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Kim Kardashian Bombshell

Photo courtesy of Kalumba2009 & La Ratta (http://www.flickr.com/photos/thecanonrattman/64041963/)Kim Kardashian filed for divorce from Kris Humphries only after 72 days of marriage. And while Kim is starting to speak up about the split with Kris and going so far as to state that her reality TV show may have had something to do with the divorce, my unreliable sources are citing other reasons behind the Kim & Kris marital conundrum.

During a recent interview with Narcissist.com, Kim broke down and started to cry and divulged that hooking up with tall, dark and handsome Kris was just a sham to conceal her dirty little secret. Turns out Kim has a thing for short, unattractive men.  Say what? Sobbing, Kim went on to say that her on-again-off-again romance with Howard Stern regular, Beetlejuice, was the real reason behind her dumping Kris. Kim added, “I know I shouldn’t be attracted to someone like Beetlejuice but there’s something irresistible and sweet about him and when he starts rapping to me, he drives me wild with desire.”

When asked if she could give an example of the rap stylings of Beetlejuice that make her weak at the knees, Kim surprising dropped to her knees (presumably to illustrate the size of Beetlejuice) and started rapping the lyrics, “Oh Kim you are so fine and you knows I loves you gurl all of da time. People say together we sure look fruity but it don’t bother me that I’m the size of your booty.”

Beetlejuice could not be reached for comment.





 
11/02/2011 1:11PM
Kim Kardashian Bombshell
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