4/30/12…. by Cassiday Proctor,posted Apr 30 2012 10:52AM
6:00 AM: This weekend in Austin there were a ton of events going on; The Food and Wine Festival, Eeyore’s Birthday, The Moontower Comedy Festival, and a few other events. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting.
6:11 AM: Sara’s dog chewed her friend’s seat belt in her friend’s car this weekend and she is so embarrassed and upset because he never chews things. Cass is thinking about the awesome night she had with Sara on Friday, they went to a Food and Wine Event and totally geeked out over all of the chefs that were there. Alex and his wife went to Whataburger at 12:30 last night and they claim they are starting a new diet today. JB got his daughter a phone, and it’s her first phone. She is cracking him up because she has been texting him a lot, and he Is very amused by it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A cyclist was hit and killed at 360 and Westbank on Saturday afternoon by an 85 year old woman who was driving. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their vows over the weekend at the Eiffel Tower. Nutella advertises that their product is healthy, but it actually has the calories and fat equivalent to a candy bar. Two moms sued the company, and because of it any customer who bought Nutella between 2008 and 2012 is entitled to $4 to $20.
6:41 AM: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy, Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones, and Horse with No Name. The theme is in honor of the fact that The Kentucky Derby is this weekend in Louisville.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: We replay our interview with Corey Redding that we did on Friday.
7:20 AM: Couples that dated in the 90’s that we forgot about; Danny Wood and Halle Berry, Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts, Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey, Ashley Judd and Michael Bolton, Jewel and Sean Penn, Ed Norton and Courtney Love, Vanilla Ice and Madonna, Kathy Griffin and Jack Black, Tiffani Amber Thieseen and Pauly Shore.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. William and Kate got married one year ago. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. Kevin Richardson is returning to The Backstreet Boys. May 12th Will Ferrell will host SNL and Usher will be the musical guest.
7:45 AM: Alex feels left out by Sandy, and because of it he has bailed out on playing in a golf tournament with Sandy today. He says Sandy made him feel not wanted, and he is trying to bail on Sandy for the tournament today.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:14 AM: A man named Obi Wan Kenobi caused a 4 car pile up and then fled the scene. He was caught and is now out on bail. A 92 year old WW2 Veteran gets bootleg copies of current movies and he copies them by the thousands and sends them to the troops overseas. He has spent over $30,000 on postage alone, and he has been doing this for 10 years even though it’s very illegal.
8:22 AM: Sandy got an iPad this weekend and he’s wanted one for 2 years. He is thinking about returning it because now that he has it, he doesn’t really see the point. He has a Mac Book Pro and an iPhone, so he doesn’t really see why he needs it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. In North Carolina a 9th grader was being disrespectful and her parents made her walk up and down the side of a street holding a sign saying he is rude and disrespectful. Ryan Seacrest is producing a reality show following Joe Jonas and his wife in their home life. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend.
8:40 AM: JB’s wife read “50 Shades of Gray” last week and he wanted to see what the big fuss was all about. He started reading it this weekend and read about half of it in one day. He thinks Sara should stop reading it now though. It’s about a sexual relationship between a late 20’s billionaire man and an inexperienced 21 year old virgin girl. In the book, he makes her sign a contract that is all about the terms of their relationship and it’s all about dominance and submission.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Man Sues BWM for Persistent Erection”. A man says his BMW motorcycle gave him a severe case of an erection that wouldn’t go away. He has had it for 20 months and counting. A study says that 60 hour work weeks are not productive, and the most productive work week is one that is 40 hours. Patrick Dempsey saved the life of a teenager who flipped his car over in a wreck in front of Dempsey’s house.
9:45 AM: Funniest line of the show. The current scores; JB-5, Sandy-4, JB-2, Cass and Sara-0. Today the funniest line went to JB who made a joke about a coon ass Louisiana guy trading a beaver pelt to get sex with Sara.
4/30/12…. by Cassiday Proctor,posted Apr 30 2012 10:52AM
6:00 AM: This weekend in Austin there were a ton of events going on; The Food and Wine Festival, Eeyore’s Birthday, The Moontower Comedy Festival, and a few other events. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting.
6:11 AM: Sara’s dog chewed her friend’s seat belt in her friend’s car this weekend and she is so embarrassed and upset because he never chews things. Cass is thinking about the awesome night she had with Sara on Friday, they went to a Food and Wine Event and totally geeked out over all of the chefs that were there. Alex and his wife went to Whataburger at 12:30 last night and they claim they are starting a new diet today. JB got his daughter a phone, and it’s her first phone. She is cracking him up because she has been texting him a lot, and he Is very amused by it.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A cyclist was hit and killed at 360 and Westbank on Saturday afternoon by an 85 year old woman who was driving. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend. Mariah Carey and Nick Cannon renewed their vows over the weekend at the Eiffel Tower. Nutella advertises that their product is healthy, but it actually has the calories and fat equivalent to a candy bar. Two moms sued the company, and because of it any customer who bought Nutella between 2008 and 2012 is entitled to $4 to $20.
6:41 AM: Wildfire by Michael Martin Murphy, Wild Horses by The Rolling Stones, and Horse with No Name. The theme is in honor of the fact that The Kentucky Derby is this weekend in Louisville.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:15 AM: We replay our interview with Corey Redding that we did on Friday.
7:20 AM: Couples that dated in the 90’s that we forgot about; Danny Wood and Halle Berry, Matthew Perry and Julia Roberts, Derek Jeter and Mariah Carey, Ashley Judd and Michael Bolton, Jewel and Sean Penn, Ed Norton and Courtney Love, Vanilla Ice and Madonna, Kathy Griffin and Jack Black, Tiffani Amber Thieseen and Pauly Shore.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. William and Kate got married one year ago. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. Kevin Richardson is returning to The Backstreet Boys. May 12th Will Ferrell will host SNL and Usher will be the musical guest.
7:45 AM: Alex feels left out by Sandy, and because of it he has bailed out on playing in a golf tournament with Sandy today. He says Sandy made him feel not wanted, and he is trying to bail on Sandy for the tournament today.
7:52 AM: 2 minute topic.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:14 AM: A man named Obi Wan Kenobi caused a 4 car pile up and then fled the scene. He was caught and is now out on bail. A 92 year old WW2 Veteran gets bootleg copies of current movies and he copies them by the thousands and sends them to the troops overseas. He has spent over $30,000 on postage alone, and he has been doing this for 10 years even though it’s very illegal.
8:22 AM: Sandy got an iPad this weekend and he’s wanted one for 2 years. He is thinking about returning it because now that he has it, he doesn’t really see the point. He has a Mac Book Pro and an iPhone, so he doesn’t really see why he needs it.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The White House Correspondent’s Dinner was this weekend, and President Obama was making tons of funnies, as well as Jimmy Kimmel who was hosting. In North Carolina a 9th grader was being disrespectful and her parents made her walk up and down the side of a street holding a sign saying he is rude and disrespectful. Ryan Seacrest is producing a reality show following Joe Jonas and his wife in their home life. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend.
8:40 AM: JB’s wife read “50 Shades of Gray” last week and he wanted to see what the big fuss was all about. He started reading it this weekend and read about half of it in one day. He thinks Sara should stop reading it now though. It’s about a sexual relationship between a late 20’s billionaire man and an inexperienced 21 year old virgin girl. In the book, he makes her sign a contract that is all about the terms of their relationship and it’s all about dominance and submission.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. “Man Sues BWM for Persistent Erection”. A man says his BMW motorcycle gave him a severe case of an erection that wouldn’t go away. He has had it for 20 months and counting. A study says that 60 hour work weeks are not productive, and the most productive work week is one that is 40 hours. Patrick Dempsey saved the life of a teenager who flipped his car over in a wreck in front of Dempsey’s house.
9:45 AM: Funniest line of the show. The current scores; JB-5, Sandy-4, JB-2, Cass and Sara-0. Today the funniest line went to JB who made a joke about a coon ass Louisiana guy trading a beaver pelt to get sex with Sara.
6:00 AM: Ladybird Johnson Wildflower Center got a large monetary gift yesterday to build a 4.5 acre garden for children to learn Austin will look like in 30 years. This will help plan for growth and change in the future for our city.
6:13 AM: Things you should be up front about when dating; if you’re not looking for anything serious, you need to be honest about that. If you have kids, you need to be up front about that. You need to be up front about your political views if you are passionate about them. Your religious beliefs if you are serious about them. If you have a crazy job with strange hours, you need to bring that up. If you’re a virgin and plan to stay that way until you are married, you need to tell them.
6:20 AM: The worst baseball fans of all time have been found. At yesterdays Rangers vs. Yankees game in Arlington, an outfielder threw a ball to the stands meant for a toddler. An adult man caught it and he and his date were taking pictures with the ball and laughing while the little boy reached out for the ball and began crying hysterically. They never gave the ball to the boy and the commentator for the game was talking pretty badly about the couple.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. An Ohio mom thought her 13 year old daughter was being disrespectful, so she posted a picture of her daughter with a red X over the mouth saying “I can’t keep my mouth shut, ask me why”. APD may go to “E Tickets” to make the traffic stop times shorter. A prom in Tennessee banned a girl for attending the event because she had on a confederate flag dress. There are two dating sites for dogs, where you can find new four legged friends for your pet.
6:45 AM: What’s on your mind? JB has a big white bag in front of him and we all want to know what’s in it. It’s a big pretzel from Easy Tiger on 6th street. This is a new bakery and bar that Cassiday and Sara are obsessed with, and told JB about. He finally went last night and loved it.
6:53 AM: Alex sleeps with the lights on, and we just found a survey that 4% of people sleep with the lights on. 16% of people sleep with teddy bears, which Cassiday does.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:06 AM: This weekend Sandy’s wife is doing a mud run in Smithville. Sandy initially agreed to do it, but had serious doubts after she had already signed him up. He has also injured his knees and doesn’t feel ready for it. The team is paid for, and 2 of the members are now out, so Tricia was looking for someone to fill the slot. She asked JB’s wife Erin, who cant go because she is signed up for another run this weekend. So she called Sara and she agreed to do it. Sara thinks they are going to bond and have a great time. And we can’t wait to hear about it.
7:20 AM: Should men have a “man shower” when they get married?The sexiest color women can wear is red, it signals sexual intent to men. Also, red was rated the most attractive color on women by men. Woolrich has come out with pants and jackets made to specifically hide concealed weapons.
7:40 AM: Cass’ moving stress.
8:12 AM: Rolling Stone polled their listeners and asked which celebrity they’d like to see in a hologram concert and here’s the list; Notorious BIG, Bob Marley, Michael Jackson, Janis Joplin, The Grateful Dead, The Doors, Freddy Mercury, John Lennon, Nirvana, and Jimi Hendrix.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. APD may go to “E Tickets” to make the traffic stop times shorter. Yesterday Mario Lopez said that he was asked to do Dancing With the Stars for an All Star season. An Ohio mom thought her 13 year old daughter was being disrespectful, so she posted a picture of her daughter with a red X over the mouth saying “I can’t keep my mouth shut, ask me why”. The worst baseball fans of all time have been found. At yesterdays Rangers vs. Yankees game in Arlington, an outfielder threw a ball to the stands meant for a toddler. An adult man caught it and he and his date were taking pictures with the ball and laughing while the little boy reached out for the ball and began crying hysterically. They never gave the ball to the boy and the commentator for the game was talking pretty badly about the couple.
8:54 AM: Landry almost killed herself on Sunday. He took her to the golf course, and when they were in the parking lot loading up the clubs to go home, he heard the golf cart take off. Landry was driving in standing up and she was going downhill. They turned around and saw her driving away, and it freaked them all out. Tricia was able to get on the cart and stop it before anything bad happened, but they were freaked out.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Egypt law allows men to have sex with their wives for up to 6 hours after they die. You get 936 Saturdays in your childhood, which equates to 2 and a half years of free time. TLC is getting back together and is going to record a new album and do a tour where they will project images of Lisa Left Eye Lopez on the wall. Rosie O’Donnell was on The View and says that Lindsey Lohan is not capable or ready of playing Elizabeth Taylor in a Lifetime Film. Katherine Heigl and her husband just adopted their 2nd child. A prom in Tennessee banned a girl for attending the event because she had on a confederate flag dress.
6:00 AM: 13,000 people rode from Houston to Austin this weekend in the MS 150. John Edwards’ opening arguments are today in his trial where there are 6 charges against him of using political campaign money to cover up an affair. Robin Gibb from The Bee Gees has woken up from his coma and is showing signs of recovery. The man who ran 100 marathons in 100 days completed his goal yesterday in London.
6:15 AM: Questions from the bag. Cassiday, what personal battle do you fight every day? She says she fights the battle of feeling like she accomplished enough that day to be satisfied. She says she wants to make every day special, and often fights with feeling like she didn’t do enough.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Neil Diamond got married to his manager this weekend in L.A. This is his third marriage, and his new wife’s first marriage. Cary Mulligan and Marcus Mumford got married over the weekend as well. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend, and this is the first weekend that The Hunger Games wasn’t #1 since it’s release. The “everyday” Lamborghini was released at a car show this weekend, and it’s an SUV from Lamborghini. At the Olympics they have passed legislation that will say fans can’t upload any photos or videos of the games to their social media accounts.
6:40 AM: Songs that are #1 on different charts. The hip Hop and R&B chart’s #1 son is by Usher and is called “Climax”. Country is Blake Shelton’s “Drink on It”. Rock and Pop Charts’ #1 is Fun’s “We Are Young”. On the dance charts David Aude has the #1 song. On the Latin Charts, it’s Michael Telo.
6:51 AM: Sandy has been mad at Alex since 9 am on Saturday morning. On Friday night Sandy, Alex, Andria, and our boss Cat went to the Johnny Cash tribute concert. Sandy got home at 12:30 and was looking forward to sleeping in because his daughter was sleeping at her Grandma’s house. At 9 AM the next morning Alex texted Sandy, and Sandy has been pissed about it all weekend.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:08 AM: Friday night he was driving out to a wedding at Lake Travis and on the way back his wife’s engine coolants light came on. Yesterday he was running errands decided he would top off the coolant in her car. He opened the hood of her car, he was pretty confused and didn’t know where to put fluid. He put coolant in a hole and realized shortly after he started to drive that he had put it in the wrong place. He put coolant in the hole where you’re supposed to put oil into the engine, and when he drove the car half a block, it started sputtering. He drove it into the driveway and the car died. He feels so horrible and has no idea how expensive this mistake will end up being.
7:25 AM: Today’s topics.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:45 AM: We talk to a guy names Chase who is a little annoyed with his girlfriend. She won’t stop calling him cute pet names in public and in front of their friends, and it’s driving him crazy.
7:50 AM: Sandy’s wife is a loud talker at restaurants, and he isn’t sure how to politely address it with her.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Headlines. Scientists have figured out what causes brain freezes and why we get them, and it turns out it’s a good thing. When we drink something really cold, extra blood rushes to our brain to try and protect it from getting too cold. This causes an artery to expand behind the eyes, and that’s what causes the uncomfortable feeling. In Salsbury Maryland, people in a neighborhood kept finding human feces in their yard for years. Finally one day a cop caught a man pooping in a yard and his excuse was that he had to go when he ran every morning, and the cop gave him a warning. Then later, someone caught him on surveillance camera driving up to the yard in his jeep, getting out, pooping in the yard, and driving away.
8:20 AM: The worst thing you can call a man is “creepy”, according to a recent story.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Neil Diamond got married to his manager this weekend in L.A. This is his third marriage, and his new wife’s first marriage. Cary Mulligan and Marcus Mumford got married over the weekend as well. Giulana Ransic is expecting her first baby. The “everyday” Lamborghini was released at a car show this weekend, and it’s an SUV from Lamborghini.
8:45 AM: Get ready—an epic concert is coming to The Cedar Park Center in September. The show will feature Def Leppard, Lita Ford, and Poison. The show is September 4th at 7 PM.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:13 AM: In New Zealand they are trying to get the price of cigarettes to $100 a pack to try and get people to quit smoking. A mom of a student at Harker Heights paid for a billboard to get people to vote for her daughter for prom queen.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Think Like a Man was the #1 film over the weekend, and this is the first weekend that The Hunger Games wasn’t #1 since it’s release. The man who ran 100 marathons in 100 days completed his goal yesterday in London. Justin Bieber tweeted on Saturday to the girl Mariah Yeater that accused him of impregnating her. He said “you will never get this” and it wad retweeted thousands of times by his fans. At the Olympics they have passed legislation that will say fans can’t upload any photos or videos of the games to their social media accounts.
6:00 AM: Dick Clark passed away yesterday from a heart attack. He was 82 years old, and he will be missed. The Megamillions winner from Illinois came forward yesterday and it’s a retired couple who only spend $3 on a ticket. 3 secret service agents involved in the scandal about Columbian prostitutes are leaving their jobs at the agency. The Texas nurse who murdered a mom and kidnapped her newborn baby admitted she did it because she was trying to cover up her own miscarriage from her fiancé. Lady Vols coach Pat Summitt is stepping down from her coaching job because she has early onset dementia.
6:15 AM: Questions from the bag. Sara, would you rather be buried underground for 30 minutes or stand naked in public for 30 minutes? She, without a doubt would rather be naked in public. Being buried underground is her biggest fear.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is new Mel Gibson audio of him yelling at a screenwriter on the set of a film in Costa Rica. The APD have changed the duties of the officer who shot and killed Cisco the dog on Saturday to protect him because there are so many threats coming in. The police are taking a look at their policies about using deadly force on aggressive animals. Two complaints of aggressive behavior have been filed against Cisco the dog in the past, and this news has just come to light. An Austin High School teacher has been arrested for having marijuana in his home. An Austin woman set her husband on fire yesterday. She was giving him a massage and then poured gasoline on his body and then lit him on fire. Arrested Development’s 4th season will be released all at once via Netflix.
6:45 AM: What’s the theme? Elvis, Tupac, and Nat King Cole. They have all had videos/songs released after they passed away.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:08 AM: Sandy’s eulogy for Sara.
7:20 AM: We have gotten only one complaint about Sara’s billboard so we wanted to talk to the lady on air and see what she is so mad about. She says the guys should be ashed of themselves and it was incredibly sexist to do what they did. She thinks they should be recognizing Sara’s brains, not her looks. She even thinks the “hottest women in radio list” is incredibly offensive.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Clark passed away yesterday from a heart attack. He was 82 years old, and he will be missed. The Megamillions winner from Illinois came forward yesterday and it’s a retired couple who only spend $3 on a ticket.
7:45 AM: The manliest things on earth. Food—Beef Jerky, Sport—Football, and Drink---Beer.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:23 AM: Today is Sandy and Tricia’s 4th wedding anniversary. We dare them to be romantic on the air together and they say it can’t be done. We got them on the phone, and they were right. They are totally unwilling and unable to be romantic, and say they are the least romantic couple on earth.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Dick Clark passed away yesterday from a heart attack. He was 82 years old, and he will be missed. Arrested Development’s 4th season will be released all at once via Netflix. The APD have changed the duties of the officer who shot and killed Cisco the dog on Saturday to protect him because there are so many threats coming in. The police are taking a look at their policies about using deadly force on aggressive animals. Two complaints of aggressive behavior have been filed against Cisco the dog in the past, and this news has just come to light. There is a 7 year old boy who is sick and dying, and his wish was granted of being Batman. They planned real life crime scenarios throughout the city of Arlington, TX, and let the boy who was dressed as Batman, fight the crime.
8:52 AM: Is it ok to go to bed mad at your significant other? The guys say yes, and sometimes it’s just necessary to go to bed angry. The girls say women hate going to bed angry and we hate it even more when you are fighting with us and are able to sleep.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Researchers in Tokyo have figure out how to regenerate hair on a bald mouse. Today the city council is meeting to discuss how much energy rates will go up for the paying customers.
6:00 AM: The Boston Marathon took place yesterday and Kenyan racers came in 1st, 2nd, and 3rd in both the men’s and women’s categories. George Zimmerman’s defense team asked yesterday for the judge on the case to be removed. JK Rowling is going to write a Harry Potter type encyclopedia and will donate all royalties to charity.
6:12 AM: Ryan Seacrest at age 20 was a DJ in Los Angeles making $10,800 a year. This year he’ll make 15 million. Johnny Depp made $13,500 at age 20 and this year he will make 50 million. Carrie Underwood made $15,980 in 2004 when she was 24 as a waitress, and now she is making millions. John Hamm made $14,350 for much of the 90’s, this year he’ll make 2.3 million for Mad Men.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was an Austin dog shot and killed by an APD officer, who showed up to the wrong home accidentally after the 911 dispatcher gave the cop the wrong address on a domestic violence call. Kelly Clarkson is going on tour with The Fray and the tour will come to Houston. The National Enquirer is saying that Oprah proposed to Stedman and will do a wedding special TV show and will televise the wedding to save her network.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. The most popular plastic surgery this year is chin implants. They are up 71% this year over last year, and both men and women are getting them.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Sandy’s friend is in a bit of a dilemma. The mom offered to buy the daughter’s wedding dress, and because of this the mom thinks that she gets a say in what dress they purchase. Does the mom get a say in the dress or should it 100% be the daughter’s choice?
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Nicki Minaj has quit using Twitter, even thought she has 11 million followers.
7:45 AM: We play “Hot or Not”, where Sara and Cass ask the guys to admit if popular male celebs are attractive or not. They all found Lance Armstrong and John Mayer Hot. None of them found Justin Bieber, Jeremy Piven, Channing Tatum, Mitt Romey or Tom Cruise hot. Alex liked Ryan Gosling, Tim Tebow, and Governor Perry. JB and Sandy both found John Hamm attractive as well as George Clooney.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. At Coachella this past weekend a hologram version of Tupac performed with Snoop Dogg. Would you pay money to see a hologram performance?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: There is a boy who came down with cancer and he was given 2 weeks to live. 4 years later he is still alive and has climbed Mount Everest and some other mountains, and yesterday he just finished the Boston Marathon in 5 hours. The average person doesn’t start to panic until they are at $22,000 in debt.
8:22 AM: JB sat down and talked with Erin. He saw that she got the book “Fifty Shades of Gray” and wanted to know about it. He asked if she got it because she is horny, and she freaked out. She said it grosses her out to talk about “being horny”.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There was an Austin dog shot and killed by an APD officer, who showed up to the wrong home accidentally after the 911 dispatcher gave the cop the wrong address on a domestic violence call. 11 secret servicemen are in trouble because they were partying at a brothel in Colombia and didn’t want to pay for the services they indulged in. This is how their story broke, and they are facing lots of punishment. The National Enquirer is saying that Oprah proposed to Stedman and will do a wedding special TV show and will televise the wedding to save her network. A man live tweeted his proposal for 12 hours
8:45 AM: Sara got to see the new Zac Efron movie last night. It’s called The Lucky One, and she loved it.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Chief Acevedo went to the hospital with chest pains yesterday and is going to be ok. There was an Austin dog shot and killed by an APD officer, who showed up to the wrong home accidentally after the 911 dispatcher gave the cop the wrong address on a domestic violence call. Women are more ethical than men according to a new study. A kindergartner threw a tantrum at a school in Georgia, and police had to come and handcuff her.
6:00 AM: 122 tornadoes touched down in the Midwest over the weekend, and there was a lot of damage to property and there were some deaths. Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees has colon cancer, liver cancer, and then contracted pneumonia which has put him into a coma. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, and she is sporting a $250,000 ring. Tim Tebow went to a Yankees game last night, and when the camera panned to him everyone booed him.
6:10 AM: Shampooing your eyelashes will help itchy watery eyes. You need to use baby shampoo to make sure not to hurt your eyes, but doing this will help because pollen sticks to your eyelashes and it gets into your eyes and irritates them. Eat yogurt. 2 cups of plain yogurt a day will help reduces allergy flare ups. Drink iced tea. The antioxidants help you from producing an allergy increasing factor in your body. Avoid wearing cotton, the static draw it to your body.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers had 5 guitars stolen from their studio in L.A. this weekend. NASA has mounted the Space Shuttle Discovery onto a jumbo jet to deliver it to the Smithsonian Museum. 11 secret service agents and 5 military service members are in trouble for paying for prostitutes and partying while in Colombia. Dateline did a special last night to test what kids would do with strangers when their parents weren’t around. All of the kids tested by them ended up getting onto an ice cream truck with a stranger who offered them free ice cream.
6:45 AM: Sara and Cass’ around the world food tour. They went to Wasota African Cuisine food trailer on South First Street, and loved it. The owner is from Nigeria and his name is Lawrence. They tried a dish with plantains, black eyed peas, and a spicy tomato sauce on it. They also loved a dish they tried with goat in it. They said it was affordable and delicious.
6:51 AM: Your tax return---save it or blow it? Cass saved hers this year, and loves watching her savings account grow. Alex sent his to pay off his credit card debt. JB thinks tax returns are for blowing on frivolous stuff. Sandy will spend half and save half. Sara has to save all of hers because her car’s air conditioner is broken and she needs to get it fixed.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:20 AM: The best compliments you can give a woman are; Have you lost weight?, You smell good today, and your hair looks nice.
7:30 AM: The Boston Marathon is today and they are warning the runners who aren’t used to running in hot weather to consider skipping the race this year. Robin Gibb from the Bee Gees has colon cancer, liver cancer, and then contracted pneumonia which has put him into a coma. Saturday Night Live is considering asking Mitt Romney a hosting gig on the show. Brad Pitt and Angelina Jolie are engaged, and she is sporting a $250,000 ring. There is a rumor that Matt Lauer has an illegitimate son with his co-anchor Natalie Morales.
7:40 AM: The best musical breakdowns of all time according to JB, Sandy, Alex, and Sara. Britney Spears “Toxic”, Led Zeppelin “Whole Lotta Love”, Guns N’ Roses “Patience”, Heart “Barracuda”, MC Hammer “Can’t Touch This”, Journey “Don’t Stop Believing” , and Jack Johnson “Taylor”.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Sandy’s wife is out of town and his mom and aunt are in town helping him take care of Landry. Last night she was about to drive him crazy, and he yelled into the other room for his mom to come take Landry because she was about to make him lose it. He wants to know if what he did is normal and ok, or if it’s bad?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Premiere of Maroon 5’s new song “Payphone”.
8:20 AM: Today’s topics. In Italy and Spain for years women have done this to lose weight for their weddings, and now they are starting to see it in the U.S. They take a feeding tube into their nostril and down into their stomach and taking a drip of 800 calories a day which is very unsafe.
8:23 AM: “Let’s stop pretending that Austin needs more bars”-JB. “Let’s stop pretending the party barges on Lake Travis are fun”-Sandy. “Let’s stop pretending that riding an inner tube or jet ski is an athletic endeavor”- Sandy.
8:30 AM: 73 year old Darlene Mays is one of Oklahoma biggest drug kingpins. She was caught last week and her pot dealing network spanned 4 states. They say 40% of the pot sold in 4 states came from her. Tom Petty and The Heartbreakers had 5 guitars stolen from their studio in L.A. this weekend. 11 secret service agents and 5 military service members are in trouble for paying for prostitutes and partying while in Colombia.
8:45 AM: Sara and Cass’ around the world food tour. They went to Wasota African Cuisine food trailer on South First Street, and loved it. The owner is from Nigeria and his name is Lawrence. They tried a dish with plantains, black eyed peas, and a spicy tomato sauce on it. They also loved a dish they tried with goat in it. They said it was affordable and delicious.
9:00 m: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: 15 crashes happen a week because of the driver mistaking the gas pedal and the brake pedal. 10 of these crashes are caused by women. Stay at home moms work an average of 94.7 hours a week and it should earn them an annual salary of $112,000 if they were paid for it. Working moms put in 57.9 hours at home a week in addition to their jobs. Families will spend $1,078 per teen on prom this year for their child’s prom.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There is a rumor that Matt Lauer has an illegitimate son with his co-anchor Natalie Morales. Oprah is going to be in a movie called “The Butler” and she will be playing opposite Forrest Whitaker. The film starts shooting in June in New Orleans. Ben Affleck and Justin Timberlake are going to star together in a film called Runner Runner.
6:00 AM: Yesterday APD office Jamie Pedron was laid to rest, and there were some beautiful speeches from his friends and colleagues during his funeral. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. George Zimmerman was charged with 2nd degree murder yesterday in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. Britney Spears is going to be a judge on The X Factor this season and she will get a 15 million dollar paycheck.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. There are more IRS employees than there are residents in Flint Michigan. There are more tax accountants in the U.S. than there are residents in Dallas Texas. 95% of people who use babysitters and housekeepers cheat on their taxes. Someone living in the Ukraine will pay $25,000 less in taxes per year than a resident of New York. 53.5% of Americans pay income tax. 1 in 8 people making one million dollars a year will get audited on their taxes.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday was the funeral of APD office Jaime Pedron, and even though it was a somber occasion, there were a lot of laughs. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. The Lollapalooza line up was announced yesterday. The headliners are The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Black Sabbath, The Black Keys, Jack White, Florence and The Machine, and a lot more. It kicks off August 3rd in Chicago. UT is now tobacco free all over campus.
6:42 AM: What’s the theme? Alice Cooper, Britney Spears, and Justin Bieber. The theme is all 3 of them have used a snake in their performance/image.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: We have a listener who is a bit OCD, and she wanted to know how often other people clean their bathrooms. She cleans hers everyday, and is wondering if it’s a bit too often.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:40 AM: What do you find to be incredibly overrated?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Today’s headlines. What do most women do when they have TDF—or Total Deodorant Failure? 67% attempt a re-application, 62% avoid lifting their arms for the rest of the day, and 52% will wash their armpits in the sink at work. Sara says she does this all the time. Cass says when she has TDF, she sprays perfume on her armpits.
8:20 AM: Anderson Cooper’s signature “giggle” has happened again! He was reporting on Dyngus Day, and couldn’t stop laughing when he heard the words “pussy willow”.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday APD office Jamie Pedron was laid to rest, and there were some beautiful speeches from his friends and colleagues during his funeral. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. Britney Spears is going to be a judge on The X Factor this season and she will get a 15 million dollar paycheck. UT is now a completely smoke free campus. A new study Sara found that 50% of chicken we eat is contaminated with fecal matter.
8:45 AM: We talked about Ashley Madison yesterday, which is a website for married people who want to cheat with other married people. We talked about how the people who use it are losers, and almost immediately got a response from a mom who says she uses it and loves it.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Axl Rose told the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame he didn’t want to be inducted.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday APD office Jamie Pedron was laid to rest, and there were some beautiful speeches from his friends and colleagues during his funeral. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. George Zimmerman was charged with 2nd degree murder yesterday in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. The City Council will meet tonight to regulate pedicabs. They want drivers to get a permit, get insurance, and enforce new safety standards. The biggest change will be making them advertise affordable rates and they will give them a lane to pull up and pick up passengers. Fatty McButternuts, Lord Godrick VonMousenburg, and Alyssa Butterscotch are on the list of the weirdest pet names of 2012.
6:00 AM: At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital. Part 2 of Kony 2012 was released yesterday and it isn’t getting as many views as the first one. The woman in Maryland who has been stringing along the media saying she has a winning lottery ticket is now saying that she has misplaced the ticket, and this is after she said that she hid it in the McDonald’s restaurant. The designer of the Porsche 911 passed away last night.
6:15 AM: The week in review.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital. Happy Meals will now be available in the state of California once again. There is a new presidential nominee Barbie doll. In the last year Austin population went up 4%, making us the 2nd fastest growing city in the nation.
6:45 AM: At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. American Reunion and Titanic 3D are out this week. Cecily didn’t love the film, but thought it had some funny moments and a lot of heart. Titanic is the same old movie we saw back in the day, and Cecily says the movie hold up today and is just as good.
7:15 AM: We talk to Austin Police Chief Art Acevedo. He gave us some more details about he officer shot and killed in the line of duty this morning. He said that the man shot the officer inside of the store and that the Wal Mart employees tackled the shooter and held him until a back up officer arrived on the scene to detain him.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital. Kim Kardashian is rumored to be dating Kanye West. Jennifer Love Hewitt was on Ellen’s show yesterday and sais she in single and would like to date Maroon 5 front man Adam Levine now that he is back on the market.
8:15 AM: The week in review.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital. The Masters is going on right now, and President Obama says that women should be allowed to join the golf club at Augusta. There is a new presidential nominee Barbie doll. In the last year Austin population went up 4%, making us the 2nd fastest growing city in the nation. We had about 60,000 people move to Austin in the last calendar year.
8:40 AM: Cecily Knobler live from Hollywood. American Reunion and Titanic 3D are out this week. Cecily didn’t love the film, but thought it had some funny moments and a lot of heart. Titanic is the same old movie we saw back in the day, and Cecily says the movie hold up today and is just as good.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Today’s topics. A woman at a wedding was drunk and wouldn’t stop slow dancing with the groom, so a brawl started and the woman was arrested and taken to jail. A 91 year old Montana man is still dressing up as a clown and performing at parties. His clown name is Creeky and he loves the art of clowning. It takes 26-28 years for an eco-friendly car to save you the money that you’d have spent if you bought a normal car.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. At 2:20 this morning the walmart at Parmer Lane and I-35 called the police because they said they had a drunk person in the store. When the officer arrived, the drunk man shot the police office and killed the officer. Also yesterday at 6:40 PM during a routine traffic stop an officer had to chase a suspect, and they got into a physical scuffle, and the man may have reached for the suspect’s handgun. The officer shot the suspect, killing him, and the officer is injured and in the hospital.
6:00 AM: Alex is mad that Sandy brought himself Whataburger for breakfast today but didn’t bring it for the rest of the group. He always makes everything about himself, which JB and Sandy say is like having a 2nd wife.
6:08 AM: American Idol is in the 11th season, and Sara was reading an article that this season is the most talented they’ve ever had. She decided to watch it last night and was definitely impressed. Whitney Houston’s final autopsy was released yesterday and she had cocaine in her system. Ryan Gosling saved a woman from being hit by a NYC cab, which proves he really is the most perfect man. The Masters golf tournament starts today.
6:15 AM: What’s on your mind? Alex went to a self serve car wash at Slaughter and Manchaca at 11:30 at night and he said it was the scariest moment of your life. Cass is thinking about how opening day is today for Major League Baseball, and how much she loves the atmosphere of the ball park. Sara is trying to swim to train for the Cap 2k which is a 2k swim in Town Lake. She was a good swimmer in high school and is realizing how hard it is to get back into a sport like that after all this year. JB is thinking about getting his daughter a phone. She is 10 and many of her friends have one and they all text JB and Erin all the time. Sandy hates getting refills for prescriptions
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Google has a new invention called Project Glass. They are glasses that you put on and they can do many things like; show your texts, show the temperature, give directions, and more. They basically are smartphones for your eyes. Betty White got Elton John a crocodile adopted in his name for his birthday. A 19 year old woman has committed a 3rd degree felony by creating a fake Facebook account for another woman. Rihanna is still hanging out with Chris Brown, and she says she doesn’t care what people think about it.
6:40 AM: Questions from the bag—if you could win something other than the lotto, what would you want it to be? JB would want to win a really exotic car. Sandy would want to win the Heisman Trophy. Sara would want to win the Nathan’s hot dog eating contest. Alex would want to win the Cap 10k. Cass would want to win an Oscar.
6:51 AM: What makes you most happy after a long day? Sandy says a cold Dos XX beer is his happiness, and Sara said French fries are hers. Cass likes a glass of bourbon, Alex likes turning the air conditioning to 50 degrees and lying naked on the floor, and JB would like some “welcome home honey” sex.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: What countries are the rudest to tourists? France is the #1 rudest, which didn’t surprise us too much. 2) Russia, 3) England, 4) Germany, 5) China, 6) USA. The two places tied for nicest to tourists are Brazil and the Caribbean Islands
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7:20 AM: Today is opening day for Major League Baseball. The Texas Rangers will sell the most hot dogs this season. There are less and less people watching TV shows live anymore, and most DVR them or watch them online. Have you ever been on a flight where someone flipped out and had to be escorted off the plane? Sandy was once, and the guy was sitting next to him. The guy was incredibly drunk and actng like a jerk, so they kicked him off.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The woman in Maryland who claims she won the lottery told the press the ticket is hidden somewhere inside the McDonalds where she works. There is a new book coming out that tells some behind the scene stories from the TV show Friends. “6 of 1” was what Friends was going to be called. Courtney Cox was originally cast as the role of Rachel and Monica was written for Jeanine Garofolo. Emma Stone was on Ellen and she asked if Andrew Garfield or Ran Gosling is a better kisser. She said it’s like apples and oranges, and she loves all fruit. A dog named Kilo who is a Pit Bull took a bullet for his owner and is still alive.
7:40 AM: The best songs written specifically for film soundtracks. Save Me by Aimee Mann was written for Magnolia. Miss Me by Elliott Smith was written for Good Will Hunting. Iris by The Goo Goo Dolls was written for City of Angels. Fools Rush in by Elvis was written for Blue Hawaii. Danger Zone was written for Top Gun. Don’t You Forget About Me was written for The Breakfast Club. Knocking on Heaven’s Door was written by Bob Dylan for Pat Garrett and Billy the Kid. The #1 song was Mrs Robinson by Simon and Garfunkel, which was written for The Graduate.
7:54 AM: Sandy thinks today is a big day for men to get vasectomies because today is the start of The Masters. He thinks most guys will get the procedure done so they have an excuse to sit and watch golf all day long.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:11 AM: Today’s topics. There is a jail named after Patrick Sullivan, who is a famous sheriff there. Now he is going to be put in the jail named after him because he was caught trading meth for sex with male prostitutes. iPad users should check out Face Invaders, a new app. It’s a game like Space Invaders where you shoot at your Facebook friends. There is a new Facebook App called Enemy Graph that helps you set who your enemies are. There’s an iPhone app called Pair where you can share photos and videos only with your partner, you can draw photos together, and you can “thumb kiss”.
8:23 AM: We talk to Robbie, a listener who quit smoking one month ago. He has been a smoker since 1999, and said it’s now mind over matter to stop smoking. He says he feels better already and is so glad he did it. We are proud of him and hope he inspires listeners to quit as well.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Tim Tebow was caught getting a manicure and pedicure and the paparazzi photographed him at the nail salon. The City of Austin is defending their choice to make us pay for meters until midnight, saying it brings more cars into downtown. Whitney Houston’s final autopsy was released yesterday and she had cocaine in her system. Kristen Wiig, Jason Sudekis, and Andy Samberg are leaving the cast of Saturday Night Live. A 19 year old woman has committed a 3rd degree felony by creating a fake Facebook account for another woman.
8:50 AM: Sandy called bingo last night for an event benefitting Autism Speaks. He said it was a fun experience and he really enjoyed it. It was at Twin Creeks Country Club , and he met a lot of wonderful families there.
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9:10 AM: Today’s topics. A man in Connecticut sent a message in a bottle and it made it to Italy. A woman was caught trading sex for 2 items off the dollar menu at McDonalds. There is now a peanut butter and jelly vodka available on the market from Van Gogh Vodka.
6:00 AM: There were tornadoes in the Dallas-Fort Worth area yesterday and most of the damage seemed to be in Arlington. The Baylor Women’s team won the National Championship last night against Notre Dame, which was their 40th win in a row. Jack Wagner was kicked off Dancing With the stars last night, and they are changing the rules to help keep the better dancers on the show for longer. Allegion Air is going to start charging people for carry on baggage that has to go into the overhead bins.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact—opening day of Baseball edition. 3,100 miles of hot dogs are sold every season at Major League Ballparks. The average team makes 2.8 million dollars a season in hot dog sales. 1 in 5 attendees at an MLB game order a beer. Raising the price of tickets lowers the attendance by around 525 people a game. The salary of the average Yankees player is higher than that of the average Royals, Rays, Pirates, and Padres player combined! The Orioles had the highest payroll in the MLB in 1998. Cal Ripken holds the record for most consecutive games played without a day off, and that is 2,600 games.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Titanic 3D comes out today and there will be a scene that has been re-done. An astronomer said that the stars in the drowning scene weren’t accurate, so James Cameron has re-done them. On the upcoming episode of Glee, there is a cool cover of Gotye’s “Somebody I used to Know”. Letterman has extended his contract through 2014, making this his 30th season on TV. He will surpass Johnny Caron for the longest running late night talk host. A man tried to sneak a knife through TSA at Kennedy Airport by putting inside of a tub of mayonnaise.
6:45 AM: We play the current #1 songs from Denmark, Germany, and Spain.
6:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Is it ok to take your kid out of school early for a trip or an event?
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:08 AM: Audio with Erin. JB interviews Erin “Tiger Beat” style. Favorite Soft Drink: Dr. Pepper. Celeb Crush: Rick Springfield. Book, and Movie: Ann Rice books, Mix of ACL music. Bad Habits: Anal Retentive. D o for fun: Run and go out dancing. Perfect date: Wine, light appetizers, laughter, and good conversation.
7:20 AM: Today’s Topics. Would you like a flying car? They have created one and it costs $279,000 right now. 100 people have put down the deposit for the car for when it goes on sale. The average person only eats 11 full meals a week. Half of them skip breakfast, which isn’t good. There is something called Dog Scouts, and it’s similar to Boy Scouts where dogs can earn badges.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Madonna concocted a scheme to help her new record get to #1 on the sales chart. She should have been beat by Lionel Richie, but she was giving away free albums to people who bought tickets to her concert, and those counted towards sales. There were tornadoes in the Dallas-Fort Worth area yesterday and most of the damage seemed to be in Arlington. The Baylor Women’s team won the National Championship last night against Notre Dame, which was their 40th win in a row. Jack Wagner was kicked off Dancing With the stars last night, and they are changing the rules to help keep the better dancers on the show for longer.
7:38 AM: Ever been to a redneck baby shower? Sandy’s sister went to a redneck baby shower last weekend. There were scheduled smoke breaks, you had to bring your own lawn chair, and the gifts were used items given in Ziploc bags. We heard from a listener who went to a couple’s baby shower a few years ago where the men had to do a drinking game in which they drank beer from baby bottles.
7:53 AM: 2 minute topic. Should sexy prom dresses be banned in schools?
8:22 AM: 50 Shades of Gray. We have been hearing a lot about this book and want to know more. It’s apparently an erotic novel that housewives are reading and it deals with the topics of being submissive to a man and S&M. We asked if any of our listeners have read it. Brandy read all 3 of the books and she said they were well written and enjoyable.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Allegion Air is going to start charging people for carry on baggage that has to go into the overhead bins. Titanic 3D comes out today and there will be a scene that has been re-done. An astronomer said that the stars in the drowning scene weren’t accurate, so James Cameron has re-done them. Letterman has extended his contract through 2014, making this his 30th season on TV. He will surpass Johnny Caron for the longest running late night talk host.
8:40 AM: Audio with Erin. JB interviews Erin “Tiger Beat” style. Favorite Soft Drink: Dr. Pepper. Celeb Crush: Rick Springfield. Book, and Movie: Ann Rice books, Mix of ACL music. Bad Habits: Anal Retentive. D o for fun: Run and go out dancing. Perfect date: Wine, light appetizers, laughter, and good conversation.
8:54 AM: 50% of Americans believe in love at first sight when it comes to buying a home.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: The NFL will have new uniforms this season, and Nike designed them. The photos were released yesterday of what they will look like. Lauren Conrad has a topless photo on the cover of Glamour magazine and it’s caused some of her fans to be upset, including Sara. The sons of The Beatles are thinking about starting a band together.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. A woman in NYC was almost hit by a cab, but she was saved by a man who happened to be Ryan Gosling. Ryan Seacrest will be a new correspondent for The Olympics this year. The woman who claims she won the lottery in Maryland has just to come forward with the ticket, so she may be lying. A man in Des Moines would go into his office at night and pee on the chairs of co workers who he didn’t like. He was found out and lost his job over it.
6:00 AM: Last night Kentucky won The NCAA Men’s College Basketball National Championship. A gunman killed 7 people at a college in Oakland yesterday. Katie Couric was on Good Morning America yesterday. Bruce Willis just had another daughter at 57 years old with his 33 year old wife. New York City is going to soon debut a cab that has phone chargers inside of it.
6:10 AM: 5) Photos of your food, 4) Holiday photos, 3) Photos that are supposed to look spontaneous but are obviously posed, 2) Baby photos, 1) Hipstomatic and Instagram photos.
6:26 AM: The Fray sang the National Anthem last night before the big championship basketball game, and it was terrible. We play that for you on the show now.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Adele is going to release a new song towards the end of the year. Tom Cruise is going to be in the film version of Rock of Ages and he sings in it. APD found an internal theft ring where people were stealing makeup, lotion, shampoo and razors from HEB and reselling it at flea markets or taking them to Mexico. Jaleel White had a bad rehearsal session on Dancing With the Stars and got into a heated confrontation with his dancing partner.
6:54 AM: 139 people have been hospitalized this year for trying the cinnamon challenge. Alex did it on our show a few years ago and he said he’d never do it again.
7:00 AM: Coast to Coast news in 60 Seconds.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. There is drama in Maryland with a woman who won the Mega Millions jackpot. She works at McDonalds and her coworkers claim that the winning ticket belongs to all of them because they entered money in a pool. She claims the winning ticket was one she bought separately for herself. The creator of Two and a Half Men thinks there are too many women on TV. A group of 6th graders were cleaning out a lake and found a bag full of antique jewelry and military medals.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night Kentucky won The NCAA Men’s College Basketball National Championship. Oprah was on the CBS morning show yesterday and she said that if she had known how difficult it was to have her own network, she may have changed things or would not have done it at all. Bruce Willis just had another daughter at 57 years old with his 33 year old wife. Alec Baldwin is remarrying a 28 year old yoga instructor.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:15 AM: Sandy made his wife mad by putting a temporary tattoo on their daughter. Well now it won't come off, and Tricia is at her wits end. Check out the suggestions we got to remove it from our listeners ; WD-40, nail polish remover, peanut butter, goo gone, Purell, OFF Bug spray with deet, baby oil, and eye makeup remover.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night on Dancing with the Stars, many of the contestants broke down in tears after dancing. Jaleel White and Gavin DeGraw both broke down in tears after their dances. Adele is going to release a new song towards the end of the year. KONY 2012 part 2 will be released on the internet today.
8:40 AM: We revealed Sara’s sexy pictures yesterday on the Mix website, and they are hot!! We challenged her to take a sexy picture, and she did a whole photo shoot.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Are there too many kinds of milk? Coconut milk, rice milk, almond milk, hemp milk, half and half, soy milk, cow’s milk, and more. There was a special on 20/20 that said that sugar is a toxin, and it can seriously harm us if we have more than 6 Tablespoons of it a day.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Last night Kentucky won The NCAA Men's College Basketball National Championship. Levi Johnson who is Bristol Palin’s baby daddy has just gotten another woman pregnant. APD found an internal theft ring where people were stealing makeup, lotion, shampoo and razors from HEB and reselling it at flea markets or taking them to Mexico. Oprah was on the CBS morning show yesterday and she said that if she had known how difficult it was to have her own network, she may have changed things or would not have done it at all.
9:48 AM: 5 firemen in Albuquerque won $10,000 in the mega millions and they gave all of their winnings to help pay for a co-worker’s brain surgery.
6:00 AM: Mayor Lee Leffingwell’s office announced some new initiatives yesterday as a part of April Fool’s Day. A limit on size of business cards, a limit on buttons on TV remotes, a requirement that mustard be on all tables in Austin. The winners from the Megamillion drawing are from Kansas, Maryland, and Illinois. Yesterday they put up a Ricky Williams statue at the UT Football stadium. The Hunger Games has now crossed the 250 million dollar mark.
6:15 AM: What are you thinking? Sandy is thinking about the Hunger Games, because he wants to see it this week. Cass is thinking about the big Ku game tonight. Sara is thinking about her big sexy photo shoot being revealed this morning at 8:20. Alex is thinking about his date with his wife tonight at Red Lobster. JB is thinking about the new pet in the Hager household, Billy Bob the turtle.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. There were 2 deaths over the weekend. One was a man who fell from a cliff over Pennybacker Bridge last night, and a 21 year old woman was hit by a boat near Mansfield Dam this weekend and died. The Academy of Country Music Awards were last night and Taylor Swift was supposed to bring a fan as her date. He asked her to his prom, but she couldn’t go, so she invited him to come as her date to the awards, but he has cancer and was too sick to come. 5 more red light cameras will go live today in Round Rock. Adam Sandler’s Jack and Jill won 10 razzie awards this weekend.
6:47 AM: Should men wear “mangagement” rings? There is a trend in other countries where men wear rings once they are engaged. Should this become common in America? Sara and Cass think it would be cool if guys did this. Sandy is pretty neutral on it, and JB and Alex are baffled by the trend but would do it if it made their wife happy.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:05 AM: Have you ever been fired by someone you pay for their services? Alex and his wife were fired by their wedding photographer because she got annoyed by their schedule. A woman call in who got fired by her therapist, and another woman got fired by her dentist because her ex husband said something offensive to the dentist.
7:20 AM: Today’s topics. A study found that kids stop being cute once they reach 4 and a half years old. A man in Southern California won $250,000 in the Mega Millions and quit his job to move back home to Guatemala and open a restaurant.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The winners from the Megamillion drawing are from Kansas, Maryland, and Illinois. Two Austin tickets won $250,000. The Hunger Games has now crossed the 250 million dollar mark. Sarah Palin is cohosting the Today Show this week. Ashton Kutcher is going to play Steve Jobs in a movie.
7:40 AM: The top boy bands of all time, as voted by Rolling Stone. 10—New Edition, 9—Take That, 8—The Beach Boys, 7—The Jonas Brothers, 6—The Monkees, 5—N’Sync, 4—Jackson 5, 3—New Kids on the Block, 2—The Beatles, 1—The Backstreet Boys.
7:50 AM: 2 minute topic. Titanic is coming out in 3D, and Kate Winslet says the theme song still makes her sick to her stomach. Do you still love the theme song or do you hate it? 54% of Americans still love it.
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:20 Sara’s sexy photo reveal! Check out her pictures at Mix947.com.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. The Academy of Country Music Awards were last night and Taylor Swift was supposed to bring a fan as her date. Jeremy Lin has injured his knee and is out for the season. Octomom is on Welfare and the state of California is not happy about it, Chevy Chase may be fired from Community after leaving a vulgar voicemail for the creator of the show.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Today more than 70 local businesses will light their buildings blue in support of Autism. The winners from the Megamillion drawing are from Kansas, Maryland, and Illinois. Sarah Palin is cohosting the Today Show this week. Ashton Kutcher is going to play Steve Jobs in a movie.
