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Katy, Apple and Bananas

Apple and Katy Perry have paired up together to bring you iBanana – the first iPhone that looks like a banana.   My unreliable sources tell me the iBanana will be on the cutting edge of smartphone technology, featuring Apple’s latest iOS 5.1.2 and of course great gadgets like an 8 megapixel camera/video recorder and a tiny little blender for making daiquiris.

In a recent phone interview I had with Miss Perry, I asked her who came up with fruity phone idea. “I love eating bananas and I love talking on the phone,” said Katy, “So I thought wouldn’t be great if I could talk on the phone and then eat it when I hung up.”

Unknown Blogger: So you’ll be able to eat the iBanana?

Katy Perry: No. it’s made of metal and plastic. Hmmm, maybe I need to rethink my endorsement of iBanana.

Unknown Blogger:  Maybe iBanana could come with a bunch of real bananas and you could eat those.

Katy Perry: Ummm. I guess. Yeah! That would work! Whew. Yeah!

Unknown Blogger: You're a genius.

Katy Perry: Awww. Thank you.
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