2009 Presidential Inauguration
Well, itâ€™s been a week since President Obama was sworn in as the 44th president of the United States and Iâ€™d like to share some thoughts regarding the inauguration itself.
By the way, is it just me or does the US Capitol look like the Leaning Tower of Pisa?
Now normally Iâ€™d avoid discussing politics with you since you probably donâ€™t know the difference between a caucus and a cactus but this inauguration was historic and so merits some review.
So without further ado, here is the top ten list of quotes from people who actually attended, in person, the 2009 presidential inauguration ceremony.
10.Â â€śGosh.Â From 300 yards away, President Obama sure looks a lot smaller than he looks on TV.â€ť
9.Â â€śCan you hold my spot here upfront while I find a place to pee?â€ť
8.Â â€śThis inauguration ceremony totally sucks!Â Iâ€™ve been here almost five hours and not a single waiter has come by to take my drink order!â€ť
7.Â â€śWho let all the white people in?â€ť
6.Â â€śSarah Palin is way hotter than Joe Biden.â€ť
5.Â â€śWhereâ€™s Oprah?Â I havenâ€™t seen Oprah! Is she coming out or what?â€ť
4.Â â€śIâ€™m so freaking cold I think my thingies are frozen.â€ť
3.Â â€śI think Iâ€™m lost.Â Can you tell me how to get to all of Obamaâ€™s inaugural balls?â€ť
2.Â â€śObama ainâ€™t all that.Â Heâ€™s been president now for ten minutes and the economy still sucks.â€ť
And the number one best quote from the 2009 Presidential Inauguration isâ€¦
1. â€śAre Barack and Michelle fist bumping?Â I canâ€™t seeâ€¦ are they fistingâ€¦ are they fisting?â€ť