TEXT Listen on Mobile Facebook Twitter
Afternoons with Jay

Booker, Alex and Sara Blog



Single Austinite Diary 13

Because I am single I have been sleeping on an air mattress for the past 3 weeks.
 
I am currently in the middle of a move and in the meantine…because I don’t have a boyfriend…I am sleeping on my friend's air mattress. Don’t get me wrong. It is a lovely air mattress. The best Walmart has, BUT if I had a boyfriend I would be sleeping comfortably in his bed.
 
Instead I am on a bed that sounds like I am letting out a big fart everytime I flip over.
 
A bed that even my dog gets on and them immediately goes, "oh hell no, I choose the floor."
 
A bed that tells me I need to loose weight as it slowly deflates a little each night.  I started  at 8 inches from the floor…now I am at about 2.
 
I need to find a man to save me from the air mattress. 


Tags :  
Topics : Human Interest
Social :




 
07/01/2014 7:45AM
Single Austinite Diary 13
Please Enter Your Comments Below
Title :
Comment :
advertise with us
Recent Blog Posts
What's up with Janet?
You Think They'd Know This One
And the MVP of the Day Goes To...
Marshawn Lynch, Skittle Seahawks
Sasquatch Plays in the Boston Snow
Better Call Jimmy McGill?
Kardashian Klone Faktory?
Some of the Best Juno Memes
Categories
Archives