6:00 AM: Yesterday APD office Jamie Pedron was laid to rest, and there were some beautiful speeches from his friends and colleagues during his funeral. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. George Zimmerman was charged with 2nd degree murder yesterday in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. Britney Spears is going to be a judge on The X Factor this season and she will get a 15 million dollar paycheck.
6:15 AM: Fact or bull fact. There are more IRS employees than there are residents in Flint Michigan. There are more tax accountants in the U.S. than there are residents in Dallas Texas. 95% of people who use babysitters and housekeepers cheat on their taxes. Someone living in the Ukraine will pay $25,000 less in taxes per year than a resident of New York. 53.5% of Americans pay income tax. 1 in 8 people making one million dollars a year will get audited on their taxes.
6:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday was the funeral of APD office Jaime Pedron, and even though it was a somber occasion, there were a lot of laughs. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. The Lollapalooza line up was announced yesterday. The headliners are The Red Hot Chili Peppers, Black Sabbath, The Black Keys, Jack White, Florence and The Machine, and a lot more. It kicks off August 3rd in Chicago. UT is now tobacco free all over campus.
6:42 AM: What’s the theme? Alice Cooper, Britney Spears, and Justin Bieber. The theme is all 3 of them have used a snake in their performance/image.
7:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
7:10 AM: We have a listener who is a bit OCD, and she wanted to know how often other people clean their bathrooms. She cleans hers everyday, and is wondering if it’s a bit too often.
7:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara.
7:40 AM: What do you find to be incredibly overrated?
8:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
8:10 AM: Today’s headlines. What do most women do when they have TDF—or Total Deodorant Failure? 67% attempt a re-application, 62% avoid lifting their arms for the rest of the day, and 52% will wash their armpits in the sink at work. Sara says she does this all the time. Cass says when she has TDF, she sprays perfume on her armpits.
8:20 AM: Anderson Cooper’s signature “giggle” has happened again! He was reporting on Dyngus Day, and couldn’t stop laughing when he heard the words “pussy willow”.
8:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday APD office Jamie Pedron was laid to rest, and there were some beautiful speeches from his friends and colleagues during his funeral. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. Britney Spears is going to be a judge on The X Factor this season and she will get a 15 million dollar paycheck. UT is now a completely smoke free campus. A new study Sara found that 50% of chicken we eat is contaminated with fecal matter.
8:45 AM: We talked about Ashley Madison yesterday, which is a website for married people who want to cheat with other married people. We talked about how the people who use it are losers, and almost immediately got a response from a mom who says she uses it and loves it.
9:00 AM: Coast to coast news in 60 seconds.
9:10 AM: Axl Rose told the Rock and Roll Hall of Fame he didn’t want to be inducted.
9:30 AM: 4 things you need to know with Sara. Yesterday APD office Jamie Pedron was laid to rest, and there were some beautiful speeches from his friends and colleagues during his funeral. The 3 hour long procession drove all around town, and police cars from all over the state of Texas joined in. George Zimmerman was charged with 2nd degree murder yesterday in the shooting of Trayvon Martin. The City Council will meet tonight to regulate pedicabs. They want drivers to get a permit, get insurance, and enforce new safety standards. The biggest change will be making them advertise affordable rates and they will give them a lane to pull up and pick up passengers. Fatty McButternuts, Lord Godrick VonMousenburg, and Alyssa Butterscotch are on the list of the weirdest pet names of 2012.
