I know what I think about on a daily basis but I was curious if other men thought about the same things. So I decided to do a scientific survey and invited over 200 men to take part in a study to determine what goes on inside a man’s head on any given day.
Each participant was wired to a lie detector to eliminate answers that were just a bunch of bologna which made it extremely difficult as most men’s thoughts border on insanity.
The results have been compiled into a top ten list. And here it is – the top ten things men think about on a daily basis.
How much toilet paper can you flush down a toilet in one sitting?
How can I get all the sports channels for free?
Which six pack of beer has the highest alcohol content & costs less than $3?
Where do I find two girls that want to have a Ménage à Troi while listening to Led Zepplin's Kashmir?
I hope my girlfriend doesn't ever find my porn collection.
Can I catch the swine flu if I don't wash my hands after going to the bathroom?
How many trips to the stripper bar in one week is too many?
Which all-you-can-eat buffet for under $4 will I eat at today?
And the number one thing men think about on a daily bases is…
1. Absolutely nothing!