Today I was skimming through my various web resources looking for interesting news and came across an article by ChristWire[d0t]org. By the way, the tag line for ChristWire[d0t]org is “Conservative Values for an Unsaved World.” Gulp.
The title of the article is “Is My Husband GAY?” and lists what ChristWire[d0t]org considers to be the definitive, 15 tell-tale signs that your player is swinging his bat for the other team.
I should point out I’m not gay and I’m not married nor have anything against either demographic. I just found the headline hilarious and was assuming I’d find the content to be similar to comedian Jeff Foxworthy’s bit, “You Might Be a Redneck if…” But I must say I was relieved to know that wearing a paper bag on your head didn’t make their Is-My-Husband-GAY list.
I’m not sure if the good folks at ChristWire[d0t]org are serious about the findings of their gay-lifestyle research listed in “Is My Husband GAY?” but I’ll let you be the judge. I must warn you that if cell phones, alcohol or gym memberships are part of your marriage, you could be in trouble.
In any event, may you have a long and happy marriage.