6:00 AM: The Daytona 500 went until about midnight last night after being rescheduled due to rain on Sunday. Juan Pablo Montoya crashed and hit a wind turbine, and his car went up in flames. The winner was Matt Kensitt. Today is free Pancake Day from 7-10 AM at all IHOP locations. Yesterday a school shooting in Ohio resulted in 5 people injured, and one of them did die. It was a student who did the shooting, and he was targeting specific students, according to a report. The co creator of The Berenstain Bears books passed away yesterday. Leslie is hospitalized at St. David’s South Austin after having to be rushed to the hospital for brain surgery. Ben and Jerry’s created a flavor for Jeremy Lin that is only available in Boston with Lychee fruit and fortune cookies in it. People got mad, thinking that it was a racist decision.
6:11 AM: Alex’s factoid of the day. Alex learned yesterday that Tide detergent can clean up jet fuel. Yesterday during the Daytona 500, there was a large jet fuel spill, and the race had to be delayed to clean it up. They used Tide detergent to clean it up, and it worked great.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Starz’s contract with Netflix ends today, which means at least 1,000 movies will be now unavailable on Netflix. Sasha Baron Cohen was visited in his dressing room by Oscar officials before the ceremony to make sure he didn’t have any other tricks up his sleeve. This is because on the red carpet he spilled an urn on Ryan Seacrest. Glenmark generics is a brand that produces birth control pills, and they are recalling certain lots and types of their pills due to faulty packaging. Katy Perry was at Elton John’s Oscar party on Sunday night and she got in a bidding war with the owner of the NY Jets to win cooking lessons from Cat Cora. They ended up paying $50,000 each and split the prize.
6:45 AM: Fact or bullfact. There are 3 times as many fresh pizzas sold as frozen ones. 1 in 6 restaurants are pizzarias. BASE Jumping stands for buildings, antennas, spans, or earth. Mrs is the abbreviation for Mistress. The Superbowl trophy is lighter than an Oscar statue. Salsbury steak was once a part of a fad diet.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Would you rather your partner lose 20 pounds or gain 20 IQ points?
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7:05 AM: Fashion items that are bad for your health? Skinny Jeans interfere with your digestion, cause back pain, and can cause yeast infections. Spanx can cause nerve damage and give you trouble with breathing. Tight ties can reduce circulation to the brain and cause muscle strain in your shoulders and neck. High heels can cause bunions, hammertoes, stress fractures, and ankle sprains. Flip flops are even worse then high heels. They cause altered gait, ankle and hip problems, and strained thighs. Heavy purses can cause back and shoulder problems. Jewelry with nickel in it can cause an itchy red rash.
7:15 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. 25% of Americans practice yoga or plan to start this year. The average single woman is dating more than one guy right now. Many of them are dating 3 guys at once. There are talks to make a movie about Whitney Houston’s life and actors they are considering include; Rihanna, Vivica Fox, Megan Goode, Jennifer Hudson, and Willow Smith to play a young Whitney.
7:45 AM: The average person spends 44 minutes a week thinking about their regrets. The following are among their most regretted decisions; getting married too early, not taking enough photos growing up, not taking better care of their body, smoking, not travelling enough, not exercising enough, not doing better in school, and not saving enough money.
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8:10 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. Rich people are more likely to do unethical things than poor people are. They are more likely to cut you off while driving, cheat during games, lie to you, and steal candy from kids. Tomorrow is leap day, the 29th of February. Women are supposed to propose to men on this day, according to tradition
8:20 AM: The Daytona 500 went until about midnight last night after being rescheduled due to rain on Sunday. Juan Pablo Montoya crashed and hit a wind turbine, and his car went up in flames. The winner was Matt Kensitt.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The new cast of Dancing with the Stars was announced this morning and includes; Sheri Shepherd, Gavin DeGraw, Melissa Gilbert, Gladys Knight, Donalid Driver, and the actor who played Urkel on Family Matters. There is controversy surrounding “The Artist” winning Oscars this year. Apparently the Weinstein brothers campaigned heavily to get votes for the film, and they even did kitchen and bathroom remodels for the voters. Sasha Baron Cohen was visited in his dressing room by Oscar officials before the ceremony to make sure he didn’t have any other tricks up his sleeve. This is because on the red carpet he spilled an urn on Ryan Seacrest.
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9:10 AM: Today’s headlines. A couple in New York was sitting outside on their patio when a large load of fecal matter released from an airplane above them landed on them. They aren’t seeking damages, but want to know why it happened and make sure it doesn’t happen again. There is such a thing as the National yoga Championships, and they are pushing to get yoga in the Olympics as a sport.
9:30 AM: There was an emergency plane landing last night where passengers had to slide down on the inflatable slides. Madonna has released a new single called “Girl Gone Wild”. . Starz’s contract with Netflix ends today, which means at least 1,000 movies will be now unavailable on Netflix.
9:45 AM: Tomorrow on the show we’re talking to a woman who has been put on an allowance by her husband. Find out what part of this sounds a little “off” to her, and what JB and Sandy say most men would like to do.
6:00 AM: Yesterday the University of Virginia lacrosse player was convicted of 2nd degree murder for the death of his ex girlfriend, Yeardley Love. An 8 year old girl was shot outside of a school in Seattle by a 9 year old yesterday. She is in critical condition at the hospital right now. Lindsay Lohan is one court appearance, 5 therapy sessions, and 14 days at the morgue away from completing all of her mandatory court ordered probation terms. Norah Jones is going to release a new album on April 30th. Whitney Houston was killed by a combination of alcohol and anti anxiety medication.
6:10 AM: Emails/Letters from an Idiot are coffee table books by a guy named John Lindsey. Sandy’s parents own the books, and he thinks they’re hysterical. You can check out his website: www.dontevenreply.com. His shtick is responding to ads on craigslist and the like, and he starts off very nice and reasonable. Then, during the course of emailing back and forth with the person, he gets more and more ridiculous and sees how the people respond.
6:27 AM: The worst Saturday Night Live hosts of all time; Andrew Dice Clay, Steven Segal, MC Hammer, Nancy Kerrigan, Dion Sanders, Steve Forbes, Paris Hilton, Michael Phelps, January Jones, and Lindsay Lohan.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. America’s Got Talent is coming to Austin to film an episode, and we can be in the audience. Go to Sara’s blog for more information on how to attend. Aretha Franklin didn’t show up at Whitney Houston’s funeral, and she says it’s because she was having leg spasms and locked leg muscles. The X Factor is still looking for 2 female judges, and the new rumored options are Janet Jackson, Britney Spears, and Fergie. Star Jones returned to The View yesterday
6:41 AM: Alex’s factoid of the day. What happens to coins thrown in wishing wells and fountains? They collect them and clean the coins up. They ship them out to a company and that company distributes them to charities. They make over 1 million dollars a year for charity from a cavern in Virginia that has a wishing well in it.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. What percentage of adult smartphone users have a naked photo of themselves on their phone right now? Cass thought it would be 45%, Sara thought 25%, and the guys thought 15%. The real statistic is 26% of people.
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7:05 AM: Did a man ruin you like Bobby ruined Whitney? Like Tommy Lee ruined Pam Anderson? Like Dennis Rodman ruined Carmen Electra? There are a lot of smart girls out there who get mixed up with a bad guy who turns their life in a bad direction.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. How excited are you about Billy Crystal hosting the Oscars on Sunday? Sara is, but the guys aren’t at all. Everyone was excited when Eddie Murphy was supposed to be the host, but Billy doesn’t have the same excitement factor. Jim Carrey was apparently an option for the host gig once Eddie Murphy dropped out. A man just cleaned out his recently deceased Great Aunt’s house and foud a collection of comic books worth 3.5 million dollars. A tour is scheduled for this summer with Styx, REO Speedwagon, and Ted Nugent.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Someone took a picture of Whitney Houston in her casket and sold it to the National Enquirer. Lindsay Lohan is one court appearance, 5 therapy sessions, and 14 days at the morgue away from completing all of her mandatory court ordered probation terms. Sasha Baron Cohen is only going to be allowed to come to The Oscars this year if he promises to not attend in character.
7:45 AM: 2 minute topic. Someone took a picture of Whitney Houston in her casket and sold it to the National Enquirer. What do you think about this?
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8:10 AM: Today’s headlines. Missouri is the #1 highest meth producing state in the country. In 2011 alone they had 2,096 meth lab busts. IKEA is doing something that may have a lot of people rejoicing. They are coming out with videos that instruct people how to put together their furniture, which has long been a hard things for a lot of customers.
8:20 AM: JB’s sister calls in to give Alex help picking his new Nascar team now that the Red Bull Team is no more. She is a big Nascar fan too, and she loves Kevin Harvick who drives the Budweiser car. Alex has 3 ones he is trying to choose between, so he asks Chris for her opinion. The first choice is Kyle Bush, who drives the M&M car, and she hates this idea. She hates Kyle Bush and says he’s like a Keebler Elf. Juan Pablo Montoya who drives the Target car is his 2nd choice, and Chris would be ok with that choice. His 3rd choice is Danica Patrick, who drives the Go Daddy car. Chris loves this idea because Danica is a woman trying to prove herself in a male dominated sport.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Some marines in Arizona died this morning during a training exercise when two helicopters collided. America’s Got Talent is coming to Austin to film an episode, and we can be in the audience. Go to Sara’s blog for more information on how to attend. Norah Jones is going to release a new album on April 30th.
8:40 AM: Sara had a writing meeting with her sketch comedy group last night and we wanted to know how it went. So we had her pitch 3 sketches to us and we gave our feedback. We were pretty mean and didn’t like any of the ideas, but we gave her some suggestions for how to make them funnier.
9:12 AM: Headlines of the day. Gray hair is the new trend in fashion. Lady Gaga and Kelly Osburn have both been rocking gray hair on purpose. Rapper Fabulous bought 120 bottles of champagne at a club in Atlanta this weekend and it cost him $45,000.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Someone took a picture of Whitney Houston in her casket and sold it to the National Enquirer. Lindsay Lohan is one court appearance, 5 therapy sessions, and 14 days at the morgue away from completing all of her mandatory court ordered probation terms. Sasha Baron Cohen is only going to be allowed to come to The Oscars this year if he promises to not attend in character. How excited are you about Billy Crystal hosting the Oscars on Sunday? Sara is, but the guys aren't at all. Everyone was excited when Eddie Murphy was supposed to be the host, but Billy doesn't have the same excitement factor. Jim Carrey was apparently an option for the host gig once Eddie Murphy dropped out.
6:00 AM: Chris Brown and WWE wrestler CM Punk are in a fight on Twitter. President Obama sang again at a Black History month celebration at the White House. This time he was singing “Sweet Home Chicago”. Drew Barrymore is rumored to be pregnant. The jersey that Jeremy Lin wore against the Lakers went for $42,388
6:12 AM: Fact or bull fact. Cars 2 is the first Pixar film not nominated for an Oscar. Jonah Hill’s dad was the accountant for Guns N Roses, and his brother is the manager for Maroon 5. Melissa McCarthy from Bridesmaids is the first cousin of Jenny McCarthy. Kenneth Branaugh is the first person to be nominated for an Oscar in 5 different categories.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Mariah Carey was on Good Morning America yesterday and they asked her about her relationship with Whitney Houston. Austin cab drivers will be allowed to charge $100 if people vomit in their cabs for the clean up, and they will be able to charge $1 per passenger for trips after 9 pm. The Hutto school district is considering making kids pays $100 a semester to ride the bus, also they are considering eliminating letter jackets, and rides for students to out of town events to help budget shortfalls. Zac Efron and Taylor Swift were on Ellen’s show yesterday and she kept pushing to get them to admit that they’re a couple. They denied it, and said they do like each other though.
6:43 AM: Alex’s factoid of the day. There is a company called ProView who claims they invented the IPad and it’s been out since 1998. It stood for Internet Personal Access Device, and this company created the product. There is a pending lawsuit.
6:50 AM: The Brit Awards happened yesterday and Adele was accepting the final award of the night. She got cut off by the producers of the show so that Blur could play. She flipped off the producers and walked off the stage, which makes us love her even more.
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7:05 AM: Songs written for someone else. “How Will I Know” was made famous by Whitney Houston, but was originally written for Janet Jackson. “Halo” was sung by Beyonce, but was written for Leona Lewis. Kelly Clarkson’s “Miss Independent” was written for Destiny’s Child, and was also turned down by Christina Aguilera, and her “Since You Been Gone” was written for Pink, and was also turned down by Hillary Duff. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” was written for TLC, but made famous by Britney Spears. “Umbrella” by Rihanna was originally written for Britney Spears. “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” by Aerosmith was originally written for Celine Dion. “Toxic” by Britney Spears was written for Kylie Minogue.
7:20 AM: Today’s headlines. Google is planning to release a new product that sounds pretty cool to us! They are releasing sunglasses that give you a feed of information about whatever you are looking at. Less than half of parents feel like they picked the right name for their kid. The most common regret is picking a name that was too popular at the time. A list has been released of the highest cheating cities; Dallas (9), OKC (5), Salt Lake City (4), Phoenix (3), San Antonio (2), and #1 is Washington, D.C.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Kaye West’s charity took in a bunch of money last year but gave none of it away, so they have been shut down. Chris Brown and WWE wrestler CM Punk are in a fight on Twitter. President Obama sang again at a Black History month celebration at the White House. This time he was singing “Sweet Home Chicago”. 7th graders at a Texas Middle School have been doing a 4 day boycott of cafeteria food to try and get more choices offered.
7:40 AM: Facts About Adele’s 21. Someone Like You is the only piano and vocal only ballad to ever make it on the Hot 100 chart. Rolling in the Deep is British slang for knowing that someone will always have your back in a fight. Adele is the 2nd artist to ever win Grammys for album, record, song, and artist of the year. The only other artist to do this is Christopher Cross. Adele has won 31 pounds, 8 ounces of Grammy awards.
7:48 AM: 2 minute topic. What is the worst way to be broken up with? Sara was broken up with by a guy who took her to dinner, broke up with her, and then walked out. She had to pay the bill, and she had no ride home. Cassiday hates the fade away, in which the guy kind of just fades away and never talks to you again. We all agreed that that “it’s not you, it’s me”, is such a cop out, and one of the worst ways to be broken up with.
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8:10 AM: Whitney Houston’s long time limo driver is trying to cash in on her death. He said he saw her make out with a woman in the limo while bobby watched and smoked crack. He also says she smoked a ton of weed in the 90’s. A new study found that in 10 minutes employers can properly predict how you’d perform in the workplace by looking at your Facebook page. If you’re looking for a job, make sure your Facebook page is private or edited.
8:18 AM: Alex has seen a truck left in our parking lot for a few days now, and he is convinced there is a dead body in it. We want him to go look, but he is too scared because finding a dead body is his greatest fear. He wants to know if any of our listeners have ever found a dead body, and we got quite a few calls from people who had in the past. We made him go outside and look in the truck, but there was no dead body in it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Hunger Games comes out in theatres on March 23, but you can pre-buy tickets starting today. There is a new reality show being developed for Fox that is a speed dating show called “Take Me Out”. A woman in El Paso was hit in her leg by a stray bullet from Mexico. Austin cab drivers will be allowed to charge $100 if people vomit in their cabs for the clean up, and they will be able to charge $1 per passenger for trips after 9 pm.
8:40 AM: What is Alex giving up for Lent? Every year, Alex pretends to be Catholic and pretends he will give up stuff for Lent, but he never sticks with it. He usually picks too many things, and breaks them all. This year he’s toying with giving up vodka, soda, and cussing, and he also wants to work out 5 days a week. We think he will never work out, and he can’t stop cussing.
8:55 AM: Songs written for someone else. “How Will I Know” was made famous by Whitney Houston, but was originally written for Janet Jackson. “Halo” was sung by Beyonce, but was written for Leona Lewis. Kelly Clarkson’s “Miss Independent” was written for Destiny’s Child, and was also turned down by Christina Aguilera, and her “Since You Been Gone” was written for Pink, and was also turned down by Hillary Duff. “Hit Me Baby One More Time” was written for TLC, but made famous by Britney Spears. “Umbrella” by Rihanna was originally written for Britney Spears. “Don’t Wanna Miss a Thing” by Aerosmith was originally written for Celine Dion. “Toxic” by Britney Spears was written for Kylie Minogue.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:11 AM: Today’s topics. Cornell University and the University of Hawaii are looking for 6 people to be cooped up for 120 days to test what astronauts may have to do in a Mars-base. Simon Cowell is looking for a challenge show that is a face off between the winner of The Voice, The X Factor, and American Idol. Half of Americans take most of their vacation budget and spend it on family obligations.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Up and coming hipster cities include; Chattanooga, Burlington, Detroit, Pittsburgh, Baltimore, and Richmond. Zac Efron and Taylor Swift were on Ellen’s show yesterday and she kept pushing to get them to admit that they’re a couple. They denied it, and said they do like each other though. Drew Barrymore is rumored to be pregnant. The jersey that Jeremy Lin wore against the Lakers went for $42,388.
6:00 AM: Lindsay Lohan is hosting Saturday Night Live March 3rd. Chris Brown and Rhianna have done two songs together, and both were tweeted out by them yesterday. Elizabeth Smart was married over the weekend in Hawaii. Gas prices average $3.63 and could reach $4.25 by April. This is the highest gas prices have been at this time of year ever. An ESPN editor has been fired for posting a headline “a chink in the armor” after Jeremy Lin and his team lost a game.
6:15 AM: What’s the theme? Cowboy Mouth, Better Than Ezra, and Aaron Neville. All are from New Orleans, and we think they are probably playing some highly paid gigs tonight for Fat Tuesday.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was a hit and run on Sunday around 7 pm on Guadalupe. Two pedestrians were hit on the sidewalk in front of Wheastville Co-op, and one was killed instantly. The driver is in custody, and they are trying to determine if she was drunk or under the influence of medication. 3 cars hit a man on Mopac on Sunday, but only 2 of the cars stopped to render aid to the person. Miranda Lambert and Chris Brown are in a twitter fight because she made a mean tweet about him after he performed twice at the Grammy awards. A dress and earrings that Whitney Houston wore in The Bodyguard are going to be auctioned off.
6:40 AM: Alex’s Tidbits of the Day. He was watching a special about Walt Disney World and learned that there is a large feral cat population that lives there. They come out at night, and the park feeds them. They decided to do it because they help keep down the mouse population in the park.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. What did you think of Whitney Houston’s funeral? Sara thought that Kevin Costner’s speech was great, and Sandy wonders who wrote it for him. Sandy got a kick out of the fact that before the funeral, there was a guy who explained to the white TV viewers what to expect from a traditional black funeral.
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7:05 AM: What’s’ on your mind? Sandy and his family enjoyed riding their bikes in the neighborhood yesterday. Alex is thinking he might get an iPad when the new ones come out this year. Cass is feeling the pain that parents of teenagers probably feel. Her “little” got a cell phone and now when they hang out, she pretty much ignores Cassiday. JB went to Home Depot to get a hose this weekend and came home with a ton of plants and fertilizer. Sara took her new dog to a sleepover on Friday night and he pooped in the middle of the sleeping bag area.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. KXAN has put out a list of the top 20 speed zones in Austin, where the most speeding tickets are handed out, and some of them are; 1400 block of East Anderson Lane, I-35 just north of the upper and lower deck split, Enfield between Mopac and Lamar. During the F1 race, hotel prices will be extremely elevated. For example, the Super 8 will be $546 a night, which is 5 times the average price.
7:40 AM: JB ran the Livestrong Marathon this weekend, and we have a lot of questions for him. He was asked several times if it was his first marathon. Sandy has a theory that the only people who ask that question are people who have already run one, so they can brag to you. It took 6 minutes to even get to the starting line because 18,000 people were running. The worst thing he saw was a woman on the ground who looked like her whole body was cramping up. He also saw a woman who had pooped her pants. His favorite signs were; “worst parade ever”, “toenails are for sissies”, “run Forrest run”, and “Humpty Dumpty has wall issues too”.
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8:10 Headlines. There are many high end hotels with interesting jobs. The Ritz in Miami has a person whose only job is to apply sunscreen on people. Rosewood hotels have a fragrance butler who delivers a selection of perfume and cologne on a silver platter. They have dog surfing experts in San Diego on Coronado Island, and sleep experts at the Benjamin Hotel in NYC. A 90 year old man in California was at home, when a younger man broke in and tried to rob him. They got in a scuffle, and the young man shot the old man in the head. The old man made his way to the bathroom and pretended he needed to use the restroom. He actually had a gun hidden in the bathroom and shot the young guy.
8:15 AM: We play audio of Sara’s church choir performing at a choir in Compton, California.
8:20 AM: Sandy has long said there is no good Italian food in Austin, but he recently found 2 great places in town. Reales on 183 and Anderson Mill, and Maggiano’s Little Italy in the Domain.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was a hit and run on Sunday around 7 pm on Guadalupe. Two pedestrians were hit on the sidewalk in front of Wheastville Co-op, and one was killed instantly. The driver is in custody, and they are trying to determine if she was drunk or under the influence of medication. 3 cars hit a man on Mopac on Sunday, but only 2 of the cars stopped to render aid to the person. Miranda Lambert and Chris Brown are in a twitter fight because she made a mean tweet about him after he performed twice at the Grammy awards. Tonight is still part of the no refusal weekend for Mardi Gras celebrations. There will be street closures downtown tonight for the festivities. The famous painting called “The Scream” is privately owned, and is about to be sold in a public auction. It’s expected to raise a hefty price of 80 million dollars.
8:40 AM: Landry met Elmo, Bert, and Ernie on Friday at The Frank Erwin Center. Cass knew some people in the production of Elmo Makes Music, and put in a call so Landry could do a private meet and greet with them. Sandy said she had so much fun and they all really enjoyed the show.
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9:10 AM: Today’s topics.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A study has found that that on average a facelift patient will look 7.2 years younger. Elizabeth Smart was married over the weekend in Hawaii. An ESPN editor has been fired for posting a headline “a chink in the armor” after Jeremy Lin and his team lost a game.
6:00 AM: Whitney Houston will be laid to rest in a funeral on Saturday in New Jersey. She flew to New Jersey on Tyler Perry’s private jet. The Texas/OU game has been set for the same weekend as ACL this year. Yesterday a Pekingese won the Westminster Dog Show.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact: The Adele and Whitney Houston edition. Adele was discovered on MySpace. Adele’s name is Adele Laurie Blue Atkins. Adele’s dad left the family when she was 4 years old. Adele made her U.S. TV debut on The Today Show. Whitney Houston won 6 Grammy awards in her entire career, and that’s how many Adele won Sunday night. Bobby Brown was Whitney Houston’s only husband. Whitney Houston sang backup for Chaka Khan at age 15. Whitney Houston was arrested once for possession of weed in an airport. Whitney Houston was in a Canada Dry commercial at age 19.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know. Breaking Dawn Part 1 sold 3.2 million copies on DVD in its first weekend, and 80,000 people streamed it. An Austin woman was scammed out of $30,000 by a man she corresponded with on a senior dating site, but had never met. Green Day and Beyonce are both working on new albums. Violent crime is up 83% in downtown Austin, so the police are working hard to try and stop it.
6:40 AM: Alex’s factoid of the day. This weekend Alex knocked over a full pot of soup and then beat the hell out of the pan. He went to Bed Bath and Beyond and told them about what he did. They said they would have replaced it, but he threw the pot away.
6:48 AM: 2 minute topic. Someone has booked the hotel room that Whitney Houston died in for the foreseeable future, but would you stay in that room? Sandy would stay there, but wouldn’t seek it out. JB felt the same way, because he thinks people die in hotel rooms all the time. Sara would take a fiber out of the bathmat and try to sell it. Creepy!
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7:10 AM: Questions from the bag? Sara, are you happy living in your current residence? If not, where would you rather live? She likes her 600 square foot apartment, but if she had more money she would like to live in the Rosedale/Allendale area.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. Who is Jeremy Lin? He is NBA’s Tim Tebow, basically. This guy was a nobody in the sport until recently. He went to Harvard, and has been cut from several teams in the past. He was given 1 week to play in the NBA, and was going to be cut. He was sleeping on his brother’s couch, and then in the week that he played, he blew everyone out of the water with his amazing skills. He is now the biggest story in sports. A charter school in Chicago charges kids money for things like being late to class, violating dress code, and chewing gum. So far they have made $20,000, and use it to pay the teachers who have to stay late to administer detention for these students. An elderly couple in a retirement community is getting married, but they can’t speak the same language. Could you do it?
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. For the first time in 20 years the most expensive city to live in isn’t Tokoyo. Zurich Siwtzerland is now the most expensive. The least expensive place to live in the world is Karachi Pakistan. Auto theft this year is up, and more large trucks are being stolen than ever before. Whitney Houston will be laid to rest in a funeral on Saturday in New Jersey. She flew to New Jersey on Tyler Perry’s private jet.
7:40 AM: Jessica update. Jessica is the girl who thought the anonymous proposal yesterday was for her, and then freaked out when it wasn’t. She hung up on us yesterday but later got in touch and said she wanted to come on this morning. She apologized and said she is so embarrassed for how she acted. She said she was just worked up because it was Valentine’s Day and she and her boyfriend are getting close to a proposal. She talked to him, and everything is fine.
7:50 AM: There are rumors that Apple may be coming out with a smaller iPad with an 8 inch screen. Sandy doesn’t have an iPad, so he thinks this sounds great. JB buys every Apple product that comes out, so we think he’ll definitely get it. Sara has an iPhone but doesn’t see the need for an iPad.
8:07 AM: Headlines that don’t make the 4 things. Dog groomers at Petco in Hawaii cut off the tip of a dog’s tail and gave it back to the owner without telling them. The owner quickly knew because the tail was still bleeding. That dog owner’s friend took her dog to the same Petco and they cut off her dog’s ear and tried to glue it back on. 10% of Words with Friends players ended up hooking up with someone because of Words with Friends.
8:24 AM: Anonymous confessions. Who talks on the phone while pooping all the time? Who helped their uncle light a car on fire because his ex wife won it in the divorce? Who broke up their sibling’s relationship on purpose? Who ate an entire bag of communion wafers? Who would walk down the bad part of town when they were kids to see if a hooker would grab their “junk” for free?
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. 1,800 homes in North Austin near the domain are out of power this morning. Tyler Perry bought a girl he was once dating a car, and she was ungrateful about it. So he took it back and broke up with her. Yesterday a Pekingese won the Westminster Dog Show. Violent crime is up 83% in downtown Austin, so the police are working hard to try and stop it.
8:45 AM: Would you rather be with a very attractive person who is bad in bed or a mediocre looking person who is good in bed?
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9:10 AM: Today is the biggest day for people to decide if they are going to have affairs or not. Would you eat the triple bypass burger at the Heart Attack Grill? It has 6,000 calories and a man had a heart attack while eating it. Would you rather go to ACL Festival or Texas/OU weekend this year? Sara and JB will stay for ACL, Sandy wants to do neither, and Alex wants to go to the game.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The city is looking for people to join the bicycle ambassador team. Whitney Houston’s death investigation has turned to the pharmacies and doctors who she got her medications from. Green Day and Beyonce are both working on new albums, and Beyonce will star in Clint Eastwood’s remake of A Star is Born.
6:00 AM: Happy Valentines Day!! Flu season is officially here, and it’s the slowest start for flu season in 3 decades. Sports Illustrated has selected their cover model, and it’s Kate Upton. Whitney Houston’s body has been flown to her home state of New Jersey, and the cause of death has not been determined. The Grammys had the biggest TV audience since 1984 on Sunday night. Myspace has added 1 million users in the last month
6:15 AM: Alex’s factoid of the day. McDonalds has brown arches in areas where zoning laws prevent yellow. Sedona California has turquoise arches at one restaurant. He also knows about all of the failed foods they’ve attempted in the past including; Mc DLT, Arch Deluxe, McLean Deluxe, Big and Tasty, McLobster (a Po’Boy style lobster roll), The Hula Burger (a grilled slice of pineapple aimed at Catholics during lent), The McPizza, Mc Spaghetti, and the Mc Hot Dog.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Oprah had to make a big apology after tweeting for people with Nielsen Boxes to watch her show on Sunday night. Dancing with the Stars’ new cast will be announced February 28th. The rumored cast includes; Gavin DeGraw, Perez Hilton, Regis Philbin, Paula Deen, Michele Bachman, Pee Wee Herman, Jenny McCarthy, and Stevie Wonder. Selena Gomez and The Scene have broken up. McDonalds is becoming more humane by asking farmers to not raise pigs with their entire lives being restricted to small pens.
6:40 AM: We have a guy who wants to propose on Valentine’s Day today to his girlfriend. The catch is, he wants to propose on the radio, and he wants us to distort his voice. He thinks that his girlfriend will know the proposal is for her because of the details in the letter. His letter was very sweet, but also sounded a little creepy with the voice distortion on it. Now we’ll wait to see if anyone calls in and claims the proposal.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:07 AM: The best breakup song of the moment. JB and Cass love this song, and they think it’s about to blow up. The video is very popular on YouTube, and we wanted to share it with you all. The song is “Someone I Used to Know” by Gottye and Kimbra.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Sports Illustrated has selected their cover model, and it’s Kate Upton. Whitney Houston’s body has been flown to her home state of New Jersey, and the cause of death has not been determined. A Wake and funeral will likely take place this week, and it will most likely be open to the public. The Grammys had the biggest TV audience since 1984 on Sunday night.
7:35 AM: We talk to Jessica, who thinks the proposal is for her. She is sure it’s for her, and the proposal was her boyfriend Pete. Unfortunately, it wasn’t for her, and we had to break the news to her. She didn’t take it well, and ended up hanging up on us. The listeners were very mad and though it was hurtful of us to do this.
7:50 AM: The proposal guy calls and gives us an update without the voice distorter on. He said he is so sorry that Jessica got so upset, and that he didn’t mean for that to happen. His girlfriend heard the proposal, and called him directly to accept the proposal. We’re happy for them and hope they have a great life together.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:07 AM: How Sandy proposed to Tricia. They were in California on vacation, and Sandy had to have the ring shipped to the hotel. He wanted to propose on the beach, but she didn’t want to go on the beach because it was too cold. He finally got her to go, and she climbed on top of a big rock to sit. He tried to climb it too, and fell down the rock. His knuckles were scraped open and dripping blood by the time he proposed to her.
8:20 AM: How JB proposed to Erin. He promised her they’d be married within that year, and he still hadn’t proposed and it was New Years Eve. They had a party at his house and then the group went to La Zona Rosa to see Storyville play. He proposed as they were counting down to midnight, and she said yes!
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The new Powerball is getting people very excited, and they say the jackpots will be soon reaching a billion. Oprah had to make a big apology after tweeting for people with Nielsen Boxes to watch her show on Sunday night. Hugh Hefner’s 21 year old son has been charged with assault for attacking his playmate girlfriend.
8:45 AM: How Alex proposed to Andria. They met in high school, but their first Austin date involved him picking her up at the Jester Dorms on the UT campus. When he proposed, he told her that he needed to go to the Jester Dorms to drop off a flyer looking for interns for the morning show. He let he walk ahead of him and when she realized he wasn’t with her, she turned around and he was on one knee in front of the dorms.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: A British woman has had cheese pizza everyday for 31 years, what food could you eat everyday? Sandy would eat Italian food, and so would Alex. Sara would eat cereal, JB would eat sushi, and Cass would eat grilled cheese sandwiches. An expert has said how guys should text that can guarantee a date. Get her phone number at a bar and text her “hey girl, get home safe” shortly after she leaves. Then text 36 hours later saying something about what you’re doing, like “gotta love sitting by the pool with a beer”. The third text should propose a day and a non-specific hang out.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Sports Illustrated has selected their cover model, and it’s Kate Upton. Whitney Houston’s body has been flown to her home state of New Jersey, and the cause of death has not been determined. The top 5 most trashy cites in America; Myrtle Beach, Daytona Beach, South Padre, Key West, and Las Vegas. Martha Stewart’s dog Genghis Khan 2 won the best in breed yesterday at the Westminster Dog show.
6:00 AM: Whitney Houston died at 3:55 PM on Saturday afternoon. Adele went 6 for 6 last night at The Grammy Awards. Someone in Rhode Island won a 325 million dollar jackpot from Powerball this weekend. Lance Armstrong did his first triathlon this weekend and came in 2nd behind a guy who medaled silver in triathlons in the Olympics. The Vow made 41.7 million dollars over the weekend, making it 1st place in the box office, followed by Safehouse in 2nd place.
6:15 AM: Alex’s factoid. Today he tells us where the name Uncle Sam comes from. A man name Samuel Wilson was a meat packer back in the day, and U.S. would be stamped on the side of the meat he’d sent. The soldiers started referring to the shipments as “Uncle Sam sending them something”. This stuck, and a political cartoonist created the first image of him.
6:20 AM: Brad Pitt was on Inside the Actor’s Studio this weekend and we play the audio from the 10 questions.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Whitney Houston died at 3:55 PM on Saturday afternoon. She was supposed to have a meeting today with Simon Cowell’s people to be a judge on The X Factor. 7 people at the Canyon Villas in north Austin have been hospitalized after a gas leak. Roseanne is starting a new sitcom starring John Goodman, and Roseanne will be in it as well. The BAFTA awards happened over the weekend, and The Artists swept the awards.
6:40 AM: The Grammys. It was a big night for Adele who made her first big comeback after having throat surgery. The Beach Boys performance was good, and JB thought that Foster the People fit in well with it. The Civil Wars got 60 seconds to perform, and it was amazing. The night seemed to really belong to Adele even though Whitney Houston was a big focus of the night.
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7:22 AM: There is a company that will pay your mortgage if you let them paint advertisements all over the front of your house. The most popular fast food in America has come out, and Chik-Fil-A is the most popular. 2nd is Panera Bread, 3rd is Chipotle, 4th is Jersey Mikes, 5th is 5 Guys Burgers, and 6th is Papa Murphys. Many parents these days won’t read classic fairy tales to their children because they think they are too scary. Stories on this “too scary” list include; Goldilocks, Cinderella, Snow White, Hansel and Gretel, Jack and The Beanstock, The Gingerbread Man, and Little Red Riding Hood.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Brad Pitt was on Inside the Actor’s Studio this weekend, and said he had a few odd jobs before having his big break. He dressed up as a chicken for El Pollo Loco and also was a chauffer for strippers who were hired to work private parties. Whitney Houston’s greatest hits album has sold around 50,000 copies since her death on Saturday. A group will try to recover fuel from the ship in Italy that crashed and capsized. The Vow made 41.7 million dollars over the weekend, making it 1st place in the box office, followed by Safehouse in 2nd place.
7:40 AM: JB’s Grammy notes; Bruce was trying to recreate a sense of Americana that is lost. Paul McCartney was a snoozer. Katy Perry killed it but he didn’t like her blue hair. Adam Levine is too skinny. Kelly Clarkson is a genuine talent who looks like she loves performing. Chris Brown shouldn’t have been allowed to perform. The Civil Wars were awesome. Bruno Mars was not enjoyable. Adele was amazing and he wises her acceptance speeches were longer. Happy that Bon Iver was nominated and won, and having Jennifer Hudson do the tribute to Whitney Houston was a good call.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:20 AM: Sara got a dog this weekend! He is a black lab named Jet, and she has been looking for a month to decide what dog she wanted. He was a homeless dog who was found wandering the streets of Austin with another dog. The other dog was adopted by a family in South Austin and Sara got their information so she can arrange playdates for the dogs.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Whitney Houston died at 3:55 PM on Saturday afternoon. She was supposed to have a meeting today with Simon Cowell’s people to be a judge on The X Factor. Someone in Rhode Island won a 325 million dollar jackpot from Powerball this weekend. The Navy has a new ship called the USS Gabrielle Giffords. Lance Armstrong did his first triathlon this weekend and came in 2nd behind a guy who medaled silver in triathlons in the Olympics.
8:40 AM: 55% of people will admit to having at least one major bad habit; cheating, smoking, binge eating, and #1 is drinking.
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9:15 AM: Marines did a jungle survival course on Monday and it included some crazy stuff. They had to kill a cobra and drink its blood. They also had to eat edible bugs and behead a chicken. An Austin man named Ricardo Luna was at XTC Gentleman’s Club on Sunday night until 4 am. He offered a dancer crack cocaine in exchange for a lap dance, and was arrested.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Betty White won a Grammy last night for best spoken word album. Katy Perry sang a new song at The Grammys last night, and it sounded like a jab at Russell Brand. Whitney Houston died at 3:55 PM on Saturday afternoon. Adele went 6 for 6 last night at The Grammy Awards.
6:00 AM: Katy Perry and Russell Brand have filed their divorce papers, and they are asking that she doesn’t have to pay spousal support to him. Adele is going to be in 60 Minutes on Sunday night and she will talk about her surgery.
6:12 AM: Fact or bull fact today is all about things that have been used as aphrodisiacs in the past. Ugandan Crane’s Eggs, Fermented Blueberries, Donkey Brains, Sparrow Brains, and Carrots have all been used as aphrodisiacs. It was once believed that if you drank melted snow in Romania on Valentine’s Day, it would keep you from getting sick. Women in Ancient Egypt used crocodile dung as birth control by using them as a diaphragm.
6:25 AM: Will Ferrell was asked to announce the players recently at a New Orleans Hornets game, and he took a humorous route with it (of course), but announcing the visiting Bull’s players and making fun of them.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The girl who was hit by a Cap Metro bus in North Austin last week ended up passing away last night. House is in its 8th season right now, and it will be their final season on TV. Jim Carrey’s daughter was on American Idol, and last night she was kicked off the show during the Hollywood episodes. A Florida man was ordered by a judge in court yesterday that he had to take his wife on a date. This is the man’s punishment for holding his wife down on the couch after she got upset that he didn’t acknowledge her birthday. So the judge said he has to get her flowers, take her to Red Lobster, and then take her bowling.
6:40 AM: There has been a rash of home invasions in Austin lately, and Alex’s apartment has been the scene of some break-ins. He has an asp and a knife, but doesn’t think those would be of help if someone broke into his home. He wants a gun, and thinks he’s ready to own one. JB and Sandy think it’s ok for him to get a gun, but they stressed that he needs to learn how to use it and how to be safe with it.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Zac Efron said that when he meets fans, the girls are sweet but their moms are creepy. He says they try to kiss him, even though they are in their 40’s.
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7:10 AM: We’ll be giving away Valentines Day dinner reservations for you, the schmucks who forgot to do so, and now you’re on the line. Go to the Mix 947.com Facebook page and look for the post about the reservations. Click “like” on this post, and you’ll be entered to win. We’ll call the names of 5 people at 10 minutes until 8 AM this morning. You have 10 minutes to call in and claim your reservation.
7:22 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. Mindful eating is a new trend. You have to thoroughly chew every bite of food, think about it, and enjoy the flavor before eating the next bite. The employees at Google are doing this at lunch 1 day a week. We think it sounds interesting but Alex thinks it sounds awful. Would you try inhalable caffeine? It comes in a lipstick sized tube and contains the same amount of caffeine as a cup of coffee. Last year 3% of men took their wives last name when they got married.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. On Tuesday night two men broke into a home in Leander and used tape to tie up the people in the home. They burglarized the home and are still on the loose. Arnold Schwarzennager and Sylvester Stallone happened to get shoulder surgery on the same day in the same hospital, and there is a funny picture of them recovering in the same room. After 30 years, Players Resturant might close on the UT Campus. The Beach Boys will reunite and perform together on The Grammy this weekend.
7:40 AM: Is Sandy a jerk? Alex thinks something Sandy did is unforgiveable. Sandy and his friend Moore are going to England for a golf tournament and they have been saving for the trip for 3 years. They finally saved enough money and they booked their flight and hotel. When they booked the flight, Sandy realized he had enough airline miles to get an upgrade to first class, while Moore spent his on a trip to Italy awhile back. Sandy used them and got his first class ticket, and Moore will sit in coach. Alex thinks that what Sandy did is awful, and it makes him a bad friend.
7:50 AM: We give away Valentine’s Dinner Reservations to 5 winners!
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines that don’t make the “4 things”. The average first time parents spends $2,800 on the baby before they’re even born. You’ll spend $15,800 a year every year they are alive from then on. A new study says the way to lose weight is by eating a piece of cake with your breakfast. Eating cake in the morning helps spike your metabolism and you have all day to burn it off. By eating the cake, you lose you desire to eat sweets throughout the day. The people who did this lost on average 40 pounds more than the group who didn’t eat the cake. The top 5 most done facial plastic surgery procedures in 2011; 5) Lip, 4) Nose, 3) Skin Resurfacing, 2) Eyelid, and 1) Facelift.
8:20 AM: The most hated athletes list; 10) Kurt Bush, 9) Alex Rodriguez, 8) Terrell Owens, 7) Kobe Bryant, 6) LeBron James, 5) Kris Humphries, 4) Ndomakong Suh, 3) Plaxico Burress, 2) Tiger Woods, 1) Michael Vick.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Katy Perry and Russell Brand have filed their divorce papers, and they are asking that she doesn’t have to pay spousal support to him. Adele is going to be in 60 Minutes on Sunday night and she will talk about her surgery. House is in its 8th season right now, and it will be their final season on TV.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Sara is the master of ceremonies tonight at the Special Olympics of Texas Winter Games, and they need volunteers this week. Check out her blog and facebook page for information.
9:20 AM: Today’s topics. Kool and the Gang wants to go on tour with Van Halen. Would you buy tickets to this? A 21 year old Victoria’s Secret model is quitting because she thinks it clashes with her beliefs. She says that her body should only be for her husband, and therefore no longer can model. The top 5 deal breakers on a date; flirting with the server, talking too much about the ex, being rude to the server, being on your cell phone too much, and having bad hygiene.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A teacher in a Newfoundland fishing village put a teacher in the hallway and sprayed him with Febreeze because he smelled fishy. A Houston judge had just said that breast pumping at work is grounds for firing. A Florida man was ordered by a judge in court yesterday that he had to take his wife on a date. This is the man’s punishment for holding his wife down on the couch after she got upset that he didn’t acknowledge her birthday. So the judge said he has to get her flowers, take her to Red Lobster, and then take her bowling.
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6:00 AM: Sandy is out sick today with a lung infection, and we wish him the best. Ricky Williams is retiring from the NFL at age 34, and this is the 2nd time he has said he’d retire. The rumor is that he plans to go to school and become a psychiatrist. A Leander family was vacationing in Big Bend National Park and their 6 year old son was attacked by a mountain lion. Saturday night we lost the last known WWI service member when she died at 100 years old. ACL Live won the best new music venue in the U.S. according to Pollstar.com.
6:13 AM: Grandma Shook update. Sara’s Grandma isn’t doing well health-wise and she has gone into hospice care. Sara went up to Dallas last weekend to see her and most likely say goodbye. We have enjoyed the audio Sara has shared with us, and we’ve loved her Grandma’s sense of humor and honesty.
6:20 AM: Audio with Erin. JB talked to Erin about her latest project which is cleaning out their garage. She was throwing out the big weights in his weight set because she was under the impression that he wasn’t strong enough to lift them.
6:30 AM: Katy Griffin is dating someone 18 years younger than her. Zooey Daschanel was on The View yesterday and said the rumors about she and Russell Brand are completely untrue. YMCA has big plans for a 37 acre Austin Aquatic center near Town Lake that would cost 40 million dollars and tax payers would have to pay for it.
6:43 AM: Alex’s factoid of the day. Alex was watching TV and learned what Mesothelioma is. It’s a cancer that people get when they’ve been exposed to asbestos.
6:53 AM: 83% of people would be willing to go on a first dates on Valentine’s Day. Sara would never do this—she thinks it’s way too much pressure.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: We talk to Cindy, a mom from Round Rock with a bit of a dilemma. Her 10 year old daughter has been invited to a sleep over at her new friend’s house, and Cindy is a bit uncomfortable with the fact that she lives with her single dad. She wants to know if she is wrong for being uncomfortable with it, or if she should trust her gut.
7:23 AM: Today’s topics. Shippensburg University in Central Pennsylvania is offering the morning after pill in vending machines around campus for $25. How do you feel about this decision? Karl Lagerfeld, the head of Chanel said that Adele is too fat. It’s caused quite a bit of controversy and we think it’s such a bad move on his part because no performer is more loved right now than Adele.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Ellen was recently picked as the spokesperson for JC Penney, and a group called One Million Moms is protesting it because she is gay. She used her show yesterday to speak out about it and says she has traditional values and is happy for the support. Ricky Williams is retiring from the NFL at age 34, and this is the 2nd time he has said he’d retire. The rumor is that he plans to go to school and become a psychiatrist. A Leander family was vacationing in Big Bend National Park and their 6 year old son was attacked by a mountain lion.
7:45 AM: Sara is thinking about adopting a dog, and JB couldn’t be happier. She isn’t doing what most people do, instead she is taking her time and has been looking at shelters for 2 weeks now trying to find the perfect dog for her.
8:10 AM: Headlines that don’t make the 4 things. A 51 year old man tried to steal his neighbor’s dentures out of her mouth on Super Bowl Sunday. The average cat kills 11 rats every 6 months, and this is why we need cats on earth. If they suddenly disappeared, we would be overrun and infested with rats.
8:20 AM: Audio with Erin. JB talked to Erin about her latest project which is cleaning out their garage. She was throwing out the big weights in his weight set because she was under the impression that he wasn’t strong enough to lift them.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. APD are investigating a massive burguary ring where people are steling rent check out of overnight box offices. They have 200 victims so far in the Austin area and have been doing this for about a year. YMCA has big plans for a 37 acre Austin Aquatic center near Town Lake that would cost 40 million dollars and tax payers would have to pay for it.
8:56 AM: 2 minute topic. Simon Cowell is too busy with working to be good marriage material. Do you think someone can be too hard of a worker?
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:11 AM: Chris Brown and Rihanna have been spotted together recently and he is performing at the Grammys this weekend. Should he be forgiven for his past wrongdoings? The “I Heart Boobies” bracelets have been the cause of a lot of controversy in schools. Now, a student is suing his school for forbidding him to wear the bracelet.
9:30 AM: Today at 1:00 Lady Gaga is announcing the dates for her next tour. Pinterest.com has now 11.7 million visitors per month, which is the fastest a site has ever done this. A naked man in Kentucky was arrested in a grocery store and he was covered in peanut butter and chocolate. He was only wearing black boots and spelled “sorry” on the floor in Nyquil.
6:00 AM: JB had a dream that he started a church that served pancakes during the service. Sounds like a brilliant idea to us! 111.3 million people watched this year’s Super Bowl making it the most watched TV telecast of all time. Madonna’s halftime show had 114 million people tuning in, which is more than the actual game. 10,245 tweets per seconds happened about Madonna during the halftime show. Target debuted a Jason Wu clothing line on Sunday morning, and it immediately sold out. Randy Travis was arrested Sunday night in Sanger Texas while drunk and sitting in front of a church drinking out of a bottle of wine.
6:15 AM: Sara and Cass set out yesterday in search of the Shamrock Shake from McDonalds. They hit 3 locations, and 2 had it. They took a shake to the guy at the location who didn’t have it, and he loved it. He said it was “bad ass”.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A list has come out of the most buzzed about Super Bowl commercials on Social Media; Elton John’s Pepsi ad, the Doritos ad with the dog, The Voice’s Kill Bill Commercial, Clint Eastwood’s ad, and the #1 most buzzed about commercial was David Beckham’s ad for H&M. A former White House intern is coming forward and saying she had an affair with JFK when she was 19 years old. She is going to write a book about it. The Dancing with the Stars cast is rumored to include Tim Tebow this season.
6:40 AM: Alex’s nugget of information for today. He learned recently that back in the day, the cows from along the cattle drive would stop and eat the grass on the Capitol Lawn. They would go to the bathroom on the lawn, and their poop would have seeds in it. That is why there are so many trees on the Capitol lawn and why they are all different.
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7:05 AM: The coolest TV shows of all time list has come out, and they are shows that changed the way we think, dress, and how we watch TV. The list includes; Happy Days, The Fresh Prince of Bel-Air, The Simpsons, Seinfeld, Sopranos, Mad Men, Batman, and Breaking Bad.
7:22 AM: A 9 year old kid was suspended for grabbing his crotch while singing Billie Jean at a school talent show. Was Gisele in the wrong by yelling at the Giants fans who heckled her after the game? A model has a 20 inch waist and JB posted a pic of her on the Mix 94.7 Facebook page. It’s a very bizarre and unnatural look, what do you think about it?
7:30 AM: Madonna is doing a North American tour and she will play Dallas and Houston. 111.3 million people watched this year’s Super Bowl making it the most watched TV telecast of all time. Madonna’s halftime show had 114 million people tuning in, which is more than the actual game. 10,245 tweets per seconds happened about Madonna during the halftime show. Randy Travis was arrested Sunday night in Sanger Texas while drunk and sitting in front of a church drinking out of a bottle of wine. Brad Pitt was doing an interview recently and he said that Angelina is still a bad girl but it’s not for talking about in public.
7:42 AM: Sara gives us an update on Grandma Shook. She is in hospice, and not doing well. Sara drove up to Dallas this weekend to say goodbye in case she makes a turn for the worse soon. She is so sad about it, and she had the realization that her Grandma will never get to see her get married. We thank her for sharing her Grandma’s humor, wisdom, and advice with us. She has made the show better, and we feel lucky to have had her be a part of it.
7:56 AM: 2 minute topic. Sandy’s 17 year old nephew called him on Sunday and they Facetimed on their iPhones. Landry and Tricia were in the room and his nephew was using the “F” word right and left. Tricia thinks Sandy needs to tell him to stop talking like that, but Sandy isn’t sure it’s his place.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:20 AM: Sara and Cass set out yesterday in search of the Shamrock Shake from McDonalds. They hit 3 locations, and 2 had it. They took a shake to the guy at the location who didn’t have it, and he loved it. He said it was “bad ass”.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night Jay-Z performed at Carnegie Hall in a benefit for the United Way, making him only the 2nd hip hop artist to perform there. A family was on vacation and their kids were streaming movies on Netflix on their phones. When the parents got home, their cell phone bill was $10,600. An Iowa woman has been charged with attempting to extort TLC communications for $10,000 if they don’t cancel the show 19 Kids and Counting. A former White House intern is coming forward and saying she had an affair with JFK when she was 19 years old. She is going to write a book about it.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:20 AM: Today’s topics.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know. Ke$ha said she destroys men on a daily basis when she has sex with them. Target debuted a Jason Wu clothing line on Sunday morning, and it immediately sold out. A list has come out of the most buzzed about Super Bowl commercials on Social Media; Elton John’s Pepsi ad, the Doritos ad with the dog, The Voice’s Kill Bill Commercial, Clint Eastwood’s ad, and the #1 most buzzed about commercial was David Beckham’s ad for H&M. McDonald’s was running an ad that said petting a stay pitbull was risky, which got the pitbull coalitions all riled up.
6:00 AM: Kelly Clarkson did very well at the National Anthem, and it’s a big story that she didn’t mess up any words. A man won $50,000 on a bet that the first play of the game would be a safety. President Obama was speaking to Matt Lauer before the Super Bowl and asked if his daughters were attracted to Tom Brady. He says they’re not at the age yet where they are putting up posters of cute boys yet, and when they do, he’ll try to take them down. Tony Lucca auditioned for The Voice last night, and he used to be on The Mickey Mouse Club with Christina Aguilera when they were younger. The sad part is, she didn’t remember him at all. On Friday the doping case against Lance Armstrong was completely dropped by federal prosecutors. The Austin Zoo has a new primate house.
6:10 AM: The 5 most miserable cities in America are; Sacramento (5th), West Palm Beach (4), Flint (3), Detroit (2), and Miami (1).
6:16 AM: Antoine Dodson is known as the guy who gained Youtube fame after someone broke into his house and he went to the local media and said “hide yo kids, hide yo wife”. Well, now he has an album out, and it’s actually pretty good. The guy can sing pretty well, and we think he sounds a lot like R Kelly.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The City of Austin made new rules Thursday night saying that the Occupy protesters can no longer sleep overnight at City Hall. They were sent home Friday night and then on Saturday night they had a big rally. 1,700 apartments are being built in Austin in the next couple of year because Austin is growing so rapidly. Demi Moore is in rehab at the Cirque Lodge, and is being treated for an eating disorder and addiction issues. The X Factor has lost a lot of judges, and Billboard.com thinks the following should judge; Natalie Maines, Mary J Blige, Janet Jackson, Alicia Keys, Pink, Faith Hill, and Fergie.
6:40 AM: JB wants to do a wife check-which is where he asks the other guys in the room if their wife does something his wife does. He wants to know if their wives get on a mission around the house and expect the husband to be 100% on board. His wife is currently on a mission right now to get their garage cleaned out and get them out of a storage unit. She completely expects him to join in on her mission, and yesterday at 4:55 PM she asked him to load up the car to take the stuff to Goodwill. He tried to explain to her that the game started in 5 minutes, and it wasn’t the right time.
6:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Sara’s apartment is having a Valentine’s Social on Monday and she wants to know if we think it’s dorky to attend one. We don’t think it’s a horrible idea, especially because there is often free food and drink, and last time she won $100 off her rent.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: What’s the price? Last week we stumped the guys when we asked them to name the price of things and products women use and buy all the time. Maybelline Mascara is $5.19. Sandy thought it was $17, Alex thought it was $8, and JB thought it was $10. A hairbrush is $15, and Sandy thought it was $4, Alex thought it was $12, and JB thought it was $7. Anti wrinkle serum is #32. JB thought it was $23, Sandy thought it was $20, and Alex thought it was $15.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. Did you enjoy the Super Bowl halftime show? What was your favorite commercial? David Beckham, The Brown M&M, The kid peeing in the pool. Jack in the Box has a bacon milkshake, would you try it?
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:40 AM: We talk to Mariah, a listener who thinks because she worked out 6 times a week, never eats sugar, and is a size2 that she should get to pay less for her clothing. She thinks it’s ridiculous that she should have to pay the same price as “big” people, and it’s not fair to people who are motivated to work on their body.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic. A woman has been rock climbing with her 2 year old strapped to her back, how do you feel about this? There is also a woman we’ve seen in the new who is rock climbing in her 3rd trimester of pregnancy.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. Are Facebook and Twitter as addicting as cigarettes and alcohol? They are more addicting, actually! The only urges harder to resist than Facebook are urges for sex and sleep. A 55 year old man in Montana wanted to take something off his bucket list. He wanted to be in a high speed car chase with the police. He found a police car, and sped past them. He ended up in a 100 mile per hour police chase.
8:20 AM: Yesterday Sandy pre-ordered some sandwiches from HEB and went to pick them up. He was asked to get cookies at HEB at 4:30 before the game by his wife. He got strawberry shortcake and cinnamon roll flavored cookies, and got in the 10 items or less line. The guy in front of him had 2 six packs of beer, and so did the guy behind him. When he realized this, he said he felt like the biggest weenie ever!
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An Avery Ranch man has been charged with murder after a shooting early Friday morning that ended fatally. Russell Brand wants to date Zooey Daschanel, according to new rumors. On Friday the doping case against Lance Armstrong was completely dropped by federal prosecutors. The City of Austin made new rules Thursday night saying that the Occupy protesters can no longer sleep overnight at City Hall. They were sent home Friday night and then on Saturday night they had a big rally.
8:40 AM: Sandy heard about a new carjacking trend on Facebook and he wants to make sure everyone is aware of it. The new trend is to tape a piece of paper on the back windshield of your car, so when you turn around to back out, you see it, stop, and leave the car runnin and the door open.
8:53 AM: Shamrock shakes are out again, and Sara has no idea what they are. We all groaned when we heard this, because we all have really fond memories of the Shamrock Shake at McDonalds. They are mint flavored green shakes that only certain McDonalds stores have.
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9:15 AM: Today’s topics. Taye Diggs was born with an extra finger on each hand, and Carrie Underwood was born with an extra nipple. If you were Eli Manning, what would you do for the next month? If Sara was Eli, she would go to a beach and get fat. JB would be Hawaii bound. Sandy would call his brother, say “I’ve got two” and then hang up. Cass would make some babies with that hot wife he has.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The trial will start today for the lacrosse player that was murdered in 2010. The Austin Zoo has a new primate house. Tonight on Jimmy Kimmel he will show a montage of videos where he asked viewers to videotape themselves unplugging the TV during the super Bowl yesterday and seeing how people react.
9:45 AM: In 2 weeks JB is running the Austin Marathon, and he feels ready. His wife is running the half marathon and they will probably run together for part of it. He runs about 10 miles a day, and this is after he has biked 3 or 4 miles with his dog to get her worn out. We are all impressed by his abilities, and maybe we will wait for him at the finish line.
6:00 AM: Lake Travis is now a 5A school as of yesterday. Roseanne Barr announced she is planning to run for President in the Green party. Today is National wear red day in honor of the American Heart Association. The city council approved a $1 surcharge for anyone who rides in a taxi from 9 pm to 4 am, to try and encourage cab drivers to make more runs for people drinking at night.
6:10 AM: Kelly Clarkson ticket giveaway!
6:15 AM: The Week in Review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Vince Young has been asked to participate on this season’s Dancing With the Stars. The X Factor needs judges, and Simon Cowell wants Beyonce to be a judge for a 5 year, 5 million dollar deal. The iPad 3 may be released in March, according to new rumors. Thieves stole 3 million dollars worth of historical gold nuggets from a court house this week.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Should Sandy get a free pass from parenting on Sunday so he can watch the Super bowl?
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:07 AM: Cecily LIVE from Hollywood. Big Miracle is out, starring Drew Barrymore, John Krazinski, and Kristen Bell. Cecily thinks the movie is good and a cute family film. Grade: B. Chronicle is out, and is about teens who discover super powers. Cecily said this was also enjoyable,, fun, and different. Grade: B. The Woman in Black is out, and stars Daniel Radcliffe.
7:10 AM: Kelly Clarkson ticket giveaway!
7:25 AM: Madonna’s new song.
7:35 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. This morning there was a fatal shooting in Avery Ranch. Kelly Ripa has a huge announcement on her show this morning, and we are wondering if it might be the announcement of her new co-host. The Winklevoss twins could make 25 million dollars once Facebook goes public. A graffiti artist who painted in the office can make up to 200 million dollars, and Bono from U2 can make 1 billion dollars off of it. Lake Travis is now a 5A school as of yesterday. Roseanne Barr announced she is planning to run for President in the Green party. Today is National wear red day in honor of the American Heart Association.
7:53 AM: The week in review.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Kelly Clarkson ticket giveaway!
Headlines. Men have an 80% higher chance of getting laid on Super Bowl Sunday than any other day of the year. Women lose interest in sex, the longer we are in a relationship. They lose 1% interest per year.
8:20 AM: Sandy’s dating questionnaire. The most influential person in his life besides his parents is his friend Moore, who has taught Sandy tons of stuff. He’s looking for someone who believes life is simple, and nothing is a big deal. The first thing people notice about him is they feel safe around him. The thing he wishes people noticed about him is that his parents made him wonderful. The 5 things he can’t live without; Hunting, CPA, Crown Royal, Good Credit, and a Clear Conscience.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The most popular car in the entire world is the Toyota Corolla. . Vince Young has been asked to participate on this season’s Dancing With the Stars. The most educated country is Canada, and The U.S. came in 4th place.
8:35 AM: Sandy’s daughter is 2 ½ years old and she loves the show Kipper, which is about a dog with a British accent. He’s noticed that she has been talking in a British accent and saying things like “have a go”, and “we’ll have a picnic by the sea”. He videotaped her playing golf and she says “have a go, Mommy” in the video.
8:53 AM: Cecily LIVE from Hollywood. Big Miracle is out, starring Drew Barrymore, John Krazinski, and Kristen Bell. Cecily thinks the movie is good and a cute family film. Grade: B. Chronicle is out, and is about teens who discover super powers. Cecily said this was also enjoyable,, fun, and different. Grade: B. The Woman in Black is out, and stars Daniel Radcliffe.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Today’s topics. Would you let Facebook chose your baby’s name? One couple did, and 150 people voted to choose their baby’s name.
9:20 AM: JB and Sandy bought superbowlsaturdaynight.com, and they think it’s going to be their ticket to retiring early. They think that in our lifetime, we will see the Super Bowl moved to Saturday night.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Winklevoss twins could make 25 million dollars once Facebook goes public. A graffiti artist who painted in the office can make up to 200 million dollars, and Bono from U2 can make 1 billion dollars off of it. The city council approved a $1 surcharge for anyone who rides in a taxi from 9 pm to 4 am, to try and encourage cab drivers to make more runs for people drinking at night. The X Factor needs judges, and Simon Cowell wants Beyonce to be a judge for a 5 year, 5 million dollar deal. The iPad 3 may be released in March, according to new rumors.
6:00 AM: The Longhorns picked up 28 mean yesterday on signing day, and we got many of the nation’s top recruits. Today is Groundhog Day, which we think is the weirdest “holiday” ever. Yesterday Don Cornelius died from an apparent suicide at age 77. Facebook went public yesterday, and it leaves many of us wondering how rich it will make Zuckerberg. He could be worth 28 billion dollars, putting him at #9 on the Forbes wealthiest people list. Last night David Letterman celebrated 30 years of being a late night host. A Texas millionaire adopted his 42 year old girlfriend as his daughter to protect his assets in the midst of a legal battle he is in.
6:15 AM: JB has reached the moment in life where he daughter, who is 10, has started to tease him and make fun of him. Last night he decided to sit down and record their conversation about it. She said that JB is not very bright, and a lot of times he does things that make him seem stupid, but she loves him anyways.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Katy Perry and Adele will perform at the Grammys this year. Nicki Minaj’s rider has come out and includes the following; 3 large baked good scented candles, 24 bottled waters, 24 red bulls, 24 snapples, turkey bacon, toast, eggs, Belgian waffles, spicy chicken, tuna, and crackers. Octavia Spencer from The Help is making the rounds during awards season, and she was on Ellen yesterday. She admitted that she wore 3 pairs of Spanx on the night of the Golden Globes, and she was very uncomfortable. American Airlines could cut 13,000 jobs to try and help the company financially and try to avoid bankruptcy.
6:48 AM: There is a bet you can make that Sandy says is a lock to make some money. The bet is whether or not Kelly Clarkson’s version of the National Anthem before the Super Bowl will be longer or shorter than 1 minute and 35 seconds. Sandy watched every video of her in existence on YouTube of her singing it, and she has NEVER gone over 1 minute and 35 seconds.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: What’s the cost? Sara has a theory that men have no idea how much women’s beauty and health products really cost. So today she looked up some items and quizzed the guys on the prices. How much is a Victoria’s Secret bra? Sandy thought $17, JB thought $28, and Alex thought $30. The bra is really a whopping $49! For the $9.50 box of tampons, Sandy guessed $50, JB guessed $23, and Alex guessed $13.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. Today the SXSW wristbands go on sale for Austinities. Sandy wonder if buying a wristband is really worth it. JB says it really depends on how you want to do SXSW. Wristband people can’t get into the big shows, so if you want to see the biggest bands, you have to get a badge. If you want to see the up and coming bands, then a wristband will do you just fine.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Groundhog determined this morning we will have more winter, but we’re not sure what this means since we haven’t really had winter yet. SXSW will host the world premiere of the new 21 Jump Street movie. Madonna’s set list has leaked for the super bowl
7:42 AM: We talk to a listener named Glen who is in his 40’s and has always lived at home with his parents. He has no desire to move out, and sees no reason why he should have to. He thinks it’s the smart decision. He pays no bills, he has money to date, and makes decent money at work that he gets to pocket.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Yesterday Facebook went public, and they had to release their financial information. Last year Facebook had 3.7 billion dollars in revenue, and made 1 billion in profit. They ended the year with 3.9 billion cash in hand. Be careful on Super Bowl Sunday, and remember to pee. A doctor has said that every year, he sees a rash of bladder infections after Super Bowl Sunday because people are holding their pee during the game.
8:17 AM: JB has reached the moment in life where he daughter, who is 10, has started to tease him and make fun of him. Last night he decided to sit down and record their conversation about it. She said that JB is not very bright, and a lot of times he does things that make him seem stupid, but she loves him anyways.
8:21 AM: JB answers the eHarmony questionnaire. His most influential person was his Grandmother. His quality he is looking for in a woman is integrity. People notice his quick wit first about him. The thing people don’t notice but he wishes they did is his hidden athletic ability. The 5 things he can’t live without; a vintage car, music, art, craft beer, and mid century furniture.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Octavia Spencer from The Help is making the rounds during awards season, and she was on Ellen yesterday. She admitted that she wore 3 pairs of Spanx on the night of the Golden Globes, and she was very uncomfortable. Nicki Minaj’s rider has come out and includes the following; 3 large baked good scented candles, 24 bottled waters, 24 red bulls, 24 snapples, turkey bacon, toast, eggs, Belgian waffles, spicy chicken, tuna, and crackers. A Massachusetts woman said the FBI used a chainsaw to open her door, tackled her, and held her at gunpoint for 30 minutes before they said “oops, wrong person”.
8:42 AM: JB is offended that the media only asked for quotes from black people when reporting on Don Cornelius’ death. JB and Sandy both watched the show, and they know tons of white people did as well.
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9:13 AM: Today’s topics. 58% of women believe it’s their job to clean the home, and many of these women say they wouldn’t trust their man to clean the house. 27% of people don’t know how much their partner makes per year. 8% of women and 4% of men keep a secret bank account and their partner doesn’t know about it.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. This weekend is a no refusal weekend in Austin, according to the APD. According to a recent survey by Match.com, 52% of single men and 62% of single women want to marry. The NFL is launching a free fantasy football game called “The Perfect Challenge” in which the top winner will win 1 million dollars.
9:40 AM: 2 minute topic. If someone broke into your home and stole all of your guns, would you spend the night in that house?
9:48 AM: Tomorrow we’ll be giving away tickets to see Kelly Clarkson in concert all day long!
6:00 AM: This year you can watch the Super Bowl on your computer, as NBC will stream it online. You will be able to re-watch commercials immediately and will also be able to watch all of the pre-game coverage. Yesterday Peyton did an interview with ESPN, and addressed the status of his health for the first time. He said he was feeling great and was ready to play, but it’s likely the Colts will let him go. The tickets go on sale today for the Austin comedy festival that is happening this spring.
6:15 AM: Fact of bull fact. Jerry Seinfeld owns the first and last Porsche 911’s ever made. He has 50 Porsche cars in his car collection. Matthew Broderick won a Tony Award when he was only 21 years old. Jerry Seinfeld only wore white Nike shoes in every episode of Seinfeld. The actor who played the soup Nazi has also played Saddam Hussein and Osama Bin Laden on other TV shows.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night George Clooney did a 2 hour episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio. He said he loves doing commercials overseas because that’s how he can make money to live on, and then do the films he wants to do in America that don’t pay well. Live with Kelly has narrowed down a list of people who will be called back for co host options, and it includes; Jerry O’Connell, Dana Carvey, Seth Myers, and Michael Strahan. A Hutto man has been arrested for impersonating a police officer at least 5 times. The Costa Concordia ship has announced that passengers will each get $14,000, but for 6 passengers that isn’t enough money. These 6 passengers are suing the cruise line for 460 million dollars.
6:45 AM: Questions from the bag. Alex, when you were a kid were you ever attracted to one of your friend’s moms? If so, tell us about it. Alex says he was in love with the Cook family’s mom because they were the only white family he’d ever seen growing up in El Paso. He loved that she has flowing blonde hair and would always go to their house around dinner so they’d invite him in to eat with them.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:07 AM: Is it harder or easier dating today than it was 10 years ago? Sara thinks dating today is the hardest thing ever. She says it’s mostly due to technology, texting, and facebook. The guys think it was way harder to date back in their single days because it was before cell phones, and it made it very hard to track down a girl.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. A Florence High School teacher was suspended for oil wrestling at a bar in Georgetown. How would you feel if this was your child’s teacher? A list of the top 10 universities and colleges to play quidditch has been released; 1.) Middlebury College, in Vermont , 2.) The University of Kansas, 3.) Louisiana State University, 4.) Texas A&M University, 5.) Emerson College, in Boston , 6.) The University of Rochester , 7.) The University of Pittsburgh , 8.) Villanova University , 9.) Marquette University , and 10.) Boston University. Sofia Vergara, "Sports Illustrated" model Kate Upton, and Rooney Mara were named the top 3 most desirable women in a recent poll on askmen.com.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Facebook is expected to go public today, and they are going to be as valuable as McDonald’s is. Texas will get 27 letters of intent signed today from high school football players. Adele is going to perform at the Grammy Awards and this will be her first U.S. performance since her vocal surgery. Mitt Romney won the Florida primary last night.
7:42 AM: JB thinks Selena Gomez is really cute and even though he wants to dislike her, he just thinks she is too cute and talented to hate. Anyone else have a potentially creepy crush that you’re willing to admit? We had a female listener call in and admit her love for Justin Bieber.
7:51 AM: 2 minute topic. Is Austin on the verge of jumping the shark in hipness?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: The best breakfast foods aren’t necessarily cereal, fruit, and eggs. A nutritionist suggests eating sushi for breakfast because it has the best balance of protein and carbs. Also cold pizza is on her list of great foods with huevos rancheros, chicken quesadillas, and beef and broccoli. The new trend now that planking and tebowing are “out”, is breading. Breading is when you take the center out of a piece of bread and put it around a cat’s head with their face poking out of the hole.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Pfizer is recalling 1 million packets of birth control pills Lo Orval 28, Norgesterol, and one other kind is checking. Michelle Obama was on Jay Leno last night and he asked her about her husband singing at the Apollo Theatre. She said she didn’t know he was going to do it, but she loves his voice and he sings to her all the time. Last night George Clooney did a 2 hour episode of Inside the Actor’s Studio, and said the last profession on earth he’d like to attempt is proctology. Live with Kelly has narrowed down a list of people who will be called back for co host options, and it includes; Jerry O’Connell, Dana Carvey, Seth Myers, and Michael Strahan.
8:45 AM: Earlier in the show we were talking about dating, and Sara pulled 5 of the dating questions everyone has to answer on EHarmony, and is having the guys answer them. Alex went ahead and did his today and JB and Sandy will go tomorrow. Our favorite answer of Alex’s was to the question “What are 5 things you can’t live without?” His answer was; beer, vodka, cigarettes, Nascar, and tailgating.
8:56 AM: A student obtained 0% on an exam but go no questions wrong. Here’s a few examples of his answers; In which battle did Napoleon die? A: His last one. Where was the Declaration of Independence signed? A: At the bottom of the page.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:18 AM: Today’s topics. Kristen Bell was on Ellen yesterday and shared a video in which she was crying hysterically with joy because her fiancé surprised her with a sloth on her birthday. What would make us cry? Patty McGuire would make Sandy cry, Sara cries every time she gets close to Jessica Simpson, Alex would cry if he met Morrissey. The Puppy Bowl starts at 2 pm on Sunday, who is watching it?
