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Free Tacos

Every once in awhile something happens in the world to prove there is a God. And now we know there is a taco God. On Tuesday, November 16th, after 2pm, Jack in the Box ® will give away two free tacos to taco lovers everywhere except San Antonio and Kansas City, because we all know those cities know nothing of fine Mexican cuisine. This once in a lifetime offer is apparently the result of Jack himself getting a little jacked up (pun intended) on anesthesia while he recently had a tooth extracted by Orin Scrivello D.D.S whom you may recall as the dentist from the movie Little Shop of Horrors. While under the influence, not only did Jack dream up the idea of free tacos, but it’s rumored he also revealed his secret sexual fantasy of wanting to "do it" with The King, mascot for the Burger King ® franchise.  Have it your way Jack. See you at the Box!
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