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Donald Trump is Changing His Name

Billionaire Donald Trump and host of Celebrity Apprentice recently admitted in the board room during one of the Celebrity Apprentice episodes that his last name really isn’t Trump. In a Celebrity Apprentice shocker, Donald admitted his real name is Donald Duck.

“I know you think I’m joking,” said Mr. Duck “but for a long time I was ashamed of my real last name but I’m not ashamed of it anymore.” Lisa Lampanelli, comedian and contestant on Celebrity Apprentice, asked Donald why he is revealing his real name now to which Donald quipped “Because I’m rich and if people don’t like that my real name is Donald Duck, I’ll simply have them roughed up by some of my tough friends.” to which Lisa replied “Like who, Mickey Mouse and Pluto?”
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