highway? One man was in a bank while it was robbed, but he said the whole thing was very calm and not at all like what you see in the movies. He said he was able to sneak out when then robber was sitting down, and the police made him go to a nearby safe place.  A woman said she hit two of those barrels on the highway and all that happened was her car got a good washing because theyâre filled with water.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Brad Womack and Emily have officially broken up, and this will be on the cover of People magazine soon. Zilker Hillside Theatre is threatened due to lack of funding, and plan to do Footloose this year and The Sound of Music next summer. Charlie Sheen is single now, as both of his goddesses have left him. When the last goddess left, he wanted back the Mercedes he bought her. Another panel shattered on the W hotel yesterday, making for the third incident in weeks.
6:00 AM: Rob Blagojevich was convicted of 17 felonies yesterday in a re-trial. He could face up to 300 years in prison and 1 million dollars in fines. 3 panels of glass fell from the W Hotel onto the street yesterday afternoon and damaged cars parked below. This is after glass falling 2 weeks ago from the balconies and landing on people at the pool. Casey Anthonyâs trial is still going on, and her lawyers asked the judge to review her for mental competency. She was found to be mentally competent and the trail continued yesterday. Yesterday in her home state of Iowa Michelle Bachmann announced her intentions to run for President in the next election. Hugh Hefner has two new girlfriends, and he tweeted yesterday that the November 2011 cover girl is his new girlfriend. Some businesses are allowing workers to wear shorts so they wonât have to pay such high air conditioning bills to cool their offices.
6:20 AM: Fact or bull factâPixar Movies edition. Samuel L Jackson did a voice in The Incredibles, Ray Romano did a voice in Ice Age, and Penn Gillette did a voice in the first Toy Story. Julia Louis Dreyfuss did a voice in A Bugs Life, Sigourney Weaver did a voice in Wall-E, and Ellen DeGeneres did a voice in Finding Nemo.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was a sad turn of events yesterday as Jamie Minor, the 26 year old Austin woman who has been missing for a month was found dead. Her body was found in a duct system in the building on 7th street, and from surveillance footage it showed that she willingly climbed in there herself. Two Austin parents help set up a fight between their teenage daughters, filmed it, and posted the footage on the internet. Charlie Sheen has booked a new sitcom and TBS is the front runner to carry it. Ten episodes have been ordered, and if it does well they plan to make 90 more. Toy Story 4 is in the works, and this was confirmed by Tom Hanks recently.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Kellie Pickler (25), John Cusack (45), Mary Stewart Masterson (45), John Elway, Kathy Bates (63), and a very special happy birthday to Sandy McIlree. A man from Rochester New York is getting married for the first time at the age of 99. He is marrying an 86 year old, and she will be the first wife heâs ever had. A study found that fathers who cheat on their wives are more likely to have sons who cheat on their wives. There was no correlation found between wives who cheat and daughters who cheat.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. There is an Australian female volleyball player who is trying to raise money to go to the Olympics by selling advertising space on her body for sponsorâs logos to be permanently tattooed. Would you do the same to go to the Olympics? Sara would and so would Alex, but JB and Sandy arenât as sold on the idea. Cassiday, who is the only person on the show with tattoos said she would NEVER do that.
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7:05 AM: Anyone listening who inherited a significant amount of money? Amy from Austin inherited several hundred thousand dollars and a duplex when her father passed away.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Austin is about to have the first zero packaging grocery store and it will be called in.gredients. It will have everything you can get at a normal grocery store but customers have to bring their own containers. Beyonceâs new album is out today, as well as new music from Selena Gomez and the Scene, and David Cook. 3 panels of glass fell from the W Hotel onto the street yesterday afternoon and damaged cars parked below. This is after glass falling 2 weeks ago from the balconies and landing on people at the pool. Jeff Probst will host a daytime talk show in Fall 2012.
7:40 AM: Audio with Erin Hager. He told her that they needed to get a vintage Shelby GT to make their relationship better. She was in shock he didnât say something pervy, and then he continued to push the topic saying that this muscle car is something their family needs. He then asked her what she wants. She asked if they could build a steam room in their house, and he said heâd rather just buy a handheld steamer from Bed, Bath, and Beyond and just steam her in the closet.
7:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Was it creepy that Sandy went to eat lunch alone yesterday at Bone Daddyâs?
7:55 AM: Alex has told us in the past that when he was a little boy growing up in El Paso, heâd play with Barbies and Pound Puppies. This was confirmed when his childhood friend Davida wrote him an email on facebook. Sandy read the email on air, and she says she loved playing Barbie dolls with him and that her dad still talks about how he gave Alex a screwdriver and he told him to tell the neighborhood kids he was just there fixing Barbieâs convertible.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the â4 thingsâ. The average American person drinks on average 44.7 gallons of soda a year, which equates to 1.3 cans a day! The average American also likes beer a lot, drinking on average 4 to 5 beers a week.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was a sad turn of events yesterday as Jamie Minor, the 26 year old Austin woman who has been missing for a month was found dead. Her body was found in a duct system in the building on 7th street, and from surveillance footage it showed that she willingly climbed in there herself.
8:40 AM: Sandy heard through the grapevine that Alex (who rejects all things âtrendyâ) was doing something trendy this weekend. He and his wife went stand up paddle boarding, and Sandy wanted to make fun of him for it.
8:50 AM: Google trends. Do the Austinites she found know who Rob Blagojevich is? None of them knew who he was. Do they know who Michelle Bachmann is? A few more people were aware of who she was, and are interested in her. Reversible Jeans are a new trend, and people thought that they were a bad idea.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Replay-- Austin is about to have the first zero packaging grocery store and it will be called in.gredients. It will have everything you can get at a normal grocery store but customers have to bring their own containers.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beyonceâs new album is out today, as well as new music from Selena Gomez and the Scene, and David Cook. Charlie Sheen has booked a new sitcom and TBS is the front runner to carry it. Jeff Probst will host a daytime talk show in Fall 2012. Toy Story 4 is in the works, and this was confirmed by Tom Hanks recently.
9:45 AM: Sandyâs birthday is today and he bought himself a really exciting present. He is buying himself a new truck at Covert Ford today and weâre all very excited for him!
6/27/11â¦.
6:00 AM: Sara got attacked by a bird yesterday and it was one of the grossest and scariest things sheâs ever experienced. She was at Whole Foods after a run yesterday morning and as she raised her breakfast taco to her mouth, the bird swooped in and took a bite out of her taco. Friday night NY became the 6th state to legalize gay marriage after Gov. Andrew Cuomo signed a bill. Daniel Craig got married last week to actress Rachel Weiss in a very secret small ceremony with 4 people in attendance. TSA forced a 94 year old woman to take off her adult diaper in a Florida airport and make her go through security diaperless after they were unable to determine that she was safe to go through. They said the diaper was suspiciously firm and wet, and would be unable to let her pass through security unless she removed it. Jennifer Aniston got her first tattoo. Itâs on the inside of her right foot and reads âNormanâ in memory of her dog that passed away in May. The only authenticated photo of Billy the Kid in existence was auctioned off over the weekend and went for 2.3 million dollars. A Chinese Crested named Yoda won The Ugliest Dog competition over the weekend.
6:15 AM: If given the choice of calling, texting, tweeting, or facebooking; 47% of Americans say that in an emergency/disaster type of situation, they would call their family to let them know whatâs going on. Sandy said heâd call, but knows that cell towers often get jammed when emergency situations are going on. Cassiday would text because sheâd be surer that it would go through. Alex told us if he was on a plane that was going down; heâd call his mom first. We teased him that because heâs married he should call his wife first, and he claimed that sheâd be next to him on the plane.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 4 people drowned in the Central Texas area over the weekend. A hotel developer wants to develop a multimillion dollar high rise near the convention center. It would be 50 stories and have 1,035 rooms. James Spader may be the new âbossâ on The Office, replacing Steve Carrell. The Davis Cup tickets go on sale today and Rafael Nadal will not be playing in it after all.
6:45 AM: Ed Westwick (24), Khloe Kardashian (27), Leigh Nash (35), Tobey Maguire (36), Jo Frost (40), and JJ Abrams (45). A vet has come up with a DNA test for dog poop. Itâs meant to help identify who is walking their dogs and not picking up their poop. Texting while driving will increase chances of wreck 23x, and drinking while driving will increase chances of wreck 11x.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. 39% of people like to shop. Cassiday likes to shop if she has money, but hates shopping if she canât afford the purchases she wants to make. Sara says she lives to shop. She shops every day, and imagines how her life would change for the better if she bought the item. JB and Alex hate to shop in stores, but love to order stuff because they love when it comes to the door. Sandy says there is nothing he hates more than shopping, and says heâd rather throw up for an hour than shop for an hour.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Anyone listening who has ever been on a Judge Judy type of show? Anyone listening who has ever been in that âBustedâ magazine they sell at Austin convenience stores. Fay from Austin was on Judge Alex. She said they solicited her to be on the show, and they flew her to Houston for it. She was trying to get her neighbor to replace her daughterâs pet. The pet died while in the care of the neighbor, and the neighbor refused to replace the pet. Fay didnât win the case, and her neighbor recently passed away.
7:20 AM: The loser line.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Prince says he wonât release a new album until internet piracy is under control. Friday night NY became the 6th state to legalize gay marriage after Gov. Andrew Cuomo signed a bill. It will take effect July 24th, and Neil Patrick Harris says he and his partner plan to wed. Daniel Craig got married last week to actress Rachel Weiss in a very secret small ceremony with 4 people in attendance. Cars 2 made 68 million dollars over the weekend, and Bad Teacher made 31 million dollars.
7:45 AM: Blood/Love/Fame. Which did you encounter over the weekend? Did you get hurt (blood), did you fall in love (love), or did you meet someone famous (fame)?
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. JBâs wife is trying to go gluten free and JB has been dairy free for 5 years. He says itâs pretty grim around their house right now with food options. His wife is trying to go gluten free to see if it helps her feel better. He wants to know if we think the gluten free craze is a joke or a legitimate thing.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the â4 thingsâ.
8:20 AM: The loser line.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Michael Jackson Thriller jacket sold for 1.8 million dollars in an auction yesterday to an Austin man who plans to show it at the Austin Childrenâs Hospital. Katy Perry is about to break a record if she has 5 billboard #1 hits from the same album. This means her song âTGIFâ would have to go #1, but JB and Sandy donât think itâll happen. If it does happen, she will be the first female musical artist to ever do that. The only other artist to do it is Michael Jackson. A hotel developer wants to develop a multi million dollar high rise near the convention center. It would be 50 stories and have 1,035 rooms. TSA forced a 94 year old woman to take off her adult diaper in a Florida airport and make her go through security diaperless after they were unable to determine that she was safe to go through. They said the diaper was suspiciously firm and wet, and would be unable to let her pass through security unless she removed it.
8:40 AM: Sandy has âsister wivesâ, and loves it. His wives friends have been coming to stay with them recently, and he really likes it. He doesnât get to have sex with any of them except his real wife Tricia, but they all stay at his house, they hang out, watch TV, eat dinner together, and they help take care of Landry. He loves having them around and has jokingly given them old Mormon names like Tias and Aloweenah. He thinks those guys up in Utah may have it all figured out better than the rest of the country!
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Anyone listening who has ever been on a Judge Judy type of show? Anyone listening who has ever been in that âBustedâ magazine they sell at Austin convenience stores. Fay from Austin was on Judge Alex. She said they solicited her to be on the show, and they flew her to Houston for it. She was trying to get her neighbor to replace her daughterâs pet. The pet died while in the care of the neighbor, and the neighbor refused to replace the pet. Fay didnât win the case, and her neighbor recently passed away.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 4 people drowned in the Central Texas area over the weekend. A hotel developer wants to develop a multi million dollar high rise near the convention center. It would be 50 stories and have 1,035 rooms. James Spader may be the new âbossâ on The Office, replacing Steve Carrell. The Davis Cup tickets go on sale today and Rafael Nadal will not be playing in it after all.
6:00 AM:Â There is a rumor that OJ Simpson will be featured on Oprahâs new OWN network and that he will confess to killing Nicole and claim that it was self defense. The Winklevoss twins who you may know from The Social Network movie have decided to drop their law suit which is trying to get more money from Facebook and Mark Zuckerberg. They already got 65 million dollars each, and theyâve decided to stay with that amount.
6:15 AM: 6 ways to be a good mother in law. 1) Never gossip about your sonâs wife 2) Donât criticize too much 3) Never criticize her parenting choices or her kids 4) Donât expect them to attend every single family function 5) Donât give unsolicited advice ^) donât talk incessantly about yourself.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Autumn. The vote is delayed on if Austin will move forward with Formula One Racing coming to town. Â George Clooney is single again, and the rumor is that his girlfriend nagged him to death. He left her after wanting to for months because she nagged every day. TMZ posted some pretty upsetting pictures yesterday of Ryan Dunnâs wreckage, and in honor of his death Jason âwee manâ Acuna got Ryanâs Face tattooed on his leg.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Minka Kelly (31), Mindy Kaling (32), Petra Nimkova. Ten brands that might disappear this year; Nokia, Soap Opera Digest, MySpace, Kelloggâs Corn Pops, Sony Ericsson, Sears, American Apparel, Saab, A&W Restaurants, and Sony Pictures.
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7:05 AM: Anyone listening who has received a text picture of a manâs penis? Amy in Round Rock accidentally got sent a picture of a black manâs penis when her friend was trying to text her a picture of her kids. Â Jessicaâs man sends her a picture of his penis every time he goes out of town. Linda from Luling is married to a man who is quite proud of his âmanhoodâ, and he send hers pictures often. One time he sent her a picture of his penis while she was at work.
7:15 AM: Cecily Knoblerâs movie reviews. Out this week is Bad Teacher, which stars Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake. She says the movie is hit or miss, pretty funny, but not great earning a C-. Cars 2 is out this week, and Cecily says she was surprised that it was made because Cars 1 didnât do well with film critics. She says itâs a bit complex for kids, but the visuals are entertaining. Grade: C-.
7:22 AM: The week in review; Sandy going to Idaho by himself for Fatherâs Day, the UT groper, talking about Mr.Rogers creeping out JB when he was a kid, Autumnâs 10 life lessons learned from JB and Sandy.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Autumn. Usher has come out with a womenâs lingerie line and he wants Pippa Middleton to be the spokesmodel for it. Â A 4 year old sued a circus and won. He wanted to see lions and tigers, his parents took him there, and there were no lions or tigers there. The posters promised lions and tigers, and the boy sued them and WON! He won $6,000 and plans to use the money to go to a better Circus. Shania Twain is officially back and she will have a show in Vegas. Her new single is called âToday is Your Dayâ, and itâs out now. Sean Kingston is out of the hospital and back home now.
7:50 AM: Unknown poll. Â Are you more attracted to a guy driving a flashy car than a guy driving a normal one? NONE of the Austin women we polled said they are into flashy guys. In a national poll, 71% of American women said they DO like flashy cars and would be attracted to a guy who drives one.
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8:10 AM: A man in Sweden wanted to buy some weed, and talked the dealer down from $62 for $15 for his weed, and was proud of himself. The cops swarmed him to arrest him, but were unable to because the dealer had actually sold him a bag of grass clippings and bark. 5 places that are filled with bacteria in a bachelor pad; a towel, sheets, the remote control, the carpeting, and the vacuum cleaner.
8:20 AM: The Loser Line.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Autumn. Kings of Leon has been asked to write the next theme song to the upcoming James Bond movie, and they are considering it. UT player Tristan Thompson went 4th in the NBA draft last night to Cleveland. San Marcos is going to ban smoking indoors soon pending a vote. Rick Perry is officially going to run for President, and recently picked up several of Newt Gingrichâs former staffers. He will formally announce it on August 6th.
8:45 AM: The week in review; Sandy going to Idaho by himself for Fatherâs Day, the UT groper, talking about Mr.Rogers creeping out JB when he was a kid, Autumnâs 10 life lessons learned from JB and Sandy.
8:53 AM: Autumnâs boyfriend has a 3 year old son and Alex has influenced him in a bad way and he didnât even know it. Autumn played a set at Mixâs Party for the Planet and took the boy backstage to meet Bob Schneider. He saw Alex smoking a cigarette, and now he says he wants to smoke too. Heâs even started picking up cigarette butts off the ground and trying to smoke them.
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9:15 AM: Cecily Knoblerâs movie reviews. Out this week is Bad Teacher, which stars Cameron Diaz and Justin Timberlake. She says the movie is hit or miss, pretty funny, but not great earning a C-. Cars 2 is out this week, and Cecily says she was surprised that it was made because Cars 1 didnât do well with film critics. She says itâs a bit complex for kids, but the visuals are entertaining. Grade: C-.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Autumn. George Clooney is single again, and the rumor is that his girlfriend nagged him to death. He left her after wanting to for months because she nagged every day. Lindsay Lohan failed a substance test while on house arrest, so she is only allowed to have 1 friend over at a time. TMZ posted some pretty upsetting pictures yesterday of Ryan Dunnâs wreckage, and in honor of his death Jason âwee manâ Acuna got Ryanâs Face tattooed on his leg. Sean Kingston is out of the hospital and back home now.
9:45 AM: Cassidayâs Tweet-end guide.
6:00 AM: UT Baseballâs Taylor Jungmann was awarded the Dick Hauser trophy which means he is the best college baseball player of the year. An autopsy was conducted on Ryan Dunn and they discovered he died from blunt force when they lost control of the car and then he burned when the car caught fire. They say he may have been driving up to 130 mph when he lost control of the car, and his passenger was a 30 year old man. Gabrielle Giffordâsâ husband is retiring from the Navy and NASA to spend more time with his wife. A story has come out that the reason Megan Fox was fired from Transformers was because she compared director Michael Bay to Hitler, and when producer Steven Spielberg heard about it, he made Bay fire her. A young emperor penguin took a wrong turn from the Antarctic and ended up on a New Zealand beach. Â He was 2,000 miles away from the Antarctic coast, but they are going to let nature take its course rather than try to relocate him.
6:15 AM: This weekend Alex went to the Dell Childrenâs Hospital Prom and had a great time. JB has been there in years past, and Sandy has wanted to go, but JB invited Alex to go because he knew it would benefit Alex to be a part of something so special. He really enjoyed it, and is thankful for the experience the Jb gave to him by inviting him to go.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The boat house on Town Lake was torn down yesterday on the North shore at Waller Creek. A 2 story 10,800 square foot building is planned to be put in its place. Â At the Ruiz Branch library, copper thieves came in and stole copper from 4 air conditioning devices on Friday night, and then they returned Saturday night for more copper. They caused $67,000 worth of damage. Â Newsweekâs list of best High Schools in America has come out and a lot of local schools made the list; Westwood High School was #42 on the list, Westlake High School was #72, and Lake Travis was #488. The West Campus groper is back, and so far 16 victims have come forward. They donât have any leads, and donât know much about him. Â
6:45 AM: Happy Birhtday today to Kris Kristofferson (75), Meryl Streep (62), and Carson Daly (38). In Boulder Colorado at a festival a man hid inside of the receptacle tank of a port-a-potty and watched women use the restroom. When someone heard him, he got out, ran away, and the police are still looking for him. An Amish man from Indiana had a cell phone and one day texted a random number that happened to belong to a 12 year old girl. They began a relationship via text message, he sent her naked pictures and videos, and decided they would meet up and have sex in his buggy. The girlâs parents caught wind of the plans, and they worked with local police to set up a sting. When the man arrived in his horse and buggy, he was arrested.
6:53 AM: A listener named Corey called in and he grew up in Amish country, and wanted to tell us about some of the things heâs seen. He said heâs seen people get DUIâs while driving a horse and buggy, and heâs also seen the Amish girls going to convenience stores to change into normal clothes before going to school.
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7:05 AM: Songs of the summer. Sandyâs pick is âRolling in the Deepâ by Adele. JBâs pick is âMy Bodyâ by Young the Giant.Â
7:10 AM: Songs of the summer. Alexâs pick is âGive Me Everything Tonightâ by Pit Bull. Saraâs pick is Hot Chelle Rae âTonight Tonightâ. Our listeners on Facebook said that LMFAO âParty Rockâ.
7:20 AM: Franklin BBQ is the hot topic in Austin right now. They were just named the best bbq in America by Bon Appetit Magazine. He cooks the brisket for 18 hours every day, and they sell out every day. So if you want to get some, you have to go early and stand in line. They open at 11 am, and Sara went yesterday to see who was standing in line and how long theyâd been there. One man said he heard theyâve sold out at 11:07 AM one day, which is only 7 minutes after they opened the doors. Sara said at 10:30 AM yesterday there were about 50 people already in line.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 53 uncontained wildfires are currently burning in America. An autopsy was conducted on Ryan Dunn and they discovered he died from blunt force when they lost control of the car and then he burned when the car caught fire. They say he may have been driving up to 130 mph when he lost control of the car, and his passenger was a 30 year old man. A jet has been debuted that travels 4 times the speed of sound, which means it could fly you from NYC to Paris in 90 minutes, but it wonât be out until 2050.
7:40 AM: Songs that were hit songs, but have really bad messages. Afromanâs âBecause I got Highâ is pretty obvious , Motley Crueâs âDr. Feelgoodâ is about Cocaine, Red Hot Chili Pepperâs âUnder The Bridgeâ is about a homeless person with a heroin addiction, Third Eye Blindâs âSemi Charmed Lifeâ is about Crystal Meth use, Huey Lewis âI Want a New Drugâ is pretty obvious, and so is Chumbawumbaâs âTub Thumpingâ. Â Another is Cypress Hillâs music which was all about smoking weed. Â Sandy say they werenât doing anything new, and remembers when Cheech and Chong came out with the Up in Smoke album, which came with a large joint rolling paper inside of it.
7:50 AM: Who on the show would you trust with a secret? Â Sandy says that Alex is a huge gossip, so heâd never trust him with a secret. Alex agreed that he shouldnât be trusted, but we all agreed that maybe JB could be trusted because heâd forget the secret a few minutes after you told him. We had listeners call in and they picked either Cassiday or Saraâsaying they seemed the most trust worthy. One person said they wouldnât trust Sara because they think sheâd tell the secret to the kiosk guy.
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8:20 AM: JB interviewing his wife Erin about the 3 things in their 13 year marriage she is most happy with. She said; they never fight dirty and say mean things that they canât take back, they are supportive of one anotherâs events and passions, and they can still laugh and be goofy together. JB was a little drunk while he was asking Erin these questions, so he got a little miffed when she didnât list their great sex life as one of the things.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Wimbeldon is going to ban female tennis players from doing the famous grunting during their matches. The West Campus groper is back, and so far 16 victims have come forward. They donât have any leads, and donât know much about him. Â Newsweekâs list of best High Schools in America has come out and a lot of local schools made the list; Westwood High School was #42 on the list, Westlake High School was #72, and Lake Travis was #488. Nick Lachey and Vanessa Minilloâs wedding will be televised, which sounds like a bad idea and weâre not sure who would watch it.
8:40 AM:  Songs of the summer. Sandyâs pick is âRolling in the Deepâ by Adele. JBâs pick is âMy Bodyâ by Young the Giant. Songs of the summer. Alexâs pick is âGive Me Everything Tonightâ by Pit Bull. Saraâs pick is Hot Chelle Rae âTonight Tonightâ. Our listeners on Facebook said that LMFAO âParty Rockâ.
8:50 AM: Sandyâs friend is getting a divorce, and he said probably the stupidest thing ever, according to Sandy. The wife had been planning for a long time to get breast implants, and the husband had already paid for them. The marriage went bad fast, and the surgery was still planned. The ex husband went to her and asked if sheâd let him see her new boobs.
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9:15 AM: Replay-- JB interviewing his wife Erin about the 3 things in their 13 year marriage she is most happy with. She said; they never fight dirty and say mean things that they canât take back, they are supportive of one anotherâs events and passions, and they can still laugh and be goofy together. JB was a little drunk while he was asking Erin these questions, so he got a little miffed when she didnât list their great sex life as one of the things.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Mark Cuban is rumored to be looking into buying the LA Dodgers. They will be holding events across the country this summer where you can buy a ticket and see all of the Harry Potter films in one week. On the upcoming season of Glee if there are senior characters, they are âgraduatingâ them and bringing in new students to be technically correct and not add in that extra year of school a lot of TV shows seem to add in.
6:00 AM: âJackassâ star Ryan Dunn passed away early Monday morning in a car crash. Police say that speed was a factor, and there was a photo tweeted out hours before the crash showing him with friends drinking in a bar. He had someone else in the car, and they both passed away. A class action lawsuit has been going on since 1996 against Wal Mart, because 1.6 million women said they made less than their male co workers. Yesterday the courts ruled in Wal Martâs favor, saying the women were too different to file as a class action law suit. Anthony Weiner resigned from his position at midnight last night. A beautiful people dating site called beautifulpeople.com has dumped 30,000 members for being too ugly. They were allowed to join because someone hacked into the site and a virus named Shrek allowed the ugly people to join. They have been kicked off the site, and defend their actions by saying that they need to maintain the level of attractiveness of their members because thatâs what theyâve paid for.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Snickers originally had to be called Marathon Bars in England because Snickers sounded too much like knickers (underwear). The average parking meter makes more in one hour than the average person on earth earns in a whole day. TCBY once stood for This Canât Be Yogurt, and now stands for This Countryâs Best Yogurt due to a lawsuit. The founders of Google first worked together in a building named after Bill Gates.
6:25 AM: Yesterday JB participated in Dam That Cancer, which was a 10 hour, 21 mile journey on a stand up paddle board on Lake Austin. He said they were battling strong head winds the entire way and at some points it was so windy that if they stood up on their board, it blew them backwards. He said 75 people paddled throughout the day, and he had a great time. Congrats to Mark Garza and Rob McKinney who put on this event and raised money that will go to the counseling of families of cancer victims.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Actor Doug Hutchinson who is best known for his role in The Green Mile is 51 years old and he just got married to a 16 year old girl. . The city of Llano has moved to stage 4 of water restrictions. They only have 60 to 90 days left of water before theyâll have to start shipping it in from elsewhere. Lake Travis is 24 feet below its usual height, and is only 55% full. Gold Class Cinema in The Domain is having to make changes because itâs not doing well. They are lowering their prices and theyâve changed the name to iPic.
6:45 AM: Nicole Kidman (44), Michael Anthony who was the bassist for Van Halen (57), John Goodman (59), Lionel Richie (62), Brian Wilson (69), and Robert Rodriguez (43). In a poll done by Shutterfly, people said that going on vacation was more exciting than the birth of their child. A man in North Carolina robbed a bank and in his letter, said âthis is a robbery, but only give me $1â. The teller gave him $1
6:53 AM: What did JB do with his week off from work? Mostly he relaxed and enjoyed time with his wife and daughter. He said a lot of days they slept in and were in their PJs until the afternoon. They also spent a lot of time on the lake, and JB and his wife celebrated their 13th wedding anniversary. They went to dinner at Parkside and Erin got JB a portable ice maker.
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7:05 AM: Whatâs the theme? Radiohead âHigh and Dryâ, Boyz II Men âWater Runs Dryâ, and Amy Winehouse âTears Dry on their Ownâ.  They are all about things being dryâjust like the Austin weather!
7:15 AM: Sara hit the streets to see if Austinites knew why âFried Kool Aidâ, âRyan Dunnâ, and âHeidi Montagâ were trending on Google. Fried kool aid was recently invented, and all the people Sara asked were confused by the concept, but said theyâd try it. Ryan Dunn was trending because he recently died in a car wreckWhat did Sandy do with his time off last week? First, he want with his wife and daughter to Omaha to see family, and then they came back to Austin. Sandy then went to Northern Idaho to relax, and went by himself on that trip. He watched the US Open by himself for once, and LOVED it. He said it was the greatest fatherâs day gift he could think of.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The city of Llano has moved to stage 4 of water restrictions. They only have 60 to 90 days left of water before theyâll have to start shipping it in from elsewhere. âJackassâ star Ryan Dunn passed away early Monday morning in a car crash. Police say that speed was a factor, and there was a photo tweeted out hours before the crash showing him with friends drinking in a bar. He had someone else in the car, and they both passed away. The agency that assigns internet addresses is loosening the rules, and we will start seeing other things instead of .com, .org, .gov, and .biz. For example, Apple could have websites ending in .ipad, or banks could have .bank at the end of their addresses. Baby Pools are becoming hazards for babies. 73% of drowning occurred in a childâs own yard in the summer months. The list to replace Regis Philbin has been narrowed down to 3 people; Ryan Seacrest, Mark Consuelos, and Andy Cohen.
7:50 AM: The weirdest items left unclaimed by airline baggage ; a Gucci suitcase filled with ancient Egyptian artifacts, A live rattlesnake inside a suitcase, a $250,000 guidance system that belonged to the U.S. Navy, a Barbie doll with $500 inside, a suit of armor, a 300 year old violin, an ordinary looking sock which contained a 5.8 carat diamond ring set in platinum, a camera designed for use on a space shuttle, a 40.95 carat natural emerald.
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8:12 AM: Headlines that donât make the 4 things. The average person has 229 facebook friends, and has never met 7% of them. 22% are high school friends, 12% are extended family, 10% are coworkers, and 9% are college friends, 8% are immediate family, and 7% are people youâve never met. There is a woman who has said being too perfect of a parent is bad for your kids. It causes them to not know how to handle pain, boredom, and setbacks.Â
8:25 AM: Unknown poll. Have you ever walked out of a business because you were getting bad customer service? A National poll says 2/3 of Americans have. In our poll, 100% of people who live here have done it. We talked about how frustrating it is to get bad service because the person working at the store doesnât perceive you in a good way based on what youâre wearing. JB and Sandy have a friend who is a pro golfer and he went in to buy an expensive sports car with a check (paid in full), and because he was in shorts and flip flops, no one would help him, so he walked out.
8:30 AM: The FDA released 9 new warning labels for cigarette packs that are graphic and show the negative effects of tobacco use. The pictures include black lungs, a smokerâs corpse, a person with a tracheotomy among other things.
8:50 AM: The most annoying driving habits; taking up 2 parking spots, leaving your high beams on while driving, leaving your blinker on or not using one at all, not cleaning the snow off your car, driving too fast in bad weather, and people talking on the phone or texting while driving.
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9:15 AM: Sara hit the streets to see if Austinites knew why âFried Kool Aidâ, âRyan Dunnâ, and âHeidi Montagâ were trending on Google. Fried kool aid was recently invented, and all the people Sara asked were confused by the concept, but said theyâd try it. Ryan Dunn was trending because he recently died in a car wreck, and Heidi Montag made news recently by saying she works out 14 hours every day.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Amy Winehouse has cancelled her entire tour. She had a show the other night wasted and was stumbling all over the stage, dropping the microphone, and slurring her words. The list to replace Regis Philbin has been narrowed down to 3 people; Ryan Seacrest, Mark Consuelos, and Andy Cohen. The city of Llano has moved to stage 4 of water restrictions. They only have 60 to 90 days left of water before theyâll have to start shipping it in from elsewhere.
6:00 AM: Anthony Weiner and his wife are expecting a child, and itâs their first child. Air Force ROTC cadets were in training and 77 cadets had to go to the hospital, but luckily they are all expected to be fine. There is a raging wildfire in Arizona that is 0% contained, and 600 homes are threatened. The fire is moving to New Mexico, and power lines that go from Arizona to El Paso could be affected. The Royal couple is moving into a London Apartment and they are hiring servants. The co-creator of Mad Libs has passed away. Justin Bieber was at the CMT awards last night and he won an award for his music video he did with Rascal Flatts.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact about Blake Lively. Her character on Gossip Girl has slept with every character except Chuck Bass. Her Dad was in 5 episodes of Murder She Wrote and 3 episodes of Dukes of Hazzard. Blakeâs brother turned down a role in 24 for a role in The L Word. Blake is 5â10 tall. She was childhood friends with actor Penn Badgely.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The highest rated episode in Oprahâs entire career was on Feb 13 1993 and it was titled âWhy I Love Older Womenâ. 17.3 million viewers turned in for that episode. The Rangers and Astros drafted paralyzed players to their teams yesterday because they were baseball players and could have been high round draft picks before the injuries that left them paralyzed. DPs is offering a $50,000 reward for leads to find the person who burned down the Governorâs mansion, as they still havenât been able to make any arrests in the case.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Natalie Portman 30, Johnny Depp 48, Michael J Fox 50, Aaron Sorkin 50, and Donald Duck 77. A man in Barcelona was arrested for fitting inside a suitcase, going on a bus, and robbing the valuables from the other luggage in the cargo bay. On Sunday a Texas couple was at brunch with their family in Houston. They were supposed to go to their familyâs home which was one mile away and never showed up. After 3 days of them missing, the police were searching for them and found them 524 miles east of where they were going in Pensacola Florida.
6:53 AM: We are ending our TV portion of the show on June 30, and we wanted to announce it a few times to make sure everyone knows why.  It wasnât anything we had any control over, and basically itâs the result of our company and their company being unable to reach an agreement. We are very bummed about it, have really enjoyed working with the people at KEYE, and will miss being on TV. However, we will still be on the radio from 6-10 EVERY weekday morningâ¦.so that isnât changing at all. Thanks for those whoâve watched and supported us on KEYE.
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7:09 AM: Who holds the most interesting record? Michael from Georgetown is our winner. In 1992 he spent 300 consecutive days in a submarine.
7:20 AM: Sara called Grandma Shook last night and Sara asked her about Anthony Weiner and the scandal. She says men who do that are sick, and she definitely wouldnât want a picture of a manâs crotch. Sara asked her if sheâd stand by her man if he did what Anthony Weiner did. She said sheâd be mad, and isnât sure if sheâd stay with him.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kim Kardashian just got engaged and now a guy from the New England Patriots claims he has been having sex with Kim for the past 5 months. He claims he has evidence of it, and there is a video he made on TMZ saying its true. The new season of the Kardashianâs show starts on Sunday, so it seems like it all could be a publicity stunt. Weiner and his wife are expecting a child, and itâs their first child. There is a raging wildfire in Arizona that is 0% contained, and 600 homes are threatened. The fire is moving to New Mexico, and power lines that go from Arizona to El Paso could be affected.
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8:10 AM: In a recent poll, 90% of Americans say theyâd rather lose their wallet than their smart phone. A story has come out about Duran Duran saying they are snotty when theyâre on tour. The following are on their rider; 3 specific bottles of Italian Red Wine from 89 or 97, 2 bottles of high end white wine, two bottle of French champagne, and patron silver tequila.
8:30 AM: Rotten Tomatoes has calculated the worst actors and actresses of the last 20 years. The worst actor is Chuck Norris and the worst actress is Jennifer Love Hewitt. Michelle Obama is making her acting debut in iCarly, which is a show in Nickelodeon. The highest rated episode in Oprahâs entire career was on Feb 13 1993 and it was titled âWhy I Love Older Womenâ. 17.3 million viewers turned in for that episode. The Rangers and Astros drafted paralyzed players to their teams yesterday because they were baseball players and could have been high round draft picks before the injuries that left them paralyzed.
8:55 AM: The best beach reads of the summer; Emily and Einstein and Enough About Love are two that sound interesting. There is a list of 11 books, and you can find them on Saraâs blog at www.mix947.com.
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9:15 AM: Sara called Grandma Shook last night and Sara asked her about Anthony Weiner and the scandal. She says men who do that are sick, and she definitely wouldnât want a picture of a manâs crotch. Sara asked her if sheâd stand by her man if he did what Anthony Weiner did. She said sheâd be mad, and isnât sure if sheâd stay with him.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 5 year old Suri Cruiseâs shoe collection is rumored to be worth $150,000. Anthony Weiner and his wife are expecting a child, and itâs their first child. Air Force ROTC cadets were in training and 77 cadets had to go to the hospital, but luckily they are all expected to be fine. Justin Bieber was at the CMT awards last night and he won an award for his music video he did with Rascal Flatts.
6:00 AM: The Mavs won last night against the Miami Heat. Yesterday a psychic said multiple bodies were buried in a town near Houston in Liberty County, and no bodies were found. Now the investigation will move to the psychic who called in the tip. Colt McCoyâs wife Rachel called a national radio show on ESPN yesterday and talked for 6 minutes about benefits that UT Football players receive. She heavily implied that the players received special treatment, gifts, outings, and cars from UT Boosters. A 20 year old IU student has been missing since 4:15 AM Friday morning and the town of Bloomington has banded together to look for her, but she has not been found yet. Tomâs shoes released sunglasses yesterday and for every pair sold, they will give a person in need a sight saving surgery.
6:15 AM: Â 1/10th of people believe the 5 second rule is a safe rule to live by. The truth is, bacteria can get on food the second it hits the ground. The sell by date and expiration date REALLY are telling you when the food is going to spoil, so people who donât follow the dates are putting themselves at risk.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The feathers that women are wearing in their hair are making some news recently. It turns out those feathers come from roosters that are genetically enhanced to have the longer feathers. Then they pluck the feathers, which kills them, or they euthanize them first and use them only for the feathers. One of the 6 women that got penis pictures from Anthony Weiner is from Beaumont Texas. ¼ of domestic airlines flights arrived late to the gate in April 2011. According to a study, the best diet in existence to have weight loss success is Weight Watchers. The best overall is the Dash diet, followed by the Mediterranean Diet, and Jenny Craig.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Kanye West (34), Juliana Margulies, Joan Rivers (78), and Rob Pilatus from Milli Vanilli would have been 45 years old today if he was still alive. The Iranian womenâs soccer team had to forfeit their Olympic bid because they showed up wearing their traditional headscarves. FIFA has banned the used of headscarves because they deemed them a choking hazard, and when the team wouldnât remove the scarves, they had to forfeit the match. Â
6:53 AM: Cassiday has always wanted a Kitchenaid Mixer, and her mom surprised her with one this week. She is so excited, and the guys have never even heard of one of these before. This means she can bake more now, and do it more easily. Sara is so jealous, and said that when she gets married, she canât wait to register for one in her gift registry.
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7:05 AM: The Amazing Book of Records. Who spent the longest consecutive time in the hospital? The winner was Larry from Austin, who spent 4 Â 1/2 months in the hospital for a bad knee injury. He was in there so long because it was before arthroscopic surgery existed. Â He is going to send us a picture of his surgery scars soon.
7:20 AM: Whatâs the theme? Glen Frye âThe Heat is Onâ, âHeatwave, and Asiaâs âHeat of the Momentââthey all reference heatâwhich is what kind of weather weâre having in Austin right now, every day!
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Â Colt McCoyâs wife Rachel called a national radio show on ESPN yesterday and talked for 6 minutes about benefits that UT Football players receive. She heavily implied that the players received special treatment, gifts, outings, and cars from UT Boosters. The highest crime area in Austin is not what you thinkâitâs actually Downtown Austin. Yesterday a psychic said multiple bodies were buried in a town near Houston in Liberty County, and no bodies were found. Now the investigation will move to the psychic who called in the tip.
7:45 AM: Second Date Update. We talk to a girl who went on a date with a guy and she thought it went really well. They met online, and then met in person at a bar. They were there for 5 hours, had great conversation, and he kissed her at the end of the night. She said it was a perfect kiss, and she just knew theyâd be going out again.
7:59 AM: JB talking to Erin. In light of the recent events with âWeinergateâ, JB sits down with Erin to talk to her about weiner pictures. He wants to know why sheâs never asked him for a picture of it, and she says itâs because she knows what it looks like already. So he tells her she should want a picture, and forces her to ask him for a picture.
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8:10 AM: 4 things that are even riskier than your cell phone when it comes to causing cancer; coffee, alcohol, salt, and the sun. Flavor Flav has a memoir out, and in it he divulges that over a 6 year period he was spending $2,600 a DAY on drugs. That means in 6 years he spent $5,678,400 on drugs alone!
8:20 AM: Anyone listening who has ever had a gun pulled on them? Kathy had an interesting story. She was teaching in San Antonio during the first gulf war, and a student pulled a gun on her during class. She had to talk him down and it took about 25 minutes. She thinks he was on edge because both of his parents were deployed, and begged for them to help the kid get counseling. Kay had a gun pulled on her 30 years ago. She left a night club to warm up her friendâs car in the parking lot and a man tapped on the window and asked her to roll it down so he could bum a cigarette off her. As soon as she did, he pointed a gun in her face and she chose to get out of the car and run. She said âtake the carâ as she ran away, but didnât realize she still had the keys in her hand. The guy was caught by bouncers from the club.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Ja Rule is going to jail for 2 years for criminal possession of a weapon. He may do another 3 years for failure to pay taxes on a home. While in jail he plans to get his GED, play guitar, and write a book. Tomâs shoes released sunglasses yesterday and for every pair sold, they will give a person in need a sight saving surgery. You can buy a pair at Nordstrom or Tylerâs for $135.
8:45 AM: JB talking to Erin. In light of the recent events with âWeinergateâ, JB sits down with Erin to talk to her about weiner pictures. He wants to know why sheâs never asked him for a picture of it, and she says itâs because she knows what it looks like already. So he tells her she should want a picture, and forces her to ask him for a picture.
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9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Â Colt McCoyâs wife Rachel called a national radio show on ESPN yesterday and talked for 6 minutes about benefits that UT Football players receive. She heavily implied that the players received special treatment, gifts, outings, and cars from UT Boosters. Delta Airlines made US troops pay $2,500 in baggage fees on their flights back to the states after a tour in Afghanistan. This was the result of a miscommunication, and now Delta is apologizing for it. Yesterday a 2nd grade kid brought a grenade to school for show and tell, and they immediately put the school on lockdown. They came to the conclusion it was an inactive WW2 era grenade. A 20 year old IU student has been missing since 4:15 AM Friday morning and the town of Bloomington has banded together to look for her, but she has not been found yet.
9:45 AM: Â Alex and Sandy went to the Round Rock Express game last night and had a blast. Tomorrow on the show; Grandma Shook, The Book of Records, Win Tickets to The Script, and much more.
6:00 AM: The Miami Heat won last night against the Dallas Mavericks. There is an outbreak of ecoli that scientists have never seen before that they are saying is being given to people in Europe who are eating sprouts from an organic farm. Â Patients with the deadliest forms of melanoma have two new treatment options that give them a better chance of survival. A family in Long Island set up 3 bounce houses at a party and didnât tether the bounce houses to the ground. All 3 of the houses blew away in the wind, and luckily there were no deaths, but there were injuries. Cameron Diaz and A Rod have broken up after about a year of dating. A 4 year old Australian girlâs paintings have peen compared to Jackson Pollack and Pablo Picassoâs work, and are selling for thousands of dollars. She has her first art show in the U.S. currently running in NYC. Katie Couric will be working at ABC in the next year and she will do a syndicated talk show for them.
6:15 AM: The top 10 simple pleasures in life. 10) the smell of fresh cut grass 9) reminiscing over old photos 8) watching the sunset 7) 6) walking on the beach 5) reading a good book 4) feeling the sun on your face 3) getting a hug 2) eating with friends 1) laughing.
6:25 AM: Kim Kardashian is about to get married to Kris Humphries who makes 3.2 million dollars a year playing in the NBA. He is worth about 8 million dollars, but Kim is worth 35 million dollars, so she is drawing up a pre-nuptial agreement to protect herself.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was a water rescue yesterday at McKinney Falls State Park for a 10 year old girl who went missing. They located her, and think she was fully submerged in water for 10-15 minutes. She is currently in critical condition. A man was taking pictures Saturday in the dressing room at Banana Republic. A woman was changing, saw a phone come under the stall, and caught the guy red handed. They found tons of pictures on his phone when they arrested him. Early voting begins today for city council. The #1 movies over the weekend was X Men First class, followed in 2nd place by The Hangover 2, and Kung Fu Panda 2 came in 3rd place.
6:40 AM: Happy Birthday today to Paul Giamatti (44), Robert England aka Freddy Kruger (64), Uncle Kracker (37), and Colin Quinn (52). In Portland England a hypnotist was performing a show in a theatre and while he had 3 people in a trance, he tripped and fell over someoneâs leg and was knocked unconscious. He was unconscious and the three people were left in a trance. He had to be woken back up by emergency medics before he could get the people out of the state of hypnosis. The biggest export out of Georgia is chopsticks, and China buys them from a town in Georgia called Americus, where they have access to a lot of gum trees.
6:50 AM: This weekend Alex went to a wildlife ranch between New Braunfels and San Antonio. Itâs by The Natural Bridge, and you drive through with your car and can feed the animals. They have ostrich, zebras, donkeys, bison, deer, wildebeests, and more. Itâs 18 a person to go through, and Alex thought it was so cool.
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7:10 AM: Amazing book of records---who has the largest collection of something? Henry has 2,100 pieces of automotive literature about the Toyota Landcruiser. Beverly has 160 lighters in odd shapes. The winner is Debbie who works at the railroad commission, where a group of them collect used staples. They have 2 pound of used staples.
7:22 AM: The Loser Line.
7:28 AM: The first F1 race event is scheduled for June 17 2012, and we think this is a horrible idea based on the fact itâs an outdoor event, on concrete, and in near 100 degree weather.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The biggest live act in 2010 was not Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, or U2â¦.it was Bon Joviâbelieve it or not! They played 69 sold out shows around the world, making 147 million dollars in 2010 alone from live shows. The MTV Movie Awards were last night, and Sara says it basically was a big commercial for Twilight. Reese Witherspoon won the lifetime achievement award, and had some good advice. She said you donât have to be on a reality show, do a sex tape, or take naked cell phone pictures to be famous. There is an outbreak of ecoli that scientists have never seen before that they are saying is being given to people in Europe who are eating sprouts from an organic farm.  The Miami Heat won last night against the Dallas Mavericks. UT baseball will play Kent State today at 1 pm.
7:45 AM: Sandyâs friend is having a parenting dilemma. His 15 year old daughter is on a volleyball team and as a team bonding experience; they are all going to see The Hangover 2. He doesnât want his daughter to see the movie, because it seems inappropriate for her age group.  He is the only parent who has said no, and the initial idea to go see the movie was from another girlâs parents. We agree that itâs not a good movie for a 15 year old to see, and he should invite the team over or suggest another idea so his daughter isnât left out and they can do something more age appropriate.
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8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make the â4 thingsâ. A 39 year old woman and her male friend were at a cemetery in New Jersey visiting the grave of a relative. She and the man began having sex in the graveyard, and a tombstone fell on her leg, pinning her on the ground. They had to call 911 to free her from under the tombstone.
8:20 AM: The Loser Line.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
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9:15 AM: Sandyâs friend is having a parenting dilemma. His 15 year old daughter is on a volleyball team and as a team bonding experience; they are all going to see The Hangover 2. He doesnât want his daughter to see the movie, because it seems inappropriate for her age group.  He is the only parent who has said no, and the initial idea to go see the movie was from another girlâs parents. We agree that itâs not a good movie for a 15 year old to see, and he should invite the team over or suggest another idea so his daughter isnât left out and they can do something more age appropriate.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Sarah Palin The biggest live act in 2010 was not Lady Gaga, Justin Bieber, or U2â¦.it was Bon Joviâbelieve it or not! They played 69 sold out shows around the world, making 147 million dollars in 2010 alone from live shows.  A family in Long Island set up 3 bounce houses at a party and didnât tether the bounce houses to the ground. All 3 of the houses blew away in the wind, and luckily there were no deaths, but there were injuries.
6:00 AM: The Dallas Mavs beat the Heat last night and game 3 is Sunday night. Also, the Scripps Spelling Bee was going on last night, and a girl named Sukanya Roy won with the word "cymotrichous". The nutrition pyramid has been replaced with a new guide that is a plate and is more about what size portions people should eat of what types of food. Jane Lynch has been selected to host the Emmys this year. In New Jersey you can now sue the bar that served you too much alcohol if you get pulled over for drinking and driving.
6:15 AM: A hospice nurse came out with a list of the top 5 regrets that people have at the end of their lives; I wish Iâd let myself be happier, I wish I would have stayed in touch with my friends, they wish they had the courage to express their feelings, I wish I didnât work so hard, and the most common regret is that they wish they had lived a life true to themselves and not one that others expected of them.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Rihanna is getting a lot of press over her video for âMan Downâ which depicts her shooting and killing a man after he rapes her. Groups who are against violence on TV have a big problem with the video. An all boyâs school is coming to Austin. RRISD is going to hire back hundreds of teachers after firing them. The most commonly misspelled pop culture searches on search engines; Mick Jagger =McJagger, Justin Bieber+ Justine Bieber or Justin Beaver, Alice in Chains= Alice and Chains, and Rod Stewart= Rod Steward.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Anderson Cooper, Jamie McMurray, and Rafel Nadal (25). A 22 year old in Pittsburgh got her hand stuck in an ATM machine where the money comes out because she wasnât being patient enough as the money came out. A woman got kicked out of a Kid Rock show for exposing her breasts. She is suing because she said there were two strippers on stage, pornographic images on the stage, and she felt like she was just a part of the show. Leslie Nielsenâs grave stone says âLet erâ Ripâ on it.
6:50 AM: For fat guy Friday today Alex and the guys are going to Golden Corral on Lamar and 290.
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7:10 AM: Cecily Knoblerâs movie reviews. X Men First Class is out today, and both Sara and Cecily have seen it. It has a few cheesy moments, and it 2 hours and 15 minutes long, but overall, they both really liked it. Cecily says she liked it so much she may go back and see it again. She gives it a grade of a B+.
7:15 AM: Amazing book of records. Who has won the most money? Angie from Austin won $80,000 in a drawing. She went to an event at a small private college in North Dakota, and they put everyoneâs name into a drawing. She won $80,000, which was a full ride to the college.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Dallas Mavs beat the Heat last night and game 3 is Sunday night. Also, the Scripps Spelling Bee was going on last night, and a girl named Sukanya Roy won with the word "cymotrichous". Pink and Carey Hart had their baby girl yesterday and her name is Willow. There are 85 iPhone apps being tested by the U.S. Military that may or may not be able to help soldiers in combat. Amazon.com sold âBorn this Wayâ from Lady Gaga for 99 cents an album, but still had to pay full price to Lady Gaga for the albums, so they lost 3 million dollars in that deal.
7:45 AM: The week in review. Highlights of the week include; Alex correctly picking the Indy 500 winner, Sandy telling us about Mrs. Delgado driving through the house, talking about the person who stitches the cobraâs mouthes shut, JB trying to convince Erin to get chicken coops, talking to the woman who had over 1,000 people at her wedding, and 7 things a woman hates to hear about her manâs ex girlfriend or wife.
7:55 AM: Whatâs the theme? Eminem âSlim Shadyâ, Kriss Kross âJumpâ, and Chaka Kahn. The theme is in all 3 songs, they say their own name in the lyrics.
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8:15 AM: The list has come out of the top cars for people living in Urban Cities; Toyota Yaris, Volkswagen Golf TDI, Nissan Leaf, Kia Soul, Kia Forte, Hyundai Elantra, Honda Fit, The Chevy Cruze, and the #1 is The Mini Cooper.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Dr. Jack Kevorkian has passed away. Fear Factor is coming back to network TV soon.
8:40 AM: The week in review. Highlights of the week include; Alex correctly picking the Indy 500 winner, Sandy telling us about Mrs. Delgado driving through the house, talking about the person who stitches the cobraâs mouthes shut, JB trying to convince Erin to get chicken coops, talking to the woman who had over 1,000 people at her wedding, and 7 things a woman hates to hear about her manâs ex girlfriend or wife.
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9:15 AM: Cassidayâs twee-end guide. Check out her blog at mix947.com for all the fun things going on this weekend.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A Federal court has indicted John Edwards for multiple counts of criminal acts, including spending massive amounts of money to hide his mistress from the public eye. Scarlett Johannsen and Sean Penn have broken up, after a short lived relationship. New Kids on the Block and The Backstreet Boys have kicked off their tour today on The Today Show. The closest the tour will come to us is San Antonio. Pink and Carey Hart had their baby girl yesterday and her name is Willow.
6:00 AM: Shaq tweeted yesterday that he is retiring from basketball. He turned 39 in March, and has played for 19 years in the NBA. Austin Police are now saying alcohol is a factor in the hit and run accident last week that left a woman dead in Terrytown. The police initially said alcohol was not involved, but came out to the public yesterday and said that they do now have reason to believe alcohol is involved. Traffic was at a stand still in Southeast Austin yesterday thanks to an 18 wheeler that hit a highway overpass. It sat for 2 hours before traffic was able to move. The actress who played Bill Cosbyâs mother on The Cosby Show passed away yesterday. There were massive tornadoes yesterday in Springfield Massachusetts that caused major damage. The balloon from the âBalloon boy hoaxâ is being auctioned off, saying the proceeds will go to Japan relief funds.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Comedian Daniel Tosh has Social Anxiety disorder and OCD. He went to Astronaut High School and the University of Central Florida. Hello Kittyâs last name is White. Hellp Kitty has no mouth because she speaks from her heart.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Octomomâs fertility doctor has lost his license because the California Medical Board didnât agree with his decision to implant 12 embryos in her body. There are some pictures online of a nude woman and there are claims that itâs Blake Lively. Her people are saying itâs not her, and saying that she has never taken nude photos of herself. She is rumored to be dating Leonardo DiCaprio right now. Tonight The Scripps National Spelling Bee is on TV tonight, so make sure to DVR it.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Justin Long (33), Wayne Brady (39), Dana Carvey (56), Nikki Cox Mohr (33), and Jerry Mathers (63). There is a new trend where restaurants are encouraging waiters to memorize the order at their tables because it helps the server maintain eye contact with the customer and makes the concentrate harder. We all think this is a bad idea, because it usually means the order will come out wrong. 13% of people in Washington State say theyâve seen Bigfoot themselves, or know someone who has. They believe in Bigfoot, and 55% of them believe in UFOâs.
6:53 AM: We wonât be on KEYE anymore after June 30th. This is sad news, and we wanted to tell you why. It wasnât something that we had any say in, and it basically came down to âthe suitsâ being unable to reach an agreement.  We are sad about it, but there is nothing we can do about it. We will miss being on TV with KEYE and have really enjoyed it.
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7:10 AM: Book of records. Who has the most relatives in prison? Sandy has oneâhis cousin is currently serving a sentence in Huntsville. A woman from Austin has 4 relatives currently in prison. They are her cousins, and they are all siblings. They are in jail for drugs, domestic violence, and one of them is involved in the case in Marble Falls where the boy was killed on the lake and his death was covered up.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Austin Police are now saying alcohol is a factor in the hit and run accident last week that left a woman dead in Terrytown. The police initially said alcohol was not involved, but came out to the public yesterday and said that they do now have reason to believe alcohol is involved. Shaq tweeted yesterday that he is retiring from basketball. He turned 39 in March, played for 6 teams during his career, and has played for 19 years in the NBA. Young; Gossip Girl, The Cleveland Show, Family Guy, and American Dad have a median age of 23. Old; Average age of 60.6; Blue Bloods, Chaoes, CSI NY, The Good Wife, and Harryâs Law.
7:40 AM: Songs you probably didnât know are actually cover songs. 1993 âBecause the Nightâ by 10,000 Maniacs came out, but itâs actually originally a Patty Smith song. 1976âs song âBlinded by the Lightâ by Manford Mannâs Earth Band. Itâs actually a cover of a 1973 song by Bruce Springsteen. In 1983 Quiet Riot came out with âCome on Feel the Noizeâ, but itâs actually a cover of a 1973 song by a band called Slade. In 2002 the Counting Crowes had a big hit when they covered a Joni Mitchell song âBig Yellow Taxiâ. The song âItâs My Lifeâ that No Doubt did in 2004 is actually a cover of the Talk Talk version from 20 years earlier.
7:53 AM: Cass didnât love Bridesmaids, she only liked it. Sandy wanted to know why. Sara thought it was incredibly hilarious and funny, and while Cassiday did like it, she didnât think it lived up to all of the âhypeâ.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. How much caffeine are you drinking every day? You may be surprised at the following results; a Can of Coke has 35 mg, a can of redbull has 76 mg, and brewed coffee has 143-206 mg of caffeine in it. The more shocking ones were a Starbucksâ Vanilla Latte was 150 mg, and a 5 hour energy shot has a staggering 207 mg in it. Thatâs the equivalent of 6 cans of coke in one tiny bottle.
8:20 AM: Adeleâs new album â21â is great. We play her single âRolling in the Deepâ on Mix 94.7, but today we wanted to take time and play some other tracks off of it. One of the songs we love is âRumour Has Itâ, and another is called âSomeone Like Youâ
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Beyonceâs new single was released yesterday and itâs called âBest Thing I Never Hadâ. Tonight The Scripps National Spelling Bee is on TV tonight, so make sure to DVR it. Anthony Weiner is still claiming the picture of his penis that was sent out on Twitter wasnât sent by him, but he said he canât say with certitude if the picture is his penis or not. The hike and bike trail will have construction starting tonight at midnight and they claim it will be done by tomorrow.
8:45 AM: We got an email from a woman who wanted our input on something. She found a bunch of pictures on her husbandâs phone, and they surprised her. They are pictures heâs taken of her feet without her knowing. She is glad theyâre of her feet, and not someone elseâs but wants to know if she should be creeped out by this or not. Sara and Alex think it is creepy, but JB, Sandy, and Cass arenât as much.
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9:30 AM: 7 teenage boys went to the all you eat pancake buffet for $5 at Dennyâs. They ate for 24 hours straight, and EACH boy consumed 43 pancakes over the 24 hour time span. A middle school chaperone took a group of 8th graders to Hooters during a field trip and now itâs getting national news. The balloon from the âBalloon boy hoaxâ is being auctioned off, saying the proceeds will go to Japan relief funds. The Octomomâs fertility doctor has lost his license because the California Medical Board didnât agree with his decision to implant 12 embryos in her body.
6:00 AM: Lady Gaga sold more than 1.1 million copies of her album last week, and sold 662,000 in digital sales because it was selling for 99 cents on Amazon. Last night Sarah Palin and Donald Trump had dinner together. Radiation from cell phones can possibly cause cancer and is now in the carcinogen category with lead, chloroform, and car exhaust. There are already talks about making the Hangover 3. NY Congressman Anthony Weiner said a lewd photo sent to a college student via his twitter account was posted via a hacker. A 14 month old baby fell out of the window of her familyâs Bronx NY apartment and fell 5 stories. An EMT saw her lying on the sidewalk and rushed her to the hospital, and she is expected to be fine.
6:15 AM: Did Sara and Cass steal Alexâs bit? JB and Sandy think that maybe they did. Alex mentioned awhile back he wanted to go to Lockhart and try BBQ, and the girls went and did it this weekend with their boyfriends. Jb thinks they stole the idea and did it before Alex got to try it. He is only half right. Alex did try it awhile back, but got so full at the first place, he only ate at one place. Cass and Sara tried 3 places, so really the didnât steal the bit at all!
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. June 6th is the annual Apple Conference, and Steve Jobs is expected to announce an online music storing and streaming software. Itâs the âcloudâ idea where you buy space to store your music that can be accessed from anywhere. There was a robbery at 9 am yesterday at a Wells Fargo Bank inside of a Randallâs Grocery Store. She got away with money, and they are looking for her. There was a woman driving drunk with her 5 year old kid in the car, and stopped to ask a police officer where the Travis County Jail was so she could go pick someone up from jail. She was slurring her speech, and someone pulled up saying they had seen her drive the wrong way on Guadalupe. She was arrested on the spot. Car burglaries are up in Austin lately, and police are warning people to lock their cars and keep items out of view that may entice a criminal to break in.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Alanis Morrisette (37), Heidi Klum (38), Ronnie Dunn (58), and Morgan Freeman (74). A woman in NY went to a Chanel store and tried on a $10,000 ring, and it got stuck on her finger. They had to take her to the ER to get the ring removed and it took 3 hours to get it off her finger. She is now suing the store because she says the ordeal was painful and embarrassing. There are things that certain credit card companies will not let you pay for with your credit card; Online gambling, buying chips at a casino, paying for legalized medical marijuana, and donating to certain charities.
6:53 AM: JB talks to his wife Erin about raising chickens. He wants to put a chicken coop in their back yard, raise them, and use them to have farm fresh eggs. She isnât fond of the idea because they have two dogs, and she thinks the dogs would try to kill the chickens. She also doesnât like the idea because she has a feeling sheâd end up having to take care of the chickens herself.
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7:15 AM: JB and Sandyâs Amazing Book of Records. Who had the most people attend their wedding? Brandee was the winner, who invited 1,200 people to her wedding and 1,000 showed up. 350 people alone traveled from her husbandâs small town in East Texas. They had tons of booze, a huge cake, and her dad paid for all of it.
7:20 AM: Kiosk guysâSara heard a fact that a man spends $40,000 in the time span from when he meets a woman to when he marries her. The kiosk guy says if thatâs true, then the guys are cheap. His favorite TV show is River Monsters. This summer his parents are coming to America for the first time, and he wants to take them downtown every night. They will have a bit of trouble going out to eat anywhere because his parents have to eat kosher foods, so he will probably be cooking for them at home.  He said he will take dad to the strip club on South Congress when he arrives, which Sara says is horrible.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is a rumor that Ashley Olsen is dating Justin Timberlake. Lady Gaga sold more than 1.1 million copies of her album last week, and sold 662,000 in digital sales because it was selling for 99 cents on Amazon. Radiation from cell phones can possibly cause cancer and is now in the carcinogen category with lead, chloroform, and car exhaust.
7:40 AM: We talk to a girl named Katie who needs our help figuring something out. She went on a date with a guy named John, who she met through mutual friends a few weeks ago. They had a great time, it seemed like he did too, and he gave her a nice lingering hug at the end of the date where he said âletâs get together again soon, Iâll call youâ. He hasnât called, and she is confused. So, we tracked him down and he said he had fun, she was hot, and he liked her, but she had a weird smell to her that he just canât get over.Â
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8:15 AM:Â JB talks to his wife Erin about raising chickens. He wants to put a chicken coop in their back yard, raise them, and use them to have farm fresh eggs. She isnât fond of the idea because they have two dogs, and she thinks the dogs would try to kill the chickens. She also doesnât like the idea because she has a feeling sheâd end up having to take care of the chickens herself.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. South Congress has a major road construction project starting today between Oltorf and Riverside and will last until mid July. Avoid Congress at all costs because this will cause major traffic delays. Lance Armstrongâs lawyers are demanding an apology from 60 Minutes for their interview with Tyler Hamilton that aired last week. June 6th is the annual Apple Conference, and Steve Jobs is expected to announce an online music storing and streaming software. Itâs the âcloudâ idea where you buy space to store your music that can be accessed from anywhere.Â
8:40 AM: Top 5 most misheard song lyrics; ABBA âDancing Queenâ , Rolling Stones âBeast of Burdenâ, Shaggy âMister Loverâ, and Macy Gray âI Try to Say Goodbyeâ.
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9:15 AM: We talk to a girl named Katie who needs our help figuring something out. She went on a date with a guy named John, who she met through mutual friends a few weeks ago. They had a great time, it seemed like he did too, and he gave her a nice lingering hug at the end of the date where he said âletâs get together again soon, Iâll call youâ. He hasnât called, and she is confused. So, we tracked him down and he said he had fun, she was hot, and he liked her, but she had a weird smell to her that he just canât get over.Â
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Adele has a May 2012 album coming out and says she will cover INXS âNever Tear Us Apartâ on that album. Patrick Dempsey is leaving Grayâs Anatomy after the upcoming season ends. There is a rumor that Ashley Olsen is dating Justin Timberlake. Lady Gaga sold more than 1.1 million copies of her album last week, and sold 662,000 in digital sales because it was selling for 99 cents on Amazon.
6:00 AM: Memorial Day weekend meant 38 blood samples taken in Austin this weekend, and 52 people arrested. One person was charged with a felony for boating while drunk. 4,500-5,000 people in Joplin Missouri have applied for help with housing and they are considering putting them in rental homes 55 miles away from Joplin. FEMA is considering bringing in some trailers, but itâs not yet confirmed. UT Menâs baseball is hosting a regional this weekend. The Jersey Shore cast is in Italy right now and Snooki went to jail to file a police report after she crashed into a traffic patrol car that was escorting her. Â Lindsay Lohan is currently on home arrest is is only allowed to leave for medical appointments and to see her parole officer. She isnât allowed to be outside of her home for any other reason, but she is allowed to have visitors.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull factâtornadoes. 2% of all tornadoes account for 70% of tornado related deaths. The stronger a tornado is, the longer it lastsâand the longest lasting one was over 3 hours. Tornadoes most commonly happen between 3 and 9 pm. 90% of tornadoes in the northern hemisphere spin counterclockwise. People living in mobile homes are 15 times more likely to die in a tornado than people in regular homes. Â The odds of being killed by a tornado are 1 in 5 million. This year is the first year that more than 360 people were killed in tornadoes since 1975.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A hit and run that happened Friday morning in Tarrytown, when 30 year old Courtney Griffin was hit by 23 year old Gabrielle Jane Nestande in her BMW. Â Griffin was left for dead, and Nestande was arrested by noon that day. Hangover 2 had a 137.4 million dollar opening this weekend, which is the best opening ever for any comedy of any rating. Tony Romo got married over the weekend and some highlights include; a dinner of short ribs and pizza, celebrity gift bags for all guests, guests included Chase Crawford, Jason Whitten, Wade Phillips, Jerry Jones, and Troy Aikman. They left in a vintage Cadillac, the bride wore Badgley Mischka, and the cake was almost as tall as the ceiling.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Clint Eastwood (81), Joe Namath (68), Tom Beringer (62), Chris Elliot (51), Leah Thompson (50), Brooke Shields (46), and Collin Farrell (35). A man in Bronx New York was arrested. He was so irritated with Charlie Sheen that he started making threats to a local CW affiliate station that shows Two and a Half Men Episodes all the time. He threatened to blow up that station if they didnât stop showing the episodes, and he was arrested. A drunk driver crashed into a familyâs home in Florida. The woman crashed into the room where two little boys were sleeping, they were ejected from the house, and the drunk driver told the dad she would help find his kids if he paid her $1,000. The boys were fine and were found in the backyard under some debris, and the driver was arrested on 4 charges.
6:53 AM: On Sunday afternoon the McIlree family hosted their daughter Landryâs 2nd birthday party. They had a bounce house, which was a lot of fun for the kids, but it scared Sandy a bit because it had a slide in it. They had pizza, an Elmo cake, and a lot of fun.
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7:10 AM: Book of records. Who has the longest name (most letters)? The winner was Katherine Carruthers with 19 letters in her name.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A hit and run that happened Friday morning in Tarrytown, when 30 year old Courtney Griffin was hit by 23 year old Gabrielle Jane Nestande in her BMW. Â Griffin was left for dead, and Nestande was arrested by noon that day. Hangover 2 had a 137.4 million dollar opening this weekend, which is the best opening ever for any comedy of any rating. Tony Romo got married over the weekend and some highlights include; a dinner of short ribs and pizza, celebrity gift bags for all guests, guests included Chase Crawford, Jason Whitten, Wade Phillips, Jerry Jones, and Troy Aikman. They left in a vintage Cadillac, the bride wore Badgley Mischka, and the cake was almost as tall as the ceiling.
7:43 AM: The list of the things women DONâT want to hear their man say about his ex. âShe was really low maintenanceâ , âshe loved sportsâ, âsheâs still not over meâ, âmy parents loved herâ, âShe used to be a modelâ, âshe broke my heartâ, âshe was wild in bedâ. The ones our listeners added;Â âshe got really fatâ, and âshe used to be a Dallas Cowboyâs Cheerleaderâ.
7:50 AM: On Friday Alex correctly predicted the winner of the Indy 500 which was this weekend. Thatâs pretty amazing considering there were 33 cars in the race. The guy who won got lucky, because another driver was in the lead and ready to win, but crashed into a wall on his last turn. The winner was Dan Weldon who drives the car sponsored by William Rastâwhich is Justin Timberlakeâs Jeans company.
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8:10 AM: Speech given by Lt. Colonel Oliver North for Memorial Day yesterday.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A hit and run that happened Friday morning in Tarrytown, when 30 year old Courtney Griffin was hit by 23 year old Gabrielle Jane Nestande in her BMW. Â Griffin was left for dead, and Nestande was arrested by noon that day. Hangover 2 had a 137.4 million dollar opening this weekend, which is the best opening ever for any comedy of any rating. Tony Romo got married over the weekend and some highlights include; a dinner of short ribs and pizza, celebrity gift bags for all guests, guests included Chase Crawford, Jason Whitten, Wade Phillips, Jerry Jones, and Troy Aikman. They left in a vintage Cadillac, the bride wore Badgley Mischka, and the cake was almost as tall as the ceiling.
8:40 AM: Whatâs the theme? Alicia Keys, Jay-Z, and Lady Gaga. The theme is all three have done songs with Beyonce.
8:50 AM: Sandy found a great audio clip of Beyonce warming up backstage before the American Idol finale. Itâs just her and a keyboard, and Jay-Z shot it on his phone. It truly shows how talented she is, because the vocals are so amazing.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A hit and run that happened Friday morning in Tarrytown, when 30 year old Courtney Griffin was hit by 23 year old Gabrielle Jane Nestande in her BMW. Â Griffin was left for dead, and Nestande was arrested by noon that day. Â There was an officer related shooting overnight when cops rolled up on guys stealing a car, the thieves ran over the copâs foot, and the cops opened fire on them. The thieves got away, but they followed a trail of blood to the thief who was shot and is now in the hospital. Hangover 2 had a 137.4 million dollar opening this weekend, which is the best opening ever for any comedy of any rating. Tony Romo got married over the weekend and some highlights include; a dinner of short ribs and pizza, celebrity gift bags for all guests, guests included Chase Crawford, Jason Whitten, Wade Phillips, Jerry Jones, and Troy Aikman. They left in a vintage Cadillac, the bride wore Badgley Mischka, and the cake was almost as tall as the ceiling.
9:45 AM: Tomorrow on the showâGoogle Trends, JB asks Erin if they can get a chicken coop, and we do a 2nd date updateâa girl wants to know why a guy hasnât called her after their first date.
6:00 AM: Storms hit in Oklahoma, Kansas, and Arkansas yesterday and a total of 9 people were killed. In the Dallas area, sirens were going off, and people had to be evacuated all over the city. An Amber alert has been placed for two toddlers from Kyle who have been missing since May 20. They think their 14 year old sister kidnapped them and took off in a pickup truck. The winner of Dancing with the Stars is Hines Ward of The Pittsburgh Steelers. American Idol had the final showdown last night between Scotty and Lauren, and the winners will be announced tonight. President Obama was in England yesterday and spent time with the Queen, William, and Kate. He signed the guest book at Westminster Abbey and wrote May 24, 2008 on it by mistake.
6:20 AM: Dolly Parton insured her breasts for $300,000 EACH, Gene Simmonsâs tongue is insured for 1 million dollars, Keith Richards insured his middle finger on his left hand because itâs essential for playing guitar. Tom Jones supposedly insured his cheat hair for 7 million dollars. America Ferrara has her smile insured by Aquafresh because she was a spokeswoman for them.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Today is the final Oprah episode, and theyâve been keeping it a secret. All we know is that she has no guests on the show, and tells viewers what they mean to her. Sarah Palin has a movie coming out soon called âThe Undefeatedâ.  161 dogs were rescued from a single home in Bastrop County this week from people who were animal hoarders. The Austin Humane Society now needs major help in the form of donations of money, towels, and crates. The new version of The Nook is about to come out in June, and itâs aimed for grandma types. Itâs wi-fi only, has a 6 inch touch screen, and only one button.
6:42 AM: Happy Birthday today to Lauryn Hill (36), Demetri Martin (38), Anne Heche (42), Mike Meyers (48), Klaus Meine from Scorpions (63). There is a book out called âOverdosed Americaâ that gives you a lot of natural alternatives to medication. Instead of cough syrup, try honey. Instead of taking pain reducers, try getting more sleep. Instead of laxatives, try drinking more water. Two full glasses of water before breakfast every morning will help you. Men stress out 7 times as much as women in traffic jams.
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7:10 AM: The Book of Recordsâwho has the most expensive purse? Wendy has a one of a kind Coach bag with fur on it, and it cost her $1,500. The winner was Andrea, who has a Louis Vuitton bucket satchel purse. Her dad bought it for her mom, and itâs increased in value as the years have passed, and is now worth $2,100.
7:20 AM: New music came out yesterday--Glee has a new album out featuring music from Lady Gaga, Adele, ABBA, and Fleetwood Mac. Lady Gagaâs new album is out, as well as the album from New Kids on the Block and the Backstreet Boys on the same album. Foster the Peopleâs new album is out, and they are playing ACL Festival this fall if you want to catch them.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Storms hit in Oklahoma, Kansas, and Arkansas yesterday and a total of 9 people were killed. In the Dallas area, sirens were going off, and people had to be evacuated all over the city. Mark Zuckerberg wants under 13 year olds to be able to use Facebook, and says he is willing to fight to have laws change that prevent it. The winner of Dancing with the Stars is Hines Ward of The Pittsburgh Steelers.  Kim Kardashian just got engaged to her NBA player boyfriend Chris Humphries.
7:45 AM: Sandyâs wife got a strange call on Monday afternoon, and they think itâs some kind fo scam, but theyâre not totally sure what it is the scammers were trying to accomplish. The guy said he was Triciaâs cousin, and got her to give her cousinâs name, her daughterâs name, and admit that she was home alone without Sandy there. When she realized it didnât sound like him, she kept questioning that, and he kept pushing forward and saying that indeed he was her cousin. She kept pushing, and he asked âdo you ever feel like you just need a friendâ before hanging up on her.
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8:10 AM: Scientists has found that the vuvuzela horns that gained popularity during the World Cup can spread disease at an incredible rate. A study found that women are significantly more attracted to men who are moody, miserable, and brooding over men who appear to be happy. They are also attracted to the guy who comes across as cocky, proud, and powerful. Men on the other hand are most attracted to smiling and happy looking women and least attracted to women who seem cocky.
8:23 AM: In honor of Oprahâs last show being today, we play a montage of her doing 25 years of intros in her signature style. Â People weâd never know existed if it wasnât for Oprah; Â Nate Berkus, Dr. Oz, Dr. Phil, Trudy Chase, James Frey, Stacey Halperin who lost 360 pounds on the show, and Gayle King.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know. On a flight from Spokane to Denver, a 25 year old man was masturbating and finished on the seat. He was seen doing this by 3 people and could face jail time is convicted. 161 dogs were rescued from a single home in Bastrop County this week from people who were animal hoarders. The Austin Humane Society now needs major help in the form of donations of money, towels, and crates. American Idol had the final showdown last night between Scotty and Lauren, and the winners will be announced tonight. President Obama was in England yesterday and spent time with the Queen, William, and Kate. He signed the guest book at Westminster Abbey and wrote May 24, 2008 on it by mistake.
8:45 AM: We play some funny audio of Jerry Seinfeld doing stand up on Oprahâs show yesterday. He says itâs her fault that women pay attention and always bring up the tone of their manâs voice in fights. Â Sara went to an Austin school to see how kids felt about the Oprah show ending, and they said they were devastated, canât get out of bed, and it feels like a world with no fun in it.
8:55 AM: 57% of people say that being called a âgeekâ is a compliment. 2/3 of the Austinites we spoke to say they would consider it a compliment. The reason why is that the perception of the word has changed over time and now âgeeksâ are considered smart, helpful, and knowledgeable.
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9:15 AM: Replayâ Sandyâs wife got a strange call on Monday afternoon, and they think itâs some kind fo scam, but theyâre not totally sure what it is the scammers were trying to accomplish. The guy said he was Triciaâs cousin, and got her to give her cousinâs name, her daughterâs name, and admit that she was home alone without Sandy there. When she realized it didnât sound like him, she kept questioning that, and he kept pushing forward and saying that indeed he was her cousin. She kept pushing, and he asked âdo you ever feel like you just need a friendâ before hanging up on her.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
9:45 AM: Replay-- The Book of Recordsâwho has the most expensive purse? Wendy has a one of a kind Coach bag with fur on it, and it cost her $1,500. The winner was Andrea, who has a Louis Vuitton bucket satchel purse. Her dad bought it for her mom, and itâs increased in value as the years have passed, and is now worth $2,100.
6:00 AM: Randy âThe Macho Manâ Savage died in a car wreck this weekend. UT had graduation this weekend and Senator Kay Bailey Hutchinson was the commencement speaker. A suspect in the Giants fan beating has been arrested. An Austin director (Terrence Malick) won the top prize at the Cannes Film Festival for his film âTree of Lifeâ. The #1 movie over the weekend was Pirates of the Caribbean, and it also was the film with the largest opening in foreign countries of all time. Â 75% of the city of Joplin Missouri has been destroyed due to a tornado last night and the death toll is currently at 89 people.
6:13 AM: Sara is reading a new book called âKnowing Your Valueâ by Mika Brizinski and she thinks itâs a book that every woman should read. It talks about the fact that women make less than men in the workplace and her suggestions for how to start making more.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The national debt is 14.3 trillion dollars, which means they borrow $46,000 every second. Click it or ticket is back this week, and thousands of officers and deputies will be on the look out for drivers and passengers in cars not wearing seatbelts. NYC is banning smoking outdoors at beaches, boardwalks, parks, and pedestrian plazas starting today. 60 Minutes did an in depth report last night about Tyler Hamiltonâs claims that Lance Armstrong used performance enhancing drugs.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Kelly Monaco (35), Jewel (37), Ken Jennings from Jeopardy (37), and Drew Carey (50). Men are worse than women with impulse buying, and are more likely to go out impulsively to eat or drink. The study found in a lifetime, the average person spends $114,000 on impulse buys.
6:53 AM: Alex is doing a new âseriesâ called Fat Guy Friday. On Friday they went to Buffet Palace and Alex ate 4 plates full of food. He wants to go to Golden Corral or Sirloin Stockade this Friday.
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7:10 AM: The book of records. Who has been proposed to the most time Leanne has been proposed to 3 times, Jackie was proposed to 5 times, Nell was proposed to 6 times. The winner was Gretchen in Cedar Park who was proposed to 10 times!
7:15 AM: The Loser Line. Today a woman called the loser line, and it sounds like she had met the guy at the park. A guy that called actually wanted the number of the girlâs friend, not the girl he thought he was calling.
7:30 AM: 75% of the city of Joplin Missouri has been destroyed due to a tornado last night and the death toll is currently at 89 people. The #1 movie over the weekend was Pirates of the Caribbean, and it also was the film with the largest opening in foreign countries of all time. Â Actress Jane Seymour says that Arnold Schwarzenegger has two more children (or more) out of wedlock, and she says itâd been a well known fact in Malibu for years. A woman named Gigi has hired Gloria Allred to represent her, and says she slept with Arnold, and so did her friend. The Bachelorette starts back up tonight, and the bachelorette is Ashley from Brad Womackâs recent season.
7:45 AM: Norma found out she was adopted when she was 26 years old. It was never supposed to come out to her, but a family member divulged it during a heated argument. She was shocked but ok with it, because she loves her life and her adopted parents. She looked up her birth parents and didnât like the kind of people they were. Vicki didnât know her Grandparents had a stillborn child until Granma was on her death bed. An anonymous caller grew up in the witness protection program, and didnât find out until she was 12. Â Her dad was in the mob in Cleveland and they got moved to Ohio when they entered the witness protection program. Their last name was changed, they donât have birth certificates, and they all got new social security numbers.Â
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8:10 AM: A man in Utah closed on his familyâs first home and in the garage he opened the attic. Inside the attic he found $45,000 in a metal box. The man decided to give the money back to the family whose father lived in the home he purchased. Â A 61 year old man in Washington has been pretty vocal about his fetish for having sex with cars and announced that he just had sex with his 1,000th car.
8:20 AM: The Loser Line. Today a woman called the loser line, and it sounds like she had met the guy at the park. A guy that called actually wanted the number of the girlâs friend, not the girl he thought he was calling.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. John Rich won Celebrity Apprentice this season. The list of healthiest cities in America came out, and Austin is #16 on the list. The #1 city is Minnapolis, #2 is Washington D.C., and #3 is Boston. The least healthy city was Oklahoma City. American Idol finalists are about to go on tour starting in July, and they make $1,000 per show, get $50 spending money on their day off, and are obligated to do the tour all summer. Â Click it or ticket is back this week, and thousands of officers and deputies will be on the look out for drivers and passengers in cars not wearing seatbelts.
8:45 AM: Whatâs the theme? Adele âRolling in the Deepâ, Christina Perry âJar of Heartsâ, and Rebecca Black âFridayâ. They all were featured on the prom episode of âGleeâ.
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9:15 AM: Replayâthe woman who was in the witness protection program growing up.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lady Gagaâs album is out today and Spin magazine gave it an 8 out of 10 rating. There are 15 songs on the album and some of the titles include âBlack Jesusâ, âBloody Maryâ and âHighway Unicornâ. Actress Jane Seymour says that Arnold Schwarzenegger has two more children (or more) out of wedlock, and she says itâd been a well known fact in Malibu for years. A woman named Gigi has hired Gloria Allred to represent her, and says she slept with Arnold, and so did her friend. Russell Brand wasnât allowed into Japan for something legal he did wrong 10 years ago. He went over there to visit his wife Katy Perry while she was on tour, and wasnât allowed into the country.
9:45 AM: Sandy has a problem. A rooster and his family have decided to make Sandyâs yard their new home and they arenât happy about it. The rooster crows at all hours of the day and he wants them gone. Alex and Sara think Sandy needs to make a house and let them stay, Sandy wants to shoot them, and JB thinks they should spray them with a hose to give them the message to leave
6:00 AM: Rachel Uchitel (one of Tiger Woodâs mistresses) is starring in a miniseries about her life and her new job as a private investigator. There are 25 cats and 10 dogs unclaimed by their owners at the Town Lake Animal Shelter that showed up after the big storm last week. If you are missing your pet, they want you to go check in person for them at the shelter.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Kristen Wiig once worked as a graphic artist for a plastic surgeon and would show patients what they would look like after surgery. Ed Helmsâ cousin Wes Helms plays baseball for the Marlins. Geraldo was the first person to show the video of JFK being shot on network TV. 1 in 3 pit bulls end up in shelters. 58% of animals euthanized in shelters are pit bulls, and 2/3 of pit bulls that are given to shelters are owners willingly giving them up. SPF 30 means it will take 30x longer for your skin to burn that skin with no SPF on it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lady GagA has taken the #1 spot away from Oprah on the most powerful people list. Oprah is #2, Justin Bieber is #3, U2 is #4. Last night on American Idol the final 3 competed, and Beyonce was the mentor. Sara thinks Haley Reinhart will win the competition. There is a groper near the UT Campus, and anyone with any information need to call the APD sex crimes unit. The LCRA is asking people to conserve water. Lake Travis and Lake Buchanan are below average for this time of year, which makes boating much more dangerous.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Jenny Berggren-the lead singer of Ace of Base (39), Pete Townshend from The Who, and Nicole Brown Simpson would be 52 today if she was still alive, Joey Ramone would be 60 today if he was still alive. A 13 year old boy in Tacoma Washington made a post on Facebook where he was warning President Obama that Al Qaida would retaliate, and they showed up at his school an questioned him. The boyâs mother is mad because she wasnât there while he was being questioned. The average company is losing $10,000 per year per employee due to social media, according to a recent study.
6:53 AM: Tonight Sara and about 30 other women are doing a âcupcake runâ. Itâs their first annual one, and they will run from Rogue running to Hey Cupcake and then to Sugar Mamas, and then to Delish and then back to Rogueâeating a cupcake at every stop along the way.
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7:10 AM: Book of Records. What currently married couple has the biggest age gap between the husband and wife? We heard from Monica, who has a 16 year gap with her husband (she is 30 and he is 46), but the winner was Lizzie who is 21 years younger than her husband. She is 27 and he is 48.
7:25 AM: Adeleâs new album â21â is out, and she has a cool cover song on it. JB heard it this morning and recognized the song immediately but couldnât place what it was. Itâs her version of âLove Songâ by The Cure, and she does it really well.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday we learned that Arnoldâs mistress and Maria Shriver gave birth the same week to children both fathered by Arnold Schwarzenegger. Tiger Woods will not be in the top 10 in the world of golf list for the first time in many years. Rachel Uchitel (one of Tiger Woodâs mistresses) is starring in a miniseries about her life and her new job as a private investigator. Last night on American Idol Haley sang Led Zeppelin âWhat is and what will never beâ and the judges loved it.
7:40 AM: What are you known for? Cassidayâs parents think itâs hilarious to tell the story of when she almost drowned when she was 5 because she put water wings (floaties) around her ankles and was flipped upside down and stuck underwater with her legs in the air. Sandyâs parents like to tell the story of when he pooped his pants while swimming in a friendâs pool and they had to take him out of the pool and spray his butt down with a hose. JBâ sister shoved pieces of a nerf ball up her nose and they had to take her to the ER, and they love to make fun of her for it to this day.
7:55 AM: Saraâs rant about Scotty on American Idol. Why does he have to hold the microphone with limp wrists? Sara says it drives her crazy that he canât hold a microphone in a normal way like everyone else does.
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8:10 AM: Early humans realized punches were more powerful when on two feet rather than on all fours, and winning in a fight meant they got more sex. This is the reason researchers found that humans started walking upright rather than on all fours. A man put a tiny spy camera inside of a purse hook in a womenâs restroom in a Starbucks in San Dimas California, and had set up his wifi outside of the store and was videotaping women using the restroom for a few days before he got caught. 3,000 pounds of weed were being stored and smuggled in a truck made to look like a dish network truck. Border patrol stopped it and found the giant load of pot.
8:20 AM: My dumb blonde moment. Sandyâs is when he reached into a creek to get a golf ball with his gloved hand. Saraâs is when she washed her clothes for a whole summer at summer camp with fabric softener thinking it was detergent. We got a funny call from a listener who was making rice for the first time, and didnât know it expanded. So when one cup of dry rice hardly looked like enough to feed her and her husband, she made 12 cups of rice and ended up with it pouring out of 3-4 pots and taking up the whole kitchen.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lady Gaga has taken the #1 spot away from Oprah on the most powerful people list. Oprah is #2, Justin Bieber is #3, U2 is #4. There is a groper near the UT Campus, and anyone with any information need to call the APD sex crimes unit. The LCRA is asking people to conserve water. Lake Travis and Lake Buchanan are below average for this time of year, which makes boating much more dangerous. President Obama is selling t-shirts for his 2012 campaign that say âmade in the USAâ with his birth certificate and a picture of him on it for $25.
8:45 AM: Marry, Sleep With, and Push off a Cliff. Barbara Walters/Joy Behar/Whoopi Goldberg. LeBron James/The UT Groper/Chaz Bono. Katherine Stolp/Rachel Maddow/Arnold Schwarzenegger. Steve Carell/Will Ferrell/Ed Helms.
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9:15 AM: What are you known for? Cassidayâs parents think itâs hilarious to tell the story of when she almost drowned when she was 5 because she put water wings (floaties) around her ankles and was flipped upside down and stuck underwater with her legs in the air. Sandyâs parents like to tell the story of when he pooped his pants while swimming in a friendâs pool and they had to take him out of the pool and spray his butt down with a hose. JBâ sister shoved pieces of a nerf ball up her nose and they had to take her to the ER, and they love to make fun of her for it to this day.
9:30 AM:Â A Canadian man told police that two men beat him up and stole his tickets to the Oprah Show finale. The truth was that he lied to his wife and said he got her tickets, when he got to Chicago and realized he wouldnât be able to get any tickets, he scraped his hands on the sidewalk and hit himself in the forehead with a rock. Danielle Staub from The Real Housewives of New Jersey was stripping at Scoreâs strip club, but now she is leaving that to be on Celebrity Rehab.
6:00 AM: The Dallas Mavs beat the Oklahoma Thunder last night 121 to 112. ACL 1 day passes for Friday and Saturday are sold out, and Sunday tickets are still available. Maria Shriver and her daughters spent the evening at a dinner in Chicago with Oprah, Gail, and Steadman the night before the news about Arnoldâs illegitimate child came out. May 21st is the âday the world is going to endâ or the rapture, according to some groups of people. There is a new sign that was dedicated on Town Lake last night because it was the 40th anniversary of the hike and bike trail.
6:15 AM: A study has figured out the secrets to get people to say yes to you. The tips are; Speak moderately fast (talking super fast or super slow resulted in less people saying yes), control your pitch, men with deeper voices are more successful in getting people to say yes than men with higher pitched voices, and lastly, pause naturally as you do during normal speech.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. I-35 and the Ben White interchange will be closed again this weekend. Friday night the southbound lanes will be closed and Saturday night the northbound lanes will be closed. Â Last night Oprah taped her final 2 shows, where there were 13,000 audience members were in attendance and all of the guests were surprise guests to Oprah. The list of celebrity guests is incredibly long and includes Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Usher, Maya Angelou, Dakota Fanning, and MANY more. Ralph Maccio was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Jack Johnson (36), Tina Fey (41), George Strait is 59 (he has had 57 #1 songsâmore #1 songs than any person EVER), and Reggie Jackson (65). Â Perhaps the most romantic and creative marriage proposal has happened. He filmed a movie trailer in which he asksher dad for his permission to marry his daughter. Then the trailer shows his race to the theatre to propose to her. He enters the A Florida woman was arrested for shoplifting a red bull, a magazine, and a pregnancy test. An 18 year old Florida employee stole boots from his work and then wore them to work the next day.
6:53 AM: Open Room Austin is an art installation with cool table and lamps off Cesar Chavez right in front of the store Lukeâs Locker. JBâs wife and her friends did something really cool there last night. They got pizza from Homeslice and all brought a bottle of wine. They had a fun and cheap dinner there and had a great time.
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7:05 AM: We talk about piercings to see for our book of records who has had the most piercings. Sandy said he used to get drunk and put girlâs earring through his ear lobe at a bar, so heâs pierced both ears before but not in a safe way. JB got his ear pierced before going to see The Cure in concert when he was young. Â Cass had 7 piercings at once, but not anymore. She used to have a nose ring, her bellybutton pierced, and 5 piercings in her ears.
7:10 AM: Book of records. Melanie has 10 piercings, but all of them are in her ears. Angela has 14 piercings; ears, nose, tongue, and nipples. Ashley was the big winner with 34 piercings. She has 14 in each ear, her nose, her septum, her tongue, bellybutton, and one below her bellybutton in a âprivate placeâ.
7:25 AM: Kiosk guy talks about being a man and if he wants to hear himself on the radio. He said the moment he knew he was old when he couldnât drink tequila anymore. He also had an important lesson for every man. He says you change from a âguyâ to a âmanâ when your woman notices it and tells you. He says he doesnât want to ever hear himself on the radio, because he thinks it will be better without hearing it.
7:28 AM: JBâs daughter Raleigh has been to every ACL Festival since it started, and he sat down and asked her what she thought about the lineup. About Stevie Wonder, she says you have to see him before you die because heâs a classic. Arcade Fire is a band who deserves a Grammy in her opinion. She says having Coldplay on the lineup would be cool if it was the year 2000. She doesnât like Kanye West because he was mean to Taylor Swift. She loves Cee Lo, and they are planning to go watch him. She said sheâs not interested in Allison Krauss without Robert Plant, but will go see Ray Lamontagne any time, any day. As for Ryan Bingham, Raleigh is definitely catching him, and thinks he deserved a Grammy too. She says this is in the top 3 lineups of all time and says to check out; Smith Western, Elbow, Foster the People, Cold War Kids, Cave Singers, Miniature Tigers, and Head and the Heart.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. It turns out the illegitimate son of Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually 14 years old. Maria Shriver and her daughters spent the evening at a dinner in Chicago with Oprah, Gail, and Steadman the night before the news about Arnoldâs illegitimate child came out. ACL 1 day passes for Friday and Saturday are sold out, and Sunday tickets are still available. Ralph Maccio was kicked off Dancing With the Stars last night.
7:45 AM: Shut up if_________. Â If youâre a tramp and canât figure out why you canât get a boyfriend. If you say youâre broke but still have money to get your nails done and buy smokes. If you donât have kids but want to tell me how to parent mine. If you are married but have girlfriends on the side. If you are complaining about the ACL line-up but arenât even going to the festival.
7:55 AM: JB interviews Erin about girlâs night out.
8:10 AM: In Florida they are looking for a âheavy set woman with a white rag on her head, and she had facial hairâ. She flagged down a driver, got a ride, robbed him of $2,800 and ran. A team at UCLA did a 3 year study that found out âwomen canât winâ. They found that womenâs stress levels are lowest when the husband will team up with them and help them tackle chores around the house. On the flip side, men are most relaxed when they are kicking back and watching their wives clean. Women just canât win, can they?
8:20 AM: We talk to Kara to get an update. She is the mom we talked to last week whose mother in law was asking for money to take care of her daughter. She said she told the mother in law that she was going to try taking the baby to some local babysitters in the neighborhood since the mom is 30 minutes away. The mom said that was fine, but then called that night asking when she could see the baby again. Kara told her she can come over to their house and see the baby anytime she wants.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. According to a U.S. study, men should drink coffee regularly to avoid prostate cancer. The men least likely to develop lethal prostate cancer are men who drink 6 cups a day. Last night Oprah taped her final 2 shows, where there were 13,000 audience members were in attendance and all of the guests were surprise guests to Oprah. The list of celebrity guests is incredibly long and includes Tom Hanks, Tom Cruise, Will Smith, Usher, Maya Angelou, Dakota Fanning, and MANY more. There is a new sign that was dedicated on Town Lake last night because it was the 40th anniversary of the hike and bike trail. Â I-35 and the Ben White interchange will be closed again this weekend. Friday night the southbound lanes will be closed and Saturday night the northbound lanes will be closed.
8:45 AM: JBâs daughter Raleigh has been to every ACL Festival since it started, and he sat down and asked her what she thought about the lineup. About Stevie Wonder, she says you have to see him before you die because heâs a classic. Arcade Fire is a band who deserves a Grammy in her opinion. She says having Coldplay on the lineup would be cool if it was the year 2000. She doesnât like Kanye West because he was mean to Taylor Swift. She loves Cee Lo, and they are planning to go watch him. She said sheâs not interested in Allison Krauss without Robert Plant, but will go see Ray Lamontagne any time, any day. As for Ryan Bingham, Raleigh is definitely catching him, and thinks he deserved a Grammy too. She says this is in the top 3 lineups of all time and says to check out; Smith Western, Elbow, Foster the People, Cold War Kids, Cave Singers, Miniature Tigers, and Head and the Heart.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Kiosk guy talks about being a man and if he wants to hear himself on the radio. He said the moment he knew he was old when he couldnât drink tequila anymore. He also had an important lesson for every man. He says you change from a âguyâ to a âmanâ when your woman notices it and tells you. He says he doesnât want to ever hear himself on the radio, because he thinks it will be better without hearing it.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An Arlington High School got a BMW donated, and students earn the chance to win the car by having no absences, no disciplinary issues, and no tardiness to class. A Michigan man who won 2 million dollars in the lottery receives food stamps. Â It turns out the illegitimate son of Arnold Schwarzenegger is actually 14 years old. The woman and Maria Shriver were both pregnant with Arnoldâs children at the same time, which makes it seem even worse. Â Maria Shriver and her daughters spent the evening at a dinner in Chicago with Oprah, Gail, and Steadman the night before the news about Arnoldâs illegitimate child came out. Â Ralph Maccio was kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night.
9:45 AM: Tricia just texted Sandy âguess how much we won in the lotto last nightâ. So Sandy called her up and got her on the air. We were very excited because she said they were winners. They bought a lottery ticket in a small town when they were coming back from their beach trip because it seems like lotto winners are always purchasing their tickets in small towns. Sad news for Sandy and Tricisâthey only won $3.
6:00 AM: Stevie Wonder is coming to Austin! The ACL line up was announced at 12:01 and Stevie Wonder is the BIG deal this year. He will play Saturday night. The other headliners are Kanye West (Friday), Coldplay (Friday), and Arcade Fire (Sunday). Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with an employee in his house more than 10 years ago and just told Maria Shriver. Only Arnold and the mother of the baby knew, and the woman told her husband and her family that the child was her husbandâs baby. Donald Trump announced yesterday he will not be running for President after all. The suspect in the punch and run robbery has been arrested, and itâs 29 year old Stephen Keller. The shooter on 6th street Saturday night was a 16 year old, and it does appear to be a gang related shooting. Oprahâs final show is May 25th and they still have not decided what the last show will be.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull factâgraduation edition. President Hoover only spoke at 1 graduation, and it was in 1932 at Howard University. LBJ spoke at 17 graduations, and George H.W. Bush spoke at 23. The Naval Academy has had the most Presidents speak at commencement ceremonies. The most non-military academies with Presidents speaking are; Notre Dame, Yale, Oklahoma State, and Howard University. Mr. Burns went to Yale, George Costanza and Jerry Seinfeld went to Queens College, Meredith Grey went to Dartmouth, and Michael Scott lost his tuition money in a pyramid scheme.
6:30 AM:Â 4 things you need to know with Sara. Stevie Wonder is coming to Austin! The ACL line up was announced at 12:01 and Stevie Wonder is the BIG deal this year. He will play Saturday night. The other headliners are Kanye West (Friday), Coldplay (Friday), and Arcade Fire (Sunday). Americaâs Most Wanted has been cancelled after 23 years on TV. They caught 1,151 fugitives during the run of the show, and it was the longest running series on Fox. Westwood High School has suspended 15 students after a sexting scandal. A nude image of a female student was being passed around via text message among students, and all of the disciplined studentâs parents are supportive of the punishment. UT and A&M are looking for smartphone users to help them gather data to help improve Austinâs bike routes with an app they are developing.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Derek Hough, Jordan Knight (41), Craig Ferguson (49), and Enya (who is the 2nd top selling Irish artist of all time behind U2 is 50 years old today), Bob Saget (55), David Eigenberg aka Steve from Sex and the City (46), Bill Paxton (56).
6:50 AM: A man in Nigera has 107 wives. He has fathered 185 children, and they all live together in a 4 story, 89 room home. A man in Washington State was in court for a murder hearing and stabbed his lawyer in the neck with a pencil during the trial. They assigned him another lawyer, who he ALSO stabbed with a pencil in the neck.
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7:05 AM: Book of records. Who got the most stitches from one incident? Sandy got 30 stitches when he ran into a fence at baseball camp as a kid, and it happened on the first day of the camp and he wasnât able to go back.
7:10 AM: Book of records. We talked to our listeners who had LOTS of stitches, and felt very sick while listening to their stories. Diana got 125 stitches as a kid from sliding down a car hood and cutting herself âankle to buttâ. Bill had the grossest story, in which he had to get his hand sewn back on after cutting it off with a saw (361 stitches). The winner was Kim from Austin who walked forward and backward through a plate glass door
7:20 AM: Google trends. Who is replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men? Itâs Ashton Kutcher, and no one was very excited about it. Why is Donald Trump in the news? Because he announced yesterday that he is not running for President after all. Sara asked people what shows they were sad to see end this week, and a lot of people are fans of The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Community.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with an employee in his house more than 10 years ago and just told Maria Shriver. Only Arnold and the mother of the baby knew, and the woman told her husband and her family that the child was her husbandâs baby. Donald Trump announced yesterday he will not be running for President after all. The suspect in the punch and run robbery has been arrested, and itâs 29 year old Stephen Keller. The shooter on 6th street Saturday night was a 16 year old, and it does appear to be a gang related shooting. Oprahâs final show is May 25th and they still have not decided what the last show will be.
7:45 AM: Mariah Carey, Whitney Houston, Paula Abdul, and George Michael have all had 4 #1 songs on the same album. Another one was Janet Jackson with her âRhythm Nationâ album. Her brother is the only person to have 5 #1 songs on one album.
7:53 AM: Most of the chocolate we eat is actually cocoa, and has a lot of chemicals in it. White beans taste better, and are rarer. Purple beans are bitterer. The white bean trees are starting to become extinct, but in Ecuador there is a new, undiscovered cocoa tree with white beans the size of footballs. They are saying this is such a big find, that it will change the world of chocolate.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. Starting in a few months, there will be a test in the UK that can help predict around what age you will be when you die. It costs around $700, and they are hoping itâll help some people be âscared straightâ if they have unhealthy habits they need to quit. A family in Ohio had such a bad bed bug problem; they had to have an exterminator come smoke their house out. The tank exploded during the treatment, and the house burned to the ground.
8:20 AM: Google trends. Who is replacing Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men? Itâs Ashton Kutcher, and no one was very excited about it. Why is Donald Trump in the news? Because he announced yesterday that he is not running for President after all. Sara asked people what shows they were sad to see end this week, and a lot of people are fans of The Office, Parks and Recreation, and Community.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. . Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with an employee in his house more than 10 years ago and just told Maria Shriver. Only Arnold and the mother of the baby knew, and the woman told her husband and her family that the child was her husbandâs baby. Donald Trump announced yesterday he will not be running for President after all. The suspect in the punch and run robbery has been arrested, and itâs 29 year old Stephen Keller. The shooter on 6th street Saturday night was a 16 year old, and it does appear to be a gang related shooting. Oprahâs final show is May 25th and they still have not decided what the last show will be.
8:45 AM: Alex is 33 and people are starting to ask him and his wife when they are going to have children. He says he doesnât feel ready, but Sandy and JB both tell him maybe now would be a good time to start. They both wish they had started earlier, and notice that the other parents who have kids the same age seem to be a lot younger than them.
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9:15 AM: Replay---Book of records. We talked to our listeners who had LOTS of stitches, and felt very sick while listening to their stories. Diana got 125 stitches as a kid from sliding down a car hood and cutting herself âankle to buttâ. Bill had the grossest story, in which he had to get his hand sewn back on after cutting it off with a saw (361 stitches). The winner was Kim from Austin who walked forward and backward through a plate glass door.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A couple in Israel has named their child âlikeâ because itâs so popular on Facebook. Their other kidâs names are âhoneyâ and âpieâ. A man named Don is eating his 29,000th big Mac today. He has had one every day since the age of 9 except for 9 days where he has missed it. . Arnold Schwarzenegger fathered a child with an employee in his house more than 10 years ago and just told Maria Shriver. Only Arnold and the mother of the baby knew, and the woman told her husband and her family that the child was her husbandâs baby.
6:00 AM: Sara met her boyfriendâs parents this weekend, and Alex randomly got the itch to become a gardener this weekend. He now has plants all over the patio in his apartment. Sandy went to Rockport this weekend and took his daughter to the coast for the first time. He was surprised how nice Rockport is, and they had a blast. Â
6:05 AM: Kevin Durant and The Oklahoma Thunder will play the Dallas Mavs in the NBA playoffs. Over the weekend there was a lot of gang related violence. At The Warehouse Saloon and Billiards on Ben White there was a fight with some people being stabbed, and then on Early Sunday morning there was 4 people shot on 6th street just 1 block west of I-35 near Sabine Street. So far the floodwaters in the south have covered 3 million acres of farmland, and they are still having problems with flooding, especially in Louisiana.  Space Shuttle Endeavor will launch today at 8:56 AM. It is scheduled to return to Earth June 21st.
6:15 AM: Where superstitions come from. Beginnerâs luck; really just comes from something called confirmation bias, which means you are more likely to remember when youâre lucky than when youâre unlucky. The idea of lucky pennies comes from an old belief that picking up pens was lucky. Walking under a ladder is actually dangerous, so that is where that one came from. Breaking a mirror; mirrors were believed to hold a piece of your soul. No umbrellas inside is believed to come from a woman who opened an umbrella inside and moments later he house collapsed.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tonight at 12:01 the official ACL lineup will be released. Last week and over the weekend, acts were leaked and Arcade Fire and My Morning Jacket have been confirmed as well as Fleet Foxes, Iron and Wine, Cee-Lo Green, Delta Spirit, Chromeo, and Smith Westerns. The rumored acts that have not yet been confirmed are Stevie Wonder, Kanye West, and Neil Diamond. Â Disney has trademarked âSeal Team 6â, and plans to use the name in merchandise. If Donald Trump runs for President, they will not cancel Celebrity Apprentice, but find someone to fill his slot. Two NYPD cops are being investigated in the Long Island Serial Killer case. They both have been in trouble in the past for hiring prostitutes, and one physically assaulted a prostitute.
6:45 AM: Happy birthday today to Megan Fox (25), Janet Jackson (45), Deborah Winger (56), Pierce Brosnan (58), and Adam Richman (37). A woman claims Chuck E Cheese is running an illegal gambling ring that is aimed at kids, and she is suing them. A man in Washington stole a charity donation jar from a store, ran outside with the jar, and was immediately hit by a bus.
6:51 AM: Â At the Ann Richards School on Friday Sara was a part of a fun day. She got to judge a contest that the 9th grade girls were in and was so impressed by how mature they were. Â Sandy was in Rockport this weekend with his daughter and wife, and they had a great time.
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7:10 AM: Crystal from Austin totaled 3 cars (2 which were before she was 18 years old, and the last one was recently). Â Michael from Austin totaled 4 cars, and luckily has lived to tell the tale. The winner however is Mary from Austin who has totaled 7 cars, 3 were her fault and the rest were other peopleâs fault. By the age of 23 she had totaled all of these, and has been wreck free for the last 10 years.
7:22 AM: Â The loser line was especially loser-y this weekend. Â We were most annoyed by the woman who took it upon herself to call and leave a message berating us for being âmeanâ to these guys.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Ashton Kutcher will replace Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men, and this was announced on Thursday night. 1.25 million per episode was what Charlie Sheen made, and Ashton Will make $650,000-one million dollars per episode. Â The federal Government is expected to hit the 14.3 trillion dollar debt ceiling today. Tonight at 12:01 the official ACL lineup will be released. So far the floodwaters in the south have covered 3 million acres of farmland, and they are still having problems with flooding, especially in Louisiana.
7:45 AM: Smartphone users, do you check your smartphone before you get out of bed in the morning? 100% of the callers we talked to said that yes, they do that. In a national poll 1/3 of Americans check their smartphones before getting out of bed in the morning, which is far less than Austinâs results.
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8:11 AM: Office workers were asked why they are gaining weight at work. 36% say itâs from sitting all day, 24% say itâs stress, 16% say itâs because they go out to lunch everyday, 13% say itâs because they skip meals, and 12% say itâs all of the cake, potlucks and candy dishes. Â Katy Perry just set a record. For 52 weeks in a row she has had a song in the top 10 on the Billboard Hot 100 Chart. The previous holder of this record, who Katy just beat, will definitely surprise you.
8:25 AM: Â The loser line was especially loser-y this weekend. Â We were most annoyed by the woman who took it upon herself to call and leave a message berating us for being âmeanâ to these guys.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tonight at 12:01 the official ACL lineup will be released. Last week and over the weekend, acts were leaked and Arcade Fire and My Morning Jacket have been confirmed as well as Fleet Foxes, Iron and Wine, Cee-Lo Green, Delta Spirit, Chromeo, and Smith Westerns. The rumored acts that have not yet been confirmed are Stevie Wonder, Kanye West, and Neil Diamond. Â Disney has trademarked âSeal Team 6â, and plans to use the name in merchandise. If Donald Trump runs for President, they will not cancel Celebrity Apprentice, but find someone to fill his slot. Two NYPD cops are being investigated in the Long Island Serial Killer case. They both have been in trouble in the past for hiring prostitutes, and one physically assaulted a prostitute.
8:53 AM: Sandy went to Rockport Texas this weekend for the first time. He said it was amazing, and about as opposite as you can get from Port Aransas. They went with other families and had a ton of children there. He says itâs a great place to go on a beach vacation, and highly recommends it.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Crystal from Austin totaled 3 cars (2 which were before she was 18 years old, and the last one was recently). Â Michael from Austin totaled 4 cars, and luckily has lived to tell the tale. The winner however is Mary from Austin who has totaled 7 cars, 3 were her fault and the rest were other peopleâs fault. By the age of 23 she had totaled all of these, and has been wreck free for the last 10 years.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Space Shuttle Endeavor launched successfully this morning for their last flight. Â This is the week of season finales on TV. Boston Rob won Survivor last night and got a prize of one million dollars. He has been on the show 4 times and has never won. Â In the UK they are adding touch screen order pads in the drive through at McDonalds.
9:45 AM:Â This weekend JBâs wife did âRun to the Sunâ that started at Mount Bonnell and ended at Enchanted Rock and happened overnight. JB got lots of quality time with his daughter and spent lots of time on the lake. Alex did a charity event for a pet charity and they gave him a dog to walk, and the dogâs name was âflashâ. He said the dog did not live up to his name, and he had to carry him because he didnât want to be walked.
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6:00 AM: Good morning! Cassiday heard some cool news last night. Her brother got cast in his first TV role and it will be a Civil War series on The Discovery HD channel and he was cast as a Confederate Soldier. Osama Bin Ladenâs hand written journal has been found by the U.S. and it contained many writings about different ways to attack the U.S. and kill as many Americans at once as he possibly could. Lindsay Lohan is going to do jail time after all. She will report June 17th for her 120 sentence, but sheâll probably only have to serve 14 days because of overcrowding. She has to complete 480 hours of community service, and will be under probation because it appears she is still struggling with substance abuse.  There is going to be a 2 million dollar project in Texas that hopes to encourage kids to eat healthier foods while at school. Google is now going to release their own brand of laptops on June 15th. Donald Trump is no longer going to announce his bid for the presidency on the finale of The Apprentice anymore.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Americans spend $99 more on average on a wedding gift for a family member over a wedding gift for a friend. 29% of freight in America travels by truck, and 40% travels by train. Abraham Lincoln has a 96% positive approval rating with todayâs Americans. 44% of cars on the road have 100,000 miles or more, and 1 in 12 cars have 200,000 or more miles.
6:28 AM: Replay of Saraâs super awkward phone call to her parents. Â She calls them to tell them she has a boyfriend and is totally awkward about it, her parents are hilarious in the call and keep telling her to calm down.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. In-N-Out burger opened in Frisco and Allen Texas yesterday and people were so excited that they were crying. Hundreds of people camped out to get in, and one man camped over night to be the first customer the next morning at 9 AM. UT basketball Coach Rick Barnes got a $200,000 pay raise approved yesterday. Â Hugh Grant is rumored to be a possible replacement for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men.
6:45 AM: Tony Hawk (43), Emilio Estevez (49), Jason Biggs (33), Billy Squier (61), and Steve Winwood (63). Â A group of 13 year old boys were suspended for farting excessively on a school bus after being told to stop. A 62 year old man was pigging out on the free samples in an Illinois Whole Foods, and when an employee asked him to stop; he put her in the Vulcan Death Grip. He was arrested for assault on the employee.
6:53 AM: Landry is Sandyâs almost 2 year old daughter. She loves when mom and dad make her forts and the other day she was in her fort and they heard a noise coming out of it. When they lifted the sheet up, they found Landry using a dust buster to vacuum the carpet in her fort. They took a video of it and itâs very funny.
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7:10 AM: The book of records. Who currently has the most jobs? The winner was Carmen, who has 3 jobs. She is a product developer, concession stand supervisor, and caretaker for her mom who is starting to show signs of Alzheimerâs.
7:20 AM: The Kiosk Guy is getting famous, he says people approach him at the mall and he âfeelsâ that he needs more radio time. He says people now come to him and quote what he has said on air. He was prepared with a list of good and bad things. Good things; The new bar âRoyalâ on 5th street, Osama Bin Laden being killed, and summer. Bad things; Donald Trump and his hair, and the slow cash registers at Whole Foods. He said he did a bad thing yesterday, after waiting in line at Whole Foods for 25 minutes and the line not moving, he just left his basket of groceries and ran. Sara can relate to this, so she feels like they are soulmates! They also found out they have the same birthday; August 10th.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Osama Bin Ladenâs hand written journal has been found by the U.S. and it contained many writings about different ways to attack the U.S. and kill as many Americans at once as he possibly could. Lindsay Lohan is going to do jail time after all. She will report June 17th for her 120 sentence, but sheâll probably only have to serve 14 days because of overcrowding. She has to complete 480 hours of community service, and will be under probation because it appears she is still struggling with substance abuse. Â Hugh Grant is rumored to be a possible replacement for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. APD is looking for a suspect in a punch and run robbery that occurred in front of The Liberty Bar on 6th street.
7:45 AM: Who has had FOUR #1 hit songs on ONE album? Only 7 people have done it, and we want to play some of them for you because some of they will surprise you. Tuesdayâs featured artist/album was Mariah Careyâs self-titled album. Yesterday was Paula Abdul âForever Your Girlâ, and today was George Michael âFaithâ.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM:Â 6 things women do to look hot that men find unattractive. 1) too much foundation 2) neon lipstick 3) super thin eyebrows 4) a bump in your hair 5)rosy red cheeks 6) glitter. Â A group of 13 year old boys in Ohio were suspended for farting excessively on a school bus after being told to stop.
8:20 AM:Â We talk to Kara, a frustrated mom who wanted some advice. She has a baby daughter and her mother in law occasionally watches her. She doesnât watch her every day, but just occasionally. Lately, the mother in law has said she needs to be paid $50 every time she watched the baby, and Kara thinks she should do it for free.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Osama Bin Ladenâs hand written journal has been found by the U.S. and it contained many writings about different ways to attack the U.S. and kill as many Americans at once as he possibly could. Lindsay Lohan is going to do jail time after all. She will report June 17th for her 120 sentence, but sheâll probably only have to serve 14 days because of overcrowding. She has to complete 480 hours of community service, and will be under probation because it appears she is still struggling with substance abuse. Â Hugh Grant is rumored to be a possible replacement for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. APD is looking for a suspect in a punch and run robbery that occurred in front of The Liberty Bar on 6th street.
8:50 AM: The Kiosk Guy is getting famous, he says people approach him at the mall and he âfeelsâ that he needs more radio time. He says people now come to him and quote what he has said on air. He was prepared with a list of good and bad things. Good things; The new bar âRoyalâ on 5th street, Osama Bin Laden being killed, and summer. Bad things; Donald Trump and his hair, and the slow cash registers at Whole Foods. He said he did a bad thing yesterday, after waiting in line at Whole Foods for 25 minutes and the line not moving, he just left his basket of groceries and ran. Sara can relate to this, so she feels like they are soulmates! They also found out they have the same birthday; August 10th.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:20 AM: Who has had FOUR #1 hit songs on ONE album? Only 7 people have done it, and we want to play some of them for you because some of they will surprise you. Tuesdayâs featured artist/album was Mariah Careyâs self-titled album. Yesterday was Paula Abdul âForever Your Girlâ, and today was George Michael âFaithâ.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan is going to do jail time after all. She will report June 17th for her 120 sentence, but sheâll probably only have to serve 14 days because of overcrowding. She has to complete 480 hours of community service, and will be under probation because it appears she is still struggling with substance abuse. APD is looking for a suspect in a punch and run robbery that occurred in front of The Liberty Bar on 6th street. Hugh Grant is rumored to be a possible replacement for Charlie Sheen on Two and a Half Men. Google is now going to release their own brand of laptops on June 15th.
6:00 AM: President Obama is coming to Austin today and if youâre going to be driving near the downtown area around 5 pm today, you might see his motorcade. He will be arriving at the airport at 5 pm then heâll be heading downtown to the ACL Live theatre, and then to a home off Lake Austin, and leaving by 9 pm. They will be do a rolling roadblock to get him where he needs to go on time, so this could cause major traffic problems along I-35 during rush hour.  The U.S. will be talking with Osama Bin Ladenâs 3 wives to try and gather more information about his operations in Pakistan. No one will receive the reward money for the capture and killing of Osama Bin Laden because no one pointed them towards his exact location. The latest set of human remains discovered on Long Island has been found to not be related to the previously found bodies. This means there are 2-3 serial killers in the area dumping bodies in that area. JC Dugard is going to release a memoir and it will come out July 12th. It will be called âA Stolen Lifeâ and will talk about her life from her abduction to when she was found in recent years. Bristol Palin is getting her own reality show, where she will move to L.A.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. The last Kentucky Derby winner to be slaughtered for dog food was âFerdinandâ who won in 1986 and then was shipped to Japan for pet food and steaks for human consumption. Whoopi Goldberg picked her first name because she is often gassy like a whoopi cushion. Her real name is Karen Johnson, and her mom told her that her last name didnât sound Jewish enough, so she chose âGoldbergâ.  Sting got his name because he wore a yellow and black striped sweater onstage during a gig with The Phoenix Jazzmen. This is the first year since 2003 in which no movies from the âSawâ series will be released. There are more people named Adam Sandler than Will Ferrell. There are more Jennifer Lopezâs than Randy Jacksonâs, Paula Abdulâs, and Steven Tylerâs combined! There are 37 Homer Simpsons and 14 Bart Simpsons. There are 437 men named George Bush and 879 men named George Washington.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage. Casey Anthonyâs trial began this week in Clearwater Florida (the mother of Caylee Anthony who was killed in 2008), and the jurors they select will be moved to Orlando for the trial. Whitney Houston is back in rehab. YouTube is starting a video rental feature to compete with Netflix and itâll be 99 cents to $3.99 to rent a movie.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Young MC (44), Keenan Thompson (33), Paul Hewson AKA Bono from U2 (51). A young couple in New Jersey robbed a bank together to get the money to go to Las Vegas and get married. Sara saw a guy steal an Xbox 360 at Target last week, and it was scary. The guy took the xbox to the register, and then after the lady scanned it, he grabbed it and ran out of the store with it under his arm. A man was arrested for assault and battery, and when they took him in for his mug shot, the photo documented an interesting tattoo on his forehead. It said âWith God all things are possible. Please forgive me if I do anything stupidâ.
6:53 AM: Why unpopular kids have an advantage: they are better able to relate to others as adults. The author of âGeeks Shall Inherit the Earthâ says they will succeed far more than the popular kids as adults.
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7:10 AM:  Book of recordsâwho has gone the longest without sleep? RJ in Buda went 49 hours without sleep working communications onboard a ship and had to rewire the entire communications system. Tim in Austin stayed awake for 90 hours, and Todd in Round Rock won with 91 hours of no sleep. He was working (he works in the computer industry) and had to stay awake for 91 hours.
7:25 AM: Google Trends. Sara hit the streets to ask people why so many British people are on American reality shows, people thought it was probably because Americans will pay more attention to their voices because they sound different. She asked if anyone knew who won the Kentucky Derby over the weekend. Not one person knew the horseâs name. Thor was the #1 movie over the weekend and she asked people what the last movie was they saw in the theatre. No one could remember which seems pretty typical. I know I definitely donât remember what the last one I saw was!
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. President Obama is coming to Austin today and if youâre going to be driving near the downtown area around 5 pm today, you might see his motorcade. He will be arriving at the airport at 5 pm then heâll be heading downtown to the ACL Live theatre, and then to a home off Lake Austin, and leaving by 9 pm. They will be do a rolling roadblock to get him where he needs to go on time, so this could cause major traffic problems along I-35 during rush hour.  Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage. The first full face transplant in the U.S. has happened, and he showed his face publicly for the first time yesterday.
7:45 AM: Who has had FOUR #1 hit songs on ONE album? Only 7 people have done it, and we want to play some of them for you because some of they will surprise you. Â Todayâs featured artist/album is Mariah Careyâs self-titled album.
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8:10 AM: A study has found what people were most concerned about the moment right before their first kiss. 7% said âwill my parents catch meâ, 9%âdo I look attractiveâ, 14% âshould I French kiss or notâ, 15% âdoes my breath smell badâ, and âshould I keep my eyes open or close themâ was the #1 concern. Mc Donaldâs is going to be making some changes soon. They want them to look more like Starbucks, so they will use muted colors, wood tables, faux leather chairs, and more earth tones. They want people to come in, sit down, and stay awhile.
8:20 AM: Whatâs the theme? Billy Ray Cyrus, Adam Lambert, and Keith Urban. They all LOVE their flat irons.
8:30 AM:  4 things you need to know with Sara. Whitney Houston is back in rehab. President Obama is coming to Austin today and if youâre going to be driving near the downtown area around 5 pm today, you might see his motorcade. He will be arriving at the airport at 5 pm then heâll be heading downtown to the ACL Live theatre, and then to a home off Lake Austin, and leaving by 9 pm. They will be do a rolling roadblock to get him where he needs to go on time, so this could cause major traffic problems along I-35 during rush hour. Secret Service just joined Twitter yesterday, and has sent out 3 tweets so far. Rachel Zoe just had a baby and her husband got her a 10 carat diamond ring for her âpush presentâ.  Lady Gaga has released her 3rd single off her new album and itâs called âEdge of Gloryâ
8:45 AM: Arnold Schwarzenegger is singleâladies, would you make a move on him? Serena from Austin said she definitely would because heâs hot and she loves his accent. Andrea from Austin said she doesnât think she could get past his voice.
8:50 AM: Google Trends. Sara hit the streets to ask people why so many British people are on American reality shows, people thought it was probably because Americans will pay more attention to their voices because they sound different. She asked if anyone knew who won the Kentucky Derby over the weekend. Not one person knew the horseâs name. Thor was the #1 movie over the weekend and she asked people what the last movie was they saw in the theatre. No one could remember which seems pretty typical. I know I definitely donât remember what the last one I saw was!
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9:15 AM: Who has had FOUR #1 hit songs on ONE album? Only 7 people have done it, and we want to play some of them for you because some of they will surprise you. Â Todayâs featured artist/album is Mariah Careyâs self-titled album.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kate Middleton and Prince William are on their honeymoon in the Seychelles Islands off the coast of France. Alicia Silverstone just had a boy and named him Bear Blu. Bristol Palin is getting her own reality show, where she will move to L.A. Â Arnold Schwarzenegger and Maria Shriver are getting a divorce after 25 years of marriage.
9:45 AM: Tomorrow on the showâWeâll induct another listener into the book of records, Sara will call her parents and tell them she has a boyfriend for the first time, weâll play another artist with 4 songs hit #1 from the same album, weâll give away more tickets to see Carlos Santana at ACL Live, and MORE!
6:00 AM: Alex and his wife drive to Presidio, Texas this weekend for Mother's Day and also because a middle school was named after his Grandmother this weekend. It's Franco Middle School in Presidio, Texas, and it was a lot of fun for him to see his family.
6:05 AM: The Mavs won yesterday 122 to 86 against the Lakers. Animal Kingdom won The Kentucky Derby this weekend, and it was his first time running on dirt. There was an officer involved shooting this morning. It was a man who fired a gun into the apartment of his ex girlfriend, and he was shot by police and later died at a hospital. A man died Sunday night after gunning down his wife and her parents. The shooter was going through a divorce with his wife, shot her and her parents, escaped and then died. Gas will go down in price soon. By the middle of the summer it'll go down about 50 cents a gallon. A video has been released by the pentagon of Osama Bin Laden inside his compound that was gathered by the Navy Seals as intelligence. It shows him watching videos of himself, rehearsing for speeches, and has confirmed he is a very vain person who was obsessed with his public image. President Obama was on 60 minutes last night and he said that it's likely that Bin Laden had some sort of support network in Pakistan. They now want to question Bin Laden's 3 widows to get more information. Memphis will experience the highest river crests on Tuesday since 1937.
6:15 AM: The list has come out of the most popular names in 2010 for babies. Girls; Isabella, Sophia, Emma, Olivia, Ava, Emily, Abigail, Madison, Chloe, and Mia. Boys; Jacob, Ethan, Michael, Aiden, Anthony. The names Jacob and Isabella gained popularity due to Twilight as well as the name Kellan, after actor Kellan Lutz who is in the Twilight movies. Two names that majorly gained popularity in 2010 are Macy and Bentley, which are the names of a mom and baby on the MTV show Teen Mom.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know. Another Austin man was an important figure in the Osama Bin Laden take down mission. His name is Brad Webb who is a brigadier general, and he was the liaison between Special Forces in Pakistan and Government officials in the situation room. Two flights had to be diverted this weekend. One was because a passenger tried to open the door while the plane was in flight, and the other because a note with the word "bomb" was found in the bathroom. The X Factor will be co hosted by Nicole Sherginzer and a British TV personality. Paula Abdul has signed on as a judge as well. The most valuable brand in the world is now Apple, surpassing Google who has been the leader for years and years.
6:40 AM: Happy Birthday today to Billy Joel (62), Candice Bergen (65), John Corbett, and Calvin Murphy who played for the NBA is 63. The interesting thing about him is that he had 14 children by 9 different women. There is a new first in mountain climbing! The first tweet ever from the top of Mount Everest was sent last week as a marketing tool for Samsung.
6:53 AM: A statistic has come out that found that single parents with kids date more than single people without kids.
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7:10 AM: The Book of Records. Which listener gets the record for owning the most cars? Danny had 4 cars, and was working on a 5th, and the winner was Nanette who owns 7 cars. She owns two TR8's, a Cadillac, a Silverado, a Tahoe, a 1932 Ford Coupe, and a Chevy truck.
7:20 AM: The Loser Line is 366-3088, and it's a number you can give out if a guy asks for your number but you don't want to give it to him. The number comes to us, and we play the voicemails every Monday morning!
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A video has been released by the pentagon of Osama Bin Laden inside his compound that was gathered by the Navy Seals as intelligence. It shows him watching videos of himself, rehearsing for speeches, and has confirmed he is a very vain person who was obsessed with his public image. President Obama was on 60 minutes last night and he said that it's likely that Bin Laden had some sort of support network in Pakistan. They now want to question Bin Laden's 3 widows to get more information. There was an officer involved shooting this morning. It was a man who fired a gun into the apartment of his ex girlfriend, and he was shot by police and later died at a hospital. Two flights had to be diverted this weekend. One was because a passenger tried to open the door while the plane was in flight, and the other because a note with the word "bomb" was found in the bathroom. The X Factor will be co hosted by Nicole Sherginzer and a British TV personality. Paula Abdul has signed on as a judge as well.
7:45 AM: Sara wants to know if some things she did this weekend make her a bad person. The first thing was while she was shopping, she decided she didn't want to buy a package of shish kabobs and she left them in the soda aisle. We say, yes that is very bad because the meat will spoil, and she could have easily taken it back to the meat counter. The other thing she did was go to a movie, and then sneak into a 2nd one without paying for it. We also agree this is bad!
7:55 AM: JB had Torchy's Tacos for the first time yesterday and really enjoyed it. His wife did her first triathlon on Sunday and they needed a place to go eat that was casual. He had heard so much about Torchy's, and was hesitant to try it because it's so popular. He loved the atmosphere as well, and said it may be their new Sunday tradition.
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8:10 AM: Pippa Middleton (Kate's sister) has become quite the sex symbol since the royal wedding. She has been offered 5 million dollars by Vivid entertainment to film one explicit scene. They said they will pay her brother 1 million dollars to do his own scene as well. They said they can pick their own partners for their scenes. They are turning down the offer, but Vivid entertainment got some free publicity out of it. Technology that isn't helping us at all. Texting-16,000 people have died in texting while driving related accidents in a 5 year time span. Facebook is hurting our relationships because people from the past are trying to get back into our lives. If you want to keep your Facebook profile, just block or un-friend the offenders. Blind pedestrians are at risk because of electric cars, because they can't hear them coming and are getting hit by them. Staring at a screen before you go to bed, whether it be a TV or computer screen, will cause big problems with your sleep. They said to take a break from the screen at least 30 minutes before bed. . Two flights had to be diverted this weekend. One was because a passenger tried to open the door while the plane was in flight, and the other because a note with the word "bomb" was found in the bathroom.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The most valuable brand in the world is now Apple, surpassing Google who has been the leader for years and years. . A man died Sunday night after gunning down his wife and her parents. The shooter was going through a divorce with his wife, shot her and her parents, escaped and then died when he ran his car into a police cruiser. Meredith Viera is leaving the Today show, and Anne curry will finally after 14 years, anchor the show.
8:35 AM: Would you rather? Be able to fly or be invisible? Drink only coffee or soda the rest of your life? Be the first person on Earth or the last? Live forever or die young? Be a man or a woman? Alex wants to be a woman because he'd like to be pretty, be able to get what they want, and have sex anytime he wants to.
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9:15 AM: Replay--- Sara wants to know if some things she did this weekend make her a bad person. The first thing was while she was shopping, she decided she didn't want to buy a package of shish kabobs and she left them in the soda aisle. We say, yes that is very bad because the meat will spoil, and she could have easily taken it back to the meat counter. The other thing she did was go to a movie, and then sneak into a 2nd one without paying for it. We also agree this is bad!
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is an iPhone app is San Francisco that shows people where open parking spaces are available. Sandy's favorite apps are; Around Me and Straight to Voicemail. Julia Roberts and Tom Hanks were on Oprah on Friday and they talked about how easy it is to stay in a relationship if you really want to. Tom says people are idiots if they get divorced, and Julia said her friend once told her "if you want an interesting relationship, stay in one". She says it's true, and her relationship gets more interesting as time goes on. A video has been released by the pentagon of Osama Bin Laden inside his compound that was gathered by the Navy Seals as intelligence. It shows him watching videos of himself, rehearsing for speeches, and has confirmed he is a very vain person who was obsessed with his public image.
6:00 AM: Happy Cinco de Mayo everyone! President Obama did an interview with 60 minutes that will air Sunday night in which he said they will not release the death photos of Osama Bin Laden. There was a dog that helped during the raid on Osama Bin Laden to sniff for booby traps in the room. The last known combat veteran from World War One passed away this week. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have released the names of their twins. The boy is named Moroccan Scott Cannon and the girl is named Monroe Cannon after Marilyn Monroe.  Jesse James has a new book out and in it he explains in detail how he told Sandra he was cheating on her. Marie Osmond has re married her first husband again. They got divorced in 1985 and are back together again. Jerry Seinfeld is launching a website today (jerryseinfeld.com) where he will release videos of his standup. He will release 3 clips a day, and heâs doing it to preserve his legacy for after heâs gone.
6:15 AM: Facts about Cinco de Mayo. Itâs not in honor of Mexican Independence day, but is in honor of the Battle of Puebla in which Mexico defeated France. Itâs not widely celebrated in Mexico, and is not a National Holiday. It is popular in Malta and the U.S. Corona Beer is sold in 150 countries. In Chandler Arizona
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There are a lot of viruses going around on Facebook hidden in links that promise to show videos or pictures of Bin Ladenâs death. Mel Gibsonâs ex girlfriend Oksana has dropped all charged against him, including the domestic violence charges and the order to stay away from her. Â A new bill has passed in Texas that dog owners could face life in prison if their dog kills a child under the age of 18 or an adult over the age of 65.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Adele (23), Tina Yothers (38), and Kurt Loder (66). Â A man walked up to a cop and asked him if heâd ever arrested him before, so the cop ran his information and it turned out the man had an outstanding warrant for assault with a deadly weapon.
6:55 AM: G Love recently visited JBâs airstream and sang a few songs for  him, today we show the video of him singing âFixinâ to Dieâ.
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7:10 AM: Book of records. Who has broken the most bones? We heard from Harrison, a 12 year old who has broken 10 bones in sports injuries, Debra who broke 13 bones, and Ricky who has broken 15 bones. The winner by a long shot was Scott who has broken 44 bones! Ow.
7:25 AM: List of stupid celebrity purchases. Beyonce spent $100,000 on a pair of gold lace leggings for the BET awards. Katie Holmes spent $1,000 on a purse for Suri Cruise. Amanda Seyfried bought a taxidermy pony in London, but we donât know what she paid for it. Michael Vick spent $85,000 on a fish pond. Stephen Spielberg spent $60,000 on Rosebud from Citizen Kane. Kanye West spent a LOT to get diamonds in his teeth.Â
7:30 AM: President Obama did an interview with 60 minutes that will air Sunday night in which he said they will not release the death photos of Osama Bin Laden. He says we donât need to âspike the footballâ on this victory. There was a dog that helped during the raid on Osama Bin Laden to sniff for booby traps in the room. Yesterday Apple released the software that will not let your iPhone track your location. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon have released the names of their twins. The boy is named Moroccan Scott Cannon and the girl is named Monroe Cannon after Marilyn Monroe. Jesse James has a new book out and in it he explains in detail how he told Sandra he was cheating on her. When they asked him why he is sharing all of this information, he said he canât worry about her anymore and itâs time to worry about himself.
7:45 AM: Who that is listening is packing heat right now? Quite a few of our listeners were!
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8:15 AM: On April 19th a 17 year old was near the ballpark where the Pirates play and he spotted an usher having a heart attack in his car in the parking lot. He pulled the man out of his car, robbed him, stole his car, and left him to die. Chat Roulette, in an effort to clean up their site, has hired employees to spot people exposing their private parts on the website and block their IP addresses.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
8:40 AM: The top 10 most common professions for the heroes in romance novels; 10) Sheriff, 9) Body Guard, 8) King, 7) Surgeon, 6) Knight, 5) Rancher, 4) Prince, 3) The Boss, 2) Cowboy, and #1 by a landslide is doctor!
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9:15 AM: List of stupid celebrity purchases. Beyonce spent $100,000 on a pair of gold lace leggings for the BET awards. Katie Holmes spent $1,000 on a purse for Suri Cruise. Amanda Seyfried bought a taxidermy pony in London, but we donât know what she paid for it. Michael Vick spent $85,000 on a fish pond. Stephen Spielberg spent $60,000 on Rosebud from Citizen Kane. Kanye West spent a LOT to get diamonds in his teeth.Â
9:30 AM: William and Kate are coming to the U.S. and will be in California in 3 days. Kate has never been to the U.S. before. The Situation from The Jersey Shore is also getting his own spin off show. Tony Romo is getting married on May 24th in Arlington.
6:00 AM: Sara ended up duct taped to a bed last night. She was doing the last 90210 show at The Highball, and the actor who plays Dylan was out and an understudy was filling in. During the âloveâ scene, the actor bound Sara up with duct tape and laid her on a bed without telling her he was going to do that, and it was pretty funny!
6:05 AM: Bill McRaven was once a journalism major at UT, but was just the leader Sunday of the operation to take down Osama Bin Laden. Reports have come out that The White House will release a photo of Bin Ladenâs dead body, but the CIA says they will are not sure if it will be released. Itâs apparently a very gruesome photo, and they are urging reporters to be patient until they decide. It appears unlikely anyone will receive the reward for Osamaâs head. President Obamaâs apprioval rating has gone up 9% recently. The MTV movie award nominations came out yesterday and The Twilight Saga Eclipse took the lead with 8 nominations. The new award this year is best line from a movie. A 15 year old from McCallum High School has a film going to Cannes Film Festival.
6:15 AM: 75% of kids today wonât be able to find summer jobs because of the economy. JB spent a summer with his dad installing rows of cubicles in office buildings. He says he did it all summer, but it was awful. Sandyâs worst job was de-tassling corn in Nebraska as a kid, and he said it was some of the most unbearable work heâs ever done. He said theyâd load kids into a bus, take them to a field, and they had to walk the rows of corn and pull the tassels out of the top of each ear. Alex worked in a factory putting labels on bottles of cleaning supplies; Sara worked at a pottery place putting pots in the kiln
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night on The Voice two Austinites did well. One was Nakia, who is going to be on Cee Loâs team. The other was country artist Curtis Grimes, who will also be on Cee Loâs team. A new survey says that 96.7% of American homes own a TV. On Dancing with the Stars last night Kendra Wilkinson was kicked off the show. We have long been told that a low sodium diet is good for us, but a new study says it may actually harm us.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Lance Bass (32), Erin Andrews (33), Lynne Spears (53), Ana Gasteyer (44). Norway, Australia, Iceland, and Sweden top the list of best countries in which to be a mother. They based this one maternity leave and special treatment offered women to have children. Afghanistan, Yemen, Chad, and the Congo are the worst places to be a mother. Coke and Pepsi were very popular in the Osama Bin Laden compound, and it has been found all over it since he has been killed. They also grew their own marijuana in the home, and if a kidâs toy or ball rolled into his yard, he didnât give it back.
6:50 AM: 4 habits that can make you look ugly; smoking, tanning, drinking too much alcohol (1 night of binge drinking alone can add wrinkles to your face), and touching your face a lot.
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7:05 AM: The Book of recordsâwho owns the most shoes? The winner was Nicole from Cedar Park with 460 pairs of shoes. She said she will send photos today, so be looking for pictures of her amazing shoe collection soon on mix947.com.
7:20 AM: Sara talked to Grandma Shook about Osama Bin Laden being killed. Grandma said that most of the people she sits with at meals âdonât have enough brains to talk about itâ, but there is one war veteran in the home who was talking about it. She said all of the war veterans in the home have been sitting around swapping old war stories. As far as the Royal Wedding was concerned, Grandma said the ceremony was quite lovely. She also thinks Harry is more handsome than William, and that Kate looked a bit too thin in her wedding dress.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Two quotes were circulating the internet on Twitter and Facebook after Osama Bin Laden died, one was attributed to MLK Jr. and one to Mark Twain, but neither were quoted by them. Obama will speak at ground zero tomorrow and Obama invited George W. Bush to be there, but he declined. Bill McRaven was once a journalism major at UT, but was just the leader Sunday of the operation to take down Osama Bin Laden.
7:40 AM: Alex has been on a mission to watch classic movies that heâs never seen lately. Heâs watched Forrest Gump and The Godfather so far. Last night he watched Ghost. He liked it overall, and says Demi Moore was cute in it, and Whoopi Goldberg was funny in it. He says it was fun, but heâd never watch it again. He says itâs corny, and he wanted to throw up in his mouth during the pottery scene.
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8:15 AM: Most disliked baby names for boys; Jackson, Aiden, Jaden, Braden, Caden, Hayden, Hunter, Bentley, Tristan, and Michael. The most disliked baby names for girls; Nevaeh (Heaven spelled backwards), Madison, McKenzie, McKenna, Addison, Gertrude, Bertha, Kaitlin, McKayla, and Hope.Â
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Fox news just released what was on Bin Ladenâs body when he was killed. He had a wad of cash in his pocket, and he had two telephone numbers sewn into his clothing. 1 in 7 Americans receive food stamps. Trader Joes is coming to Texas, according to recent rumors.
8:40 AM: Sara talked to Grandma Shook about Osama Bin Laden being killed. Grandma said that most of the people she sits with at meals âdonât have enough brains to talk about itâ, but there is one war veteran in the home who was talking about it. She said all of the war veterans in the home have been sitting around swapping old war stories. As far as the Royal Wedding was concerned, Grandma said the ceremony was quite lovely. She also thinks Harry is more handsome than William, and that Kate looked a bit too thin in her wedding dress.
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9:15 AM: The Book of recordsâwho owns the most shoes? The winner was Nicole from Cedar Park with 460 pairs of shoes. She said she will send photos today, so be looking for pictures of her amazing shoe collection soon on mix947.com.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Two quotes were circulating the internet on Twitter and Facebook after Osama Bin Laden died, one was attributed to MLK Jr. and one to Mark Twain, but neither was quoted by them. Obama will speak at ground zero tomorrow and Obama invited George W. Bush to be there, but he declined. Fox news just released what was on Bin Ladenâs body when he was killed. He had a wad of cash in his pocket, and he had two telephone numbers sewn into his clothing.
6:00 AM: A lot of Bin Laden news came out in the last 24 hours. There is a photograph of Obama and his security team watching the attack in real time most likely through a video feed. During the mission, Osamaâs code name was Geronimo, and during the attack they collect a âmother loadâ of computer data from Bin Ladenâs compound. There are pictures, but they are trying to decide if they should release them or not because they are quite gruesome. They built a replica compound, and the SEALs trained in it for about a month before the mission. Â The compound was found because of a tip from a courier, it took 6 years to figure out who he was, and they heard him speaking on a monitored phone call years ago. By mid February the U.S. started to consider taking action, and April 28th was the last meeting finalizing plans for the mission. Â There are 6 Louisiana and 2 troop leaders missing in Arkansas right now and theyâve been missing since Thursday. Â They think itâs because of heavy rains, and rescuers are going to try and get a helicopter into the area soon.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Conan OâBrien suffered a concussion in September 2009 while filming a sketch with Teri Hatcher for his show. Joan Rivers hosted the tonight show 60 times as a guest host. Conan OâBrien has the sole credit for writing 3 episodes of The Simpsons. The Ghostbusters, Bionic Woman, and the family in Close Encounters of the Third Kind all had the same phone number. The Simpsons and Mr. Burns also had the same phone number.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Â During Obamaâs address a Twitter record was set, as 3,443 tweets were sent per second. At one point, users posted 5,106 per second. Â DNA tests came back yesterday of Bin Ladenâs body and they said it was 99.9% confirmed to be him. For about $800 you can buy a knock off of Kate Middletonâs wedding dress at Lord and Taylor stores soon. Ryan Seacrest is going to create a new singing competition show that will go up against American Idol.
6:40 AM: Taylor Swift tickets! Today we are giving away tickets to Taylor Swiftâs concert at The Frank Erwin Center at 6:40, 7:40, and 8:40 AM. Â Happy Birthday today to Greg Gumble (65), Christina Hendricks (36), Cheryl Burke (27), and Levi Johnston (21).
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7:15 AM: Book of records. Â Who has the longest commute to work every day? We talked to Michelle whose commute from Rockdale to Austin takes an hour and ten minutes. We also talked to Noelle who drives from Austin to Kindalia and it takes her one hour and 20 minutes. The longest commute was Jason who drives at least 2 hours everyday on his commute from Georgetown to San Antonio.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A lot of Bin Laden news came out in the last 24 hours. There is a photograph of Obama and his security team watching the attack in real time most likely through a video feed. During the mission, Osamaâs code name was Geronimo, and during the attack they collect a âmother loadâ of computer data from Bin Ladenâs compound. There are pictures, but they are trying to decide if they should release them or not because they are quite gruesome. They built a replica compound, and the SEALs trained in it for about a month before the mission. Â The compound was found because of a tip from a courier, it took 6 years to figure out who he was, and they heard him speaking on a monitored phone call years ago. By mid February the U.S. started to consider taking action, and April 28th was the last meeting finalizing plans for the mission. Â There are 6 Louisiana and 2 troop leaders missing in Arkansas right now and theyâve been missing since Thursday. Â They think itâs because of heavy rains, and rescuers are going to try and get a helicopter into the area soon.
7:40 AM: Taylor Swift tickets. The next pair is being given away at 8:40 AM today, and you can also enter to win on our website if youâre a âfriend with benefitsâ and you can enter on our Mix 94.7 facebook page on a picture of Taylor Swift until May 9!
7:50 AM: Are you not talking to your family member right now? Karen called in and said she isnât talking to her dad and hasnât been for a year and a half. Â The final straw was when her dad emailed her a forwarded email full of pornographic pictures. We also spoke with Misty who hasnât talked to her mom in 2 years because her mom came to Texas for 2 weeks and never came to see her or Mistyâs kids. The longest one we got was Nicole, who hasnât talked to her mom in 11 years because her Uncle got sick and her mom never told her. When Nicole confronted her about how upset she was, her mom said âitâs best we donât be a part of each otherâs lives anymore thenâ.
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8:15 AM: Headlines. 3 in 5 American Men are now sporting some sort of facial hair, which makes it popular and angers Alex. Alex hate anything that is popular, and for years heâs been rocking some sort of beard, mustache, or goatee. Now that the study is out that facial hair is popular, he might have to shave. There has been a study that has found the best way for men to stare at women without being creepy. The tips include; not staring for more than 3 seconds, and waiting 3 seconds to look back at them again. The other tip is to not fixate on one particular body part for very long, look around, and make sure to look at their face for the best chance of them feeling flattered rather than creeped out.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A lot of Bin Laden news came out in the last 24 hours. There is a photograph of Obama and his security team watching the attack in real time most likely through a video feed. During the mission, Osamaâs code name was Geronimo, and during the attack they collect a âmother loadâ of computer data from Bin Ladenâs compound. There are pictures, but they are trying to decide if they should release them or not because they are quite gruesome. They built a replica compound, and the SEALs trained in it for about a month before the mission. Â The compound was found because of a tip from a courier, it took 6 years to figure out who he was, and they heard him speaking on a monitored phone call years ago. By mid February the U.S. started to consider taking action, and April 28th was the last meeting finalizing plans for the mission. Â Ryan Seacrest is going to create a new singing competition show that will go up against American Idol. . For about $800 you can buy a knock off of Kate Middletonâs wedding dress at Lord and Taylor stores soon. The city is starting an internship program to help local businesses and young people in the workforce come together.
8:40 AM: Taylor Swift Tickets! Thatâs all of our tickets for today, so congrats to the winners.
8:52 AM: Saraâs Google trends. She asked people how they heard the new about Osama Bin Laden. Most people heard about it on Twitter first and then turned on the TV. One girl was in her dorm room and heard people celebrating outside and chanting âU.S.A.â. Â A lot of Austinites are skeptical and want proof to know that itâs real.
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9:15 AM: Replayâ Book of records. Â Who has the longest commute to work every day? We talked to Michelle whose commute from Rockdale to Austin takes an hour and ten minutes. We also talked to Noelle who drives from Austin to Kindalia and it takes her one hour and 20 minutes. The longest commute was Jason who drives at least 2 hours everyday on his commute from Georgetown to San Antonio.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. According to The Drudge Report, The White house will be releasing a death picture of Osama Bin Laden today. The Book of Mormon has the most Tony nominations, with 14 in todayâs just announced Tony Award nominations. Larry David is going to be in the 3 stooges movie playing a nun. Justin Bieber was scolded on a recent flight for not sitting down after being told to do so.
6:00 AM: Osama Bin Laden has been killed, and last night President Obama gave an address to the country to announce it. On the morning on April 29 they put the plan into place, and Sunday morning Obama gave the troops the go ahead to storm the house Bin Laden was hiding in, and he was killed. He was in a compound in an affluent suburb hiding in a million dollar home, which is where he was killed. The last shuttle launch did not happen Friday because there was an electrical error, and it will now be delayed to May 8th or later. The Black Box from the 2009 Air France flight where all passengers were killed has been found and they are hoping it will determine what caused the crash. 22.8 million Americans watched the Royal Wedding on Friday, compared to 17 million who watched Charles and Dianaâs wedding.
6:15 AM: The top 10 things people miss the most when they are traveling. Â 10) Their own shower 9) Tap Water 8) Normal food and drink 7) Friends 6) Their own kitchen 5) The daily routine 4) The internet 3) Pets 2) Family 1) Their own bed.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Osama Bin Laden has been killed, and last night President Obama gave an address to the country to announce it. On the morning on April 29 they put the plan into place, and Sunday morning Obama gave the troops the go ahead to storm the house Bin Laden was hiding in, and he was killed. He was in a compound in an affluent suburb hiding in a million dollar home, which is where he was killed. President Obama had a good weekend, huh? The White House correspondentâs dinner was also this weekend, and Donald Trump was in the audience. He told a lot of jokes knocking Trump. Mariah Carey gave birth to twins on her wedding anniversary this weekend.  There are adding celebrity advisors to the show The Voice on NBC. Reba McEntire will be with Blake Shelton, Monica will be with Cee-lo, Sia will be with Christina Aguilera, and producer Adam Blackstone will be with Adam.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Donatella Versace, Dwayne âThe Rockâ Johnson, David Beckham, Kyle Bush, and Sarah Hughes. Â Headlines that donât make the â4 thingsâ. A wife poisoned her husband with anti freeze in hopes he would die and collect his life insurance. He was hospitalized, but badly damaged. His nurse was spending 4 hours a day with him 3 days a week, and now he is getting married to the nurse. He has new kidneys, has regained his hearing, and has regained some of his sight, and his ex wife is doing 30 years in jail. A 22 year old Connecticut man got drunk, broke into a trailer to sleep, and saw a riding lawnmower inside of the trailer. He took the lawnmower to his parentâs house and mowed their lawn at 3 AM, abandoned the lawnmower, and went to sleep. Surveillance videos caught the whole act on tape and he is facing multiple charges.
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7:15 AM: Book of records. Who has lost the most weight? Our own Alex Franco has lost 70 pounds, which is very impressive. Everyone who called in had lost over 100 pounds, but the winner was Debra from Georgetown who lost 140 pounds. You can see her amazing before and after pictures by going to Mix947.com and clicking on the âBook of Recordsâ flipper.
7:25 AM: The loser line was full of messages this morning from lots of losers. Â The # is 366-2088 if you want to give it out to any guys who are bugging you for your number when youâre out and about.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. : Osama Bin Laden has been killed, and last night President Obama gave an address to the country to announce it. On the morning on April 29 they put the plan into place, and Sunday morning Obama gave the troops the go ahead to storm the house Bin Laden was hiding in, and he was killed. He was in a compound in an affluent suburb hiding in a million dollar home, which is where he was killed. President Obama had a good weekend, huh? The White House correspondentâs dinner was also this weekend, and Donald Trump was in the audience. He told a lot of jokes knocking Trump.
7:45 AM: Alex is going to watch Ghost.
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8:10 AM: Headlines that donât make âthe 4 thingsâ. A study has come out that found that left handed people are far less brave than right handed people. A man with the twitter account @reallyvirtual live tweeted the American take over of Bin Ladenâs compound and killing of him without really even knowing it. Go check out his page to see his moment to moment account of what was going on. www.twitter.com/reallyvirtual
8:23 AM: Against what weâre supposed to play on our radio station, we play some Toby Keith âAngry Americanâ  this morning in honor of all our armed forces and the team of Navy SEALS who took Bin Laden down. We heard from Will in Ft. Hood and Amy in Ft. Hood who are both feeling great today and are filled with pride for America.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Osama Bin Laden has been killed, and last night President Obama gave an address to the country to announce it. On the morning on April 29 they put the plan into place, and Sunday morning Obama gave the troops the go ahead to storm the house Bin Laden was hiding in, and he was killed. He was in a compound in an affluent suburb hiding in a million dollar home, which is where he was killed. His body was dumped in a sea, but they arenât saying where. The team that took him down is called âSeal Team 6â and itâs a team where you can not apply, but are recruited. Mariah Carey gave birth to twins on her wedding anniversary this weekend.  The list of the top 5 most useless college degrees has come out. 5) Fashion 4) Advertising 3) Agriculture 2) Horticulture 1) Journalism.
8:45 AM: The loser line was full of messages this morning from lots of losers. Â The # is 366-2088 if you want to give it out to any guys who are bugging you for your number when youâre out and about.
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9:15 AM: Obama had quite a weekend. First, he had the White House Correspondentâs dinner in which he made fun of Donald Trump quite a bit. Then Sunday morning he got in a round of golf, and late Sunday night he announced that the U.S. operation to kill Osama Bin Laden was successful. JB wonders if he and Michelle had sex as well, to make it the perfect weekend.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Osama Bin Laden has been killed, and last night President Obama gave an address to the country to announce it. On the morning on April 29 they put the plan into place, and Sunday morning Obama gave the troops the go ahead to storm the house Bin Laden was hiding in, and he was killed. He was in a compound in an affluent suburb hiding in a million dollar home, which is where he was killed. His body was dumped in a sea, but they arenât saying where. The team that took him down is called âSeal Team 6â and itâs a team where you can not apply, but are recruited. There are adding celebrity advisors to the show The Voice on NBC. Reba McEntire will be with Blake Shelton, Monica will be with Cee-lo, Sia will be with Christina Aguilera, and producer Adam Blackstone will be with Adam.
6:00 AM: Sandy got out on the lake for the first time last night, and even got into the water. He had a lot of fun and hope there is rain soon as the lake is very low.  An Afghan man opened fire in a Kabul airport yesterday killing 8 American troops and their captains. Donald Trump said he is very proud of himself in doing something that no one else has been able to accomplish. This is in reference to his continual nagging about President Obama not releasing his birth certificate publicly. The President released the long form birth certificate yesterday. Tornadoes killed 72 people in 4 states yesterday, and 58 people in Alabama alone. Tonight the NFL Draft starts, so women be prepared to lose your husbands for the next 2 nights. Kate Hudson and Matthew Bellamy are engaged and expecting a child together. A man accidentally drove off the Grand Canyon in his car, managed to climb out, and has no life threatening injuries at all. A 29 year old man spent 6 hours in a dentistâs chair to get pictures of Prince William and Kate tattooed on his teeth.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Charles and Dianaâs wedding was held in St Paulâs Cathedral rather than Westminster Abbey because it held more guests. William and Kateâs engagement is 8 days longer than Charles and Dianaâs was. Â It took Diana 3 and a half minutes to walk down the aisle, and her train was 25 feet long, Kate is 9 years older than Diana was when she got married. William in 4 years younger than Charles was when he got married. Charles used his ceremonial sword when he sliced the wedding cake, and there were 26 extra cakes to feed all of the guests in attendance.
6:25 AM: Alex parked like a jerk today according to Sandy. He pulled forward when he parked and took up two spots because yesterday someone pulled too close to his car and scratched his bumper with their license plate holder. So today he parked that way in an attempt to not have the same guy park by him.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 173 people across 5 states have been reported dead because of the tornadoes. Steve Jobs yesterday spoke out about the rumors that iPhones track everywhere you go in a database. He said that yes, Apple has made mistakes in how they track locations, but iPhone and iPads do not track the locations of their customers. He ill offer them a software download in a couple of weeks to fix the issue. Â Dell Childrenâs Medical Center is warning parents to be smart about what medicines they are giving their children. Parents have been accidentally giving children amoxilina (a diet supplement) thinking its amoxicillin, and itâs put many children in the hospital. They want to remind people that antibiotics are only available via prescription and not available over the counter. Â Daniel Radcliffe head that JK Rowling was thinking about writing more Harry Potter books, and he texted her and told her to please stop writing them. She is going to honor his request, and not write any more of them.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Jessica Alba (30), Penelope Cruz (37), Bridget Monyahan, and Jay Leno (61). Headlines that donât make the â4 thingsâ. A 30 year old woman in Florida is on trial for trying to hire a hit man to kill her husband. Her alibi is that she was doing it to get attention in trying to get her own reality TV show.  A woman named Jane in Scotland couldnât figure out why her belly looked big. She tried for a year to lose weight, but her belly looked like she was pregnant with twins.  After a year she finally went to a doctor and found out she had a 21 pound cyst on her ovary, and it was surgically removed before the cancer spread. In Buffalo New York a man robbed The Anchor bar, was arrested, and was handcuffed to a chair in the police station. He then escaped from the police station with the chair still attached to his arm. He was caught a few days later and had already figured out how to free himself from the chair.
6:55 AM: Â Weirdest things fought over in celebrity divorces. When Dennis Hopper was on his death bed, he was going through his divorce. His wife sent a legal document to him claiming she wanted the flowing things back; her butcher block, her exercise bike, her juicer, rose bushes, and asparagus tongs. Â Denise Richards sent
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7:05 AM: Book of recordsâwho has had the cheapest wedding? We got a lot of great calls. Rayâs wedding was $5,000, Ericaâs daughter had a wedding for $485, and Scottâs wedding was $123. The winner was Doreen from Maxwell Texas whose wedding in 1979 was only $102 and included a cake and a bottle of tequila. She is still married to the same man after all these years.
7:25 AM:Â Ways to lose weight in just 10 seconds according to the TV show The Doctors. 1) Ruin your appetite by chugging two glasses of water right before a meal. 2) Sign up for a 5k race. You are more likely to maintain a regiment if youâre planning for an upcoming race. 3) Eat chili peppers to boost your metabolism 4) The average American eats about 20 teaspoons of added sugar a day, so cut that out.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 173 people across 5 states have been reported dead because of the tornadoes. President Obama will be on Oprah on Monday talking about the birth certificate. There is a new screening test that possibly could detect signs of autism in children as young as 1 year old. Â An 18 month old has signed a pro soccer contract. He has been signed to a Dutch team after a video of him kicking a ball into his toy box has been posted on You Tube.
7:45 AM: Alex went to Rundberg and Parkville and asked the people in that neighborhood how they felt about the royal wedding. He first asked them if they knew who William and Kate were, and none of them did. He asked if they were planning on watching the wedding, and none of them were planning to.
7:50 AM: JB asked his wife if she thinks she trained him over the years.  She doesnât think she has been able to train him on anything. She likes that he dresses well and wears nice jeans. She has tried to train him on not leaving all the cabinet doors open, but he hasnât picked up on it. She also says he sometimes gets pee on the floor, and sheâd like to train him not to do that.  She also would like to train him to give her a massage everyday and he said maybe heâll do it if it leads to sex.
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8:15 AM: What did your marriage survive?
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The death toll in the South keeps rising and rising as the morning goes on because of the tornadoes. Steve Jobs yesterday spoke out about the rumors that iPhones track everywhere you go in a database. He said that yes, Apple has made mistakes in how they track locations, but iPhone and iPads do not track the locations of their customers. He ill offer them a software download in a couple of weeks to fix the issue. Â A man is on trial for stealing a 99 cent hot dog. He ate it while he shopped in the store, forgot to pay, and offered to pay for it when confronted. They took this to trial in court, and the jury didnât charge him on anything. Kate Hudson is engaged to Matthew Bellamy.
8:40 AM: Names that are most likely to give you success. Â Most male CEOâs are named Peter. Others are Bob, Jack, Bruce, and Fred. For women itâs; Deborah. Others are Sally, Cynthia, and Carolyn. Most salespeople have 4 letter names, engineers have 6 letter names, and restaurant owners are the ones with the longest names.
8:55 AM: Replay--- Alex went to Rundberg and Parkville and asked the people in that neighborhood how they felt about the royal wedding. He first asked them if they knew who William and Kate were, and none of them did. He asked if they were planning on watching the wedding, and none of them were planning to.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Violet Crown Cinema opens downtown tomorrow and Urban Outfitters will open a location soon near the W Hotel. Â Donald Trump said he is very proud of himself in doing something that no one else has been able to accomplish. This is in reference to his continual nagging about President Obama not releasing his birth certificate publicly. The President released the long form birth certificate yesterday. Steven Tyler admitted yesterday that in 1998 he almost left Aerosmith to be in Led Zeppelin. Â The man who has called the Kentucky Derby for the last 13 years has retired because it was too stressful for him.
9:45 AM: On the show tomorrowâAlexâs review of The Godfather, The Week in Review, and so much more!
6:00 AM: JB thinks that The Voice is a great new show. It debuted last night and he says itâs so good that it makes American Idol look sleepy and the Idol judges look arrogant. Lindsay Lohan was on The Tonight Show last night and Jay Leno asked her what she wants to change about herself. She said she wants to chance the publicâs perception of her, and win an Oscar someday. Last night on The Voice, the big stand out was Javier who did a great cover of Cyndi Lauperâs âTime After Timeâ. CNN is now confirming and standing by the fact that President Obama is a citizen of the United States and was born here. Katie Couric confirmed yesterday that she is leaving the CBS evening news. A hacker has gotten into the Playstation network and userâs credit card information may be compromised. Last night Chris Jerrico was kicked off Dancing with the Stars.
6:15 AM: The most interesting/weirdest drive through places in the U.S. Compton California has a drive-thru funeral home. In Delmont Pennsylvania there is a strip club where you can watch strippers through the window for $10. There is a Church in Michigan that has drive thru prayer services. There are drive through daiquiri stands in Louisiana and Texas. In Schulenburg Texas there is the double shot liquor and gun store where you can get booze and guns through a drive through window.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The winner of the Alfac duck contest has been chosen and a 36 year old sales manager named Daniel won. There may be a utility increase soon, which would add around $12 per bill, and if itâs approved it will go into effect January 2012. Texas schools are working towards creating a law to prevent bullying in schools.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Sheena Easton (52), Ace Frehley from KISS (60), and Kate Pearson (63). Â Headlines that donât make the 4 things; todayâs men arenât even close to being as handy around the home as they were 40 years ago. 70% of men back then confidently could handle a do it yourself project, but now only 40% of men can do it. At this rate, they say by 2048 there will be no men who can handle a project at home. A survey found that PC people tend to be 35-49 and Mac people tend to be 18-34. PC people are 23% more likely to say they never throw parties. Mac people are 80% more likely to be a vegetarian than PC users. The most popular TV channels for Mac users; Bravo, Showtime, and HBO.
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7:15 AM:Â Book of records. Who has the car with the most miles on it? The winner was Eli who drives a 1988 Chevy 1500 with a whopping 350,997 miles on it. Coming in a close second is Burt who drives a 96 Geo Metro with 343,000 miles on it. Pretty amazing stats!
7:25 AM: The #1 way to motivate employees is to feed them, according to a new study by Staples. Â We all agree, and think itâs a great idea. It makes sense for a lot of reasons, but we think itâs good because itâd keep your employees in the building and keep them from taking 2 hour lunch breaks and disappearing in the middle of the day.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Lindsay Lohan was on The Tonight Show last night and Jay Leno asked her what she wants to change about herself. She said she wants to chance the publicâs perception of her, and win an Oscar someday. Last night on The Voice, the big stand out was Javier who did a great cover of Cyndi Lauperâs âTime After Timeâ. One of the Austin contestants was shown last night and his name is Tje Austin.  Last night Chris Jerrico was kicked off Dancing with the Stars.
7:45 AM: Sandy doesnât âgetâ The Dave Matthews Band, and Alex makes a play at trying to get Sandy to change his mind and âgetâ why they are so great. Alex has seen him 19 times and says they are the best for so many reasons. Sara also chimes in, saying they are the ultimate summer band
7:55 AM: In a survey of moms, the top three things they want this year for Motherâs Day are; something homemade, a giftcard, or a day at the spa. 32% of them want a family meal out for Motherâs Day where they donât have to cook or clean up.
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8:10 AM: How did you accidentally end up naked on the internet? Sandy took a picture of his daughter on his cell phone to send to his parents, and right before he sent it , he realized that his wife Tricia was naked in the background of the picture. We got a call from a woman who took a dirty pic and sent it to her husband. She met up with him for lunch and was so upset he didnât even mention it. When she asked him he said heâd never gotten it. It turned out that she accidentally sent it to his work email and he opened it on his work computer the next day.
8:30 AM: The White House has released President Obamaâs birth certificate because Donald Trump has been making suck a ruckus about it. The winner of the Alfac duck contest has been chosen and a 36 year old sales manager named Daniel won. Donnie Wahlberg re-tweeted a link on Twitter about a girl looking for a kidney donor. The local hospital sheâs at was inundated with offers, and the girl will get her new kidney in June. Arnold Schwarzenegger is trying to get another Terminator movie in the works.
8:40 AM: Maddox Jolie Pitt calls from London. He is there for the Royal Wedding and wanted to check in with us. He said heâs DJing the reception and that there will a dollar dance, because it his country âa dolla will make ya hollaâ. He said heâs been chewing on Oreo cookies and not brushing his teeth to fit in with the Brits, and he was slightly unnerved by getting picked up at the airport by George Michael.
8:45 AM: Whatâs the deal with ________? Sandy wants to know what the deal is with the people riding the really tall bicycles around town where they are 10-12 feet off the ground. JB doesnât know where the trend started or what youâd even call those bikes, but he knows they are made by welding two bikes on top of each other and running and extra long bike chain through the gears.
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9:15 AM: Replay from earlier-- Book of records. Who has the car with the most miles on it? The winner was Eli who drives a 1988 Chevy 1500 with a whopping 350,997 miles on it. Coming in a close second is Burt who drives a 96 Geo Metro with 343,000 miles on it. Pretty amazing stats!
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The girl who played Cherry on Punky Brewster is now 35 and is going to pose for Playboy. Women have surpassed men in college degrees, but still are behind men in what they make in salary. Chris Jerico was kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night.
6:00 AM: Sandyâs daughter did an Easter egg hunt yesterday and Sandy laughed because his wife got a little competitive during the hunt. They also dyed eggs, but Landry was only interested in it for about 90 seconds. Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 125 days in jail for violating her probation on Friday. She also has to do 45 hours of community service, and the theft of the necklace which she has not been tried for has been knocked down from a felony to a misdemeanor. A tornado hit St. Louis on Friday and luckily there were no deaths. However, there was a lot of damage to homes and property. There is a rumor that Emma Watson is transferring from Brown University to another school in the fall because she is being bullied. The NY Times ran a personality profile over the weekend of the Long Island serial killer, and they said most likely itâs a man in his mid 20âs to mid 40âs, who is married or has a girlfriend, he is smart, articulate, has a job, and likely lives near the parkway where the bodies are being found.  The Royal Wedding is on Friday and it will cost $34 million dollars, and $32 million of that money is just for security. Â
6:15 AM: 10 things you need to know about a guy by the time your first date is over. If he is gainfully employed, if he is cheap, if you have at least one thing in common, if he talks about himself the whole time, if he is funny or not, if he is smart or not, if heâs insecure, if he has a kid, if he is genuinely interested in you, and if he is polite.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Simon Cowell has picked his judges for The X Factor according to rumors. The rumored judges are Paula Abdul and Sheryl Cole. Paul Reiser had a new show come out on NBC called The Paul Reiser Show and he only got 2 episodes before being cancelled. Charlie Sheen got dumped via text message by one of his goddesses. The City of Austin has announced burn bans and smoking bans in greenbelts and parks.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Tim Duncan (35), Jason Lee (41), Renee Zellweger (42), Joe Buck (42), and Al Pacino (71). Headlines that donât make the 4 things. LAPD arrested a man for driving with a suspended license and they photographed all of his tattoos.  He had a tattoo on his chest of a liquor store murder he had committed, down to every detail from the crime scene. They got him to confess by putting an undercover cop in the cell with him posing as a criminal. He will face 65 years to life now that heâs been caught. A group of parents have decided that piñatas are too violent, saying that if itâs ok to hit Dora the explorer with a bat, what would stop them from hitting a human with a bat? Theyâve created the âno hitâ piñata that splits open with the pull of a string.
6:55 AM: Whatâs in the box? Today Sara and Cass had to reach into the box and what was in there felt so gross to them. It was cold, kind of grainy, and wet. Luckily, it was just watermelon, because Cass reached in and took a bite.
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7:05 AM: Book of records. Who got the biggest speeding ticket? The âwinnerâ was Jordan in Austin, who was going 140 in a 65 driving a Chevy Monza and racing a Mustang from RR to Austin on I-35.
7:20 AM: Adopt JB and Sandy was a month long contest where people had to get pictures of a cut out of JB and Sandy in different places and with different people for points. The winner with 117,900 points is Jordan Gobel, who is getting married May 18th in St. Thomas. He got a picture with Colt McCoy, which was pretty cool. He got the cut out on TV, which was worth a lot of points, and he also got a picture of them in the newspaper which also earned him a lot of points. He got a picture with Brad Womack as well, which impressed us. He saw Bradâs brother at Starbucks and he called him about 10 minutes later to come take a picture with Brad at his bar that morning. Â
7:27 AM: The loser line was full of some great messages this weekend. It surprised us that so many people were out and out this Easter weekend. Â There were some funny calls, including a guy who called twice telling the woman he really wanted her to be in his 2 person kayak with him this weekend.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. LeeAnn Rimes got married this weekend to Eddie Cibrian, the man who she cheated on her husband with. She said she cheated because she was never taught not to cheat. Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 125 days in jail for violating her probation on Friday. She also has to do 45 hours of community service, and the theft of the necklace which she has not been tried for has been knocked down from a felony to a misdemeanor. A tornado hit St. Louis on Friday and luckily there were no deaths. However, there was a lot of damage to homes and property. There is a rumor that Emma Watson is transferring from Brown University to another school in the fall because she is being bullied.
7:45 AM: A gameâRaleigh (JBâs daughter) reads off signs as she sees them and you have to guess what part of town she is in. Today is was 1825 in Pflugerville.
7:51 AM: Are you related to someone famous? Sandyâs friend is related to Vern Lundquist. We talked to listeners who were related to Eli and Peyton Manning, Amand Green, Jamie Foxx, Pearl Buck, Aaron Spelling, and Chuck Norris.
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8:10 AM: A listener named Sandy has lived in Texas for 30 years and teaching in Leander, but she is moving back home to Montana and wanted to say goodbye. Â The good thing is another listener just moved to Texas from Montana, so we consider it an even trade! We hate to see listeners go, but love getting new ones.
8:18 AM: The most popular car colors. San Francisco is white, The Midwest is red, New York is silver, Texas is blue and silver, and DC/Philly/Pittsburgh is green.
8:25 AM: The loser line was full of some great messages this weekend. It surprised us that so many people were out and out this Easter weekend. Â There were some funny calls, including a guy who called twice telling the woman he really wanted her to be in his 2 person kayak with him this weekend.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A tornado hit St. Louis on Friday and luckily there were no deaths. However, there was a lot of damage to homes and property. There is a rumor that Emma Watson is transferring from Brown University to another school in the fall because she is being bullied. The NY Times ran a personality profile over the weekend of the Long Island serial killer, and they said most likely itâs a man in his mid 20âs to mid 40âs, who is married or has a girlfriend, he is smart, articulate, has a job, and likely lives near the parkway where the bodies are being found. Â The Royal Wedding is on Friday and it will cost $34 million dollars, and $32 million of that money is just for security. Â
8:45 AM: Â Whatâs the theme? YMCA by The village People, Macarena by Los Del Rio, and Candle in the Wind by Elton John. The theme is all of them have sold over 10 million records, and the club theyâre in is pretty small. Other songs in this club include; white Christmas, rock around the clock, everything I do I do it for you, My heart will go on, and I will always love you.
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9:15 AM: Adopt JB and Sandy was a month long contest where people had to get pictures of a cut out of JB and Sandy in different places and with different people for points. The winner with 117,900 points is Jordan Gobel, who is getting married May 18th in St. Thomas. He got a picture with Colt McCoy, which was pretty cool. He got the cut out on TV, which was worth a lot of points, and he also got a picture of them in the newspaper which also earned him a lot of points. He got a picture with Brad Womack as well, which impressed us. He saw Bradâs brother at Starbucks and he called him about 10 minutes later to come take a picture with Brad at his bar that morning. Â
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Charlie Sheen got dumped via text message by one of his goddesses. Â Lindsay Lohan was sentenced to 125 days in jail for violating her probation on Friday. She also has to do 45 hours of community service, and the theft of the necklace which she has not been tried for has been knocked down from a felony to a misdemeanor. The NY Times ran a personality profile over the weekend of the Long Island serial killer, and they said most likely itâs a man in his mid 20âs to mid 40âs, who is married or has a girlfriend, he is smart, articulate, has a job as a landscaper, fisherman, or contractor, and likely lives near the parkway where the bodies are being found. Â Gabrielle Giffords will see her husband launched into space this weekend.
6:00 AM: Mattel was trying to claim they owned the rights to Bratz dolls, but in court the judge ruled that Mattel was in the wrong and awarded the maker of Bratz 88 million dollars.
6:15 AM: Sara makes her relationship âfacebook officialâ live on KEYE. Itâs been about 5 weeks, so she figured itâs time and since sheâs only had one other boyfriend in her life, what better way to do it than live on TV? We are happy for her, even if the guys think her new boyfriend looks like Jeffrey Dahmer.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Stefano was kicked off American Idol last night and next week theyâll sing Carole King songs. Apple is coming out with a cloud to compete with Amazon, and they have the blessing for the 4 biggest music labels. James Frey is returning to Oprah to talk about their big blow out and what his life has been life since their incident. A 26 year old computer hacker from Georgia stole 675,000 credit card accounts and has been stealing numbers for almost a decade. He personally earned more than $100,000 by selling account information at $20 a pop.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Sheri Shepherd (44), Peter Frampton (61), Jack Nicholson (74), and Glen Campbell (75). A study shows that hand sanitizers are not as good for us as we think, not killing certain flus and viruses. The key is washing your hands in warm, soapy water for 20 seconds. Alexâs tip is to sing Happy Birthday while washing to make sure youâve scrubbed long enough.
6:55 AM: Cassidayâs tweet-end guide for the weekend; Cass tells us where you can get a free tree, polo shirts for $6, the best Easter brunches, and more. Check out her blog for all the details.
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7:05 AM: Water for Elephants is out this week, and Cecily says itâs pretty good. She gives it a C+, because itâs not amazing, but not bad. Disneyâs African Cats is out this week, and Samuel L Jackson narrates it. Cecily says itâs great and good for the whole family. Tyler Perryâs new Madea movie is also out, and Cecily is glad they donât do any press screenings of it, so she doesnât have to sit through it.
7:11 AM: Book of records. Which listener has the most pets? The winner was Debbie from Garfield, who said she had âprobably 40 or 50 petsâ, including a goose named Mr. Pooh and a goat named Topper, who is the unofficial mascot of St. Edwards University.
7:20 AM: The week in review.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Several fire departments are on the scene of a wild fire in Wimberly right now, and they are doing air drops to try and put it out. Lindsay Lohan tried to get out of court today, reminding the judge it is Good Friday, but that method didnât work for her. Stefano was kicked off American Idol last night and next week theyâll sing Carole King songs. Weekly goldfish races at a bar in Tacoma have been cancelled because animal rights activists complained about it. Jim Carrey will be in the season finale of The Office.
7:45 AM: I donât care, I just love this song! We each picked a song we love no matter what anybody says. Cassiday chose Workin for the Weekend by Loverboy, Sara chose Not a Girl, not yet a woman by Britney Spears, Sandy chose Party in the USA by Miley Cyrus, JB chose the iCarly theme song, and Alex chose Letâs Hear it for the Boy from the Footloose Soundtrack.
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8:10 AM: Headlines. Wednesday in Oakland California a prostitute solicited an undercover police officer and she was arrested. She told the police officer she needed to go back to her car because she left her one month old twins in the back seat of her car. She also had left a 3, 4, and 5 year old home alone while she was out âworkingâ. A British woman was on vacation in Florida and saw a 16 month old baby hanging onto the ledge of a balcony many stories up. She ran under and caught the baby before it hit the ground, and the baby is ok.
8:20 AM: 80âs Rock Megamix for your Friday commute to work! Enjoy it!
8:30 AM:Â Several fire departments are on the scene of a wild fire in Wimberly right now, and they are doing air drops to try and put it out. Governor Perry has asked people to pray for rain as we are in dire need of rain to put out these wildfires. . Apple is coming out with a cloud to compete with Amazon, and they have the blessing for the 4 biggest music labels. James Frey is returning to Oprah to talk about their big blow out and what his life has been life since their incident.
6:00 AM: Last night Sandy and his wife celebrated their 3rd wedding anniversary, but he didnât âget luckyâ at the end of the night which disappoints JB. A Texas interviewer was interviewing President Obama and it didnât go well. He kept cutting off Obama and asking him questions that he shouldnât have. At the end of the interview Obama said âwhy donât you let me finish my questions next timeâ. 2,700 gallons of gasoline spilled in Sun City yesterday after a tanker carrying it to a gas station ripped a hole in the side of the tank. A kindergartener brought a loaded gun to school yesterday in Houston, and it fell from his pocket, discharged, and injured 3 children. Charlie Sheen had his custody hearing yesterday for his twins. Brooke Mueller left the courtroom smiling, and Charlie said during his stage how that night that he had a bad day, so itâs assumed he lost the custody battle. NASAâs next to last space shuttle missing is set to begin next week. The Black Eyed Peas are starting a school in NYC where kids age 13-19 can learn video and audio production.
6:20 AM: The list of the most and least stressful jobs. Least stressful; Audiologist, dietician, software engineer, computer programmer, dental hygienist, speech pathologist, philosopher, mathematician, occupational therapist, and chiropractor. The most stressful are; Real estate agent ,stock broker, architect, advertising account executive, newscaster, photojournalist, senior corporate executive, PR executive, and the #1 most stressful job is commercial airline pilot.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. McDonalds had their national hiring day yesterday and they hired about 4,000 workers in the state of Texas. The Government is considering taking away tax free weekend because it would save the state about 100 million dollars. Dancing with the Stars kicked off Petra Nimkova last night. The area total burned by the wild fires in Texas is as large as the entire state of Rhode Island.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to Joey Lawrence is 35 and Carmen Electra is 39. A woman stole her future father in lawâs credit card and used it 55 times. She pled guilty to using it, and had to pay restitution. The Mayor of Florence Italy is not happy the cast of the Jersey Shore is coming soon. He says they can not be filmed in bars or clubs that serve alcohol, they canât be filmed drinking in public, the show will not be filmed to promote Florence as a drinking town, and they should be filmed in a manner to promote Italyâs culture and good food.
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7:15 AM: Book of records. Who listening has the most debt (not including car loans and mortgage). The calls we got all included some huge numbers, but the winner was âJaneâ from Austin, who has $280,000 in debt. The interesting thing is not one cent of that debt is credit card debt. Itâs ALL student loan debt, because she went to a private medical school in Arizona.
7:20 AM: This Saturday all P Terryâs locations are donating 100% of their profits to The Boys and Girls Club of Austin. Go out and eat there and know your money is going to a great cause!
7:25 AM: Grandma Shook. Sara asked Grandma Shook what she wished she could have done in her youth. She said she would have loved to lead cooking demonstrations, design clothing, or make hats. Grandma made her own wedding dress for about $50 and she also made hats. Sara asked Grandma about how her âman friendâ Charlie was doing. She says when he likes what she has on; he checks her out and looks her up and down. Charlie is 90 and still has a âlittle bit of devilâ in him, according to Grandma.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Today marks the one year anniversary of the BP oil leak starting. Lady Gaga just said in an interview that she is the new John Lennon. Charlie Sheen had his custody hearing yesterday for his twins. Brooke Mueller left the courtroom smiling, and Charlie said during his stage how that night that he had a bad day, so itâs assumed he lost the custody battle. A new study has come out that says CEOâs earn 343 times more than the typical workers in each company.
7:45 AM:Â JB sat his wife down and asked her if she still thinks he is funny after all these years. We have a theory that wives of funny men eventually donât find them funny anymore. She said that his humor was a big reason that she fell in love with him, but 16 years later heâs sometimes funny and sometimes not. She says when he makes the same jokes heâs been making since they got together, she does not find them funny, but the new jokes are funny to her.
7:55 AM: Whatâs the theme? Happy 4/20 everyoneâ¦todayâs songs were âLast Dance With Mary Janeâ, âPuff the Magic Dragonâ and âPass the Duchieâ.
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8:25 AM: We talk to Peggy who is pissed because her ex husbandâs wife bought Peggyâs 10 year old daughter her first bra. Peggy feels like the step mom stole that âmomentâ from her, and that itâs a very big deal to her. She wants to know if sheâs justified in her feeling, and we pretty much think that she is.
8:35 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. New airline rules will go into effect on August 23, including paying people if theyâre bumped off an overbooked flight, getting paid if your bag is lost, and not having to sit on a runway for more than 4 hours. McDonalds had their national hiring day yesterday and they hired about 4,000 workers in the state of Texas. Debbie Gibson and Tiffany are going on tour together.
8:40 AM: Sandyâs rant. Sandy has a 2 year old daughter and there is something that is driving him nuts. He says every time he goes out in public, he is asked âwhen is the next one dueâ and âare you trying to have another oneâ. He wants people to stop asking him; he says itâs no oneâs business but his and his wifeâs.
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9:05 AM: Replay-- JB sat his wife down and asked her if she still thinks he is funny after all these years. We have a theory that wives of funny men eventually donât find them funny anymore. She said that his humor was a big reason that she fell in love with him, but 16 years later heâs sometimes funny and sometimes not. She says when he makes the same jokes heâs been making since they got together, she does not find them funny, but the new jokes are funny to her.
9:30 AM: Betty Cross and Jason Wheeler from KEYEâs 4 pm show âAustin Liveâ visit to talk about their show, Party for the Planet, and more.
6:00 AM: Today is Sandy and his wife Triciaâs 3 year wedding anniversary. He got her an iPad for her gift, and he won it at a charity auction. The Chase bank at Parmer and McNeil was robbed yesterday by a man in a fedora. He is a white male, average build, 5â8 and believed to be around 40 years old. The Obama family filed their taxes yesterday and in 2010 they made $1.73 million dollars. The salary he earns for being the POTUS is $400,000 and this year in taxes they paid $453,000, but will get a return. The Bidens made $379,000 and owe a little over $7,000 in taxes. The 2012 VW Beatle came out yesterday and is a sportier, sleeker version. The man who started the fire in Oak Hill was arrested and he is 60 year old homeless man Michael Weathers.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Tangled is the first Disney movie to have a white princess in 19 years (the last one was Belle in Beauty and The Beast). The word frigginâ dates back to medieval English and was as bad as the âfâ word. 2/3 of wolves are killed in territorial battles with other packs. Wilford Brimley was a ranch hand, blacksmith, and bodyguard (to Howard Hughes) before becoming an actor. 1% of all electricity used in the U.S. is for growing marijuana indoors. Youâd have to have a layer of fat 2 feet thick to stop a bullet.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Chase bank at Parmer and McNeil was robbed yesterday by a man in a fedora. He is a white male, average build, 5â8 and believed to be around 40 years old. In honor of Earth month, if you have a broken apple product, you can send it to eBay for some money. Â The Kings of Leon feud with Glee is over. Ryan Murphy who is the creator of Glee, had lashed out on the band for not letting Glee use their song in the show. Murphy has apologized to the band, and says that he overreacted. A study has found that we are happiest at 25 years old and 69 years old and we are the most miserable in middle age.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Maria Sharipova (24), James Franco (33), Kate Hudson, and Ashley Judd (43). A 22 year old man in England has a thing for watching women use the bathroom. He dressed up as a mannequin and hid inside of a restroom stall in the restroom. When women were using the restroom, he would try to videotape them under the stall. It didnât take very long for 3 women to complain and he was caught. Three years ago Brian and Dorothy McGurk got divorced, and the judge rules he needed to pay her alimony of $855 a month for the rest of her life because she was in a car accident that left her too injured to work. Brian was searching online and found that she was not too injured to work after all, but she was a belly dancer at night. She had to pay all 3 years of the alimony back and pay Brian $5,000 plus interest for his attorney fees. They gave the home back to Brian as well. Â
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7:05 AM: Â Book of recordsâwhat woman has birthed the most children? The winner has birthed 7 kids!
7:28 AM: Google trends- The Beatle, Nicholas Cage, soap operas, and Passover are the big topics being searched on google right now. Sara hit the streets to see if people in Austin
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Obama family filed their taxes yesterday and in 2010 they made $1.73 million dollars. The salary he earns for being the POTUS is $400,000 and this year in taxes they paid $453,000, but will get a return. The Bidens made $379,000 and owe a little over $7,000 in taxes. There is a new extreme sport and its âextreme ironingâ. You can see the videos on Saraâs blog, and it includes people ironing clothes in exotic locations.
7:45 AM: After a decade of razzing, Alex finally sat down and watched Forrest Gump. He hates to admit it, but he LOVED it. He got choked up on a few scenes and really is glad he sat down and watched it from beginning to end.
7:55 AM: Bon Qui Qui is a funny old sketch from Mad TV, and the sketch has lived on thanks to YouTube. JBâs daughter Raleigh is obsessed with the video, and she is trying to memorize it. JB caught her on tape reciting some of the lines and she does a great job with it!
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8:05 AM: Headlines that donât make Saraâs â4 thingsâ.
8:20 AM: Sandyâs pet peeve is when someone tells him the same story over and over again. He and JB have a system where they hold up a peace sign meaning âsecond time Iâve heard thisâ and the person telling the story gets the hint. Sandy needs suggestions and our listeners gave some good advice. Finish the story for them, or say âI remember this storyâ. Finish the story but add in your own personal twist like âand then the aliens invadedâ. Tell them âthatâs my favorite story you tellâ.Â
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The wildfire in Oak Hill has been put out, but the city wants to up its readiness in case something like this happens again. APD are now visiting homeless camps to make sure they know there is a burn ban in effect. The Chase bank at Parmer and McNeil was robbed yesterday by a man in a fedora. He is a white male, average build, 5â8 and believed to be around 40 years old. In honor of Earth month, if you have a broken apple product, you can send it to eBay for some money. Â A group of guys are raising money to try and send M Night Shamalan to film school because his recent movies have been so horrible.
8:45 AM: Updatesâsomeone wrote in and wanted to know how Grandma Shook is doing. Sara says she has her bad days and good days, but she is well and weâll hear from her on the show tomorrow. Someone else wanted to know what happened to Sandyâs dog he adopted. He and Tricia returned the dog and itâs been adopted by another family because they just werenât able to give it the attention it deserved. Another person remembers JB saying heâs against kids playing sports outside during the hot summers, so they wanted to know what made him change his mind and let Raleigh play softball this year. He said she really wanted to, and he is so glad she is. She loves playing the game, and he really enjoys watching her.
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9:30 AM: NBC has scaled back the coverage of the Royal Wedding because there is very little public interest in watching it. One of Charlie Sheenâs mistresses has left him, leaving him with one. An air traffic controller decided to watch a movie while he was working, and he decided to leave the volume on, so all of the planes flying in heard the audio from a Samuel L Jackson movie.
6:00 AM: A fire started in the âYâ area yesterday and it hit 18 homes. It was a brush fire that started the whole thing, and a man confessed to starting the fire. He is now in jail, and Governor Perry has reached out to President Obama asking him to declare Texas a disaster area. All taxes are dues today, and 45% of the U.S. population does not owe anything this year. The book 3 Cups of Tea is under scrutiny right now, as people are starting to uncover that the author is lying in the book and his statement that he has built schools in Pakistan is not fully true.
6:10 AM: Alex loves Nascar, and watched it all weekend. We donât âgetâ it, and he tries to explain to us how it all works and who won yesterday. He was watching the game at a sports bar for a good 5 hours yesterday, which made us wonder how his wife lets him go do that while sheâs home alone all day. He said she went running on Town Lake and grocery shopping.
6:15 AM: Sara found a video of girl doing animal sounds on command, and itâs pretty hilarious. There is a guy off camera who yells out different animals and she immediately starts doing an impression of their sound, and all of them are dead on.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Nicolas Cage was arrested over the weekend in New Orleans for domestic abuse. He was bailed out of jail by dog the Bounty Hunter. TLAC has started a new policy in which they will require people to go through an interview process before dropping off pets there. They want pets that already have homes to stay there, and hope this will help the problem. Air Traffic controllers will now get 9 hours in between shifts instead of the usual 8 in hopes they will have less trouble staying awake on the job. Lady Gagaâs new single is called âJudasâ and itâs upsetting religious people because there are religious themes in it.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday to America Ferrara (27), Kortney Kardashian, Eric Roberts, and Conan OâBrien. 52% of parents are supporting their children who are adults. 31% of mothers surveyed say they are supporting their adult child and hope they will be supporting themselves soon.
6:55 AM: Whatâs in the box? Today we made Sandy reach into the box, and at the suggestion of a junior listener, we put raw shucked oysters in the box. We sprayed the box with flowery air freshener so it would mask the fishy smell. Sandy had no idea what was in the box, even when he pulled one out and looked at it.
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7:05 AM: The Book of Listener Records. Today we searched for the tallest female listener. It was Kathy in Cedar Park who is 6â2.
7:20 AM: The Loser Line is a fun bit on Mondays. We give you a number to give out to annoying guys at the club over the weekend, and then on Monday we play the voicemails theyâve left. Today there were some funny ones, including the guy who was very confused because the number was already in his phone. We also got a call from a girl who had found the number in her boyfriendâs pocket.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Update on the Oak Hill firesâthey are only 50% contained as of this morning. A homeless man started the fire and he is now in jail because itâs a felony. The fire started at 1:30 and by 4 pm the fire had spread to about 100 acres. Governor Perry has reached out to President Obama asking him to declare Texas a disaster area. There have been 7,807 fires in Texas since the start of wild fire season this year. There is no rain on the forecast for another two months. . Nicolas Cage was arrested over the weekend in New Orleans for domestic abuse. He was bailed out of jail by dog the Bounty Hunter. George Michael has recorded Stevie Wonderâs song âYou and Iâ in honor of the royal wedding this week.
7:45 AM: Did Alex watch Forrest Gump? Two weeks ago we told Alex he needs to see Forrest Gump. He really seems to have no interest in watching it, and we canât understand why. We told him he had to watch it this weekend and report back to us today with his review of the movie. Well, now weâre just annoyed, because he didnât watch it this weekend. We told him to watch it today or he canât come to work tomorrow!
7:50 AM:Â Weekend highlights. Alex went to a party for a guy his wife knows through work, and the guy hired Alan Jackson to play the party. It was at the new ACL Moody Theatre, and Alex said it was a lot of fun. Saraâs was eating at Perlaâs with her new boyfriend and then having the Funky Monkey doughnut at Gordoughâs. Sandyâs was going to The Oasis with his wife, mother, aunt, mother in law, and his daughter. He said thankfully JB popped in so he could have another guy with him.
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8:10 AM: The most loyal coffee drinkers of all the chains in the world is Mc Donalds. The two things people are most reluctant to give up on Facebook are; details about their sex life and their salary.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
8:45 AM: The Loser Line is a fun bit on Mondays. We give you a number to give out to annoying guys at the club over the weekend, and then on Monday we play the voicemails theyâve left. Today there were some funny ones, including the guy who was very confused because the number was already in his phone. We also got a call from a girl who had found the number in her boyfriendâs pocket.
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9:15 AM: Replay-- The Book of Listener Records. Today we searched for the tallest female listener. It was Kathy in Cedar Park who is 6â2.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Oak Hill fire is now 100% contained as of 9:15 am this morning. The new Beetle came out today from Volkswagen. Las Vegas now has a naked pool called Naked where women wear bottoms only. Itâs in the Artisan Hotel Boutique. Nicolas Cage was arrested over the weekend in New Orleans for domestic abuse. He was bailed out of jail by dog the Bounty Hunter.
6:00 AM: Barry Bonds was accused of lying to a grand jury in 2003 when he denied knowingly taking steroids. He was found guilty yesterday on obstruction of justice, but the jury was unable to make a decision on 3 other counts. Kobe Bryant visibly called an NBA referee a gay slur on TV and he was fined $100,000. Joran Van Der Sloot has stabbed 3 fellow inmates at his Peruvian prison. He is also reported to be a frequent drug user who is frequently sent to solitary confinement. Joe Biden closed his eyes for a long time while a camera was on him (he fell asleep) during President Obama was giving an address.  In the news of the Long Island serial killer, they believe there may be 2 killers. There are no active suspects at this time, but they think it may be a white male between the ages of 25-40. The Discovery channel is making a channel aimed at men who make $150,000 or more per year, and the channel will be called Velocity. Â
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. 1 in 5 people earning eight figures get audited by the IRS. The top 1% of earners in the U.S pay 50% of the total income tax collected each year by the IRS. The top 5% of earners make up 70-80% of the income tax collected. 80% of people who use babysitters or housekeepers cheat on their taxes. Â The U.S. invented property tax, and England invented income tax. The 1040 EZ instructions are 33 pages long.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Catherine Zeta Jones has bipolar disorder and is seeking in patient treatment this week at a mental health facility. The house and legislation are meeting today to talk about making cuts in the budget. The top 8 in American Idol last night sang songs that have been in movie soundtracks. Â John Henderson is the oldest living UT football player, and heâs personally met every UT coach since he played except Coach Mack Brown. He finally met Coach Brown yesterday with his wife that he also met at UT.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Abagail Breslin (15), Sarah Michelle Gellar (34), Adrian Brody (38), Anthony Michael Hall (43), Brad Garrett (51), Pete Rose (70), and Loretta Lynn (79). There is new technology that is a chip that tracks where an item goes when it leaves. Hotels are starting to use these chips in their robes, towels, and other property. A hotel property in Hawaii was losing 4,000 items a month, and when they started using the chip, it went down to 750 items a month. It saved them $16,000 a month in theft losses. The average American works 8.5 hours a day, but the average person in Mexico works 10 hours a day. Mexico tops the list of hardest working countries. The lowest is the Belgians, who work only 7 hours a day.
6:55 AM: Â 8 mistakes guys make while dating online. Using old pictures of yourself. Posting a picture with no shirt on. Misrepresenting your height, weight, or wealth. Making yourself seem cooler than you really are. Showing yourself as needy. Being overly negative. Talking to the girl like youâd talk to one of your buddies.
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7:05 AM: Our favorite poor people food. Alexâs wife loves to do something that he says is âghettoâ. Â She eats butter tacos, which is butter on a tortilla. Sandy eats butter on saltine crackers, which is pretty ghetto too. We Got some great calls including; potato chip sandwiches, pork and bean sandwiches, sugar and butter on bread, and tuna in mac and cheese with peas and chips sprinkled on top.
7:15 AM: Today on Austin Live Sandy gets to be up close with a Blackhawk Helicopter and a Chinook Helicopter. They are in town for the Heroes Day Celebration at Camp Mabry. Â Alex is super jealous of this, and Sandy wanted to rub it in his face a little.
7:20 AM: The report on Saraâs dinner party last night. The guys were wrong about Sara. They thought her apartment would be dirty and gross and also thought sheâd be a bad cook. Boy, they were wrong! Sara has a very nice place, and she cooked a great meal. She made an Italian meal mostly from scratch and it was great. We live streamed the whole dinner on uStream and had about 50 people watching.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Ford is going to recall some F150âs soon for airbag deployment issues. An air traffic controller in Reno fell asleep on the job recently, and this is one incident of many this year. Catherine Zeta Jones has bipolar disorder and is seeking in patient treatment this week at a mental health facility.
7:45 AM: Why sleeping in separate beds can be good for you. Youâll sleep better, your sex life will get better, and youâll be able to deal better with opposite schedules. Â Sandy and his wife sleep in separate bedrooms and he thinks JB needs to try it. Last night JBâs wife said he was snoring so loud she had to go sleep in another room.
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8:10 AM: Is that creepy? A woman called in and after she got done sleeping with a guy and was still lying in bed, he sprayed her and the bed down with Febreeze. Â Also, every time she used the restroom, heâd go in immediately after her and wipe down the sink and toilet seat. YES, that is very creepy.
8:20 AM: JB and Sandy want to know if Alex and his wife are still together. They stopped by his place before they went to Saraâs last night and saw no signs of her. He says sheâs still living there and everything is good. He says she is busy at work, so thatâs why we havenât seen much of her lately.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Ford is going to recall some F150âs soon for airbag deployment issues. An air traffic controller in Reno fell asleep on the job recently, and this is one incident of many this year. Catherine Zeta Jones has bipolar disorder and is seeking in patient treatment this week at a mental health facility.
8:45 AM: The 3 types of friends to avoid if youâre dieting; the friend who hates to see you struggle, the friend who encourages you to cheat, and the friend who you used to eat unhealthy with in the past.
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9:15 AM: Replay-- Our favorite poor people food. Alexâs wife loves to do something that he says is âghettoâ. Â She eats butter tacos, which is butter on a tortilla. Sandy eats butter on saltine crackers, which is pretty ghetto too. We Got some great calls including; potato chip sandwiches, pork and bean sandwiches, sugar and butter on bread, and tuna in mac and cheese with peas and chips sprinkled on top.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Simon Cowell makes $208,000 a day. Donald Trump said at his roast that he is worth 7 billion dollars, but the smoking gun has found him to be the least generous billionaire in the United States as far as donating to charities. Â John Henderson is the oldest living UT football player, and heâs personally met every UT coach since he played except Coach Mack Brown. He finally met Coach Brown yesterday with his wife that he also met at UT.
6:00 AM: The circuit at the new Formula One Racing track in Austin will be called âCircuit of the Americasâ. We will also be getting a new convention center, trauma center, and outdoor live music venue. The project will cost 400 million dollars. Sugar Ray Leonard was kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night. Mubarak was hospitalized yesterday. The âI Heart Boobiesâ bracelets will be allowed in schools again, after many schools suspending students for wearing them to schools. Â Ebay and Paypal may be adding new jobs to Austin in the next 10 years. A couple in Colorado thought they won the lottery. They checked their numbers in the paper and the numbers matched. They told everyone they won the 4.3 million dollar jackpot, but it turns out the newspaper had mistakenly published the wrong numbers.
6:15 AM: Men 18-45 years old were surveyed about their internet use, and the findings are interesting. 89% said theyâd give up a toothbrush and toothpaste for a year if they could keep their internet access. 93% of them said theyâd give up drinking alcohol and eating at restaurants for a year if they could keep the internet. Only 35% of the men surveyed admitted using the internet to look at porn.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Oprah will end her show May 25th and 30 second commercials that run during the show will cost 1 million dollars. To put it into perspective; the Friends finale charged 2 million per commercial, Lost charged $900,000, and 24 charged $650,000. Schools in Texas may be getting some financial relief from the government. Lindsay Lohan may be cast in the mobster biopic Gotti the 3 Generations as Gottiâs daughter. John Travolta is playing John Gotti and Joe Pesci is playing his good friend.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Lou Bega (36), Ricky Schroeder (41), Tony Dow (66), Paul Sorvino (62), and Thomas Jeffersonâs birthday would be today as well if he was still alive.  Tricks to make you eat less; turn on relaxing music, turn on more lights (dim light lowers your inhibitions about how much youâre going to eat), light a vanilla scented candle (people on average lost 4.5 pounds), paint your dining room blue (people ate 1/3 less while sitting in a blue room). Orange, red, and yellow make you want to eat more. A Georgia man was arrested over the weekend for shooting his neighborâs butt with a bb gun. He said he did it because the dog pooped in his yard. The owner of the dog said this was impossible because her dog had just pooped in her house, and he poops there all the time.
6:53 AM: Video of Autumn âRain Downâ
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7:05 AM: Ladies, how are you more man than your man? We heard some great stuff from our female listeners who are the designed bug killers, the snake wranglers, electrical gurus, yard work doers, and more. We also heard about how Cassidayâs brother had a great stage makeup collection in college (he was an actor), and his wife had a ton of tools (she was a technical theatre major).
7:20 AM: Saraâs dinner party is tonight, and sheâs inviting all of us on the show to come over. This is because awhile back the guys said that they didnât trust her cooking and they pictured her as having a dirty apartment. So she is out to prove them wrong, and weâll all be over for dinner tonight.  Weâll live stream part of the dinner at 5 pm, so look for a link on Sandyâs Facebook and Twitter around 5:00 or a little after that. She played us some of her chill mix today and it includes âScenes from an Italian Restaurantâ by Billy Joel and âThis Yearâs Loveâ by David Gray. Sandyâs tips for a successful dinner party are 1) Play music 2) get a drink in their hand right away.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The circuit at the new Formula One Racing track in Austin will be called âCircuit of the Americasâ. We will also be getting a new convention center, trauma center, and outdoor live music venue. The project will cost 400 million dollars. Sugar Ray Leonard was kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night. Jeff Timmons from 98 Degrees is doing a 4 week run with The Chippendales because his career is so non existent. Justin Bieber was upset because he was in Tel Aviv and was swarmed by papazarri. He took to his twitter to complain saying he âjust wanted to walk where Jesus walkedâ.
7:40 AM: Songs that define the 2000âs. Saraâs picks include Kelly Clarkson, who defines the decade of reality TV making people famous in music, The Black Eyed Peas, and Britney Spears. Alexâs picks include Destinyâs Child, Beyonce, Alicia Keys, and Justin Timberlake.
7:55 AM: We call Autumn to see if sheâs ready for the big show next week. She is up early to get some stuff done, and practice the piano.
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8:15 AM: Name that movie. Cassiday vs. Sara. The movies today were Inception, The Social Network, and True Grit. The girls see most of the movies that come out, so they didnât seem too challenged by the game today. Cassiday won, but Sara thinks she unfairly won.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Oprah will end her show May 25th and 30 second commercials that run during the show will cost 1 million dollars. To put it into perspective; the Friends finale charged 2 million per commercial, Lost charged $900,000, and 24 charged $650,000. NASA has decided where the rest of the space shuttle fleet will be housed once they are not in flight anymore, and Houston didnât get any of them. Lindsay Lohan may be cast in the mobster biopic Gotti the 3 Generations as Gottiâs daughter. John Travolta is playing John Gotti and Joe Pesci is playing his good friend. For a 49th anniversary gift a man had saved a dollar for every day of his marriage, and on the anniversary he gave his wife $17,885 in one dollar bills.
8:45 AM: Replay-- Ladies, how are you more man than your man? We heard some great stuff from our female listeners who are the designed bug killers, the snake wranglers, electrical gurus, yard work doers, and more. We also heard about how Cassidayâs brother had a great stage makeup collection in college (he was an actor), and his wife had a ton of tools (she was a technical theatre major).
9:00 AM: Bob Schneider is in the studio with us this morning, and he brought in his new CD âA Perfect Dayâ which comes out Tuesday at Waterloo Records. Â This Friday night at Threadgillâs downtown location Bob has his CD release party. Â He is also playing Mix 94.7âs Party for the Planet next Thursday at Carlos and Charlieâs on the Lake.
9:20 AM: Replay-- Saraâs dinner party is tonight, and sheâs inviting all of us on the show to come over. This is because awhile back the guys said that they didnât trust her cooking and they pictured her as having a dirty apartment. So she is out to prove them wrong, and weâll all be over for dinner tonight.  Weâll live stream part of the dinner at 5 pm, so look for a link on Sandyâs Facebook and Twitter around 5:00 or a little after that. She played us some of her chill mix today and it includes âScenes from an Italian Restaurantâ by Billy Joel and âThis Yearâs Loveâ by David Gray. Sandyâs tips for a successful dinner party are 1) Play music 2) get a drink in their hand right away.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There will be films made from the TV show 24 and the Broadway Show American Idiot. Justin Bieber was upset because he was in Tel Aviv and was swarmed by papazarri. He took to his twitter to complain saying he âjust wanted to walk where Jesus walkedâ. Sugar Ray Leonard was kicked off Dancing with the Stars last night. Mubarak was hospitalized yesterday. The âI Heart Boobiesâ bracelets will be allowed in schools again, after many schools suspending students for wearing them to schools.
9:45 AM: Â What do women really want in a man? A study done in Germany showed that women may not be looking for a guy with a good sense of humor after all. The #1 quality the women said they wanted was a man who was not poorer than she is. He didnât have to be a millionaire, but he canât make less than she does. They said that too much of a difference in income causes the most stress in relationships.
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6:00 AM: Cass had a rough night, as she overslept yesterday and last night was afraid sheâd sleep in today, so she was up all night checking the clock. JB also had a rough night, as his air conditioner motor continued to get louder and louder as the night went on.
6:05 AM: A 10th set of human remains have been found on Long Island, and the killer is still on the loose. The search is underway, and the police have not said anything yet about if there is a suspect. A professor in crime and law studies has said that the killer may be someone in law enforcement. A federal appeals court yesterday laid the smack down yesterday on the Winklevoss twins, who have been trying to get more money from Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. The judge said theyâve already received money, and they are smart and savvy enough to have known what their original agreement entailed. The director of athletics at UT has said they will consider rescheduling games if they fall on the same dates as formula one races because no one will be able to find a hotel room to stay in. Kindle is considering selling a version that is $25 less for having advertisements on it. Burger King has a new sandwich available in Japan called the meat monster. It has two hamburger patties, two slices of cheese, three strips of bacon, and a chicken breast between two buns.
6:18 AM: Fact or bull fact. John Travolta and John Belushi turned down the title role in the movie Arthur before it was offered to Dudley Moore. The average U.S. family spends more on alcohol and tobacco each year than on life insurance. The average U.S. family spends more on eating at home than eating out each year. The average U.S. family spends more on car payments than gasoline for the car each year. The plural for of Prius is Prii. 1 in 5 teen pregnancies are planned, and 2 in 5 women are pregnant as a teenager.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Texas Comptrollerâs office is sending out letters to 3.5 million Texans notifying them that their names, addresses, social security numbers, and driverâs license numbers may have been compromised. The toll free number theyâve offered is 1-855-474-2065. APD are cracking down in school zones, and will be issuing tickets for speeding and talking on cell phones in the zones. Â Mitt Romney announced yesterday he intends to fund raise for a presidential run in the upcoming election. Kimberly Stewart and Benicio Del Toro slept together and are now expecting a baby. They are not dating, but say they are excited and will support one another.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to David Letterman (64), Brooklyn Decker (24), Claire Danes (32), and Shannon Doherty (40). Â Costco is now selling a 1 million dollar engagement ring. Its 6.77 carats and they say it should go for 1.6 million dollars, so they are selling it at a discount. The average Costco household has a combined income of $95,800, which is $30,000 more than the national average income. Â A man in Wichita Kansas tried to buy beer at a Walgreens. He hid in the Walgreens until after they closed. He drank beer in the cooler, and tried to steal a case. When he walked out, the alarm went off and he was arrested.
6:53 AM:  Party for the Planet is happening a week from Thursday at Carlos and Charlies, and Bob Schneider is the headliner. We play his video for â40 Dogsâ that was directed by Robert Rodriguez and filmed in Austin. Make sure to get your ticket now, they are only $15 and also feature music from Autumn and Casey from Alpha Rev.
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7:05 AM: Sandyâs friend is dating a new woman and something she does baffles him. Every time they go out and eat or go get drinks, even if the tab is $100, she puts a $10 bill into the pot. He canât figure out why she does it. Sara and Cass think maybe sheâs just trying to contribute what she can, but the guys think it seems insulting. A caller said this technique is a part of the book âThe Rulesâ and is all about showing your respect for the man who worked hard to provide this meal for you.
7:15 AM: 3 things most of us are probably doing wrong. Going to the bathroom, showering, and breathing. Going to the bathroom is what we do wrong, because sitting down to go isnât natural for humans. What is most natural for us is squatting, and to do it properly we should have out feet on the ground and thighs against our chests. Showering is something weâre doing too often. The correct # is less than 7 times a week, and we should only use a tiny amount of soap. This is because it washes away the top layer of skin that protects the living skin. Weâre breathing wrong is our shoulders raise and our chest puffs when we take a deep breath. If weâre breathing correctly from the diaphragm, then our stomachs will come out as the lungs fill with air.
7:20 AM: Google trends. Sara talked to Austinites to see if they knew why certain topics were popular on Google. Not many knew who Matt Lauer and Katie Couric were, or that they are leaving their shows and are rumored to be starting their own show together.  Most of them were open to the speed limit in Texas being raised to 85 mph, but one woman said the thought of it scares her. The story about the baby getting served a margarita at Applebeeâs shocked most of them, and one woman had no idea how a bartender could make that kind of mistake.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A 10th set of human remains have been found on Long Island, and the killer is still on the loose. The search is underway, and the police have not said anything yet about if there is a suspect. A professor in crime and law studies has said that the killer may be someone in law enforcement. A federal appeals court yesterday laid the smack down yesterday on the Winklevoss twins, who have been trying to get more money from Mark Zuckerberg and Facebook. The judge said theyâve already received money, and they are smart and savvy enough to have known what their original agreement entailed.
7:35 AM: Songs that defined the 50âs and 60âs. The 1950âs were defined by Johnny B. Goode, Tutti Frutti, and Heartbreak Hotel. The 1960âs were defined by I Canât Get No Satisfaction, and Strawberry Fields.
7:42 AM: Songs that defined the 70âs, 80âs and 90âs. The 1970âs were definied by Imagine, Led Zeppelin, and Night Fever
8:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.
8:20 AM:Â Sara is hosting a dinner party tomorrow night for us at her apartment. This is the result of the guys saying they donât think she can cook, and that her apartment is disgustingly dirty (in their minds). This made her mad, so she is having us over for dinner in an attempt to prove us wrong. She is making a home cooked meal with comfort food, and she is excited to put the extra leaf in her table.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Today marks the 50th anniversary of the first person traveling into space, and Google and YouTube are both celebrating it today. Jen Sturger is the woman who claims she got a picture of Brett Favreâs âjunkâ on her phone. She is appearing all over the National media today and tomorrow even thought she said sheâd never speak to the media about it. APD are cracking down in school zones, and will be issuing tickets for speeding and talking on cell phones in the zones. Â KimberlyStewart and Benicio Del Toro slept together and are now expecting a baby. They are not dating, but say they are excited and will support one another.
8:45 AM: Google trends. Sara talked to Austinites to see if they knew why certain topics were popular on Google. Not many knew who Matt Lauer and Katie Couric were, or that they are leaving their shows and are rumored to be starting their own show together.  Most of them were open to the speed limit in Texas being raised to 85 mph, but one woman said the thought of it scares her. The story about the baby getting served a margarita at Applebeeâs shocked most of them, and one woman had no idea how a bartender could make that kind of mistake. Â
9:00 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds.
9:15 AM: Replay-- Songs that defined the 50âs and 60âs. The 1950âs were defined by Johnny B. Goode, Tutti Frutti, and Heartbreak Hotel. The 1960âs were defined by I Canât Get No Satisfaction, and Strawberry Fields. Songs that defined the 70âs, 80âs and 90âs. The 1970âs were definied by Imagine, Led Zeppelin, and Night Fever
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Jamie Oliverâs Food Revolution season 2 premieres tonight and he is in Los Angeles this season. Donald Trump plans to run for president and says if he canât run as a Republican, heâll run as an Independent. This week is Restaurant Week in Austin, where you can go to a fancy restaurant and eat a prix fixe meal for a lower price. Â Kindle is considering selling a version that is $25 less for having advertisements on it.
6:00 AM: The man who kidnapped JC Dugard in 1991 is on trial right now, and he was expected to plead guilty yesterday. Both he and his wife entered not guilty pleas yesterday, which shocked everyone. The Bronx Zoo Cobra has been named Mia for âMissing In Actionâ. Â President Obama has been saying we wonât be sending troops to Libya, but the army general is saying that we may send some after all. Larry King is now pitching a product called Breath Gems. Donald Trump is trying to make a run for President in 2012 and has been hitting up the National news media saying that President Obama wasnât born in the United States.
6:15 AM: Acknowledging things that benefit both of you, like saying thank you for taking out the trash, getting the kids off to school, and picking up the house. Compliment each other in public, especially around your friends. Say good morning to each other every day.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The U.S. Government is going to use Facebook and Twitter to notify citizens about terror levels. They are getting rid of the color coding system, and the two new levels will be âelevatedâ and âimminentâ. There were undercover cops dressed as construction workers yesterday in Austin that were clocking peopleâs speed with a radar gun mounted on top of a tripod and pulling them over for speeding in a construction zone. They pulled over 13 people in one hour alone for this, and they say are they doing it to keep the real workers safe. Â Texas might see some speed limits raised to 85 mph in certain areas. Â The Hangover 2 comes out May 26, and the trailer had to be pulled for having something inappropriate in it.
6:45 AM: Coast to coast in 90 seconds. Happy Birthday today to Robin Wright (45), Izzy Stradlin from Guns Nâ Roses, Richard Hatch (50), John Schneider (51), and Buddha would have been 2,575 years old today (legend has it he could walk and talk at birth). CNN money put out a list of 5 stupid things theyâve seen people try to deduct on their taxes.  A NY lawyer tried to deduct the $66,000 he had spent on prostitutes, calling it a medical expense; he also spent $5,000 on pornography and sex therapy books.  A public defender tried to deduct candy and flowers heâd sent to his secretary.  A body builder in Wisconsin tried to deduct the money heâd spent on buffalo meat. A stockbroker tried to deduct $11,000 that heâd spent on an aquarium. A guy in Rod Stewartâs band tried to deduct leather pants, hats, and silk boxers that he wore onstage. A 55 year old Georgia woman bought a lotto ticket, put it in her purse and forgot about it. She found it months later and found out sheâd won $189,000!
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7:05 AM: Cecily Knobler with her movie reviews. Out this week is the remake of Arthur, which stars Russell Brand and Jennifer Garner. She says it earns a D+, because the original is SO much better. Your Highness is out which stars James Franco, Danny McBride, and Natalie Portman. She says itâs one of the most vile movies sheâs ever seen, and only had a few funny lines in it. Cecily gives this an F. Hanna is also out this weekend, which is about a young girl who is trained to be a warrior. She says itâs not the best thing sheâs ever seen, but itâs surprisingly good earning a B+. Cecily says look for âThe Tripâ starring Steve Coogan if you want a really great movie.
7:15 AM: Someone with a lot of time has made a very funny video. Itâs clips of politicians talking and itâs all of the words from Rick Astleyâs song âNever Gonna Give You Upâ.
7:20 AM: The week in review. Â Highlights of the week include; Sandy forgetting his anniversary, the washer and dryer debate, the listener Nikki with the loose skin problem, Saraâs rant about her period, the cheating dad that the babysitter caught, Alex hates women with dry elbows, and the whiny Android phone owners.
7:35 AM: Statistically, the car whose largest percentage of female owners is the Volkswagen Beetle, with 61% of owners being female. The Porsche 911 has 88% male owners, making it the highest male ownership of a car. Â The 4 things you need to know with Sara. Â MTV announced yesterday that DJ Pauly D will have his own spinoff show, and that Snooki and J Woww will have a show about their friendship. Tonight at midnight the government needs to make a decision on a budget or they will have to partially shut down.
7:45 AM: Sandyâs best movie soundtrack of all time is Forrest Gump. âAgainst the Windâ, âIt Ainât Meâ,
7:50 AM: Alex somehow got an audio clip of Momar Gaddafi dictating a letter to President Obama. He says he is talking into his iPhone at the time, and wants to call Barack Obama âB-Rockâ for short.
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8:05 AM: How rich are fictional characters? On the list are Tony Stark 6th, Bruce Wayne is 8th, Mr. Monopoly is 9th, Arthur is 10th, Richie Rich is #4, Jedd Clampett is 5th, and surprisingly the #1 wealthiest fictional character is Scrooge McDuck who is worth 44.1 billion dollars. Â The post popular alcoholic beverage in America is beer, with 63% of Americans choosing it. 2nd is domestic wine, 3rd is vodka, 4th is rum, tequila is 5th, and imported wines are 6th.
8:20 AM: Â 80âs rock megamix.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Charlie Sheen has pre-approved Mila Kunis to be his next goddess, which has to be embarrassing for her, because there is no way she wants to be associated with him. Donald Trump is trying to make a run for President in 2012 and has been hitting up the National news media saying that President Obama wasnât born in the United States. There were undercover cops dressed as construction workers yesterday in Austin that were clocking peopleâs speed with a radar gun mounted on top of a tripod and pulling them over for speeding in a construction zone. They pulled over 13 people in one hour alone for this, and they say are they doing it to keep the real workers safe.
8:45 AM: The week in review. Â Highlights of the week include; Sandy forgetting his anniversary, the washer and dryer debate, the listener Nikki with the loose skin problem, Saraâs rant about her period, the cheating dad that the babysitter caught, Alex hates women with dry elbows, and the whiny Android phone owners.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast in 60 seconds.
9:15 AM: Alex somehow got an audio clip of Momar Gaddafi dictating a letter to President Obama. He says he is talking into his iPhone at the time, and wants to call Barack Obama âB-Rockâ for short.
9:30 AM: The 4 things you need to know with Sara. Â MTV announced yesterday that DJ Pauly D will have his own spinoff show, and that Snooki and J Woww will have a show about their friendship. Tonight at midnight the government needs to make a decision on a budget or they will have to partially shut down.
9:40 AM: Cecily Knobler with her movie reviews. Out this week is the remake of Arthur, which stars Russell Brand and Jennifer Garner. She says it earns a D+, because the original is SO much better. Your Highness is out which stars James Franco, Danny McBride, and Natalie Portman. She says itâs one of the most vile movies sheâs ever seen, and only had a few funny lines in it. Cecily gives this an F. Hanna is also out this weekend, which is about a young girl who is trained to be a warrior. She says itâs not the best thing sheâs ever seen, but itâs surprisingly good earning a B+. Cecily says look for âThe Tripâ starring Steve Coogan if you want a really great movie.
9:45 AM: Sandy is emceeing an event at Trinity Episcopal School tomorrow night and heâs nervous about it. Cassidayâs 27th birthday is this weekend, and sheâs getting a party bus and taking her friends up to Amnesia Night Club in North Austin. Sara is coming on the bus, and Cassiday wants to get her drunk. JBâs daughter has a softball game this weekend---go pirates! Alex is going to Dallas for the Nascar race and heâs really looking forward to it.
6:00 AM: Lady Gaga was at The Frank Erwin Center last night, and Sandy headed out with KEYE to talk to some fans before the show. He said it was very interesting, as many fans arrived very early and in costume. The Master Golf Tournament begins today. This reminds us where we were one year ago, with Tiger Woods giving his first press conference about his infidelity. Phil Mickelson is the front runner to win the tournament this year. The Texas Rangers ticket office was broken into and $80,000 of dollars worth of tickets were stolen. They stole 70 tickets for each game in August and September, and The Rangers are going to try and change barcodes to prevent these stolen tickets from admitting anyone into the game. There was a college shooting yesterday in Alabama, and 3 hours after the shooting, the man who did it walked up to the news crew and told them he did it. Donald Trump is tied for 2nd with Mike Huckabee in a GOP poll for people theyâd like to see run for the Presidency. Mitt Romney finished in first place with 21% of the vote.  A study came out that said teens perceive 5 drinks a day as totally fine (45% of them felt this way). They found the average age for the first drink is age 14.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. Billie Holiday babysat Billy Crystal when he was a kid. Matt Damon attended Harvard for English for 4 years but never graduated. Bonnie Raitt attended Harvard as an African Studies major. 3 times as many fresh pizzas are sold as frozen pizzas in America. There are no volcanoes in Australia. In England they call syphilis French Pox, and in France they call it Italian Pox.
6:30 AM: Last night on American Idol the favorite singer was Pia, who sang River Deep Mountain Wide. Matt Lauer is most likely leaving The Today Show, and Glenn Beck is leaving his show as well. Tina Fey is pregnant again, and sheâll talk about it on Oprah later this month. Mariska Haritigay is adopting a child. The city of Austin promised to build a disc golf course, but the plans are on hold for at least a year due to opposition from the neighborhood.
6:45 AM: Happy Birthday today to Russell Crowe (47), Tony Dorsett (57), Jackie Chan 57, John Oates, and Francis Ford Coppola. A young man in Illinois tried to get out of a DUI Saturday at 3 am. He got pulled over, and the passenger called 911 and reported that there were 3 men in guns outside of a bar that was just up the street. The operator heard the cop questioning the driver in the background and they were arrested. In Tennessee, the walls of a waste plant collapsed, and two workers drowned in raw sewage. Sandy says this is probably one of the worst ways to die.
6:53 AM: Cassiday got to interview Mix artist Andy Grammer this week at work. He is a guy who sings pop music and he also beat boxes. He started beatboxing when Cassiday asked him who heâd like to collaborate with. He said Jay-Z, started beatboxing, and then told Cassiday to rap over it. Â She started freestyle rapping, and it was caught on video. See it on her blog at mix947.com.
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7:10 AM: For years, JB and Sandy have teased Alex about his love of Morrissey, lotions, grooming, scented candles, colognes, shower gels, and hair gel. Univision did a big market study and JB and Sandy were surprised to find that Alex is not alone! They found that most Hispanic men use double the amount of hairstyling products than non Hispanic men. They also found double use of moisturizers and fragrances for Hispanic men over non Hispanic men. They spend an average of $8 more per month on grooming than non Hispanic men.
7:20 AM: Concert announcementâThursday April 21st is
