Will the lord baby Jesus please descend upon Austin, Texas and give everyone who canâ€™t drive in â€śbadâ€ť weather, a brain.
Iâ€™ve driven in many cities around the world and Austin, by far, has the most dumbass drivers when it comes to a little, tiny bit of rain on the road.Â Seriously, what the hell is wrong with you people?
Driving in the rain this morning, it took me 45 minutes to travel 100 yards.Â And by the way, you drivers who donâ€™t like to use your indicator and jam your car into a line thatâ€™s not moving, well, if you ever have the chance to drive yourself off a cliff like a scene from Thelma and Louise, please be my guest.
For example, in Mexico, come rain, snow or sunshine, they drive like itâ€™s a big game of bumper cars, literally bumping their taco wagon against yours but at a self-organizing pace that would boggle the mind of many mindless Austin drivers.Â Yet as chaotic as traffic in Mexico may be, it moves with surprising speed and fluidity.
Consider this an open letter/blog to all Austin drivers who canâ€™t seem to function on the road when weather happens.Â If itâ€™s raining, sprinkling or maybe even if there is a little morning dew on the roads, call your boss and tell him or her youâ€™re not coming in today as a public service to Austin roadways and to those who otherwise can drive and chew gum at the same time.
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