Lindsay Lohan was booked into Los Angeles County jail this past Sunday and was quickly released five hours later due to jail overcrowding. When asked by reporters what her plans were, Lohan replied, “I’m going to group therapy at the morgue and hopefully catch up on some sleep.”
Lohan was ordered by a judge to do 30 days of jail time for violating her probation. The judge had also ordered Lohan to perform community service at the county morgue, presumably in an effort to scare the 25-year-old straight and show her where she could end up if she continues her destructive behavior and substance abuse.
All kidding aside, I for one hope Lindsay can turn her life around and continue to deliver such spectacular cinematic performances as “Mean Girls
.” I’m still waiting for Mean Girls 3.