The following is an article I wrote for a href="http://www.rareaustin.com/"Rare Magazine/a for the Sept. Film issue. On stands at your favorite local boutiques and restaurants is the new "Food Issue".  Check out a href="http://www.rareaustin.com/"www.rareaustin.com/a for information on Restaurant week. divbr //divdiv______________/divdivbr //divdivbr //divMike Judge was dead on when he predicted the dumbing down of America in his film âIdiocracy.â He predicted that eventually the number one show will be âAwww, my Ballsâ and the Oscar winning film will be called âAssâ. The single reason we are bottom feeders for entertainment is the one and only YOUTUBE.br /br /Youtube is single handedly destroying films and civilization. I can prove it. I am going to start out on an indisputably pure subject and show you how quickly things fall apart. I log onto Youtube and search Mother Teresa, great philanthropist and winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979.br /br /(Search) Mother Teresabr /The first video to catch my attention was video footage from a Mother Teresa documentary put to the U2 song âGraceâ. Watching it I learned two thingsâ¦Bono didnât always wear sunglasses and I will mentally remove Calcutta from my âplaces to visit before I dieâ list.br /42,794 viewsbr /br /(Related Video) U2 Angel of Harlembr /I felt the guilts for not staying on the Mother Teresa route. Youtube suggested more footage from documentaries about her, but I was ready to move on. Between Mother Teresa and Bono I was feeling pretty worthless. I napped most of the day and drank beer. Again, itâs weird to see Bonoâs eyes. 157,662 viewsbr /br /(Related Video) John Stevens â King of the Roadbr /Of course, many U2 video suggestions came up, but the one that compelled me to click was John Stevens singing âKing of the Roadâ. Remember John Stevens? The red headed crooner from season 3 of American Idol. Not only did he forget one of the lines on this performance, he lost to Fantasia! Loser. 24,958 viewsbr /br /(Related video) best tricks of KING OF THE ROADbr /Of course itâs inevitable that youtube take you to a skater video. Here it is in 3 moves from Mother Teresa! Iâm a sucker for good skate vids. This is a killer one. It has a naked skater, a couple of face plants, tattoos and thrashing tunes. Big props to them for not including a guy accidentally straddling a hand rail. 110,011 viewsbr /br /br /(Related Video) College Booty Shakebr /This is a webcam quality video of two college age girls doing a booty shake. If you are not familiar with Booty Shaking, itâs a type of dancing common among strippers. Itâs fairly sexy and exotic on both African American and Latin women. White women think they can do it, but look more as if they are suffering from hypothermia. The objective with booty shaking is act as if you are standing on a surfboard, but only move your butt up and down. This video in particular is more focused on the two girls making out, a common theme on Youtube.br /Views: 406,986br /br /I have clicked on every single related video and they are all girls booty shaking. Many of them have over one million views. Itâs impossible to leave this subject. This experiment is officially over!br /br /Once you jump into booty shaking, itâs impossible to leave. Who are they making these videoâs for? Their boyfriends? Their girlfriends? I canât tell. There are some common threads with the booty shake vids. They are usually shot in a cluttered bedroom. There are usually two or more girls, the beefier one seems to always be initiating things. I think the beefy girls are using the skinny girls for web hits and attention. However, I donât think the skinny girls would make this video alone, so I should really be thanking the fat one. âThank you fat girl!âbr /br /We went from Mother Teresa to girls shaking it in your face in a measly 4 moves. What does that say about us and our society? The shear number of hits with skateboarding and booty shake videos are staggering. Any aspiring filmmaker who wants to take a cue from this should be developing a script staring Tony Hawk and Kim Kardashian. Itâs a runaway hit.br /br /Who needs mega box office smash hits staring pretty people like Will Smith or Angelina Jolie? Besides, I was tired of films set âBefore civilization beganâ or âAfter it endedâ⦠in middle Earth or outer space anyway.br /Bring on the booty and bust an olie for me. My 8 bucks for the movie ticket is all yours.
The following is an article I wrote for Rare Magazine for the Sept. Film issue. On stands at your favorite local boutiques and restaurants is the new "Food Issue".  Check out www.rareaustin.com for information on Restaurant week.Â
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Mike Judge was dead on when he predicted the dumbing down of America in his film âIdiocracy.â He predicted that eventually the number one show will be âAwww, my Ballsâ and the Oscar winning film will be called âAssâ. The single reason we are bottom feeders for entertainment is the one and only YOUTUBE.
Youtube is single handedly destroying films and civilization. I can prove it. I am going to start out on an indisputably pure subject and show you how quickly things fall apart. I log onto Youtube and search Mother Teresa, great philanthropist and winner of the Nobel Peace Prize in 1979.
(Search) Mother Teresa The first video to catch my attention was video footage from a Mother Teresa documentary put to the U2 song âGraceâ. Watching it I learned two thingsâ¦Bono didnât always wear sunglasses and I will mentally remove Calcutta from my âplaces to visit before I dieâ list. 42,794 views
(Related Video) U2 Angel of Harlem I felt the guilts for not staying on the Mother Teresa route. Youtube suggested more footage from documentaries about her, but I was ready to move on. Between Mother Teresa and Bono I was feeling pretty worthless. I napped most of the day and drank beer. Again, itâs weird to see Bonoâs eyes. 157,662 views
(Related Video) John Stevens â King of the Road Of course, many U2 video suggestions came up, but the one that compelled me to click was John Stevens singing âKing of the Roadâ. Remember John Stevens? The red headed crooner from season 3 of American Idol. Not only did he forget one of the lines on this performance, he lost to Fantasia! Loser. 24,958 views
(Related video) best tricks of KING OF THE ROAD Of course itâs inevitable that youtube take you to a skater video. Here it is in 3 moves from Mother Teresa! Iâm a sucker for good skate vids. This is a killer one. It has a naked skater, a couple of face plants, tattoos and thrashing tunes. Big props to them for not including a guy accidentally straddling a hand rail. 110,011 views
(Related Video) College Booty Shake This is a webcam quality video of two college age girls doing a booty shake. If you are not familiar with Booty Shaking, itâs a type of dancing common among strippers. Itâs fairly sexy and exotic on both African American and Latin women. White women think they can do it, but look more as if they are suffering from hypothermia. The objective with booty shaking is act as if you are standing on a surfboard, but only move your butt up and down. This video in particular is more focused on the two girls making out, a common theme on Youtube. Views: 406,986
I have clicked on every single related video and they are all girls booty shaking. Many of them have over one million views. Itâs impossible to leave this subject. This experiment is officially over!
Once you jump into booty shaking, itâs impossible to leave. Who are they making these videoâs for? Their boyfriends? Their girlfriends? I canât tell. There are some common threads with the booty shake vids. They are usually shot in a cluttered bedroom. There are usually two or more girls, the beefier one seems to always be initiating things. I think the beefy girls are using the skinny girls for web hits and attention. However, I donât think the skinny girls would make this video alone, so I should really be thanking the fat one. âThank you fat girl!â
We went from Mother Teresa to girls shaking it in your face in a measly 4 moves. What does that say about us and our society? The shear number of hits with skateboarding and booty shake videos are staggering. Any aspiring filmmaker who wants to take a cue from this should be developing a script staring Tony Hawk and Kim Kardashian. Itâs a runaway hit.
Who needs mega box office smash hits staring pretty people like Will Smith or Angelina Jolie? Besides, I was tired of films set âBefore civilization beganâ or âAfter it endedâ⦠in middle Earth or outer space anyway. Bring on the booty and bust an olie for me. My 8 bucks for the movie ticket is all yours.
