Your list of Top Tiger Jokes so far
by JB Hager
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posted Oct 31 2011 5:25PM
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span class="Apple-style-span" style=" ;font-family:Helvetica;font-size:medium;"1) What's the difference between a car and a golf ball? Tiger can drive a ball 400 yards.br /br /2) Tiger Woods crashed into a fire hydrant and a tree. He couldn't decide between a wood and an iron.br /br /3) What does Tiger have in common with a baby seal? They've both been clubbed by a Swede.br /br /4) Apparently the police asked Tiger's wife how many times she hit him. She said "I don't know exactly... but put me down for a 5."br /br /5) Phil Mickelson contacted Tiger's wife to pick up some tips on how to beat him.br /br /6) Seems he forgot his Daddy's profound advice, "Tiger, you'll never be successful until you learn to play one hole at a time."br /br /7) What did Elin say right after she clubbed him? "Don't even try to tell me I bent my elbow...!"br /br /8) Of course, he blamed it on a problem with his Escalade. Whenever a golfer hits a tree, he blames it on his Caddie./spandivspan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Helvetica, serif;"span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"br //span/span/divdivspan class="Apple-style-span" style="font-family:Helvetica, serif;"span class="Apple-style-span" style="font-size:medium;"9) I hear that Tiger is changing his name to Cheetah!/span/span/div
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