Well, itâs been a week since President Obama was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States and Iâd like to share some thoughts regarding the inauguration itself.
By the way, is it just me or does the US Capitol look like the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Now normally Iâd avoid discussing politics with you since you probably donât know the difference between a caucus and a cactus but this inauguration was historic and so merits some review.
So without further ado, here is the top ten list of quotes from people who actually attended, in person, the 2009 presidential inauguration ceremony.
10.Â âGosh.Â From 300 yards away, President Obama sure looks a lot smaller than he looks on TV.â
9.Â âCan you hold my spot here upfront while I find a place to pee?â
8.Â âThis inauguration ceremony totally sucks!Â Iâve been here almost five hours and not a single waiter has come by to take my drink order!â
7.Â âWho let all the white people in?â
6.Â âSarah Palin is way hotter than Joe Biden.â
5.Â âWhereâs Oprah?Â I havenât seen Oprah! Is she coming out or what?â
4.Â âIâm so freaking cold I think my thingies are frozen.â
3.Â âI think Iâm lost.Â Can you tell me how to get to all of Obamaâs inaugural balls?â
2.Â âObama ainât all that.Â Heâs been president now for ten minutes and the economy still sucks.â
And the number one best quote from the 2009 Presidential Inauguration isâ¦
1. âAre Barack and Michelle fist bumping?Â I canât seeâ¦ are they fistingâ¦ are they fisting?â