Your List Of Top Tiger Jokes So Far

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Your list of Top Tiger Jokes so far by JB Hager , posted Oct 31 2011 5:25PM

1) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards. 2) Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron. 3) What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Swede. 4) Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5." 5) Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat him. 6) Seems he forgot his Daddy's profound advice, "Tiger, you'll never be successful until you learn to play one hole at a time." 7) What did Elin say right after she clubbed him? "Don't even try to tell me I bent my elbow...!" 8) Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade. Whenever a golfer hits a tree, he blames it on his Caddie. 9) I hear that Tiger is changing his name to Cheetah! Back To Blog

12/03/2009 5:09AM

Your list of Top Tiger Jokes so far

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12/03/2009 8:44AM

Anonymous

Where is that song you all played this morning - "I just called....to say....that I'm screwed." That was too funny. I want to play it for others.

12/04/2009 7:06AM

Anonymous

Hey JB! Been listening to you guys since 1996, love you all! Please post the Tiger Woods is Driving to Town song... so funny! Gotta share that!
--T from GT

12/11/2009 11:55AM

Anonymous

What the difference between Tiger Wood's Golf Career and his personal life?

In his Golf Career, he only plays with 18 holes at a time.