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Single Austinite Diary 13

Because I am single I have been sleeping on an air mattress for the past 3 weeks.
 
I am currently in the middle of a move and in the meantine…because I don’t have a boyfriend…I am sleeping on my friend's air mattress. Don’t get me wrong. It is a lovely air mattress. The best Walmart has, BUT if I had a boyfriend I would be sleeping comfortably in his bed.
 
Instead I am on a bed that sounds like I am letting out a big fart everytime I flip over.
 
A bed that even my dog gets on and them immediately goes, "oh hell no, I choose the floor."
 
A bed that tells me I need to loose weight as it slowly deflates a little each night.  I started  at 8 inches from the floor…now I am at about 2.
 
I need to find a man to save me from the air mattress. 


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07/01/2014 7:45AM
Single Austinite Diary 13
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