What is the difference between the Dallas Cowboys and the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders? The Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders look way better in uniform and they don’t SUCK!
The Dallas Cowboys are now officially the masters of the fourth-quarter collapse by losing yet another game in the final minutes, this time against division rivals the New York Giants. Upon witnessing the Cowboy collapse last night, I too collapsed on the floor in a pool of nachos, crying like a baby without a beer bottle. It was then that I had an epiphany. For the rest of the season and beyond, tell the Cowboys to stay in the locker room, better yet, at home and instead have the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders take the field for the entire game.
The cheerleaders would do what they normally do for a couple hours – cheer, bounce up and down and of course do a whole bunch of those breathtaking high kicks that always make me choke on my beer nuts every time I see them. To be honest, I really only tune into a Cowboys game just to watch the cheerleaders do their thang. So we all can skip the part where the Cowboys SUCK and just be entertained by the cheerleaders who don’t suck.
Jerry Jones Santa, all I want for Christmas are the Dallas Cowboy Cheerleaders and you can keep the Dallas Cowboys who SUCK!